What awful movies do you absolutely love?

[El Fangel]

Was looking for my VHS copy of The Dirt Bike Kid today and it got me thinking about other awful movies I enjoy as well.

Star Wars Christmas Special
Shazam

[Inadequacy]

Biodome

[El Fangel]

Oh my god yes. I first watched that at your place.

[Ermaximus]

Hamburger: The Motion Picture

[Pintint]

Big Money Hustlas

[Ermaximus]

Big Money Hustlas

THIS + Big Money Rustlas.

[Optimus Bone 69]

Rubber

[XCaliber]

Batman & Robin

[El Fangel]

Batman & Robin

You just like Clooneys nipples.

[Nowhere Man]

Are we talking bad movies that we like in a "so bad it's good" kinda way, or movies that are critically panned but that we genuinely like?

[Kane Knight]

Rubber

I so have to see this.

[Kane Knight]

Crank is awesome, even though by any breakdown I should fucking think it's dumber than Pintint.

[El Fangel]

Are we talking bad movies that we like in a "so bad it's good" kinda way, or movies that are critically panned but that we genuinely like?

The latter.

So The Room and Birdemic do not count.

[Lock Jaw]

I don't know man. I "like" some critically panned movies, but I don't know if I would say that I "love" them.

[The Condor]

Drive Angry with Nick Cage. Stupid, mindless fun and I love every second of its deranged premise and hammy, over the top acting. The sex/fight scene is inspiring material.

[Ermaximus]

I so have to see this.

Fat Neil from Community is in it.

[Skippord]

probably Street Fighter, I guess

[Shisen Kopf]

Wicker Man w/Nicholas Cage for the last 20 mins. Hilarity also what was that move with marky mark where the trees are killing people? That shit was funny too

[El Fangel]

LJ, why are you being difficult.

[Tom Guycott]

The Apple

[Lock Jaw]

LJ, why are you being difficult.

Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annhilation (to a lesser degree)
Street Fighter
Mario Bros

Mom and Dad Saved the World
Masters of the Universe
The Ewok Adventure

Batman & Robin
Batman Forever
Superman III-IV
Superman Returns

[El Fangel]

Mortal Kombat was awesome. Do not care what anyone says.

[Tom Guycott]

Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annhilation (to a lesser degree)
Street Fighter
Mario Bros

Mom and Dad Saved the World
Masters of the Universe
The Ewok Adventure

Batman & Robin
Batman Forever
Superman III-IV
Superman Returns

Mortal Kombat was awesome. Do not care what anyone says.

Mortal Kombat WAS awesome. Annhiliation, not so much.

I went to see Masters of the Universe when it came out in the theatre, I was fucking glued! I had to piss like halfway through and held it to the very end. First movie I ever remember having a post-credit P.S. I don't care how off cannon that movie was... IT WAS GODDAMN HE-MAN! In my child eyes, it could do no wrong.

[The Destroyer]

Masters of the Universe
This. It was pretty awful but Frank Langella as Skeletor really makes it so worthwhile.

[DaveBrawl]

Anything with Van Damme or Seagal.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Masters of the Universe is one of my favourite films ever.

[whiteyford]

This. It was pretty awful but Frank Langella as Skeletor really makes it so worthwhile.

It was a classic.

[Razzamajazz]

the postman.... wait you said absolutely love, nevermind

[Ermaximus]

Mom and Dad Saved the World

"Pick Me Up!" *WOOOOOOSH*

[Kalyx triaD]

Any movie I love, as far as I'm concerned, is not an awful movie.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Body Slam

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Gonna watch Masters of the Universe now I think.

[Kris P Lettus]

Masters of the Universe is amazing, you fucks..

Killer Clowns From Outer Space
Any of the Critters movies
Escape From LA

Dunno there are a bunch..

[Schlomey]

Ready To Rumble

[PapaGeorgio]

D.C. Cab

[The Destroyer]

Masters of the Universe is amazing, you fucks.
Of course it is, but it's still an awful film.

[MoFo]

Any Jean Claude Van Damme film
Any Ahnuld Shwartznigger film
Any Steven Segal Film

[MoFo]

Were Tango & Cash and Lockup panned?

[Emperor Smeat]

Just going by what I have DVD versions of:
Resident Evil 1
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Punisher Warzone
Grandma's Boy

"A View to Kill" got panned badly as a Bond film but I liked it.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

I kinda like The Da Vinci Code, and Angels and Demons.

Never read the books nor will I, but I liked the films even though they were pretty much panned.

[Kane Knight]

Fat Neil from Community is in it.

I understand all those words individually, but that sentence means nothing to me.

This. It was pretty awful but Frank Langella as Skeletor really makes it so worthwhile.

Plus, Gwildor. Gwildor is epic.

I kinda like The Da Vinci Code, and Angels and Demons.

Never read the books nor will I, but I liked the films even though they were pretty much panned.

I only saw the first. The fifteen "endings" were all that annoyed me and I get the feeling that that was from the books anyway.

Also, I started the da Vinci Code, and it reads like a romance novel.

[XCaliber]

You just like Clooneys nipples.

Um no I didn't even like Clooney back in those days but he did a better job than I thought he would but he's still the worst Batman although he was probably one of the better Bruce Waynes.

[DaveBrawl]

Escape From LA

That was panned? Loved that movie.

[DLVH84]

Howard The Duck

[El Fangel]

Overboard.

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.

[Kane Knight]

Highlander: The Final Dimension.

Most of the Highlander sequels are ass, but this one was pretty good. Not sure about "absolutely," but still.

[XCaliber]

Howard The Duck

This was one movie I lreally as a kid but haven't seen it in ages though.

[Eklipse]

Basket Case

[Lavel]

Plan 9 from Outer Space

[Jamesdawn]

Terminator 2

[whiteyford]

Terminator 2

I think you're missing the point slightly.

[Ermaximus]

I think you're missing the point slightly.

Science can't save him now.

[Kalyx triaD]

Highlander: The Final Dimension.

Most of the Highlander sequels are ass, but this one was pretty good. Not sure about "absolutely," but still.

Jacob Kell was an alright villain. And I loved the idea of melding the TV and movie universes. Could have been better. This introduced me to Donnie Yen so there's that.

[Rammsteinmad]

Street Fighter.

Not one of those "so bad it's hilarious" things either. I genuinely love this movie.

[El Fangel]

Double Dragon. Goddamn, I loved that movie.

[Ruien]

Double Dragon is not a horrible movie mister!

[Tommy Gunn]

Jaws The Revenge, amazing film.

[Skippord]

does Hitman count?

[DaveBrawl]

I thought the first Judge Dredd was pretty good even with Rob Schneider.

[Triple Naitch]

Every Pauly Shore movie :-\

[McLegend]

Encino Man is a work of art.

[Triple Naitch]

Rad Mobile

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Attack of the Clones.

[Tazz Dan]

Bring It On

[whiteyford]

He said awful Tazz Dan, Bring It On Again maybe.

[Ermaximus]

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Now you can all watch it.

[Cool King]

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Freaked.

[JimmyMess]

Space Jam

[Armitage Shanks]

The Beach

[Schlomey]

Screw Balls

[OldSchoolFan]

Prayer of The Roller Boys is a personal Fav of mine

[DAMN iNATOR]

No Holds Barred
UHF

[Heisenberg]

Double Dragon: The Movie
Mortal Kombat 1 and 2
Son In Law

[LoDownM]

Not gonna lie, I liked Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull :o.

[KaraBoo]

I love all the disney tv movies like phantom of the megaplex and alley cats strike.

[theregulator]

bubba ho tep

[XCaliber]

Not gonna lie, I liked Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull :o.

So did I thought it was better then Temple of Doom.

[Schlomey]

I loved the last airbender

[Nowhere Man]

Superman Returns

Same here. I freaking loved SR, even though I think they picked entirely the wrong people to play Superman and Lois-- nothing against Routh or Bosworth, but it was pretty obviously written to be Superman much later into his career, so they should've cast older actors instead of two twenty-somethings. Still, it's probably my favorite guilty-pleasure movie.


Other generally hated flicks that I honestly love/loved:

Alien 3
Prometheus
The Matrix sequels
Constantine

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not gonna lie, I liked Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull :o.

I don't really get why people are so pissed about the aliens. Raiders of the Lost Ark had a box that melts peoples faces off. It's just racism to other's cultural believes. Just because it's the Christian dogma it's ok, but if you try to bring some South American/Mayan dogma it's end of the world.

Oh No! Aliens in the "real" world. Guess they hated ET too?

[Bad News Gertner]

Super Mario Bros
White Boyz

[Nowhere Man]

I don't really get why people are so pissed about the aliens. Raiders of the Lost Ark had a box that melts peoples faces off. It's just racism to other's cultural believes. Just because it's the Christian dogma it's ok, but if you try to bring some South American/Mayan dogma it's end of the world.

Oh No! Aliens in the "real" world. Guess they hated ET too?


I think the problem with the aliens in Crystal Skull was that it tried to mash sci-fi into a series that was established more in fantasy. Yeah, they're both unrealistic and escapist and whatnot, but sci-fi and fantasy usually don't mix (except in Star Wars, and I think that only worked because they brought in the Force right in the beginning instead of later on in the series). Like, picture if wizards started showing up in Terminator, or if flying saucers started popping up in Lord of the Rings. Once you've established which genre you're doing, mixing in another one just kinda seems....wrong.

[Lock Jaw]

Guys, guys, please.... They were "Interdimensional Beings", not aliens.

[El Fangel]

I don't really get why people are so pissed about the aliens. Raiders of the Lost Ark had a box that melts peoples faces off. It's just racism to other's cultural believes. Just because it's the Christian dogma it's ok, but if you try to bring some South American/Mayan dogma it's end of the world.

Oh No! Aliens in the "real" world. Guess they hated ET too?

They don't like it because the Mayan beliefs are false.

Same here. I freaking loved SR, even though I think they picked entirely the wrong people to play Superman and Lois-- nothing against Routh or Bosworth, but it was pretty obviously written to be Superman much later into his career, so they should've cast older actors instead of two twenty-somethings. Still, it's probably my favorite guilty-pleasure movie.


Other generally hated flicks that I honestly love/loved:

Alien 3
Prometheus
The Matrix sequels
Constantine

I liked Constantine as well.

[OldSchoolFan]

Also Stone Cold

[FourFifty]

The Fly 2 (both the sequel to the remake and the original)
The other sequels to The Fly (the original)
Mommie Dearest
The Beaver
The Room

[Raven Reaper]

Super Mario Bros.

Leprechaun movies up to the Space sequel. :p

[Cool King]

The Room.

[The Condor]

The Beaver

Besides Drive, The Beaver was my favorite movie of 2011. Original, thought provoking and entertaining.

[Raven Reaper]

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I remember watching this on VHS as a kid.. I think this is how Tarantino's Death proof car came to be..

[El Fangel]

The Room is the greatest movie ever filmed. What the fuck you people on about?

[OldSchoolFan]

Oh yeah, the one I will catch most hell about likely... but, Cool As Ice is freaking awesome

[DAMN iNATOR]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III...dunno wtf is wrong with me, but yeah.

[Mooияakeя™]

Mannequin.

[Frank Drebin]

Besides Drive, The Beaver was my favorite movie of 2011. Original, thought provoking and entertaining.

Beaver, huh? I'll check it out only because of you.

[Frank Drebin]

No one said Cable Guy, eh?

[Frank Drebin]

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.

I thought it generally got good reviews.

[Raven Reaper]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III...dunno wtf is wrong with me, but yeah.

I love that BTTF style time travel they had with the Samurai..

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

I enjoyed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, in fact I marathoned the 3 of them 2 weeks ago.

[El Capitano Gatisto]

bubba ho tep

The exact opposite of awful. Not even an ironically good film, just a genuinely good one.

[razorblade kisses]

Darby O Gill and the Little People. Shaun Connery circa age 20 playing an Irish dude. And the worlds scariest banshee, seriously I still get nightmares about it. What's not to like?

Oh and Pound Puppies the Movie :-\