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BigDaddyCool
02-17-2013, 07:47 PM
Who would win, Joffery Baratheon or Viserys Targarye 3rd of his name? Discuss.
Lock Jaw
02-17-2013, 08:13 PM
Viserys easily. Both are entitled brats with anger issues, and the fight would be a big ugly mess...

But in the end Joffrey would probably "lose his nerve"/"chicken out" and it would cost him dearly. He probably has more formal training than Viserys, but less experience in the "real world".
BigDaddyCool
02-17-2013, 08:26 PM
Viserys easily. Both are entitled brats with anger issues, and the fight would be a big ugly mess...

But in the end Joffrey would probably "lose his nerve"/"chicken out" and it would cost him dearly. He probably has more formal training than Viserys, but less experience in the "real world".

wrong
VSG
02-17-2013, 10:03 PM
wrong

Wrong
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-17-2013, 11:07 PM
Dany and Sansa would do run-ins and attack them both for being cunts. No winner.
Krimzon7
02-18-2013, 12:55 AM
The Dragon is a pretentious little snot. King JOffery is a pretentious little cunt.

They fight and hopefully they both die.
BigDaddyCool
02-18-2013, 05:23 PM
The Dragon is a pretentious little snot. King JOffery is a pretentious little cunt.

They fight and hopefully they both die.

Khal Drogo kills them both out of boredom. Which causes the next fight, Drogo and Sandor.
Krimzon7
02-18-2013, 06:14 PM
Nobody kills Drago. He is fucking awesome. The only thing that kills Drago is him falling for a little blonde bitch with amazing tits.
VSG
02-19-2013, 10:38 AM
amazing tits???
Miotch
02-19-2013, 12:45 PM
Viserys has dragons. How is this even a question?
VSG
02-19-2013, 04:04 PM
What? No, he doesn't.

Besides, this is 1-on-1.
Miotch
02-19-2013, 04:09 PM
Oh wait, I got my Targs confused.
BigDaddyCool
02-19-2013, 06:19 PM
Everyone seems to be favoring Viserys. that is dumb, Joffery actually has a master at arms has been trained in sword fighting. Viserys has a borrowed sword he doesnt even know how to use. Also Joffery is pretty decent with a crossbow. Again, Viserys is a bitch. That being said, Joffery is also a bitch and I am sure Arya Stark would have killed him before she knew the water dance.
Lock Jaw
02-19-2013, 06:29 PM
Joffrey has the training, but he is a coward. Totally ran to safety during the battle of Blackwater Bay at the first hint of actual danger to his person.

He's fine at shooting things from a distance, or against some peasant who is scared of him... but in a real fight? Even Arya was able to disarm him and send him home crying to his mommy.

Viserys may not have the training, but he has the indomitable will/stupidity to stare Khal Drogo in the face and make demands of him. He has been struggling to survive for most of his life... and he would have all of his rage and fury behind him almost immediately when faced with a "Baratheon", which would scare Joffrey right off the bat.
Krimzon7
02-19-2013, 06:45 PM
Arya is a fucking killer though.
BigDaddyCool
02-19-2013, 07:55 PM
Arya is a fucking killer though.

Yeah, that is for truth.

BTW, what other what if battles should we do? The first round with Drogo and the Mountain. I think I know another good one with Joffery.
Miotch
02-19-2013, 08:39 PM
Petyr Baelish vs. The Bastard of Bolton
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-20-2013, 01:05 AM
Are we going by the books or the tv show? Does a character have to be introduced in the TV series before they do battle or books?
Krimzon7
02-20-2013, 07:33 AM
The dancing instuctor and the fruity little knight that was fucking that baratheon.
BigDaddyCool
02-20-2013, 07:53 AM
Are we going by the books or the tv show? Does a character have to be introduced in the TV series before they do battle or books?

Either book or show and assuming they are in their primes.
Miotch
02-20-2013, 01:46 PM
Asha vs. Osha
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-20-2013, 02:01 PM
Walder Battle Royale
Krimzon7
02-20-2013, 02:01 PM
nobody fucks with Osha the Wildling!
Miotch
02-20-2013, 03:28 PM
I don't know man, Asha could probably take her.
BigDaddyCool
02-20-2013, 07:49 PM
Just saying, in the female battle royale...I guess it would be a melee with all the women folk from the stories, Brienne would kill them all.
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-20-2013, 08:27 PM
Make it a ladies battle royal. She's no lady.
VSG
02-20-2013, 08:46 PM
Frey-for-all battle royal
Krimzon7
02-21-2013, 01:43 PM
Brienne is a good choice, but those hulking muscles of hers require oxygen. She'd tire out first. Then Arya would totally finish her off.
Miotch
02-21-2013, 02:01 PM
Zombie Catlyn
VSG
02-21-2013, 03:08 PM
Zombie Catlyn

Yes!
BigDaddyCool
02-21-2013, 03:35 PM
Zombie Catlyn

Spoilers.

Though zombie um what is his fuckig name, the lightning lord, vs wight Benjen Stark would be epic.
VSG
02-21-2013, 04:13 PM
Beric Dondarrion? He would chew up Benjen Stark. Now, Dondarrion/Thoros of Myr vs Cold Hands is more like it.