TPWW King of the Jobbers 2012: Round 4 matches announced LIVE now!

[VSG]

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The hyping may have failed but that just means this is off to a fantastic start. Yes ladies and germs, we are back at the bottom of the pit, parts unknown, as we commence our journey to crown the most celebrated King (or Queen) of them all.

I am looking for nominees, but not just names will do this time. At least a sentence (the more the merrier) to justify your choices is a requisite. Nominations will last till the end of July (or more if names are scarce).

That said, let's begin:

I nominate TNARick for being a massive jobber to DTTS, TPWW and life in whole.

List of nominees

1. TNARick
2. VSG
3. Iginfest
4. Rammsteinmad
5. Swish aka Nexus aka Darkestinsecthingy
6. Juan
7. Indifferent Clox
8. Owenbrown
9. St. Jimmy
10. Jordan X aka Fragile X
11. Iop aka PrettyCool aka BEAST aka Damn
12. Smelly Meatball
13. MoFo
14. Hasney
15. Seth82
16. Shisen Kopf
17. tjogo
18. Droford
19. Gertner
20. Ruien
21. Taker it Easy :'(
22. Malfeitor
23. Ootin
24. blak23
25. Porksoda
26. King "Sweetchins" Narcissus
27. Ermaximus
28. whiteyford
29. Autobahn
30. Tazz Dan
31. Ruff Ryder
32. Guru Dave
33. CTS
34. CSL
35. Razzamajazz
36. Supreme Olajuwon
37. XL
38. The Jayman
39. Autobahn 2
40. Xero
41. itsmeJD
42. Cool King
43. K Smoke
44. DLVH84
45. taker707
46. Lavel
47. Asmo
48. Keith
49. #1-wwf-fan
50. Lock Jaw
51. Fake Ermaximus aka Erblaximus
52. Skippord
53. Providence Peep
54. Kane Knight
55. KYR
56. mhirn3
57. DAMN iNATOR
58. BigDaddyCool
59. DamnDirty
60. Ultra Mantis
61. SammyG
62. Nicky Fives
63. misterlee
64. Mystery Entry

[VSG]

I also nominate myself for having failed to build up any hype as I wanted to, and also to remove any pleasure anyone would have had nominating me. :p

[whiteyford]

Iginfest, because he's Scouse, the jobbers of life.

Rammsteinmad for being a useless homeless fecker and forgetting to vote.

[VSG]

We have now 4 nominees, a grand job so far by whiteyford.

[whiteyford]

Swish for being Swish.

[bigslimjj]

I would like to nominate Juan,just to see if the KOTF can also be the KOTJ.

[VSG]

Done!

[Rammsteinmad]

Am legitimately touched that someone nominated me for anything. Woohoo! :D

[Corporate CockSnogger]

"King" of the jobbers makes it still sound like a prestigious award (as prestigious as can be on an internet wrestling forum). Should just be "Jobber of the Forum" or "Window-licking Winnet of the Forum"

[VSG]

It is prestigious, DAMMIT!

[Rammsteinmad]

So how does this one work? Do you vote for the 'jobber' you like most, or whoever you think is worse?

Trying to figure out if being 'king of the jobbers' is a positive thing or not.

[whiteyford]

Spacker of the year?

[VSG]

You celebrate the best jobber, so essentially you would prefer not to win. However, 2 years ago #1TNA&USA won and took it in stride and filled up his pride with this. So anything goes.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

May as well just call it the "Indifferent Clox Award"

Having said that I nominate Clox, owenbrown, St. Jimmy and Jordan X/Fragile X all of whom don't really need a reason.

[VSG]

Let's have some fitting music up in this bitch.

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[VSG]

May as well just call it the "Indifferent Clox Award"

Having said that I nominate Clox, owenbrown, St. Jimmy and Jordan X/Fragile X all of whom don't really need a reason.

You give a reason, Iggy, or I swear I will stalk SMG.

[whiteyford]

Damn/Iop/PrettyCool..................

[Tazz Dan]

I'm in.

[VSG]

Reason? :foc:

[whiteyford]

He's a cunt?

[Emperor Smeat]

:wave:

I ended up jobbing to Juan who later became the king of the wrestling forum.

The again I think I've jobbed to him 3 times in the last 2 years. Last year was both the regular forum and wrestling forum king tournaments and then this year's wrestling forum tournament.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I don't think anyone can beat TNARick:

"Do you guys want Warcraft II to die or what? Am I the only mother fucker who cares anymore. God damn I have put my fucking life into this game since 2004 trying to revive the playerbase and we had a chance to bring this fucking game back and nobody gave a shit. Nobody went out and tried to tell people on other forums that there was a free download of the game available WTF!!! WHY THE HELL NOT.

After all this time we make progress on the amount of users on the server and the games/ activity goes up and nobody gives a fucking shit man i fucking hate this.

Put the server in the hands of Lance the stupid fuck hacker piece of shit and you can fuck off fuck you fuck that fuck everything.

FUCK

I hate my life and I dont know how much longer I can handle this shit. I want to bring Warcraft 2 back but I cannot deal with this anymore. I just want to fucking die man but I am scared of hell. I know god is real jesus is real because i have seen my brother been saved and I just wish it could happen to me. Every damn decision in my life I have made has been horrible and I just want to see Warcraft 2 succeed to know that I completed my goal. "Being arrested in 2008 (http://m.carrollcountycomet.com/news/2008-03-19/records/029.html) for "possession of a controlled substance, unlawful use or possession of a legend drug, public intoxication and illegal consumption." at 19 and again in 2010 (http://pharostribune.com/local/x862967413/Customer-heads-off-criminals) for trying to rip off a Walmart with two underage girls (one of them pregnant) in the car surely can't be matched by anyone here.

[MoFo]

I bombed out of KOTF and KOTWF in the first round so maybe I am a big fat jobber

[MoFo]

also Hasney

[VSG]

also Hasney because he was a massive jobber in KOTF 2011

Good enough a reason for me :shifty:

[Swiss Ultimate]

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I know some might suggest I try a better online dating site, but I did that once before, and had even worst luck, and I'm not trying to sound cheap, but this is the only free online site I can come on, and keep trying.

Others would suggest I actually try to quit advertising warcraft 2, and go out to meet women but that's hard for me because I admit, I get nervous around some women because I fear rejection, and the few times I have tried to impress women beyond the Internet, it didn't go over well because in two different cases, the girl was married, and the other I learned was a player, and then she moved away. It honestly seems like a lot of girls in this city are married or taken.

I realize confidence is very important, and I've tried. I also realize not coming across as nervous or too eager is another important factor, but sometimes I honestly can't control it. I also know I am not a very attractive person, and I've been told in the past that I'm average, but I've seen so many guys out there who aren't that handsome, and yet I see them with girls. I also realize I come across as trying too hard, and worrying too much, but like the being nervous issue, I can't control it. I also am a loner, so anytime I am actually around people, I have a habit of talking too much, and/or getting too hyper.

I have an odd, playful and sarcastic sense of humor that sometimes people don't get or understand. I lived with my parents for a long time, but I recently moved out, and thought it'd help my social life, but it hasn't. I also don't drive because I get too nervous behind the wheel, even though I can sorta drive. I feel like if I had the proper motivation, I'd go out, and try again. The proper motivation being the right girl. Lastly, and probably the biggest problem is I am a virgin.

I admit, I guess I am just a weirdo, freak loser. But I'm harmless, and believe I have the poetical to change. I can accept criticism, and am open-minded enough to try new things. All I need is a good, patient, and caring friend, but I don't know if it's because I am a man, or because I'm a man living in the mid west, but most women seem to want a guy to take charge, and be the leader, and I can do that, but I won't be perfect at it because I haven't done it often enough, and most women don't seem to wanna waste time with a guy like me, that, and like I wrote, I'm not a looker.

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I'm trying, and trying, but just keep failing, and have very little support around me. I sometimes just wanna die because the thought of being single forever playing warcraft 2 scares me.
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[Shisen Kopf]

RIP Vicky Venom.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[Shisen Kopf]

Oh shit I should nominate someone. How about Beth82?

[Swiss Ultimate]

SethPheonixFan

[VSG]

DTTS, please refrain from campaigning for your favourite until the tournament actually begins.

Shisen Kopf, I accept your nomination of Seth82 but I also nominate you for jobbing to his username.

[Ermaximus]

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/4066/bencoopcaleb.jpg

I nominate all three of those guys, and tjogo.

[Droford]

ive met two fat women off cl..i jst answed an ad about a midget too

ton topc i nominate myself..

[VSG]

You also job to your keyboard. Nomination accepted.

[Ermaximus]

Did you just nominate Droford, or his keyboard?

[VSG]

Droford jobs, not his keyboard.

[Droford]

You also job to your keyboard. Nomination accepted.

its a tablet keyboard and it sucks, not my fault.

[VSG]

Yo check this out:

I am typing this from my tablet keyboard and I do not sound like a down syndrome Indifferent Clox.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I can't campaign now???

[Ruien]

Gertner

[VSG]

I can't campaign now???

No

Gertner

Why?

[Ruien]

Hoping for a Gertner vs. Shisen Kopf round.

[Malfeitor]

I nominate Taker It Easy even though he hasn't posted in a while.

[VSG]

Bad reason, Ruien. Gertner AND you are in.

[Ruien]

Psh, that is an awesome reason. And I almost beat an inactive posted in the King polls so I know I am safe. :D

[Swiss Ultimate]

If I don't campaign for Ben Johnson, who will? (https://www.google.com/search?q=%22We+are+celebrating+the+great+history+of+the+game+with+Warcraft+2+Festival+IV+on+July+27t h-29th.+All%EF%BB%BF+old+players+and+new+players+alike+are+invited+to%EF%BB%BF+join+us+and+be+part+of+ this+historic+event+as+we+do%EF%BB%BF+a+huge+cash+tournament.%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#q=%22We+are+celebrating+the+great+history+of+the+game+with+Warcraft+2+Festival+IV+on+July+27th-29th.+All%EF%BB%BF+old+players+and+new+players+alike+are+invited+to%EF%BB%BF+join+us+and+be+part+of+ this+historic+event+as+we+do%EF%BB%BF+a+huge+cash+tournament.%22&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=cHF&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvns&ei=8a4QUNzEDqjj0QGbg4DIAQ&start=10&sa=N&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=4288c9da066d4f55&biw=1152&bih=703)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I nominate Taker It Easy even though he hasn't posted in a while.

I nominate you for trying to nominate Taker It Easy. Also 00tin cause he's somewhat back. :wave:

[blak23]

I nominate myself so I can say I participated in the forum

[Malfeitor]

I nominate you for trying to nominate Taker It Easy. Also 00tin cause he's somewhat back. :wave:

Oh, I didn't try. I succeeded!

[blak23]

so is the first person out considered a midcarder?
.

[Ermaximus]

First people out are more like the Reks and Hawkins, Hunico and Camacho, and Cesaro of TPWW. You get a win every now and then, but half the time you're not even booked. Much like Dennis Stamp.

[Ermaximus]

Also, PorkSoda.

[Volare]

I think I'm glad not to be in this for once.

[Droford]

Yo check this out:

I am typing this from my tablet keyboard and I do not sound like a down syndrome Indifferent Clox.

i also oly pid 99 bucks for my tablet and itsvrunning a taped tgether version of andrid 4.0 so a bunch if shitbdiesnt wirk likebthe gid damned keyboards the stupud thing doesnt even fucking ave arrow keys

hps hardwre fucking sucks..thevbackif the thing is cracking and the screen us as responsve as some 87 year okd on a cde blue

[Volare]

fak.

[Shisen Kopf]

This award should be called Barry Stevens biggest jobber on Earf award.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh, I didn't try. I succeeded!

Touche.

[owenbrown]

Fuck this tournament, just crown my ass the winner right now

[Nark Order]

I would like the opportunity to be the only man in history to win King of the Forum and King of the Jobbers in one year. I'm in, party people.

[Juan]

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[Heisenberg]

You can have your peanut butter and jelly goddamn sandwich right after you delete all that DVR bullshit from your device.

Bow down

[whiteyford]

Does the 'winner' of this still get banned?

[Volare]

Yeah, but you get hit with this BanHammer.

http://i657.photobucket.com/albums/uu293/mdmundt/piss-me-off-ban-hammer-tribute-cubby-demotivational-poster-1281665466.jpg

[whiteyford]

That would soften the blow, in a manner of speaking.

[Volare]

Did I mention she has Herpagonasyphilaids?

[Volare]

AHA!

[whiteyford]

Pffft, who doesn't:roll:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I nominate Ermaximus because he's black, and whiteyford because I'm all for equality.

[Autobahn]

I nominate myself, for the propagation of Kurrgan as the headline for HOF 2013. Plus to see how far I go just for the lulz.

[Tazz Dan]

Either put me in or I'll do it myself :mad:

[whiteyford]

I nominate Ermaximus because he's black, and whiteyford because I'm all for equality.

How do you know I'm not black?

[Ermaximus]

How do you know I'm not black?

If you were black you'd be even more racist towards VSG than VSG is to me. It's ok though because for your sake, I'm going to bring science to this abysmal tournament.

Also, Shisen should not win as he is not a jobber.

[whiteyford]

I can't fault your logic. I look forward to you saving another thread with the gift of science.

[Asmo]

Can i has nominations?

[VSG]

Give me a good reason why. Being Indian won't do, Guru Dave has taken that.

Will update the list soon.

[MoFo]

Ruff Ryder, bc he made a thread saying he was leaving and was back within 5 mins.

[VSG]

Give me a good reason why. Being Indian won't do, Guru Dave has taken that.

Speaking of which, I nominate Guru Dave for jobbing to multiple horrible user names and avatars.

[Ermaximus]

If you're going to nominate people based on terrible name changes....

[PorkSoda]

I think we should add Narcissus, CTS, El Captain Gizmo (or whatever his name is), VSG, and CSL.

[whiteyford]

You have to give reasons there slappy.

[PorkSoda]

No I don't.

[whiteyford]

Read the first post in this thread and try again you fuckin' simpleton.

[whiteyford]

I am looking for nominees, but not just names will do this time. At least a sentence (the more the merrier) to justify your choices is a requisite. Nominations will last till the end of July (or more if names are scarce).

[VSG]

No I don't.

Yes you do, Porky!

[PorkSoda]

CTS because he shortened his name and he's a big meanie. VSG because I feel like it nominating him. CSL because he posts three times in a row and it annoys The Pork and he's turning into a beef Jerky. Captain Gizmo is cool, actually. Leave him out.

[whiteyford]

VSG was already nominated you fud.

[PorkSoda]

Are you nominated? If not, I nominate you. Because you're being mean and not being humble.

EDIT - Yeah, you are. Good.

[whiteyford]

Seriously? The First fuckin' post you mongoloid.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

PorkSoda because he's the dumbest poster on TPWW.

[PorkSoda]

I'm already nominated you dummy!

[whiteyford]

I think that was quiet shot rather than an actual nomination slappy.

[Swiss Ultimate]

What is this tournament doing to you guys??!?!?!?!

[VSG]

What is this tournament doing to you guys??!?!?!?!

Indeed. whiteyford wants to go up against Porky, but does he want to win or lose? Is losing against PorkSoda a compliment? What is going to happen!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

You want to lose. It's a tournament for the worst poster.

[Ermaximus]

See the posting careers of our past two winners.

2010 TNA&USA#1 (I actually kind of miss this guy.)
2011 TheAdamEvansFan (Wait a second....)

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[CSL]

going to post a world record 4 times in a row just for PorkSoda

[CSL]

erm

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I nominate CSL because he failed at posting 4 times in a row on this occasion.

[CSL]

BOMB BOMB BOMB BA BA BA BA BA BOMB BA BA BOMB
BOMB BOMB BOMB BA BA BA BA BA BOMB....BOMB BOMB BOMB


There used to be a lack of champions in the WWE.
You became the man inside of meee
BOMBSSSS began and that held people down for three.


But did you know,
That when you go
My eyes become wet and
The hero you are can be seen


BATISTTAAAAA
I have watched you give a bomb to Booker T.
OOOHHHH,
The more I watch of you,
The greater it feels, yeah.
And now that your BOMB is the champ.
All is right with the WWE.

NOW THAT YOUR BOOMMMMMBB is the champ
A happy man you have made out of meeeee


I heart you Batista and now you have to go bomb the Undertakerrrr

[CSL]

I nominate CSL because he failed at posting 4 times in a row on this occasion

ALREADY BEEN NOMINATED BRAH
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[CSL]

Cool King is a bumder because he doesn't like Twitter

[CSL]

Cool King? More like Luke Warm King rittttteeeeeeee

[Ermaximus]

BOMB BOMB BOMB BA BA BA BA BA BOMB BA BA BOMB
BOMB BOMB BOMB BA BA BA BA BA BOMB....BOMB BOMB BOMB


There used to be a lack of champions in the WWE.
You became the man inside of meee
BOMBSSSS began and that held people down for three.


But did you know,
That when you go
My eyes become wet and
The hero you are can be seen


BATISTTAAAAA
I have watched you give a bomb to Booker T.
OOOHHHH,
The more I watch of you,
The greater it feels, yeah.
And now that your BOMB is the champ.
All is right with the WWE.

NOW THAT YOUR BOOMMMMMBB is the champ
A happy man you have made out of meeeee


I heart you Batista and now you have to go bomb the Undertakerrrr


:rofl: @ BATISTABOMBED

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Guys, this could be the most wide open King of the Jobbers tournament in history. Just a quick glance at the current list of nominees and I count at least 13 contestants with a legitimate claim to this title. Truly a sign of the state of the forums.

[whiteyford]

That good or bad?

[PorkSoda]

I'm predicting the winner is either going to be Iop or Clox.

Maybe me, but I can't be worse than Iop!

[whiteyford]

It's a really close call....

[PorkSoda]

You're my third choice, Whitey. After Iop and Clox.

[whiteyford]

I dunno, i'd have to have some kind of psychotic breakdown to sink to the depths you dwell you in.

[PorkSoda]

It's official: People think I have a mental disorder.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I think most people just think you're an idiot.

[whiteyford]

This is news to you?

[PorkSoda]

Yup.

[Razzamajazz]

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[whiteyford]

Razzamajazz for that video.

[VSG]

Guys, this could be the most wide open King of the Jobbers tournament in history. Just a quick glance at the current list of nominees and I count at least 13 contestants with a legitimate claim to this title. Truly a sign of the state of the forums.

I nominate Faggot Supreme for jobbing to his law bar exams.

[Ermaximus]

You're my third choice, Whitey. After Iop and Clox.

From a scientific point of view, your posting has caused several others to either ignore you or completey bash you repeatedly with verbal abuse. As you can see here in the given bar graph, the purple bar represents the percentage of people on TPWW who can tolerate you on a daily basis. The teal colored bar represents the percentage who have you ignored. The red bar represents the percentage that likely wants to slap some common sense into you. The yellow bar simply represents the percentage who don't give a shit. Keep in mind there is a 3% margin of error.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/615811/615811,1285684811,1/stock-vector-colored-bar-graph-showing-evaluation-of-business-61891420.jpg

I nominate Faggot Supreme for jobbing to his law bar exams.

You can't nominate him if he is doesn't exist in the wrestling forum. Your nomination attempt is denied.

[whiteyford]

Ermaximus, bringing scientific fact to retards since 5 mins ago.

[whiteyford]

The graph gives it a feel of legitimacy, kudos sir.

[Ermaximus]

The graph gives it a feel of legitimacy, kudos sir.

Went the extra mile just for you.

[whiteyford]

Pictures make it easier to follow....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Is this the new edgier, more in your face Ermaximus I keep reading about in the magazines?

I like it.

[whiteyford]

He's a man of science now.

[PorkSoda]

Positive repped him for that lecture right there. Nicely done, Max!

[VSG]

You can't nominate him if he is doesn't exist in the wrestling forum. Your nomination attempt is denied.

My thread, my rules. Also, his post this very page disagrees.:foc:

[whiteyford]

VSG see's dead people...well dead to this forum people....you know what I'm getting at.

[whiteyford]

XL for using common sense in the wrestling forum.

[VSG]

Proof?

[whiteyford]

Also find it funny that Punk main eventing Raw (finally) brings in the biggest numbers since 2009 and he's still not going to main event SummerSlam. Love Triple H and all, but c'mon guy. Seriously.

The rating had nothing to do it being the 1000th episode/Cena challenging for the title/the anticipation that something big would happen?

[itsmeJD]

Nice to see my boys Whitey and Ramm in this.....someone is getting led to shitness...or greatness...or whatever emotion you should feel when winning this.

[Swiss Ultimate]

This is a waste of time now, if TNARick doesn't win then this entire thing isn't legit.

[Tazz Dan]

If TNARICK WINS this then the entire thing isn't legit.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Typo.

[Shisen Kopf]

Can we nominate Vicky Venom for this? RIP btw.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Forum members only.

[Heisenberg]

I wouldn't be surprised to see a sock account Ghost Vicky rise from the ashes and haunt our threads with bullshit and cow manure.

[Autobahn]

See the posting careers of our past two winners.

2010 TNA&USA#1 (I actually kind of miss this guy.)
2011 TheAdamEvansFan (Wait a second....)

For some reason I thought HBPunk won it last year? But I must be mistaked.

[Tazz Dan]

Autobahn again for using the word 'mistaked'

[Ermaximus]

Tazz Dan the grammar Nazi and Ermaximus the Bringer of Science. What an odd pairing there.

[whiteyford]

Ermaximus the Bringer of Science.


Should be your business card.

[The Jayman]

It seems this contest needs a little Peep Power

[Ermaximus]

Ermaximus the Bringer of Science.


Should be your business card.

If this were The Big Bang Theory you could be my Leonard Hoffstader, VSG could be my Raj Koothrappali, and Schlomey could be Howard Wolowitz, since he's the only Jew I really know here on TPWW.

[whiteyford]

Shisen is obviously Howard.

[Ultra Mantis]

Throw Damndirty & K.Smoke into the pot.

[Ermaximus]

Shisen is obviously Howard.

Is Shisen Jewish?

[whiteyford]

You didn't know? Thought everyone did.

[Malfeitor]

I thought Shisen and Gertner were one in the same. Am I the only one?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Nah, Gertner may have socks, but Shisen's not a sock.

[Xero]

I want in.

[VSG]

I nominate Xero for jobbing to TPWW :'(

[Xero]

I want to do what's right for business. I've gone away from a while, and now I need to job to regain some good will.

Wrestling Forum's King to Wrestling Forum's Jobber. Don't think anyone's done that in back to back years.

Xero for King of the Jobbers

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/154853_1327236320009_2377961_n.jpg

*Xero didn't feel like finding a current photo so used a two year old one. That's how big of a jobber he is.*

[VSG]

lol oh shit

[PorkSoda]

Yeah, I think Xero should win now.

[whiteyford]

Its about who's terrible not who left us to have a life, you're still a top seed Slappy don't worry.

[Tazz Dan]

itsmeJD for his horrible campaigning during KoTF

[whiteyford]

And forgetting to vote.

[VSG]

Great reasons, done!

[Cool King]

Cool King? More like Luke Warm King rittttteeeeeeee

http://i.imgur.com/25iTe.gif

[VSG]

I nominate Cool King for excessive usage of CM Punk gifs.

[Cool King]

I nominate Cool King for excessive usage of CM Punk gifs.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qbuzPtjy1qiwd8jo2_250.gif

[Gertner]

Shisen and I are the only two posters whose posts are worth reading.

We have the Serious Business vote

[Gertner]

K Smoke. He's fucking terrible.

Plus he's black. Double whammy.

[whiteyford]

Shisen and I are the only two posters whose posts are worth reading.

We have the Serious Business vote

Some of mine are alright:-\

[Gertner]

Your dinosaur makes every post of yours worthwhile

[VSG]

K Smoke. He's fucking terrible.

Plus he's black. Double whammy.

Accepting K Smoke's nomination for the first reason. Nominating you for the 2nd :naughty:

[VSG]

NVM you are already in there :$

[Shisen Kopf]

Is captain Japan DLVH in this? bc he should be.

[whiteyford]

Amazingly not.

[Shisen Kopf]

Well he should be. This is a travesty. Jap rasslin ain't being represented fairly in this shit.

[Volare]

How do you finish a thread 28 times in a row?

[Gertner]

Clox your gf is a fat ugly pig. Nola is a bastard piece ugly baby, and your unborn baby should be shot.

You're worthless piece of shit. Get a job you cocksucking fag.

[Ermaximus]

K Smoke. He's fucking terrible.

Plus he's black. Double whammy.

I'm black and you and Shisen both like me?:-\

[Gertner]

What? You're black? Tell ya what. I'll make you and honourary white person. So therefore, I like you.

All is better now.

[Shisen Kopf]

Hitler made the Japs honorary aryans so there is a precedent.

[Gertner]

Exactly. Think of this as the Grand Wizards giving you a hood.

[Ermaximus]

Kerwin it is! Just another nickname for my TPWW Trophy case. Thanks lads.

[Volare]

Wonder what the feud of the year will be in here.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I nominate taker707 for being a paedo and Taker It Easy because I mistake him for taker707 all the time.

[whiteyford]

Don't hold back...

[VSG]

Added in DLVH84 and taker707

[VSG]

For the record, Ermax is NOT black.

[whiteyford]

Lavel for not posting enough.

[Malfeitor]

I nominate taker707 for being a paedo and Taker It Easy because I mistake him for taker707 all the time.

Doesn't Taker707 need to shut up or something?

I already nominated Taker It Easy. You're welcome. :heart:

[Rammsteinmad]

A good 2/3 of that list aren't really jobbers. Come on TPWW get it sorted.

[Asmo]

Give me a good reason why. Being Indian won't do, Guru Dave has taken that.

Will update the list soon.

Enough Is Enough. And Its Time For A Change.

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[Ermaximus]

For the record, Ermax is NOT black.

How would you know? If I'm not black then you're not Indian.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Keith

[Ermaximus]

Keith

Ok now you're just being silly. This guy is almost a shoe in to win the Best New Poster of 2012 Spammy. What could he have possibly done to you to bequeath him jobber status sir Iggy?

[Tazz Dan]

Ermax again for that post if it was serious.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Getting the numbers up so we can get a solid number of 64, also he's seemed a bit dumb at times. Also Dethklokface is the best new poster, even if he's been here since 2010 apparently.

[The Jayman]

For the record, Ermax is NOT black.

You and your broken records

[Swiss Ultimate]

I nominate taker707 for being a paedo and Taker It Easy because I mistake him for taker707 all the time.

:nono:

Taker707 is not a pedophile. Guy just wants to talk about wrestling. You should throw him a bone.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh shit #1-wwf-fan because I'm feuding with him but I kinda keep forgetting.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

:nono:

Taker707 is not a pedophile. Guy just wants to talk about wrestling. You should throw him a bone.

Dunno what was that thing about when he pasted some cyber sex talk in here by accident. I can't even remember what it was properly, whatever let's just put him in anyway, there's like 30 better posters than him in this already.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Is Hasney already in this? If not, Hasney, for jobbing out TPWW to his real life and abandoning us.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Dunno what was that thing about when he pasted some cyber sex talk in here by accident. I can't even remember what it was properly, whatever let's just put him in anyway, there's like 30 better posters than him in this already.

He was roleplaying and had come-on that he used in chat rooms copied.. Dude thinks the teacher-student sex thing is sexy or something.

Hey may be a jobber though. I dunno. I figured jobber was more than just being a "bad poster". Which is why I went with Ben Johnson.

[Ermaximus]

Ermax again for that post if it was serious.

Then I suppose I'm in this tournament twice then. Much like Iginfest with his three attempts last year. Even with me rigging this bitch in his favor he still lost to AdamEvansFan and HBPunk.

[Nark Order]

I'd like a nomination.

[whiteyford]

You're already in.

[Cool King]

I nominate Lock Jaw, because <s>I haven't nominated anyone yet</s> he never told us he was Hornswoggle.

[VSG]

I'd like a nomination.

Despite your multiple chins and your sweet talking a couple of nights back, you only get in once.

[whiteyford]

That's what she said :shifty:

[Tazz Dan]

Then I suppose I'm in this tournament twice then. Much like Iginfest with his three attempts last year. Even with me rigging this bitch in his favor he still lost to AdamEvansFan and HBPunk.

No way this guy is best new poster. I've seen him post things in Raw threads that make Clox look like ABT!

This is my third nomination got Ermax, maybe he can do what Iggy failed too.

[VSG]

13 more names needed people.

[whiteyford]

Nicky Fives for being Canadian.

[whiteyford]

Skippord for not being Canadian.

[whiteyford]

Pintint for wanting to fuck a unicorn or a dragon or something messed up...ooTin too for some reason TBD.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh shit #1-wwf-fan because I'm feuding with him but I kinda keep forgetting.

OH YEAH.... *sig*

[whiteyford]

Better add Mike Adamle too then...

[#1-norm-fan]

I guess I'll nominate mike adamle on Iginfest's behalf to save him the time.

You're welcome, Iggy! Regal rules, fuck you, additional generic phrases used when people are feuding and such!!!

(Angry smiley or possibly sarcastic happy smiley to signify disdain for my rival.)

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I actually love Regal. Probably a lot more than Goldust, but Goldust was just my pick for that game :(

[Providence Peep]

Nobody nominated me? :(

[whiteyford]

Providence Pete for appearing in this thread and reminding me he existed.

[Providence Peep]

Providence Pete for appearing in this thread and reminding me he existed.

Excellent! Vote Providence Pete for TPWW King of the Jobbers!

[Tazz Dan]

KYR

[Tazz Dan]

McEazy

[Tazz Dan]

Lord Regal :'(

[whiteyford]

davebrawl since we're feuding.

[Tazz Dan]

4.0

[Tazz Dan]

MILFEater or Malfietor or what ever his/her name is.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I see Kane Knight has yet to be nominated and he is sometimes a meanie bo beanie in the wrestling/serious business forum.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I mean I'm just saying if you're looking to fill your quota

[whiteyford]

There's also a rumour he's a bitch :shifty:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Of course, if this was a properly run internet tournament, you wouldn't sacrifice the quality of your competition by looking to fill quotas.

[whiteyford]

Are you insinuating VSG isn't running this right?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I presume VSG does everything wrong until I'm presented with evidence to the contrary.

[whiteyford]

I've just been lawyered...

[#1-norm-fan]

I actually love Regal. Probably a lot more than Goldust, but Goldust was just my pick for that game :(

We used strategery

[VSG]

I presume VSG does everything wrong until I'm presented with evidence to the contrary.

Fantastic lawyer skills there, ol' unibrow!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Guys, just because I used the word "evidence" in my post doesn't mean it's lawyerly.

[VSG]

I accept Skippord because he is gonna win TPWW Survivor again, Providence Peep because he got banned for an alleged $10 bribe, and Kane Knight because he is Kane Knight.

You guys will have to sell me more on the others.

[Tazz Dan]

KYR cause the guy goes away for 12 months and still makes it to the second round of KoTWF, where he then jobbed.

[Malfeitor]

MILFEater or Malfietor or what ever his/her name is.

I'm already nominated, homeboy.

[Tazz Dan]

Can you please just change your name to MILF Eater. That's how I read it every single time. You're like the Paul Finch of TPWW.

[Malfeitor]

Except that I can take a shit in a public place.

[Tazz Dan]

When you say public place I really hope you mean in a rest room. In the park next to the fountain probably isn't the best idea.

[Malfeitor]

I guess it's a good thing I don't live anywhere near a fountain.

But yes, I mean restrooms.

[Tazz Dan]

The correct response to that was ':lol:'

[Tazz Dan]

lol :)

[Malfeitor]

Fight me!

Just kidding.

:love:

[VSG]

KYR accepted.

Also, just announced matchup for Round 1 of KOTJ:


whiteyford vs Porksoda

So much bad blood between the two, there's no way I will leave this to the random generator!

[mhirn3]

First time I've ever been stoked NOT to be nominated.

[VSG]

I nominate you for having a ridiculous outlook towards KotJ.

[Keith]

Getting the numbers up so we can get a solid number of 64, also he's seemed a bit dumb at times.

That's not very nice, sir.

[itsmeJD]

itsmeJD for his horrible campaigning during KoTF

You sir, must have horrible fucking taste in KoTF campaigning. Either that, or your hurt because it worked! BOOYAH! ;)

[Tazz Dan]

Good job fortnight.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Guys, DAMN iNATOR hasn't been nominated yet...

[PorkSoda]

I wouldn't say that there's bad blood between me and Whitey.

[Ermaximus]

I nominate BDC for not posting enough, and Jayman, The for posting even less.