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Corkscrewed

05-11-2004, 04:03 PM

Only one pic right now...

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Fans thought it was rather cruel for Jericho to hold his former best friend in place while Stephanie had her squirting period...

The Show Off

05-11-2004, 04:06 PM

Corkscrewed

05-11-2004, 04:07 PM

I'm sorry!

Corkscrewed

05-11-2004, 04:08 PM

Fine...

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Fans thought it was rather cruel for Jericho to hold his former best friend in place while <s>Stephanie had her squirting period...</s> Carrie exacted her revenge...

Nowhere Man

05-11-2004, 06:44 PM

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The Cage Match was well on its way to becoming a classic, when suddenly Christian was assassinated by the notorious Mid-Card Sniper.

loopydate

05-11-2004, 06:51 PM

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XIAN: I could have won by going out the door? Boy, is MY face red!

PorkSoda

05-11-2004, 07:09 PM

Ref: Whats wrong? Is that high temperature or did you just pop a pimple?

Head

05-11-2004, 07:09 PM

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Despite the efforts of Benjiman to get him loose, Triple H's sharp, steel tipped boot was entrenched into the mat too hard to get out.

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"Stone Cold...as your friends, we're worried about you. You've been wearing that wig for 6 weeks straight now. Please Steve, we wouldn't be confronting you about this if we didn't love you."

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The newest WWE Films production: "Escape from the Midcard" staring Snake Christian.

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"Uhhh, Chris...Shawn used a harness at Wrestlemania XII..."

PorkSoda

05-11-2004, 07:10 PM

Oops.

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Ref: Whats wrong? Is that high temperature or did you just pop a pimple.

Nowhere Man

05-11-2004, 07:34 PM

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The dramatic conclusion to the Triple H/Shelton Benjamin feud would've been a lot more intense had the referee not been so focused on his push-ups.

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Michaels knew he could take all of the referees without any trouble, but when they got the assistant janitors on their side, he had no choice but to back down.

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Despite Hunter's elaborate security systems, it seems that one of the specimens managed to escape. Desparate measures would have to be taken before it could infect the main event and spread exciting matches and good promos, or else Project: Get Orton Over would be lost!

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After the breakup with Trish, Jericho's genitalia couldn't go on living anymore and decided to take its own life by hanging itself. Needless to say, the rest of Y2J wasn't too happy with this decision.

Gone Mad

05-11-2004, 11:33 PM

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Ref: Holy crap! There's a guy behind me with the same body shape!

Benjamin: That's your sha...

HHH: Hey! Me too!

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Shawn should have never f**ked around that evil Referee Clan.

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Xtian: Ahh! Goddamn stupid Koopas! Tryin' to knock me off my cage!

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Jericho: Square too small! Must break free!

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Xtian: These captions suck !

Ref: Hey, Kool-Aid Man!

CBright7831

05-11-2004, 11:42 PM

Is this all of the pictures?!?!?!?!?

CBright7831

05-11-2004, 11:49 PM

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OssMan

05-11-2004, 11:53 PM

OssMan

05-11-2004, 11:53 PM

**** you cbright

CBright7831

05-12-2004, 12:38 AM

Well, you could always delete it.

Meh, this thread has been ****ed up. Either that or nobody is being creative this week.

Vastardikai

05-12-2004, 12:45 AM

Is it just me, or am I seeing alot of Red Xs?

BigDaddyCool

05-12-2004, 01:12 AM

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Some one should tell Orton that hell has no fury like an ugly woman scorn.

Corndad

05-12-2004, 01:27 AM

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No words can do this justice.... as Batista shows Tajri the true meaning of
"Japanese Buzzsaw"

El Santo

05-12-2004, 03:09 AM

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Evolution may have played the prank of the century, but they were hardly prepared for Shelton's fury after they'd stolen his pants.

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The ref had them where he wanted. Now all that was left to end the HHH-HBK feud was to shut the lid on the invisible box.

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Hunter secretly hoped no one noticed his uneven nipples.

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Cops: in the WWE!

"Excuse me, folks, but you know where we can find a black guy or some white trash?"

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HBK had no choice. He had to stop ... in the name of love!

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Batista: "What the .... Japanese jobbers?!?!? But on Smackdown, it rains Playboy playmates!"

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After his little wardrobe malfunction, Batista had to wrestle the entire match while holding up his suspenders.

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At the last second, God does a run in to save Tajiri from a fate worse than death!

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Molly: "So why couldn't the blonde make ice? Because she lost her grandma's recipe!"
Stacy: "Huh? I don't get it."

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The second Randy started choking on his broccoli, Edge applies the Heimlech the only way he knows how.

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Stupid Edge. He just had to try that broccoli.

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Randy's victory was tarnished by the return of a gigantic Tammy Lynn Sytch.

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Eric: "What's that you have behind your back?"
Regal: "The secret to pushing Eugene after his feud against Conway is over!"
Eric: "Brilliant!"
Regal: "Brilliant!"

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Oh man... sleepover parties are getting brutal!

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Kane: "Sorry to bug you there, Matt ... Lita ... but, have either of you seen my other eye?"

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Lita: "So if this little piggie has roast beef, and this little piggie had none..."

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William "The Prankster" Regal trips up both wrestlers by pulling the rug from out beneath their feet!

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And the worst part of Regal's job? The bodywaxing after every match.

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Y2J: "Hey, Problem Solver! What's the square root of 58392?"
Tomko: "Uhhhhh..."

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Upon reaching the top of the cage, Jericho couldn't resist the urge to start singing "Old Man River."

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Ref: "Ah, Mr. Jericho, welcome to the All-Americans Club."
Christian: "Hey, Ref, he's not really from Manhattan!"
Ref: "WHAT!?!?" *slams door*

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Fans gaped in horror when the unmasked T-2000 began oozing through the chain links.

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Until he saw the footage, Christian didn't understand why his mom would go into nervous convulsions from seeing his Gatorade ads.

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Fun fact: Jericho had once been buried so badly that he had to collect extra cash by dancing around a metal pole.

Corkscrewed

05-12-2004, 05:51 AM

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HBK had no choice. He had to stop ... in the name of love!

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Randy's victory was tarnished by the return of a gigantic Tammy Lynn Sytch.

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Eric: "What's that you have behind your back?"
Regal: "The secret to pushing Eugene after his feud against Conway is over!"
Eric: "Brilliant!"
Regal: "Brilliant!"

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Kane: "Sorry to bug you there, Matt ... Lita ... but, have either of you seen my other eye?"

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Y2J: "Hey, Problem Solver! What's the square root of 58392?"
Tomko: "Uhhhhh..."

ROFLMAO!!! Those were tear-jerking! Awesome job!!! :rofl: :rofl:

Corkscrewed

05-12-2004, 06:26 AM

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Though he denied being racist, Triple H found himself at a loss to explain why he'd punched through the torso of a black man.

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Having the refs choreograph the gay pornos did not turn out bearable sights.

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Triple H was doing well in the Spelling Bee Finals until he had to spell "credibility."

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Fans booed as Triple H's Roman Empire Policemen moved in to arrest the born-again Christian, Shawn Michaels and take him to meet his fate.

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The WWE's new Gay Bachelor reality series was off to an arousing start.

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Moments after completing this move, Batista mysteriously started grunting and growling as his hair fell off, his skin whitened, and he grew a goatee.

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Batista had always wanted to try some of that Kobe meat.

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The ingenious Tajiri picked up the win by countout when he suffocated Batista by burying his head up his ass.

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The spirit of competition is one thing, but pitting a blonde against an Asian in a calculus contest is just plain unfair.

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Try as he might, Edge just couldn't fullfill his threat to tie Orton around the ring post in a knot.

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Orton wasn't too subtle in the mouting motions of his ventriloquist act.

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While most wrestlers dug through people's asses to find pushes, Orton figured that since Edge looked so much like Triple H, digging through his crotch would yield him another year-long push.

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Orton may have retained his title, but he was screwed when Giant Gangrel made his debut, attacked Orton from behind, and started up the New Bigger Brood.

And the worst part was that Van Helsing was on the other show...

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It's gonna be pretty hard to beat the "Brilliant" line, but I'll try...
Regal: "Hey, Eric. If cops are pigs, does that make you a Snausage?"
Bischoff: "Clever, William. Did you stay up all night writing that?"
Regal: "No, I got to bed around two, two-thirty."

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The game of Twister was getting a little messy, and someone had to clear things up.

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Victoria groaned. Practicing karate chops while taking a shit was so NOT the thing to do right now, ref.

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The show was momentarily interupted by Kane making an emotion public request to help him in his search for his credibility.

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Given Lita's propencity towards botching anything, neither Matt nor Lita was too enthused when that dastardly Eric announced a Blowjob Match between the two next week.

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Regal was so entranced by Eugene's work that he failed notice that he'd been snagged by the hand-sucking portal located at the edge of the ring apron.

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Dinsmore was so eager to do something--anything--to improve his gimmick that he tried to gain Austin-esque heat by calling for some bears.
"Nice try," sighed Regal. "Nice try."

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Christian peered over the edge and into the abyss and shuddered. So that's what midcard hell looked like.

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Tomko wasn't sure he could take on Jericho. I mean, he'd just used his yoga power to float to the top of the cage! There was no telling what else he could do!

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Jericho dazzled the audience with his spectacular top cage moonwalking skills.

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Jericho reinstates his Lionhearted gimmick by turning his head into the actual mane of a lion.

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Neither Jericho nor Christian were a fan of the new WWE lineup poses.

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Things were going well for Christian until he slipped and accidentally hung himself on the truss of the cage suspension structure.

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The fans thought it was rather cruel of Jericho to hold Christian down while Carrie exacted her revenge.

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The constant holding down, the middlecard feuds, the manipulative backstage politics... Jericho just couldn't take them anymore.

OR

"Tarzan" Jericho debuted to much success.

BigDaddyCool

05-12-2004, 11:37 AM

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Jericho: I'm Spic-aye!
Tokomo: You know, that just barely works for Burger King.

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Lita (thinking): So my matches really are that bad...why hasn't anyone told me?
Matt (thinking): Great now she knows, and I'll never hear the end of it.

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Regal: Hey right nut.
Bischoff: Yes, left nut?
Regal: Looks like we got a dick inbetween us.
Eugene: You know it is bad enough to be retard without have 5th grade joke made about me, I'm out.

Vastardikai

05-12-2004, 03:40 PM

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Someone is finally holding down Triple H.

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The fans were shocked when the referee started rabbit punching Triple H.

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Seeing the Ark of the Covenant was just too much for Triple H...

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Rollins: (offscreen) This ****in' City, is run by pigs! They try to take the rights from, All the Kids!

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HBK was gonna have a hard time now that the prison guards have joined forces with the escaped Convicts.

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Batista does all he can to keep Tajiri from being abducted by Aliens.

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Batista: I got this new pet Tajiri, Hunter, can I keep him, huh? huh? huh?

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After hearing of Val Venis' run in Kaientai, he decided to take out his agression on the first Japanese man he met. He didn't like the concept of "Chompy Chompy your Pee-pee," but eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, and ValBUZZski for a Valbowski.

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Molly: We Represeeeeeeeeeeeent, the Lollipop Guild...

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Worst. Boston Crab. Ever!

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Randy: Squeel like a Pig, boy!

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Edge: Where did you learn this move?

Randy: From Pat Paterson.

Edge: :eek:

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Randy celebrates his victory by doing chin ups in front of Nicole Bass.

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William: I found a way to keep Eugene in line.

Eric: How's that?

Eugene: Hey, William, I've stuck my hands to my head again!

William: Let's just say that Rhyno owes me one...

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The Referee is suffering from left hand turning into Gail Kim syndrome.

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Ref: Did you hear about Kurt's accident?

Victoria: Yeah, I tried the Sid kick a week and a half ago, and it's still bothering me.

Gail: What's a Sid kick?

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Kane's Phantom of the Opera gimmick started off HUGE!

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Lita: what's a menage a trois and why are you being forced to have one with Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah?

Matt: :|

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William smiles; He knew that keeping Nidia under the ring for mid-match "encouragement" was a good idea.

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William has fun with shadow puppets as Eugene applies the Iron Claw to Stevie Richards.

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The Mexican aliens surround the ring to make sure that all rules are being followed.

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Tyson picks the damndest time to start counting holes in the cage...

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Y2J: Damn, I'm higher than RVD!

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Y2J: Are the steps back in place?

Ref: (checking) A.... little to the left.

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fans were not pleased when Triple H made Christian "pay his dues" in the middle of the cage match.

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Ref: 18, 298, 9, 234, 90, 69, 4, 29...

Christian: DAMMIT! I lost count! Now I have to start all over again!

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Ref: 90, 37, 16, 298...

Christian: :foc:

Ref: I was kidding, no need to pop a blood vessel in your head...

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Jericho pauses; He remembers what happened when Kurt tried to recreate Sid's kick from Sin, but he thinks that he can do it right. A few moments later, he learns just how wrong he was...

Corkscrewed

05-12-2004, 04:30 PM

LOL at the Frontier jokes, the Nicole Bass insult, and especially the Rhyno Favor bit!!! :lol:

Blue Demon

05-12-2004, 04:37 PM

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Stacy; What do you mean i have to job to your boobs?

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Bichoff: So...William...how are you today?
Regal: good...
Bichoff: Things got weird didn't they?
Regal: Yeah...
Bichoff: Riiiiiiiight.....you should try the hotpockets...they're breath taking

Savio

05-12-2004, 04:53 PM

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Eugene waves goodbye to Johnny "the bulls" career.

Corkscrewed

05-12-2004, 04:56 PM

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Eugene waves goodbye to <s>Johnny "the bulls"</s> his own career.

Corkscrewed

05-12-2004, 04:57 PM

:shifty:

Ferocious

05-12-2004, 04:58 PM

I'm Going to be making my Captioning debut Next Raw

CBright7831

05-12-2004, 05:13 PM

I'm Going to be making my Captioning debut Next Raw
You should make it TWO weeks from now.

Ferocious

05-12-2004, 05:26 PM

You should make it TWO weeks from now.
Any reason in particular? I was thinking that theres gonna be a great picure for an orgy related caption during the 20 man thingy next week

loopydate

05-12-2004, 05:35 PM

Every good thing on RAW happens in two weeks.

Ferocious

05-12-2004, 05:45 PM

Every good thing on RAW happens in two weeks.
Im lost what happens in two weeks?

loopydate

05-12-2004, 06:33 PM

For the last several weeks, anytime they wanted to hype something on RAW, it was always "Two weeks from tonight."

Benoit vs. Michaels happened two weeks after it was announced
Eugene vs. Conway happened two weeks after it was announced

Sort of a running RAW joke, I guess.

So, to hype your RAW Caption debut, the joke is that you should wait two weeks, because that's when everything happens.

Ferocious

05-12-2004, 06:51 PM

Ahhhhhhhh Now I get it

I will be making my Captioning Debut TWO weeks from now

Corkscrewed

05-12-2004, 06:52 PM

LMAO

PorkSoda

05-12-2004, 07:59 PM

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Alex Trebek: Here are the categories...Fish...Food...Books...Movies....TV...How To Bury A Whole Roster

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One Word: Reproduction.

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Ref: STOP!
Guard1: DON'T
Guard2: MOVE!
Guard3: ANY!
Guard4: BENCH!
......
Ref: Or.
Guard1: You.
Guard2: Will
Guard3: Be
Guard4: BLIMP!
All: ....

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JR: YELLOW MIST!

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Edge: Does the front go into the side or do I jam my knee into your back?
Randy: Edge....we are not Lego's, we are human beings and this is not the best way to make me quit.

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WWE decided to create Stu and Dru...and their baby: Tommy Finster.

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Tyson Tomko: Stop! I am dee problem solva! Here is the time where I go beserk and knock down this stupid cage! *Shakes cage and tries to rip it off, but no can do* Damnit! Oh well, I better go back into my cage and resupply on vegies!

big_bluto

05-13-2004, 10:26 AM

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Why is Sean's cage empty?

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HBK: Okay guys, I was hoping for some Indians, some bikers and some construction workers, but you gotta work with what you got. Alright then, when the music starts, just stay in the background until it gets to the chorus.
Come in on the 'Y'.

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Dave, responding to numerous homo allegations, giving Tajiri his patented high-altitude blowjob.
Dave: I'm not a homo.
Audience: Yeah right!

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Stacey: What do you mean they've already cast for Charlies Angels?

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Eugene flipped out when Regal and Eric started singing 'Just the two of us' on Karaoke.

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Matt and Lita looked shocked when they discovered that the era of mattitude was officially dead, and will remain buried forever, or at least for longer than the Undertaker.

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William Regal poses for a picture with the last remaining member of the BeeGees.

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Christians insistence on it being Halloween got declared ridiculous after he went bobbing for Hotdogs in the ketchup barrel.

Sorry, but that's all I had time for this week.
Will do better in future, I promise!

Blue Demon

05-13-2004, 10:30 AM

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Bichoff:...and that's how I killed WCW
Regal: I just saved 15% by switching to Geico direct.

Lamuella

05-13-2004, 12:46 PM

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The match was a classic, hampered only by the referee getting strung out on peyote and thinking his own shadow was trying to eat his face.

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HBK's interference had the match won until the ref accidentally trod on his fingers.

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A bump on the head gives HHH amnesia, and he is surprised by the last six months of WWE booking.

"What do you MEAN, I lost the title at Wrestlemania? Chris WHO has it? Isn't that vanilla midget still feuding with the FBI on Smackdown?"

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Following Eddy's lead, Trips and HBK become the June double action centerfold for Prison Bitch magazine.

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"Who wants to hear how Jesus has been a positive influence in my life?"

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Under the supervision of the ref, Batista prepares for belated Cinquo De Mayo celebrations with a lifesize Tajiri pinata.

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After a good feed, Tajiri had to be burped.

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God was enjoying his first ringside seats to a RAW show in a while. It wasn't often you got to see a man bite through another man's scrotum in midair.

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"Which one of you evil bitches stole my tits?"

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Seconds later, Edge lost his griip, and the resulting potential energy twanged Randy into the nosebleeds.

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REF: Do you submit?
RANDY (doing a very bad ventriloquist act): Yes-I-Do!

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Edge's new finisher, the Atomic Bumchuckle, sent Randy flying into the nosebleeds for the second time that night.

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Orton's celebrations were cut short when he realised that Edge had shrunk him and put him in his "WWE RAW Action Playset"

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"Were you out with a lady last night, sir? Ooh! Suit you, sir!"

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GAIL: For the last time, NO! You can't stroke my ass!
REF: Come on, just a little squeeze! It's like two hardboiled eggs in a handkerchief!

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"Do you think I could get away with just a quick pinch? I mean, she's not looking my way. I'll claim you did it."

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Kane admired Edge's tiny shrunken wrestler menagierie.

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It weas all too much. Terrorized by Kane last week, and now shrunken and put into a WWE playset. Lita turned to Matt for support... only to realise that this wasn't Matt, it was his action figure, complete with logo branded on the right hand side.

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"I say! A boston crab, sir? Single leg, sir? Suit you, sir!"

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In an unannounced cross-promotional move, William Regal brought out the winner of this year's Survivor. And didn't she look lovely?

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Christian struggled hard and hung on with tenacity. Only a few more inches and he had made it out of the wire-mesh prison that was Midcard Hell.

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Jericho tried to make his escape too, but was headed off at the pass by Kane. "No way, Canuck," the huge hoss said, "Get back to feuding with Rhyno."

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At the last second, when the referee slammed the door into Jericho's head, then revealed himself to be the lovechild of Jericho and Katie Vick, the audience knew that Russo had returned.

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The cover art for Prison Bitch was superb!

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When jericho applied to boston crab to Christian's right leg, the plucky little andreoid wrestler simply detached the leg and hopped to freedom!

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Christian strained so hard to get out of the Walls Of Jericho that he popped four veins in his head.

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Stabbing his opponent in the rectum with a pitchfork seemed unfair to Jericho, but if it was what Russo wanted, it was what Russo would get.

thuganomicalcrippler

05-13-2004, 02:07 PM

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There are more refined ways of becoming an eye doctor, Mr. Michaels.

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Ok, time for English class, children! Paul, can you tell me what credibility means?

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Perhaps a little tutoring would be in order for a less embarassing execution of the tombstone.

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Tajiri:You think you're a real powerhouse don't you Dave? But I'm better than you. I'm more supple, more flexible. See how flexible I am Dave? I can do toe touches. I can....Uh oh.

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The trio would forever rue the day they tried to play hide and seek with their careers.

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Regal: "So I was walking along the road, and I saw a funeral procession, with two coffins, followed by a man walking a dog, and about 200 subsequent men walking in single file behind him. My curiosity got the better of me, so I walked up to the chap with the dog and said, "Dreadfully sorry for your loss, my spiffing fellow, but could you satisfy my curiosity? As the Americans would say, 'What's with this funeral?' "
So then he said, "One of the coffins is my wife's, the other is my mother-in-law's. This dog here attacked my wife. I tried to stop him, but he killed her. He then jumped my mother-in-law, and he killed her too before I could stop him."
So then I said, "Smashing! Could I borrow this lovely dog?" Then Eric, If you'll believe me, guess what the good old chappie said? "Please join the queue."

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Goldberg:Sorry I'm late. Uh...did someone say something about an Elimination Chamber Match?
Jericho: :wtf:

Azriel

05-14-2004, 09:43 AM

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I am the great and powerful Oz

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Nobody thought Lita could botch the role of Dorothy, but she did. Thankfully, Matt was the perfect Scarecrow