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Joffery |
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1 | 16.67% |
Viserys |
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5 | 83.33% |
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#1 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Game of Thrones what if battles round 2
Who would win, Joffery Baratheon or Viserys Targarye 3rd of his name? Discuss.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Viserys easily. Both are entitled brats with anger issues, and the fight would be a big ugly mess...
But in the end Joffrey would probably "lose his nerve"/"chicken out" and it would cost him dearly. He probably has more formal training than Viserys, but less experience in the "real world". |
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Hazardous to Your Health
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Dany and Sansa would do run-ins and attack them both for being cunts. No winner.
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#6 |
King of the Ring
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The Dragon is a pretentious little snot. King JOffery is a pretentious little cunt.
They fight and hopefully they both die. |
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#7 |
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#8 |
King of the Ring
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Nobody kills Drago. He is fucking awesome. The only thing that kills Drago is him falling for a little blonde bitch with amazing tits.
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#9 |
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amazing tits???
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#10 |
On-nO Asscii to Asscii
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Viserys has dragons. How is this even a question?
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What? No, he doesn't.
Besides, this is 1-on-1. |
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On-nO Asscii to Asscii
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Oh wait, I got my Targs confused.
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#13 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Everyone seems to be favoring Viserys. that is dumb, Joffery actually has a master at arms has been trained in sword fighting. Viserys has a borrowed sword he doesnt even know how to use. Also Joffery is pretty decent with a crossbow. Again, Viserys is a bitch. That being said, Joffery is also a bitch and I am sure Arya Stark would have killed him before she knew the water dance.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Joffrey has the training, but he is a coward. Totally ran to safety during the battle of Blackwater Bay at the first hint of actual danger to his person.
He's fine at shooting things from a distance, or against some peasant who is scared of him... but in a real fight? Even Arya was able to disarm him and send him home crying to his mommy. Viserys may not have the training, but he has the indomitable will/stupidity to stare Khal Drogo in the face and make demands of him. He has been struggling to survive for most of his life... and he would have all of his rage and fury behind him almost immediately when faced with a "Baratheon", which would scare Joffrey right off the bat. |
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#15 |
King of the Ring
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Arya is a fucking killer though.
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On-nO Asscii to Asscii
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Petyr Baelish vs. The Bastard of Bolton
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Are we going by the books or the tv show? Does a character have to be introduced in the TV series before they do battle or books?
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#20 |
King of the Ring
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The dancing instuctor and the fruity little knight that was fucking that baratheon.
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Asha vs. Osha
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#22 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Walder Battle Royale
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#23 |
King of the Ring
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nobody fucks with Osha the Wildling!
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I don't know man, Asha could probably take her.
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Just saying, in the female battle royale...I guess it would be a melee with all the women folk from the stories, Brienne would kill them all.
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#26 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Make it a ladies battle royal. She's no lady.
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#27 |
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Frey-for-all battle royal
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King of the Ring
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Brienne is a good choice, but those hulking muscles of hers require oxygen. She'd tire out first. Then Arya would totally finish her off.
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Zombie Catlyn
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#32 |
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Beric Dondarrion? He would chew up Benjen Stark. Now, Dondarrion/Thoros of Myr vs Cold Hands is more like it.
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