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Xero
03-25-2013, 06:19 PM
Found this on another forum, been seeing references to it all day... This is from his girlfriend.

We don’t know if there is a medical term for it…but he did a bronco buster last night that literally ripped his ass apart! :-/ Lost a lot of blood! Had surgery this morning and is on the road to recovery! Believe it or not..this has happened to him once before!

Triple Naitch
03-25-2013, 06:23 PM
X-PAC probably tells the best wrestling stories. Didn't he once say that Juventud Guerrera gave him AIDs or something?

Lock Jaw
03-25-2013, 06:27 PM
Tore that ass up

#1-norm-fan
03-25-2013, 06:29 PM
Believe it or not..this has happened to him once before!

Kevin Nash doesn't believe in lube.

Juan
03-25-2013, 06:42 PM
Yeah

ron the dial
03-25-2013, 06:44 PM
So, you guys hear about X Pac's asshole tear rehabilitation yet?

Next Big Thing
03-25-2013, 07:01 PM
Karma finally caught up with him for all those years of shitting in people's bags and food by tearing him a new asshole.

Tanawesome
03-25-2013, 07:12 PM
Chyna doesn't believe in lube.

fixed!

Triple Naitch
03-25-2013, 08:15 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18il96i5lfsykjpg/ku-large.jpg

Keith
03-25-2013, 08:37 PM
LOL I wonder if he's in that position just because he's posing for a picture, or because he can't lay down 'cause his asshole hurts.

ron the dial
03-25-2013, 08:43 PM
she's just slipping a quick thumb to keep him in line

Keith
03-25-2013, 08:54 PM
And he likes it.

PS: X-Pac lives in the past so much, it just so happens he's wearing a DX shirt while in the hospital.

James Steele
03-25-2013, 11:53 PM
Fuck, X-Pac looks rough even for being a guy who just had his shredded anus surgically repaired.

Bad News Gertner
03-26-2013, 12:39 AM
Perhaps he should apply some X-Pac heat to the wound.

Shadrick
03-26-2013, 01:17 AM
*rimshot*

Vastardikai
03-26-2013, 02:04 AM
I bet when that happened, his whole night went to shit.

Damndirty
03-26-2013, 02:51 AM
If he was the one who shit in Sable's bag, this is karma (no pun intended!}

Shisen Kopf
03-26-2013, 06:56 AM
Beth82, what do you do when this happens?

VSG
03-26-2013, 01:13 PM
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Xero
03-26-2013, 01:27 PM
Knowing his injury, that table spot was fucking horrific to me.

Rammsteinmad
03-26-2013, 03:04 PM
Kinda hoped we'd see shit loads of blood gushing out of his ass. Oh well, hope he recovers soon etc...

Lock Jaw
03-26-2013, 05:09 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ljGsxYhOc3A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mooияakeя™
03-26-2013, 05:11 PM
Kinda hoped we'd see shit loads of blood gushing out of his ass. Oh well, hope he recovers soon etc...

Yeah, that's some protective green panties he's got there.

Guys so out of shape. Still tries all the stuff he did back when he was shit and thin.

Theo Dious
03-26-2013, 06:22 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ljGsxYhOc3A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Wasn't the fact that this segment caused "anal bleeding" to start trending the beginning of the WWE fascination with social media?

Sixx
03-26-2013, 06:38 PM
Hahaha, nice balding spot and beer belly.

So lazy, too.

Wishbone
03-26-2013, 09:08 PM
This is both the most hilarious and most terrifying injury I've ever heard of in professional wrestling. I want to laugh at him, but at the same time my ass hurts just thinking about it... :(

Ultra Mantis
03-26-2013, 09:37 PM
Who is he wrestling there? Christian circa 2001 and the laziest "Doink the Clown" on the indies?

Joesgonnakillyou
03-26-2013, 09:51 PM
Terrible injury etc..

But jesus, X-pacs got a hell of a gut now!

itsmeJD
03-27-2013, 02:31 AM
Pac was at the Royal Rumble this past year and we saw him at our hotel and he looked fucking horrible and was high/drunk as shit the entire time he was visible. At one point we watched him attempt to use an ATM for 45 STRAIGHT FUCKING MINUTES before getting angry and stumbling back to the elevator.

2 hours later he was back downstairs dressed incognito (hoodie, sunglasses at 1:30am, etc) and again tried to use the ATM unsuccessfully before finally security helped him back to his room.

All that being sad, shit look like it hurt his ass....get sober X-Pac.

Verbose Minch
03-27-2013, 04:38 PM
Here's an interesting XPac story for all of you.

About two years ago now, XPac had a deal on his website, where if you paid 45 bucks, he would do a personalized video and an autograph. It was my friends birthday coming up, so as shitty as XPac is, I thought it would be kind of cool to get him that.

So I shilled the money and waited, and waited and waited. Nothing. I emailed him and he said he was working on them. Six months later, he still said he was working on them, so I asked for my money back. He said no.

Long story short, XPac ripped me off for fourty two dollars, so I constantly harass him on Twitter about it.

VSG
03-28-2013, 12:17 AM
lol

James Steele
03-28-2013, 03:57 AM
At least you got $3 back.

Xero
03-28-2013, 11:21 AM
From PWInsider:

Sean "X-PAC" Waltman commented via his Twitter on his most recent injury in which he tore his rectum after performing his trademark Bronco Bustee, writing, "The video doesn't do justice to the severity of the situation. the turnbuckle wasnt covered & my landing should have been 45 degrees. I ended up landing hard & horizontal. The turnbuckle ripped me another new a hole. I knew it right away, U can see me tell ref "tore my ass!" I went to after party briefly, but had to leave as blood starting gushing. Hotel looked like a murder scene. So much blood. Hotel security called ambulance & Dr Morken @ HCMC performed sphincterplasty to save me from having to have a colostomy bag. It hard not to laugh. So feel free to find it humorous. I did almost bleed out, before ambulance got there. I did the x factor from the top rope & 1 through a table after it happened. My concern was Jery getting the proper send off, Not my butthole."

Supreme Olajuwon
03-28-2013, 11:43 AM
So he's banging Ryan Shamrock huh

good4him

Vastardikai
03-28-2013, 12:36 PM
I'm going laugh at the thought of the word "sphincterplasty" for the rest of the day.

loopydate
03-28-2013, 01:07 PM
"My concern was Jerry getting the proper send-off. Not my butthole."

Only in wrestling.

Vastardikai
03-28-2013, 05:56 PM
"My concern was Jerry getting off. Not my butthole."

Only in Porn.