In memoriam of Supreme, VSG presents, A Hansey joint: Raw Thread 6/11/12 "Somehow Vince is CEO again"

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2012/06/20120607_LIGHT_raw_vince_C.jpg

The Boss is back, and he’s got business to handle. With Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Raw and SmackDown General Manager John Laurinaitis up for a formal job evaluation, “Big Johnny” might be on the chopping block should Mr.<nobr style="color: red;" id="itxthook0w2nobr" class="itxtrst itxtrstnobr itxthooknobr">McMahonhttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif</nobr> (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-06-11/five-point-preview#) judge the GM’s job performance and find him lacking competence. He picked quite the week to evaluate Laurinaitis, too: with WWE Champion CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and Kane circling each other (and AJ lurking in the shadows…literally (WATCH (http://www.wwe.com/videos/moments-after-matt-striker-interviews-kane-the-wwe-universe-encounters-aj-lurkin-26028445))) and John Cena and Big Show in the same arena together, Laurinaitis will have plenty to juggle if he wants to keep his position.

Are you amped for Vince's 34th return?

[Ermaximus]

Going to have to drink extra for this one.

[Savio]

Going to have to drink extra for this one.People had to drink to get through raw in 2009.

[tjmidnight420]

Are you amped for Vince's 34th return?

No.

[Triple Naitch]

Love Vince. Screw you guys.

[Flash Funk]

Double what Triple Naitch said

[St. Jimmy]

@CrankyVince is the man.

[RKO'em]

So Jericho, Orton, R-Truth, Alberto and Lesnar are either injured, suspended or missing. Can't wait to see how they fill up the storyline gaps

[#BROKEN Hasney]

He never lost CEO you fucking mongoloids.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Also, how is this not a Hasney joint?

[Triple Naitch]

Yeah I think Triple H was named COO.

[Lock Jaw]

Love Vince, so I am hyped up. Man is more charismatic and more interesting to watch than half the roster.

[RKO'em]

He never lost CEO you fucking mongoloids.

Yeah, that thread title makes no sense

[RKO'em]

Although none of this really makes any sense

[VSG]

How could Supreme present anything in here? He is but a ghost.

[RKO'em]

By the way, does anyone know when Barrett will be back?

[MisterLee]

MAN I LOVE VINCE! I CANT WAIT!

The guy with the 10 ton testicles is back!!

http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/wp-content/uploads/no-homo.jpg

[Damndirty]

WWE's been like the movie Inception lately! One storyline dead, behind the scenes revealed and eventually becomes another storyline, that storyline dead, another behind the scenes ordeal revealed and becomes another... you get the picture!

[Tazz Dan]

Does this start an hour early?

[Damndirty]

Forty minutes, Tazz Dan-

[Corndad]

Just tell me when the following people are on the screen tonight: Punk, Bryan, Kane, or AJ. That is when the goods happen on Raw the last month or so.

[Damndirty]

Going to have to drink extra for this one.

I think I'll make one too. Vince is funner when drunk!

[RKO'em]

Kinda wanna see Kane win the strap.

[DLVH84]

I would be happy when Vince yells, "JOHN LAURINAITIS...YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

[Lock Jaw]

Where can I stream USA Network?

[Mr. C]

VADER is near the site of RAW tonight!

[Damndirty]

Hey, wonder if Taker's gonna be there

[The Jayman]

He never lost CEO you fucking mongoloids.

Yeah I think Triple H was named COO.


:y:

[ClockShot]

Always great when Vince returns. "No chance" hits, power walk follows, a "shut up" and/or "yer fired!" makes for a great night.

[Damndirty]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8G2jncXp4PM/Ti2nfsW861I/AAAAAAAAA3Y/F8KX7cvUhuc/s640/vince-mcmahon.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.beastaralliance.org/sites/all/themes/star/logo.png

[Damndirty]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/126996.gif

[Corndad]

No Chance.. that's what you got.

[Jari]

http://www.printedwardrobe.com/gfx/ul/artwork/cache/410x410q95_QUICK_GARMENT_352_339_1_2061_0.png

[Poit]

Well, that was quick.

[Tazz Dan]

Vince :love:

[Damndirty]

http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/8/84/450full.jpg

[Corndad]

Holy Pop Batman

[Damndirty]

Best strut yet!!!

[Tazz Dan]

Also, would like to thank TL for the awesome stream I'm getting.

[Droford]

vince gets a huge pop...

[Tazz Dan]

I'm not gonna shake your hand, I don't know where it's been lol

[Damndirty]

Vince looks... really old

[Jari]

PEOPLE POWER!

[RKO'em]

yeah he's def showing his age

[Corndad]

This crowd could be good tonight. I like it.

[Droford]

didnt we alrady di this but hhh played part of vince

[Damndirty]

Crowd showing alot of love for Vince

[Tazz Dan]

Zach Gowen jab?

[Jari]

Holy shit did they just mention the mistaken Zach Gowen incident?

[Tazz Dan]

Vince railing everyone lol

[Droford]

other one legged wreslers are there besides zack gowen?

[Damndirty]

I think Johnny's swimmin with sharks......

[Jari]

other one legged wreslers are there besides zack gowen?
I can't remember but I'm certain that I have heard that story before.

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah, they're in my backyard of Hartford tonight, are they?

[Lock Jaw]

Smilin' Sheamoose

[Cool King]

No Sheamus please. Thanks.

[CSL]

other one legged wreslers are there besides zack gowen?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqrfc78bx81qavzwjo1_400.png

rumour has it he signed the guy on the right accidently before signing Gowen

[Poit]

Didn't Triple H fine Awesome Truth half a million dollars? He's an awesome friend too.

[Corndad]

Loving this crowd so far

[Lock Jaw]

BRING BACK ME! BRING BACK ME!

[Damndirty]

If Johnny's a wrestler, I guess he counts too

[Cool King]

Aaaand there is the crowbarring of the word "Arse" from Sheamus. :roll:

[ClockShot]

That's my boy.

[Lock Jaw]

YOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRR'EEEE FFFFFIIIIIIRRRRREEEEDDD

[Damndirty]

Johnny is gonna pick........ TEEEEENSAAAAIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

Vince riding the cart HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Damndirty]

I wanna scooter like that!

[ThatsMyEagerFace]

I know HHH holds power because he is family, but does he have an official position in WWE?

[ClockShot]

Hope that's on warranty.

[Tazz Dan]

Be a star Vince

[Lock Jaw]

lol Vince and the People Powermobile.

[CSL]

lol it's almost like they're just acknowledging how awful Laurinaitis is in the role and having a laugh about it on TV

[CSL]

I know HHH holds power because he is family, but does he have an official position in WWE?

yup, letters, his own office and everything

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.beastaralliance.org/sites/all/themes/star/logo.png count: Vince Mcmahon steals an injured man's scooter, crashes it.

[Wake Up Call]

Honestly, I hope they aren't booking "The Great White" as the new face of the Smackdown.... Very little to no reaction after being a main eventer for how long??

[Frank Drebin]

Does Johnny save his job if he brings out Sting? :cool:

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.beastaralliance.org/sites/all/themes/star/logo.png count: Vince Mcmahon steals an injured man's scooter, crashes it.

:lol: thought the same when tossed it off the stage.

[Damndirty]

WWE vs. TNA
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuNix893b3LlyuGEQlj_TElSDdQNWaOAmZm_yTooN0Ivm9PYNXWQ

[ClockShot]

Uh Cole, Coliseum WAS in New Haven. Tonight you're at the XL Center.

GET YOUR VENUES STRAIGHT!

[Lock Jaw]

Kunkussion Kausing Khali

[Jari]

Honestly, I hope they aren't booking "The Great White" as the new face of the Smackdown.... Very little to no reaction after being a main eventer for how long??
http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss94/frank996960/Miz-Really.jpg

[VSG]

Dunno about others but I like the Raw thread title.

[Frank Drebin]

Ugh....hope they dont use the Del Rio injury to sell Khali.

[Cool King]

Tensai?

[Damndirty]

HOLY SHIIT!! Didn't see that coming!!!

[Tazz Dan]

What a surprise!

[ClockShot]

Albert's pissed.

[Lock Jaw]

I miss Tensai's full getup. If they are gonna do it, go all out with it.

[Jari]

What's up with losing the 'Lord' part of his name and the robes?

[Corndad]

Tensai.. Shocking.

[VSG]

I see Tensai quickly becoming the new Khali aka monster who gets fed to super faces.

[Cool King]

This crowd is great.

I'll also never get tired of seeing Vince on my screen.

[Wake Up Call]

http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss94/frank996960/Miz-Really.jpg


YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Damndirty]

I see Tensai quickly becoming the new Khali aka monster who gets fed to super faces.

If Ryback is that kind of monster, I'm gonna piss on my television, turn it off, and I will go outside to play hopscotch or something.

[Droford]

albert vs sheamus is going to be a title match on a ppv lol

[Damndirty]

Which means Tensai's gonna win this one

[Frank Drebin]

Rather Tensai over Khali to be honest.

[Savio]

Tensai vs Sheamus vs Ziggler at NWO

[Jari]

albert vs sheamus is going to be a title match on a ppv lol
If it happened for Mizark...

[CSL]

Sheamus/Albert could have 15 decent minutes of kicking the piss out of each other if they so chose

[Damndirty]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01000/prince-albert_1000090c.jpg in a can!

[Jari]

YES YES YES YES YES YES
Unfortunately in this case, you are sorely mistaken.

[Damndirty]

Like a fat tick likes a lazy dog

[Frank Drebin]

Like a fat tick likes a lazy dog

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Droford]

ryback should come out and slam both sheamus and albert..thatd be awesome

[Jari]

Is that Sheamus busted open the hard way?

[Damndirty]

Both Sheamus and Albert bruise and red easily

[Damndirty]

Albert's real jiggly

[Frank Drebin]

the ripple on alberts belly :lol:

[CSL]

Michael Cole letting everybody know it was going to be a nearfall

[Lock Jaw]

I enjoyed that match.

[ClockShot]

Wow, really?

[Corndad]

Before that result I was worried Tensai was gonna get the shot at the Title

[Damndirty]

It was a good match

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.beastaralliance.org/sites/all/themes/star/logo.png count: Large bald man shoves innocent Asian man who was just doing his job of throwing salt.

[ClockShot]

STRIKE 1!

[Damndirty]

DOLPH!!!

[VSG]

That was a pretty good hard hittin' match.

[jkman61494]

That was a shockingly good match between the 2. Both men looked like they legit busted the other one up pretty well.

[Savio]

Ziggler is not a former world champion

[Damndirty]

Christian's there?

[Tazz Dan]

Dolph!

[ClockShot]

Christian is in town?

Must have took a red eye.

[Frank Drebin]

not Khali....not on Raw

[VSG]

Kris-ten playa!

lol 4 players in a match and Teddy Long does NOT want a tag team match??

[Droford]

christian? hows that gonna work

[CSL]

former world champion Kristin

[Lock Jaw]

Vince is so awesome.

[Jari]

Ziggler is not a former world champion
Yes he is.

[Damndirty]

Ziggler is not a former world champion

Yes he is, albeit very shortly and kinda screwed Edge out of it

[Savio]

I know he technically is but he shouldn't be

[Poit]

Ziggler is not a former world champion

Yes he is.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/dolphziggler

[Jari]

christian? hows that gonna work
I suspect he is not going to win.

[VSG]

Ziggler is not a former world champion

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/dolphziggler

[Cool King]

Ziggler is not a former world champion

http://prorasslin.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/ziggler-champ.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Surprised Teddy didn't consider making that a tag match :shifty:

[VSG]

I know he technically is but he shouldn't be

You technically have Jey Uso as your TPWW Survivor pick but he shouldn't be

[Jari]

Really good, old school, aggressive match between Sheamus and Tensai. Backs up my belief that Tensai is good. If only they made more of an effort to cover up his former identity.

[DaveBrawl]

I thought those tattoos on Alberts head were supposed to be part of his gimmick and "real" now they're missing and the ones on his face smear.

[CSL]

You technically have Jey Uso as your TPWW Survivor pick but he shouldn't be

what the fuck did you just say

[Poit]

I know he technically is but he shouldn't be

"Is not" technically doesn't mean the same as "shouldn't be", and it shouldn't.

[BigCrippyZ]

Yes he is, albeit very shortly and kinda screwed Edge out of it

Wow, that just goes to show how shitty and confusing the booking of the "World" title(s) have been in the last several years. I didn't even know this happened and clearly it wasn't a big deal because I don't remember hearing about it.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>THE WRESTLERS ON YOUR SHOW HAD A GOOD MATCH. UNACCEPTABLE! STRIKE ONE!</font>

[Damndirty]

Even as short as it was, Ziggler was a better champion than Schwagger

[Cool King]

Speaking of Ziggler.

I can see him winning tonight. If he does, I hope he becomes Champion, mostly so I stay in TPWW Survivor.

But I doubt he'll win the title anyway.

[Dukelorange]

I like AJ on the NWO poster...

[jkman61494]

Really good, old school, aggressive match between Sheamus and Tensai. Backs up my belief that Tensai is good. If only they made more of an effort to cover up his former identity.

If they gave him a good gimmick, I'd probably buy into him. He's actually done very well wrestling wise since he came back. It's amazing what happens when you just allow big men to be brawling bad asses.

It worked with Mark Henry and now it may work with Albert.

[ClockShot]

They're still in the ring?

[Damndirty]

Wow, that just goes to show how shitty and confusing the booking of the "World" title(s) have been in the last several years. I didn't even know this happened and clearly it wasn't a big deal because I don't remember hearing about it.

Vicky sorta just gave it to him, but he lost it the Smackdown after

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.beastaralliance.org/sites/all/themes/star/logo.png: Large Bald Man beats up Innocent Asian Man

[Savio]

Fine guys I'll change my statement:

Ziggler is the WORST WWE WHC ever.

[Frank Drebin]

"SPASS, SPASS, DOS"

[CSL]

back-uhhh to-ahh F-uhhhh C-uhhh W-uhhhh

[Droford]

adios sakamoto

[Damndirty]

Damn, just pull the guy's pants down and spank his bareass why dontcha?

[Corndad]

Tensai Smash!

[VSG]

lol legit thought he went "Spaz Spaz Spaz" while spazzing out.

[Wake Up Call]

Tensai flipping out, and no one seems to really care.

Quit this crap, and call him Albert again.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The crowd couldn't be more quiet for this.</font>

[Frank Drebin]

the repackage of Tensai continues.

[Cool King]

Did Tensai just teabag Sakamoto?

[Droford]

albert was ramming himself awkwardly there

[Jari]

Fine guys I'll change my statement:

Ziggler is the WORST WWE WHC ever.
Where is that "Really?" picture?

[Rollermacka]

Semi random question, doesn't "deshi" mean more of a student not a worshiper?

[CSL]

old school RAW theme

[VSG]

what the fuck did you just say

<marquee direction="right">crossrine
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[Lock Jaw]

GREATEST MOMENT OF RAW! SETH GREEN!

[Cool King]

Ah, the day before my birthday.

[ClockShot]

Of all the moments, they actually choose the start of the guest host thing.

[GD]

Lord Hentai.

[jkman61494]

Tensai flipping out, and no one seems to really care.

Quit this crap, and call him Albert again.

Totally agree. No more lord. No more robes. Now this guy is beaten down. Just have him come out next week and have him go off about how he's done with gimmicks. Might even get him over

[Wake Up Call]

And some people were beaking the Top 10 TNA moments from last nights PPV......

[Rollermacka]

Really? This Seth Greene crap is apart of a RAW moment? :wtf:

[ClockShot]

That Stryker?

[CSL]

those tag belts look a lot better up close

[Frank Drebin]

WWE takes its celebs when they can get 'em I guess.

[Savio]

Glad i didnt watch raw in 2009Lord Hentai.:lol:

[Rollermacka]

Oh Lordy, I justa got knocked out

[ClockShot]

Don't just stand there, do something Lil' Jimmy!

[Cool King]

Aaaand that explains "Out Of Action Truth".

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.beastaralliance.org/sites/all/themes/star/logo.png: Giant assaults black man backstage

[Droford]

adios truth, nice knowin ya

[GD]

Nice way to write off Truth till he recovers.

[GD]

Louisiana fat!

[Lock Jaw]

Now for Kofi and Filler Partner to drop the belts to Primo and Epico tonight.

[Dukelorange]

Truth Zigglered that WMD...

[Frank Drebin]

1000th episode better have more then DX, Sgt. Slaughter, Million $ Man, Jim Duggan and Mae Young.

[Damndirty]

I think I heard Truth's lips flapping on that fist

[Cool King]

Now for Kofi and Filler Partner to drop the belts to Primo and Epico tonight.

I would love that.

Actually, we might see that at No Way Out.

A.W mentions that Primo & Epico still have to have their rematch for the Tag Titles and that he's told them to have their rematch tonight.

So at No Way Out, we see Kofi vs Primo & Epico for the Tag Titles.

[GD]

Ricardo is priceless.

[Rollermacka]

Excuse me, Mr. R Truth....
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[Corndad]

I was like they are that low on people that Santino is fighting Layla? lol

[Damndirty]

I bet that kid got a boner off that

[GD]

I want to marry Layla.

[DLVH84]

Semi random question, doesn't "deshi" mean more of a student not a worshiper?

Yes, it does.

[GD]

Ricardo is fucking hilarious.

[Damndirty]

Whoa... that's a pretty fucked up combination...

[Droford]

lol what

[ClockShot]

Poor Beth is gonna do all the work in this match.

[VSG]

More WWE Pool points :)

[Dukelorange]

Ricardo loses... Beth Glam Slams him... calling it now...

[Cool King]

Beth is great.

Ricardo is great.

[GD]

Remembering the good old days when Beth and Santino were an item.

[CSL]

she got a clit ba dum bom bom a clit like a fist ba dum bom bom

[Damndirty]

I think Ricardo and Santino would make a good tag team someday

[CSL]

VINTAGE VAN HAMMER

[GD]

King needs to B A Star.

[Damndirty]

Layla's got skill I see

[CSL]

lolll that post spot

[Cool King]

lol, I loved that spot.

[Corndad]

Well Beth's getting another shot on PPV looks like

[GD]

I want Beth to Grad Slam me.

[Poit]

Ricardo won!

[Damndirty]

Wow... Santino was pretty useless in that match

[ClockShot]

Nice.

[Poit]

... what?

[Frank Drebin]

ha

[Corndad]

lol Beiber shirt

[Damndirty]

I like Justin Bieber too!

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.beastaralliance.org/sites/all/themes/star/logo.png: Forcing Ricardo to wrestle. Bullying him after the match has ended.

[GD]

That was so hilarious double double e.

[CSL]

vintage Otunga outfit

[Droford]

nougat for gm

[Tazz Dan]

lol, love how they go from that Ricardo/Bieber spot to Otunga standing in front of the BA Star sign

[Damndirty]

Was Vince impressed with the Santino match?

[Tazz Dan]

YES YES YES YES YES

[GD]

YES! YES! YES!

[ClockShot]

Wow, Kofi got the cage?

Gotta admit, didn't see that coming.

[Innovator]

KOFI DIDNT SMILE LIKE AN IDIOT! PROGRESS!

[Innovator]

In the words of Herm Edwards, WE CAN BUILD ON THIS

[Jari]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22qkaAMJy1qk5ynno1_400.gif

[Savio]

could be a good match

[Frank Drebin]

Vinne Mac....Vampire Hunter

[Lock Jaw]

I hope they don't just keep the title on Truth and Kofi and just make them both sit out, putting the entire division on hold.

[Damndirty]

Kofi gettin brave! There's a future for this boy yet!

[RKO'em]

This BA Star shit is hilarious

[GD]

lol Alberto Del Rio is injured.

[Damndirty]

What?

[Corndad]

This was fantastic.

[Frank Drebin]

Love how the Dominos order tracker tells you which employee is making your pizza. My last one was made by "Eugenious"

[Damndirty]

AJ gives me a stiffy

[GD]

Daniel Bryan is so fucking over. God damn.

[Cool King]

YES!

[Cool King]

Wait, NO!

I'm sure we're going to see an AJ appearance tonight.

[Tazz Dan]

My stream just stopped :(

[Jari]

I'm sure we're going to see an AJ appearance tonight.
Ya think?

[Lock Jaw]

CM Punk: Move in After Completion

[GD]

Love how the Dominos order tracker tells you which employee is making your pizza. My last one was made by "Eugenious"

IKR? I had a 30*-year-old lady by the name of "Lilian" deliver my last order. She was so ridiculously hot and had the most sexiest legs EVER.

[Damndirty]

I bet Kane likes to use petroleum to lube himself