The Official 2012 Slammy Awards Thread (AKA "Official 17/12/12 Raw Thread")

[Cool King]

'sup?

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[Droford]

I think this is also the last live raw ever/2012

[Corndad]

Pumped for this. Get to see Smackdown Live and Raw tomorrow night so hope set up some interesting stuff for that but also curious where will lead tonight. Maybe start the road to the Rumble tonight. AJ stuff gets a huge bump with the Heel turn last night so hopefully that goes back to being interesting.

[Droford]

Oh yeah..commercial free SD tomorrow night..almost forgot

[Poit]

Is this also the Raw thread?

[Cool King]

Cole said "It's Slammy time guys!" in a pretty gay way.

[Cool King]

Is this also the Raw thread?

Yes, yes it is. :)

[ClockShot]

I feel fucking awful tonight. Gonna try to hang with ya guys.

[Frank Drebin]

Hope we see some fun cameos from the old timers.

[Droford]

San Dow with the jobber entrance

[Cool King]

Sandow with the jobber entrance!?

[Frank Drebin]

Does the WWE app have nude pics of Divas past and present?

[Poit]

Yes, yes it is. :)

Then edit the title!

[Savio]

Why would they start with this? that didnt keep my attention

[Frank Drebin]

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/253/tcr2.jpg

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4972735429084176&pid=15.1

[Droford]

The new app is sl9oooow

[Lock Jaw]

Voting being only on the WWE App is stupid. Racist against those of us who can't get it.

[Cool King]

Sandow gets the jobber entrance and loses. :(

[Frank Drebin]

Does everyone have to wear a tux?

[Frank Drebin]

"Fresh of all, very important...."

[Frank Drebin]

Hope Punk or Shield have tuxedo t-shirts tonight

[Droford]

I voted kofi on his hands at the rumble

[ClockShot]

Yeah, 18 seconds gets my vote. For being total bullshit.

[Frank Drebin]

Damn, thought it was Kharma for a sec

[Cool King]

What the fuck!?

[ClockShot]

BOOGEYMAN! YES!

[Droford]

Lo the boogeyman?

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMS!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Booker T's reaction

[el bobbo]

The fuck just happened there?

[Executioner]

I know the roster is running very short handed but damn lol

[Tazz Dan]

Haha Bogeyman

[Corndad]

Freakin Boogey.

[Frank Drebin]

thought Morrison's near elimination at the 2011 Rumble was cooler

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[Cool King]

Then edit the title!

I thought it would have been pretty easy to decipher seeing as the Slammy's are happening on Raw. :?:

But oh well, I'll change the title.

[Poit]

That was awkward timing for a commercial.

[Juan]

Boogen

[Innovator]

BOOGEN!

[Droford]

Boogey needs money for new teeth obv

[Frank Drebin]

uhhhh....so that was it??

[Corndad]

So Random.

[Droford]

Omg I picked a winner

[Droford]

Or I'm the only one that voted

[Frank Drebin]

Well....ill take random cameos I guess.

I would like to see Gangrel now.

[Droford]

Double jobber entrance lol

[Frank Drebin]

Audience has to be totally confused

[Poit]

Double jobber entrance lol

We can't waste time on entrances. We need time for recaps!

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Corndad]

I love once they get to 3 hour Raws they cut down the entrances :|

[Droford]

We can't waste time on entrances. We need time for recaps!

And slam my awards

[Cool King]

Yes!

[Corndad]

Shit. Kaitlyn.

[el bobbo]

I would love for Kaitlyn to win a chance to sit on my face.

[Frank Drebin]

Kaitlin gives me a Louann from King of the Hill vibe.

[Corndad]

Oh you didn't know...

[Cool King]

Woooooooooo!

[Innovator]

Iggy is freaking out

[Tazz Dan]

OUTLAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Droford]

Must have not sold many dx Santa hats

[Frank Drebin]

Billy's get a great interpretive dance going there

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Jericho's return was him just trolling everyone for a few weeks in a row

[Droford]

I voted lawler..

[Immortal Moose]

Well, now...

[el bobbo]

If King wins this he'll have another cardiac episode.

[Corndad]

I hope they don't go to a commercial before every freakin award.

[Frank Drebin]

hmmmm........hope the WWE Universe will have enough time to jerk off to Lawler getting blown here.

[Droford]

SD is on usa live? Didn't know that it was on usa

[Immortal Moose]

I've been guilt tripped into voting for Lawler.

[Corndad]

:lol: Jericho's return was him just trolling everyone for a few weeks in a row

Loved that return. I laughed for like 3 weeks after he first came back. Fantastic.

[Droford]

I hope they don't go to a commercial before every freakin award.

Well, they have to at least make it seem like the app votes count

[Frank Drebin]

Smackdown is 3 hours tomorrow??? Good gravy.

[Cool King]

SD is on usa live? Didn't know that it was on usa

It's only for this week though as it's "WWE Week" on USA.

[Frank Drebin]

Wonder if we will have enough time for any "Did You Knows" tonight with such a jam packed show.

[Tom Guycott]

Was coming to joke that TPWW crashed at the collective jizzing from the New Age Outlawz appearing together... then I couldn't sign in. Wasn't so funny anymore.

[Poit]

It would be nice if the WWE app actually displayed voting options.

[Droford]

2 for 2¡!

[Frank Drebin]

He shouldn't be running

[Cool King]

You can't beat a return from a heart attack.

[Frank Drebin]

damn, thought we could go a segment without him while he talked to the press in the back.

[CSL]

Brock returning was better

[Tom Guycott]

So, basically, thank everyone except New Jack.

[el bobbo]

TENSAI sighting.

[Droford]

Night of the jobber entrances

[Cool King]

I'm sure this'll be the night of the jobber entrances.

[CSL]

hey Tensai, job time yeah

[Corndad]

Smackdown is 3 hours tomorrow??? Good gravy.

2 Hour Smackdown followed by a Raw taping for Christmas Eve. Gonna be a long evening lol TPWW sign will be in tow.

[Cool King]

Night of the jobber entrances

Oh hey, what are the odds.

[Frank Drebin]

Jobber entrances in between award announcements and during commercials?

Toyota is six sigmaing WWE tv.

[Corndad]

Well that was quick.

[Immortal Moose]

I don't believe I've noticed that ref before.

[CSL]

lol remember when Tensai went over Cena

[Droford]

3 matches in 30 minutes is probably a record

[Frank Drebin]

Wade kinda gets a Popeye chin with that beard.

[Droford]

Wade just barraged the party

[Frank Drebin]

are they grading essays at the announce table?

[Droford]

Wwe appamania

[Immortal Moose]

lol Cole's phone's doing the same thing as mine.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wouldn't this have made a lot more sense to explain how the app and/or voting works before the actual Slammys started?

[Innovator]

Isn't Kofi still out at ringside?

[Cool King]

Nice plug for the Samsung Galaxy there from King.

[Frank Drebin]

$10 says that whenever Ryback comes out tonight, Cole goes:

"OOOOOHHHHOOOO HOOOOOOOO MYYYYY!!"

[Droford]

More like the aj is a whore slammy

[Innovator]

#ajall

[Poit]

#ajall

[Frank Drebin]

Who gets the jobber entrance during this break?

Ill say Usos

[Poit]

Damnit Inno!

[Cool King]

AJ is a little bit on the whore side.

[Droford]

Aj kissing punk and pushing him through the table is what I voted for..

Prob not going 3 for 3

[Cool King]

More like the aj is a whore slammy

Damnit Droford!

[Corndad]

Those lips were made for kissin I guess.

[Cool King]

Who gets the jobber entrance during this break?

Ill say Usos

Primetime Players.

[Innovator]

I say no jobber entrance, but now will get some AJ promo segment

[Frank Drebin]

Primetime Players.

damn was just about to change my guess. About time you got one in before me though :D

[Corndad]

Awkward

[Droford]

So no one watched tlc?

[Cool King]

AJ and John Cena?

That kiss was one of the shittest I've seen. :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

So they picked the worst one as the winner. Should have been AJ-Kane.

AJ-Kane kiss made Kane admit AJ is crazier than him.

[Cool King]

Oh look, Dolph's just returned from the 80's.

[Droford]

Lol

[Corndad]

#AJDOLPH

[Tom Guycott]

still wish (with the exception of Kane) she would have headed up a stable of Bryan/Kane/Punk... and I was going t segue into joking about what we just saw. Fuck.

[el bobbo]

I just got a chub on.

[Cool King]

I really hope that AJ doesn't get paired with Dolph. :(

[Frank Drebin]

Love it. Dolph treats AJ like shit, and now shes in love with him. Just like how things work in real life.

[Droford]

How did she get saddled with being khali's valet

[Corndad]

Nattie with Khali??? When the hell did that happen?

[Frank Drebin]

havent seen nattie since her fart gimmick. Khalis into that i guess.

[KyleEmmott]

slut.

[Cool King]

Nattie with Khali??? When the hell did that happen?

Around about a month ago now.

[Frank Drebin]

Great acting job by Phelps during that Subway commercial. Just imagine the straw is a bong.

[Droford]

What happened to Indian bischoff?

[Frank Drebin]

jobber vs jobber

[Droford]

Find it funny that punk is hosting one of the rock's movies

[Cool King]

Yay, another squash match.

[Droford]

Yay, another squash match.

Not so fast..

[Juan]

Damn, talk about filler

[Droford]

Or not..

[Corndad]

These matches all kinda stinkaroo tonight.

[Juan]

lol wtf

[Frank Drebin]

woooooooooooooooo fuck yeah!

[Cool King]

Flair!?

[Corndad]

FLAIR????

[Droford]

Lol flair?

[Executioner]

Flair!!!!!!

[KyleEmmott]

Ric Flair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Poit]

Did Ric Flair just get a jobber entrance?

[KyleEmmott]

I'm getting the feeling that 2013 will shape up to be a great year of wrestling.

[Droford]

Clearly punk

[Innovator]

NAITCH

[Cool King]

lol Cole still saying "special guest".

Ohh, I wonder who it could be!

[Corndad]

Wow. Shocked they even teased that but man. This could be sick. Flair and Punk talking about Respect and etc. Oh shit.

[Frank Drebin]

Love it if they tease Flair, then change the woooooooo to woo woo woo and its just Ryder.

[Frank Drebin]

fn sweet

[Emperor Smeat]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So I guess the lawsuit finally got settled/ended.

[KyleEmmott]

HOLY SHIT :)

[Cool King]

Ric Flair!?

I never would have thought it would be him!

[Corndad]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[DaveBrawl]

Be still my beating heart. The Nature Boy returns.

[Frank Drebin]

how long till he takes off his pants?

[KyleEmmott]

I'm not going to lie...i just got the chills. I love Ric.

[Frank Drebin]

flip flip flip a delphia

[Frank Drebin]

here to present.....ITS ME RIC FLAIR!!!

[Corndad]

Cena over Punk?? No Freakin Way.

[KyleEmmott]

WTF

[el bobbo]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KyleEmmott]

How can CM Punk not be the superstar of the year....

[el bobbo]

Oh wow. Cena is controversial.

[DrCrawford]

i couldve been there tonight, i am kicking my own ass!

[el bobbo]

Of all places to give Cena this award, Philly?

[Cool King]

I guess losing to The Rock, his MITB Title Match and kissing AJ is better than a year+ reign as WWE Champion. :-\

[Corndad]

Think this may... MAY just play into the whole Respect gimmick deal.

[Frank Drebin]

Oh wow. Cena is controversial.

:rofl: totally. Its almost like no one respects CM Punk.....

[Poit]

Oh come on.

[Droford]

Lol sucking up to the crowd

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ric Flair shows up for 5 minutes and ends up as Superstar of the Year (albeit as a gift).

[DaveBrawl]

I agree Flair should be superstar of the year every year.

[Frank Drebin]

Bet is says "Larry's Trophy Shop" on the bottom of those.

[Corndad]

Shit just got real.

[KyleEmmott]

Sets up an angle between Flair and Punk!!

[CSL]

Flair/Punk on the mic? I'll take it!

[Cool King]

I could be wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen Heyman and Flair on screen at the same time before.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Punk calling the crowd stupid

[el bobbo]

Fucking CM Punk is gold right now.

[Frank Drebin]

Fucking CM Punk is gold right now.

:yes:

[Droford]

I could be wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen Heyman and Flair on screen at the same time before.

Might have to go back to early 90's wcw

[Cool King]

Rolox?

[Poit]

Uh oh... Flair said "brother".

[Tom Guycott]

Ha, "knees 2 faces"... wait, did they edit out Punk calling Cea a loser like he swore?

[Corndad]

Love Punks shirt.

[Frank Drebin]

:rofl: "Knees 2 Face" rather than "Boots to Asses"

[KyleEmmott]

Flair is gonna wrestle..........

[Frank Drebin]

Ha, "knees 2 faces"...

beat me to it

[Corndad]

Fantastic.

[CSL]

Punk having the time of his life rn

[DaveBrawl]

Give Flair the belt.

[Frank Drebin]

alright, pants are comin off next

[Tom Guycott]

Requisite Flair stripping...

[Juan]

lol awesome

[KyleEmmott]

No way.

[Corndad]

Sitting through the first hour of Crap and the Boogeyman was worth this.

[KyleEmmott]

Wooooooooooooooooo

[Innovator]

Punk having the time of his life rn

I wouldn't be able to talk over the defeaning awesomeness

[Volare]

Ric seems to be more comfortable instead of stumbling his words every 2 of em.

[Corndad]

LOL Punk

[Tom Guycott]

I'm thinking of that post someone made of the pantsless Flair flopping in a ring, with a caption of somthing akin to "Ric Flair: NSFW since 1979"

Man, they're geting Christian's moneys worth outta this appearance!

[Frank Drebin]

ha. i like it

[Juan]

lollll this is great

[KyleEmmott]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooo

[el bobbo]

Coo-Coo-Cachew

[Cool King]

lollll this is great

[Tom Guycott]

I thought he was going to stop at "I just came."

[Frank Drebin]

uh oh....will they have to cut off his mic?

[Corndad]

Shield. Oh Jesus.

[KyleEmmott]

And it gets even better

[Poit]

Seth Rollins is alive!

[Cool King]

My favourite thing about The Shield is their theme.

[DaveBrawl]

Flair to beat the Shield and show the RYBACK how it's done.





...Or else he's bankrolling them.

[Volare]

Oh god I would love to see Naitch be the "manager" or The Shield. That would be kinda sick honestly.

[Corndad]

Shoulda skipped first hour and went straight to this. This has been fantastic so far and Shield getting a rub from Flair can only help them.

[Droford]

Lol omg Ricky rubio backyard wrestler

[Seth82]

Oh god I would love to see Naitch be the "manager" or The Shield. That would be kinda sick honestly.

I'd love to see it too.

[Tom Guycott]

Coo-Coo-Cachew

I wanted to repost something I made a bit ago pertaining to that comment, but I can't dig through the 100,000 thread from my phone. :(

[Innovator]

Ambrose is legit

[Corndad]

Feed Me More

[Hanso Amore]

Just got in...miss anything that's a must see?

[DaveBrawl]

Ric Flair

[Corndad]

Active first night for Flair Eh

[Poit]

JBL: Don't do that! Don't do that!

... why don't you do something about it?

[Poit]

Seth Rollins is alive!

... nevermind.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins not having any good luck with tables recently.

[Droford]

Goldberg is here to save flair from the nwo..

#15 year time warp

[Innovator]

That makes 4

[Innovator]

#jk

[Tom Guycott]

... the 4 Horsemen

[Cool King]

JBL: Don't do that! Don't do that!

... why don't you do something about it?

I was thinking that too.

[Tom Guycott]

That makes 4

Dammit Inno

[Hanso Amore]

I'm watching on the score in Canada and it seems like I must be behind you all. Any Canucks confirm? Do they delay?

[Corndad]

That would be a Sick Evolution 2.0

Flair
Ryback would be the Batista
Kane and Bryan

[Innovator]

I want to see a Clothesline from Hell again

[Corndad]

Best Minute of Raw all year. LOL DAMN

[Droford]

Wooo yes no damn

[el bobbo]

God DAmn

[Cool King]

Yes No Woo Damn!

[Frank Drebin]

That entrance is what cole calls "order"

[Innovator]

Nice Brooklyn Brooklyn tights

[Frank Drebin]

another jobber v jobber match?

[Corndad]

And... Back to Pointless Matches...

[Innovator]

So when is Swagger coming back to challenge Cesaro?

[Frank Drebin]

geezus, thought brodus was gonna snap his neck

[Tom Guycott]

Bit early with that "damn"... because 3 seconds later with that split...