Swish's Very Own Wrestling Thread!

[Kane Knight]

A] I would like to see that nature conservancy fund change it's name, and let WWE get the full rights to the initials back.

B] WWE could still be used as the corporate company name, with the WWF being the TV identity.

C] The initials 'WWF' and the words 'World Wrestling Federation' roll off the tounge more naturally and organically than the initials 'WWE' and the words 'World Wrestling Entertainment'.

And if regaining the initials, and the right to speak them on TV, ever happened, it would likely come with a heavy price...about $100,000,000 minimum for it to happen. =P

*cough*

Can't believe people are still recycling the whole "WWF was better than WWE" thing. I got use to the term WWE like, way back in fucking 2003 or something. Who cares about "WWF" anymore.


So yeah...

I think WWE is pretty much watered down, compared to WWF.

I'm pretty sure that would have happened without the name change, though.

[Shadrick]

Ryan, is that you??

[owenbrown]

Why bash Ryan Clark? He provides the best wrestling news out there better than anyone else.

are you high? :wtf:

[whiteyford]

Doesn't the saint jimmy clean up the muck initiative have the power to merge all the 'ryan Clark is da wurzt U guyz' threads into one handy thread?

[Sepholio]

Initiative.....initiated.

[addy2hotty]

The whole reason they say 'WWE' instead of 'World Wrestling Entertainment' in terms of Championships is because 'World Wrestling Entertainment' sounds stupid.

They'll never get the Panda people to hand over the initials anyway.

[RaginRonic]

http://www.wwe.com/videos/the-alliance-forms-raw-july-9-2001-26042612

Uhhh....something is weird here...what the hell?! O.o

[stultiloquy]

WWE...WWF...doesn't matter to me, I'm just glad they can quit blurring out all the WWF logos in their archival footage.

[Swish]

If you don't hear it from this website, it's likely bullshit..

How much more bullshit is this kid going to come out with, seriously..

Ryan your in it for the views and the money....

[Razzamajazz]

every time his name is mentioned here it adds to his worthless ego. and a kitten dies

[Shisen Kopf]

Ryan Clark is an American hero. Maybe the greatest hero of all time.

[#1-norm-fan]

If you don't hear it from this website, it's likely bullshit..

Wait... what?

[The Whole F'n Show]

What the hell is a "possible spoiler"? That always makes me laugh, cause you know its just going to be more senseless guessing from some moron :wtf:

[owenbrown]

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This thread sucks.

[Swish]

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This thread sucks.

I totally agree with you here Owen...








Your mums nipples taste like dog shit.

[Swish]

Something which WWE hasn't done I'm pretty sure.
Create a tv show, for old school wrestlers, Call it Generations.

Have a monthly spot event.

I think this would be pretty sick in my eyes. Views?

[#1-norm-fan]

A wrestling show only for guys with legends contracts would actually be somewhat awesome. Just sayin'.

Jim Duggan gets to win the big one finally.

[Swish]

Or was it a gen bleed ?. thoughts?

[Razzamajazz]

yes, right as he was getting thrown into the cage you could see him dragging his fingers over his forehead. he handed the blade to the ref as he hit the mat.


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[GD]

http://www.tamatrading.com/images/P/heinz-ketchup.jpg

[loopydate]

I'm pretty sure it was hardway. The cut was too high up his head for a typical blade job. I think King caught him with the fist drop. Now, MAYBE Punk bladed above his hairline to make it LOOK hardway, but it seems like an unnecessary move to make.

[Razzamajazz]

am i really the only one that saw it?

[Juan]

gen bleed

[DLVH84]

I was thinking it was hardway as well.

[CSL]

very quickly watched it on Youtube with not the best quality of footage and skipped into until I noticed blood and went back from there (so I could have missed it entirely) but it looks to me on first impression that Punk nicks himself after Lawler has given him the punches but before the fist drop aka the kind of thing he could try and get away with to the office and the kind of thing Punk would maybe do given how much he loves the "legends" and is the way he is. No sign of anything being handed off to the ref tho, unless I'm missing something, first time he gets close enough is when he's putting the gloves on after the knee in the corner

[whiteyford]

What loopy said, looked hardway, and the placement seemed high, but if he was going to do it to look legit it'd be the place to do it I guess.

[CSL]

yes, right as he was getting thrown into the cage you could see him dragging his fingers over his forehead. he handed the blade to the ref as he hit the mat.


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just seen this bit. He goes in headfirst, puts his hand to his head and the ref checks he's ok. Nothing more, there's a close up of Punk's head sans any blood after this. Punk does touch his head a few times as if he thinks he's bleeding tho so maybe it happens hardway here higher up on his head and just takes a bit of time to "trickle"

[Emperor Smeat]

If he did blade, then he did a good job considering I thought it was due to Lawler nailing Punk too hard by accident. Lawler's reaction to the punch made it seem like he really hurt his hand a bit.

[GD]

Let us analyze.

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[Lock Jaw]

I think this is just "newz". Absolutely no reason for Punk to blade in a match like that. I guess I could see him defying the rules against blading, but not for some match on RAW against Jerry Lawler (even a cage match).

[CSL]

I think this is just "newz". Absolutely no reason for Punk to blade in a match like that. I guess I could see him defying the rules against blading, but not for some match on RAW against Jerry Lawler (even a cage match).

there's hardly ever a reason for anybody to blade anywhere but blading/bleeding isn't really that big of a deal to a lot of guys and Punk likes everybody to know he walks to the beat of his own drum. I wouldn't be surprised if he did it just to give King something

[CSL]

or it could simply be nothing/an accident. Don't really know without watching more than 30-40 seconds in good quality

[Swiss Ultimate]

CSL, so in your professional opinion you would say that Punk bladed?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Nevermind...

[Tommy Gunn]

If there wasn't a cage I bet they would have had a guy run down to close the wound with glue, but to me it looks like an accident.

[Lock Jaw]

I like the epic battle of Charles Robinson vs. The Rubber Glove

[CSL]

hardway

https://p.twimg.com/A1fUYn-CQAAZwdA.jpg

[CSL]

Punk does touch his head a few times as if he thinks he's bleeding tho so maybe it happens hardway here higher up on his head and just takes a bit of time to "trickle"

so this I guess

[Rock Bottom]

Looks like he bladed after Lawler threw him into the cage. (WRONG!)

IF he bladed, which is really hard to tell without different shots, a wild theory might be something along the lines of what CSL said, to try to give Lawler something.

My guess would be, in that situation, that CM Punk probably thought it was really stupid for him to wrestle/squash Lawler. He really went out of his way to sell Lawler's first punch in the match. I think he's just really trying to sell his fist, like "the old man can still punch," rather than just squash/shit all over him like everyone else does in the ring.

I mean, if I were the WWE champion and I were wrestling a hall of famer/announcer that's just there to job for people randomly I'd probably feel pretty weird just squashing the guy. What does it achieve other than cheap heel heat? (which by the way is only being met with silence)

It could have been an accident but I really doubt it. And if it did, as you can see above, why he would do it is just random speculation.

[#1-norm-fan]

yes, right as he was getting thrown into the cage you could see him dragging his fingers over his forehead. he handed the blade to the ref as he hit the mat.


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Swish actually made a topic that actually warrants some discussion on the issue. Don't be a dick for the sake of being a dick.

[GD]

hardway

https://p.twimg.com/A1fUYn-CQAAZwdA.jpg

Yikes.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Unless Punk is literally the worst person to blade EVER. That's hardway

[JimmyMess]

Ouch! Although in the video it does look like he hands something to the ref right after he hits the mat.

http://i45.tinypic.com/2dlraww.jpg

[Flash Funk]

No doubt to me he bladed as he was getting thrown into the cage.

[ooTin]

I didnt see a blade job but, that is the point of blading. Side note, not sure why Cole is getting shit for missing that "Rock Bottom" went stright to the Anaconda Vice.

[ooTin]

yes, right as he was getting thrown into the cage you could see him dragging his fingers over his forehead. he handed the blade to the ref as he hit the mat.


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@ what time in the video above did this occur?

[Fignuts]

I didnt see a blade job but, that is the point of blading. Side note, not sure why Cole is getting shit for missing that "Rock Bottom" went stright to the Anaconda Vice.

Yeah, he's done that combo before.

[#1-norm-fan]

@ what time in the video above did this occur?

I think he's talking about 8:52.

It looks like he's doing something with his hand on his head as he gets thrown into the cage and then the ref does definitely get down and possibly take something from Punk's hand.

What makes it more suspicious is that Punk quickly thrust his head up in a weird way as if he's trying to keep the blood from dripping down from the top of his head and become visible yet. Then after the fist drop he keeps his head down and lets it drip down making it seem like the fist is what busted him open.

[Razzamajazz]

I think he's talking about 8:52.

It looks like he's doing something with his hand on his head as he gets thrown into the cage and then the ref does definitely get down and possibly take something from Punk's hand.

What makes it more suspicious is that Punk quickly thrust his head up in a weird way as if he's trying to keep the blood from dripping down from the top of his head and become visible yet. Then after the fist drop he keeps his head down and lets it drip down making it seem like the fist is what busted him open.


bingo
who's the dick now?!

wait...

[Keith]

I think he definitely did blade.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://i.imgur.com/x1rFg.jpg

Holy titty-fucking christ. You just don't run with razor blades. Jericho was right about his parents, they were clearly pretty shitty.

[#1-norm-fan]

bingo
who's the dick now?!

wait...

lol

I should have added a "You were right, by the way" at the end of that.

[CSL]

http://i.imgur.com/x1rFg.jpg

Holy titty-fucking christ. You just don't run with razor blades. Jericho was right about his parents, they were clearly pretty shitty.

lol shit if he's blading here, the boy's lost his mind

[CSL]

yeahhhh just seen it, the part of the vid I watched before was at 8:06 where King first sends him in after coming out of the neckbreaker and the ref checks Punk, skipped straight past the bit at 8:49 where the screenshot was taken from straight to the punches, kind of blatant

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yes! Shaun Hasney in the houuuuuuuuse.

[Swiss Ultimate]

The magic of wrestling.

[XCaliber]

Well son of a botch! :rofl:

[Swiss Ultimate]

I didn't see it after like 6 replays. I'm going to call this one a successful blade as you'd have to be a humming bird to catch that shit. Or Razz...who may be a humming bird.

[Keith]

I can only imagine if we were all here the day after WrestleMania 13, the debate over whether Austin bladed or not during his match with Bret Hart.

[CSL]

give him points for creativity but it's really not worth the damage, it was no less obvious than your regular blade job yet he's left with that abortion of a wound on his head

[CSL]

I can only imagine if we were all here the day after WrestleMania 13, the debate over whether Austin bladed or not during his match with Bret Hart.

hardly the same thing

[Keith]

Of course, but still.

[Innovator]

Why is this a topic?

[CSL]

if we start playing that game, there'd be like 3 threads in the wrestling forum http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

give him points for creativity but it's really not worth the damage, it was no less obvious than your regular blade job yet he's left with that abortion of a wound on his head

I'm sure he had his reasons. I can't imagine he just woke up that morning deciding that was the day he was gonna blade. Whether he thought the image of blood during the post match attack would make him look more sinister or if was just out of respect to a legend like Lawler to make him look like a bit of a badass, I'm sure it was worth it.

[Gertner]

I hope he gets fired for this. I guess that's what vanilla midgets have to do to get over.

[CSL]

I'm sure he had his reasons. I can't imagine he just woke up that morning deciding that was the day he was gonna blade. Whether he thought the image of blood during the post match attack would make him look more sinister or if was just out of respect to a legend like Lawler to make him look like a bit of a badass, I'm sure it was worth it.

yeah but I meant he could have just bladed regularly as opposed to that effort

[Kane Knight]

I'm sure he had his reasons.

The drugs probably caused it.

[Xero]

yeah but I meant he could have just bladed regularly as opposed to that effort

Probably wanted to hide it from the office. In which case it's stupid but still. Thats the only reason I can think of for doing it where he did other than to work "smart" fans.

[GD]

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[slik]

He tweeted a picture of his head being stapled afterwards:

https://p.twimg.com/A1fUYn-CQAAZwdA.jpg

[Kane Knight]

He tweeted a picture of his head being stapled afterwards:

https://p.twimg.com/A1fUYn-CQAAZwdA.jpg

Blading while running into a cage will do that to ya.

[Swish]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5399/565/320/havoc.gif


This would make perfect entertainment......

Suggestions/thoughts like i give a crap but your welcome to them

[Swish]

So when Punk did that blade job recently on Raw
I've started to question could this just be a load of hype for WWE 13?.

Or

Are they going to go back to their routes and start blading again?

[Zeeboe]

I was always a big fan of that PPV cause I love Halloween. :) So I'd love that. They could do some good stuff with the Undertaker if they brought that PPV back.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I think I remember DrA suggesting something like this once in Casual.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

You mean "roots" not "routes"

You're welcome

[Swish]

You mean "roots" not "routes"

You're welcome

GO FUCK YOUR MUM SOME MORE, NAZI

[Swish]

would this last match have ended better if they faced off at
Wrestlemania???. I mean it would have been another big guy for Taker
to defeat. I just felt the storyline with The Great Khali was rushed.

They could have made it into something huge...

Anyone else..

(The next person that merges this thread into my own big thread will, be cursed.. I MEAN IT).

[Pintint]

I agree, it definetely should've been a wrestlemania match.

[whiteyford]

It was going to suck regardless of where it was held.

[Swish]

It was going to suck regardless of where it was held.

How? The only reason it sucked, was due to the writers making Khali
look shit. They could have made him more hype like how Big Show made his debut in WWF/E

[Rammsteinmad]

I assume this is the WWE making Great Khali look shit?

http://www.freakinawesomenetwork.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Khalipinstaker-285x300.jpg

[whiteyford]

Khali even in his prime was struggling to move, it would have been a repeat of Giant Gonzalez and that's not really something anyone should aim for.

[Taker it Easy]

Khali is horrible, he should taker it easy back to India and be a cop again.

[Swish]

Khali is horrible, he should taker it easy back to India and be a cop again.

And your gimmick is getting old like the plague.

[Frank Drebin]

Khali is horrible, he should taker it easy back to India and be a cop again.

A TAKER IT EASY SIGHTING!!! YESSSS! :love:

As far as the topic goes: I think that Khali blah blah blah....

[KaosDarksol]

Having the match at mania would have made it a better spectacle but it still wouldnt have been a great match. Khali was limited but taker would have made everything better but knowing taker was going to win may have taken away from khali's dominance

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Of all the Judge Dredd pictures you choose one from the shit Stallone film?!

[Rammsteinmad]

Despite his awfulness in every thing ever, I still hate inconsistencies with wrestling characters. Great Khali pinned the Undertaker in a match with a "foot on the chest" pin! A fucking FOOT ON THE CHEST!!! Of the UNDERTAKER for fucks sake!!!

Now he jobs to guys the size of Daniel Bryan. :(

[PorkSoda]

Remember when Vladimir Kozlov defeated Taker with a quick powerslam?

[Rammsteinmad]

Did he? Wow, don't remember that! But I think nothing is a better display of power then beating the Undertaker with a foot on the chest.

[Rammsteinmad]

Next week on Superstars: Alex Riley b. The Great Khali. :nono:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

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[Curd]

Next week on Superstars: Alex Riley b. The Great Khali. :nono:

I heard a rumor that Great Khali will job to Aksana. Sure, Cesaro will do a number on Khali beforehand, but still! :roll:

[dingdongyo]

as soon as the unbeatable giant face-eater is beaten, then he's no longer beatable and no one shits a give. so, that's when they make him dance. until that stops making money too, so he finds his dark unhappy place again.

repeat.

[Swish]

The only decent thing was the Punk vs Taker match. I turned off
after that. The rest was so predictable. Urgh. I'm giving up with WWE.

Fuck this shit. WWE are shit at story telling..

If that was me writing this

Streak vs Streak:
Punk ends the streak, then goes on next year to face HBK.

undertaker retires at 20-1 still fucking great odds.

HHH retires, Brock goes on to face Ryback.

Kane starts a feud with The Miz.

[Keith]

http://i.imgur.com/xrL0vHa.gif

[Swish]

Wow someone can't type a thing hahaha..

[Keith]

You know, "WWE are shit".

What else is there to say?

[Swish]

You know, "WWE are shit".

What else is there to say?

Stop trolling my thread, and let the big boys down.

[Keith]

I don't even know what "let the big boys down" means.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Don't worry Keith this piece of shit you're talking to pretended his father and mother were killed in a car-crash for the LOLz.

[Swish]

^^ exactly

[Swish]

Don't worry Keith this piece of shit you're talking to pretended his father and mother were killed in a car-crash for the LOLz.

That was the past, which I'd like to forget. It's time to
show some redemtion. So if you don't mind, let's get on topic.

[KyleEmmott]

Wtf is this spread

[Shisen Kopf]

i agree with Swish. Fuck this shit, lets all write a letter to Vince McMahon and let him know how angry and serious we are. I'll begin, you can add to it if you want.

Dear Vince McMahon,

I know serious business in pro rasslin better than everyone. Also, I am a big proponent of workrate. I found this rasslemania was very, very lacking. The Ryback lost, Rock lost, no Brodus Clay and Tensai match, no Bushwhackers, Punk Lost, Triple H won. I am very angry about this. This is why I am writing you a letter. What do I want? My money back, and tickets to Night of Champions. ALso, could you tell AJ to get a boob job? Toodles

Sincerely,

The Kopf

what a great letter

[Swish]

i agree with Swish. Fuck this shit, lets all write a letter to Vince McMahon and let him know how angry and serious we are. I'll begin, you can add to it if you want.

Dear Vince McMahon,

I know serious business in pro rasslin better than everyone. Also, I am a big proponent of workrate. I found this rasslemania was very, very lacking. The Ryback lost, Rock lost, no Brodus Clay and Tensai match, no Bushwhackers, Punk Lost, Triple H won. I am very angry about this. This is why I am writing you a letter. What do I want? My money back, and tickets to Night of Champions. ALso, could you tell AJ to get a boob job? Toodles

Sincerely,

The Kopf

what a great letter

If it was in letter form it would read as follows



Dear Vince K McMahon
Being a fan of this company, for many years. watching legends grow, and die and retire. I must admit that like the titanic. Wrestlemania seems to be a sinking ship. Either your writing staff have no clue how to write suitable eye catching storylines. Or they are just complete fuck tards. I'll let you choose which. Since you have the say. The reason for this letter is because well you fucked up a great storyline with CM Punk. Why let him hold the title for so long, for only to give it away to The Rock?. When guy's like Jericho deserve to be in the spotlight. Jericho vs Cena would have made a better judgement call. But No. you decide to think with your pocket. I turned off Mania after the Punk vs Taker match, ending the streak would have been more awesome.

Oh and stop letting your son in law hog the spot light.

Yours
SwishEngage

[dronepool]

Yeah, WM 29 felt rushed and had a 'eh' card and only Punk/Taker and HHH/Lesnar were beyond good.

[ron the dial]

But No. you decide to think with your pocket.

HOW DARE HE

[Mr. Nerfect]

WrestleMania told some beautiful stories. Cena's issues with The Rock go back to the main event of WrestleMania XXVII where a Rock Bottom cost him his match against The Miz. In a weird sort of way, you can probably lump WrestleMania XXVII, WrestleMania XXVIII and WrestleMania NYNJ together as a three-piece. They're the post-HBK WrestleMania collection.

[Shisen Kopf]

If it was in letter form it would read as follows



Dear Vince K McMahon
Being a fan of this company, for many years. watching legends grow, and die and retire. I must admit that like the titanic. Wrestlemania seems to be a sinking ship. Either your writing staff have no clue how to write suitable eye catching storylines. Or they are just complete fuck tards. I'll let you choose which. Since you have the say. The reason for this letter is because well you fucked up a great storyline with CM Punk. Why let him hold the title for so long, for only to give it away to The Rock?. When guy's like Jericho deserve to be in the spotlight. Jericho vs Cena would have made a better judgement call. But No. you decide to think with your pocket. I turned off Mania after the Punk vs Taker match, ending the streak would have been more awesome.

Oh and stop letting your son in law hog the spot light.

Yours
SwishEngage

My letter was better. My letter was the WM 17 of complaint letters about WM. Yours was WM9

[Corporate CockSnogger]

You are so fat

[Heisenberg]

:nono: Not this piss again

[Swish]

You are so fat

lol.... thanks

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Randomly calling for a Kane-Miz feud.