RockySucks very own wrestling thread!

[RockySucks]

Forget about everything you know about
history, because we've learned history
will always repeat it's self.

Yes we all know wrestling is scripted
and planned in advanced, but when it
comes down to wrestlers who left the
company, to "make big in movies". Only
to have their movies suck ass. Decide
they've done what they set out to do
and make a return.

I'm talking about The Rock, yes
back in the 90s The Rock was hot,
Other wrestlers such as Austin, Bret
Undertaker, know how to pass the tourch.

Yet, The Rock is still living in fairytail
land (maybe it's because he played a tooth fairy)
I really can't explain. But the fact he comes back
and say's he's coming to save the WWE from PUNK!!.

Excuse me, did I hear this correctly?
The Rock has been back about 2-3 weeks
and is already main eventing the Royal Rumble? :S.

And he's talking about taking the title away from Punk?
Who's held it for over 400+ days. I mean I give Punk all
the fucking credit for droping the title to Rock..

But Rock is a cunt, the fact he refuses to retire.
and pass the tourch is stupid as fuck. Look at all
the other younger talent, who work their ass off yet
never see a title match. Yet we have Rocky who well
sucks Vince's dick so much, he get's what he wants.

When Rock said he was going to save WWE.
we didn't need it saving, PUNK had already saved the WWE.
He's a better champion than (HHH, HBK, Austin, and Undertaker)
I won't include Rock cause we already know he's shit.

You lot must agree with the fact that how is it possible
for Rock to get a main event match so quickly?. Oh yeah
because the younger generation "PG FANS" crave Rock..

LOL.. So again Vince is thinking about is wallet.
$$$$ Is all he cares a shit about....

[Skippord]

what is this I don't even

[whiteyford]

Yeah Austin and Bret wouldn't be anywhere near the main event if they weren't forced to retire and Undertaker doesn't go over talent in a high profile match every time he wrestles. I'm intrigued by the notion that Vince McMahon, business man, is all about the $$$$ though, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Shadrick]

He only cares about money. What a crazy CEO.

Bringing eyes to the product is a BAD BAD THING.

[Shadrick]

The marks on this board have really been getting out of control lately.

[Kane Knight]

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[dronepool]

Why so serious?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Sick formatting, son.

[RockySucks]

The marks on this board have really been getting out of control lately.




you mean the big fish ?'s

[whiteyford]

I want to hear more about why making money is wrong.

[RockySucks]

Making money of kids is wrong, It's like Vince is selling sex to young dudes.

[Kane Knight]

The marks on this board have really been getting out of control lately.

What's really adorable is he prefaces things by saying wrestling is scripted, then he goes off and confuses the scripted dialogue with the real world bits behind it.

Though it's also funny thinking of CM Punk as a saviour.

[RockySucks]

What's really adorable is he prefaces things by saying wrestling is scripted, then he goes off and confuses the scripted dialogue with the real world bits behind it.

Though it's also funny thinking of CM Punk as a saviour.

So you'd rather have a guy who's obsessed with ass's as a leader?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hey, some of The Rock's films aren't bad!

[whiteyford]

Making money of kids is wrong, It's like Vince is selling sex to young dudes.

So basically Disney is for paedophiles?

[Mooияakeя™]

Making money of kids is wrong, It's like Vince is selling sex to young dudes.

I would rather you explain more of this. I think this could get the thread some buyrate.

[Kane Knight]

Making money of kids is wrong, It's like Vince is selling sex to young dudes.

I'd hazard to say that only about 10% of the population gets those sexy feelings for the Rock as you do.

[RockySucks]

Hey, some of The Rock's films aren't bad!

Walking Tall
Tooth Fairy (wearing a pink dress? wtf).
That other lame ass film with Sean William Scott.


so go ahead tell me again which you thought we're decent?.

He really is obsessed with ass haha..

Candy Ass, Boots to ass, and so on what a gay ass.

[whiteyford]

Candy Ass, Boots to ass, and so on what a gay ass.

This was a joke right?

[Kane Knight]

So basically Disney is for paedophiles?

Walt was a creepy motherfucker.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I like Southland Tales but that could have something to do with Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[Kane Knight]

The Tooth Fairy was awesome. And who could not jump for joy when they found out a sequel was being made?

[Triple Naitch]

Game Plan was SIIIIIIICK

[NormanSmiley]

i think my favorite thing around here is when the kids are so passionate about their stance they dont ever realize the sarcasm or that they are being laughed at


& P.S. Hayes why did you write your take in prose??

[RockySucks]

How He Hammered the bosses daughter, was well a way for him to stay in the damn company, after he tore his quad, he was fucked, so him and steph got some kiddies, and HHh IS NOW CEO, of talent relations.

It's almost depressing as his losing streak at wrestlemania.
let's not forget, his Darker days when he was cheating on chyna.
and sable. what a whore dog this guy is.

He's a disgrace to this company.

The company was founded by legends. Now HHH is turning
it into a bone yard. fuck...

[XL]

...

[RockySucks]

Game Plan was SIIIIIIICK


It was I puked all over my 77inch plasma screen...
while
wa
tching
it,

[whiteyford]

So since nobody else is going to ask, do your parents know you're on the internet?

[RockySucks]

So since nobody else is going to ask, do your parents know you're on the internet?

What is the internet? Do you know what the internet is used for?
Gathering information, about the past, present, creating web pages, websites, while hosting on domain names. Watching porn, while watching films,
talking to friends, family over skype, and email. while updating your social networking "pretending to be social". Facebook, bebo, myspace, twitter,
then while being bored, browse you-tube and watch random crap.

It could be for anything of that nature, your mis-reading my knowledge
of how I use the intersearchweb. How many hours/days/weekends/nights have you spent refreshing the page, after page on this forum?.

I won't go into that because it's unfair, on ripping you.
Like I do when I have finished having a number 2 .

Edit: My reply was obviously to genius for your brain to compute, and register
information in order for you to comment back. It's ok everyone fails.

[Heisenberg]

Vince used to sell Ultimate Warrior sidewalk chalk when I was little.

It was awesome.

[ron the dial]

What is the internet? Do you know what the internet is used for?
Gathering information, about the past, present, creating web pages, websites, while hosting on domain names. Watching porn, while watching films,
talking to friends, family over skype, and email. while updating your social networking "pretending to be social". Facebook, bebo, myspace, twitter,
then while being bored, browse you-tube and watch random crap.

It could be for anything of that nature, your mis-reading my knowledge
of how I use the intersearchweb. How many hours/days/weekends/nights have you spent refreshing the page, after page on this forum?.

I won't go into that because it's unfair, on ripping you.
Like I do when I have finished having a number 2 .

Edit: My reply was obviously to genius for your brain to compute, and register
information in order for you to comment back. It's ok everyone fails.
all of that and he didn't even answer the question.

[Fignuts]

Fuckin' muties.

[ron the dial]

probably because this is not a real person. "intersearchweb?" come on.

[RockySucks]

Vince used to sell Ultimate Warrior sidewalk chalk when I was little.

It was awesome.

Did you dress up and pretend to act like a drug addict?
running around shaking your arms, all over the place like you we're
having some sort of heart attack? Must have been awesome...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

God damn, whiteyford just got HOUSED

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Heisenberg better get his ass to the burn unit as well

[RockySucks]

probably because this is not a real person. "intersearchweb?" come on.

I would have said google, however feeling the need of this nature
on this forum, people would get the wrong impression and think
I was advertising google. I used intersearchweb because it sounds cooler
than your mums breast milk..

[James Steele]

I'm only going to tell you this once you horrible sock account...watch your fucking mouth when you speak about that man. I will hunt you down, cut off your balls, feed them to your dog right in front of you, and then I will crush your soul until you are nothing but a nutless crying shell of a human being.

[Heisenberg]

Did you dress up and pretend to act like a drug addict?
running around shaking your arms, all over the place like you we're
having some sort of heart attack? Must have been awesome...

OOOOhhhh what a big man you are. Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show you how to chew it.



Yes I did run rampant acting like the Ultimate Warrior.

[ron the dial]

oh shit he did not just talk about my mammy's breast milk!

[James Steele]

If you don't have a dog, I will shove them down your throat and make you wash them down with spoiled tea.

[James Steele]

You vile sack of shit.

[Fignuts]

Very disappointed that the first post does not rhyme. Formatting is misleading.

[James Steele]

Most trolls live under a bridge or in their mother's basement, but you...you reside in that special quadrant of hell reserved for only the most sickening of society.

[Fignuts]

Is this flair wool again? Thought we had finally gotten rid of him.

[James Steele]

You are like TPWW's less famous and far more worthless of version of HEIDENREICH, only you don't have a dick on you to rape Michael Cole.

[RockySucks]

Very disappointed that the first post does not rhyme. Formatting is misleading.



I could re-create something special for you, however, I don't
consider myself a rapper artist, or teacher.. So I wouldn't be able
to make something magical. But you wanted something so here you go.

Ding, Ding, Ding, I got bling, bling, bling,


Hope this helps.

[James Steele]

Rot in hell, scum.

[ron the dial]

leaves "poet" off of the list of potential rhymers.

[James Steele]

Fuck you, you piece of shit.

[RockySucks]

I'm only going to tell you this once you horrible sock account...watch your fucking mouth when you speak about that man. I will hunt you down, cut off your balls, feed them to your dog right in front of you, and then I will crush your soul until you are nothing but a nutless crying shell of a human being.

Oh you have anger issues, yet you fail to use CAPS!!!!!.

It's OK i know people like you haven't been out the house since
birth, and have become so obsessed with staying in doors, trying to
be all ganster ass licker,but hey bro, whatever floats your boat..

[James Steele]

Seriously, go brush your teeth with a running chainsaw.

[Fignuts]

Brilliant.

[RockySucks]

Seriously, go brush your teeth with a running chainsaw.

I tried this at one point, but I owned the chainsaw, and it
just made my teeth, more sexy.. I now run round pretending to be
a vampire, like Triple H in Blade I wasn't very good at acting.

[RockySucks]

Brilliant.

glad you enjoyed. hope it keeps you entertained for years.

[James Steele]

I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight when you stare into the blackness of the night and realize that your soul is as dark and empty as the night sky.

[RockySucks]

I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight when you stare into the blackness of the night and realize that your soul is as dark and empty as the night sky.

stand back we have a keyboard ninja over here,
Oh wait no we don't it's just some Triple H Tom Boy.

[Bad News Gertner]

I like this new guy. Speaks the truth. HHH is an over-rated piece of shit who would be pumping gas had he not got Steph knocked up.

[Triple Naitch]

Wouldn't call having sex with someone other than Chyna a dark day.

[Fignuts]

Hey HHH has to hear Stephanie mcmahons annoying nasally voice EVERY FUCKING DAY. The man has paid a price for his power that most men would not have the courage to endure.

[James Steele]

This is probably your sock Gertner, but I figure I haven't worked the whole "Triple H Obsessed" gimmick in awhile so this was a wonderful opportunity to "get back to basics".

[James Steele]

On second thought, this could be owenbrown trying to be "edgy" again.

[James Steele]

A TPWW political ironic sock.

[whiteyford]

So do they know? You raise a lot of points but we're all still waiting on you explaining why a business making money is bad ?

[James Steele]

RockySucks, you can still go choke on the most viscous batch of gopher cum you can find.

[ron the dial]

lol gopher cum?

[Tazz Dan]

Not sure if this is owenbrown or Heyman

[ron the dial]

it's definitely not heyman.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I like to read the title to this thread in the style of Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap.


Go ninja, go ninja, go!

[Juan]

Triple H Tom Boy

[RockySucks]

The fact is I could be anyone's sock, however I have matching pairs of socks
in my draw, so I don't have a "sock" hanging around. The obsession with Triple H James is something not to be worried about, It's the fact that when HHH dies, we have to wonder how your health will get, will you go into depression and constantly eat fast food? to drown your sorrows? And end up lying on a bed unable to move. Then looking back thinking to yourself. Damn HHH why did you have to die, Damn, Damn Damn, GAME OVER!!!.

That my friend, is something to be more worried about obsession...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I like that this guy acts goofy, but as soon as someone steps to him, he drops the fucking HAMMER on em.

[James Steele]

I'll be fine. I have my new addiction...

http://www.wwe.com/f/video/thumb/2012/11/raw1015_maddox_exclu_110512.jpg

[Savio]

Who used to put carriage returns
part way through sentences?

[RockySucks]

So do they know? You raise a lot of points but we're all still waiting on you explaining why a business making money is bad ?

A business is a company, a company, that profits, from it's customers.
weather it be ticket sales, merchandising, auctions or whatever else.

I didn't say businesses making money is bad, I said WWE making money
from kids pockets is disgusting. and might as well sell sex tapes. Do you really think Vince gives a shit about you?. or whenever a poll is made it's all rigged, they do not give a shit about their customers/fans. This is (bad business sickness).While Vince pockets over millions every year, kids are being suckered into his evil demonic "selling". getting me so far?.

[whiteyford]

A business only goal is to make money, putting the title on the Rock makes money, that money is distributed (in part) to the boys in the locker room. In no way shape or form is it akin to selling sex tapes because the audience is children, or basically since Hogan the wrestling industry has been a moral cesspool. In summary, you are a fucking retard even for a sock.

[whiteyford]

Also go ninja go ninja go....

[whiteyford]

I want to say this is Gertner.

[RockySucks]

A business only goal is to make money, putting the title on the Rock makes money, that money is distributed (in part) to the boys in the locker room. In no way shape or form is it akin to selling sex tapes because the audience is children, or basically since Hogan the wrestling industry has been a moral cesspool. In summary, you are a fucking retard even for a sock.

Don't be afraid, of the truth, I understand you're getting upset due to your, lack of being able to reply to my comments, instead you call me names, weakness showing in plain sight ;).. The fact they put the belt on The Rock just proves again Vince only cares about his pocket. PUNK was drawing in way more money for the company, why did he have it for so long?. Rock was out for months on end, comes back bingo "pg era". kids go nutz... Rockyyyyyy Cena 2 at mania. just what the dream kid gang want... I rest my case. Now brush your face.

[RockySucks]

lol. keep guessing if you want to play "Guess Who" I'll play along.
I have red hair, and wear glasses.

[whiteyford]

No, your accusing Vince of targeting kids by putting the belt on the guy whose going to draw the most in the run up to mania, I'm pointing out that this has been the case since Hogan, everyone is dumber for reading this thread. Please, explain to the class why this is different from Hogan, why a company shouldn't make money and why the Rock coming back is a pg move where as Cena challenging for the belt wouldn't be?

[RockySucks]

No, your accusing Vince of targeting kids by putting the belt on the guy whose going to draw the most in the run up to mania, I'm pointing out that this has been the case since Hogan, everyone is dumber for reading this thread. Please, explain to the class why this is different from Hogan, why a company shouldn't make money and why the Rock coming back is a pg move where as Cena challenging for the belt wouldn't be?

Because Hogan, is a hack, and is nothing more than a cunt
you do realize, that back in the 70s and 80s the only thing kids had to entertain themselves with back then was dope, and wrestling. so it wasn't just Hogan who made the company money. Look at hogan now. He's washed up, got himself caught in a sex scandal. and his son killed his bestfriend..??? some role model.
Rock said He was done wrestling, Vince cringed gave him the title
so he decided to come back. as for Cena don't get me started on Cena.

[Keith]

When was HHH cheating on Sable?

Better yet, when was HHH going out with Sable?

[RockySucks]

When was HHH cheating on Sable?

Better yet, when was HHH going out with Sable?

We have a wise one, I was hoping someone would click on haha
yet no one did except you, you deserve a cookie,.

[Savio]

Who used to put carriage returns
part way through sentences?Some shitty poster used to type like that all the time...

[Keith]

We have a wise one, I was hoping someone would click on haha
yet no one did except you, you deserve a cookie,.

Bret Hart, is this you?

[RockySucks]

Some shitty poster used to type like that all the time...

Most users on here are shitty, ie:you. I mean it only takes a genius to figure out what a sock is, yeah you know those warm things made out of wool, you put on your feet ;').. For those wondering, It's the only account I have ever created, god I feel so smart for being awesome...

[Shisen Kopf]

lol. keep guessing if you want to play "Guess Who" I'll play along.
I have red hair, and wear glasses.

I like this new guy. I used to love playing that game as a kid.
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Gas+who_d1fe53_4049568.jpg

HHH does have a Jew nose too!

[ron the dial]

dope, and wrestling.

[whiteyford]

that back in the 70s and 80s the only thing kids had to entertain themselves with back then was dope, and wrestling..

Get the fuck outta here you daft fucking child.

[RockySucks]

I like this new guy. I used to love playing that game as a kid.
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Gas+who_d1fe53_4049568.jpg

HHH does have a Jew nose too!

I'm old school. love my retro shit I do.

[Shisen Kopf]

I like old school rasslin too. Some of the best matches were between people I've never heard of in towns I've never heard of. And Bobby "Bad motherfucker" Jaggers. Goddamn he was decent. Probably.

[RockySucks]

Get the fuck outta here you daft fucking child.

god how I love your comebacks so much... you earned my respect.

[whiteyford]

Seriously, are you a sock or 13?

[Shisen Kopf]

Rockysucks, what do you think about trampoline rasslin?

[RockySucks]

Seriously, are you a sock or 13?

Would you like me to be your teacher, together, we'll go on a magical quest, slay some dragons,
drink so rum, and along that path, we can paint rainbows?.

[whiteyford]

You still haven't answered the question.

[RockySucks]

Rockysucks, what do you think about trampoline rasslin?

Not really. however, I do know it has it's ups and downs.

[RockySucks]

You still haven't answered the question.

I'll leave it for you to decide, because judging by my comments,
I've proven to be a lot more smarter than you.

[RockySucks]

I like old school rasslin too. Some of the best matches were between people I've never heard of in towns I've never heard of. And Bobby "Bad motherfucker" Jaggers. Goddamn he was decent. Probably.

we should be friends, I haven't got that many in real life :(.

[whiteyford]

Hey, whatever gets you through the night kiddo.

[RockySucks]

Hey, whatever gets you through the night kiddo.

Yeah man, i get by one step at a time. just like you should at the end of the day, why so serious? It's a forum, not real life. don't get stressed out so much buddy. stay safe bro.

[Shisen Kopf]

You know who else sucks? Rey Misterio, he's crap.

[Shisen Kopf]

Have you considered writing a blog?

[Fignuts]

Barring one decade, wrestling has for the most part always been a family friendly product. Saying wwe is disgusting for selling wrestling to children, is like saying hasbro is disgusting for selling toys to children.

[RockySucks]

You know who else sucks? Rey Misterio, he's crap.

He just needs to GROW THE FUCK UP :)

[Fignuts]

Swear to god, auto correct is about to get its wig split.

[Shisen Kopf]

He just needs to GROW THE FUCK UP :)

That was great last night week Mark Henry gave Rey Rey the chocolate drop finisher of his.

[RockySucks]

Barring one decade, wrestling has for the most part always been a family friendly product. Saying wwe is disgusting for selling wrestling to children, is like saying has to is disgusting for selling toys to children.

toy's are aimed at Children, WWE however is aimed at adults
yet it is now aimed at Kids, when kids copy wrestling they are at high risk
of causing serious damage to themselves...

Do you think kids are honestly going to listen to those
"please don't try this at home adverts". ahha NO.

[Fignuts]

Also, being a kid in the 80's was awesome.

[RockySucks]

Also, being a kid in the 80's was awesome.

Is their no one on here, that can come at me with a decent comeback?

[Fignuts]

toy's are aimed at Children, WWE however is aimed at adults
yet it is now aimed at Kids, when kids copy wrestling and are at high risk
of causing serious damage to themselves...

Do you think kids are honestly going to listen to those
"please don't try this at home adverts". ahha NO.

You seem to be having trouble reading. Wrestling has been family friendly for a much longer than its been for adults. The attitude era is the exception, but that's over. If you can't accept that, I suggest you find a new hobby.

[RockySucks]

Have you considered writing a blog?

I have better things to do than write up story's online,
I have a wife a kid, and a house (scratch that no I don't. damn.).

Yes and No but at the moment just cba,

[Savio]

we should be friends, I haven't got that many in real life :(.
lol

[RockySucks]

You seem to be having trouble reading. Wrestling has been family friendly for a much longer than its been for adults. The attitude era is the exception, but that's over. If you can't accept that, I suggest you find a new hobby.

Don't be bringing the attitude era into this, I didn't mention that era.
The attitude era was a pile of shit, nothing more than just wrestlers trying to act tough and immature.. nothing worth bragging about.

[RockySucks]

lol

It's true, all my friends are getting pregnant left right and center

[whiteyford]

Also, being a kid in the 80's was awesome.

Is their no one on here, that can come at me with a decent comeback?


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[RockySucks]

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That's just lazy, any one can copy and paste links. Sorry
but this forum just lacks of dumbness.

[ron the dial]

I've proven to be a lot more smarter than you.

[Fignuts]

"Lacks of dumbness"

Great comeback.

[whiteyford]

That's just lazy, any one can copy and paste links. Sorry
but this forum just lacks of dumbness.

It doesn't lack anymore it seems. However not lazy at all, consider it a visual rebuttal to your "all kids had in the 80s is dope and wrestling" pish.

[whiteyford]

Plus everyone loves GI Joe.

[ron the dial]

Sorry
but this forum just lacks of dumbness.

[Savio]

It's true, all my friends are getting pregnant left right and center
How about politically wise, are they left right or center?

[Bad News Gertner]

This is probably your sock Gertner, but I figure I haven't worked the whole "Triple H Obsessed" gimmick in awhile so this was a wonderful opportunity to "get back to basics".

Nope, just woke up from working midnights.

[Tanawesome]

So you'd rather have a guy who's obsessed with ass's as a leader?

You leave Billy Gunn out of this! He's a saint.

And also...I quite enjoyed Walking Tall and Gridiron Gang.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Tanawesome is my new favourite poster.

[CSL]

my favourite part of this thread was Shadrick throwing the word "marks" around again like he has a clue and doesn't have over 1000 posts on an internet wrestling message board

[CSL]

mark in his custom title as well. Bless

[Mongo Lloyd]

this fuckin guy

[Mongo Lloyd]

this fuckin guy

[Juan]

Some shitty poster used to type like that all the time...

Kane86

[Kane Knight]

I like to read the title to this thread in the style of Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap.


Go ninja, go ninja, go!

Now I can't get it out of my head!

Seriously, are you a sock or 13?

My guess is "yes."

Barring one decade, wrestling has for the most part always been a family friendly product. Saying wwe is disgusting for selling wrestling to children, is like saying hasbro is disgusting for selling toys to children.

Transformers is totally for grownups!

toy's are aimed at Children

Yes, toy is are aimed at children.

[Bad News Gertner]

Naw, this guy can actually spell and he's from the UK.

[Bad News Gertner]

I aim my toy at children.

[Haze]

I aim my toy at children.

No matter how much you play with it, the thing in your pants is not a toy.

[kidkash]

Forget about everything you know about
history, because we've learned history
will always repeat it's self.

Yes we all know wrestling is scripted
and planned in advanced, but when it
comes down to wrestlers who left the
company, to "make big in movies". Only
to have their movies suck ass. Decide
they've done what they set out to do
and make a return.

I'm talking about The Rock, yes
back in the 90s The Rock was hot,
Other wrestlers such as Austin, Bret
Undertaker, know how to pass the tourch.

Yet, The Rock is still living in fairytail
land (maybe it's because he played a tooth fairy)
I really can't explain. But the fact he comes back
and say's he's coming to save the WWE from PUNK!!.

Excuse me, did I hear this correctly?
The Rock has been back about 2-3 weeks
and is already main eventing the Royal Rumble? :S.

And he's talking about taking the title away from Punk?
Who's held it for over 400+ days. I mean I give Punk all
the fucking credit for droping the title to Rock..

But Rock is a cunt, the fact he refuses to retire.
and pass the tourch is stupid as fuck. Look at all
the other younger talent, who work their ass off yet
never see a title match. Yet we have Rocky who well
sucks Vince's dick so much, he get's what he wants.

When Rock said he was going to save WWE.
we didn't need it saving, PUNK had already saved the WWE.
He's a better champion than (HHH, HBK, Austin, and Undertaker)
I won't include Rock cause we already know he's shit.

You lot must agree with the fact that how is it possible
for Rock to get a main event match so quickly?. Oh yeah
because the younger generation "PG FANS" crave Rock..

LOL.. So again Vince is thinking about is wallet.
$$$$ Is all he cares a shit about....


You know i set there and wonder if you are a true wrestling fan in the first place. Dwayne Johnson is the last of a dying breed in this industry. For one he has transformed what Hulk Hogan tried to do back in the early to mid nineties, and that's move into the entertainment industry past professional wrestling AND SUCCEEDED. This industry has been nothing but a business. It's no more than you turning on your television or going out to the movies to watch your favorite tv show or movie. It's no more than tuning in to watching your favorite sports team. It's no more than grabbing your lil pokey mon cards or whatever the hell you find or you do in your life that entertains you!!!

Now I'm sick of these "attitude" and post attitude wrasslin watching morons who do not know the importance or the history....the territories, the mid souths, the Stampedes, the Von Erichs, the Bill Watts Promotions. The classic matches, THE FAMILIES, the wrestlers you never knew existed if it weren't for YouTube and Wikipedia.

Dwayne The Rock Johnson's blood is pumping in the entertainment you watch on a weekly basis, his father and tony atlas were african american pioneers of this industry. His grandfather as well, there wouldnt be a long line of great Samoan wrestlers like Yokozuna, Umaga, The Wild Somoans, Fatu and on and on without High Chief Miavia. If you say you're a wrestling fan, then your butt would've probably been ENTERTAINED one time or another by these fabulous wrestlers.

And for what The Rock has done for this industry...forget bringing a SPOTLIGHT back in the WWE the past two Wrestlemania's, forget spiking up television ratings EVERY DAMN TIME HE'S ON TV, forget trending on Twitter, forget bringing endorsements like the "Fruity Pebbles" to fellow WWE superstars, you forget all that!!!....and HE STILL GOES OUT AND LOVES WHAT HE'S DOING WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT WHEN HES IN FRONT OF A WWE AUDIENCE, and that's ENTERTAINING the WWE nation and beyond.

Now again, if you tell me he does not deserve to be out there and get the respect and shots he deserves after listening to all that...then you can honestly go back to that low ratings garbage i refused to watch for the past 3 years without The Rock. It's writers who make the show, its charisma in the superstars that make the show, its the personalities big and small that make the show, and MOST IMPORTANTLY its the fans that make the show...This ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY is not the NFL/NBA/MLB where you have to win to get to the top for a championship, you win by simply winning over the fans in professional wrestling, lets keep it that way and stop bitching about who's winning and not winning. Be Entertained!

[Wishbone]

You know I've disagreed with a lot of the posters on this forum in the past and have even gone on record to say that I can't stand Rock coming back and being given the shots he is, but this is just ridiculous! I mean I don't think Rock deserves to be champ right now, and honestly I haven't been entertained much at all with his current persona or run, but it's clear the guy is making TONS of money for WWE right now, and to say Punk made more is fucking idiocy at it's finest. I love Punk and he definitely helped ratings, but he's done nowhere near what Rock has in terms of numbers.

As for wrestling being targeted at adults and not kids let me present a few pieces of information. Exhibit A) Hulkamania. Exhibit B) The MASSIVE line of action figures and other "toys" WWE/F has put out over the years. Exhibit C) Just about every fucking personality and gimmick ever done in the history of professional wrestling!

Now I can understand having an opinion and all that, I mean mine is often far removed from the others on this forum, but god damnit this guy is clearly either a troll or just plain fucking retarded. Why in god's green earth is he allowed to blatantly act like a total jackass that even our resident asshole Gertner would probably be sickened by and not get hit with the ban hammer?!

[Wishbone]

"younger generation "PG FANS" crave Rock"

Not like the older generation of Attitude era junkies want him back or anything right? Most of the "younger generation "PG FANS"" haven't even seen Rock wrestle outside of Wrestlemania last year!

[Wishbone]

Jesus fucking Christ is there even a reason we have mods on this site anymore? Seems like every fucking jackoff can get away with shit these days... Trolling is one thing, but damn at least do it well.

[Bad News Gertner]

Easy there. You and Owenbrown gonna cuddle later?

[Bad News Gertner]

Punk didn't draw shit. Stop with that.

[Wishbone]

Punk didn't draw shit. Stop with that.

And there he is! See at least this guy is consistently decent with his trolling.

[Wishbone]

Easy there. You and Owenbrown gonna cuddle later?

Gerty you are consistently there to put me down and try to rustle my jimmys. I thank you for that my friend.

[Bad News Gertner]

I like to keep up appearences

[Kane Knight]

"younger generation "PG FANS" crave Rock"

Not like the older generation of Attitude era junkies want him back or anything right? Most of the "younger generation "PG FANS"" haven't even seen Rock wrestle outside of Wrestlemania last year!

Come now. It's not like the Rock represents some sort of generation gap or anything, a certain attitude once possessed in a prior era....

[Kane Knight]

Punk didn't draw shit. Stop with that.

Come now, A CM Punk-fronted Raw draws TWICE what a test pattern does.

[Kane Knight]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27279741.jpg

[JimmyMess]

This forum has gotten major weird in the last few days

[Shisen Kopf]

They should do a gimmick where Rocky gets hooked on drugs and starts hanging out with prostitutes and Mexicans. His new name will be Crack Rock. I'd think about watching my taped Smackdown if they did that.

[Shisen Kopf]

Naw, this guy can actually spell and he's from the UK.

How dare you dishonor USA #1! We are the best spellers in the world.

[Shisen Kopf]

Jesus fucking Christ is there even a reason we have mods on this site anymore? Seems like every fucking jackoff can get away with shit these days... Trolling is one thing, but damn at least do it well.

What's trolling?

[itsmeJD]

Keep trollin, trollin, trollin, trollin.....

[Rhaps]

Now brush your face.

This is the best thing I've ever read on the Internet. I've missed this forum :D

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jesus fucking Christ is there even a reason we have mods on this site anymore? Seems like every fucking jackoff can get away with shit these days... Trolling is one thing, but damn at least do it well.

Trolling huh? All I see is a new guy voicing his opinion and then defending himself when he gets attacked by the forum.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

To me, the much bigger issue here is the pack mentality of bullying the new guy because he has an unpopular opinion and poor grammar.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Not everyone who watches wrestling is a member of Team Rhodes Scholars. But they're still allowed to voice their opinion.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Go read some tweets and watch some touts if you don't believe me.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh and YouTube. YouTube has plenty of evidence too.

Remember that guy who hated CM Punk? That was awesome.

[Schlomey]

I read the original post as if it were a poem. It wasn't a poem :(

[RockySucks]

I'm a ding bat sock

You have to love these sock accounts trying so hard to be like me.

[RockySucks]

It's time for another rant, this time I will take all my time trying to consult Smackdown, back when Smackdown first aired 1999, It had all the major players on the show such as Rock, HBK, HHH etc then they did the gay ass Brand split trying to be some Black vs White program, Whoever came up with the idea of Smackdown vs Raw should have been shot in the head. Smackdown was just a low budgeted show, while Raw had it's high expensive fireworks, storylines, and so on and so fourth. Undertaker carried Smackdown, I think that was the main reason why fans tunned into it in the first place. We have guy's like Big Show carrying it now, which is just poo.


Of course like all shows, Smackdown did have it's moments,
but once wrestlers retired it started to sink like titanic. Yeah it still seems to be floating on airi. WWE would profit a lot more if Raw was the one show, and they could then add more ppv's to the market, and add better storylines with more wrestlers.

[Razzamajazz]

nope

[RockySucks]

nope

you lack at replying to threads, has your brain been consumed by
too much pressure?

[Razzamajazz]

no

[whiteyford]

Okay, but you'd have to cut the roster with only one show and I don't understand how only having the one show would create the need for more ppvs, please elaborate.

[Shadrick]

nah

[Bad News Gertner]

Even if the company makes a dollar off Smackdown I don't see your point as being valid.

[RockySucks]

Okay, but you'd have to cut the roster with only one show and I don't understand how only having the one show would create the need for more ppvs, please elaborate.

You wouldn't have to cut the roster at all, you could do a storyline for each wrestler every week, while keeping the big time players one main focus,

think about one show plus extra nights for ppv's it makes sense.

[Schlomey]

The Smackdown 6 from a couple years back. That was the glory days.

[Mongo Lloyd]

smackdoon has always been the secondary show

[Schlomey]

smackdoon has always been the secondary show

Smackdown won both Bragging Rights trophies. :shifty:

[whiteyford]

You wouldn't have to cut the roster at all, you could do a storyline for each wrestler every week, while keeping the big time players one main focus,

think about one show plus extra nights for ppv's it makes sense.

So they're going to employ a bunch of guys who will only show up on tv every few weeks while the same 3 or 4 guys headline every week? And it would be lucky if it was 3 or 4 guys since you've halved the headline spots. And there's a reason ppvs aren't during week days, the buyrates were atrocious.

[Mongo Lloyd]

oh shit you're right

[Mongo Lloyd]

raw need to be axed

[Wishbone]

So basically you're saying that Smackdown! should be replaced by a PPV every week?

[Wishbone]

Yeah not like that'll end badly or anything:roll:

[Shisen Kopf]

Smackdown is a gay ass show. It's for the Latinos and the gays, therefor it is the perfect show for Juan!

[Kane Knight]

This forum has gotten major weird in the last few days

This is business as usual.

I read the original post as if it were a poem. It wasn't a poem :(

Oh, it was poetry alright.

[Wishbone]

Shisen, please go suck on a loaded pistol...

[Kane Knight]

Okay, but you'd have to cut the roster with only one show and I don't understand how only having the one show would create the need for more ppvs, please elaborate.

I drafted up my own federation. It has 32 titles, plus six shows and four PPVs a week. And there's unicorns, and cotton candy, and GI Joe....

[Kane Knight]

Yeah not like that'll end badly or anything:roll:

Worked for TNA.

[whiteyford]

Up until GI Joe I thought you were crazy...

[Wishbone]

Worked for TNA.

Nothing's worked for TNA... :'(

[Shisen Kopf]

TNA rules you shut your face!

[PullMyFinger]

Shut up, get a girlfriend and lose your V card, and the Rock is the greatest WWE wrestler of all time. I like CM Punk but man Rock shits all over him. The greatest damn entertainer, a hollywood star, and even a former college athlete. More than any precious wrestler you like has ever, and will ever do.

[PullMyFinger]

You know i set there and wonder if you are a true wrestling fan in the first place. Dwayne Johnson is the last of a dying breed in this industry. For one he has transformed what Hulk Hogan tried to do back in the early to mid nineties, and that's move into the entertainment industry past professional wrestling AND SUCCEEDED. This industry has been nothing but a business. It's no more than you turning on your television or going out to the movies to watch your favorite tv show or movie. It's no more than tuning in to watching your favorite sports team. It's no more than grabbing your lil pokey mon cards or whatever the hell you find or you do in your life that entertains you!!!

Now I'm sick of these "attitude" and post attitude wrasslin watching morons who do not know the importance or the history....the territories, the mid souths, the Stampedes, the Von Erichs, the Bill Watts Promotions. The classic matches, THE FAMILIES, the wrestlers you never knew existed if it weren't for YouTube and Wikipedia.

Dwayne The Rock Johnson's blood is pumping in the entertainment you watch on a weekly basis, his father and tony atlas were african american pioneers of this industry. His grandfather as well, there wouldnt be a long line of great Samoan wrestlers like Yokozuna, Umaga, The Wild Somoans, Fatu and on and on without High Chief Miavia. If you say you're a wrestling fan, then your butt would've probably been ENTERTAINED one time or another by these fabulous wrestlers.

And for what The Rock has done for this industry...forget bringing a SPOTLIGHT back in the WWE the past two Wrestlemania's, forget spiking up television ratings EVERY DAMN TIME HE'S ON TV, forget trending on Twitter, forget bringing endorsements like the "Fruity Pebbles" to fellow WWE superstars, you forget all that!!!....and HE STILL GOES OUT AND LOVES WHAT HE'S DOING WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT WHEN HES IN FRONT OF A WWE AUDIENCE, and that's ENTERTAINING the WWE nation and beyond.

Now again, if you tell me he does not deserve to be out there and get the respect and shots he deserves after listening to all that...then you can honestly go back to that low ratings garbage i refused to watch for the past 3 years without The Rock. It's writers who make the show, its charisma in the superstars that make the show, its the personalities big and small that make the show, and MOST IMPORTANTLY its the fans that make the show...This ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY is not the NFL/NBA/MLB where you have to win to get to the top for a championship, you win by simply winning over the fans in professional wrestling, lets keep it that way and stop bitching about who's winning and not winning. Be Entertained!

Owned. The obese virgin who wrote this thread originally prob just shat himself.

[RockySucks]

Shut up, get a girlfriend and lose your V card, and the Rock is the greatest WWE wrestler of all time.

Those words made me laugh, speaking of which your username is PullMyFinger, obviously a virgin, and a fat one if that.. Speaking of my virginity, I'm proud I haven't lost it yet, because those who do are nothing apart from trying to be cool, also again I'm proud for myself not having a girlfriend, they are nothing more than controlling freaks, and most girls are whores anyway.

So to sum it up..

Yes I'm a virgin, yes I'm single. I hope you are now happy
that you've outted me, :).. Spread it world wide my friend.

[RockySucks]

Owned. The obese virgin who wrote this thread originally prob just shat himself.


How did I get owned? haha, the guy who posted that is an obvious sock.
And again why are you so obsessed with my virginity?. Those who nag about someone else's virginity are only hiding their own, hidden agenda. fat boy.

[PullMyFinger]

Those words made me laugh, speaking of which your username is PullMyFinger, obviously a virgin, and a fat one if that.. Speaking of my virginity, I'm proud I haven't lost it yet, because those who do are nothing apart from trying to be cool, also again I'm proud for myself not having a girlfriend, they are nothing more than controlling freaks, and most girls are whores anyway.

So to sum it up..

Yes I'm a virgin, yes I'm single. I hope you are now happy
that you've outted me, :).. Spread it world wide my friend.

Not cool right? Maybe its not cool running around calling others a cunt, esp when they've worked hard to get where they are. My point was proven, and it clearly burned you. So quick to call others out and smear them, but so quick to cry when you are on the other end.

[RockySucks]

TNA is shit just like Hogan they have to copy WWE's storylines. says a lot really!.,

[Emperor Smeat]

Nope

[Razzamajazz]

MONG FIGHT!!!!

[RockySucks]

Not cool right? Maybe its not cool running around calling others a cunt, esp when they've worked hard to get where they are. My point was proven, and it clearly burned you. So quick to call others out and smear them, but so quick to cry when you are on the other end.

Wow wait I must have must the fax, where you proven your point and burned me?. the only point you made was an attempt to flame me, yet it failed. if you don't like what I write don't try to act cool and pretend your one with the pack, when your just an assclown.

love how people try so hard to get threads closed, or derail them lmao.

[PullMyFinger]

Not a fight, more like I was trying to a prove a point to the kid. Learn some respect.

[PullMyFinger]

No.

[RockySucks]

Not a fight, more like I was trying to a prove a point to the kid. Learn some respect.

Again what point, was you making? you slagged me off calling
me a virgin etc, that's not proving anything besides you being a cunt..

[Savio]

Yes SMackdown should be canceled, no to everything else

[RockySucks]

Has anyone seen this, it is like a cross-over from Tron,
pretty kick ass film if you ask me, even if Disney did make it.

[RockySucks]

No

[RockySucks]

Once again you have hard asses coming in here trying to flip me off
yet when I have something to say you go silent. stay that way in future please...
Or until you learn how to have an actual conversation with me. Peace.

[Kris P Lettus]

What do you mean "even if Disney made it"?? Pretty much every movie Disney has ever made has been a success..

[RockySucks]

I've been asking myself this same question for quite sometime now, it seems that when Undertaker made his debut, he was brought in as a Heel but we all know back then the fan base was family's and mainly kids. Kids seemed to have taken a liking to Taker from day 1, but yet they still classed him as a bad guy.

His gimmick had changed over the years, when he threatened to take over WWE, was he supposed to be the Heel?. because the fans would still pop for him, every time.. I also putting Taker against Austin at that time was a fucking genius idea... But again the same would be said for Austin was he a face or heel even though fans cheered for him?.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not John Carter which was one of the biggest waste of money in movie history.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Smackdown needs Asking

[James Steele]

I'm not bullying. I'm just standing up for WWE and its greatest star.

[RockySucks]

Smackdown Shut your Mouth, really worst title for a video game ever.

[Rammsteinmad]

Pretty sure for a good couple of years during the early years of the brand split, even though Raw was the flagship show, Smackdown was "the show".

[Rammsteinmad]

I mean, hell, the Vince McMahon vs. Hulk Hogan feud going into Wrestlemania 19 was on Smackdown, so it couldn't have been that much of a b-show.

[CSL]

Shisen, please go suck on a loaded pistol...

I see what Supreme means now, Bullymania is running wild in the wrestling forum

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Well now that that's settled the real question is: what are you gonna do?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Brother

[Shisen Kopf]

Shisen, please go suck on a loaded pistol...

BULLYING!! Please stop

[Shisen Kopf]

I think I agree with you. Not sure yet. Let me consult with my life coach first.

[Savio]

I mean, hell, the Vince McMahon vs. Hulk Hogan feud going into Wrestlemania 19 was on Smackdown, so it couldn't have been that much of a b-show.It needed to be because Hogan kept fucking up his lines

[Savio]

So much double posting! Where are the mods!?

[RockySucks]

I mean, hell, the Vince McMahon vs. Hulk Hogan feud going into Wrestlemania 19 was on Smackdown, so it couldn't have been that much of a b-show.

two old guy's going at it, I doubt no one wanted to see it,
it was even worst than vince vs flair.

[RockySucks]

Do you think they'd carry on the flag shipped program?
Like they carried on the PPV Over The Edge??. Just a thought :D.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Vince can't day. He's more than just a regular man.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That's a good question. What do you think RockySucks?

[whiteyford]

smackdoon has always been the secondary show

Groundskeeper Wullie is a fan though.

[whiteyford]

You know, because of how you spelt Smackdown.

[whiteyford]

It's a bit like how he'd pronounce it.

[whiteyford]

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!

[Tommy Gunn]

2006-2007 Smackdown was the wrestling show while Raw was packed full of crappy John Cena promos. On Smackdown, they took the time to build new guys and give them decent mid-level pushes with the US and Tag titles.

Problem was, whenever a guy started to do really well on SD, they'd move him to Raw in the draft and NEVER fucking use him, then draft him back to SD the next year minus all of his heat (Kennedy / MVP).

Last summer was almost like a return to the good old days, with Ryback, Damien Sandow and Antonio Cesaro all having regular matches on Smackdown, as well as blending quite well into Raw matches as well.

How you can tell a Smackdown guy in the the supershow era... They work Raw AND Smackdown, because they're fucking hardcore that's why. Raw is still the promo-centric show, while Smackdown is where they fight on Friday nights. :D

[KaosDarksol]

we would get an eddie guerrerro esque show but of course the show would go on. Triple H would take over

[VSG]

Vince can't day #Smartphoneproblems

[Shisen Kopf]

I see what Supreme means now, Bullymania is running wild in the wrestling forum

This is awful. People are such bullies here. It's not nice.

[Shisen Kopf]

It would depend if Vince kills Linda and Shane then lets the dogs out by the pool then kills himself. If he does that he wouldn't exist.

[Ultra Mantis]

They'd just work it into an interactive fan vote.

[Wishbone]

Just to indulge you, and because this is probably the only decent post we'll ever see out of you. I'd say Taker is one of those guys that's just transcended the Heel/Face thing. Doesn't matter what he does or who he does it to Taker will always be cheered, the guy is just that damn good. Really though I think the only other guy who reached this point while he was in his prime was Steve Austin. Those two really blurred the lines of Heel/Face and kinda invented the "tweener" role.

[Wishbone]

I... just... :nono:

[Wishbone]

This is awful. People are such bullies here. It's not nice.

Gimme your lunch money :mad:

[Rhaps]

Once again you have hard asses coming in here trying to flip me off
yet when I have something to say you go silent. stay that way in future please...
Or until you learn how to have an actual conversation with me. Peace.

Tell him to brush his face again, that was the best bit.

[Rammsteinmad]

Vince has already died once, and then came back the next week as if nothing happened.

I don't see Vince putting death over any time soon.

[RockySucks]

Tell him to brush his face again, that was the best bit.

Not even going to write a lengthy reply to this, because
it isn't even a valid comment, just making up words now trying to be a big shot.
Clearly not working, so move along you little wimp... Stand back...

[ron the dial]

i didn't possibly think it could get any worse in here. obviously, i have underestimated the mutants once again.

[RockySucks]

i didn't possibly think it could get any worse in here. obviously, i have underestimated the mutants once again.

It got worst the moment you started posting in here, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds? I loved that movie.. Turds in a half shell, Turd Power.

[Classy and Gassy]

Undertaker scared the bejesus out of me when I was a child when he put his opponents in the bodybag.
I doubt we would see it happen but could you ever see him as a full fledged heel again?

[RockySucks]

Because the last one was shit, and tbf, the hype isn't as it was, I remember shortly after their first encounter, they advertised Rock vs Cena II. Even though things can change, I would much rather see Punk vs Rock. has a better ring to it than Queena. Punk should lead us into the era of punk-rock.

Jack Black singing Punks entrance theme would be bad ass.

[Rhaps]

Not even going to write a lengthy reply to this, because
it isn't even a valid comment, just making up words now trying to be a big shot.
Clearly not working, so move along you little wimp... Stand back...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/shanehelms/39.jpg

??

[Rhaps]

Not even going to write a lengthy reply to this, because
it isn't even a valid comment, just making up words now trying to be a big shot.
Clearly not working, so move along you little wimp... Stand back...

Also dude, I was paying you a compliment. Now you just hurt my feelings :'(

[RockySucks]

??

lol, nice try. which sock account are you?. So many sock accounts
seem to be hogging around this thread, it's pathetic.

[Rhaps]

This one

http://dyingbraincells.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/sock-puppet.jpg

[el bobbo]

Jack Black is awful.

[Kalyx triaD]

Yes there will be a rematch at WM where Cena will win and become champion. This is going to happen.

[Shisen Kopf]

No, last year was once in a lifetime. So no. Never again. Ever.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol the Jack Black thing just pushed it a little bit too far then. Outed as a definite sock.

[James Steele]

Vince has already died once, and then came back the next week as if nothing happened.

I don't see Vince putting death over any time soon.

Too be fair, they had a pretty good reason to completely drop the "Vince McMahon died" angle like that.

[whiteyford]

Unless its merchandise sales improve that is.