Autobahn presents: TNA Bound For Glory thread - now with 87% more Joey Ryan

[Supreme Olajuwon]

that's what she said

[Supreme Olajuwon]

eh

[screech]

Haha

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You know that's right.

[screech]

You don't have to read it, brah

[Tazz Dan]

Might order this to watch when I get home tonight, sounds like an ok show and I want to see the Hardy victory. Be good to see where things go from here, I imagine Hardy/AA would have good chemistry in the ring.

[DLVH84]

I thought Devon was headed to WWE. Well, at least TNA began to recorrect their mistakes by bringing him and Velvet Sky back.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

damn, the longest TNA thread is 579 replies

[Supreme Olajuwon]

didnt even get close

[Supreme Olajuwon]

of course I could just delete that thread

[screech]

We could keep posting here

[Supreme Olajuwon]

oh yeah

[Supreme Olajuwon]

thats why I like you screech

[Supreme Olajuwon]

youre an idea man

[screech]

Just czeched the number of posts here. Would take a while

[screech]

But we could do it

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So Jeff Hardy, huh?

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I patted AA on the back at an ROH show

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He was really sweaty.

[screech]

Not the best idea.

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Feels weird having a bound for glory without sting winning the belt

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I like that Magnus is still around

[screech]

Was always a fan of his for some reason

[Supreme Olajuwon]

is he?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

was he on this show

[Supreme Olajuwon]

i didnt see him

[Supreme Olajuwon]

i admit i dont follow TNA enough to have a clue

[screech]

This thread now feels like the raw threads from when I was in school.

[screech]

I just saw he was on the card for tonight

[screech]

i admit i dont follow TNA enough to have a clue

Haven't been able to keep up with any wrestling for a while

[Supreme Olajuwon]

im out of the loop on WWE too

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I can follow some stuff

[Supreme Olajuwon]

but other stuff

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I cant

[Supreme Olajuwon]

that totally makes sense

[Supreme Olajuwon]

MORE SENSE THAN DEVON IN ACES AND EIGHTS

[Supreme Olajuwon]

BOOM

[Supreme Olajuwon]

actually I dunno

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I def didn't see it coming

[screech]

Lol

[SammyG]

Is D-von Dudley a big name in TNA? I saw he was revealed as the TNA Nexus group leader ?

[screech]

I work so often. Hard to watch everything.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Im around when the stuff is on

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Reading results isn't the same. Gotta do it though

[Supreme Olajuwon]

but the product has lost my interest

[screech]

Don't have TV service.

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Poor excuse for me though since most stuff is online somewhere

[Blakeamus]

What a fucking joke.

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Don't have TV service.

Feel like I just posted this in this very thread.

Oh well.

[screech]

What a fucking joke.

I know. I really need to get back in the loop.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What a fucking joke.

give us a rundown of your thoughts on the show

[screech]

The Gold Standard and I need to do our radio show again. That would get me watching and paying attention.

[Blakeamus]

Not you Mr. Screech. TNA's direction.

[screech]

give us a rundown of your thoughts on the show

Be as detailed as possible. Really paint a picture.

[screech]

Not you Mr. Screech. TNA's direction.

Kinda figured. Was trying to be Hugh Morris there.

I like your avatar.

[screech]

The Gold Standard and I need to do our radio show again. That would get me watching and paying attention.

Heyman will love this post.

[screech]

Now that I'm thinking about it, the gold standard hated TNA. He would just sit there while I recapped the show

[screech]

His icy stare helped me to not ramble so much I think

[Blakeamus]

give us a rundown of your thoughts on the show

I'll provide my thoughts after I sleep on it. The show wasnt what it was hyped up to be. But one thing I will say is, Devon? Really?!

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Or not. Can't remember right now

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. The show wasnt what it was hyped up to be.

Normal for TNA

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Austin Aries gives the best dropkicks

[Supreme Olajuwon]

hey remember when Hernandez dropped Kazarian during that really dangerous spot

[Supreme Olajuwon]

that was awesome

[Supreme Olajuwon]

and then he won the match

[Supreme Olajuwon]

REPLY 316 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS

[screech]

His icy stare helped me to not ramble so much I think

Wasn't really an icy stare. Was more of a "hurry up so we can move on" look.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

remember when Miss Tessmacher did a better hurricarana than Kazarian

[screech]

double awesome

Can't go wrong with double awesome

[Supreme Olajuwon]

probably because Tara didnt drop her

[screech]

Not dropping people is ideal

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Droppin cold hard facts is also ideal

[Supreme Olajuwon]

this thread needs some mood music


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[Supreme Olajuwon]

wish you could still autoplay

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

can't type auto</>play=1

[screech]

Right to Censor up in here

[Supreme Olajuwon]

was everybody who won tonight a former WWE wrestler?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

no

[Supreme Olajuwon]

a lot were

[screech]

Great song choice

[Supreme Olajuwon]

RVD, Chavo, Tara, Gallows, Hardy

[Supreme Olajuwon]

that's like half

nevermind

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Hernandez wrestled a dark match in WWF once I think.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

a TNA guy is WWE champ

[Supreme Olajuwon]

QUIT PUTTING OVER TNA GUYS WWE GAWL

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

i like this idea and i fully support it. Raise the thread count and you'll have more posts than paid entry into the Impact Zone.

[screech]

And he won a title. Does that count double?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TNA champ once held doors for real champions.

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This music fits so well. Didn't know videos kept playing when using quick reply.

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Pretty great

<- 9696

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Devon was a good swerve. As opposed to the swerves Jeff Hardy made in that PPV match with Sting.

[screech]

QUIT PUTTING OVER TNA GUYS WWE GAWL

This post will spawn 14 new threads this week

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Get ready to clean up the muck, supreme

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Devon was a good swerve. As opposed to the swerves Jeff Hardy made in that PPV match with Sting.

#gothim

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Did Al Snow wrestle tonight?

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I hear he signs all his autographs twice

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Once for himself and once for Head

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In the WWF attitude game, Head was a playable character. Unreal

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Once for himself and once for Head

Head for an autograph seems too steep a price. Handjob?

[screech]

Did he set up someone in the corner and roll a bowling ball into his crotch?

[screech]

Head for an autograph seems too steep a price. Handjob?

what if you didn't have to swallow

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He fought that guy that looks like Dodgeball Ben Stiller.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

what if you didn't have to swallow

Al Snow is the one giving head. Why would we want his autograph other wise?

[screech]

Cause he had that great European title run

[Supreme Olajuwon]

He fought that guy that looks like Dodgeball Ben Stiller.

nobody makes me bleed my own blood

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When he dressed up as all those characters

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I remember Regal being a guest on commentary for a lot of that run

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4E7c30SQvlM/ThxcNhHFHLI/AAAAAAAAAAc/bjEXkQ22M4U/s1600/Al+Snow.JPG

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YES

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JA

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

nobody makes me bleed my own blood

Simpsons did it Stiller. Haw-haw.

[Autobahn]

It would warm my heart to see one of my threads reach the most number of posts in a TNA thread.

[Autobahn]

Has TPWW forums given up on the Autobahn thread experiment?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck you we got it to 10 pages. :)

[Autobahn]

In the WWF attitude game, Head was a playable character. Unreal

Really? How does this work?

[Autobahn]

Has TPWW forums given up on the Autobahn thread experiment?

I hope not.

[#1-norm-fan]

I meant to watch this via stream.

So, Devon was quite the legit surprise, right?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ Jeff Hardy being a world champion again though.

Say yes to drugs.

[Autobahn]

Feel bad for St Jimmy.

[Juan]

Feel bad for St Jimmy.

lol

[drave]

***SPOILER ALERT**** you know, for those that didnt watch/read BFG and actually watch TNA on occasion (the minority, I know).
















But really...... Devon?!?!?!?! COME ON MAN!!!!

I am so disappoint right now. Like double Picard facepalm disappoint. I think TNA owes everyone an uber apologement.

in b4 all *lolTNA, and "it's TNA, what'd you expect" type comments :D

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It was Devon? Sweet. I'll check it out now. Sounds like a nice, unexpected payoff.

[screech]

It would warm my heart to see one of my threads reach the most number of posts in a TNA thread.

Who started the one with the most posts?

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Could have been me.

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Gonna czech right now

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It was not me

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Wasn't a bad guess, though

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I may have had the most posts in it

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Almost to 400 posts, which is probably what Devon weighs

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#gothim

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Since I'm posting in here so much, I'm gonna have to try to watch this show after work

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At least the good parts

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Someone tell me what the best parts were

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Nah, I'll just watch it all

[screech]

Sup, DttS?

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Did you watch the show?

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Dark-Slicer, I see you up there

[DLVH84]

It was Devon? Sweet. I'll check it out now. Sounds like a nice, unexpected payoff.

Well, Devon's not the leader, but it's a start. One man revealed, seven more to go.

[screech]

So what's up with this aces and eights thing?

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

Dark-Slicer, I see you up there

Just felt like seen what TNA can do to further screw up, not all of it looked bad though to my suprise.

[drave]

Nah, overall it was a great PPV. Going to be interesting to see what Double A comes out with on Thursday, as far as if he will go further down the "CM Punk ripoff angle" as discussed in another thread.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

well it can't be too much of a ripoff now

[Supreme Olajuwon]

cause he ain't got no belt :'(

[MoFo]

D-Von Dudley

[MoFo]

R-U Srs

[MoFo]

Did Al Snow lose a match at King of The Ring b/c somebody put a bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo in head and pinned it, or is that just som wild dream

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Did Al Snow lose a match at King of The Ring b/c somebody put a bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo in head and pinned it, or is that just som wild dream

Can't remember if it was KOTR, but yeah it happened. Lawler and Brian Christopher defeated Al Snow and Head.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wasn't it just Too Much, not Lawler and Christopher? I seem to vividly remember that match and Lawler being on commentary laughing about it and saying something like "Al Snow thought Head couldn't get pinned, but the head, it had shoulders! Hahahaha"

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I think I had whatever PPV that match was on on VHS, and I only had 3 PPV's on VHS I think. Can only remember KotR 98 being one of them though.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Wasn't it just Too Much, not Lawler and Christopher? I seem to vividly remember that match and Lawler being on commentary laughing about it and saying something like "Al Snow thought Head couldn't get pinned, but the head, it had shoulders! Hahahaha"

Looked it up. It was Too Much, but Lawler was the special referee.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

THE ATTITUDE ERA WAS SO GREAT

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The opening match of the Headbangers and TAKA Vs Kaientai was pretty great.

Don't think anything else of note happened at King of the Ring 1998. Nothing off the top of my head anyway.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Now that I think about it, I can't believe Scotty 2 Hotty never had a run in TNA. He seems like the perfect TNA guy.

[Volare]

Wasn't it just Too Much, not Lawler and Christopher? I seem to vividly remember that match and Lawler being on commentary laughing about it and saying something like "Al Snow thought Head couldn't get pinned, but the head, it had shoulders! Hahahaha"

Yeah, Lawler ref'd the match cause if Al Snow won, he would've gotten a contract. So in order to outsmart Al Snow, they connected head with a bottle of "Head n Shoulders" thus "giving shoulders to The Head"


I laughed my ass off the first time I saw it.

[Schlomey]

My favorite part of the show SO FAR.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I dont get it

[Supreme Olajuwon]

whats in the picture

[Supreme Olajuwon]

is it the guy holding the thing

[Wehttam]

yea he gave storm his crutch to beat up roode

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh I guess I missed that part

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That's neat though.

[Schlomey]

dude took a dude's gimp crutch. hit the other dude. then handed it back to the other dude. and he went nuts and shit. crips 4 life.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

neat!

[screech]

I think if I got front row seats to a TNA show, I would bring some kind of foreign object and attempt to give it to a wrestler so he could beat his opponent with it.

[screech]

Or just let him take it from me. Whichever.

[Autobahn]

Was it true that WCW renamed weapons "International objects" because of standards and practices?

[Curd]

Joey Ryan shouldn't have kissed Head, because he doesn't know where it's been!

[Curd]

Was it true that WCW renamed weapons "International objects" because of standards and practices?

Yes, at least according to Eric Bischoff's autobiography.

[DLVH84]

Was it true that WCW renamed weapons "International objects" because of standards and practices?

The term was used a lot by Gordon Solie, way before WCW.

[Droford]

well it can't be too much of a ripoff now

Jeff hardy beat punk once for the whc...close enough..

[Schlomey]

Just finished the Beer Money match. I am typically not a blood fan but that match was fun.


No there is this guy named Joey Ryan who looks like the porn version of John Morrison. I haven't watched TNA in months ..but it's nice to see Al Snow getting work.