Flash Funk Presents: A Joint Tazz Dan, CSL & Cool King Supported *OFFICIAL* 2013 Elimination Chamber Thread

[Flash Funk]

Spending my hard earned money so I can bitch when the night ends with Rock and Cena stare off.

[Razzamajazz]

zomg put that in spoiler tags!

[Nicky Fives]

Ziggles is cashing in and taking the title tonight

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I will be watching

[Corporate CockSnogger]

And posting

[#1-norm-fan]

Looking forward to the chamber match. Any of the six guys in it winning would be fine by me.

I don't think Kane or Daniel Bryan have any chance but if one of them did win, it would be awesome based on shock factor alone.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Live

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Right here

[Corporate CockSnogger]

At TPWW!

[Keith]

I don't think Kane or Daniel Bryan have any chance but if one of them did win, it would be awesome based on shock factor alone.

My guess is they're gonna wrestle each other at WM, so you can scratch 'em off the list of possible winners.

[James Diesel]

Regardless, nothing that happens tonight can be as bad as the Streamys are going right now. 4:30 can not come faster

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm hoping they don't split them. It's not the typical "odd couple" pairing that calls for a big breakup. I don't know what else they can do at WrestleMania though.

[Nicky Fives]

Bryan & Kane wouldn't the first ever "Tag Champion vs. Tag Champion" match they have ever done....

[James Diesel]

Chat: www.justin.tv/thexeroguy

[Outsider]

My employee is making me redundant this week, so I'm gonna watch this and turn up late tomorrow.

Screw you meaningful employment.

[Poit]

The Hip Hop Hippo!

[Nicky Fives]

WTF does Sign Guy do for a living, he's been at like 3 events this month alone.....

[Outsider]

Is this the quickest reunion in the history of reuniting?

[Cool King]

Ziggles is cashing in and taking the title tonight

Daaaaaaamn, I totally forgot about Ziggler. :(

And he's not on the card tonight so it makes it just that little bit more likely to happen.

[Razzamajazz]

i've got 2 different preshows on right now. the one on wwe.com and the other on my tv

[Outsider]

Welcome to the world of the comedy lower mid-card Tensai.

[Cool King]

With that hat, Tensai kind of looks like that guy from MythBusters.

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/93102.gif

[Nicky Fives]

With that hat, Tensai kind of looks like that guy from MythBusters.

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/93102.gif

Jamie Hyneman

[Outsider]

Thinking about it, this will be the first time I've actually watched the Elimination Chamber.

Although I've seen cage matches before. So I guess that counts.

[Outsider]

Well that is the dark mat.....pre-show over.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh, forgot about the pre-show. What was the result of the match?

[Poit]

Brodus pinned Cody after a double-team splash.

[James Diesel]

Didn't know Afterburn still existed

[Nicky Fives]

just under 42,000 watching the pre-show on YouTube.... I do not recall seeing a higher number....

[Outsider]

Oh, forgot about the pre-show. What was the result of the match?

The result is that I continue to wonder what kind of booking team splits a team apart only to reunite them two weeks later...to get them to job to a comedy tag team on a pre-show.

[Theo Dious]

OMG THE UNDERTAKER APPEARED IN A VIDEO PACKAGE HE IS RETURNING TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

[Razzamajazz]

i gotta be up at 430 in the morning. to stay up and watch or to record and watch later. hmmm.....

[Outsider]

I can't wait for tonights Diva's title match.

I'm going to use it to make cheese on toast.

[Tazz Dan]

Nice thread title :y:

[Razzamajazz]

fuck it, popping my sleeping pill now

[Tazz Dan]

I have just ordered this, last minute decision. Will be posting from my phone, so I apologise in advance for any Auto-Correct issues.

[Outsider]

YAY. World title up first as usual I guess?

[Keith]

If anyone can help a brotha out w/ a stream, feel free.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh why do they have to remind us of Seth Rollins' whiny voice?

[Wishbone]

Anyone got a good stream?

[Outsider]

I'm aware of the story here, hence watching. Show me some new stuff instead.

[Krimzon7]

who is the Undertaker?

[Krimzon7]

PYRO, OMINOUS VOICE...Elimination Chamber is HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

[Tazz Dan]

Cash in?

[Theo Dious]

Can we finally get a Ziggler cash-in????????????????????

[Nicky Fives]

WH Title opener.... let the Ziggler MITB cash-in rumours continue.....

[Razzamajazz]

we can only hope

[Krimzon7]

16 PPV's in a row...damned impressive. Jesus, Piss Break right out the gate. Good. Gonna make some Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches...until I hear Ziggles music!

[el bobbo]

I'll trade sexual favors for a stream.

[Outsider]

I have copied the big shows beard. And weight issues.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Those Big Show noises again :')

[Poit]

"Punk punches puppies" sign :lol:

[Heisenberg]

I'll trade sexual favors for a stream.



No sex needed. Certainly not on my face.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

All my streams keeping crashing. Streams have been crap for me all day.

[Aikido]

Ziggler better get it done tonight....I'm tired of watching every pay-per-view with anticipation only to be let down....

[Krimzon7]

Spear

[Heisenberg]

All my streams keeping crashing. Streams have been crap for me all day.

Try mine Iggy. Post above in the spoiler tags.

[Krimzon7]

It's not Ziggles, it's BOOKING!

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Big Show is a bully so Alberto Del Rio should Be A Star and use violence against him. Lesson learned, kids. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23EliminationChamber">#EliminationChamber</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/303310878009339905">February 18, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[el bobbo]

http://www.wrestlestube.com/channel-1/

No sex needed. Certainly not on my face.


Thanks. I'll be around if you change your mind.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Try mine Iggy. Post above in the spoiler tags.

I will if this one I've got atm crashes at any point. I'd suggest repping it to people in the future though rather than simply posting it, cause we get a bunch of guests that aren't signed up viewing these threads, nicking the stream and causing it to lag.

[Aikido]

Big show wins by DQ, knocks out del rio, ziggler cash in .....for $1 dollar..

[Nicky Fives]

how can Show struggle to lift Del Rio up for that Hurricanrana spot?

[Lock Jaw]

I am in the chat room tonight, lads.

[Aikido]

O crap did I just hear no dq...damn I'm stupid...

[Nicky Fives]

O crap did I just hear no dq...damn I'm stupid...

you are hearing things....

[Heisenberg]

I will if this one I've got atm crashes at any point. I'd suggest repping it to people in the future though rather than simply posting it, cause we get a bunch of guests that aren't signed up viewing these threads, nicking the stream and causing it to lag.

That was my original way, but man I rep too much and I'm about to max out on those. :)

[Aikido]

Damn show is stupid, y2j and berty just did the same thing to him in 1 week......

[Immortal Moose]

Mmmm burger

[Krimzon7]

YES!!! Stackk him, take the pressure off the joint! JIU JITSU DEFENSE!!!

[Tazz Dan]

lol major botch

[Outsider]

lol.

[Theo Dious]

lol "A giant Bob Backlund."

[Krimzon7]

AlBotcho Del RIO

[Aikido]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spot Fail!!!

[Nicky Fives]

BOTCH!

[Tazz Dan]

Big Show just stands there :lol:

[Poit]

Should that have been a DQ?

[Krimzon7]

Please give us DOlph now...after that botch...I need some redemption. Way to set it up Cole

[Aikido]

He better lose the title after that....

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Got a feeling Ziggler will cash in on Raw rather than tonight, if he's going to at all before Mania.

[Poit]

Alright, time for a celebration, a WMD, Dolph's music, and a cash-in.

[Outsider]

No Ziggler...

[Nicky Fives]

Langston attacks Del Rio backstage after he insults A.J. in a backstage segment later in the evening, drags him to the ring for Ziggy to enter and cash in in a short 5-minute match.....

[Krimzon7]

I like ADR, but I love Dolph.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wish I'd got that feeling prior to making my Tipsters though, cause now I'd say Orton will def win the chamber.

[Aikido]

Whatever...Fuck you Dolph....

[Keith]

Del Rio is a solid worker. I hope he gets the chance to go to WM as Champion.

[Outsider]

Oh good, a trailer for a film I have no interest in. That's why I watch wrestling.

[Nicky Fives]

Rock movie plug #1 of 135 this week.....

[Cool King]

Atonioooooooooooo!!!!

[Keith]

Cesaro's music always reminds me of Kurt Angle's WWE theme for some reason.

[Cool King]

Who?

[Outsider]

Cesaro is great. But I can't even remember who he is facing.

[Krimzon7]

MMM The baroness

[Aikido]

Who the Hell are they???

[Heisenberg]

Miz

[CSL]

that guy's no Tim Riggins

[Corporate CockSnogger]

THE MIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Emperor Smeat]

Got a feeling Ziggler will cash in on Raw rather than tonight, if he's going to at all before Mania.

Think its going to be at Mania or MitB since it seems like a big waste unless the title match becomes a Triple Threat at Mania.

Del Rio vs Ziggler is too good to just rush if it won't lead into Mania.

[Cool King]

Good old fashioned Red vs Blue.

[Nicky Fives]

Cesaro is a beast.... he is crazy strong....

[Heisenberg]

I have to crack my neck every time Antonio does.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

This match is surprisingly awesome. Great spots early on, some good psychology from both guys, Miz selling an injury properly without having an actual concussion, and Antonio looking like a BEAST catching Miz in the air.

[Nicky Fives]

If Miz submits Cesaro, I may cry.....

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ceasro

[Cool King]

Hahahaha! Awesome!

[Inadequacy]

Not watching, what was the del rio botch?

[Outsider]

Good match. Terrible ending.

[Nicky Fives]

shit finish

[What Would Kevin Do?]

WTF was with that ending? Definitely different, but odd.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I liked it.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

And why is the Miz pissed at Antonio, he didn't stop the match, the ref did. Not like Antonio faked the low blow...

[CSL]

THE DAZZLER

[Juan]

Someone be a pal and link me plz

[Corporate CockSnogger]

They can't split these two up. I don't want either to go heel.

[Nicky Fives]

Kane is surprisingly very entertaining.....

[Outsider]

.......already?

[Cool King]

The Chamber match is now?

[Keith]

Someone be a pal and link me plz

Check rep.

[Juan]

Thanks guys :y:

[Keith]

Hmm why is Undertaker in this promo?

[Nicky Fives]

"approximately every 4 minutes" ROFL

[Cool King]

Oh wow, Swagger!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol new Swagger music

[Tazz Dan]

New music for Swaggs

[Keith]

Please, WWE, explain to me again how this works. The last 5 minutes where you've explained it to me haven't been enough.

[Skippord]

Swagger's new music is my favorite

[CSL]

Dirty Dutch Mantell on WWE ppv in 2013 :heart:

[Krimzon7]

New Music is kinda gay, but better than the previous fairy tale music

[CSL]

not sure on that music but so much more interested in Swagger now

[Corporate CockSnogger]

He's looking a little pudgy.

[Cool King]

Theme sounds a bit out of place.

Most likely because it's new though.

[Heisenberg]

love Swagger's new theme music

[Poit]

... get down on your knees?

[Nicky Fives]

not a fan of Swagger's new music..... at all.....should have just remixed his old theme to make it sound more "American"

[Triple Naitch]

Kinda like the new theme. His old one doesn't fit him anymore.

[Krimzon7]

That's a lot of 's's' did he say greath american?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

But it's great that someone with a terrible blonde beard is on television. Makes me feel better about my terrible blonde beard.

[CSL]

thithhh man thpeakthh the truthhh

[Outsider]

That beard is fucking epic.

[Skippord]

how do you even grow that mustache?

[Keith]

Dutch Mantell is gonna get the WWE in trouble one of these days when he goes to far on the mic talking about politics, just watch lol.

[Triple Naitch]

how do you even grow that mustache?

Using the finest twigs and berries.

[Innovator]

I love the CNN show opening theme music for Swagger

I love Dirty Dutch Mantell more.

[Savio]

Damn, chamber match or walking dead?

[Innovator]

Using the finest twigs and berries.

Lots of bourbon also.

[Cool King]

lol, Swagger and Zeb just remind me of hardcore Rangers supporters, but American.

[CSL]

this gimmick will probably get a mixed Cena pop on the next UK tour given our growing fondness for xenophobia

[Keith]

Jack Swagger and Alberto Del Rio would have a sweet rivalry now that Dutch Mantell is in the picture.

Maybe he wins?

[Outsider]

So we have a Latino World Champion, and an entrant with an anti-immigration gimmick?

[Cool King]

Love Mark Henry.

[Innovator]

GO MIZARK

[Innovator]

WAR HENRY

[Outsider]

this gimmick will probably get a mixed Cena pop on the next UK tour given our growing fondness for xenophobia

Recent?

[Skippord]

Does Mark Henry fit through the door to the chambers?

he's so wide

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jericho and Bryan to kick things off then. Should be great.

[CSL]

hello Orton pop

[Innovator]

Fuck yes, Daniel Bryan and Jericho for 5

[Cool King]

Thanks cameraman, for that close-up of Orton's asscheek.

[Emperor Smeat]

Jericho and Bryan starting off the match is great

[CSL]

best in-ring performer on earth

[Aikido]

Crowd seems pretty dead...atleast not a huge pop for Jericho.......

[FourFifty]

If anyone can PM me a stream, that'd be awesome.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

"There's no shortage of confidence in that young man, Chris Jericho"

[Aikido]

I retract my previous statment.

[Aikido]

Alot of awkward movements there...

[Keith]

If anyone can PM me a stream, that'd be awesome.

Check your rep.

[Cool King]

Swagger!

[Cool King]

"There's no shortage of confidence in that young man, Chris Jericho"

I was thinking that when Lawler said it.

The man is 42. :lol:

[Outsider]

That grate looks fucking painful

[Aikido]

HaHa countdown fail?

[Cool King]

lol the clock broke.

[Cool King]

Kane!

[Tazz Dan]

Seriously, how many times have the 'random' entries been the order that people have come out?

[Poit]

Clock botch :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Bryan

[Poit]

Hug it out!

[Tazz Dan]

Doomsday Device!

[Keith]

Doomsday Device!

[Cool King]

Orton!

[Ruien]

Anyone have a stream that actually allows me to see what is going on? Will rep you for life.

[Poit]

Shouting things!

[Cool King]

Damn, my random elimination Tipsters was wrong.

[Aikido]

God damn hahahaha.......

[CSL]

time for Randy to get comfortable for a bit

[Tazz Dan]

Why couldn't they have booked Henry like this 10 years ago?

[Heisenberg]

Henry fucked my random elimination plans, damn him!

[Keith]

Anyone have a stream that actually allows me to see what is going on? Will rep you for life.

Check Rep

[Tazz Dan]

He'd probably be looked at as one of the all time greats by now.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol it'd be great if Henry just picked everyone off one by one.

[Cool King]

I really should have went with my first guess and said Orton eliminates Henry.

[Tazz Dan]

Holy Shit!

[Nicky Fives]

very impressed with Henry taking that bump.

[Cool King]

Henry hitting the steel sounded like a bolt of lightning.

[Keith]

This is a pretty good EC match.

[Cool King]

I love Henry!

He's such a beast!

[CSL]

that was cool/different

[Cool King]

Really hating myself now.

[Tazz Dan]

Orton's winning. Or Swagger. Maybe Y2J too.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Is that boo's for Henry getting eliminated?

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Orton to finally wake up from his nap

:lol: at the boos

[Poit]

Jericho: Hey Swaggie, let's double-team Henry to piss him off, then not actually pin him.
Swagger: Great idea, Chris!

[Tazz Dan]

Mad respect for Henry

[Keith]

Fans showing Mark Henry respect.

Hell yeah.

[wwe2222]

can someone PM me a link?

[Ruien]

It's all about The Swag!

[Krimzon7]

Good little match right here

[Keith]

Damn, there's no better in-ring performer than Y2J (except for Kurt Angle, maybe).

[slik]

I expected Teddy Long to make a tag team match there.

Not sure who is going to win between these three.

Probably Jericho.

[Keith]

can someone PM me a link?

Check your rep.

[Tazz Dan]

Great Chamber match

[erickman]

Mad respect for Henry

they may have to make him a face now

[CSL]

that reaction to Orton's fire/gear change is why he's a star

[Tazz Dan]

Swagger is going to Wrestlemania!!!!!

[slik]

SWAGGER VS DEL RIO

[Aikido]

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? SWAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool King]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VSG]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Theo Dious]

HOLY FUCK

[CSL]

lol nice finish

[Keith]

Ha! WOW. What a sequence!

[Heisenberg]

yes!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Ruien]

It's all about The Swag!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Woahhhhh

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Swagger actually won

[Nicky Fives]

Swagger? really?

[Cool King]

I'm so happy!

[Heisenberg]

his last finisher was the patriot act, does my tipsters pick stand?

[Tazz Dan]

Remember when Jack Swagger got jobbed out last year, and then they took him off TV for months. And then he returned 2 weeks ago? There's still hope for Ryder.

[Keith]

Jack Swagger and Alberto Del Rio would have a sweet rivalry now that Dutch Mantell is in the picture.

Maybe he wins?

Good job, Keith!

[VSG]

lol at the scottish bagpipe theme though

[Poit]

So, Swagger wins via rollup?

[TheFallenOneX]

Eddie vs JBL part 2 for WM

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Interested to see what are they going to do with Orton, Ziggler, Jericho, Henry, Ryback, Sheamus, Big Show at Wrestlemania. Still so many big names left that aren't in one of the main events.

[Cool King]

I fucking love Swagger.

[slik]

How does Ziggler fit into this?

Will Y2J costs Ziggler his MITB cash-in (assuming Ziggler cashes in early) setting up a Y2J-Ziggler rematch at WM29?

I could see that.

[VSG]

Interested to see what are they going to do with Orton, Ziggler, Jericho, Henry, Ryback, Sheamus, Big Show at Wrestlemania. Still so many big names left that aren't in one of the main events.

S.H.I.E.L.D, B.I.T.C.H!

[Dukelorange]

Swagger wins and will feud with Del Rio for a month?

Sounds interesting.

[Cool King]

Interested to see what are they going to do with Orton, Ziggler, Jericho, Henry, Ryback, Sheamus, Big Show at Wrestlemania. Still so many big names left that aren't in one of the main events.

I'm 100% sure we'll be seeing Henry/Orton at WrestleMania.

[Immortal Moose]

Unexpected but awesome

[Lock Jaw]

This Swagger win bodes well for me. WWE Pool.

[Keith]

LOL I can't look at Rollins without thinking about CM Punk, WTF is going on?!

[Damian Rey]

I don't think I've ever felt so bad for Orton losing. The look on his face was priceless.

[Krimzon7]

Vince is pushing all his chips to the middle of the table with Swagger.

[CSL]

Dean Ambrose is my hero

[Corndad]

Wow. Who would have said even 2 months ago the Mania World Title Match would be Del Rio vs Swagger. Damn.

[Skippord]

I'm going to has a sad when the Shield loses here. Roman Reigns is my spirit animal.

[Tazz Dan]

How does Ziggler fit into this?

Will Y2J costs Ziggler his MITB cash-in (assuming Ziggler cashes in early) setting up a Y2J-Ziggler rematch at WM29?

I could see that.

I can see Jericho puting over Ziggler before he cashes in. Or Ziggler will cash in before their match earlier in the night which will make their match for the WHC which will be defended twice in one night. Either way, I'm certain we're getting Y2J/Ziggles.

[dronepool]

Team PG vs Shield.

Eh.