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WWE's plans to "fix" itself...
I just heard from a friend who I can not reveal- due to the size of his nose and placement in the sack with a certain McMahon- that this is totally legit!!!
In an effort to "rebalance" the state of the WWE they have decided to make a couple of changes to the Royal Rumble. The plan is to increase it to 41 men and every belt is on the line in the form that whoever eliminates the current champion will become the new champion. The plan is for John Cena to enter number one and win it. He will also eliminate all 40 of the opponents. Plans are in place to assure that the Rumble last just over 1 hour and 5 minutes. By doing this they will place every title on him except the WWE, give him the record for most eliminations, the record for winning "The Biggest Rumble Ever", and give him the record for most time spent in the rumble itself. Following this the plan is to make every match at WreslteMania and Hell in A Cell involving Cena which he will win them all thus winning the final title to complete his set, ending "The Streak", and making him the only man to ever wrestle in multiple Hell in a Cell matches in the same night. And I broke it before Ryan Clark... suck on that bitch!!! -Not Cool Enough For People To Care About A Sig- |
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Resident drug enabler
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Oh I get it. Because Cena never jobs, right? Is that what you were going for here?
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Y2KoTF
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Best idea ever. We need more people with groundbreaking thoughts like yours posting here, well done.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#5 |
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He makes a valid point. John Cena never jobs. Ever. Look it up.
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Never happened.
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#7 |
Resident drug enabler
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Ever.
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#8 |
Resident drug enabler
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Just pick a match.
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#9 |
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Dunno why you're getting so worked up, he clearly states it isn't his idea but that he heard it from a source.
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#10 |
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Whether it be on a bigger stage or a mundane TV match.
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#11 |
Resident drug enabler
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He says some guy with a big nose who has some sort of "placement in the sack" with a McMahon. All the McMahons are married. I think the fact that one of them is cheating with some guy with a big nose who OldSchoolFan knows is the bigger story here.
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I never thought of it that way, we could be onto a Pulitzer here.
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Resident drug enabler
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Unless the "McMahon" in question is one of Stephanie and Triple H's daughters... in which case that's a whole other issue...
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Out Of Step
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Who are they married too you mean?
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Vince shacking up with Barbra Streisand
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oohwoo oohwoo woo-ooh ooh ooh
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#17 |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Well, there's a mental image that'll keep me up nights...
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Y2KoTF
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Keep you 'up'
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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oohwoo oohwoo woo-ooh ooh ooh
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#21 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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#22 |
You know that’s right
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I would enjoy that Royal Rumble. Hope it happens.
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#23 |
You know that’s right
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Would also enjoy another Rumble where Kai En Tai interferes 6 times and TAKA breaks his face again.
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#24 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Ryan Clark in an unreliable source of wrestling information? My entire life is a lie now! Noooo! Say it's not true! It's can't be true! It's impossible!!
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#25 |
Out Of Step
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