Official WWE Raw Thread(vegas ain't easy

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Last 2hour raw plus more cole out of luck at the crabs table

What is cena's big suprise?

and who will squash slater?

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[Keith]

I don't think us newbies can make "Official Threads", what's wrong with you?

:D

[Triple Naitch]

Crabs table

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[Droford]

godfather sqyashes slater sans his hos

[Droford]

its the end of an era --2 hour raws anyway

[ClockShot]

No casino visits if they're in the Mack tonight.

[Droford]

raw better get a new theme song next week

[ClockShot]

Mandalay Bay got an arena now. Damn.

[Savio]

B2 Returns tonight!

[DirtyD]

Que: The Rock
edit: well next week

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn, there's the Show vs Punk match that I wanted to happen after a big build.

I'd love for them to go like 20 minutes and for Punk to win clean but it won't happen. And Punk will probably lose and Michael Cole will be like "OMG CHAMP GOT BEATEN UNPRECEDENTED OMG!"

[Savio]

Damien Demento?

[PorkSoda]

Is there a chat going on somewhere?

[Droford]

punk loses to big show who gets cashed in on again cena new champ..

[Rollermacka]

I'm Heath Slater but I'm not telling you anything you don't already know...

[#1-norm-fan]

punk loses to big show who gets cashed in on again cena new champ..

Is Show vs Punk for the title? I don't think it is.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Show calling the crowd rude.

[Droford]

Is Show vs Punk for the title? I don't think it is.
eh..punk shiw title match will happen at some point

[Cool King]

They're actually running with the "handle breaking" thing.

[Droford]

another 20 minute opening talkfest #vintageraw

[PorkSoda]

TPWW chat, guys. Come on!

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=109788&highlight=TPWW+chat

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn I wish this feud would head into SummerSlam.

[#1-norm-fan]

eh..punk shiw title match will happen at some point

I thought you meant tonight.

[ClockShot]

Where's Dolph already?

[Rollermacka]

Who is that one man....














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[Droford]

cena wont cash in on punk..

[Emperor Smeat]

lol Big Show's pipe bomb face.

[Droford]

1st raw > #999 so far

[Cool King]

They're right, you can go to YouTube to watch the very first Raw....but only if you live in North America.

[Keith]

Rock, HBK, Triple H, Undertaker, Bret Hart, possibly Austin, all in the same arena next week?

Wow.

Back in the day, we had that every week. Now, it never happens.

It was indeed the golden age of wrestling.

[Savio]

WOOOO! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[#1-norm-fan]

1st raw > #999 so far

Oh stop. There was nothing wrong with that opening promo.

[ClockShot]

Everyone vote for the U.S. Title so we can get if off Santino.

[Droford]

lol 3 hours show..why cant all 3 be defended

[Heisenberg]

raw better get a new theme song next week

:y:

[DaveBrawl]

The show is 3 hours next week why not defend all 3 titles? They certainly have the time.

[Cool King]

I just voted for the Intercontinental Championship.

[Droford]

how long before raw is2 hours again?

[Immortal Moose]

Everyone vote for the U.S. Title so we can get if off Santino.

Only if it comes off him, which I doubt will happen.

[Keith]

This "AW" isn't the same one that went by the name "Abraham Washington" and hung out with Tony Atlas, right?

Or is he?

[ClockShot]

Washington would make a really good barker on a street corner outside right now.

[Cool King]

Everyone vote for the U.S. Title so we can get if off Santino.

I was thinking exactly that, but I thought, "why celebrate the 1000th episode of Raw without the Intercontinental Championship?"

[Immortal Moose]

This "AW" isn't the same one that went by the name "Abraham Washington" and hung out with Tony Atlas, right?

Or is he?

He is.

[ClockShot]

This "AW" isn't the same one that went by the name "Abraham Washington" and hung out with Tony Atlas, right?

Or is he?

Yes, yes it is.

[Wake Up Call]

AW is the only good thing in this match. I can only hope he does more of his comedy. Was the second best thing during MITB last night.

[ClockShot]

Oh god, he's mic'd.

[Keith]

He is.

Yes, yes it is.

Damn, he gained like 50 lbs.

[Cool King]

Black guys must like the colour purple.

[Cool King]

"Aw hell no!". :lol:

[Savio]

Everyone vote for the U.S. Title so we can get if off Santino.

[Hanso Amore]

Watching raw live for the first time in forever. I hate commercials.

[Keith]

Having AW mic'd up makes the crowd go quiet because they're listening to what he's saying. Thus, the crowd seems "dead".

Hopefully WWE picks up on this.

[Droford]

Having AW mic'd up makes the crowd go quiet because they're listening to what he's saying. Thus, the crowd seems "dead".

Hopefully WWE picks up on this.

or...they dont care about oneil and young...hmm

[#1-norm-fan]

lol 3 hours show..why cant all 3 be defended

They need 3 filler matches on PPV because they can't build up enough feuds through 16 hours of TV in a month.

Don't make the writers work too hard.

[Keith]

I can't take Darren Young seriously.

He looks like John Cena in an afro wig and wearing paint.

[Tom Guycott]

Just tuned into RAW to see Kofi Kingston steaming my gimmick with his ring attire.

[Wake Up Call]

So why didn't they just do that last night?

[ClockShot]

What are the odds.......since they're in Vegas and all.........AJ gets married tonight? You know, just go keep the crazy gimmick going?

[Droford]

d-bry just wants to stay relevant and on tv by mooching off aj

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: ref just walking away during AW's ranting

Didn't think Bryan would still care about AJ since it seemed like he was just playing nice for her to gift him the title the past few weeks.

[Droford]

What are the odds.......since they're in Vegas and all.........AJ gets married tonight? You know, just go keep the crazy gimmick going?
does she drug d-bry to do it lol

[RawRocks]

so new theme, new set next week too?

[Cool King]

American TV is weird. You can "ass" but not "bitch", even though "ass" is the actual "vulgar word".

[Keith]

Didn't think Bryan would still care about AJ since it seemed like he was just playing nice for her to gift him the title the past few weeks.


He loves her, man.

True love.

:naughty:

[ClockShot]

does she drug d-bry to do it lol

She's a woman, so I'm thinking knock out by frying pan. :shifty:

[Immortal Moose]

American TV is weird. You can "ass" but not "bitch", even though "ass" is the actual "vulgar word".

And after 10 or so you can say anything, but most don't.

[Tom Guycott]

... almost

[Immortal Moose]

... almost

yea, almost.

[PorkSoda]

I would love to see Wehttam be in that commercial WWE just did. "This is John Cena. This is Sheamus. This is Wehttam."

[ClockShot]

They're really going all out with this social media crap, aren't they?

[Innovator]

Holy crap Zack made it to RAW

[Innovator]

Oh, thats why hes on RAW

[Wake Up Call]

Ryder squash coming

[RawRocks]

no car for Del Rio in Vegas???

[ClockShot]

Holy crap Zack made it to RAW

Only to be destroyed by a pissed off Alberto Del Rio.

[Droford]

albert must have had to pawn his car offthisw week lol

[Cool King]

The WWE is really up Tout's arse.

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[Rollermacka]

Wait, did they just announce Ryder from the RI?

[Innovator]

I can't tell if that Alberto Del Taco sign is racist or not, but I want tacos now.

[Keith]

Go and tweet about this beating, Ryder :-)

[ClockShot]

I can't tell if that Alberto Del Taco sign is racist or not, but I want tacos now.

They're on every other corner out there.

[McLegend]

Someone missed a cue.

[Immortal Moose]

REY!

[Droford]

yay..finally

[PorkSoda]

WEHTTAM HAS RETURNED TO RAW! HE'S BACK!

[RawRocks]

oh hell its rey

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, Rey Rey is back... Meh

[Poit]

So why wasn't Mysterio in the WWE Championship Money in the Bank match?

[Immortal Moose]

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[Tom Guycott]

they kind of spoiled that someone was going to come down to the ring with the sloppy camera work, but I wasn't expecting Rey Rey!

[ClockShot]

Looks like Rey put on some more weight.

[Keith]

Hahaha!

Cole: Listen to this place!

*Crowd goes quiet*

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice to see Rey back, I wonder how many weeks he can last this time before getting injured again.

[Wake Up Call]

REY!!!!!

[PorkSoda]

Who's Heath Slater gonna face tonight? I wonder if Wehttam is gonna RETURN! OMGOMG!

[Innovator]

WOOO Rey Rey!

[Wake Up Call]

Now can they please release that waste of air time Sin Cara, Please??

[Rollermacka]

Jeez, to this day DDP still hits the diamond cutter perfectly

[Cool King]

It's good to see Rey back. I've actually missed him. I didn't know I would, but I have.

[ClockShot]

Oooh. Getting the legend in early, I can turn in early.

[Hanso Amore]

Ooooooooooo I like them doing the slateer segment early

[KIRA]

Looks like Rey put on some more weight.


I know what the hell amphetamines are supposed to have the opposite effect.

[Droford]

godfather..

although not technically on raw ever id get a kick out of nash as vinnie vegas

[Tom Guycott]

"...taught me how to do the Diamond Cutter."

Slater should start using it.

I mean, hell, if Jon Lovitz can teach Santino how to do the Cobra, this spinning everything into a positive could work as a rub from "positively Paige".

[Keith]

I hope this "One Man Band" thing doesn't lead to a showdown between Heath Slater and One Man Gang.

[PorkSoda]

Maybe Heath Slater will say something along the lines of "This is the PEOPLE'S WRESTLING....WEBSITE" and Wehttam's music will play!

[Cool King]

I could be Val Venis. :shifty:

[Innovator]

RIKISHI!

[RawRocks]

Rikishi!!!!!

[Droford]

rikishi lol

[ClockShot]

Ah, the swerveball.

[Immortal Moose]

Lol wasn't expecting Rikishi.

[Hanso Amore]

Lol yes kishi

[Cool King]

RIKISHI!!!!!

[Keith]

I could be Val Venis. :shifty:


Of course you could!

You can be anything or anybody you wanna be!

[ClockShot]

So, where's his boys?

[Gass]

Cue Rikishi/B.Clay dance off in 3...2....1...

[Emperor Smeat]

Ha Rikishi

One stink face coming up for Slater now.

[Rollermacka]

Ah Rikishi, your right King he looks just as good as he did when he left :roll:

[ClockShot]

Does the Godfather have better things to do. Probably does since he's managing Cheetah's.

[Innovator]

SAMOAN SPIKE!

[PorkSoda]

I wonder if he's doing this for The Rock!

[Innovator]

Nice little tribute to the fallen Samoans there.

[KIRA]

fat guys really have it out for slater

[Hanso Amore]

Samoan spike and bonzai drop....classy shout out

[Droford]

kishi sorta looked like dusty for 1/2 secind

[RawRocks]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Immortal Moose]

Haha

[ClockShot]

There they are.

[Rollermacka]

Aww, I was hoping the lights were gonna go down and see the Funkasauras come out

[DirtyD]

100 times better than funkasaurus

[Tom Guycott]

... and now Brodus comes out with the Funkadactyls and Too Cool come out and have a huge dance off.

[Rollermacka]

I bet Eve is gonna reveal Bryan is pregnant and it's AJ's baby. It happened to another person named AJ :shifty:

[RawRocks]

I could see Alex Riley being in the tag match

[Droford]

be a star is a song now?

[Tom Guycott]

Or, just the Funkadactyls, Layla, and AJ, and they do a "pants off dance-off"!

[Innovator]

Probably Miz as her partner.

[Cool King]

Nice tribute to Umaga from Rikishi.

Though when the lights went out, I was expecting Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay to be in the ring with him, not The Usos. Still, it was good.

[Keith]

I could see Alex Riley being in the tag match

Jericho.

[Hanso Amore]

What was Rikishi's finisher back then, not the bonzai was it?

[Wake Up Call]

I personally don't care who is in the tag match.

AJ has ran her course, and done what she was supposed to do. Enough with the mixed tags, and diva matches. Time to cut them loose.

[PorkSoda]

Eve's partner is either Adam or WEHTTAM!

[Gass]

LOL...Cole: "Lassie....roadkill."

:lol::lol::lol:

[Hanso Amore]

Good for the Usos, Give them a nice Rub from daddy. They push their samoan heritage but dont push him as their dad much.

That said, must be awesome family moment.

[RawRocks]

Miz

[Innovator]

Nailed it.

[Rollermacka]

Probably Miz as her partner.

Good call

[Droford]

wonder how maryse feels about this

[Savio]

was hoping for Kane

[Rollermacka]

:rofl: "He reminds me of a movie star, Lassie" "Lassie was a TV show"

[Keith]

Please, WWE, keep Daniel Bryan full heel.

I know he's over and all, but don't turn him face.

Pretty please?

[Gass]

Good for the Usos, Give them a nice Rub from daddy. They push their samoan heritage but dont push him as their dad much.

That said, must be awesome family moment.


They showed more personality in that segment than in the past 2 years. I actually wouldn't run for a shit break everytime the Usos wrestled if WWE repackaged them as this..

[Droford]

this match sponsirec by the hair cuttery

[Cool King]

The Miz should grow a goatee to go with his new hair.

[Tom Guycott]

Miz kinda looks weird in the face. I can't pinpoint why, but It's almost like when Orton first shaved EVERYTHING (eyebrows included).

And it's not because he's not rocking the fauxhawk.

[Rollermacka]

With the new hair and jacket, is anybody else getting a Jericho vibe from Miz?

[Gass]

I would tongue-punch the shit out of AJ's poophole.

[Keith]

The Miz should grow a goatee to go with his new hair.


Can he grow one?

[DirtyD]

Celebrity/Superstar Match Of the Week

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[Cool King]

Shouldn't AJ be DQ'd for that?

[Keith]

Miz kinda looks weird in the face. I can't pinpoint why, but It's almost like when Orton first shaved EVERYTHING (eyebrows included).

And it's not because he's not rocking the fauxhawk.


His nose seems to be crooked or something.

[Innovator]

With the new hair and jacket, is anybody else getting a Jericho vibe from Miz?
I refuse to believe Miz would rip off Jericho...

[Cool King]

Can he grow one?

Probably.

[Tom Guycott]

"UUULIZIBIIFFFF!"

[Droford]

rofl

[Wake Up Call]

God I miss the days of Macho Man and Liz. They put all these "couples" too shame.

[Tom Guycott]

With the new hair and jacket, is anybody else getting a Jericho vibe from Miz?

Not exactly a new jacket. He usually just rocked it for PPVs only.

[Droford]

lol at boos

[Savio]

AJ Bryan

[Keith]

Hahaha every guy should react like this after a successful proposal.

[Cool King]

lol, "Get a room" chants.

[RawRocks]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Tom Guycott]

... and just like that, the most interesting angle all year has gone up in smoke.

[KIRA]

I thought she was gonna kick him in the daddybags

[DirtyD]

WWE Creative Humor ‏@WWECreative_ish
Surprised that of all places Vegas is opposed to sham marriages ‪#RAWTonight‬

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>In celebration of our recent engagement, @<a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee">WWEAJLee</a> and I cordially invite you to our wedding ceremony next week LIVE during <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Raw1000">#Raw1000</a>.</p>&mdash; Daniel Bryan (@WWEDanielBryan) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/225048998992547840" data-datetime="2012-07-17T02:07:17+00:00">July 17, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Road Warrior]

good now she can get back in the kitchen and off my television

[Keith]

If WWE makes an Undertaker 20-0 "The Streak" DVD set, does it mean next year he loses?

Hmm.

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, I still haven't seen the third HHH Vs Taker match. Is it worth looking for it and seeing?

[Gass]

... and just like that, the most interesting angle all year has gone up in smoke.

nah, all kinds of interesting potential now. of course WWE will fuck it up, but it's there.

[Rollermacka]

If WWE makes an Undertaker 20-0 "The Streak" DVD set, does it mean next year he loses?

Hmm.

I still think he's done done with wrestling. He was gone for a year and only came back for Mania

[Gass]

I still think he's done done with wrestling. He was gone for a year and only came back for Mania

for 3 years in a row.

[Cool King]

... and just like that, the most interesting angle all year has gone up in smoke.

No. It's good that it's ended. Personally, I think it should have ended a long time ago.

[Keith]

I still think he's done done with wrestling. He was gone for a year and only came back for Mania

The word on the street is he may wrestle at Summerslam and Survivor Series, but who knows.

[Emperor Smeat]

Should be interesting if AJ keeps her craziness now that the Punk-Bryan angle is over. Could still keep the obsessive crazy girlfriend part like she did against Punk a few times.

[Tom Guycott]

"Well, The Rock smells trash!"

[Innovator]

Wait a minute....Swagger gets an entrance?

[Cool King]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>In celebration of our recent engagement, @<a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee">WWEAJLee</a> and I cordially invite you to our wedding ceremony next week LIVE during <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Raw1000">#Raw1000</a>.</p>&mdash; Daniel Bryan (@WWEDanielBryan) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/225048998992547840" data-datetime="2012-07-17T02:07:17+00:00">July 17, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Why wait a week?

THEY'RE IN VEGAS!

[KIRA]

There are so many good ways to take ajs character but the unfortunately the WWE writers creative process seems to consist of tossing darts at a board full of wrestlers photos with random ideas written under them.

the angle isn't done so I have hope

[PorkSoda]

I wonder if Monday Night Raw will ever reach OVER 9000 episodes.

[Road Warrior]

dx reunion better include the outlaws or i guess i'm turning the channel early next week.

[Keith]

Jack Swagger makes his entrance, and the crowd doesn't care.

[RawRocks]

a wedding on the 1000th Raw .. how appropriate.

[Tom Guycott]

Should be interesting if AJ keeps her craziness now that the Punk-Bryan angle is over. Could still keep the obsessive crazy girlfriend part like she did against Punk a few times.

:Skips up smiling: "Hey, honey, who you talking to?" :smile disappears: "Who you talking to?"

[Innovator]

Oh for Ryback.

[Cool King]

Good to see Swagger.

[Rollermacka]

Come on, Ryback squash Swagger....


YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!

[Droford]

Why wait a week?

THEY'RE IN VEGAS!
d-brys too clasy for that

[Cool King]

Ah....fuck.

[dronepool]

God, I hope Ryback loses.

[KIRA]

Oh swagger look how youve fallen

[Savio]

Never started?

[Droford]

triple powerbomb didnt look thatbgreat

[PorkSoda]

I am a huge Jack Swagger fan.

FEED! RYBACK! WEHTTAM!

[Rollermacka]

Not bad.... almost competitive

[#1-norm-fan]

FUCK SWAGGER! WWE Pool points wasted, fucker!

[Road Warrior]

god i hate pocket goldberg

[RawRocks]

Ryback vs Big Show sounds better.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm. How will people find a way to bitch about Ryback now...

[Savio]

If this wedding is a way to put Bryan in the title match at Summerslam I swear Bryan knows the Konami Code.

[Tom Guycott]

dx reunion better include the outlaws or i guess i'm turning the channel early next week.

Also, X-Pac.

[Cool King]

God, I hope Ryback loses.

I'm sloooowly beginning to feel the same way about Ryback's matches.

[Droford]

does dx reunion mean road dogg aand xpac

[Tom Guycott]

If this wedding is a way to put Bryan in the title match at Summerslam I swear Bryan knows the Konami Code.

But he never actually enters the code, unlike Bats.

[RawRocks]

Didnt Triple H and Stephanie get hitched up in Vegas???

[Savio]

off camera he might

[Cool King]

does dx reunion mean road dogg aand xpac

Most likely.

I'm sure we'll see Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac.

[Droford]

Most likely.

I'm sure we'll see Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac.
maybe they candig up tori instead if chyna

[Savio]

Oh wait no GM tonight

[Gass]

god, dolph is such a vanilla midget.

[KIRA]

I'm sloooowly beginning to feel the same way about Ryback's matches.

I see Ryback and I just think Goldberg and even Warrior have a certain appeal that Ryback just does not have.

[Keith]

Dolph looks like Curt Hennig when he'd wear the black suit that read "Mr Perfect" on the back.

[Droford]

so the dolph face run was aborted i see

[RawRocks]

someone take that mic out of Vickie's hands.

[Road Warrior]

hmm interesting...

[Rollermacka]

YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! The Jericho face turn continues :D

[Tom Guycott]

You know what ol' Jack Burton says about cashing in his Money In The Bank contract... aw, fuck it!

[Cool King]

I had a feeling Jericho would show up when Dolph said "Undisputed".

[Keith]

Looks like Jericho's finally growing his hair out again.

[KIRA]

I'd kill to see Jericho wear that jacket in public lights and all

[Droford]

god damn jericho looks old

[Road Warrior]

Jericho/ Ziggs fued.. :y:

[Keith]

Are they chanting "DDT"?

[Gass]

jericho-dolph late summer/fall feud will be amazing

[Cool King]

That's quite a quiff Jericho has.

[dronepool]

"All you do is lose"

Me: Oh shit.



And I'm not even a Ziggy mark.

[Savio]

I don't even remember when Y2J won

[RawRocks]

Jericho is owning Dolph and he doesnt have to say a single word

[Rollermacka]

Suprisingly good promo by Dolph

[Savio]

Are they chanting "DDT"?
"Skinny Jeans"

[DirtyD]

This will be good

[Gass]

"Skinny Jeans"

"Refried beans."

[KIRA]

god damn jericho looks old

We should all be so lucky to look so "old" later in life

[Wake Up Call]

god damn jericho looks old


He's 41, that would make him old.

What point were you trying to make?

[Innovator]

I'll be a happy Panda to have Jericho vs. Dolph for a while.

[Emperor Smeat]

Amazing promo by Ziggler. A feud with Jericho would be great and easily the next best feud since the Bryan-Punk one probably is done now.

When was the last time Jericho won anything big?

[Tom Guycott]

Most likely.

I'm sure we'll see Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac.

They're all a bunch of jackoffs, and maybe they'll have their reunion just so everyone could see D-X split.

[Droford]

since wrestlemania 5..psssh

[Savio]

So many girls are interested in the AJ storyline

[dronepool]

I actually like Dolph more after that promo.