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Old 05-11-2004, 04:03 PM   #1
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Fans thought it was rather cruel for Jericho to hold his former best friend in place while Stephanie had her squirting period...
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Old 05-11-2004, 04:06 PM   #2
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Fans thought it was rather cruel for Jericho to hold his former best friend in place while Stephanie had her squirting period... Carrie exacted her revenge...
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The Cage Match was well on its way to becoming a classic, when suddenly Christian was assassinated by the notorious Mid-Card Sniper.
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Despite the efforts of Benjiman to get him loose, Triple H's sharp, steel tipped boot was entrenched into the mat too hard to get out.


"Stone Cold...as your friends, we're worried about you. You've been wearing that wig for 6 weeks straight now. Please Steve, we wouldn't be confronting you about this if we didn't love you."


The newest WWE Films production: "Escape from the Midcard" staring Snake Christian.


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The dramatic conclusion to the Triple H/Shelton Benjamin feud would've been a lot more intense had the referee not been so focused on his push-ups.



Michaels knew he could take all of the referees without any trouble, but when they got the assistant janitors on their side, he had no choice but to back down.



Despite Hunter's elaborate security systems, it seems that one of the specimens managed to escape. Desparate measures would have to be taken before it could infect the main event and spread exciting matches and good promos, or else Project: Get Orton Over would be lost!



After the breakup with Trish, Jericho's genitalia couldn't go on living anymore and decided to take its own life by hanging itself. Needless to say, the rest of Y2J wasn't too happy with this decision.
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Shawn should have never f**ked around that evil Referee Clan.


Xtian: Ahh! Goddamn stupid Koopas! Tryin' to knock me off my cage!


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Some one should tell Orton that hell has no fury like an ugly woman scorn.
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No words can do this justice.... as Batista shows Tajri the true meaning of
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Evolution may have played the prank of the century, but they were hardly prepared for Shelton's fury after they'd stolen his pants.



The ref had them where he wanted. Now all that was left to end the HHH-HBK feud was to shut the lid on the invisible box.



Hunter secretly hoped no one noticed his uneven nipples.



Cops: in the WWE!

"Excuse me, folks, but you know where we can find a black guy or some white trash?"



HBK had no choice. He had to stop ... in the name of love!



Batista: "What the .... Japanese jobbers?!?!? But on Smackdown, it rains Playboy playmates!"



After his little wardrobe malfunction, Batista had to wrestle the entire match while holding up his suspenders.



At the last second, God does a run in to save Tajiri from a fate worse than death!



Molly: "So why couldn't the blonde make ice? Because she lost her grandma's recipe!"
Stacy: "Huh? I don't get it."



The second Randy started choking on his broccoli, Edge applies the Heimlech the only way he knows how.



Stupid Edge. He just had to try that broccoli.



Randy's victory was tarnished by the return of a gigantic Tammy Lynn Sytch.



Eric: "What's that you have behind your back?"
Regal: "The secret to pushing Eugene after his feud against Conway is over!"
Eric: "Brilliant!"
Regal: "Brilliant!"



Oh man... sleepover parties are getting brutal!



Kane: "Sorry to bug you there, Matt ... Lita ... but, have either of you seen my other eye?"



Lita: "So if this little piggie has roast beef, and this little piggie had none..."



William "The Prankster" Regal trips up both wrestlers by pulling the rug from out beneath their feet!



And the worst part of Regal's job? The bodywaxing after every match.



Y2J: "Hey, Problem Solver! What's the square root of 58392?"
Tomko: "Uhhhhh..."



Upon reaching the top of the cage, Jericho couldn't resist the urge to start singing "Old Man River."



Ref: "Ah, Mr. Jericho, welcome to the All-Americans Club."
Christian: "Hey, Ref, he's not really from Manhattan!"
Ref: "WHAT!?!?" *slams door*



Fans gaped in horror when the unmasked T-2000 began oozing through the chain links.



Until he saw the footage, Christian didn't understand why his mom would go into nervous convulsions from seeing his Gatorade ads.



Fun fact: Jericho had once been buried so badly that he had to collect extra cash by dancing around a metal pole.
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HBK had no choice. He had to stop ... in the name of love!



Randy's victory was tarnished by the return of a gigantic Tammy Lynn Sytch.



Eric: "What's that you have behind your back?"
Regal: "The secret to pushing Eugene after his feud against Conway is over!"
Eric: "Brilliant!"
Regal: "Brilliant!"



Kane: "Sorry to bug you there, Matt ... Lita ... but, have either of you seen my other eye?"



Y2J: "Hey, Problem Solver! What's the square root of 58392?"
Tomko: "Uhhhhh..."
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Though he denied being racist, Triple H found himself at a loss to explain why he'd punched through the torso of a black man.


Having the refs choreograph the gay pornos did not turn out bearable sights.


Triple H was doing well in the Spelling Bee Finals until he had to spell "credibility."


Fans booed as Triple H's Roman Empire Policemen moved in to arrest the born-again Christian, Shawn Michaels and take him to meet his fate.


The WWE's new Gay Bachelor reality series was off to an arousing start.


Moments after completing this move, Batista mysteriously started grunting and growling as his hair fell off, his skin whitened, and he grew a goatee.


Batista had always wanted to try some of that Kobe meat.


The ingenious Tajiri picked up the win by countout when he suffocated Batista by burying his head up his ass.


The spirit of competition is one thing, but pitting a blonde against an Asian in a calculus contest is just plain unfair.


Try as he might, Edge just couldn't fullfill his threat to tie Orton around the ring post in a knot.


Orton wasn't too subtle in the mouting motions of his ventriloquist act.


While most wrestlers dug through people's asses to find pushes, Orton figured that since Edge looked so much like Triple H, digging through his crotch would yield him another year-long push.


Orton may have retained his title, but he was screwed when Giant Gangrel made his debut, attacked Orton from behind, and started up the New Bigger Brood.

And the worst part was that Van Helsing was on the other show...


It's gonna be pretty hard to beat the "Brilliant" line, but I'll try...
Regal: "Hey, Eric. If cops are pigs, does that make you a Snausage?"
Bischoff: "Clever, William. Did you stay up all night writing that?"
Regal: "No, I got to bed around two, two-thirty."


The game of Twister was getting a little messy, and someone had to clear things up.


Victoria groaned. Practicing karate chops while taking a shit was so NOT the thing to do right now, ref.


The show was momentarily interupted by Kane making an emotion public request to help him in his search for his credibility.


Given Lita's propencity towards botching anything, neither Matt nor Lita was too enthused when that dastardly Eric announced a Blowjob Match between the two next week.


Regal was so entranced by Eugene's work that he failed notice that he'd been snagged by the hand-sucking portal located at the edge of the ring apron.


Dinsmore was so eager to do something--anything--to improve his gimmick that he tried to gain Austin-esque heat by calling for some bears.
"Nice try," sighed Regal. "Nice try."


Christian peered over the edge and into the abyss and shuddered. So that's what midcard hell looked like.


Tomko wasn't sure he could take on Jericho. I mean, he'd just used his yoga power to float to the top of the cage! There was no telling what else he could do!


Jericho dazzled the audience with his spectacular top cage moonwalking skills.


Jericho reinstates his Lionhearted gimmick by turning his head into the actual mane of a lion.


Neither Jericho nor Christian were a fan of the new WWE lineup poses.


Things were going well for Christian until he slipped and accidentally hung himself on the truss of the cage suspension structure.


The fans thought it was rather cruel of Jericho to hold Christian down while Carrie exacted her revenge.


The constant holding down, the middlecard feuds, the manipulative backstage politics... Jericho just couldn't take them anymore.

OR

"Tarzan" Jericho debuted to much success.
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Jericho: I'm Spic-aye!
Tokomo: You know, that just barely works for Burger King.


Lita (thinking): So my matches really are that bad...why hasn't anyone told me?
Matt (thinking): Great now she knows, and I'll never hear the end of it.


Regal: Hey right nut.
Bischoff: Yes, left nut?
Regal: Looks like we got a dick inbetween us.
Eugene: You know it is bad enough to be retard without have 5th grade joke made about me, I'm out.
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Someone is finally holding down Triple H.



The fans were shocked when the referee started rabbit punching Triple H.



Seeing the Ark of the Covenant was just too much for Triple H...



Rollins: (offscreen) This ****in' City, is run by pigs! They try to take the rights from, All the Kids!



HBK was gonna have a hard time now that the prison guards have joined forces with the escaped Convicts.



Batista does all he can to keep Tajiri from being abducted by Aliens.



Batista: I got this new pet Tajiri, Hunter, can I keep him, huh? huh? huh?



After hearing of Val Venis' run in Kaientai, he decided to take out his agression on the first Japanese man he met. He didn't like the concept of "Chompy Chompy your Pee-pee," but eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, and ValBUZZski for a Valbowski.



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Worst. Boston Crab. Ever!



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Edge: Where did you learn this move?

Randy: From Pat Paterson.

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Randy celebrates his victory by doing chin ups in front of Nicole Bass.



William: I found a way to keep Eugene in line.

Eric: How's that?

Eugene: Hey, William, I've stuck my hands to my head again!

William: Let's just say that Rhyno owes me one...



The Referee is suffering from left hand turning into Gail Kim syndrome.



Ref: Did you hear about Kurt's accident?

Victoria: Yeah, I tried the Sid kick a week and a half ago, and it's still bothering me.

Gail: What's a Sid kick?



Kane's Phantom of the Opera gimmick started off HUGE!



Lita: what's a menage a trois and why are you being forced to have one with Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah?

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William has fun with shadow puppets as Eugene applies the Iron Claw to Stevie Richards.



The Mexican aliens surround the ring to make sure that all rules are being followed.



Tyson picks the damndest time to start counting holes in the cage...



Y2J: Damn, I'm higher than RVD!



Y2J: Are the steps back in place?

Ref: (checking) A.... little to the left.



fans were not pleased when Triple H made Christian "pay his dues" in the middle of the cage match.



Ref: 18, 298, 9, 234, 90, 69, 4, 29...

Christian: DAMMIT! I lost count! Now I have to start all over again!



Ref: 90, 37, 16, 298...

Christian: :foc:

Ref: I was kidding, no need to pop a blood vessel in your head...



Jericho pauses; He remembers what happened when Kurt tried to recreate Sid's kick from Sin, but he thinks that he can do it right. A few moments later, he learns just how wrong he was...
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Eugene waves goodbye to Johnny "the bulls" career.
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Eugene waves goodbye to Johnny "the bulls" his own career.
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I'm Going to be making my Captioning debut Next Raw
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You should make it TWO weeks from now.
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You should make it TWO weeks from now.
Any reason in particular? I was thinking that theres gonna be a great picure for an orgy related caption during the 20 man thingy next week
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Im lost what happens in two weeks?
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For the last several weeks, anytime they wanted to hype something on RAW, it was always "Two weeks from tonight."

Benoit vs. Michaels happened two weeks after it was announced
Eugene vs. Conway happened two weeks after it was announced

Sort of a running RAW joke, I guess.

So, to hype your RAW Caption debut, the joke is that you should wait two weeks, because that's when everything happens.
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Ahhhhhhhh Now I get it

I will be making my Captioning Debut TWO weeks from now
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One Word: Reproduction.



Ref: STOP!
Guard1: DON'T
Guard2: MOVE!
Guard3: ANY!
Guard4: BENCH!
......
Ref: Or.
Guard1: You.
Guard2: Will
Guard3: Be
Guard4: BLIMP!
All: ....



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Edge: Does the front go into the side or do I jam my knee into your back?
Randy: Edge....we are not Lego's, we are human beings and this is not the best way to make me quit.



WWE decided to create Stu and Dru...and their baby: Tommy Finster.



Tyson Tomko: Stop! I am dee problem solva! Here is the time where I go beserk and knock down this stupid cage! *Shakes cage and tries to rip it off, but no can do* Damnit! Oh well, I better go back into my cage and resupply on vegies!
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Why is Sean's cage empty?


HBK: Okay guys, I was hoping for some Indians, some bikers and some construction workers, but you gotta work with what you got. Alright then, when the music starts, just stay in the background until it gets to the chorus.
Come in on the 'Y'.


Dave, responding to numerous homo allegations, giving Tajiri his patented high-altitude blowjob.
Dave: I'm not a homo.
Audience: Yeah right!


Stacey: What do you mean they've already cast for Charlies Angels?


Eugene flipped out when Regal and Eric started singing 'Just the two of us' on Karaoke.


Matt and Lita looked shocked when they discovered that the era of mattitude was officially dead, and will remain buried forever, or at least for longer than the Undertaker.


William Regal poses for a picture with the last remaining member of the BeeGees.


Christians insistence on it being Halloween got declared ridiculous after he went bobbing for Hotdogs in the ketchup barrel.



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