**OFFICIAL RAW THREAD FOR 1/14/2013!!!!** MAJOR DIVA SPOILER, Dr. Shelby! Taker? HBK? Flair? WOOOO!

[James Diesel]

Sign Guy's there

[Frank Drebin]

This has been a pretty good match so far.

[James Diesel]

SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR

[Corndad]

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[Haze]

God damn what a spear!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That was the best spear seen in WWE in years.

[Schlomey]

Shame

[Cool King]

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a pretty nice spear.

:wavesad: Eve

[CSL]

hahaha that guy definitely didn't show up tonight at RAW with that sign

[Corndad]

Love that girl.

[Frank Drebin]

Fare thee well Eve.

[Innovator]

Nice spear

[James Diesel]

Uh oh, Punk turning Clay heel?

[Corndad]

Brodus doin the job

[Schlomey]

Lol he talks like a white man in black face back in the day

[Cool King]

Oh, it's Brodus. :|

[Schlomey]

...mama

[Schlomey]

Bad story worse match

[Frank Drebin]

Face Donald Trump

[Frank Drebin]

Tappin' to the anaconda vice.

[Poit]

Brodus with a bit of Gangnam Style right there.

[Cool King]

♫ Funk is gonna job
Funk is gonna job.... ♫

[James Diesel]

This will be Brodus's best match ever, thanks to Punk

[Schlomey]

First clay match I've ever looked forward to

[CSL]

the boy is a star

[Frank Drebin]

Cookie Puss is no Fruity Pebbles.

[Poit]

Punk's glorious hair. :(

[Schlomey]

Lol she- monster

[Innovator]

Punk just tried the king hippo strategy

[CSL]

keep thinking "skinny Claudio" whenever I see Punk's head with that buzz cut

[Frank Drebin]

lol punk

[Schlomey]

God I love punk

[Shisen Kopf]

Brodus Clay has lost some weight I think. Look at him a few months ago

http://nexxtlevelup.com/wp-content/uploads/Nintendo-characters-games-art-mike-tyson-king-hippo-2.jpg

[Schlomey]

Does any of u get wwe magazine?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Is this the first time Brodus has wrestled for longer than like a minute?

[Corndad]

Best Brodus has looked.

[CSL]

Clay's gear has a "400lb dominatrix" feel to it

[Schlomey]

Great tv match by both. Again shocked. Drunk n happy.

[Rollermacka]

♫ Funk is gonna job
Funk is gonna job.... ♫



and if this was TNA, Brodus would have won and would not be mentioned again for another 4 months...

[Frank Drebin]

God I love punk

Gonna love the Rumble title match. First time in a while the actual Rumble wont be the match I want to see most.

[Schlomey]

Gonna love the Rumble title match. First time in a while the actual Rumble wont be the match I want to see most.

Ditto. Undercard is shaping up to be hot......not normal for the rr

[Frank Drebin]

Wished they didnt cut away as Punk was dancing and tipping his cap. That was about to be great.

[Haze]

I cannot wait for this match!

[PullMyFinger]

While I'm a Rock fan, and hope he wins....CM Punk is the best and strongest heel since Triple H 2001...he's like the Bret Hart of today....excellent heel and wrestler, awesome on the mic...not to the level of SCSA, Mankind, Rock...but amazing at what he does.

[Frank Drebin]

ok, time to show Bossman driving away with Big Shows daddy.

[Schlomey]

Way better than Bret ever was on the mic. No question.

[Corndad]

Miss Shane o Mac

[ClockShot]

HE JUST CUT ME OFF! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Edge mocking Flair

[Rock Bottom]

half paying attention to Raw, hear the austin glass shatter, look at the screen and feel dumb as fuck

[Corndad]

Wow I forgot when Cryme Tyme was big.

[Rock Bottom]

btw clockshot great avatar

ps. WE WILL MEET AGAIN

[CSL]

god that Edge segment where he rips Flair's road rage arrest was amazing

[Poit]

No Angle milk truck. :(

[ClockShot]

Heh. Vince's limo blowing up with him inside.

The day EVERYONE thought he was dead.

[Frank Drebin]

memba Beyond the Mat, when Foley's kids were scarred for life after Mankind/Rock?

[Cool King]

"nobody remembers that."

lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol "you Rockbottomed me last year"
"yeah nobody remembers that"

[Poit]

"If you trust me - "
"You Rock Bottomed me last year."
"No one remembers that."

:lol:

[Rock Bottom]

wonder if rock really forgot he rock bottomed him

[Schlomey]

memba Beyond the Mat, when Foley's kids were scarred for life after Mankind/Rock?

Yes made me think how bad of a dad he was in that moment.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Schlomey]

3mb deserves better :(

[Rock Bottom]

wonder if 3mb really will eliminate sheamus from the rumble

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nah 3MB suit being a comedy heel jobber team. They'd lose all their charm if they won more.

[Haze]

How long before The Shield comes down to retaliate for earlier?

[Rock Bottom]

jinder looks like a shorter arabic kurrgan

[Schlomey]

Yessssss

[ClockShot]

Heh heh.

Wow.

[Cool King]

I'm glad I bet on the ginger guy to win. :shifty:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol I eat my words.

[Haze]

Did they just win?

[Frank Drebin]

Sheamus is being a bully

[Schlomey]

Noooooo lobster headddddd

[Schlomey]

Lol meat

[Emperor Smeat]

Dr Shelby needs to help out Sheamus with his anger issues.

[Cool King]

lol Braden Walker.

[CSL]

1000 internet fans wanted to laugh at that Braden Walker reference but didn't because Cena said it. And Meat reference whaaaaattttt

[Corporate CockSnogger]

DA MIZZZZZZZZ

[Schlomey]

Best 1 minute of Cena ever me thinks

[Frank Drebin]

not used to Miz as a face yet

[Cool King]

Actually John, that happened 11 years ago, not 10.

[Schlomey]

Wooooooooooo

[Corporate CockSnogger]

"Here's a hint..."

and then my stream froze.

[James Diesel]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Schlomey]

Follow the wooooos iginfest

[ClockShot]

Flair's back again?

What DID WWE and TNA work out to get this to happen?

[Schlomey]

Wwe owns the world

[Poit]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1945966/81499115.gif

[Cool King]

Flair's back again?

What DID WWE and TNA work out to get this to happen?

Maybe they didn't work anything out and Flair is just all "Fuck TNA, I'll do what I want".

[CSL]

Flair's back again?

What DID WWE and TNA work out to get this to happen?

TNA released Flair and WWE signed or paid Flair. Not a lot of working out

[ClockShot]

TNA released Flair and WWE signed or paid Flair. Not a lot of working out


Did I read something that with this lawsuit WWE and TNA are in, WWE can't grab any TNA talent until it passes?

[Cool King]

"My guest at this time needs no introduction!"

*Proceeds to give Ric Flair an introduction*

[CSL]

last I "heard", TNA hadn't followed up the suit and it was dropped. Or something. Read it online so who the fuck knows

[Rollermacka]

So since the Four Horseman went into the hall of fame as a stable... does that mean Mongo has a Hall of Fame ring?

[ClockShot]

A sofa and a loveseat are in the ring. Yet they're sitting in director's chairs.

*scratches head*

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Everytime I see Flair now he looks more and more like Dustin Hoffman.

[Frank Drebin]

HES TOTALLY SHOOTING GUYS!!!!

[Bad News Gertner]

Slater. Is now better than Sheamus

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This is a bit cringeworthy.

Miz needs to go back to being a heel.

[CSL]

lol Miz does the worst Flair strut ever

[Rollermacka]

... still not the best WOOOO off




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[Corndad]

It wasn't Snisky's fault guys.

[James Diesel]

That was a greatly edited package

[Frank Drebin]

no, dont show Austin saying "what"

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This segment means nothing without Jeff Jarrett calling somebody Slapnuts. I don't care if it never happened on Raw.

[ClockShot]

Great video right here.

[CSL]

*awaiting Lance Storm tweet about seeing himself on RAW*

[Schlomey]

Good for Ryder he got on the show lol

[James Diesel]

That was a greatly edited package


Kinda like mine?

Yea beat you to it.

In your face jerks

[Rollermacka]

*awaiting Val Venis tweet about seeing himself on RAW*

Fixed it ;)

[ClockShot]

Limo ridin', jet flyin'..................

[Cool King]

Unblurred WWF Logo during Jericho's segment there.

[Corndad]

Love the tights lol

[CSL]

Fixed it ;)

pffft I don't follow that punter

[Frank Drebin]

love the American get up hes got

[Cool King]

Antonioooooooooo! Spilchuk is a shithead.

[Frank Drebin]

A heel wearing America stuff. Love it.

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALIMONY PAYMENTS!

[ClockShot]

BURN!

[Frank Drebin]

If they can bring back the IC classic belt, I would like to see the old US title make a comeback as well.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4791921651090202&pid=15.1

[CSL]

*INSIDER WRESTLING TERM ALERT*

[Schlomey]

Flair just did my favorite thing he does

[Emperor Smeat]

:D classic Flair beating the crap out of his clothes

[Corndad]

What did these Coats do to anybody LOL

[Cool King]

Lawler said it was the passing of the torch of the figure four.

We'll see if The Miz uses the figure four in the future.

[Rock Bottom]

Man, that was a really really good segment.

Cesaro was brutal with his insults, and Miz and Flair had some good chemistry.

[Schlomey]

Good way to get miz over. Put him with flair or pass his move on. Brilliant forward thinking segment if they ever use it.

[CSL]

Johnny Jeter looking guy on that Orbit gum ad right there

[Corndad]

I miss the good WWE commercials like this one.

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[Schlomey]

Yes!

[James Diesel]

Wooooooo more Daniel Bryan

[Corndad]

That Rumble commercial looked like it was filmed in a TGI Fridays

[CSL]

Austin/Tyson is probably the greatest segment in RAW history

[CSL]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Got to love the Irony of being included in <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW20">#RAW20</a> for my mic work.</p>&mdash; Lance Storm (@Storm_Wrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/Storm_Wrestling/status/291019981070688256" data-datetime="2013-01-15T03:12:25+00:00">January 15, 2013</a></blockquote>
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lol fair play

[Corndad]

Mustache Comb.

[James Diesel]

Oh shit. Dashing Cody's moustache

[Rollermacka]

WWE spent their money on celebrities like Mike Tyson durring the Monday Night Wars... WCW on the other hand

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[Poit]

Is it my imagination, or are the recaps more reasonable tonight?

[Schlomey]

Goodbye for reals eva

[ClockShot]

Happy trails, Eve. Your beauty will be missed.

[Cool King]

Eve quits?

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The only way to retire from pro wrestling with dignity is to quit on a cell phone app. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/291022573830012929" data-datetime="2013-01-15T03:22:43+00:00">January 15, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Keith]

All of a sudden WWE's Divas roster is kinda thin, right?

[Corndad]

Fare well...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L3_qblDHazE/TFc-PLv_q2I/AAAAAAAAAYY/m45pw-kNG3I/s1600/eve5.jpg

[Immortal Moose]

All of a sudden WWE's Divas roster is kinda thin, right?

Very.

[Schlomey]

Shocking I know!

[Cool King]

Fare well...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L3_qblDHazE/TFc-PLv_q2I/AAAAAAAAAYY/m45pw-kNG3I/s1600/eve5.jpg

http://www.bwcommunity.org/uploads/profile/photo-993.gif?_r=1338283786

[Rock Bottom]

I remember I never really paid attention to Eve, then she changed her hair and I wanted to invade her

[Schlomey]

Seems every time a diva quits or "gets fired" it's on a backstage or after the show backstage segment.

[James Diesel]

No need to take off your shoes to count divas

[CSL]

they're interchangeable enough/there's enough of them in development that they'll be fine

[Keith]

Eve was putting together some damn good matches lately, too.

Guess she got burned out or just wanted to do other things.

[James Diesel]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/537251_495627793809613_1102225668_n.jpg

[Droford]

Championship fiesta?

Someone invite Brock lesnar

[Corndad]

Langston's Boobs are Epic.

[Schlomey]

Has a wedding ever went well in wwe? Macho and Liz?

[ClockShot]

That was 2005?

Damn, I'm old.

[Rock Bottom]

Man, Big E doesn't give a fuck about any of this

[CSL]

Eve was putting together some damn good matches lately, too.

Guess she got burned out or just wanted to do other things.

apparently, quite a few of them (Kelly Kelly being the latest) get offers to model, film offers etc but can't for the most part because of working for the fed, leave for the "greener pastures" and find interest in those fields dries up pretty quickly as soon as they no longer are under the WWE banner. Could be along those lines

[Keith]

"A no-good lying *DING*"

[CSL]

ahhhhhh Steph in that wedding dress

[ClockShot]

Hoping the HHH/Steph Vegas drive-thru wedding makes an appearance.

[Keith]

apparently, quite a few of them (Kelly Kelly being the latest) get offers to model, film offers etc but can't for the most part because of working for the fed, leave for the "greener pastures" and find interest in those fields dries up pretty quickly as soon as they no longer are under the WWE banner. Could be along those lines

Yes, I once heard Triple H say this during an interview with Opie and Anthony, that the women reach a certain level of recognition, leave WWE, and then find out there's nothing out there for them because they're no longer affiliated with WWE.

[ClockShot]

Zigs' hair is a little on the gold side, ain't it?

[James Diesel]

Ziggler looks like he didn't have enough time to heel up

[Cool King]

Championship fiesta?

Someone invite Brock lesnar

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/VanillaFire1000/BrockDancing.gif

[Schlomey]

I'm off for tonite. Match and rock concert hen sleep. Gnite fellas.

[James Diesel]

GOOD OL' JR!!!!!!!!!

[CSL]

Dolph's one of those guys who'd really do well to stray away from the "word for word written promos"

[Savio]

Ziggler reminds me of Barny from "HIMYM"

[Cool King]

J.R!

[James Diesel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/VanillaFire1000/BrockDancing.gif

I was there live at the age of 13. LAWL'd all over the Tacoma Dome. Then sadface'd cause I remembered I was in Tacoma

[CSL]

Zigs' hair is a little on the gold side, ain't it?

freshly dyed

[Keith]

Wow, a 4-man announce team?

[Droford]

This 20th anniversary has been a letdown

[Keith]

Shades of "Old Spice" during that "5 Hour Energy" commercial.

[James Diesel]

This 20th anniversary has been a letdown

Just wait till it hits rock bottom.

I hate that I made that joke

[James Diesel]

HAHA Fuck Michael Cole

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol have they just fucked off Michael Cole?

[Cool King]

No Cole.

[DaveBrawl]

Little Cena rap.

[Savio]

ZZ Top

[James Diesel]

Is that Dusty Hill?

[Krimzon7]

fuck that little kid and john cena if DZ had to get a jobber entrance!

[Cool King]

Billy Gibbons sighting.

[Krimzon7]

is there a Jim Ross Drinking Game? We should make one

[Krimzon7]

John just Thumbed Dolph's cock

[CSL]

are the sweaties really not tired of doing the "Cena sucks" schtick yet

[James Diesel]

is there a Jim Ross Drinking Game? We should make one

Not sure, but found this while looking for one

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1fIfhuyhbVE/UHMllyx0T6I/AAAAAAAAVKw/j1cimFsDVT8/s1600/vince_mcmahon_jim_ross_impression-650x369.png

[Cool King]

I've missed J.R.

It's good to hear him again.

[Aikido]

Gratuitous Ziggler ass shot........nothing to see here....move along....

[Keith]

What's the point of having a steel cage match if you can win by pinfall?

[Cool King]

Ziggler becoming more and more like Billy Gunn every week.

[Corndad]

Dolph's gonna be torn in half.

[Keith]

LOL @ JR: "Dolph Ziggler's gonna be 6'4 by the time this is over".

Gotta love JR.

[James Diesel]

The fact that CM Punk was reduced to midcard with a dancing dinosaur and The Rock gets top billing in a losing match to his guitar, is bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllshit

[Corndad]

Something tells me we haven't seen the last of Punk tonight.

[CSL]

The fact that CM Punk was reduced to midcard with a dancing dinosaur and The Rock gets top billing in a losing match to his guitar, is bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllshit

who do you think Rock is gonna sing about

[James Diesel]

Yea, I'm expecting a GTS

[Corndad]

Why doesn't Langston just go in the cage?

[Keith]

I just hope we don't have any "We Will Rock You" tonight.

[CSL]

this is a great match btw

[Haze]

Jim Ross makes every match feel bigger than it already is!

[James Diesel]

who do you think Rock is gonna sing about

Houston, himself in 3rd person, Vickie

[CSL]

they're eating it up

[James Diesel]

Awesome DDT

[Corndad]

Nice DDT

[James Diesel]

lol Michael Cole's just sitting on the end, all alone

[ClockShot]

WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

There's a door, AJ.

[DaveBrawl]

AJ turning into the Hulk

[Haze]

AJ going Superfly?

[Poit]

AJ forgot about the cage door.

[Savio]

......................................

[CSL]

Why doesn't Langston just go in the cage?

cue Shisen Kopf in 3...2...

[Keith]

Man, AJ Lee would've been so awesome back in 1999 as part of Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness.

[Savio]

.........................................

[Savio]

I agree with the Smelly Meatball post below me

[Emperor Smeat]

This feud has become way too one sided.

[Corndad]

This feud has become way too one sided.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Rockyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Immortal Moose]

is there a Jim Ross Drinking Game? We should make one

The Vault needs to come back just for this game.
http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/lofiversion/index.php?t1550.html

1 shot for:
"Bah gawd!"
"Dammit!"
"scalded dog"
"crazier than a pet coon"
"government mule"

2 shots for:
confusing Matt and Jeff
confusing Edge and Christian
a "modified" or "variation" move
not calling the match
"Booger Red"
"scintillating"

3 shots for:
confusing people who look nothing alike
"Austin! Austin! Austin!"
A bad mixed metaphor "They're grabbing the brass ring from the window of opportunity" and the like

The Whole Damn Bottle for:
"my dead mama"

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I want him to grow his goatee back :(

[James Diesel]

Its 8 and Rock's just now getting out? Thanks for making me miss HIMYM, you Hollywood fuck

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Its 8 and Rock's just now getting out? Thanks for making me miss HIMYM, you Hollywood fuck

If you don't like him, and you do like that awful show, why don't you just switch over?

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dolph whacks big E, cena hits the AAand AJ's howlin' at the moon!</p>&mdash; Kofi Kingston (@TrueKofi) <a href="https://twitter.com/TrueKofi/status/291031211172851712" data-datetime="2013-01-15T03:57:02+00:00">January 15, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Corporate CockSnogger]

Although it's 4am here and I wish he'd come out earlier so I could get some sleep.

[Cool King]

With Billy Gibbons in the front row and this being a Rock Concert, I wouldn't be surprised if Billy Gibbons gets a mention from The Rock.

[James Diesel]

Because seeing Rock get laid out is better than QUALITY TELEVISION

[PullMyFinger]

Rock holds a point. I laugh when I hear all these wrestlers bitch and moan about how the Rock is just coming in, stealing the thunder, and leaving. Goes to every wrestler in the last few years - nothing is handed to you, you need to work hard to get the level of the attitude stars.

[Road Warrior]

Rock must of forgot how to play guitar

[James Diesel]

This is already garbage

[Corndad]

um.. ok.

[James Diesel]

HA I was right

[Cool King]

Dusty Hill, I was close, but wrong.

[PullMyFinger]

Calm down people, he's playing the guitar - how is this segment boring? Entertaining as hell.

[Cool King]

Thanks Rock, I will use that one.

[CSL]

HA I was right

wasn't at all alluded to earlier

[Bad News Gertner]

I can't wait till the Rock sqaushes that vanilla midget and leaves allof Punk's fat basement dwelling virgins crying in their lard buckets.

[Corndad]

No Biach

[Cool King]

lol Rock.

I love it when Cole and Lawler piss themselves laughing.

[Corndad]

Well that was better then the Heyman song at least lol

[James Diesel]

wasn't at all alluded to earlier

You are correct. It was in no way referenced to my claim of Dusty Hill 30 minutes ago

[PullMyFinger]

Yeah what a horrible segment, the whole damn crowd is chanting more right now than they have with any other wrestler the last few years. Aside from Taker, Triple, and the usual Attitude guys.

[CSL]

Punk should sing ala Austin/Rock

[Aikido]

#TwinkyTits

[Bad News Gertner]

Haha the Rock is amazing

[Keith]

Heh, "Twinkie Tits".

I smiled.