Official 2013 Royal Rumble Discussion Thread (Classic Vince McMahon Intro Video Inside)

[Droford]

ton of big names in the ring

[Skippord]

Zacka Michinoku

[VSG]

Ryback, Jinder Mahal and Big Show left + random surprise

[CSL]

like Bo's boots

[Arrogance]

Ryder, seeyabye. Yep.

[Tazz Dan]

Fuck, that Ryder bump would have hurt.

[Droford]

jinder mahal at #27 lol

[Outsider]

Guessing they might have the Shield all enter as one

[James Steele]

Jinder Mahal winning would be the greatest upset in the history of sports.

[Skippord]

why must Cena eliminate everyone I love?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yeah if Ryback isn't winning, I'm guessing The Shield eliminate him.

[CSL]

gotta go with Cena or Dolph at this point

[James Steele]

JINDER MAHAL IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Road Warrior]

lol, crowd booing Cena eliminations

[Nicky Fives]

no Shield unless they enter unofficially or as a group....

[James Steele]

Billy Gunn at #30?

[Tommy Gunn]

My stream died! Help meeeee!!!!!! :(

[Droford]

Miz really got lucky getting a high number with a bad ankle

[VSG]

Show n Ryback left

[Droford]

I have Taker at #30..probably not happening

[James Steele]

That DB/Kane skit was stupid because they were only 3 spots apart and both were in the 20s.

[Crimson]

So Ryback at 30?

[Skippord]

much as I hate Bo Dallas I think it would be funny if he won

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wooooo sin cara

[Krow]

And the crowd goes mild!

[CSL]

lol "it's 3 car wrecks in a pileup"

[Outsider]

No reaction for Sin Cara...

[Dukelorange]

Lost my stream please PM me another...

[Skippord]

lol #underwhelmingnumber29

[VSG]

lol what? No Big Show in the rumble? Could have atleast given the spot to Billy Gunn :'(

[Road Warrior]

really ?, fuck

[Skippord]

seems kind of unfair that Ryback gets to come in at 30

[Krow]

Undertaker at #30

[James Steele]

The only way this can end is for Dolph to win by eliminating Cena.

[Skippord]

hate Bo Dallas even more now

[Outsider]

Dallas eliminates Barrett?

Fuck you WWE.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fuck bo dallas

[James Steele]

Well, we know Bo Dallas' first feud on the main roster.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Ryback time though!

[Nicky Fives]

fucking Bo Dallas is really getting a huge push, isn't he?

[Skippord]

love Wade Barrett so much more now

[crusnik]

watch ryback get taken out by the shield before he comes out

[James Steele]

I would cum for Billy Gunn at #30 and possibly explode into confetti and tits if it is The Undertaker.

[Arrogance]

Ryback comes in, cleans house, Ziggler face down in the middle of the ring. Shield interferes and eliminates Ryback. Ziggler wins without a clue.

[CSL]

get that heat back Wade

[Emperor Smeat]

At least Wade fixed that injustice

[Nicky Fives]

RYBACK!

[James Steele]

Oh shit, Ryback. I forgot about Ryback.

[Crimson]

I wana see a 40 man royal rumble

[Skippord]

hate that move where Ryback just shoves people

[Road Warrior]

they should really do 40 man rumbles from now on

[Krow]

"He's leaving. Smart."

[SammyG]

FEED ME MORE

[CSL]

lol Ryback using a push as offence, love it

[James Steele]

That can't be good for Miz's ankle.

[CSL]

stackedddd final 6

[Outsider]

I suppose if you were gonna take bets on the final five...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jericho looking good before getting eliminated there

[Skippord]

that Superkick was sick

[loopydate]

Any one of these guys is an acceptable choice as winner. I'd buy a Mania with any of them headlining

[VSG]

Brilliant!

[CSL]

outstanding sequence

[Nicky Fives]

gotta have The Shield shenanigans, no?

[Skippord]

I bet Cena wins, personally

[James Steele]

Any of these 5 could win. Least likely is Orton due to his strikes.

[Skippord]

love it so much when Orton RKO's someone he gets pushed into

[James Steele]

Why wouldn't you have eliminated him there?

[loopydate]

Aaaaaand Tipsters is gone

[Krow]

Awesome. My stream goes down during the last five minutes.

[crusnik]

so who is left?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Ziggler :(

[James Steele]

SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS ZIGGLER'S RUMBLE!

SON OF A BITCH

[VSG]

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Skippord]

#3peopleIdon'tgiveafuckabout

[Keith]

Damn I thought Dolph was going to win.

[Emperor Smeat]

:( Ziggy is out

Guess Cena is taking it now

[Road Warrior]

Cena/Ryback last two, shield helps Cena win.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

3 ultra faces left

[Outsider]

I suppose the Shield could be saved for the Main Event.

[CSL]

let's go Shield

[Crimson]

Well regardless who wins..this is wayy better than last years rumble

[James Steele]

FUCK. If Cena wins this mother fucker...

[James Steele]

Seriously, John Cena could lose every match for a fucking year and it wouldn't matter. He doesn't need this. Ziggler was on the CUSP OF GREATNESS!!

[Arrogance]

Crowd booing Cena, always glorious.

[Skippord]

gonna continue to believe Ziggler won for the rest of time

[Nicky Fives]

crowd may riot if Cena wins

[James Steele]

KILL THEM RYBACK! KILL THEM BOTH! FEED ME BABYFACES!!!!

[CSL]

this has been outstanding

[James Steele]

The crowd is dead now.

[Skippord]

Sheamus is the sweatiest man alive

and Mark Henry is still alive somewhere probably really sweaty

[James Steele]

Awesome Rumble match though. Best in awhile.

[Arrogance]

gonna continue to believe Ziggler won for the rest of time

Word.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oof Ryback v cena

[Nicky Fives]

for the love of all that is holy, put over the younger talent Cena

[Outsider]

Didn't want either of these two to win. Always thought they would.

[el bobbo]

and my television signal is lost

[James Steele]

EAT HIS HEART OUT OF FUCKING CHEST, RYBACK!!!!

[Juan]

Most underwhelming final 2 ever. [/that guy]

[Skippord]

that was actually pretty cool for Cena

[Outsider]

Every time Cole gets excited about something I think we're about to get a commercial break

[James Steele]

The crowd is alive again thanks to the prospect of Ryback eating Cena alive.

[Crimson]

Shield HAS to come in right

[CSL]

for the love of all that is holy, put over the younger talent Cena

definitely his decision

[Krow]

Oh, look. A submission hold in the fucking Royal Rumble.

[Skippord]

I doubt Shield comes out for this since they're involved with the Punk Rock match

[Krimzon7]

great rumble yo.

[Skippord]

still want them to though obviously

[James Steele]

Rybackensteiner?

[Crimson]

CENA WINS

[Outsider]

Piss.

[VSG]

Fucking knew it

[el bobbo]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Droford]

My guy won. yay

Punks gonna lose. boo

fuck off wwe

[Krow]

The last two wrestlers had ten moves between the two of them.

[Immortal Moose]

What a surprising victory

[James Steele]

Another main event ruined by John Cena.

[Crimson]

A poor finish but overall a great Rumble

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cena v Rock or a triple threat with Punk it is then.

[Nicky Fives]

well that ruins my evening

[Juan]

Booo. What a waste. I hate to be "that guy" since I'm not a Cena hater, but Jesus

[loopydate]

I understand the move, but WWE really enjoys that path of least resistance, don't they?

[PullMyFinger]

I knew it all along. So retarded, I definitely don't want to see Cena/Rock II, I already saw it last year. Anyone else would've been better. But whatever, it is what it is.

[James Steele]

Thank God this isn't the close to the show.

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ Cena wins

Ryback vs Rock or Ryback vs Punk would have been a huge Mania moment for making Ryback a mega star.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Well, at least I got the winner AND entry number right.</font>

[Crimson]

But I don't wana see Rock/Cena 2???!! :(

[el bobbo]

That Rumble was great except for the last couple of seconds.

[Krimzon7]

Yo, good for Cena. He put the entire company over in 2012. He jobbed as many different ways a main eventer can job. good on him for this moment.

[Droford]

we hate cena shirt guy

[Arrogance]

/thatguywithpathetichope

Ziggler cashes, sets up more Ziggler/Cena/AJ shit?

[Road Warrior]

Thank God this isn't the close to the show.

:y:

[parkmania]

Excuse me whilst I go throw up.

Guess that means Punk loses so that we can have Rock/Cena 2...

[Rock Bottom]

great rumble, think ryback deserved the win, but glad they at least had him go out last

[crusnik]

didn't matter , always thought someone else besides these two should get it...ashould have gone to Ziggles... or Jericho.

[Blonde Moment]

Ziggler/Cena?

[James Steele]

:lol:

Poor We Hate Cena guy. He always gets fucked over. He had to enjoy 2012 though.

[Immortal Moose]

lol the hate Cena guy

[el bobbo]

That was an amazing Royal Rumble match.

[VSG]

Shit ending but a superb match- best in a looooooooooooong time.

[James Steele]

If The Rock does win, Undertaker better come out and tombstone CM Punk ASAP just so I have something to look forward too.

[James Steele]

I got blue balls like WrestleMania 23's main event all over again.

[Tazz Dan]

Divas to close the PPV!

[PullMyFinger]

It's funny...I'm not by any means saying Cena is an egomanic hell bent on protecting his character, a la what people would accuse Hogan of in the past, whether its WWE's doing, which is what it is...its annoying. Rock beats Cena, so Cena has to get his W now this year by the exact same BS. The Rock came back to WWE for a few matches, and 75% of his matches dealt with Cena. How exciting.

[Tazz Dan]

:shifty:

[Skippord]

is Clement Marfo a person or a band?

[James Steele]

Luckily, this match will be fucking AMAZING.

[owenbrown]

If I was there I would throw garbage in the ring like the WCW crowds used to do.

[parkmania]

At least there's not going to be any question of which belt Cena will chase.

Because just like Hunter, Cena doesn't work Tuesdays.

[SammyG]

U CAN'T C ME BITCHEZ

[Bad News Gertner]

Bye bye Punk you no ratings draw smark cum wearing piece of shit

[Tommy Gunn]

Color me underwhelmed.

[CSL]

is Clement Marfo a person or a band?

a rapper with a band, I r a fan

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ryback scores me huge in James Steeles rumble game! Whoo.

[Road Warrior]

How does Punk not go over here ? It's not like Rock is gonna do an elimination chamber.

[James Steele]

It would be awesome if Cena lost to The Rock 2 years in a row though.

[Nicky Fives]

at least the main event should get a buttload of time.....

[owenbrown]

fuck you John Cena :foc:

[Krimzon7]

IN YOUR FACE JERKS.

I never get tired of hearing that.

[VSG]

Nice song this, anyone know the identity?

[Droford]

Suddenly had the thought of Rock/Cena/Taker/Punk fatal 4 way Elimination

Taker in a Fatal 4 Way Elimination match at Mania would be ridiculous

[Immortal Moose]

I'm really looking forward to this match.

[James Steele]

Maybe they do like Rock/Hogan II and 2008 where Cena cashes in his title shot early and they have Rock/Cena II at Elimination Chamber.

[VSG]

How does Punk not go over here ? It's not like Rock is gonna do an elimination chamber.

Yes, yes he is.

[Crimson]

No Shield tonight..unless they try to interfere but fail

[James Steele]

Suddenly had the thought of Rock/Cena/Taker/Punk fatal 4 way Elimination

Taker in a Fatal 4 Way Elimination match at Mania would be ridiculous

That would actually be HOLY FUCK kinds of awesome, Droford.

[VSG]

Waiting to see the Shield somehow cost Rocky the match.

[CSL]

Nice song this, anyone know the identity?

Champion - Clement Marfo and The Frontline

[VSG]

Suddenly had the thought of Rock/Cena/Taker/Punk fatal 4 way Elimination

Taker in a Fatal 4 Way Elimination match at Mania would be ridiculous

yaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiii

[Juan]

Anyone else having trouble with the firstrow links? They all fucking freeze after about 2-3 mins

[VSG]

Champion - Clement Marfo and The Frontline

Cheers, mang.

[loopydate]

Shit ending but a superb match- best in a looooooooooooong time.

That Rumble was a Stephen King novel. Entertaining cast of characters, the suspense builds and builds and builds, then he remembers he has to write an ending and panics and pulls something out of his ass. Doesn't ruin what came before, but definitely leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

[Bad News Gertner]

Well Cena just saved Wrestlemania yet again. He HAS to fight for the belt. He's the other person on the roster that people care to see.

[Krow]

Wow. A corded microphone. I'm surprised Sean Mooney isn't doing the interview.

[VSG]

Anyone else having trouble with the firstrow links? They all fucking freeze after about 2-3 mins

Might be your net, they are working nice here.

[Triple Naitch]

If I was there I would throw garbage in the ring like the WCW crowds used to do.

You wouldn't be able to throw a soda can over the guardrail even if you were in the front row.

[Tommy Gunn]

3 / 4 way matches suck, 2 guys are always ringside like they're selling ref bumps.

[Droford]

ROCKS MOMMA heel turn

[Road Warrior]

Anyone else having trouble with the firstrow links? They all fucking freeze after about 2-3 mins

# 3 doesn't seem too bad, lag's a couple times, but it's free.

[CSL]

Well Cena just saved Wrestlemania yet again. He HAS to fight for the belt. He's the other person on the roster that people care to see.

the reaction when he won says it all

[Keith]

Why is Rock's ex-wife there?

[Krimzon7]

#goosebumps. Holy shit Rock...

[James Steele]

Fuck, The Rock is winning clean. You can't cut a promo about your mom's cancer and then lose.

[Nicky Fives]

Rock getting emotional is not looking good for CM Punk's title reign.....I hope for a huge swerve.....

[Droford]

3 / 4 way matches suck, 2 guys are always ringside like they're selling ref bumps.
Which would work considering Taker cant probably go for a full match.

[James Steele]

The Rock is channeling some Dusty Rhodes. "HARD TIMES!"

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[Tazz Dan]

What if..... The shield were working for The Rock the whole time and he turns heel tonight?

[James Steele]

Fix your shit, Trips.

[Krow]

I'm excited for the match, but...what's the Durburyudurburyuweee Championship?

[CSL]

Well Cena just saved Wrestlemania yet again. He HAS to fight for the belt. He's the other person on the roster that people care to see.

crowd reaction when he won tells you everything you need to know

[Road Warrior]

I hate Justin Roberts' voice

[Krimzon7]

you forum crashing bandwith eating dickfaces. :mad:

[VSG]

What if..... The shield were working for The Rock the whole time and he turns heel tonight?

Brad Maddox then comes in to quick pin the new champ, Hollywood Rock?

[Blonde Moment]

No Shield? Maybe a Lesnar run in.

[Krimzon7]

love how Heyman sticks out his arm for CM PUnk to tell us it's clobberin time.

[Nicky Fives]

If Rock wins, maybe we'll get rid of that "hot garbage" belt....

[Arrogance]

Haven't seen the Shield. Haven't seen Lesnar. Haven't seen Taker. Ziggy's still got a case. Plenty of shit could happen yet.

[James Steele]

I'd mark out for a SES reunion. Tomorrow night, Luke Gallows throws his As & 8s jacket and TNA contract into a fire.

[Outsider]

I reckon Punk retains.

......although I haven't got a big match prediction right since 2002.

[James Steele]

Oh shit, they made it No-DQ? Interesting...

[Nicky Fives]

Spanish announce table getting some love..... excellent

[Krow]

Terry Funk comes in and costs Rock the match. Foley comes down and breaks up the double-team.

Wrestlemania Main Event: Rock 'n Sock vs. Punk 'n Funk

[Krimzon7]

lol, puts the SAT back together and bows like he's talking to Japanese people.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Go Heyman!

[Keith]

Heyman with the forearm smash! LOL

[Nicky Fives]

Rock botch #1

[Road Warrior]

Lesnar really needs to make an appearance

[Krimzon7]

Rock hit the people's struedle

[James Steele]

Working the abdomen. CM Punk will win via Octopus Stretch.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I almost want Punk to lose here. Otherwise I'll get my hopes up about being saved from Rock/Cena II and then Rock will win the belt at the Elimination Chamber.

I'd LOVE a triple threat at Mania. The last Mania with a triple threat main event was the goods.</font>

[Krimzon7]

F BOMB

[Tazz Dan]

Brad Maddox then comes in to quick pin the new champ, Hollywood Rock?

Something like that. Would make itnface Cena chasing Heel Rock. Not gonna happen though.

[James Steele]

What the fuck was that dueling chant?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Was that really a "Boots to Asses" "Knees to Faces" dueling chant?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>There's no way they flew Mama Maivia in just for The Rock to lose here</font> :o

[loopydate]

Terry Funk comes in and costs Rock the match. Foley comes down and breaks up the double-team.

Wrestlemania Main Event: Rock 'n Sock vs. Punk 'n Funk

Which then results in Chris Masters and Meat returning to set up the Extreme Rules match with Rock, Sock, and 'Lock against Punk, Funk, and Junk

[Krow]

"Boots to got it!"

"You still asses!"

[Krow]

I know that wasn't it, but I like that better.

[Krimzon7]

Rock has perfect teeeth.

[Skippord]

Which then results in Chris Masters and Meat returning to set up the Extreme Rules match with Rock, Sock, and 'Lock against Punk, Funk, and Junk
it'd be cooler if Junkyard Dog came back

[Providence Peep]

This has been an awesome ppv. I just hope we don't get some kind of bullshit ending that ruins it all.

[KaosDarksol]

No shelton no carlito just a bunch of useless surprises. He'll godfather could have been saved for raw. Seeing Jericho was alright though if he stays for a bit

[CSL]

it'd be cooler if Junkyard Dog came back

not to mention infinitely more impressive

[James Steele]

What the fuck are they chanting?

[Providence Peep]

it'd be cooler if Junkyard Dog came back

That'd be tough. Would you settle for Iron Mike Sharpe?

[Nicky Fives]

<font color=goldenrod>I almost want Punk to lose here. Otherwise I'll get my hopes up about being saved from Rock/Cena II and then Rock will win the belt at the Elimination Chamber.

I'd LOVE a triple threat at Mania. The last Mania with a triple threat main event was the goods.</font>

that match does not exist anymore

[Krow]

Shield comes down, attacks Punk. Rock dons an eye patch, and rechristens himself "Dwayne Fury, Director of Shield".

[Droford]

Rock needs to stop cussing

[KaosDarksol]

Also stream crapped out at Ryder so I couldn't see cena win

[VSG]

Man I am pretty spent after the Rumble. Wouldn't have minded a filler match honestly.

[James Steele]

I thought Cole said it was No DQ.

[James Steele]

Hell yes! They are working some awesome psychology.

[Providence Peep]

Interference from Lesnar or Maddox to save Punk?

[loopydate]

I thought Cole said it was No DQ.

He said the title couldn't change by DQ

[Nicky Fives]

random clown in the front row

[James Steele]

Well, that changes things.

[Keith]

The Rock is not a good wrestler.

When he's a heel, he can make up for it with antics.

[Providence Peep]

Is Doink in the front row?

[CSL]

oofffff, Rock's not used to catching guys

[James Steele]

MATT BOURNE'S REVENGE -- THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA XXIX

[James Steele]

WWE Universe Unknown Fact: Evan Bourne is going to be revealed as Doink's (Matt Bourne) son.

[Nicky Fives]

The Rock is not a good wrestler.

When he's a heel, he can make up for it with antics.

3 matches in 10 years and he is still better than Cena

[Krow]

Michael Fudd

"Gweat wing...wait gwing..."

[Arrogance]

The Rock's Sharpshooter sucks.

[loopydate]

GTS - Dullshooter - Vise - pin was a great sequence

[James Steele]

3 matches in 10 years and he is still better than Cena

He knows how to sell, anyway.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This thread has been full of moaning.

[Skippord]

#worstsharpshooter

[James Steele]

Boston Crab Peashooter

[Krimzon7]

Best looking Sharpshooter in Rocks Career.

[Skippord]

This thread has been full of moaning.
pretty sexy