OldSchoolFan
01-09-2013, 03:24 PM
I just heard from a friend who I can not reveal- due to the size of his nose and placement in the sack with a certain McMahon- that this is totally legit!!!
In an effort to "rebalance" the state of the WWE they have decided to make a couple of changes to the Royal Rumble. The plan is to increase it to 41 men and every belt is on the line in the form that whoever eliminates the current champion will become the new champion. The plan is for John Cena to enter number one and win it. He will also eliminate all 40 of the opponents. Plans are in place to assure that the Rumble last just over 1 hour and 5 minutes. By doing this they will place every title on him except the WWE, give him the record for most eliminations, the record for winning "The Biggest Rumble Ever", and give him the record for most time spent in the rumble itself. Following this the plan is to make every match at WreslteMania and Hell in A Cell involving Cena which he will win them all thus winning the final title to complete his set, ending "The Streak", and making him the only man to ever wrestle in multiple Hell in a Cell matches in the same night.
And I broke it before Ryan Clark... suck on that bitch!!!
In an effort to "rebalance" the state of the WWE they have decided to make a couple of changes to the Royal Rumble. The plan is to increase it to 41 men and every belt is on the line in the form that whoever eliminates the current champion will become the new champion. The plan is for John Cena to enter number one and win it. He will also eliminate all 40 of the opponents. Plans are in place to assure that the Rumble last just over 1 hour and 5 minutes. By doing this they will place every title on him except the WWE, give him the record for most eliminations, the record for winning "The Biggest Rumble Ever", and give him the record for most time spent in the rumble itself. Following this the plan is to make every match at WreslteMania and Hell in A Cell involving Cena which he will win them all thus winning the final title to complete his set, ending "The Streak", and making him the only man to ever wrestle in multiple Hell in a Cell matches in the same night.
And I broke it before Ryan Clark... suck on that bitch!!!