The Official WWE No Way Out 2012 Thread: The one where AJ wins the WWE Heavyweight Championship!

[VSG]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tjKiVJKJmX4/T9ubJq4GUQI/AAAAAAAACcE/96wh-PlZzEk/s1600/No_Way_Out_2012_poster_medium_medium.jpg

Matches include:

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2012/06/20120613_ARTICLE_NWO_cena_show_VKM_JL.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2012/06/20120612_LIGHT_NWO_sheamus-ziggler_C.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2012/05/20120604_NWO_kane_punk_bryan.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2012/06/20120608_ARTICLE_NWO_rhodes_christian.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2012/06/20120605_LIGHT_NWO_layla_beth.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2012/06/20120608_ARTICLE_NWO_santino_ricardo.jpg

And in the pre-show:

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2012/06/20120611_ARTICLE_NWO_otunga_clay.jpg

[XL]

Stream?

[VSG]

Note that mine is official in all ways and forms and also posted before XL's thread.

[XL]

C'mon now, 30 min to go and no thread?
And now we have 2

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Good job being a massive Gaylord. Somebody give me a stream.

[XL]

Note that mine is official in all ways and forms and also posted before XL's thread.
Both say 12:29, no?

Also, I would never claim to be able to make things "official" just by saying that they are. You should show more respect to the people with actual power around here! They should be the only ones to officially make things official! :shifty:

[Razzamajazz]

No Wat Out

[XL]

FAIL

[Ermaximus]

I suppose I'll watch Otunga vs. Boredus on youtube now.

[XL]

That attack by Otunga was not last Monday!

[Innovator]

I love Stanford

[Wishbone]

Stream?

[Poit]

Graduate of Larvard Haw School!

[Nicky Fives]

LOL Tony Chimel just announced David Otunga as a "graduate of Larvard Hard School" on the preshow.....

[Poit]

Good job being a massive Gaylord. Somebody give me a stream.

Check your rep.

[Cool King]

lol Chimel, "He is a graduate of Lawvard Hard....Harvard Law School!"

[VSG]

Both say 12:29, no?

Also, I would never claim to be able to make things "official" just by saying that they are. You should show more respect to the people with actual power around here! They should be the only ones to officially make things official! :shifty:

If I waited for people with actual power, we would be discussing this in 100,001 replies

[Damndirty]

I've ordered the damned thing! I say this PPV may actually be worth the pay, so they better not fucking disappoint me or this will be the last one I get before Rumble or Wrestlemania.

[Ermaximus]

I'd like a stream, but not the atypical Poit stream of www.wwe.com.

[PorkSoda]

Can someone give me a stream? Or a river?

[Damndirty]

I have a feeling something majorly radical is going to happen tonight

[Immortal Moose]

I hope so but I'm not paying so I guess I'll live either way.

[el bobbo]

Let's go Ziggler!

[Nicky Fives]

Matt Morgan finished up his dates with TNA this weekend..... hopefully that's a sign of good things to come.....

[Damndirty]

Ryback gotta match tonight?

[el bobbo]

This will be the least purchased PPV of the year. I think they will start caring again during the MITB/Summerslam stuff.

Hopefully we get 1/2 swerves tonight. Hopefully Cena legitimately breaks his fucking arm.

[XL]

LOL, missed that.

When is someone gonna merge these threads?

[Ermaximus]

Ryback gotta match tonight?

Yup, against Danny Phantom and Nick Nobody.

[XL]

Check your rep.
Hook me up?

[Damndirty]

This is low because -
A.this is the third time Ace's Job's on the line
B.Cena vs. Show last time sucked ass
C.it's not one of the big four PPVs
D.Raw is three hours

[Poit]

I'd like a stream, but not the atypical Poit stream of www.wwe.com.

So picky.

[VSG]

Matt Morgan finished up his dates with TNA this weekend..... hopefully that's a sign of good things to come.....

Matt Morgan officially finished up with this TNA commitments following last night’s house show in Houston, Texas. Morgan reportedly held up a fan sign that read “Going, Going, Gone” at the event.

Matt Morgan finished his commitments with TNA Wrestling at last week’s live event tour in Texas. At Saturday’s show in Houston, Morgan grabbed a sign from a ringside fan reading “Going, Going, Gone” and held it up to the audience.

Morgan expressed frustration with management during a radio station interview Thursday promoting the house show tour, saying his “beef is with the company.”
“I don’t feel like I’m getting what I’m putting into TNA,” Morgan stated on 102.5 FM The Bear. He then called himself the “ultimate head-turner in TNA” and said he’s tired of a “carrot dangling in front of my face.”

He did do that last night, and it was Sign Guy's sign. I think I got a picture of that, need to check.

[Damndirty]

But I think it's going down 2nite. I don't think I'm gonna be disappointed.

[PorkSoda]

Hey Poit, stream me up

[XL]

lol, Poit you scoundrel.

[VSG]

Much, much later. Hence why you do not hesitate in making official things up in these parts (unknown)

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Can John Cena topple the giant Big Show... for the thousandth time.

[Verbose Minch]

Anybody want to hook me up with a stream? It would be much appreciated.

[Damndirty]

Can John Cena topple the giant Big Show... for the thousandth time.

YES-HE-CAN!!! Shitty STF and all!

[VSG]

Just posted a stream link in The Stream group fyi.

[Cool King]

WWE '12 Main Menu Theme.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I've not really watched much since Wrestlemania, just bits and pieces. This better be good to get me watching again.

[Damndirty]

How's the Brodus and Otunga match?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh Triple H and Vince will be there? My interest has already increased.

[James Diesel]

stream?

[Wishbone]

Stream por favor

[Verbose Minch]

Just applied to 'The Stream' btw. If somebody could approve me, that would be neat.

[el bobbo]

Peep-hole Power.

[Damndirty]

DAMMIT! Big Show knocking Cena out is not FUCKING SHOCKING!!!! For the last goddamn time!

[XL]

stream?

Stream por favor
Reps, check em'

[el bobbo]

Will Cena defeat the odds tonight?

[Innovator]

Go Banana!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

All you bumsnoggers will be happy to know that I'll be active in this thread for the entire PPV. Except during that Santino match when I'll probably go have a shit or something.

[Innovator]

WHC opening! HERE WE GO ZIGGLES

[XL]

Merged. Like a NWO Thread Megazoid.

[CSL]

something odd about all that red

[VSG]

Starting with the World title match again. Bodes a good omen for a title change if history is anything to go by.

[Cool King]

World Title up first.

[XL]

WHC jerks the curtain again. Should be a great match though.

[Innovator]

God Sheamus is so white he's skin is red from the chest thumping

[Tazz Dan]

Threads merged and stickied. Let's get this partty started!!!!!!!!!

[VSG]

Oh good, no intro by Vickie.

[Innovator]

NJ loves them some Ziggler.

[el bobbo]

Listen to that pop for Ziggler. God damn.

[Theo Dious]

I want very badly to have sex with Vickie Gurrerro.

[CSL]

looks like Dolphus fell asleep on the sunbed

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm calling a Billy Gunn run-in to announce the union of the new super duo "Dolph Gunngren" that will take over the WWE.

[Cool King]

I'm looking forward to this one.

[VSG]

Man he is orange

[Corndad]

Let's go Ziggles.

[VSG]

Semi-massive pop for Ziggles, def more than for Sheamus :D

[Cool King]

Man, he's tanned.

[XL]

Oh man. I couldn't remember what the stips were for the Main Event. I knew Big Johnny was gone if Cena wins, didn't realise that it was only a case of "Johnny will more than likely fire Cena". Cena loses, Johnny keeps him on just to mess with him/use him and we end up with a rehash of the Cena in Nexus angle.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Dolphs tan reminds me, where's Miz? Is he injured?

[Corndad]

They did that tease just to piss me off lol Still haven't gotten over that 17 second match

[Innovator]

Ziggler doing a quick Larry Zybysko impression

[Cool King]

Ziggler maybe intentionally making himself orange to make Sheamus look even more whiter than usual. :shifty:

[Tazz Dan]

Dolphs tan reminds me, where's Miz? Is he injured?

Filming The Marine 3 I believe.

[Cool King]

Dolphs tan reminds me, where's Miz? Is he injured?

Filming The Marine 3, I believe.

[Razzamajazz]

is that a mini kharma dressed like sin cara in the crowd?

[Jari]

Why are all you gays talking about how tanned/how pale two men are?

[Tazz Dan]

Bump machine

[Cool King]

Freaky, Tazz Dan.

[Tazz Dan]

Dolphs tan reminds me, where's Miz? Is he injured?

Filming The Marine 3 I believe.

Filming The Marine 3, I believe.

;)

[Tazz Dan]

Why are all you gays talking about how tanned/how pale two men are?

Why aren't you?

[Jari]

Why aren't you?
What are you suggesting?

[Damndirty]

Sheamus doesn't need a long title run, seriously

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Why are all you gays talking about how tanned/how pale two men are?

Because we're all giant homosexuals. Why else would we be on The Poofs Wrestling Website?

[FourFifty]

Missed the pre-show. Who won?

[Damndirty]

I swore I heard a fucking heehaw out of Vicky

[Tazz Dan]

What are you suggesting?

What are you suggesting?

[CSL]

covering myself in baby oil rn

[GD]

Wow! What a DDT.

[Jari]

Originally Posted by Iginfest http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/buttonsred/viewpost.gif (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3895615#post3895615)
Dolphs tan reminds me, where's Miz? Is he injured?

Being terrible somewhere else.

[Damndirty]

Cool!

[GD]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[el bobbo]

LET'S GO ZIGGLER.

[Tazz Dan]

Jari should be The Miz of tpww

[Damndirty]

A headstand strangle!

[Jari]

What are you suggesting?
If you're suggesting I'm gay, then tell me this: how come I work out so much?

[el bobbo]

Dolph looks greasy as fuck.

[Immortal Moose]

Missed the pre-show. Who won?

Brodus

[GD]

I love it Booker, fuck Lawler.

[Damndirty]

People were just booing Sheamus.

[FourFifty]

Damn! Nice DDT

[Jari]

Because we're all giant homosexuals. Why else would we be on The Poofs Wrestling Website?
At last an honest answer!

[el bobbo]

That DDT was epic.

[XL]

Missed the pre-show. Who won?
Brodus via Count Out

[Damndirty]

Let's go Ziggler, they're chanting!

[FourFifty]

People were just booing Sheamus.

No, they were saying Boo-Urns.

[Innovator]

Kinda want to either see Ziggler win or Swagger to inadvertently cost Ziggler the match, leading to Ziggler attacking him.

[GD]

Go Heat!

[FourFifty]

The shadow of NYC... Does anyone in Jersey call their home town the shadow of another city?

[Jari]

Let's go Ziggler, they're chanting!
If there was a time to turn him face, it's now.

[Damndirty]

All he needs is a Brogue Kick, and him to survive it!

[FourFifty]

No, Jari. It's not. They're chanting to be part of the counter-culture.

[Theo Dious]

No, they were saying Boo-Urns.

I was saying Boo-urns. :(

[Tazz Dan]

If you're suggesting I'm gay, then tell me this: how come I work out so much?

I'm not suggesting you are gay at all, but even this:

covering myself in baby oil rn

is less gay than you seem right now.

[Damndirty]

NIIIIICE!

[GD]

Dolph is dominating that boi Sheamus.

[Damndirty]

He did IT................. no he didnt'

[Innovator]

WHAT A MANEUVER!

[GD]

White noise is the most racist move in sports and entertainment.

[Damndirty]

DAAAMN!!!
Listen to that!

[Innovator]

Wow Thunder showed up for the first quarter, interesting strategy

[Emperor Smeat]

Crowd really behind Zig right now

:lol: Lawler ignoring it and saying that was Sheamus chants

[Damndirty]

HOOOLY SHITBALLS!

[GD]

My dick just exploded! What a facebuster! Damn this match is good.

[Immortal Moose]

lol Sheamus

[Damndirty]

Lawler's stoopid

[CSL]

lol random top rope X Factor

[Theo Dious]

Starting to realize how awesome it would be if Dolph won.

[Cool King]

lol, Lawler saying the crowd are chanting "Let's go Sheamus" when it's clear as day they're chanting "Let's go Ziggler".

[Jari]

I'm not suggesting you are gay at all, but even this:

Originally Posted by CSL http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/buttonsred/viewpost.gif (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3895637#post3895637)
covering myself in baby oil rn


is less gay than you seem right now.
Talk to the hand cause the wrist is pissed.

[Damndirty]

Very good match, very impressed!

[Damndirty]

fuck

[PorkSoda]

I WANT A STREAM OMG

[Cool King]

Fuck you, Sheamus. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[FourFifty]

Close on the tipsters. Called for the white noise to end it.

[GD]

Superb.

[Wake Up Call]

Ziggler carried that match 100%

[Damndirty]

disappointed... I amhttps://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqaRY0yZxNURx8AaZJbFZb9bzaQ1vg0gMf-61NBql0BOeC0o40gg

[Emperor Smeat]

Great match to open the ppv especially the crowd being really active this early.

[Immortal Moose]

I WANT A STREAM OMG

Check rep

[Poit]

That's quite a suit.

[Damndirty]

Goddamn, red enough Ace?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Great suit.

[Innovator]

Ace with a power red suit!

[Cool King]

What a fantastic suit!

[Theo Dious]

...what the FUCK is Johnny wearing?!

[CSL]

Johnny's been to Jim Cornette's tailor

[Immortal Moose]

Pretty good opening match.

[Damndirty]

Vince just went to empty the little jackhammer

[Wake Up Call]

That suit is something special.

I approve

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Vince and Laurinaitis are keeping me interested in the main event.

[Razzamajazz]

yeah, fuck you josh mathews

[Damndirty]

Are you ucking idding?

[CSL]

lol Josh getting slated

[FourFifty]

http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif

[owenbrown]

Why is this NOT for the title? :mad:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Santino is possibly the guy I care about the least in wrestling. Time to go have a shit.

[Damndirty]

Okay, so it's wrong to strip the women down to their Bra and Panties, but its okay to strip dude's down naked?

[Wake Up Call]

No Way Out Streaming, NBA Final on TV, and US Open on the laptop.

Very good sunday night!

[Damndirty]

Wtf is he doing?

[GD]

I think Ricardo outpoped DX and Punk.

[FourFifty]

Great stream- http://qkme.me/3pr3xj

[Cool King]

God, I love Ricardo.

And his theme.

[Damndirty]

Who the fuck thought up this match?

[GD]

Booker wants some nudity.

[owenbrown]

Santino living in 1978?

[Damndirty]

That's a dollar store tuxedo

[owenbrown]

Ricardo for U.S. Champ

[FourFifty]

I was about to run out for some beer until I heard Santino say "THIS IS MY ONLY TUXEDO!"

[Damndirty]

Am I supposed to be turned on?

[Theo Dious]

No Way Out Streaming, NBA Final on TV, and US Open on the laptop.

Very good sunday night!

One of these things is not like the others...

[Tazz Dan]

SI SI SI SI

[Damndirty]

Fans stating the obvious

[Tazz Dan]

One of these things is not like the others...

NBA and PGA are legit sports :?:

[Wake Up Call]

One of these things is not like the others...

After watching this crap Tux match, I am thinking No Way Out doesn't belong

[Cool King]

Uh-oh, "Boring" chants.

[Immortal Moose]

Boring chants... yep

[Theo Dious]

The crowd sucks.

[owenbrown]

BORING CHANT! :y:

[owenbrown]

WRESTLECRAP CANDIDATE RIGHT HERE

[Damndirty]

Really.... a foot cobra?

[GD]

I want that underwear!

[owenbrown]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....YOUR WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPION RIGHT HERE!!! :n:

[FourFifty]

BULLSHIT! HE STILL HAS HIS GODDAMN TIE!

[Razzamajazz]

glad to see they didnt go with a skid mark

[Damndirty]

Make a brown streak in that, you're painting Del Rio the right way

[Cool King]

Ricardo is still wearing his bowtie and socks.

[Wake Up Call]

That was the gayest thing I have ever seen.

Back in my day, Women used to be in the ring doing stuff like that. Where has the good days gone??

[Damndirty]

Boring chants come, you just stop what you're doing and get the fuck off of tv

[Wake Up Call]

AJ is fucking CM Punk over tonight, and Bryan is winning the title.

[Damndirty]

This guy hasn't been doin a whole lot lately, has he?

[Immortal Moose]

This should be good.

[owenbrown]

CAWdy

[FourFifty]

Xero's new favorite wrestler right there.

[Innovator]

WOOOO NEW CHRISTIAN SHIRT

[Damndirty]

I bet that TNA bit got people just a lil bit more into him

[Cool King]

New T-Shirt.

[Tazz Dan]

owen, Dave, can you stick to either this thread or the chat thread so I don't have to read your shit dribble in both? K cheers.

[Wake Up Call]

Christian was allowed to go to TNA on the condition he drops the title tonight.

Rhodes is taking it home.

[Ermaximus]

I want Cody's jacket.

[Damndirty]

Whoa, that was one shitty shoulder charge

[Wake Up Call]

Where is this TPWW chat?

[FourFifty]

How can you tell when a pepper is mad at you?
It gets jalapeno face!

[FourFifty]

Calling for Christian, hoping for Cody.

[Damndirty]

Christian's old now, isn't he in his forties or somethin?

[owenbrown]

owen, Dave, can you stick to either this thread or the chat thread so I don't have to read your shit dribble in both? K cheers.

not cool :wavesad:

[Poit]

Christian's old now, isn't he in his forties or somethin?

38

[XL]

Tazz Dan: Harsh, but fair.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

What's the next PPV? Is it one of the big ones? Is Triple H gonna just announce some sort of match against Lesnar for it?

[GD]

owen, Dave, can you stick to either this thread or the chat thread so I don't have to read your shit dribble in both? K cheers.

BA Star :o

[FourFifty]

A tribute to his former tag team partner, the unfunny roided up version of Crash that no one gives a shit about.

[FourFifty]

Say good night grac----- nevermind.

[Corndad]

Nice match so far

[FourFifty]

Nice back and forth in the end!

[GD]

Frog Splash would have been fitting for No Way Out. Sweet match.

[Cool King]

I'm sure I heard a very faint "Hardcore Holly" chant.

About six guys were chanting it or something.

[Keith]

I'd like a stream, if it's not much to ask.

[Innovator]

Good match, they won the crowd over

[Immortal Moose]

I'd like a stream, if it's not much to ask.

Check rep

[GD]

Awesome! Rosa Mendes!

[FourFifty]

lol, tag teams.

[Cool King]

Ooooh, this is going to be good.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

do they have 4 tag teams these days?

[Corndad]

They have 4 tag teams?

[Innovator]

TYSON KIDD GETS ON PPV!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That Rosa bird's got a bit of a manhead hasn't she?

[Razzamajazz]

i see camel toe. the joy of hd television

[FourFifty]

I better see a 450 tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rematch clauses that are automatic can expire now?

[GD]

PRIME TIME PLAYERS! WOOHOO!

[Cool King]

I forgot to mention after watching Superstars this week.

How gay did Gabriel look in his match against Hunico?

[James Diesel]

Alright Ermax. We got this!


.......no we don't

[GD]

I love The Usos :love:

[Tazz Dan]

I'd like a stream, if it's not much to ask.

Here you go mate, best stream you'll find :)

No Way Out Stream (http://www.germanscat.com/start.php?&a_aid=directlink&a_bid=12d59b2f&data1=pp2)

[Theo Dious]

lol Booker said fruit booty.

[CSL]

check out that pyro for Jimmy Uso

[Keith]

The Usos look like they're wearing Carlito Caribbean Cool's gear.

[Cool King]

I'm loving The Prime Time Players.

[GD]

You gotsta love it :love:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

What the fuck is this dodgy rugby chant they're doing?

[Jari]

What the fuck is this dodgy rugby chant they're doing?
All derived from this:

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[Jari]

Why does a tag team with a manager have a manager?

[Tazz Dan]

What the fuck is this dodgy rugby chant they're doing?

All derived from this:

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Although the use of haka by the All Blacks rugby union team and the Kiwis rugby league team has made one type of haka familiar, it has led to misconceptions.[2] Haka are not exclusively war dances or performed only by men.[3] Some are performed by women, others by mixed groups, and some simple haka are performed by children. Haka are performed for various reasons: for amusement, as a hearty welcome to distinguished guests, or to acknowledge great achievements or occasions (McLean 1996:46–47).

War haka (peruperu) were originally performed by warriors before a battle, proclaiming their strength and prowess in order to intimidate the opposition. Today, haka constitute an integral part of formal or official welcome ceremonies for distinguished visitors or foreign dignitaries, serving to impart a sense of the importance of the occasion.

Various actions are employed in the course of a performance, including facial contortions such as showing the whites of the eyes and the poking out of the tongue, and a wide variety of vigorous body actions such as slapping the hands against the body and stamping of the feet. As well as chanted words, a variety of cries and grunts are used. Haka may be understood as a kind of symphony in which the different parts of the body represent many instruments. The hands, arms, legs, feet, voice, eyes, tongue

[FourFifty]

I guess it makes sense for rematch clauses to expire in a month, but I'm fairly sure this is the first I've heard of it... And who is AW?

[Juan]

Someone be a pal and link me plz

[FourFifty]

Why the blockbuster isn't a finishing move anymore perplexes me more than the superplex....