Official 2013 Royal Rumble Discussion Thread (Classic Vince McMahon Intro Video Inside)

[XCaliber]

Woah the Rumble in the middle of the PPV wtf?

[CSL]

Billy Gunn #2

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Ziggler needs to win this... Flip the fucking switch already, he should be a main eventer.

[Krimzon7]

Dolph=Greatness

and everybody's been in AJ's mouth. can't wait for my turn

[CSL]

that jacket is immense

[Droford]

JERICHO

[Tazz Dan]

Y2J!!!!!!

[loopydate]

FUCK YES!

[Arrogance]

Jericho! +1

[Krow]

YES!

[James Steele]

I NAILED IT!!! I TOLD YOU JERICHO WOULD BE IN THE FUCKING RUMBLE!!!!!

[Immortal Moose]

HOLY SHIT!

[Skippord]

did not see that coming

[VSG]

WHAT

[Emperor Smeat]

:D JERICHO

[Krimzon7]

didn't see tat one...

[CSL]

that's a pop ladies and gentleman

[Ermaximus]

YES! YES! YES!

[Evil Vito]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Fox]

A sparkling jacket!!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fuuuuuuuuck

[Triple Naitch]

Yes!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

JERICHO!!!!

[Nicky Fives]

Y2J!

[SammyG]

MARKOUT

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MARKING OUT BRO!

[Triple Naitch]

JeriBurns

[James Steele]

YESSSSSS!!!! Chris Jericho is one of only 2 wrestlers I consider better than Triple H.

[Rock Bottom]

Man, nice

[Theo Dious]

JERICHO!

[Krimzon7]

this rumble is already better than last year. we get uninterrupted dolph/y2j!!!

[Krow]

I think I just peed a little.

[James Steele]

CHRIS MOTHER FUCKIN' JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Arrogance]

That jacket reeks of arrogance.

[Keith]

Haha cool. I hope we get more surprises.

[Road Warrior]

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN !!!!!

[el bobbo]

YESSSDSSSSSSSS

[dronepool]

Yay, Y2J.

[James Steele]

Awesome storyline continuation too. Nice touch, WWE.

[James Steele]

Fuck, he looks weird with that arm tattoo.

[Skippord]

Jericho got tattoozzzzzzzzzzzz

[Ermaximus]

New tat for Y2J.

[Savio]

punk owes jericho some money

[Droford]

I partly expected Jericho to troll everyone again by eliminating himself right off the bat and reveal he's team Ziggler now

[James Steele]

Chris Jericho hasn't wrestled 6 months, and he will probably be in the final four and not even look winded.

The POWER of DDPYoga.

[Nicky Fives]

Jericho has some new ink.....

[Skippord]

lol imagine how bummed everyone would be if Jericho just got eliminated right there

[Fox]

"I never lost it baby!"

[James Steele]

"You still got it!"

He's only been gone for 6 months.

[Ermaximus]

"I NEVER LOST IT BABY!"

[CSL]

Jericho's gym contract expired the same time as his WWE one I think

[el bobbo]

Jericho looks ripped as fuck.

[Tazz Dan]

Liontamer!

[Outsider]

Fucking hell.

Thought I could sneak in a piss without missing anything.

What a fuck up.

[CSL]

Jericho looks ripped as fuck.

you're looking at Dolph

[loopydate]

I like Cole giving insights from past winners. I also like them starting with good technical workers

[James Steele]

Liontamer = Cum in my britches

[Droford]

damnit kofi you were supposed to be #2, not 4

[VSG]

Jericho/Ziggles at WM or is this a 1-off only?

[Droford]

If I was in the Rumble I'd handcuff myself to the bottom rope

[James Steele]

WWE missed the boat with Kofi after not capitalizing on that Orton feud.

[James Steele]

I'm worried they will try and get too crazy with the "OH NO ALMOST ELIMINATED" spots and Ziggler will fuck up and get eliminated when he is supposed to win it.

[CSL]

Jericho/Ziggles at WM or is this a 1-off only?

I'd guess he's back for that Mania payday, dunno if it'll be with Ziggler tho

[Droford]

santino trying to clean house lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yessssas santino's good for my pool

[VSG]

I'd guess he's back for that Mania payday, dunno if it'll be with Ziggler tho

Probably

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Santino

[Arrogance]

Well, thank God I had #5 in Steele's clusterfuck.

[crusnik]

damn wish I can see this...

[James Steele]

I think I just saw Kofi's asshole.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yeas 3MB! All three are gonna come clean house and play a gig

[Nicky Fives]

I love Drew

[Outsider]

If wrestling games have taught me anything, hammering A is key in this match.

[James Steele]

WHOSE GOING TO PERSEVERE AND GO ON TO HEADLINE WRESTLEMANIAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!

[CSL]

lol completely pointless bump from Drew

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I think the internet would have exploded if Titus eliminated Dolph.

[Droford]

Goldust lol

[Tazz Dan]

Goldy!!!!

[VSG]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Arrogance]

GOLDY

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jdjjjjdiskjfjkdishhdjsiisisjjs GOLDUST

[dronepool]

GoldDust!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Okay, I'm psyched for a Golddust/Cody confrontation.

[James Steele]

CODY IS GONNA GET TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY BY HIS BROTHERRRRRR!!!!

[Krow]

I don't know how to type the onomatopoeic version of a deep inhale!

[CSL]

yeahhhh Cody/Goldust interaction

[Krimzon7]

MILLIONS OF DOLLAS

[Road Warrior]

love me some goldust

[loopydate]

Goldust/Cody at Mania!

[VSG]

Iggy, dont u cum all over just yet.

[Theo Dious]

LOL Cody!

[James Steele]

Why does Goldust hate his brother? He just called him an embarrassment to the family and that is pretty much true.

[Nicky Fives]

GOLDIE!

[Rock Bottom]

fuckin goldust lolol

awesome

[CSL]

hot crowd

[James Steele]

AND THE CROWD GOES mild.

[Skippord]

lol listen to the disappointment when people realize it's Otunga

[Arrogance]

"It's Jennifer Hudson's husband!"

[Nicky Fives]

OTUNGA!!!!! *fartnoise

[Krimzon7]

Otunga!!!! glad to see this guy

[Crimson]

Im liking this Rumble so far..letting the ring fill up

[James Steele]

Lawler is still pissed they pulled that massive rib on him at WrestleMania XXVII.

[Tazz Dan]

Number 10 for the win this year

[Skippord]

I would love it so much if Heath Slater won

[Emperor Smeat]

Please let Slater last long enough for at least 1 air guitar taunt

[James Steele]

Slater has a hard enough time getting over. Why the fuck is he wearing a 14 year old girl's blue jeans?

[Arrogance]

Ryback's going to come out and clear the place.

[Nicky Fives]

Ziggler gonna set the record for most near eliminations tonight.....

[James Steele]

*VINTAGE* OBSCENE LAWLER JOKE

[Theo Dious]

Axl Rose of 3MB? You mean he's going to fire or drive out the other 2?

[Droford]

time to clear the ring

[Skippord]

it is shocking how much Sheamus looks like Beaker

[Crimson]

Sheamus clearing out the negroes

[Aikido]

Still holding out for a random Godfather entry......one of these years......
only because his theme just popped in my head......not gonna lie.......i was dancin.......

[James Steele]

I don't like babyface Sheamus, but him pummeling David Otunga makes me smile.

[crusnik]

it'd be funny if the ultimate warrior came out right now...

[loopydate]

Sheamus doesn't care About black people

[VSG]

The White Man taking out the Black Men.

[Skippord]

"oh hey it's Tensai, that's cool I guess"

[Nicky Fives]

A-Train!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yesss all my wwe pool guys getting points

[Droford]

#19 better be good

[Droford]

FAT GUY RUN!

[Theo Dious]

Lawler is still pissed they pulled that massive rib on him at WrestleMania XXVII.

lol POOP

[Skippord]

I literally just watched the Royal Rumble with Ernest Miller when he came out to this song

[Theo Dious]

Sheamus doesn't care About black people

I love you.

[James Steele]

I don't care what anybody says, I love me some Brodus Clay.

[Droford]

REY's back! hyay

[James Steele]

Damn, that was a nice elimination spot by Cody/Goldy.

[Aikido]

Nice heat for Cawdy there...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Sweet! Rey rey

[loopydate]

Nice pop for Rey

[Skippord]

what's the point of wearing a shirt at this point Rey?

[James Steele]

Damn, Rey's been eating some burritos.

[Theo Dious]

LOL Cash it in against himself.

Also, JBL, Richard Dawson has assumed room temperature.

[Juan]

Ugh. I'm about done trying to watch this via stream. None of the links seem to last more than a few minutes before they freeze

[Outsider]

Jericho having a look while waiting for the 619 there...

[Nicky Fives]

Mysterio has gotten pudgy..... not a flattering outfot choice, masked man.....

[el bobbo]

Tensai is a Moose.

[CSL]

chyeah Rey my draw in Steele's clusterfuck game schtick

[Skippord]

pretty sure Rey just dropkicked Dolph in the dick

[James Steele]

Holy shit, sweet spot with Kofi.

[Arrogance]

lol Kofi spot

[James Steele]

This has potential for MAJOR EPIC FAIL.

[Nicky Fives]

KOFI SPOT!

[Droford]

omg at KOFI

[James Steele]

Be hilarious if JBL is the next entrant and pushes Kofi off the table.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lollll using the chair. Kofi spots are great

[Skippord]

and a resounding fuck this guy for Bo Dallas

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL no reaction for Bo Dallas

:lol: Kofi. Doesn't beat the handstand though

[Droford]

someone should have kicked him when he tried to get in

[VSG]

lol :heart: Kofi

[James Steele]

Poor Kofi.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lolllll godfather

[parkmania]

Is that Rey Mysterio or a member of the Squat Team?

[Arrogance]

HOOOOOOOO TRAIIIINNNNN

[Tazz Dan]

Papa Shango!

[James Steele]

PIMPIN' AINT EASY MOTHER FUCKERS

[Skippord]

some well dressed Ho's

[Droford]

hmmm

[VSG]

dgrweahrwahrw3hwaerygharwtegwarerwtawetewatrew teqwtqet

[Krow]

Three for three on surprises.

[loopydate]

Hooooooooooooooo train!

[Aikido]

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crimson]

lol everyone down in the ring

[Krimzon7]

THE GOOOOOOD FATHA

[CSL]

lol jesus

[Nicky Fives]

HO'S ARE PG?

[James Steele]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1-vince-mcmahon-wwe-funny-face.gif

That's not PG!!!!!!!

[Droford]

that was dumb

[Skippord]

Papa Shango would've been cooler

[Crimson]

alright wasted spot

[James Steele]

Damn it. If that ain't a easy fucking paycheck, what is?

[Keith]

Now he comes back as Papa Shango?

[VSG]

This is the greatest Royal Rumble match ever!

[Krow]

Hmm.

[loopydate]

Love that his music is still playing as he leaves.

[el bobbo]

When I grow up I wanna be the Godfather
-JBL

[Droford]

#19 is next..better be good

[Rock Bottom]

lmao, did they even stop his music for that? Fucking awesome rumble

[CSL]

that was Godfather's version of one last run

[James Steele]

I think Wade Barrett could be a sleeper pick to win this thing.

[Nicky Fives]

Cena is getting a late number.... not liking where this is heading.....

[Emperor Smeat]

Loving this Rumble so far

[Crimson]

Slater has been there awhile

[VSG]

lol never thought I would hear an Andy Murray reference on WWE

[Droford]

LOL I got cena..damnit

[Crimson]

Freaking Droford

[Skippord]

good work Droford

[loopydate]

Barrett has one of my favorite themes in WWE currently

[Nicky Fives]

speak of the devil....

[Outsider]

Lol at Andy Murray comment

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cenaaaaaaaaaa

[Krow]

LOL Bradshaw!

"There's no one on their feet here!"

[CSL]

Rey looking like a mini Harlem Heat member

[Skippord]

Cena lining everyone up like a punt returner

[Skippord]

Cody and Slater? fuck you Cena

eliminate Bo Dallas you fuckheads

[Emperor Smeat]

Lots of booing for Cena

[Krow]

How the hell is Bo Dallas still in the ring and Cody Rhodes isn't?

[Skippord]

go Damien Sandow

[VSG]

What if Bo Dallas eliminated Cena? Sure way to endear himself finally.

[James Steele]

This Rumble has gone by fast.

[Nicky Fives]

everyone should have ganged up on Cena and eliminated him in like 30 seconds..... massive pop would have followed

[CSL]

Dallas doing work with Cena on his call-up, fair play

[Tazz Dan]

Cena selling when the holds not on :lol:

[crusnik]

hey , would someone post who came in at what number and what number they got eliminated at and by whom?

[Droford]

cena selling and Jericho didnt even have it in

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol Cena screaming in pain when no one was on him

[James Steele]

Come the fuck on Cena, can you not even sell a Boston Crab?

[CSL]

good to see Jericho hasn't changed too much ;)

[Droford]

kicking machine

[Fox]

Ryback is going to kill everyone.

[CSL]

Come the fuck on Cena, can you not even sell a Boston Crab?

lol what that was all Jericho

[VSG]

loll I love how Bryan always has to stop himself from smiling in the ring.

[CSL]

:heart: Danielson so much

[James Steele]

Sheamus, you kind of gave away he wasn't getting eliminated when you grabbed onto his ass on the way down.

[Savio]

last 3 members will be the shield?

[James Steele]

lol what that was all Jericho

Cena isn't smart enough to notice when he isn't in the Boston Crab? Was he screaming because Cena locked in the vicious Calf Pinch?

[Crimson]

jesus Khali can't even walk

[Outsider]

Why does Khali still have a job?

[el bobbo]

Hali stumbles his way to the ring.

[Skippord]

so apparently all those dudes who were allegedly going to be in this aren't?

[Krow]

That reminds me: Ever feel like there are some Rumble selections that are a total waste?

[loopydate]

loll I love how Bryan always has to stop himself from smiling in the ring.

He's like Jimmy Fallon, only entertaining

[James Steele]

Ultra Mantis hit paydirt in the clusterfuck game. He drew #23 and his lotto wrestler was Great Khali.

[Crimson]

last 3 members will be the shield?

All 3 will be in the final four

[Nicky Fives]

KHALI! *fartnoise

LOL at Cole lying about Khali being the first to be eliminated by a woman(pretty sure Jericho would remember otherwise)

[Krow]

The Punjabi Guy. Best nickname ever.

[Krimzon7]

ENTRANT #23 is a major waste of a slot.

[Crimson]

wow 14 straight Rumbles for Kane

[Skippord]

go Kane

[SammyG]

BAH GAWD

[Nicky Fives]

BIG RED RETARD!

[Aikido]

I thought kane was NOT, in the rumble last year.......am I wrong??

[loopydate]

I thought Kane wasn't in last year's

[Emperor Smeat]

Seems like they are speeding up the entries. Feels like its not even at a minute now even though it started off normally (90 seconds or 2 minutes)

[Skippord]

Zack :'(

[CSL]

not sure they'll have Shield in it and maybe have them show up to eliminate somebody

[loopydate]

Zack Ryder's third and final Rumble match

[Nicky Fives]

If Ryback enters at 27, I like his chances

[James Steele]

HOLY TOLEDOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


HUG IT OUT! KISS IT OUT!!!

[Arrogance]

LOL Kane/Bryan spot

[Skippord]

what a romantic pose

[CSL]

lol Dolph first guy to Zack, that's his boy right thurr

[Outsider]

Kane trying not to laugh at that

[James Steele]

Kane is turning heel in the next 3 weeks.

[CSL]

that was great

[Skippord]

eliminate/murder Bo Dallas

[Crimson]

lol Bo Dallas' legs being alot shorter than Dolphs

[James Steele]

Holy shit, dronepool hit paydirt in the rumble too. He drew #26 and his pre-selected wrestler was Randy Orton.