Cool King Presents - A Last Minute Raw Thread

[Volare]

Dear Wade Barrett,

GET THE FUCK BACK SOON DAMMIT!

Your Friends
The IWC

[Cool King]

Hey guys!

SIXTEEN!

[Keith]

WWE is definitely overdoing the Twitter thing.

[Volare]

Ya think?

[Keith]

Those Doritos Locos Tacos are terrible.

[Cool King]

Ya think?

#Yes

:shifty:

[Damndirty]

This Raw's been kinda "meh" compared to the last few weeks.

[#1-norm-fan]

This'll be Ziggler's first Luchas de Apuestas.

This is Jericho's fifth.

Didn't Ziggler lose a "Loser leaves Smackdown" match against Edge?

[Poit]

This could be a potential double turn - Vickie betrays Dolph to help her new client, Jericho.

[Keith]

They never went this crazy over Facebook.

It was never like "OMG! Shawn Michaels ignored a Friend Request from Triple H, I wonder if all is right in DX!"

"We were going through Michelle McCool's Friend List, and it appears she has deleted Layla!"

"CM Punk 'liked' John Cena's sad status, in a clear act of provocation!"

[MisterLee]

Ziggles vs Y2J at Summerslam was the best match to me..this'll be a good match up..sad to see Y2J leave though. One of the best!

[Poit]

Didn't Ziggler lose a "Loser leaves Smackdown" match against Edge?

No, Vickie did.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DDP Ribs.

[Emperor Smeat]

Well if this really is Jericho's last night, at least he brought the blinky jacket with him tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Didn't Ziggler lose a "Loser leaves Smackdown" match against Edge?

He was fired for attacking Teddy long after losing the belt to Edge/

[MisterLee]

Is it just me or did I see Jericho kind of tear at his entrance?

[Poit]

It'd be hilarious if Vickie slapped someone to cause a DQ.

[Damndirty]

I wanna have Vicky deepthroat my dick, maybe that'll shut that bitch up!

[Wake Up Call]

Nothing like watchin a match for free, that people paid to see yesterday!

[MisterLee]

Nothing like watchin a match for free, that people paid to see yesterday!


Yesterday's match was much more dope..plus no commercials. LOL

[Damndirty]

Nothing like watchin a match for free, that people paid to see yesterday!

Vince is one of the best scammers alive!

[Heisenberg]

Nothing like watchin a match for free, that people paid to see yesterday!

I'd watch them perform every RAW and PPV

Way better than the WHC picture of Sheamus and ADR.

[Cool King]

Is there any real reason why she's the "Social Media Ambassador" tonight?

Nothing she's associated with has been plugged tonight. All she's doing is "Tweeting". :-\

[MisterLee]

yeah shes pointless.

[Damndirty]

It's over!

[Damndirty]

We love you Y2J!

[MisterLee]

Not a shocker. The PPV match was much better = D

AJ is officially a #HEEL.

[Volare]

THANK YOU GOD!! Thanks Y2J but YES ZIGGLER!

[Cool King]

I look forward to seeing Jericho and the other members of Fozzy in November now. :y:

[Heisenberg]

Fuckin crowd sucks tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Blah. Saw it coming and I still hate it.

[Keith]

LOL they're booing Jericho now?

'The fuck?

[Corndad]

Thought for sure they were gonna shake hands there

[Volare]

What Face Turn??

[#1-norm-fan]

Really thought Ziggler was about to shake hands with Ziggler and hand him the case.

[Keith]

Jericho has no chest.

[Savio]

Some nudity?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ur gonna die charlie!-Desmond.

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe that sets up Ziggler holding the title when Jericho returns in 5 months or so and the two of them facing for the WHC at WrestleMania?

It would be a great build.

[Cool King]

Like most people, I also thought Jericho was going to shake Ziggler's hand.

[Volare]

So, Big Show runs in again yay or nay?

[Cool King]

That trailer for The Day just reminds me of 28 Days Later. Even the music sounds similar.

[MisterLee]

Yeah I thought he was going to shake his hand too but Jericho had to keep his image of being unpredictable..Y2J is and always will be amazing.

[MisterLee]

CM Punk is going to make Cena kiss his feet.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Even though I'm only expecting him to be gone 4-5 months...I'll miss Jericho.</font> :(

[Keith]

I hope Jericho isn't gone until the Rumble. He'll be missed, you watch.

[Innovator]

Still rocking the Hitman omage.

[Cool King]

The stipulation will be something like "if Cena loses, he doesn't get another WWE Title shot for as long as Punk is champion".

Or, it sounds far-fetched, but it could be if Cena loses, Punk is allowed to change the belt?

Afterall, the current design is known as being "Cena's belt" as he was the one who introduced it. Punk being this guy who's all about respect and is a "nice guy" all that, would want Cena's permission first, before changing it.

[#1-norm-fan]

AJ is officially a #HEEL.

... Why??

[el bobbo]

#PIPEBOMB

[Corndad]

Preach it Punk

[Volare]

Oh shit here we go!

[Keith]

CM Punk sporting the Bret Hart gear and the Harley Race/Triple H beard.

[Keith]

"Kiss my ass, John! Kiss it!"

[Savio]

Longer than 9 months

[el bobbo]

Cena sounds like a real person right now... almost.

[Savio]

Tensai!

[Emperor Smeat]

Cena really likes to make things a lot harder than they should be.

All he has to say is a stupid phrase just to make Punk happy and get his shot. Then theoretically beat Punk and prove how stupid the phrase was.

[Savio]

Choose Brock he is bigger than Cena.

[Keith]

LOL what the fuck?

[Corndad]

Is Lawler getting a shot???

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. I really thought he was gonna turn around and say "Jerry Lawler... Congratulations. You are facing me for the WWE Title at Night of Champions."

[Keith]

This kinda channels 2001 when Steve Austin turned heel and beat up Jim Ross in the ring during an interview.

[wolfman]

and heel turn

[Poit]

And there we go.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is THAT enough to stop all the people still trying to say Punk isn't a heel?

[Keith]

Is Lawler getting a shot???

He got a shot alright.

A head shot.

[Poit]

Lawler: Yes, Punk, strike me down, and your journey to the dark side shall be complete!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HOW DARE THEY PUT THE ROCK/CENA THING UP RIGHT AFTER THAT? FUCK YOU WWE!

[Savio]

Is THAT enough to stop all the people still trying to say Punk isn't a heel?
You never go full heel!

[Keith]

Is THAT enough to stop all the people still trying to say Punk isn't a heel?

Now he's a full-fledged heel.

Did it in his Bret Hart gear, too.

Awesomeness.

[Damndirty]

Is THAT enough to stop all the people still trying to say Punk isn't a heel?

Eh, fuck Lawler!

[Savio]

This GI joe is retarded no organization would ever sign off on that war head.

[Damndirty]

Honestly, thought the last few minutes of Raw gotta kinda snoozy until Lawler got kicked. Does this make me less a wrestling fan?

[MisterLee]

That makes CM Punk an even further face in my opinion..Lawler sucks at commentating and that's what he gets for it. lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lawler's had that coming for a long time. That face loving propaganda machine. Let's Go Ziggler chants weren't just Vickie.

[Savio]

Eh, fuck Lawler!
Yeah infact i would say punk had a face turn tonight.

[Keith]

LOL can you imagine if Jerry Lawler was the one who all of a sudden turned heel?

[Damndirty]

Lawler is good at being an annoying heel, and good at being an annoying face that noone cares for. Love the guy outside of commentating, though.

[el bobbo]

I actually enjoyed most of this Raw. Chock it up to a good PPV the night before, or chock it up to the fact I was drinking and making stuff in Photoshop for 3 hour and 15 minutes...

Nonetheless, it was entertaining.

[Cool King]

Punk did have a point about Lawler being a "Propaganda Machine".

http://i.imgur.com/WF2aS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zbeC7.jpg

[Damndirty]

Lawler is under the impression that he is the WWE Universe. Totally the Joseph Goebbels of wrestling!

[Lock Jaw]

CM Punk should have announced the #1 Contender to be El Dandy.

[Keith]

It's crazy WWE won't have JR weekly, yet Jerry Lawler has stuck around so many years.

Vince must respect him or something. But I really think his time is up.

His time has been up for quite a while, actually.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Loved that Chris Jericho storyline wise was just fired FOREVER. One of the greatest in the history of the industry will never be on WWE tv ever again.

So naturally they sell the seriousness of the situation by having Cole and King put over a fucking movie trailer.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Also somebody else brought up showing the Rock and Cena match ad right after Punk kicked Lawler.

Like just an ounce of foresight would tell even the dimmest person those are bad ideas.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Unless they use the ad next week in Punk's story.

The Jericho thing irks me though.

[Keith]

Yeah, Triple H gets a tribute of still pictures, and Jericho gets a movie promo as he's walking up the ramp.

We're never going to see Chris Jericho wrestle again, since he's been fired by the WWE, and this is how he gets to go out.

Thanks for nothing, WWE.

[Team Sheep]

Loved that Chris Jericho storyline wise was just fired FOREVER. One of the greatest in the history of the industry will never be on WWE tv ever again.

So naturally they sell the seriousness of the situation by having Cole and King put over a fucking movie trailer.

That whole Jericho stuff was stupid. "Hey well done you won last night at Summerslam. Your career is on the line tonight." They could have just done an injury angle or something instead of having one of their top guys "fired forever" and then have nobody give a fuck.

[Lock Jaw]

Loved that Chris Jericho storyline wise was just fired FOREVER. One of the greatest in the history of the industry will never be on WWE tv ever again.

So naturally they sell the seriousness of the situation by having Cole and King put over a fucking movie trailer.

Yeah. I have a feeling the guys in the production truck realized it. Cole threw to the trailer, but then it was like "Wait guys.... this seems to be really emotional or something. Let's stay on Jericho a bit longer............................................ Ok. Now roll the trailer or otherwise the throw was too long ago."

[Lock Jaw]

How many times has Jericho been fired on RAW now? I think he's had a few "fired from WWE" and then a few "Fired from RAW (Go directly to Smackdown)" matches. Automatically loses them all.

[Droford]

The gig with Jericho is we all know he'll be back. Just like the last 352 times he was "fired"

[Droford]

Oh, and did anyone think punk would name lawler #1...aj next week would dsrve which pisses lawler off..blah blah blah..

[Keith]

The gig with Jericho is we all know he'll be back. Just like the last 352 times he was "fired"

Jericho won't be back. His contract was terminated, brah.

And Brock Lesnar quit. And he said he will never return.

[Damndirty]

I really like Punk to be like this. I think his next full face turn, if given time (no instant turn), he will skyrocket to popularity to the height he's been wanting.

[#1-norm-fan]

They should have gone with an injury angle. The casual waste of the moment after he lost though was indeed abysmal.

[Lock Jaw]

Killer promo by Cena tonight. Kind of "schooled" Punk.

[Emperor Smeat]

Its not that surprising considering any time Jericho's been fired or leaves, it ends up with him loosing and then something occurring like being dragged out of the ring or simply ignored. I think the only time he got an actual moment was the last time he was on tv before his recent run.

Also seems really bad considering earlier in the night Triple H got a nice farewell moment even if he wasn't on tv or the several times Cena has made farewell moments in the past two years only to reappear the following week.

[Damndirty]

All I can say is that I wasn't impressed with Raw tonight, which is bad considering it came right after a PPV. I used to never be unimpressed back in my first days watching it. Now it gives me a headache trying to make sense of the buffoonery. I'm gonna try and give TNA some support and hope they can be a good alternative (and that's alot I'd have to be hoping for with them).

[Fignuts]

Anyone who thinks that was jerichos last match ever needs their head examined. H doesnt need a huge goodbye moment for another fozzy break. If jericho retires hes having his last match at mania.

[Fignuts]

Killer promo by Cena tonight. Kind of "schooled" Punk.

The best part about this angle is that feuding with punk always brings the best out in cena both in ring and on the mic.

[#1-norm-fan]

Anyone who thinks that was jerichos last match ever needs their head examined. H doesnt need a huge goodbye moment for another fozzy break. If jericho retires hes having his last match at mania.

I think people were speaking in sarcastic/kayfabe terms as far as "Jericho's last match ever". Kayfabe-wise Jericho coming off a big win at SummerSlam and then the next night his career with WWE is over just like that is a HUGE deal and it was treated like he'll just be back next week. It was a waste. If you're gonna go with the fired angle to write him off, why wouldn't you milk it for drama? Even a little bit?

[Cool King]

I don't get why Jericho's contract had to be on the line.

Why not just explain his absence with an injury. He's already got taped up ribs.

Ziggler could have wanted a rematch to prove that SummerSlam was a fluke. During the match, Ziggler could have really worked on the ribs and Jericho is pretty much defeated. Ziggler attempts to hit Jericho with the briefcase when the ref is occupied with Vickie, but Jericho ducks and rolls Ziggler up for the win.

Ziggler is absolutely pissed and attacks Jericho as the ref raises his arm. Then Ziggler just kicks the living shit out of Jericho around ringside, focusing mainly on his ribs. Finally, he hits Jericho with a ZigZag, but on a steel chair. Ziggler walks away proclaiming to be great and so on. His usual stuff. Both Ziggler and Vickie leave with a chorus of boos as Jericho receives urgent medical attention.

Ziggler looks like a badass and a threat to the World Heavyweight Champion, especially when he's pissed off, and Jericho has an explanation for taking a long time off. It could also lead to a Ziggler/Jericho match for the World Heavyweight Championship somewhere down the line, when Jericho makes a surprise return.

[Shisen Kopf]

I rank this Raw 589/1003

[Innovator]

CM Punk ‏@CMPunk
I did it for Andy Kaufman.

[Cool King]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84ytiLLJ21r0mo8bo1_1280.jpg

[Cool King]

I didn't make that, by the way.

[Big Vic]

Instead of the stupid idea of having AJ make the stip they could have just had y2j and zig talking trash and make it themselves. It would make sense because THEY would have made this match the real big one. There was no reason for AJ to say "oh yeah Chris if you lose tonight your fired".

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kaitlyn has music? Alright

Yep, and it's called "Spin the Bottle"...
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Also, wish we could've seen a little bit more of an exuberant celebration out of Kaitlyn considering it's her first ever shot at the title. Maybe if she actually wins it at NoC (OK, so they haven't said that's when it's taking place, but, yeah...it is.), we'll see a better celebration.

[Volare]

I'm not high just for the record.


The divas battle royal wasn't that bad.

[MisterLee]

I'm not high just for the record.


The divas battle royal wasn't that bad.

http://hotpopjunk.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/wwe111.png

[Big Vic]

worst battle royal ever.

[#1-norm-fan]

CM Punk ‏@CMPunk
I did it for Andy Kaufman.

Fuck... NOW he's a face.

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://hotpopjunk.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/wwe111.png

Tell me I'll never have to hear Booker's annoying voice again...that I could "dig"...

[Fignuts]

Racist

[DAMN iNATOR]

No, not at all. His voice is very grating on the ears. He's always so loud and gravelly, and he used to say unfunny things like:

"With the greatest of ease!"
"Awwwwwwwwww, man!"
"Whu duh hail?!"
"This redicilus"

and so on. I'm all for his run as GM but he should keep the speaking parts to a minimum.

[Gertner]

Raw was pretty great

Best Cena promo I've seen in a long time. Made Punk look like the second rate douche shitty draw that he is.

Ryback pretty much made raw 10/10

[Flash Funk]

Would have been cooler for Jericho to win and take the MITB briefcase, only to be brutalized by Ziggler afterwards (maybe the Austin ankle chair bit). Then Ziggler wins the World Title on his own at TLC in a grueling 4 way ladder match, only for Jericho to return and cash in on Dolph.

[MisterLee]

Would have been cooler for Jericho to win and take the MITB briefcase, only to be brutalized by Ziggler afterwards (maybe the Austin ankle chair bit). Then Ziggler wins the World Title on his own at TLC in a grueling 4 way ladder match, only for Jericho to return and cash in on Dolph.

Yes. One can always dream. lol

[MisterLee]

No, not at all. His voice is very grating on the ears. He's always so loud and gravelly, and he used to say unfunny things like:

"With the greatest of ease!"
"Awwwwwwwwww, man!"
"Whu duh hail?!"
"This redicilus"

and so on. I'm all for his run as GM but he should keep the speaking parts to a minimum.

you trippin dawg..his commentating is funny as hell