In memoriam of Supreme, VSG presents, A Hansey joint: Raw Thread 6/11/12 "Somehow Vince is CEO again"

[Poit]

"Let's go Hawkins" chant

[Droford]

they have put a lot into the 3 hour raw tonught for a change

[Rollermacka]

I've been going back and fourth on RAW, have we got a Ryback squash yet?

[Savio]

So is the WWE Did You Know nothing but boasting or are they gonna have some real wrestling trivia for christ's sake?
Never

[The Whole F'n Show]

So johnny isnt getting fired tonight. A commercial just aired for a local show on 6/22 where cena is going against johnny and big show in a handicap match. Way to go, dumbasses :(

[Lock Jaw]

Wish they would stop Sin Cara's mood lighting already. It is the stupidest thing ever.

[Poit]

LETS GO HAWKINS chant

lol is that a "Let's go Hawkins" chant?

"Let's go Hawkins" chant.

What they said.

[Damndirty]

At least Hawkins is given a fighting chance before he jobs like a slobberknocker

[CSL]

So johnny isnt getting fired tonight. A commercial just aired for a local show on 6/22 where cena is going against johnny and big show in a handicap match. Way to go, dumbasses :(

"card subject to change", doesn't have to be GM to compete etc

[Lock Jaw]

lol random fan: "I WANT MYSTERIO BACK NOW!! THIS ISN'T GOOD!"

[Poit]

Random fan: "We want Mysterio back now! This is a joke!" :roll:

[Droford]

the hell was that?

[The Whole F'n Show]

"card subject to change", doesn't have to be GM to compete etc

Yea, pretty sure it isnt going to happen tonight anyway.

[Poit]

Damnit Lock Jaw!

[Damndirty]

Ooooooh boy? Very unexpected!

[Jari]

Really half-assed performance from Hawkins there.

[Frank Drebin]

Did they just catch heath jerking off?

[Savio]

3 hours no Miz....

[The Whole F'n Show]

Ryback vs Cin Cara, Book it :y:

[Lock Jaw]

Damnit Lock Jaw!

I think you actually got it right, though.

[Damndirty]

They better not follow Pat Patterson backstage....... especially when smiling like a doughnut

[Rollermacka]

Ryback vs Cin Cara, Book it :y:

Anybody else want to see Sin Cara get the crap kicked out of him by Ryback?

[Jari]

3 hours no Miz....
Maybe there is a God.

[Lock Jaw]

Miz may be filming THE MARINE right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

3 hours no Miz....

I think he's out filming for the Marine 3 right now.

[Lock Jaw]

Dammit, Lock Jaw!

[Damndirty]

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[Lock Jaw]

All PPV buys will be attributed to Triple H cutting a promo.

[Damndirty]

AJ giving a BJ?

[Corndad]

Mystery Main Eventer???

[Rollermacka]

It's gonna be Luther Reigns

[CSL]

what was that about a mystery something?

[Frank Drebin]

Its going to be Machine Gun Kelly

[Cool King]

It's Scotty 2 Hotty, obviously. :roll:

[Corndad]

Maybe its time... It's time...

[Lock Jaw]

IT'S UNDERTAKER

[Poit]

They better not follow Pat Patterson backstage....... especially when smiling like a doughnut

Sense, this makes none.

[Cool King]

what was that about a mystery something?

A mystery main eventer will be competing tonight.

[Droford]

bblackman wasnt a main eventer so...

[CSL]

JBL is in Connecticut rn. Be good to see his glorious hair on RAW

[Poit]

How have none of you said Steve Blackman yet? What happened to TPWW?

... damnit Dro!

[Damndirty]

A delay, he's in the shower lathering somebody up right now

[Lock Jaw]

JBL would be amazing. Would have to change my pants.

[Savio]

Ryback vs Sandow, Book it :y:

[Jari]

Ahmed Johnson

[Savio]

So it all went down from there Zig?

[CSL]

Sean Mooney in 2012

[Damndirty]

IT'S UNDERTAKER


http://www.skeletonsandmore.com/securecart/images/Undertaker.jpg

[Corndad]

The Brain was tremendous on so many levels

[ClockShot]

Slater with the generic theme music going on.

[Cool King]

It'll be Gillberg.

[Jari]

Good to see Heath Slater still sucks.

[Savio]

The Blue Meanie!

[Juan]

VADER TIME

[el bobbo]

God damn, Heath Slater is too easy to hate.

[ClockShot]

IT'S VADER TIME!

[Tazz Dan]

VADER

[Malfeitor]

Vader!!!!!!

[Droford]

vader lol

[CSL]

lol oh shit

[Damndirty]

No shit!!!??

[Corndad]

Oh it's Time!

[Juan]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Eklipse]

VAAAAAADEEEEERRRR!!!!!

[Rollermacka]

Whaa are we celebrating past RAW superstars?


Side Note, VADER!!!!!!! :eek:

[el bobbo]

It's Fuckin' Vader!

[Damndirty]

Boy... he's sure gained weight

[Calamondin]

He looks about 100 times better than the last time he was on Raw w/ Coach.

[CSL]

bet Slater's loving this

[Savio]

Dont slip again

[Cool King]

Am I playing WWE '12?

[Droford]

worse shape than the last time

[Jari]

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[dronepool]

Vader? Hmm. Cool.

[Damndirty]

He's probably still one of the toughest fuckers in the world!

[Cool King]

Cool ring lights.

[Crimson]

haha doing a Berzerker HUFF

[Rollermacka]

:lol: He held onto the steps to make sure he didn't fall again.


Taking bets, will he be able to do the Vader Bomb tonight?

[Juan]

What are the odds of a Vader moonsault?

[Innovator]

I am so happy right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

ha "Lets go Vader" chants

[Damndirty]

People going nucking futs!!!

[Frank Drebin]

Good job, crowd!

[Juan]

lol this is awesome

[Jari]

worse shape than the last time
Given how old he is, he doesn't actually look bad.

[Theo Dious]

I thought he was dying or something.

[Damndirty]

He's still got it!!!

[Cool King]

Great crowd.

[Crimson]

You still got it? -_-

[Savio]

Happy with this chant for Vader

[Rollermacka]

Wow, this crowd is really into the show tonight

[Damndirty]

He's doing very good! Damn good!

[Corndad]

Lovin the crowd

[ClockShot]

Kinda regretting not going to this.

[Corndad]

Vader Bomb Chant

[Innovator]

WHAT A FUCKING VADER BOMB

[Malfeitor]

Love it.

[Jari]

Happy with this chant for Vader

[Rollermacka]

"Vader looks better than ever"

Then they show Vader getting up to his feet and his gut still touching the floor

[Crimson]

That splash looked like it hurt

[Droford]

big van vader

[Juan]

Always loved that theme

[ClockShot]

Good times.

[Savio]

Was this a one off?

[Damndirty]

Really glad to see he can still go toe to toe

[Poit]

http://www.beastaralliance.org/sites/all/themes/star/logo.png

[Frank Drebin]

Very happy with the crowd reaction for Vader. Hes gotta be loving this.

[Droford]

be a nougat

[Eklipse]

AJ is hotter in person.

[Cool King]

Always loved that theme

Yeah, it was great hearing it on Raw again.

[Damndirty]

That'd be funny if she left a jizz print on his cheek

[Droford]

lets dig up flash funk fir next week and tag him with brodus

[Jari]

Was this a one off?
Suspect they will be doing this every week till the 1000th show but they have history for bringing old guys back if they show they can still go and the crowd are into them.

[Eklipse]

lets dig up flash funk fir next week and tag him with brodus

Ernest Miller would be better.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty sweet seeing Vader in 2012. Not in the best shape, but Slater sold the hell outta his every move.

[Damndirty]

Wish he would've came out with this
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/05/articleimagehelmet.jpg

[Frank Drebin]

PN News

[Lock Jaw]

Suspect they will be doing this every week till the 1000th show but they have history for bringing old guys back if they show they can still go and the crowd are into them.

Would love that if they brought back a guy every week.

[Lock Jaw]

Especially if one is STEVE BLACKMAN

[CSL]

15 years with one gimmick is pretty impressive

[Droford]

Wish he would've came out with this
that was his wcw get up

also lawlers pizza never showed up...not a good thing for dominoes is it

[Innovator]

Cranky Vince ‏<s>@</s>CrankyVince (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince) JESUS CHRIST, MAN. MICHAEL HAYES JUST MOONWALKED OVER MY FUCKING BIFOCALS. THAT BLUE STRIPPED HILLBILLY ASSFUCK.

[Innovator]

Lawler and Triple A both have gotten their Domino's Pizza yet.

[Tazz Dan]

Forget this, NEW SEASON OF SUITS. WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Tazz Dan]

Matching outfits :y:

[Damndirty]

that was his wcw get up

also lawlers pizza never showed up...not a good thing for dominoes is it

I know, but it's classic!

[Juan]

Fun fact: I lived in Aberdeen, Washington for a year and a half. Attended 4th grade and half of 5th grade at Stevens Elementary School. It is also the birth place of Kurt Cobain

[Savio]

10$ Punk does the job

[Damndirty]

Punk needs to make her shave her head!

[Droford]

i really need a sign idea fir sd next week...sitting on the fn front row and should get on the camera a lot

[Rollermacka]

WHO'S THE MAN?

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[CSL]

that actually looked like a Savage elbow for once

[Eklipse]

Droford. That's all it should say.

[Frank Drebin]

LOL WTF

[Damndirty]

I wonder if Kane's dick would actually fit in her?

[Tazz Dan]

AJ is so fucking hot.

[CSL]

bitchisstillfine

[ClockShot]

What the hell am I watching?

[starfox8500]

Her body is not ready for Kane.

[Tazz Dan]

I wanna be Kane :'(

[Droford]

thats nit pg

[Poit]

That's quite a... submission hold?

[Damndirty]

DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!

[Eklipse]

what's going thru kane's head?
"dont get a boner. dont get a boner. dont get a boner."

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Kane back tracking once it was over

Crazy AJ is amazing and crazy.

[Innovator]

Kane needs some time to himself.

[Lock Jaw]

That was the creepiest looking thing ever.

[Damndirty]

Sloppy seconds!

[Cool King]

What is she, a character from Loony Tunes?

[Poit]

What? That fast?

[ClockShot]

Oooooooooooooooooookay.

Moving right along.

[Corndad]

AJ is beyond amazing right now playing the crazy chick

[Damndirty]

Her psychoticism makes me... horny

[Tazz Dan]

I'd prefer her being Indian style if she was bareback :naughty:

[Droford]

i hope kane doesnt take her for aride after the show

[Jari]

Well that was interesting

[Damndirty]

Let's sing it now...........

[ClockShot]

He's got..................3 minutes.

[Theo Dious]

That was awesome as hell.

[Tazz Dan]

Greek would be the better option though ;)

[Damndirty]

NANA NA NA

[Lock Jaw]

What is she, a character from Loony Tunes?

Until she started kissing Kane, she was kinda reminded me of The Road Runner.

[Savio]

Wonder if they will just have matches or also do some commentary

[CSL]

Heyman voiceover #prettysweet

[Theo Dious]

what's going thru kane's head?
"dont get a boner. dont get a boner. dont get a boner."

What do you think she was sitting on?

[Cool King]

He's got..................3 minutes.

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[CSL]

#hashtagsjustforTedious

[Lock Jaw]

Then when she was kissing Kane, it felt like:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAX1tT-4L3VwvnseYEsOYUmb_v7H4bPO3NJ-5_swNAJ_BEl0uU

[Juan]

Can't wait for this new ECW DVD

[Savio]

can't wait for Juan to play this new DVD on the stream

[Droford]

aj will channel katie vick back...jst watch

[Eklipse]

What do you think she was sitting on?

Daaaaamn. That's some massive girth.

[Cool King]

Until she started kissing Kane, she was kinda reminded me of The Road Runner.

Her jumping on Kane and kissing him reminded me of something Bugs Bunny would do.

[ClockShot]

Can't wait for this new ECW DVD

It's already out.

[Damndirty]

Why is Kane acting like a prude? He had sex with Tori, had sex with Lita, and that chick in the casket (literally fucked her brains out)!

[Poit]

Her jumping on Kane and kissing him reminded me of something Bugs Bunny would do.

Kane is Elmer Fudd.

[Rollermacka]

Then when she was kissing Kane, it felt like:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAX1tT-4L3VwvnseYEsOYUmb_v7H4bPO3NJ-5_swNAJ_BEl0uU

Why dont you come on in and take a seat... No no no take a seat, right over here. So what are you doing here?

[ClockShot]

Rent-a-cops in tow.

[Droford]

vince should fire hhh

[Savio]

Pink power tie

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! REPRESENT!

[Savio]

cheap pops galore

[Dukelorange]

Kane no-sold her offense...

[Savio]

lol at scooter shot

[ClockShot]

:'(

My Jazzy. He broke it.

[Eklipse]

What a waste of a hoveround....

[Damndirty]

Nobody's picked the scooter up yet?

[Juan]

It's already out.

Well, I can't wait to watch it then

[Damndirty]

LOL!!!

[Savio]

lol "I'm sorry"

[CSL]

this is probably the most "real" Vince we've ever seen on TV

[Savio]

No way johnny is getting fired

[Droford]

dont fre nougat..

[Juan]

If anything, they'll pull that whole "Co-GM" business again

[Damndirty]

He does sound funky when he's scared

[Savio]

Vince has been dying his hair?

[Droford]

big grapefruits

[Poit]

Bleh.

[ClockShot]

Remember when Vince was gonna fire Orton?

I think the same thing is gonna happen again.........to Vince.

[Savio]

Vince is getting Chokeslammed

[CSL]

Big Show talking about WCW's entire business model

[Cool King]

Millions of Dollars, Millions of Dollars, Millions of Dollars....

[Savio]

Its actually Snitsky's fault

[Savio]

Big Show talking about WCW's entire business model
lol

[Damndirty]

Dog and Pony show....

[Innovator]

I love how theme music has the power to destroy trains of thought in WWE.

[Damndirty]

It IS all JOHN CENA'S FAULT!!!

[Droford]

isnt the great white knight shamus?

[Damndirty]

I still hear booooos

[ClockShot]

Get out of my state, Cena.

[Damndirty]

isnt the great white knight shamus?

No, that's the great white whale!

[Savio]

Crack a few jokes Cena

[Droford]

cena/show loser is fired?

[Savio]

Cena is a bully

[Cool King]

That's it John, B.A Star.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.beastaralliance.org/sites/all/themes/star/logo.png Cena making fun of his crippled boss of RAW.

[Damndirty]

No, he won't because he didn't last time

[Savio]

No Cena you ARE the favorite....You are the New York Yankees

[Droford]

shitty way to end a really decent raw

[Damndirty]

Cena doin good on the mic

[Frank Drebin]

No Cena you ARE the favorite....You are the New York Yankees

Punk was spot on with that line.

[ClockShot]

Show totally whiffed that.

[Lock Jaw]

Missed Vince completely.

[Damndirty]

cena/show loser is fired?

Very likely

[Corndad]

Well that punch almost hit Vince lol

[Savio]

Cena putting his leg back in the security guards hands

[Droford]

lesnar/big show vs hhh cena

[Rollermacka]

:wtf: was Cena doing to that security guard?

[Theo Dious]

God he missed by ten miles.

[Savio]

Missed Vince completely.But the wind got him

[Cool King]

Vince is dead!

Again!

[Damndirty]

And the camera shakes right on the hit

[Frank Drebin]

Had to rewind to see why Vince went down :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Uh-oh! Not another coma!

[Frank Drebin]

Good show tonight I must say.

[Damndirty]

I agree, good show!

[Dukelorange]

Needs more Ryder

[Damndirty]

Why the fuck is Ryder being held back anyways?

[Mr. C]

Vader popping up was awesome. He looked great and should’ve gotten the title shot. He’s one of the few that I throw into the group of guys who could’ve been handled much better during their career.

[Mr. Pierre]

The match quality at No Way Out should be at least good.

Main event has potential to tell a decent story.
Triple Threat has great/interesting build, and if given time, they can put on a fun match.
Dolph/Sheamus is going to be awesome.
Cody/Christian should be solid

The matches that separate the promoted stuff is probably going to kill this show though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Zack Ryder's reaction after Vince dancing reminded me of Lee Trevino in Happy Gilmore. Should add in a head shake and just make that his gimmick.

[#1-norm-fan]

The match quality at No Way Out should be at least good.

Main event has potential to tell a decent story.
Triple Threat has great/interesting build, and if given time, they can put on a fun match.
Dolph/Sheamus is going to be awesome.
Cody/Christian should be solid

The matches that separate the promoted stuff is probably going to kill this show though.

Meh. Doesn't feel PPV quality to me.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. The names of Ryback's jobbers.

[Damndirty]

You can tell that, at the last second, they knew a simple next round of Cena vs. Show wasn't gonna sell on its own, hence the Ace-firing stipulation. The problem now is what's gonna happen to Show if he loses?

[#1-norm-fan]

The end of Show vs Kofi made me think of how awesome it would be for someone to fake being knocked unconscious in a cage match and get put on the board and slid onto a stretcher while their opponent is still in the ring and while they're getting stretchered out, they jump off the stretcher and stand up with a smile, thus winning the match via escaping the cage.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hawkins' tights are burning my retinas.

[#1-norm-fan]

And also making me crave lime jello.

[Damndirty]

That's actually a good idea! They do need to try new things, because people will grow tedious, if not already are tedious, seeing old concepts resurface.

[Damndirty]

If this three hour Raw thing doesn't work, then they need to start giving TNA some breathing room and let them be the alternative that is really promising, but when they do start to show promise, be on par with them, NEVER let them be ontop, no matter how close WWE may think it is to winning.

[#1-norm-fan]

... Fuckin' Vader