TPWW King of the Jobbers 2012: Round 4 matches announced LIVE now!

[The Jayman]

I already nominated myself you fool! Yo black ass needs to keep up Ermax

[Ermaximus]

Well then I nominate you again for being a terrible sock account made by yours truly. Why the fuck am I even arguing with myself?

[Ultra Mantis]

I nominate Damndirty.

Also nominating myself because VSG completely ignored my other post in this thread where I nominated Damndirty,

[Corporate CockSnogger]

How many more do we need? I nominate James Steele for not posting enough Triple H pictures lately.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

SammyG for the following post:

I am not happy about the Kobe rape joke on Raw tonight.

and for several hundred other posts

[whiteyford]

Guys, DAMN iNATOR hasn't been nominated yet...

This is quite shocking...

[The Jayman]

It's a cold day on TPWW when DAMN iNATOR slips under the radar

[Nark Order]

Yeah, but I like attention.

[VSG]

Not very satisfied with James Steele's nomination reason, but I accept it pending no further better deserving entry.

1 ENTRY LEFT (for now).

[whiteyford]

misterlee, he has moments of terribleness.

[Malfeitor]

Zeeboe for being creepy.

[Ermaximus]

misterlee, he has moments of terribleness.

Dear God this!

[VSG]

Replaced James Steele with misterlee

ONE MORE ENTRY STILL LEFT!!!!

[VSG]

Huh could have sworn I had 63 entries last time.. Shenanigans afoot. Jimmy Steele makes it in at this moment.

[whiteyford]

You haven't added Nicky Fives.

[Cool King]

Yeah, throw him in. :y:

[PorkSoda]

When is round one?

[VSG]

Replaced Jimmy Steele with Nicky Fives. Could have sworn I had him in already. Also Jimmy Steele has been really good lately so he is off.

[VSG]

When is round one?

Thursday. I will do the match-ups tomorrow.

[PorkSoda]

Am I still on whitey's ignore list?

[Ermaximus]

VSG, just save yourself the trouble and enter my name 62 times, Iop once, and Swish once. Problem solved you schmuck.

[VSG]

Am I still on whitey's ignore list?

ONLY HE KNOWS!

[VSG]

VSG, just save yourself the trouble and enter my name 62 times, Iop once, and Swish once. Problem solved you schmuck.

:foc: Fermaximus

[PorkSoda]

Ask him for me.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This could be the most exciting King of the Jobbers of all time! Lots of contenders for dreadful posters in this years matchup folks, let's have a look at some of those big hitters.

TNA Rick: Fresh in the minds of every poster following a recent spaz out at the forums as well as his brutal defeat here against DeathtotheSwiss, TNA Rick comes into this years contest as the heavy favourite to take that tin foil crown.

Iop/PrettyCool/Beast/Damn: The everliving thorn in TPWW's side in 2012, he's rattled a fair few cages by just simply being a moron and frustrated more by people not knowing for sure whether he is a real guy or some elaborate bit of fun by a veteran poster. Although the aggression towards him has calmed as of late, he's sure to still rake in the votes.

Swish: In his war against good grammer and common sense, in a short space of time Swish has already got himself a comfortable niche as one of the forums dumbest posters. You can't see he hasn't tried, with genuine attempts at create interesting, thought-provoking threads he has garnered plenty of discussion, most of the time talking about how stupid his threads, and indeed the man behind them actually are.

DLVH84: Since joining TPWW on November 11th 2009 and making an average of 2.45 posts per day, DLVH84 has gone on to irritate plenty of posters with his copy+pasted stats about wrestling topics nobody cares about, taking away any potential for discussion. Also he thinks "blueblood" Hunter Hearst Helmsley was better than Triple H because he could do a spinning heel kick back then.

St Jimmy: He's been on an incredible roll as of late for being an obnoxious, fat, indy wrestling nerd who seems incapable of actually enjoying something unless an ROH darling is involved. St Jimmy may indeed get plenty of votes from people who laugh at him for being a total retard rather than him being the annoying instigator that he seems to think he is.

All that plus owenbrown, Indifferent Clox, PorkSoda, SammyG, Kane Knight, DAMN iNATOR, taker707 and tjogo means this could be the greatest TPWW King of the Jobbers EVER!

[whiteyford]

I want analysis!

[Malfeitor]

In depth analysis!

[Malfeitor]

Also, what the fuck ever happened to Aguakate?

[whiteyford]

If he comes back because you mentioned his name out loud I'll make it my lifes work to destroy you.

Or call you a cunt and forget all about.

[Malfeitor]

BRING IT ON!

Also, no name calling. That's just rude. :p

[whiteyford]

You're right, my apologies :nono:

[VSG]

This could be the most exciting King of the Jobbers of all time! Lots of contenders for dreadful posters in this years matchup folks, let's have a look at some of those big hitters.

TNA Rick: Fresh in the minds of every poster following a recent spaz out at the forums as well as his brutal defeat here against DeathtotheSwiss, TNA Rick comes into this years contest as the heavy favourite to take that tin foil crown.

Iop/PrettyCool/Beast/Damn: The everliving thorn in TPWW's side in 2012, he's rattled a fair few cages by just simply being a moron and frustrated more by people not knowing for sure whether he is a real guy or some elaborate bit of fun by a veteran poster. Although the aggression towards him has calmed as of late, he's sure to still rake in the votes.

Swish: In his war against good grammer and common sense, in a short space of time Swish has already got himself a comfortable niche as one of the forums dumbest posters. You can't see he hasn't tried, with genuine attempts at create interesting, thought-provoking threads he has garnered plenty of discussion, most of the time talking about how stupid his threads, and indeed the man behind them actually are.

DLVH84: Since joining TPWW on November 11th 2009 and making an average of 2.45 posts per day, DLVH84 has gone on to irritate plenty of posters with his copy+pasted stats about wrestling topics nobody cares about, taking away any potential for discussion. Also he thinks "blueblood" Hunter Hearst Helmsley was better than Triple H because he could do a spinning heel kick back then.

St Jimmy: He's been on an incredible roll as of late for being an obnoxious, fat, indy wrestling nerd who seems incapable of actually enjoying something unless an ROH darling is involved. St Jimmy may indeed get plenty of votes from people who laugh at him for being a total retard rather than him being the annoying instigator that he seems to think he is.

All that plus owenbrown, Indifferent Clox, PorkSoda, SammyG, Kane Knight, DAMN iNATOR, taker707 and tjogo means this could be the greatest TPWW King of the Jobbers EVER!

This was beautiful :'(

Can I hire you to do analysis each round and actually stick with it without pulling an ABT? I love you.

[VSG]

We have 64 entries. The last one shall remain a mystery until the match ups are announced. This choice may well backfire on me but we need to take big risks to make this the biggest, baddest KOTJ ever!

[Shisen Kopf]

Is the 64th Triple A? Wouldnt that be funny if he won this and got banned at his own site!

[Droford]

i dont want to win but i want to win something

[Zeeboe]

Zeeboe for being creepy.

:nono: I am not a jobber, you noob. :foc:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This was beautiful :'(

Can I hire you to do analysis each round and actually stick with it without pulling an ABT? I love you.

You got it, blondie.

[Ermaximus]

No Chance in Hell! That's what all of you've got against me.

[whiteyford]

Lets get this started already...

[Volare]

Sweet, for once I didn't piss anyone off or start an internet blood feud.

[VSG]

Lets get this started already...

You heard the man. Match ups will be announced in 10 min (with no one around to see it :lol: )

[Shisen Kopf]

Serious business this is.

[VSG]

That it is, my dear Mr Kopf. With no further delay:

1st match


Autobahn vs XL

[VSG]

2nd match


Keith vs DLVH84

[VSG]

3rd match


The Jayman vs King Narcissus

[VSG]

4th match


KYR vs Ootin

[whiteyford]

Serious business already...

[VSG]

5th match


Rammsteinman vs Smelly Meatball

[VSG]

6th match


Hasney vs TNARick

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[VSG]

7th match


Guru Dave vs Nicky Fives

[VSG]

8th match


taker707 vs Supreme Olajuwon

[VSG]

9th match


PorkSoda vs whiteyford

As promised!

[VSG]

10th match


St. Jimmy vs Asmo

[VSG]

11th match


#1-wwf-fan vs Lavel

[VSG]

12th match


Lock Jaw vs Owenbrown

Oooooooh!

[VSG]

13th match


SammyG vs Iginfest

[VSG]

14th match


Providence Peep vs Kane Knight

Potential 1st round main event here!

[VSG]

15th match


Droford vs mhirn3

[VSG]

16th match


Ermaximus vs Erblaximus

WHAT IS THIS HORROR??

[VSG]

17th match


Razzamajazz vs Malfeitor

[VSG]

18th match


K smoke vs BigDaddyCool

[VSG]

19th match


Seth82 vs blak23

Battle of the numbers here.

[VSG]

20th match


Gertner vs Indifferent Clox

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, LADS!

[VSG]

21st match


DAMN iNATOR vs Cool King

[VSG]

22nd match


Skippord vs Juan

Heavyweight clash.

[VSG]

23rd match


Ruff Ryder vs Autobahn 2

I am fairly certain I did not put in Autobahn twice, but whatever.

[VSG]

24th match


Ruien vs Fragile X

[VSG]

25th match


VSG vs tjogo

[VSG]

26th match


Tazz Dan vs misterlee

:naughty:

[VSG]

27th match


Swish vs CTS

[VSG]

28th match


Taker It Easy vs Ultra Mantis

[VSG]

29th match


Xero vs Shisen Kopf

lol :'(

[VSG]

30th match


Iop/Prettycool/BEAST/Damn vs itsmeJD

[VSG]

31st match


CSL vs MoFo

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[VSG]

32nd and final match of Round 1


DamnDirty vs Mystery Entry

Post will be edited today evening to reveal mystery entry. Speculations welcome.

[Volare]

Sure as shit isn't me.

[VSG]

You sure?

[itsmeJD]

A lot of interesting matchups.... Curious to see if TNARick returns as he claimed to reek havoc on DTTS tomorrow. Should help his chances.

[whiteyford]

If I advance to the next round, I will leave this place. Serious business and all that.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

VSG, please make it clear in your original post in the voting thread for any newbies that they are voting for the worse poster.

[MoFo]

oh shit

the city of Wolverhampton will never be the same again

Turf Wars an shit

:eek:

[Cool King]

I get DAMN iNATOR, eh? Fair enough.

Also, I'd like to speculate that the mystery entry is <s>Hornswoggle</s> FourFifty.

[The Jayman]

3rd match


The Jayman vs King Narcissus

Fantastic!! In the first round of a jobber tournament, I am up against a king.

[Ermaximus]

16th match


Ermaximus vs Erblaximus

WHAT IS THIS HORROR??

:rofl: I CAN'T LOSE!

[Gertner]

I'm gonna destroy that fat chick fucking, ugly kid birthing pole smoking fag.

This will be the first "job" Clox ever had, next to blow.

[Ermaximus]

I'm almost certain VSG pulled random names from his violin case and rigged half of this, but I don't care.

[VSG]

VSG, please make it clear in your original post in the voting thread for any newbies that they are voting for the worse poster.

Yup, will do.

[VSG]

I'm almost certain VSG pulled random names from his violin case and rigged half of this, but I don't care.

Nope, apart from the pre-decided whiteyford vs PorkSoda match, all were from a randomizer.

I would still like to know who replaced someone (dunno who) with Autobahn 2 :foc:

[CSL]

oh shit

the city of Wolverhampton will never be the same again

Turf Wars an shit

:eek:

only way to solve this is to play with knives on Broad Street around 4am

[Ermaximus]

Nope, apart from the pre-decided whiteyford vs PorkSoda match, all were from a randomizer.

I would still like to know who replaced someone (dunno who) with Autobahn 2 :foc:

Tazz Dan :y:

[whiteyford]

only way to solve this is to play with knives on Broad Street around 4am

Get someone to film that:D

[Volare]

You sure?

I'm not that ground breaking.

[Emperor Smeat]

5th match


Rammsteinman vs Smelly Meatball

Looks like I'm jobbing in the first round or would that be the other way around with the way this tournament works.

[Ultra Mantis]

28th match


Taker It Easy vs Ultra Mantis

I'm easily going to taker it :'(

[Tazz Dan]

I never replaced anyone with Autobahn 2, I simply added him to the list. :shifty:

[mhirn3]

I nominate you for having a ridiculous outlook towards KotJ.


You sona ma gun!

[Droford]

am i worse than somone ive nevet heard of..hmm

funny they post just befre i did

[Ultra Mantis]

Side by side you can clearly see that you are the Droford of the match up.

[mhirn3]

15th match


Droford vs mhirn3

Oh no! Go droford!

[VSG]

Time to reveal the mystery entry.


I never thought Shisen or anyone else for that matter would guess it! I nominate Triple A for the last and final entry facing DamnDirty in the final matchup. He faced a lot of flak for bad decisions and management during the whole Iop/PrettyCool/Damn and the TNARick saga and is still unable to do what's right for this place. Welcome to round 1 of KOTJ!

[Shisen Kopf]

I am that damn good. I know all. Also, there is no way I can lose to Xero. He jobs to jackin it. Who busts a nut in their eye? I mean really.

[Malfeitor]

Let the games begin!

[Malfeitor]

Shisen, you're a damn liar if you haven't busted a nut in your eye. :naughty:

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm gonna destroy that fat chick fucking, ugly kid birthing pole smoking fag.

This will be the first "job" Clox ever had, next to blow.

You mean he's gonna destroy you, right? Isn't that what you want?

I'm so confused.

[Autobahn]

If Autobahn loses and Autobahn 2 wins, then I advance to the 2nd round if I change my name to Autobahn 2, right?

[owenbrown]

12th match


Lock Jaw vs Owenbrown

Oooooooh!

First round bye for me.... you're going down Lockswoggle :shifty:

[Tazz Dan]

If Autobahn loses and Autobahn 2 wins, then I advance to the 2nd round if I change my name to Autobahn 2, right?

I think the biggest issue will be if you have to face yourself.

[Ermaximus]

I think the biggest issue will be if you have to face yourself.

You mean like me?

[VSG]

Round 1 begins in 2 hours or so.

[bigslimjj]

howz about throwing me on itsmejd's team and making match 30 a tag team texas death match.

[VSG]

howz about no?

I will however replace Autobahn 2 with you, since I do not care for another set of double entries.

[bigslimjj]

howz about no?

I will however replace Autobahn 2 with you, since I do not care for another set of double entries.Awesome possum. Totally gonna job Yoshi Tatsu style. VSG= Da Man

[VSG]

True dat!

[ooTin]

I nominate you for trying to nominate Taker It Easy. Also 00tin cause he's somewhat back. :wave:
...its little o little o big T little i little n

[whiteyford]

No matter how you spell it you're fucking awful.

[ooTin]

No matter how you spell it you're fucking awful.
why thank you friendly blackchevy

[Malfeitor]

Whiteyford bringing the heat.

[Indifferent Clox]

Ok this logic makes no sense.

if we want someone to win, we must make them lose, doesn't that make them the jobber?

[ooTin]

Ok this logic makes no sense.

if we want someone to win, we must make them lose, doesn't that make them the jobber?

I Think thats the idea.... hints my sudden attack on orangevolvo

[whiteyford]

Is English even your 2nd language?

[ooTin]

Is English even your 2nd language?
....i failed to miss your point.... what is wrong with my english?

[ooTin]

oh its supposed to be that's not thats my bad............. u r so triangular

[whiteyford]

I Think thats the idea.... hints my sudden attack on orangevolvo

Should that be 'hence'?

[ooTin]

no I hint. as in that hints at why im fucking with u. Hence is also acceptable in that position but I choose not to use the more obvious of the two. but anyway back to messing with you....... uhhhhhh im out of ideas you go ahead and insult me and I will get back to you at my earliest convience. thank you.

[whiteyford]

I think God or the parenting skills of two Jeremy Kyle participants, most likely siblings, has beaten me too it.

[ooTin]

I think God or the parenting skills of two Jeremy Kyle participants, most likely siblings, has beaten me too it.
:'( it was poor parenting. i was an oprhan until I was 15.

[whiteyford]

And then your parents came back to life?

[ooTin]

And then your parents came back to life?
no..... i got a job and ran away from the orphanage.

[whiteyford]

You would still be an orphan...

[ooTin]

Technically yeah but I dont go around saying hi im Chris the orphan....

[ooTin]

orphanage was a super shitty part of life and I am now well off with a family so I just dont see myself as an orphan anymore

[ooTin]

btw its August is here

[Damndirty]

Would it be bad for Triple A and I to settle this by poking each other until one of us falls?

[Damndirty]

taker707 gets my vote because I am yet to be spanked with his ruler.:'(

[VSG]

Would it be bad for Triple A and I to settle this by poking each other until one of us falls?

Yes

[Damndirty]

*handrub

[VSG]

Here we gooooooooooooo

1st match


Shisen Kopf vs Lavel

Beginning with a bang!

[VSG]

2nd match


Erblaximus vs Ruff Ryder

[VSG]

3rd match


Seth82 vs Autobahn

[VSG]

4th match


misterlee vs Providence Peep

Austin vs Taker here.

[VSG]

5th match


DAMN iNATOR vs Fragile X

Never mind, this one just blew the last match off.

[VSG]

6th match


SammyG vs Rammsteinmad

Woooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Damndirty]

Mine was a freakin tie!

[VSG]

7th match


tjogo vs Nicky Fives

[VSG]

8th match


Swish vs DLVH84

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[VSG]

9th match


Owenbrown vs Porksoda

Fantastic matches already!

[VSG]

10th match


ooTin vs Malfeitor

[VSG]

11th match


Indifferent Clox vs DamnDirty

[VSG]

12th match


St. Jimmy vs MoFo

[VSG]

13th match


TNARick vs taker707

[VSG]

14th match


blak23 vs Taker It Easy

[VSG]

15th match and first triple threat


Droford vs K Smoke vs King Narc

[VSG]

16th match and final matchup


Triple A vs Iop/PrettyCool/Damn vs Skippord

[VSG]

I am torn apart by some of the choices to be made this round. Round 2 will begin soon enough and will last 3 days.

[Damndirty]

Alight, Clox, it's gonna happen!

[VSG]

Clox vs DamnDirty: Blowjobber vs Blowjobber

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

[Damndirty]

Not sure it's because we got big lips....

[Swiss Ultimate]

Want the poll up now. :(

[VSG]

Sorry, need to do some work now :(

[MoFo]

St Jimmy is way more jobberesque than me, this won't be close.

[Ermaximus]

16th match and final matchup


Triple A vs Iop/PrettyCool/Damn vs Skippord

SHIT!

[Indifferent Clox]

Alight, Clox, it's gonna happen!
Certainly, damndirty, it shall manifest itself into reality!

[Ermaximus]

Fuck it. If this contest is anything other than Erblaximus vs Narc in the finals, I'm calling bullshit.

[itsmeJD]

For the record, I received the least amount of votes in the first round....

[itsmeJD]

Also funny that Triple A now has to battle his friend Iop

[Emperor Smeat]

Assuming IOP/Damn/Pretty Cool were to win the whole thing, which sock would actually get to claim the crown itself?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I saw that, PorkSoda.

[PorkSoda]

I'm putting it back up, don't worry. Adding to it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'd rather never see it again.

[PorkSoda]

Then don't watch it. Punk!

[VSG]

I saw that, PorkSoda.

I'm putting it back up, don't worry. Adding to it.

??

[VSG]

ROUND 2 IS ON!

[Droford]

I'm not gonna win, its great.

[VSG]

You sure?

[VSG]

Congrats to the winners from Round 2:


Lavel
Ruff Ryder
Autobahn
misterlee
DAMN iNATOR
SammyG
tjogo
Swish
PorkSoda
ooTin
Indifferent Clox
St. Jimmy
TNARick
blak23
K Smoke
Iop/Prettycool/Damn


Round 3 matches announced live NOW!

[VSG]

ROUND 3 MATCHES:

1st match


St. Jimmy vs Lavel

[VSG]

2nd match


Iop/PrettyCool/Damn vs Swish

OHHHHHHHHHH

[VSG]

3rd match


Ruff Ryder vs Autobahn

[VSG]

4th match


blak23 vs ootin

[VSG]

5th match


DAMN iNATOR vs tjogo

[VSG]

6th match


K Smoke vs PorkSoda

[VSG]

7th match


Indifferent Clox vs TNARick

MAIN EVENT TIME

[VSG]

8th and final match


misterlee vs SammyG

Wowwwwwwwwwwwww

[VSG]

Round 3 will begin at 3 pm CST today, can Tazz Dan or someone else delete that fraudulent KOTJ finale thread please? :foc:

[PorkSoda]

Who is K Smoke?

[VSG]

Someone who managed to beat both Droford and King Narc in Round 2, you may have a still contest here.

[whiteyford]

If Lavel advances to the next round then there is something seriously wrong.

[SammyG]

You guys really need to manage your time better.

[VSG]

And yet, you keep winning!

Congrats to the winners from Round 3:


St. Jimmy
Iop
Ruff Ryder
ooTin
DAMN iNATOR
PorkSoda
TNARick
SammyG


The worst of the worst left in here. Should be a smashing Round 4.

[VSG]

ROUND 4 MATCHES:

1st match


St. Jimmy vs SammyG

Oh my!

[VSG]

2nd match


DAMN iNATOR vs Ruff Ryder

[VSG]

3rd match


ooTin vs TNARick

As promised!

[VSG]

4th and final match


Iop/PrettyCool/Damn vs PorkSoda

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[VSG]

Round 4 begins later today.