Ermaximus presents a Shisen Production: 10-01-12 Raw Thread, RYBACK Will Rule You or Punk is the Main Course!

[Ermaximus]

Raw Thread for tonight. This one is for Shisen.

[DAMN iNATOR]

If I had started this thread tonight, it would be called "ROSS IS WAR".

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[Ermaximus]

Then why did you wait to create the thread?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If this is a Shisen production I believe you should capitalise RYBACK in the title, Ermaximus.

[Innovator]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4Jd-3cCUAENNWe.jpg

[Ermaximus]

If this is a Shisen production I believe you should capitalise RYBACK in the title, Ermaximus.

Fixed mate!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4Jd-3cCUAENNWe.jpg

Is that Kaitlyn there?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Then why did you wait to create the thread?

Lost track of time...was gonna post one about 4, but got caught up in other stuff instead. :-\

[Gertner]

I hope RYBACK squashes that vanilla midget tonight. The rating would probably beat MNF.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, RAW always beats MNF...

[Lock Jaw]

Apparently there is going to be a DEBATE between Big Show and Sheamus on the show! Oh man! Can't wait!

[Ermaximus]

Fuck Obama vs. Romney we get Big Show vs. Sheamus! So which one is the elephant and which one is the ass?

[Lock Jaw]

*Arse

[Cool King]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4Jd-3cCUAENNWe.jpg

Is that an upcoming WWE Dolph Ziggler shirt?

If it is, then I'm buying it.

[Nicky Fives]

definitely Kaitlyn

[ClockShot]

I'll be in at the start for this. Rather sick right now and I'm planning on going to bed early tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

At least he isn't stealing people's lunch.

[Corndad]

That New Dolph shirt is all kinds of Epic. Curious where they will go to keep Punk busy through this no Cena period and if it really is Ryback

[Schlomey]

Schlomey coming to u live via iPad from 15th floor ocean side. Holla Holla. Missed last week and I'm on my honeymoon.....lets get this party started.

[Savio]

Nicely edited in cheers

[el bobbo]

Cards need to clinch this god damn second Wild Card tonight.

[GD]

Which is CM Punk sporting a hoodie?

[Schlomey]

Hey savior hope ur well

[GD]

Today is the night where Jack Swagger achieves super stardom.

[Schlomey]

Hope ur rite guru Dave. Hope ur rite.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Someone please tell @<a href="https://twitter.com/cmpunk">cmpunk</a> we're in Oklahoma and the words he's using are too big for this crowd <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/252922900053630977" data-datetime="2012-10-02T00:08:13+00:00">October 2, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Speaking of Oklahoma since its JR Appreciation Night, I wonder if Vince will have 1 joke done at the expense of JR even with King being out.

[#1-norm-fan]

Foley has said derogatory things to all those people sans Cena.

[GD]

I don't get the hoodie.

[GD]

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. No mention of Ryback...

I wonder if AJ is gonna get Punk to accept Cena's challenge by telling him if he won't face Cena he will have to face Ryback.

[ClockShot]

Ha. Goofed on the music.

[Cool King]

lol Heyman.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman

[Schlomey]

He looks like the lil guy from mike Tyson's punch out in between fights while running with the guy in pink on the bike

[Cool King]

I would much rather have Heyman as GM than AJ.

[#1-norm-fan]

WOW, they actually brought something up that happened multiple weeks ago.

Kudos, WWE. Someone kicked a writer in the head and a memory occurred.

[ClockShot]

Pauly for GM?

I'm all for it. LET'S GO!

[Cool King]

What a fantastic T-Shirt Dolph has.

[Ermaximus]

He looks like the lil guy from mike Tyson's punch out in between fights while running with the guy in pink on the bike

Lil Mac?

[ClockShot]

Was that really 2 months ago? Damn the year's going by fast.

Yes, I know today is the first day of October.

[GD]

I would love to see Paul Heyman run RAW.

[Savio]

I am doing well

[Cool King]

I would like to see Co-GM's.

[ClockShot]

Whoever does AJ's wardrobe needs to be fired.

[#1-norm-fan]

Not my favorite AJ outfit.

[ClockShot]

Shouldn't say that. Linda is pro-jobs.

[Schlomey]

Lil Mac?

Lil Mac yes

[GD]

"I am like, oh my God! Seriously"

[GD]

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

[Schlomey]

D bry!!!!

[Cool King]

YES!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol What?

[el bobbo]

YES!!!

[GD]

Nevermind.

[#1-norm-fan]

"STOP IT! I JUST CAME OUT HERE TO APOLOGIZE! STOP IT!"

[Schlomey]

Hug it out guys

[#1-norm-fan]

Sooooo... Bryan is still a heel.

[GD]

I want to have a beard like Daniel Bryan.

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk and Ziggler vs Kane and Bryan main event.

[GD]

Here is our main event for tonight, Dolph Ziggler & CM Punk versus Team Hell No.

[Cool King]

Kane & Bryan vs Punk & Ziggler.

[Schlomey]

What a cluster fuck of an opening segment

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus, I don't know who's a heel now.

[Tom Guycott]

Way to twirl your mustache, Snidely Whiplash.

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk and Ziggler vs Kane and Bryan main event.

YES!

Here is our main event for tonight, Dolph Ziggler & CM Punk versus Team Hell No.

YES!

Kane & Bryan vs Punk & Ziggler.

YES!

[Gertner]

Heyman as GM would rule. He doesn't add anything to Punk whatsoever and AJ is terrible.

[GD]

LOL WTF :rofl:

[DirtyD]

So Kane agrees Daniel Bryan has a great beard

[#1-norm-fan]

Team HEEL No is more like it!

[Emperor Smeat]

:rofl: they all are holding up their belts/cases

[Cool King]

Loved Kane shoving Ziggler out the way.

[Road Warrior]

Way to twirl your mustache, Snidely Whiplash.

:lol:

[Schlomey]

Shocking announcement

[Tom Guycott]

You mean The Brothers of Dysfunction, dear.

[Schlomey]

Heading out for a cigar on the patio. I'll be back.

[el bobbo]

A debate featuring 3 people who can barely speak English.

[Cool King]

I like the Tag-Team masks.

[Cool King]

I didn't think it was possible for a recent Tag-Team name to be worse than "Air Boom", but "Team Hell No" has done it.

[Tom Guycott]

I like the Tag-Team masks.

Wonder if they're also gonna mash up themes as well.

[Cool King]

This Tag Match should be a good one.

[Tom Guycott]

Jim Ross: "You know one of the things I like about this tournament..."
:camera shows Rosa Mendez:

[PorkSoda]

Join the TPWW chat, guys.

[GD]

I tuned in to watch the Prime Time Players.

[Schlomey]

Join the TPWW chat, guys.

I want to but I dunno if I can on the ipad

[PorkSoda]

You can.

[Schlomey]

Mind linking me?

[ClockShot]

More camera on Rosa, please.

[PorkSoda]

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=109788&highlight=tpww+chat

[GD]

This was a very decent tag team match.

[Tom Guycott]

asks people to join chat
http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=396&dateline=1341165551&type=thumb
doesn't provide link


Unless you just excluded me on purpose. :(

[Tom Guycott]

Aw, shit. After I did all that work, there it is.

[Fignuts]

that ring gear is the shiznit!

AMERICA

[Emperor Smeat]

Even though the tag division is mostly just a bunch of guys randomly paired together, 8 teams along with Bryan/Kane and Ascension is pretty great for depth. WWE just needs to put more effort and focus for the tag division to easily be rebuilt again.

[Schlomey]

iPad does not support adobe flash player :(

[PorkSoda]

asks people to join chat
http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=396&dateline=1341165551&type=thumb
doesn't provide link


Unless you just excluded me on purpose. :(

You just meme'd me.

[GD]

Nobody is dicussing RAW in the chat room.

[Fignuts]

I really like the Rey/Sin Cara tag team.

[Savio]

Who just got pinned?

[ClockShot]

Is Sheamus' accent fake?

What are the terms of Big Show's "iron clad contract"?

WHAT THE HELL?!

Was beating Daniel Bryan in less than 20 seconds at Wrestlemania your idea?

How do you lose to a guy like Floyd Mayweather?

BIZNUSS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!



Someone sends those for me.

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>This is your chance to ask Sheamus where he stands on tort reform or find out how Big Show would improve relations with Europe <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/252930985841262592" data-datetime="2012-10-02T00:40:20+00:00">October 2, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

"Sheamus, why are you so shit? arsearsearsearse"

[el bobbo]

"Sheamus, why are you so shit? arsearsearsearse"

#arsearsearsearse

[ClockShot]

Funky got his girl back. But for how long?

Place some bets?

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Antonio.

[ClockShot]

I DON'T NEED A FOREIGN LANGUAGE LESSON, LINDA!

I WANT BRA & PANTIES MATCHES IF YOU WANT MY VOTE!

[ClockShot]

Wow, really?

[Cool King]

I liked that.

Cesaro looked good. :y:

[Cool King]

Kaitlyn should put her socks on more often. :shifty:

[Fignuts]

lol yeah cesaro

[ClockShot]

That's totally a Jack Nicholson look alike.

I wonder if he does birthday parties?

[Cool King]

AJ looks like a pig when she laughs.

[Tom Guycott]

Oh, look, Katlyn. Fun fact: you know her real name is Celiste Bonin? I'm going to make a joke of some sort about *bonin'* her now like it has never been made on these forums ever.

[PorkSoda]

The people in the TPWW chat have NO IDEA how to have a conversation.

[Cool King]

That's totally a Jack Nicholson look alike.

I wonder if he does birthday parties?

The guy reminded me of Chavo Guerrero, Sr.

[Innovator]

I want to slap whoever didnt want AJ in shorts

[ClockShot]

Miz vs. Ryder.

This has potential to be good.

[Cool King]

Autumn must be the season for new T-shirts.

[el bobbo]

Larry King Live is the social media ambassador.

[Cool King]

I don't know about Ryder's shirt, but Miz's shirt seems ok.

[ClockShot]

Larry King is the "social media ambassador" tonight.

Now this is just comical.

Watch, he's gonna announce via twitter that he's getting divorced for like the 8th time.

[Rollermacka]

Does anybody else really wanna see Ryder fed to Ryback?

[Cool King]

My stream is making Ryder's sunglasses on his trunks look like a pixelated penis.

[Emperor Smeat]

This is either going to be hilarious or a train wreck in the making.

[Cool King]

I really hope that the Twitter names of the people who sent questions don't get mentioned.

It'll feel really "Saturday Morning Television" to me.

[Rollermacka]

Kaitlyn should put her socks on more often. :shifty:

I always figured there's alittle bit of Snitsky in all of us :naughty:

Side note, I actually met Snitsky a few months ago at an indy show. He a really nice guy, soft spoken and he is HUGE (I'm not a little fella, but I was outsized in both height and muscle)

[Tom Guycott]

This will not top Nowistski/Steiner.

[Schlomey]

Wtf am I watching

[ClockShot]

Awwww. Nice pink ribbon pin, Show.

[Cool King]

Let's see if Sheamus says the following:

* Arse
* Crazy story about a "family member"

[Tom Guycott]

... and Show should have dropped the mic and left.

[Schlomey]

Seamus the Irish Indian.

[Schlomey]

Big show: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you....you're cool. I'm out.

[ClockShot]

Tom Roscoe is actually an employee in back. Right?

[Schlomey]

I smell fantastic ....best argument in wrestling ever.

[Tom Guycott]

tshirt:

BIG SHOW: I SMELL FANTASTIC!

[Innovator]

What is this

[ClockShot]

Cheapest..............podiums................ever.

[Schlomey]

Lol set and segment falls apart at the same time

[Cool King]

Let's see if Sheamus says the following:

* Arse
<s>* Crazy story about a "family member"</s>

[ClockShot]

Just fucking fight already!

[Road Warrior]

Tom Roscoe is actually an employee in back. Right?

Checked his Twitter account, looks surprisingly legit.

[Schlomey]

Poor poor segment that only could have been saved if big show pulled a jimmy Fallon and broke out in laughter.

[Cool King]

Big Show was the best part of that.

[Cool King]

tshirt:

BIG SHOW: I SMELL FANTASTIC!

I would buy it.

[ClockShot]

That a totally a warm-up for Linda. Her debate is this weekend I think.

I hope she was taking notes.

[Savio]

Hate how every heel is the same damn person.

[el bobbo]

Oh no! It's Tensai!!!!

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, how would you feel if Ryback lost to Tensi here?

[ClockShot]

Tensai again?

Was no one else available to feed to Ryback?

[ClockShot]

Where's my boy Sakamoto?

[Fignuts]

How you gonna do my boy tensai like this again?

[Tom Guycott]

So, Tensai being fed to Ryback for a throwaway match instead of building this into something?

[Fignuts]

aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

[ClockShot]

Plan B.

[Tom Guycott]

OOPS!

[Fignuts]

Wonder if Tensai sandbagged him.

I would.

[Savio]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Savio]

Tensai TeaBagged him

[Rollermacka]

lmao at Tensai sandbagging Ryback

[Emperor Smeat]

Well I guess there really is a limit to how much Ryback can lift.

The equivalent might be about 3-4 skinny indie guys.

[McLegend]

That's not good for Ryback.

[Eklipse]

Tensai overfed Ryback! Hah!

[Savio]

Ryback bit off more than he can chew, feed him less.

[CSL]

capital S capital ANDBAG

[Eklipse]

Ugh....why do they keep Miz around?

[ClockShot]

Too early to be pushing christmas on me, WWE.

Try to sell me a Mysterio mask for Halloween.

[Innovator]

At least they audibled to the LARIAT

[Tom Guycott]

Why do we assume Tensai was sandbagging?

Maybe he just couldn't lift the guy. Totally possible.

[McLegend]

Has Ryback gotten A-Train up before?

[Rollermacka]

God, I know how much that sucks. I got sandbagged twice by the same guy last Sunday... so his chest was purple by the end of the night

[Road Warrior]

Has Ryback gotten A-Train up before?

on smackdown, last week I think

[Road Warrior]

How long now before Tensai is future endeavored ?

[CSL]

Why do we assume Tensai was sandbagging?

Maybe he just couldn't lift the guy. Totally possible.

guy is like 350lbs tops, if he goes up for him, there's no way Ryback has problems lifting him

[Fignuts]

I am gonna miss Beth so bad.

[Cool King]

Beth. :heart:

[Rollermacka]

Ok, so there's a Divas match right after the Breast Cancer announcement... there's a joke there. Somebody help me out

[Fignuts]

Fuck yeah, she's got Buffalo Sabres tights.

[ClockShot]

Beth with the tweaked Sabers logo, nice.

[Fignuts]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Cool King]

Eh?

[Schlomey]

Tonight's raw is chock full of awkward moments

[CSL]

Barrett should speak with a proper Lancashire accent

[Fignuts]

hate eve forever

[Rollermacka]

I don't think he was intimidated... I think the was slightly aroused :naughty:

[Fignuts]

I know I was aroused.

[Fignuts]

Which reminds me, why is AJ wearing pants again?

Terrible.

[Tom Guycott]

Ok, so there's a Divas match right after the Breast Cancer announcement... there's a joke there. Somebody help me out

Yeah, I audibly laughed at that as well.

[Dukelorange]

Just got of work... Did Zack Ryder appear on Raw yet?

[ClockShot]

He has come and gone.

[Fignuts]

Yeah, squashed by Miz.

[Schlomey]

Yes

[Cool King]

"Kilimanjay-ro"

[Schlomey]

Poor drew Mac :(

[Fignuts]

lol job squad

[Cool King]

The fuck is Slater wearing?

[Schlomey]

Crowd is DEAD

[Cool King]

They're jobbers. That's what they have in common.

[Fignuts]

Fuck the haters.

Love Santino.

[CSL]

The fuck is Slater wearing?

seamstress probs had some spare Melina tights left over

[Schlomey]

Ya know what move I miss....Owen harts spinning heel kick

[Cool King]

Slater's attire reminds of Spike Dudley's.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/SpikeDudley_in_Australia_cropped.jpg/220px-SpikeDudley_in_Australia_cropped.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

Firstly, Jinder sticks out. Needs to ditch the drop the "instant heel heat" garb and go back to suits. They'd look less "thrown together" that way.

[ClockShot]

Santino botched the kick-up.

If we had a drinking game going, we'd be drunk by now.

[Fignuts]

lol the kip up

[ClockShot]

We're The Band.

[CSL]

Firstly, Jinder sticks out. Needs to ditch the drop the "instant heel heat" garb and go back to suits. They'd look less "thrown together" that way.

I'm not sure they're supposed to look like Evolution or anything rn

[GD]

I am loving the Slater - McIntyre - Mahal collaboration.

[CSL]

Santino botched the kick-up.

that was intentional

[Fignuts]

Santino botched the kick-up.



Pretty sure that was intentional.

[Schlomey]

Drew Mac likes honky tonk

[Fignuts]

fuck you csl, come at me bro

[CSL]

lol the fact Slater does the worst air guitar ever just adds to it

[Fignuts]

also lol at ROCK HIS FACE

[Savio]

I don't like Muhammad Hassans new gimmick

[CSL]

fuck you csl, come at me bro

I'm a one man banddddddddddddd babayyyyyyyyyyy!

[Tom Guycott]

So, the One Man Band has assembled a 3 Man World Tour?

[Fignuts]

wait Axe is called Lynx in the uk?

[Cool King]

that was intentional

I remember one time during Raw, Sylvain Grenier intentionally botched the kip-up but a lot of people thought it was a legit botch.

[Cool King]

wait Axe is called Lynx in the uk?

Yeah.

[Fignuts]

I want a heel social ambassador.

[CSL]

wait Axe is called Lynx in the uk?

yup

I was all "wait Lynx is called Axe in the US?" when I found out too

[ClockShot]

Rhodes Scholars. I like it.

[BizarroKing]

Hey everyone that was my twitter question!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23SheamusShow">#SheamusShow</a> who has the more dangerous move? the Brogue Kick or the W.M.D?</p>&mdash; Sean O'Donnell (@SeanOZone) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanOZone/status/252874869027508224" data-datetime="2012-10-01T20:57:21+00:00">October 1, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Fignuts]

Damn they're beating the shit out of each other.

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, I was half watching the game and flipping back to Raw. Has this match been as good as it's seemed?

[ClockShot]

Good match, yes. But the crowd is dead quiet.

[#1-norm-fan]

Good match, yes. But the crowd is dead quiet.

Oh. That sucks. I'm watching without sound and am imagining crowd noise.

[Fignuts]

Awesome match. Even more awesome finish.

[#1-norm-fan]

Match seemed crazy long for a Raw match though and everytime I was watching there was no downtime. They were going at it.

[Corndad]

Sandow will be a Champion within a few years.

[Tom Guycott]

Well, let's see how Vince embarasses him THIS time...

[Keith]

Please don't let this turn sour. Let JR have a good showing tonight.

PLEASE.

[Rock Bottom]

waiting to see CM Punk demand respect from JR

[Corndad]

Glad they are showing this Live. I know wont happen but Stone Cold showing up for this would be amazing.

[Cool King]

So JR walked to the back, only to come out again?

[Keith]

Well, never mind.

[ClockShot]

Good call, Rock Bottom.

[Corndad]

Well so much for that lol

[Rock Bottom]

Good call, Rock Bottom.

you can see this shit coming miles away nowdays

[Rock Bottom]

guess im calling JR with a lead pipe too, im all in

[Keith]

Please don't have CM Punk kick JR when he turns around.

[ClockShot]

Sounds simple enough, but JR ain't gonna do it.

[Corndad]

Poor JR. Always used for the Cheap Heel Heat lol

[CSL]

Punk is infinitely more interesting "in his element"/when he's really "having fun"/doing his thing. Fair play to him for putting himself in this spot

[ClockShot]

Break the glass.........please?

[Rock Bottom]

is rock comin out (plz)

[Fignuts]

My stream is kaput. need a new one

[wolfman]

oh how i wish JR was on raw full time again

[CSL]

it's not zipped all the way up Punkster

[ClockShot]

There's the Thunder reference.