RockySucks very own wrestling thread!

[crusnik]

Eh... I'd rather have them go and retire the heavyweight title and U.S title instead and also concentrate on the tag team division instead of pulling the plug on Smackdown.

[whiteyford]

That was at Ramm, curse your timing Mr Steele.

[johnsmagic]

I would put Sting in that catergory also. Never been a good heel for fans still cheer him

[Theo Dious]

I wish you people would stop encouraging this assbandit.

[johnsmagic]

Smackdown Shut your Mouth, really worst title for a video game ever.

I wish you would shut your mouth you talk absolute dribble on this thing

[Keith]

I actually hope it's Rock/Cena/Punk in a triple threat match, like WM20.

Another Rock/Cena match is going to have trouble when it comes to the build-up, unless one of the two plays heel.

[Bad News Gertner]

Punk is terrible and a money pit, so no. Rock vs Cena will actually make money.

[loopydate]

Actually, the hype WAS as it was.

[RockySucks]

lol the Jack Black thing just pushed it a little bit too far then. Outed as a definite sock.

How have I been outed as a sock? Have they got a TPWW Most Wanted?.
did I show up as a red alert due to the Jack Black comment?.

You need to have more information on me than that, if you
are trying so hard to prove I'm a sock.. :)

[dronepool]

I hope if Cena wins, he does it in a cheap way and turns on the fans. It's the perfect time.

[Poit]

I thought this was going to be a thread making fun of the way Booker T talks. I'm disappointed. :(

[Keith]

I'd love for WWE to revisit Rock/HHH at some point, so if he loses the title to Cena at WM29, I hope he comes back and somehow feuds w/ "The Game".

[Mongo Lloyd]

Groundskeeper Wullie is a fan though.

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[Razzamajazz]

it wouldn't be announced until the next morning

[Keith]

They'd stop the show, definitely. Triple H would come out and be all like:

http://i.imgur.com/9xcCXDU.jpg

[el bobbo]

Does HHH go by Paul in the office or do they refer to him by his given birth name, Hunter Hearst Helmsley?

[el bobbo]

Too late?

http://i.imgur.com/r3S5L.jpg

[James Steele]

I imagine they call him "Our Supreme and Ultimate Entertaining Leader & Wrestling Legend of Which No Others can Compare, the immortal Lord of the Ring Paul 'Hunter Hearst Helmsley or as thou art more commonly known Triple H' Levesque".

[KIRA]

Its a bit different Sting was never a good heel people couldn't buy him whereas Taker could be an excellent heel but he was cheered anyway.

[Fignuts]

I hope if Cena wins, he does it in a cheap way and turns on the fans. It's the perfect time.

The perfect time to lose a ton of money?

[Dark One]

Serious question:

Are these threads worse than the backyarder threads? Should I be Lesnar Ex Machina'ing them?

[Kane Knight]

I'm pretty sure we'd get a 3 hour blowjob to Vince.

[HTrain90]

The answer is "Yes." All but certain that Cena v. Rock II will headline WM29.

[Kane Knight]

Shut up, get a girlfriend and lose your V card, and the Rock is the greatest WWE wrestler of all time. I like CM Punk but man Rock shits all over him. The greatest damn entertainer, a hollywood star, and even a former college athlete. More than any precious wrestler you like has ever, and will ever do.

Owned. The obese virgin who wrote this thread originally prob just shat himself.

It's funny watching people spazz this hard over someone who's obviously looking to make people spazz this hard.

[HTrain90]

2006-2007 Smackdown was the wrestling show while Raw was packed full of crappy John Cena promos. On Smackdown, they took the time to build new guys and give them decent mid-level pushes with the US and Tag titles.

Problem was, whenever a guy started to do really well on SD, they'd move him to Raw in the draft and NEVER fucking use him, then draft him back to SD the next year minus all of his heat (Kennedy / MVP).

Last summer was almost like a return to the good old days, with Ryback, Damien Sandow and Antonio Cesaro all having regular matches on Smackdown, as well as blending quite well into Raw matches as well.

How you can tell a Smackdown guy in the the supershow era... They work Raw AND Smackdown, because they're fucking hardcore that's why. Raw is still the promo-centric show, while Smackdown is where they fight on Friday nights. :D

Pretty much agree with all of this.

Smackdown is definitely a B show, but it allows talent that would not normallt get top billing a chance to be at the top of the show. On Raw, for instance, Del Rio would never get a face World Championship run - it's too risky to do that at the top of the flagship show. But on Smackdown, he learns to work as a face (and has honestly shocked me with how good he's been) and may someday cross over and become one of the legit top guys in the company.

I can see why some people would say to get rid of SD (and I for one do not watch a whole lot of SD anymore, I'm much more a casual fan who tunes in from December to April - Mania season), but I appreciate it for what it is and realize that the spot it holds to let talent develop in the WWE is very important.

[HTrain90]

It's funny watching people spazz this hard over someone who's obviously looking to make people spazz this hard.

Yep. I don't post here much, but read fairly regularly when I'm in-tune with the product. But coming back this time it seems like there are a few new, how should I put it, characters posting rather incoherent babble in the forums.

The Rock = Money. It's not fair that he's on top when Punk has worked for years to be the top guy. It's not fair that Punk carried the belt (and its credibility) for over a year while Rock made movies, then Rock comes back for the payday. Nope, it's not fair at all. But it makes more money to have Rock headline WrestleMania in front of 80,000-ish people in Giants Stadium. Because those tickets will sell.

Same argument can be said, replace "Rock" with "Cena", and you see why Cena is in the top spot instead of Punk. With the notable exception that Cena did not make movies, he just did some filler feuds with Team Johnny and a storyline with AJ Lee. Which was strange. But kind of led to another dimension of Dolph Ziggler, so it all worked out and Cena contributed (in some ass-backward way) to developing Ziggler. And I know I'm very late on this, but Ziggler is the goods - he was great at the Rumble.

[dronepool]

The perfect time to lose a ton of money?

To do something different, but meh you're right.

[el bobbo]

Pretty much agree with all of this.

Smackdown is definitely a B show, but it allows talent that would not normallt get top billing a chance to be at the top of the show. On Raw, for instance, Del Rio would never get a face World Championship run - it's too risky to do that at the top of the flagship show. But on Smackdown, he learns to work as a face (and has honestly shocked me with how good he's been) and may someday cross over and become one of the legit top guys in the company.

I can see why some people would say to get rid of SD (and I for one do not watch a whole lot of SD anymore, I'm much more a casual fan who tunes in from December to April - Mania season), but I appreciate it for what it is and realize that the spot it holds to let talent develop in the WWE is very important.

I really didn't like Del Rio as a heel, but he is totally growing on me and I find myself rooting for him as a face. You pose a good argument.

[Rammsteinmad]

So just another monday night then?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Ah okay, RockySucks is DarkectInsects/Swish/Nexus, so he's not trying to wind people up. History tells us that he's genuinely this stupid. Let's just move along lads.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

How have I been outed as a sock? Have they got a TPWW Most Wanted?.
did I show up as a red alert due to the Jack Black comment?.

You need to have more information on me than that, if you
are trying so hard to prove I'm a sock.. :)

You have a shit pac man tattoo.

[whiteyford]

Was it darkestincest that had the pac man tattoo?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yep. And it was coloured wrong as well according to some people here.

[Schlomey]

Was pretty good

[whiteyford]

I said it was him, feel vindicated now.

[mike adamle]

Wonder what they're gonna do with the belt once Cena wins it at Mania

[Black Widow]

i'm excited my two favs wrestling again at WM.

[Providence Peep]

We'll see Rock vs. Cena at WM only if The Rock defeats Punk at Elimination Chamber on February 17. If Punk wins his match with The Rock at EC, it will be Punk vs Cena at WM. So yeah, we'll see Rock vs. Cena at WM. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Cena will save wrestling.

[Kane Knight]

So just another monday night then?

Pretty much.

[Kalyx triaD]

5/5

More or less this generations Toy Story. Not so much in quality but in concept and cool factor.

[Bad News Gertner]

Ah okay, RockySucks is DarkectInsects/Swish/Nexus, so he's not trying to wind people up. History tells us that he's genuinely this stupid. Let's just move along lads.

Sherlock Gertner and his sidekick Professor Iginfest solved the case.

[Ruien]

How about we just take his crippled butt off television? Then we don't need to worry about this.

[Bad News Gertner]

Heel. The Ministry of Darkness is probably my favourite era of Monday Night Raw.

[MoFo]

Taker is always gonna get cheered at Mania, could put Austin/Hogan/Rock against him and I still think he'd be the face

[Kane Knight]

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[JKWJRMON]

Undertaker scared the bejesus out of me when I was a child when he put his opponents in the bodybag.
I doubt we would see it happen but could you ever see him as a full fledged heel again?

For me, nothing was as scary as a kid than to see Ultimate Warrior locked in a coffin. I thought we was going to die!

[JKWJRMON]

Just to indulge you, and because this is probably the only decent post we'll ever see out of you. I'd say Taker is one of those guys that's just transcended the Heel/Face thing. Doesn't matter what he does or who he does it to Taker will always be cheered, the guy is just that damn good. Really though I think the only other guy who reached this point while he was in his prime was Steve Austin. Those two really blurred the lines of Heel/Face and kinda invented the "tweener" role.

That's why I say he's all-time number 1 not sorry ass HBK.

[JKWJRMON]

NOBODY does a tombstone piledriver like the Undertaker!!!!!!

[JKWJRMON]

Cena vs. Rock 2 will happen, and Cena will win to redeem hmself as WWE Champion.

[RockySucks]

Ah okay, RockySucks is DarkectInsects/Swish/Nexus, so he's not trying to wind people up. History tells us that he's genuinely this stupid. Let's just move along lads.

I am not who you think I am, so again your wrong.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

-

[Bad News Gertner]

I am not who you think I am, so again your wrong.

It's not hard when your email address on here links right to your facebook profile. Don't stop posting though. I'm enjoying these.

[RockySucks]

So

HAHA, couldn't you have just pm'ed me this instead of letting the whole forum see? think I'll have to get you banned for posting it...

and yeah ok you got me.

[Fignuts]

Why don't you have a seat right there.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Everyone knows any good detective announces the big reveal in public to a chorus of "ooh"s and "ahh"s.

[Razzamajazz]

it's like a (retarded) tornado coming at you

[Bad News Gertner]

I couldn't have solved this without my trusty sidekick Iginfest. Probably the only thing I accomplished at work last night.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Gertner, please get a pipe and monocle/magnifying glass photoshopped onto Owenbrown.

[Bad News Gertner]

Haha Jabba that's your cue.

[Bad News Gertner]

We'll see Rock vs. Cena at WM only if The Rock defeats Punk at Elimination Chamber on February 17. If Punk wins his match with The Rock at EC, it will be Punk vs Cena at WM. So yeah, we'll see Rock vs. Cena at WM. :shifty:

Thanks for stating the obvious.

[Rock Bottom]

Why is everyone so sure The Rock is dropping the WWE title to Cena?

Didn't we do this before?

[Rock Bottom]

since when did luke gallows sign up for tpww

[Rock Bottom]

What if it was a murder that saw HHH indicted? Would the WWE be finished?

[Keith]

What if it was a murder that saw HHH indicted? Would the WWE be finished?

Depends. Are we talking Capital Murder? 1st Degree? 2nd? Felony Murder? Aggravated? Manslaughter? Involuntary? Vehicular Homicide?

[Ultra Mantis]

What if it was a murder that saw HHH indicted? Would the WWE be finished?

Command would indefinitely go to Billy Gunn.

[XL]

Dunno. Kane does one that looks very much like Taker's.

[RVDmark]

What if it was a murder that saw HHH indicted? Would the WWE be finished?

Triple H would be indicted but Hornswoggle would later be revealed as the culprit.

[Savio]

My favorite heel work he has done would have to be when he was biker taker.

[OverTaker]

Heel. The Ministry of Darkness is probably my favourite era of Monday Night Raw.


mine too but he was becoming lazy fat undertaker.


For me, nothing was as scary as a kid than to see Ultimate Warrior locked in a coffin. I thought we was going to die!

he did but they brought him back too ;)

Dunno. Kane does one that looks very much like Taker's.

but he dook it from him!

My favorite heel work he has done would have to be when he was biker taker.

it think it was great seeing him in a more serious gimmick.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sierra Hotel India Echo Lima Delta Shield!

[Kane Knight]

What if a bomb went off in the venue WWE was performing in? Would WWE be finished?

[whiteyford]

Bo Dallas would save the day.

[Ultra Mantis]

By providing a host body for the backup Vince McMahon to incubate within?

[Kane Knight]

Vince is a Goa'uld?

That makes sense, actually.

[whiteyford]

Hatters gone hat.

[Theo Dious]

it think it was great seeing him in a more serious gimmick.


Yeah spitting chaw on Tommy Dreamer and shoving JR's face into Vince's ass was serious business.

[James Steele]

Beating the fuck out of Maven, doing that vicious looking chair guillotine move, etc. were pretty serious. He had some great matches during that run too.

[Shisen Kopf]

What if Vince died T rasslemania? Would they stop the show or would they hire a lookalike just like the Beatles did when Paul died?

[PapaGeorgio]

I was disappointed in it. I felt on paper it was similiar to Toy Story/Monsters Inc but none of the magic was there. Basically I didn't buy the universe they all shared. It was an alright film and I enjoyed my time watching it, but lacked that something special. 3/5

[Classy and Gassy]

Disappointed because I expected more of Zangief

[Kris P Lettus]

Not John Carter which was one of the biggest waste of money in movie history.

It failed in spite of being made by Disney, not the other way around..

[weather vane]

I was disappointed in it. I felt on paper it was similiar to Toy Story/Monsters Inc but none of the magic was there. Basically I didn't buy the universe they all shared. It was an alright film and I enjoyed my time watching it, but lacked that something special. 3/5

[Optimus Bone 69]

Me and my daughter loved it

[KIRA]

Hated the American Badass gimmick but I was in love with Big Evil

[Black Widow]

taker is a better heel.

[DAMN iNATOR]

We'll see Rock vs. Cena at WM only if The Rock defeats Punk at Elimination Chamber on February 17. If Punk wins his match with The Rock at EC, it will be Punk vs Cena at WM. So yeah, we'll see Rock vs. Cena at WM. :shifty:

Thanks for stating the obvious.

I bet “Providence Peep” is really John Madden. Who else would say something so obvious?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm pretty sure we'd get a 3 hour blowjob to Vince.

Or a 3-hour LIVE Sex Celebration featuring Trips and Steph. ;)

[RockySucks]

http://www.wzronline.com/wp-content/gallery/takermemphosraw/2.jpg

http://i2.listal.com/image/2462777/936full-poltergeist-ii%3A-the-other-side-screenshot.jpg

[Keith]

LOL Undertaker is kinda looking like a pimp in that pic.

Maybe he surprises us all tonight and comes out with The Godfather, inviting us all to hop onto the Ho Train!

[Razzamajazz]

3rd time i've seen that pic today...

[RockySucks]

Yep. And it was coloured wrong as well according to some people here.

It's amazing at how you are using your spare time trying to
put me down, haha. yeah my pac-man tattoo might be shit to you.
But for me it's not :). and it wasn't colored* wrong :) for your information google and you'll find out yourself. TIT!!.

It was actually a custom design..

Btw, You know where I hangout on weekends, so come see me face to face ass hole
and we'll see who knocks who out.

[whiteyford]

You spelt coloured wrong.

[RockySucks]

like I care beCause hes a fucking cunt anyway., acts hard on a forum
yet he's a shit head face to face, PRICK!!!.

[whiteyford]

You spelt it wrong because hes a cunt?

[Kris P Lettus]

they r brothers

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

mean marc callous

[RockySucks]

You spelt it wrong because hes a cunt?

haha not bothered about my mistakes prick

[whiteyford]

Clearly but then hey you got £100 for blading in your 1st match so who needs to be able to spell.

[Savio]

Imagine if HBK beat cena for his title shot :drool:

[RockySucks]

Clearly but then hey you got £100 for blading in your 1st match so who needs to be able to spell.

lmfao, again researching old information about me, I'm charmed.

[Savio]

AJ Lee is "what"?

[whiteyford]

Imagine if HBK beat cena for his title shot :drool:

Still can't believe that match never happened.

[whiteyford]

lmfao, again researching old information about me, I'm charmed.

No just memorably moronic.

[dronepool]

This is owner of a metal bar I go to sometimes sort of looks like the Undertaker at least he is as tall as him. I'll have to post some pictures later.

[RockySucks]

No just memorably moronic.

yeah as if, you've well been reading archive threads, from the past
that's how sad your life is haha... but thanks for bringing it up., :D. :lol:

[whiteyford]

Yeah, theres been hundreds of threads featuring a Rick Astley video about some fud getting overpaid and blading in his match.

[RockySucks]

Yeah, theres been hundreds of threads featuring a Rick Astley video about some fud getting overpaid and blading in his match.

repeating yourself are we? nothing else interesting to say?.

No?

Thought so!!.

[MoFo]

OP is that fat fuck Nexus?

[whiteyford]

That's hardly repeating myself, more like clarifying for you since you seem to struggle with the idea that nobody else on here has posted something so blatantly daft.

[RockySucks]

OP is that fat fuck Nexus?


Yeah it is I the fat fuck Nexus :)....

[whiteyford]

Yup, don't bring up his spelling of coloured though, he'll neg rep you and challenge you to a fight.

[RockySucks]

Yup, don't bring up his spelling of coloured though, he'll neg rep you and challenge you to a fight.

Of course I will, cause we all like to colour your shit.,

[whiteyford]

Hey, you spelt it right, good job.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

You lack the honour and fighting spirit I seek in my opponents.

[RockySucks]

You lack the honour and fighting spirit I seek in my opponents.

All balls online, calling me fat and shit, yet
when it comes to a face to face fight, you make up some lame excuse
what an absolute jock haha. fucking queer.

[whiteyford]

He's not a Jock, learn your geography.

[RockySucks]

He's not a Jock, learn your geography.

no thanks.

[whiteyford]

I get it now, you're friends with Mr Tumble aren't you?

[whiteyford]

There's probably only 2 folk with kids who'll get that reference.

[wwe2222]

He looks like a suped up version of Doc Brown

[The Condor]

Undertaker is what he is. I even liked him when he was making Mideon drink blood and kidnapping Stephanie McMahon.

[mike adamle]

I thought it was awesome when Ministry taker kidnapped and raped Stephanie.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Hace.

[razorblade kisses]

I'm really excited to see this :)

[RockySucks]

So was thinking if they hadn't have given the belt
To Rocky. And punk was carrying the title up till wrestlemania. Taker could have showed up at Chamber. Or Raw. With Thr Shield turning on Punk and forming partnership with Undertaker. This could have caused Punk to put his title on the line.

We wouls have had ourselves one hell of a match.
Still hoping we get it. But Streak vs Streak sounds way better.

[Savio]

With Rock having the title it gives them more promotion to the mainstream.

[Shadrick]

With Rock having the title it gives them more promotion to the mainstream.

marks cannot and will not understand this.

[ron the dial]

Wrestling Forum High Horse Club

[dronepool]

Streak vs Streak is better, but WWE prefers more money and spot light.

[Big Vic]

I'd like to see punk vs taker but if that happens that means we are going to get "Cena v Rock 2". I don't want that.

[Bad News Gertner]

Punk having the belt does zero for the company. Ratings finally increased when the Rock came back and Punk has been boring for a LONG time.

[Rammsteinmad]

It looks like every other Disney movie that has come out over the last ten years.

[Majunior]

Ryback has been boring since he debuted. What's your point? Other boring talent includes Mark Henry, Brodus Clay, Tensai, John Cena, Captain Catchphrase, and The Shield.

And seriously, Punk is one of the better mic workers they've got (so sayeth a number of talent, including people outside the company -- including the man who coined the phrase "vanilla midget"), so it's not JUST the fact he can wrestle.

Really though, as mentioned this comes down to mainstream exposure/money for the WWE. They're a business. From employees to shareholders, there are people who expect the business to make them money. Their biggest event of the year is right around the corner... they want every penny they can wring out of the situation -- as it should be. So while I personally may hate the Goldbergs/Rybacks of the wrestling world, they have their place.

It's why I've usually been more of a fan of the midcard/upper midcard talent. They tend to put on much better shows, which I prefer. And while I know I'm not alone in that, I'm not an idiot -- I know damn well my preferences aren't everyone else's. (And really, it'd be boring if they were.)

[Juan]

Computer animated?

[Bad News Gertner]

Are you out of your fucking mind? Fuck, fat virgin smarks are clueless.

[Tazz Dan]

Me and my daughter loved it

[Drakul]

I enjoyed it. I was thinking there would be a little more game hopping and there would be more "real" game characters showing up and having an actual role in the film. Maybe for the sequel?

They are planning a sequel around console/online gaming so that might be more enjoyable for some people.

[Kalyx triaD]

Loved that the SF characters kept their voices, except for Gief since he had more important lines and required an 'actor' actor.

Seems ridiculous that Tron wasn't featured, though Tron is kinda complicated from a narrative standpoint. Since it's basically about a living videogame world itself it leads to some compelling narrative desicions. You would have to treat Tron as a fictional game in its universe's sense, thus making its inclusion an official crossover. Hmm...

[Drakul]

I enjoy a good fan theory. Story spoilers:

Okay, so I finally got to see Wreck-It Ralph, and loved it. It occurred to me that, while he is mentioned in the movie, Mario never makes an appearance, and here's why: Ralph is Mario.

First, let's state the obvious. Ralph wears a red shirt and overalls, and when he goes into his stump, it's in the same way Mario goes down pipes. Probably coincidences.

Going deeper : Fix-It Felix is most likely a reference to Donkey Kong (big guy climbs building and breaks things, small guy climbs up to stop him, big guy falls down at the end). However, it's important to note that Ralph's game is called Fix-It Felix Jr.. The reason for this is that there is only one game where Mario has appeared as the villain : Donkey Kong Jr. (the sequel to Donkey Kong). The creators of the movie made a point to append the Jr. to the name precisely for this reason.

Still not enough? Okay, look at Sugar Rush. Between the kart racing, item boxes, and food-themed world, it's obviously an homage to Mario Kart, meaning the Sugar Rush world is analogous to the Mushroom Kingdom. Ultimately, what does Ralph do in the movie?

He goes to Sugar Rush. He stops the evil king (who lives in a giant castle). He saves the princess.

(Also, while this may be a bit of a stretch, the aforementioned time that Mario is referenced is when the doorbell rings at the party and Felix says "I bet that's Mario!" He then opens the door, revealing Ralph.)

EDIT : Thanks to Liru for (indirectly) reminding me that Donkey Kong Jr. was released in 1982, 30 years ago. Fix-It Felix Jr. is celebrating its 30th anniversary in the movie.

[Kalyx triaD]

While I do think Fix-It Felix Jr. is a nod to Donkey Kong and Mario I don't think Ralph is some version of Mario. His early designs make him at least inspired by Donkey Kong. So while I see connections in a allusion/homage sense, I don't think they're doing some thinly veiled movie about Mario.

[Kalyx triaD]

And after watching this movie, I double down on how absurd it was including Ralph in Sonic Racing Transformed and not Venelopie, the character from a kart racing game. Sure Ralph is the star but come on!

[Drakul]

The site that comes from is full of things like that. I don't think it's to be taken seriously. They wanted Mario in WIR but Nintendo asked for too much money or something. There is a chance he'll be in the sequel.
Did anyone else see the two princesses in Game Central Station? They looked like Daisy & Peach but they had green and blue dresses instead of yellow and pink.

[Drakul]

Ralph was the first guy I chose in SASRT and I got him straight up to star level. Speaking of SASRT, the All-Star moves are all just awful. There is no variety. It's an endless boost move with a projectile. Wish they had them all be unique and cool like in the first game.

The only one who doesn't have a projectile seems to be Ralph and, maybe, Metal Sonic.

[Kalyx triaD]

Yeah that could have been done better, but I fucking love the game.

[voncouch]

For the smarks who know more about the business, Streak vs Steak is a fantastic idea. But WWE doesn't play to the smarks, they play to the other 90%. And having a mainstream action star holding the belt and taking on their second most popular talent is a much easier sell to the casual fan.

[whiteyford]

'Taker doesn't need the belt, and he's never losing the streak, so it just takes the title away from another match, granted Rock/Cena doesn't need the belt to sell it but it at least makes it different from last years match. Supreme already booked Undertaker Vs Punk perfectly in anther thread too.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It's true. I did.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Gertner said so.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Which is huge

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cause I like Daniel Bryan

[Supreme Olajuwon]

And CM Punk

[Supreme Olajuwon]

And Bret Hart

[Supreme Olajuwon]

But I like Hogan too

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Not as much as Savage

[Supreme Olajuwon]

But still

[Bad News Gertner]

Pulse of the WWE Universe

[RockySucks]

I'm starting to think Taker will miss this years mania though
and retire after Wrestlemania 30.

[Bad News Gertner]

Hope he doesn't. Adding Taker vs Punk to the card would be bigger than Rock vs Punk vs Cena. Two big matches instead of one.

[#1-norm-fan]

Rock vs Cena alone is the way to go regardless of whether Taker can go. Find something else for Punk.

[Bad News Gertner]

Gonna be hard this late. Nobody really left.

[RockySucks]

Hope he doesn't. Adding Taker vs Punk to the card would be bigger than Rock vs Punk vs Cena. Two big matches instead of one.

Anything is better than Rock vs Cena in my eyes
however what happens when we get around to Wrestlemania 40?
are they gonna call it, Wrestlemania: Legends in wheel chairs?.

Look at the last big four way match they did at a mania
Mick Foley Vs HHH vs Rock vs Big Show with McMahon in every corner.
I'm not sure that went down very well.

I'd really love to see Punk vs Taker though. would be awesome,

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk vs HHH would be good. But then that would leave Lesnar with nothing to do. Don't really wanna see the Lesnar vs HHH rematch anyway though.

Tag match maybe? Give a younger a guy rub by having HHH recruit him as his partner to take on team Heyman.

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk and Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman vs HHH and The Miz w/ Ric Flair. Book it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe replace Miz with Sheamus. I don't know. Either one sounds better than a straight up Lesnar vs HHH rematch to me at least.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lesnar HAS to fight HHH one on one. Maybe The Shield and Punk vs Ryback, Sheamus, Miz and Orton. Orton turns on Sheamus costing them a victory setting up that feud. Really scratching my head what to do.

[#1-norm-fan]

Lesnar and HHH ended exactly the way it should have. Lesnar looked like a beast and HHH rode off into semi-retirement. It's ridiculous that they're gonna restart it for a WrestleMania rematch where Triple H of all people is probably gonna beat Lesnar.

[James Steele]

That is the logical progression of the story, though. Triple H should get his revenge. Geez. Just because you hate Triple H doesn't mean the story isn't good.

Where have I heard that mentality before?

[RockySucks]

HHH is a boring old bastard, and needs to stay retired, instead
of hogging the spotlight, because he's licking steph's pussy.

[#1-norm-fan]

That is the logical progression of the story, though. Triple H should get his revenge. Geez. Just because you hate Triple H doesn't mean the story isn't good.

Where have I heard that mentality before?

... I like Triple H. So... yeah...

The man is a semi-retired wrestler who is gonna run the company though. His ability to beat a fucking monster like Lesnar does not help anything. The logical progression of the story does not include him needing to get his win back. It doesn't help him to get his win back. He doesn't need the rub. Lesnar needs to look strong even if it's just to eventually put over whatever active superstar who has some kind of a future as an active superstar finally stops him.

[RockySucks]

How about HHH vs Punk?. with Brock as special ref?.

I think that would be pretty sweet.

[Bad News Gertner]

Punk vs Alex Riley on the Pre- Show is where he belongs.

[#1-norm-fan]

You badmouth Punk all you want, Gertner...

Please don't even joke about the concept of Alex Riley getting a one on one match on the pre-show of WrestleMania though.

[Nark Order]

Punk having the belt does zero for the company. Ratings finally increased when the Rock came back and Punk has been boring for a LONG time.

This has to be a gimmick. Punk has been the only thing keeping WWE from being absolutely fucking abysmal for like 6 months. Of course ratings are going to go up when Rocky comes (twice a month) because he's a movie star. I still don't like the idea of putting your belt on a guy who hasn't cared about wrestling in like 10 solid years. Also, it isn't really even good for business either seeing as people are going to tune in whether Rock has the belt or not. It would be much smarter to push other guys with the title scene and showcase them for all the fans Rocky is bringing back in.

[#1-norm-fan]

You have to admit it brings the credibility of the belt up having it on a guy who as insanely over as The Rock though. It's gonna make anyone who holds it after that much more credible. A shitload of people who don't really give a fuck about wrestling can tell you who holds the WWE title right now.

[Nark Order]

The Rock doesn't need the belt to draw. It doesn't make any sense to break a 400+ day title reign two months before Wrestlemania. Such a missed opportunity. Rock and Cena would've drawn without the belt involved just like it did the first time. Borderline irresponsible of them to leave another main event match off the card.

[Curtis Anderson]

marks cannot and will not understand this.

You mean "smarks" aka stupid marks.

[Bad News Gertner]

This has to be a gimmick. Punk has been the only thing keeping WWE from being absolutely fucking abysmal for like 6 months. Of course ratings are going to go up when Rocky comes (twice a month) because he's a movie star. I still don't like the idea of putting your belt on a guy who hasn't cared about wrestling in like 10 solid years. Also, it isn't really even good for business either seeing as people are going to tune in whether Rock has the belt or not. It would be much smarter to push other guys with the title scene and showcase them for all the fans Rocky is bringing back in.

lol hardly. Another fat smark who doesn't get it. Punk doesn't appeal to the casual fan and doesn't have corssover appeal.

[MoFo]

Punk is pretty much a huge faggut. If he was in the Attitude Era he would be tagging with Just Joe against Kientai on WWF Metal or Saturday Shotgun.

[RockySucks]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQx_QQehWkuMovfA9emdoC0PnalV7ISD2O6am7ZHJzbWQ7Smm4nPA
Hulk: Remember that time I asked for a hug off The Giant?.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOvx25xUSu0dat-XfycEUZGA4o4mESCXnZQcBdVQwsgmjOltan

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Hulk: You know something brother, neither do I, but brother their was a time, I pulled some guy's trunks down, to get a view of his ass.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcuwvhrkvwKm3umV1oHFcpyiiEwxjXPFX2LXORu4QpTIm_Fn2kVw

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Hulk: And how can we forget the time, I went to a sex shop and bought some bondage gear, brother?.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCyruobcqZMd-KSuZ7ADvCMDwhjuWedkbNEw7UlGlGfMlXx23bRQ

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyjgqiMPv9ruCaZUkB4hysQXkocjAPYpbbpYSUU5XaTCDU7KbV
Hulk: Oh you don't believe me brother, lol. well I remember the old times, when I wore Pink before The Rock even put on a tutu..

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThSIo94MJu51SWKxnjauSFUSD8QYyuhw_019IfjiqIdyWZYLpI

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John: Hulk, I told you, don't wear that much lipstick damn.

Hulk: Sorry, brother. But this pack of condoms won't fit my giant sized python

[MoFo]

If hes gay why does he stalk his daughter and rub cream on her ass.

[Nark Order]

lol hardly. Another fat smark who doesn't get it. Punk doesn't appeal to the casual fan and doesn't have corssover appeal.

You're wrong. Punk sells a ton in merchendise and was on the cover of WWE 13. He most definitely isn't just an internet wet dream anymore. He's one of the top guys in the company and appeals to marks and smarks alike. He's the best promo man in the company and consistently has some of the best matches on the show. I don't see what your problem is.

[Bad News Gertner]

Wow, you mean he was on the cover of an actual video game? That's amazing! He's not the best promo guy and he's done absolutely nothing for the company. He's a place holder who had the belt for too long.

[Nark Order]

Punk is pretty much a huge faggut. If he was in the Attitude Era he would be tagging with Just Joe against Kientai on WWF Metal or Saturday Shotgun.

Well, at that time the WWE landscape was drastically different and Vince just continually shot his load over 360+ pound hosses all the time. Think about how many shitty man tanks we had to endure then. You're probably right that he wouldn't have been given a fair chance but that doesn't really prove anything. Lots of solid talent didn't break the glass ceiling in the attitude era.

[Nark Order]

Wow, you mean he was on the cover of an actual video game? That's amazing! He's not the best promo guy and he's done absolutely nothing for the company. He's a place holder who had the belt for too long.

You're a really weird guy. What satisfaction do you get out of trolling everybody? You can't believe any of the things you're saying. Punk is not a placeholder champion. He was WWE champion for well over a year. Also, who cuts better promos than Punk besides maybe Paul Heyman? I get that everything is subjective but you're being a dick just to be a dick. CM Punk has really been the only reason I haven't stopped watching over the past couple of months and I don't think I'm alone. Stop trying to be different and just enjoy the show.

[Bad News Gertner]

Cena, Sheamus, Rock, Barrett, half the roster. Punk gets generic Indy promos

Oh and about the video game:

During an interview with his friend Colt Cabana on the "Art of Wrestling" podcast released on October 24, 2012, CM Punk revealed that he was not WWE's choice to be on the cover of WWE '13 and that THQ had chosen him in spite of WWE's objection.[22] CM Punk described the situation as follows (transcribed from podcast):
The company [WWE] still has the guys that they want in the limelight that they want to kind of shove down people's throats. And I've obviously come to terms with the fact that I will never be that guy…They just kept throwing, you know, a certain somebody at them [THQ]. No, no, this is the guy that we want. Not Punk…not Punk.[22]
Paul Heyman, who was involved in the development of the game, corroborated CM Punk's account in an interview with New York Post:
I’ve known since day one WWE does not consider CM Punk to be the poster boy for this company so this decision was made by THQ against WWE’s wishes to put CM Punk on the cover.[23]


THQ went out of business later.

[Bad News Gertner]

You're a really weird guy. What satisfaction do you get out of trolling everybody? You can't believe any of the things you're saying. Punk is not a placeholder champion. He was WWE champion for well over a year. Also, who cuts better promos than Punk besides maybe Paul Heyman? I get that everything is subjective but you're being a dick just to be a dick. CM Punk has really been the only reason I haven't stopped watching over the past couple of months and I don't think I'm alone. Stop trying to be different and just enjoy the show.

He's a placeholder champ. Any other era he's a midcarder. Nobody outside of wrestling fans knows who he is, and you can't expect to grow your business if your champ doesn't have crossover appeal.

[Nark Order]

CM Punk is a breath of fresh air in a wrestling landscape the consists of "arrogant heel #27" and "stale generic babyface #45." He has a fresh character that is an extension of who he actually is, he has a high workrate, he's a fucking tremendous promo man, and he just "gets wrestling" because he's a fan first and a wrestler second. I don't see how you can be a true fan of wrestling and not AT LEAST respect what Punk does.

[Bad News Gertner]

< Pulse of the WWE Univese, so your fat opinion doesn't matter.

[Bad News Gertner]

CM Punk is a breath of fresh air in a wrestling landscape the consists of "arrogant heel #27" and "stale generic babyface #45." He has a fresh character that is an extension of who he actually is, he has a high workrate, he's a fucking tremendous promo man, and he just "gets wrestling" because he's a fan first and a wrestler second. I don't see how you can be a true fan of wrestling and not AT LEAST respect what Punk does.

He grew very stale and he's just a dime a dozen guys in the indies "grrrr i'm intense and want respect"= every other ROH promo.

[drave]

THQ was on the road to bankruptcy LONG before WWE 13 hit shelves, ergo the last statement is irrelevant.

To say he has done nothing is either blatant ignorance or simply opinion.

[Bad News Gertner]

THQ was on the road to bankruptcy LONG before WWE 13 hit shelves, ergo the last statement is irrelevant.

To say he has done nothing is either blatant ignorance or simply opinion.

Just like Punk killed the WWE's ratings, Punk on the cover = final nail in THQ's coffin. Thank God the company showed enough sense to keep him out of the Main Event in Wrestlemania. They'd go bankrupt like THQ.

[drave]

Just like Punk killed the WWE's ratings, Punk on the cover = final nail in THQ's coffin. Thank God the company showed enough sense to keep him out of the Main Event in Wrestlemania. They'd go bankrupt like THQ.

el oh el :shifty:

[Nark Order]

John Cena has crossover appeal because they invested millions of dollars into him having crossover appeal. Who else has this crossover appeal you speak of besides The Rock. All of the top guys in the company wouldn't be known by non-wrestling fans. Sheamus? Orton? Not many people would even know Triple H.

Also, Sheamus and Barrett being better on the stick is laughable.

[drave]

John Cena has crossover appeal because they invested millions of dollars into him having crossover appeal. Who else has this crossover appeal you speak of besides The Rock. All of the top guys in the company wouldn't be known by non-wrestling fans. Sheamus? Orton? Not many people would even know Triple H.

Also, Sheamus and Barrett being better on the stick is laughable.

Agreed on the mic bit. The exchange between him and Rock FAR surpasses what was done with Cena v Rock last year.

Speaking of same ol' boring promos....... let's listen to Cena OR Rock at any given point in their careers ;) Not to take away from their mic skills, just sayin'

[#1-norm-fan]

John Cena has crossover appeal because they invested millions of dollars into him having crossover appeal.

Obviously there's an investment necessary.

Cena has a look and personality that SCREAMS crossover appeal though. Let's not pretend just anyone can get that much support and be a crossover star.

[RockySucks]

Something that hasn't been talked about ,
so thought I would make a thread about it.

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2003/11/22/roberts_jake.jpg

http://img.youtube.com/vi/8elV5eFlsrg/0.jpg

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/658/464/DynamiteKid_TomBillington-5_display_image.jpg?1295735594

[Heisenberg]

Damien, out of the bag.

[BillyBonez]

Yes there were pets in wrestling.

Whats the point of this thread?


?

[RockySucks]

Yes there were pets in wrestling.

Whats the point of this thread?


?


And what's the point of your comment?

[Shisen Kopf]

Million $ man had Virgil

[Theo Dious]

SOCK VS SOCK

[BillyBonez]

And what's the point of your comment?

And what's the point of your mom? Oh right, she's a jizz vacuum.

[PrettyCool]

And what's the point of your mom? Oh right, she's a jizz vacuum.

Takes one to know one

[BillyBonez]

Takes one to know one

Fuck off kid.

[RockySucks]

And what's the point of your mom? Oh right, she's a jizz vacuum.

haha, omfg I'm laughing my fat ass off xD

[Keith]

SOCK VS SOCK

PrettyCool trying to get some attention, I bet.

[Lock Jaw]

SOCK VS SOCK

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/03/20120129_sock_cobra.jpg

[Heisenberg]

Lock Jaw puttin' pics to words...since forever

[loopydate]

Yes, pet is of wrestling. Good call

[#1-norm-fan]

http://pepeandchavo.tripod.com/chavo1.jpg

[Schlomey]

Sucky thread by yet another poster with negative reputation. Trend. Can aaa make it so you can't post new threads if you don't have certain amount of reputation? Would save a lot of redundancy and annoyance.


Also, snakes are cool.

[MaxPower]

The Steiner's had a dog too for a short period of time, it was called Arnold or something
http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img3/item/210/249/294/l_1991-impel-wcw-109-steiner-brothers-nm-or-better-c150.jpg

[SNLfunnyguy]

Does Vader's pet helmet count?

[MoFo]

Al Snow had a gay chiuauawa called Pepper until Big Bossman chopped it up and fed it him.

That was the actual reason for having a Kennel from Hell match IIRC.

[Rammsteinmad]

Didn't Scott Steiner once come out with a tiger or something?

[Rammsteinmad]

Lol yeah. What was the point of this?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Strobogo/vlcsnap-2013-02-10-01h50m54s176_zpsf7cc2a5b.png

[MoFo]

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4093/4940740270_5c0697f044_z.jpg

[Rammsteinmad]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Strobogo/vlcsnap-2013-02-10-01h50m54s176_zpsf7cc2a5b.png

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wouldn't you come out with a tiger if you could?

[Cool King]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7mm8etvo1qm4eqa.jpg

[Cool King]

R.I.P

[Triple Naitch]

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4093/4940740270_5c0697f044_z.jpg

Damien Sandow needs to do this.

[Classy and Gassy]

Debra had some nice puppies

[RockySucks]

In WCW's movie Ready to Rumble :O

http://s3.vidimg.popscreen.com/original/6/REVhbVRmRlpESnMx_o_john-cena-wwe-in-wcw-ready-to-rumble-movie-hd.jpg

[ooTin]

where?

[ooTin]

because that guy on the left of that pic is not Cena nor does it even look like him. so what the the fuck was the point of this stupid thread?

[Vastardikai]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DIAKnGujUVM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

From around that same time.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That's him alright. We can see him, but who cares? Not thread worthy.

[Vastardikai]

We can see him, but who cares? Not thread worthy.

Excuse me? John "You Can't See Me" Cena has a moment where we CAN see him, but it's not thread worthy? I'd say it may be the most thread worthy thing to come out thus far in 2013.

[Keith]

Wow, good find, OP.

I'd say this is newsworthy. Threadworthy? I think so.

[dronepool]

RAW should start a Prototype chant just to see his reaction.

[Keith]

The Ryback vs The Prototype.

WM30.

[MoFo]

I had no idea Cena played 'random gym guy #2' either.

[JKWJRMON]

abled to perform a Huracurana. (Although it looked like shit, and CM Punk saved himself from injury!!)

[ooTin]

well fuck... i was wrong about it being cena...

[Savio]

ooTin is the guy with the dumbells

[Krimzon7]

this movie is adorable.

[whiteyford]

At least he's been in one decent movie :shifty:

[Fox]

Nice find.

[Fox]

More proof that John Cena only acts in total shit movies.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

I love it when threads get philosophical, "what does it mean to be a thread?" "Is this worthy?"

[parkmania]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCa973jhCWoLyjgwfuum1GiPADuOtFNw4rnjpSNCtSfuZ5kxZe

[Droford]

Big josh had a bear in a cage in wcw

[Emperor Smeat]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/899/457/taker_vulture_display_image.png

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/056/189/untitled_crop_650x440.jpg

[RockySucks]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/899/457/taker_vulture_display_image.png


Thanks Smelly, I was gonna put this in my op, but I couldn't find the pic anywhere, nice one.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Meat.

[RockySucks]

More proof that John Cena only acts in total shit movies.

What are you on about? Ready 2 Rumble was awesome.
And he was only an extra in the film, for those who don't believe me.
That it's him, google it, and go on wiki and type in Ready 2 Rumble he's listed on that as well..

[Droford]

I think Oz had a monkey

[Droford]

http://media.insidepulse.com/old/columnImages2006/image24115.jpg