An Adamle Orignal: **OFFICIAL** 3/4/13 Old School Monday Night Raw Is War Thread

[mike adamle]

Anyone else hoping former general manager Mike Adamle shows up and runs the place tonight???

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL. I’d rather have Coach come back and run the show for a night before that train wreck Adamle. Probably the worst GM in the history of RAW.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Just in case it helps: Anyone wanting to avoid spoilers should avoid the main news page.

[SammyG]

GONG

[Poit]

LOL. I’d rather have Coach come back and run the show for a night before that train wreck Adamle. Probably the worst GM in the history of RAW.

Have Coach run Raw, with Todd Grisham on commentary.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Dunno whether to watch this one or not. Want to see if Taker returns, and he probably will, but also I think I read that they're not really bothering to put much effort into this show and they're treating it as a throwaway show. Which will probably mean the same old boring legends showing up.

[whiteyford]

And William Gunn, esq.

[whiteyford]

Rather Bart Gunn showed up though.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oof, might have to watch now on the off chance the Outlaws actually do something.

[ClockShot]

Thorn in your eye gotta open the show.

[whiteyford]

It'll be the same old geezers they trot out every 'old school' show because we can't get enough Hacksaw/Snukaetc.

[Savio]

LOL. I’d rather have Coach come back and run the show for a night before that train wreck Adamle. Probably the worst GM in the history of RAW.
Wrong, Johnny Damon was the worst GM ever.

[Cool King]

It'll be the same old geezers they trot out every 'old school' show because we can't get enough Hacksaw/Snukaetc.

I came to this thread to say just that.

I'm not expecting anything amazing tonight. I'm sure we'll see guys like Piper, Flair, DiBiase, Dusty, Duggan, Slaughter, IRS, Snuka, Mean Gene, Ron Simmons, Goldust, NAO and maybe Iron Sheik.

I'm really not expecting to see guys like Steve Blackman, Gangrel or anyone else post 1995.

[whiteyford]

Always kinda surprises me that they don't get different guys coming in for these, not like it would cost a fortune to get Savio Vega or Brian Christopher to appear, might actually give it a ratings boost not knowing who's going to appear for once.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Remember when Brian Christopher showed up during The Miz/Jerry Lawler feud a couple of years ago? That was pretty bad.

Also, apparently NXT's Conor O'Brian has tweeted that he'll be on Raw. He's that "Ascension" guy isn't he? The last I saw of them, they were a tag team and looked quite promising. Is it just him on his own now? Is he any good?

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>It's Old School RAW so there's an 80% chance we'll be preempted for a dog show <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/308710557769428996">March 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Remember when Brian Christopher showed up during The Miz/Jerry Lawler feud a couple of years ago? That was pretty bad.

Trying to remember but didn't he get like zero pop or reaction from the crowd.

[whiteyford]

Savio Vega is still a good example, twats.

[Cool King]

Also, apparently NXT's Conor O'Brian has tweeted that he'll be on Raw. He's that "Ascension" guy isn't he? The last I saw of them, they were a tag team and looked quite promising. Is it just him on his own now? Is he any good?

Yeah, O'Brian is on his own now as his tag partner, Kenneth Cameron, got released in November for being drunk and hitting a police officer in some way.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Trying to remember but didn't he get like zero pop or reaction from the crowd.

Pretty much. Came out dressed like a grown up but still dancing away to the Too Cool music looking like a huge idiot. Then he got all serious on the mic and nobody cared.

[Keith]

I just hope that if the New Age Outlaws show up, they wrestle.

[whiteyford]

I just picked the 1st two old school names that popped into my head...now I can't think of anyone else.

[Cool King]

Max Moon.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm holding out for an Oddities appearance.

[parkmania]

Anyone know if Mr. Hickenbottom is scheduled anywhere other than Raw today?

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

wishful thinking on my part but i'd like to see the following

Marty Jannetty
Jim The Anvil Neidhart (also if hitman were to to show up = Miz and Hart Foundation vs 3MB)
1-2-3 kid
Terry Funk
Damien Demento
Steve Blackman

and if by some miracle
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[Corporate CockSnogger]

Perfect chance for them to have Maryse show up at The Miz's side.

[Ultra Mantis]

Would be pretty great if DDP, Jake and Scott Hall made an appearance.

[MisterLee]

I just received a text saying "I have risen."

[Nicky Fives]

I'd actually like to see some old names, not just the same tired names that come back every vintage show (Duggan, Slaughter, Dusty, Simmons, etc.)

[Corndad]

Hope they do something good with Flair tonight. I was really entertained the night he was in with the Sheild. Don't waste him on stuff with Miz. Have Punk attack him, sets up Taker coming out and bam.

[KyleEmmott]

I just received a text saying "I have risen."

I did as well.

[KyleEmmott]

The WWE text alerts just sent out a text saying, "I have risen."

[Lock Jaw]

We don't want to know what Vince is doing backstage.

[Corndad]

Freakin love the Old School Graphics

[el bobbo]

gong.

[Poit]

Well that's a way to start Raw.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WE'RE GOING STREAKING!

[Corndad]

Well Hell that didn't take long.

[Heisenberg]

I came

[Cool King]

Kicking things off with Taker?

[KyleEmmott]

YESYESYESYES!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

WELCOME TO MON-DAY NIGHT RAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[CSL]

already popped for the graphics

and isss The Unnnnnnderrrrtakerrrrrrr

[mike adamle]

And the Adamle Original kicks off with ME bringing in THE UNDERTAKER!!!

[Droford]

I was hoping it was cm punk out to mock taker

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oops wrong Old School!

THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Ooooh. Spikes.

[Corndad]

Is that it lol OH Mean Gene!

[el bobbo]

the fuck?

[KyleEmmott]

Woah, this is a weird way to kick off Raw

[KyleEmmott]

These graphics are much better.

[ClockShot]

Sirens and old pyro. Ain't nothing better.

[ClockShot]

ROFL! Old School table.

[Droford]

Old metal guard rail

[KyleEmmott]

Last year, did they go all out like this?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's Promoing time!!!!!!!!!!!

[KyleEmmott]

A lot of cheering for Punk

[Droford]

Cm punk superstar

[Corporate CockSnogger]

What the fuck? lol What happened then with Taker? My stream cut out but did he just come out then it went to the opening video?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Last year, did they go all out like this?

Last Old School Raw was in 2010.

[Savio]

Old school iPad on the table too.

[Outsider]

They seem to have put a lot of effort into the retro look. Loving the retro graphics.

Reckon this may become an annual thing now.

-EDIT- Didn't know they've done this before. Missed it last time. Still, will do it often now.

[GSP]

Undertaker should have come out while Punk was going off. Would have been better imo.

[Cool King]

WE'RE GOING STREAKING!

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[Corporate CockSnogger]

Also they specifically showed The Outlaws in that opening so if they don't wrestle I will be furious beardsley.

[HTrain90]

What the fuck? lol What happened then with Taker? My stream cut out but did he just come out then it went to the opening video?

Can you DM me the stream you're using? I can't find one tonight.

[el bobbo]

This set kicks ass.

[Droford]

Paul hey man needs a ball cap and a huge cellphone..also lose about 40 lbs

[GSP]

What the fuck? lol What happened then with Taker? My stream cut out but did he just come out then it went to the opening video?

Yeah he came out, showed wrestle mania, the opening promo came on, went to commercial and punk replaced him.

[KyleEmmott]

Last Old School Raw was in 2010.

Really? I thought it was last year. Time flies.

[Outsider]

Well that wasn't much a surprise.

[GSP]

Really hoping he defeats the taker.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yeah he came out, showed wrestle mania, the opening promo came on, went to commercial and punk replaced him.

Oh okay. From what I saw, I thought he got cut off before he was even in the ring lol.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Deal with it hahahaha

[Rollermacka]

Last Old School Raw was in 2010.

Is that the one with the Mae Young's "son" and the refs wore wigs?


Side note, honestly I'm not interested in seeing Punk vs Taker at all.

[CSL]

Randy looking bigger again, must be on those WrestleMania vitamins

[Droford]

Let's have a huge match to see who faces taker

[ClockShot]

Orton getting a 2nd crack?

I like it. Gives 'em something to do again.

[Poit]

Is that the one with the Mae Young's "son" and the refs wore wigs?

Mae Young's son was at Raw 1000.

[KyleEmmott]

I actually do miss RKO in the main event

[Corndad]

Here comes every guy Taker beat at Mania lol

[ClockShot]

No need for Big Show to get involved in this.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This feels like a WWE video game storyline.

[Droford]

Cue mark Henry

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is that the one with the Mae Young's "son" and the refs wore wigs?


Side note, honestly I'm not interested in seeing Punk vs Taker at all.

Are you even a fan of wrestling?

[Droford]

Lol Sheamus vs taker

[KyleEmmott]

Sheamus-Undertaker would not interest me at all.

[Droford]

Cue the shield?

[ClockShot]

Where's Clark Kent?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena's already booked ClockShot.

[ClockShot]

Point-Counterpoint

Huh?

[ClockShot]

Cena's already booked ClockShot.

I meant Brad Maddox.

[Droford]

shield vs taker 3 on 1 would be great

[Corndad]

Freakin Old School Raw Music is amazing.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck you Ryback. Haven't you beaten Antonio Cesaro enough? Leave Antonio Cesaro alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heisenberg]

Feel like I should bust out some WWF Royal Rumble on the Super Nintendo, great set tonight.

[CSL]

All Together Now playing over the Ryback shot :cool:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Gotta figure Punk pays off The Shield one last time.</font>

[Cool King]

All Together Now. :heart:

[Heisenberg]

Would like to see some classic backstage stable promos, those were the shit.

[Droford]

If punk doest face taker he might as well take a 6 week vacation

[slik]

"I'M FACING THE UNDERTAKER"

is the new

"I'M SPARTACUS"

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Love the theory behind 4 random guys come out to say they should face Taker and get entered into a match for it. If only JTG would've decided he was up to the task, he'd at least get the chance.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Ughhhh every American advert is about food.

[CSL]

<font color=goldenrod>Gotta figure Punk pays off The Shield one last time.</font>

he's def "coming out on top"/will be Punk/Taker, even if Punk doesn't win tonight

[Cool King]

Antonioooooooooo!

[CSL]

Ughhhh every American advert is about food.

would be so fat, just a constant flow of "HERE IS THIS GIANT PIZZA/BURGER/FRIES/TACO COMBO FOR $2"

[Droford]

Awesome shirt for cessaro

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If The Shield did interfere it could set up Sheamus/Orton/Big Show vs The Shield with Big Show not being trusted by the other two. Although dunno where that'd leave Ryback.

[slik]

Love the theory behind 4 random guys come out to say they should face Taker and get entered into a match for it. If only JTG would've decided he was up to the task, he'd at least get the chance.

I can't give pos rep twice to the same person so I just have to say you are dead on.

[Corndad]

Justin Roberts Outfit LOL

[ClockShot]

Pre-match promos.

Need to do those more often.

[Outsider]

They want us to tout our reaction to the Undertakers return?

Anyone got any idea how to tout bored indifference?

[Cool King]

Oh shit, I want that T-Shirt.

[Outsider]

"Hey this Cesaro guy is pretty talented and makes the US title look good. Lets feed him to Ryback"

[Cool King]

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1362445546612/images/large/W04884.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"for the 5th time"

[Rollermacka]

Are you even a fan of wrestling?

Yea... that why I don't watch WWE that much

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[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Over-muscled wrestlers with limited in-ring skill? Old School. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/308749198390591488">March 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Why do they fuck up good shirts with dumb crap on the back

[Cool King]

I'm sure the real reason Cesaro doesn't carry the flag anymore is because he kept whipping people in the front row right in the face with it.

[Droford]

The old ref uniforms remind me too much of wcw

[Emperor Smeat]

Pre-match promos.

Need to do those more often.

:yes:

Think last time they paid homage to those was the 20th anniversary show.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yea... that why I don't watch WWE that much

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Then why in the fuck would you not want to see Taker/Punk?

[Cool King]

The old ref uniforms remind me too much of wcw

All we need now are mullet/moustache combos and we're set.

[slik]

Vicki should be dressed as Sensational Sherri.

[el bobbo]

All we need now are mullet/moustache combos and we're set.

http://cache.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Rude.jpg?9d7bd4

[slik]

Hope Tensai is dressed as Bam Bam Bigelow.

[Arrogance]

Cesaro's finisher sucks the dong, just sayin'.

[Droford]

http://cache.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Rude.jpg?9d7bd4

We'll have to settle for Cody's mustache and...hmm..

[Outsider]

Ryback seems to be struggling to find the appropriate level of selling for a cut lip.

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

[Droford]

Ryback vs Henry set up..nice

[Outsider]

Ryback vs Mark Henry at Wrestlemania?

No.

[Corndad]

Henry/Ryback? Nice.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oooooooh Henry v Ryback!

[el bobbo]

Somebody gonna get their wig split... ryback.

[slik]

Mark Henry vs. Ryback at WM!!!

[Cool King]

Ooooh shit!

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, I don't know who's shirt I like more Ryback's or Mark's new shirt

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Feed me Sexual Chocolate.

[Cool King]

Mark Henry's theme sounds slower.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Good bye Zack Ryder.

[ClockShot]

Sweet. Going right to another match.

When's the last time that happened?

[Droford]

Ryback shell shocking Henry would be Hogan/Andre level

[Corndad]

Ryder is screwed LOL

[CSL]

lol Zack gonna die :(

[KyleEmmott]

WWWYKI!

[el bobbo]

For a throwaway show, they're keeping things going at a ridiculously fast pace.

[Outsider]

You people seem excited about the prospect of Henry/Ryback?

You do realise that has terrible written all over it?

Also, thanks for turning up Zack Ryder.

[Arrogance]

I know some people here have probably seen Mark Henry in person but the TV doesn't even do justice to how fucking huge he is...and he still looks like a monster.

[Cool King]

Woo Woo Woo! You're Jobbing!

[Emperor Smeat]

Well this should be quick

[Keith]

LOL take that, Ryder.

Go bitch on Twitter now.

[Heisenberg]

sweet match

[Outsider]

Great to see an old school twitter feed. Reminds me of the 90s.

..........wait a minute...

[el bobbo]

Old school Twitter feed!

[ClockShot]

Poor Ryder.

[Arrogance]

Cue Ryder crying about it on Twitter.

[Cool King]

Duggan is "rady to go".

[KyleEmmott]

It's so sad the how Ryder has been treated in the past year...

[Corndad]

Shoulda stayed in Catering Ryder.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FAHN DAN GOOOOOOO!

[KyleEmmott]

YESSSSSSSS TONIGHT FANDANGO

[Corndad]

FAN DANG GO!!!!!!! Tonight, Bitches.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

FANDANGO ON RAW!

[ClockShot]

The online movie ticker retailer debuts tonight.

[Cool King]

lol cue Fandango jizzfest.

[Droford]

They should have an AOL chat going with some wrestler backstage looking at the computer wierd

[parkmania]

Where's the Mean Gene Tip Hotline?

[CSL]

THE MIZ SAYS FUCK IN THE MARINE 3, I WAS MOST APPALLED

[parkmania]

Works better when you turn it on, Miz!

[CSL]

isn't this two weeks in a row that a mic has ribbed Miz

[Droford]

Call the wwf hotline! 1900909wwf8

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah. Flair's here.

Let's fuck up the Figure 4 in front of him.

[Arrogance]

Wooooo!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I know Miz is engaged to Maryse, but that comment makes him a gay.

[Corndad]

Didn't I say dont waste Flair on Miz lol

[parkmania]

When's Miz gonna get the feather robes?

[KyleEmmott]

Dolph's hair look more yellow than normal

[Arrogance]

Can't believe they're trying to give Miz the Flair rub.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They were actually going to make Flair be Dolph's manager in this same fashion.

[ClockShot]

Someone got Zigs the wrong hair color.

[Corndad]

Dolph's hair looks extra blonde tonight. Like Uber Blonde.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Miz def should've brought out Maryse as well :(

[Savio]

Don't care WTF you guys say Dolph was never a WHC.

[Droford]

They were actually going to make Flair be Dolph's manager in this same fashion.

I bet you spoiled their surprise swerve

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Flair's going crazy

[CSL]

Someone got Zigs the wrong hair color.

Dolph's hair looks extra blonde tonight. Like Uber Blonde.

really fresh dye job

[el bobbo]

I can't wait to watch this new Kurt Warner show @shitnoonesays

[KyleEmmott]

The Flair rub would only work on Ziggler

[Arrogance]

Flair manages to be more entertaining in ten seconds than Miz ever has.

...though I guess to be fair Miz was a pretty hot heel at one point.

[el bobbo]

Did anyone else just see a Sim City commercial with the guy from Workaholics?

[Droford]

A sake commercial on raw?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Seriously, no wonder all you Americans are huge fatties. This bombardment of fatty food adverts could make anyone hungry.

[parkmania]

Did anyone else just see a Sim City commercial with the guy from Workaholics?

If I had ever seen that show I might be able to say yes.

[Droford]

Wonder if Cena comes out to basic thuganomics

[Cool King]

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo has a Twitter account!

[CSL]

so much more excited for Fahhhhn-dahhhhhhn-goooooo than the main/Cena-Rock/anything else that might happen :o

[CSL]

Wonder if Cena comes out to basic thuganomics

would enjoy this

[rockman725]

Call the wwf hotline! 1900909wwf8

1-900-909-9900 was WCW's number. 1-900-737-4WWF is the one you want!

Something else is missing...would love to see a Macho Man Slim Jim or an ICO Pro commercial mixed in there somewhere!

[ClockShot]

RICK RUDE LIVES!

:shifty:

[CSL]

hahaha Flair is still stupid amounts of the man

[Droford]

Lol at flair and big e

[Keith]

LOL WUT?!

[Cool King]

lol Flair.

[Corndad]

Kinda got sick when I saw that just now lol

[el bobbo]

Ziggler's losing streak...

[ClockShot]

Aw fuck.

It was a given Miz was gonna win when Flair came down.

But still.

[KyleEmmott]

Why did Cena ever change his theme?

[Outsider]

To be fair, so far this episode of Raw has had some matches.

That isn't normally the case.

Although I'm sure we'll get to the movie promos soon enough.

[Savio]

Dolph Jobler

[Keith]

This can't be an "Old School RAW" if there's no dude in a pink jacket in the crowd!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lot's of really dumb posts in this particular Raw thread. Keep going to quote one but then just see another and another and another.

[parkmania]

LOL

"I hope that wasn't Little Jimmy they were dropping elbows on."

[CSL]

Why did Cena ever change his theme?

his current one is "much more suitable" for a top line face

[Droford]

I got the Brock lesnar cover..bleh

[parkmania]

Oh yay, piss break coming up.

[ClockShot]

Getting Rock and Cena out of the way quick.

[Droford]

Why do I have the feeling it will be Cena and a rock cardboard cutout in the ring?

[Arrogance]

The real question is, what food will Rock call Cena tonight?

[Droford]

Maybe Cena gets a midget rock..call him pebble..

[el bobbo]

Ya'll gettin the NY style Reuben from Arby's?

[Droford]

I did not think the rock was scheduled to be with us live

[KyleEmmott]

Mick Foley had a 5 second appearance on the Celebrity Apprentice FYI

[CSL]

Rock's fucking triceps

[Droford]

Rocky doesn't suck!

[ClockShot]

I spy a new belt.

[Outsider]

What the hell is 'point counter-point'?

Are we having a debate? Cause that's why I watch wrestling, for the debates....

[parkmania]

The real question is, what food will Rock call Cena tonight?

My vote is for Kung-Pao bitch.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hopefully these Rock-Cena point and counter-point things don't end up like last time where Cena was in "shoot"/"serious" mode and Rock in "entertainment" mode.

Got old after a while of Cena just trashing the Rock and Rock goofing around or not being able to respond the same way back.

[Heisenberg]

http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j440/Marc_Oxenreider/tumblr_mdpi0sb0S51qzx70zo1_1280_zpsec017365.jpg

March 1993 issue of WWF Magazine. Old school as fuck

[Keith]

What the hell is 'point counter-point'?

Are we having a debate? Cause that's why I watch wrestling, for the debates....

I'm interested in seeing how WWE works this build-up.

I hope it's not a remake of last year.

[Droford]

The rick caught malaria and gave the malaria a rock bottom

[KyleEmmott]

The People's Nipples

[parkmania]

Apparently Rock wasn't at the Super Bowl, or else he could have gotten them back on the field quicker - electricity flowing out of him...

[Arrogance]

"He's right! It IS cold here! YAAAAYY!"

[Outsider]

What we all want to see from our WWE Champion is a promo about the weather.

[Droford]

Deja vu

[parkmania]

C'mon, Outsider. Winter Storm Saturn is SERIOUS BIDNESS!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

belt looks good on the rock's shoulder.

[CSL]

what's up with Rock's shirt having an Under Armour logo on it

[parkmania]

At least they're not standing behind podiums.

[KyleEmmott]

what's up with Rock's shirt having an Under Armour logo on it

It's an Under Armour shirt.

[el bobbo]

Bring out The Shield.

[parkmania]

So, losing to the Rock caused Cena to get divorced?

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Thought Cena had forgotten all about loosing to the Rock like a week or so after Mania with the way he acted for the rest of the year.

[Keith]

what's up with Rock's shirt having an Under Armour logo on it

He wants to wear tight shirts now, so he got a spandex Under Armour shirt, put some "Rock" logos on it, and voilá.

[Droford]

My counterpoint is our still a Kung PO bitch

[Rollermacka]

So Cena is blaming Rock for the collapse of his marriage? That sounds like a TNA storyline to me