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#1 |
He's Here
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So, you guys hear about X Pac tearing his asshole apart?
Found this on another forum, been seeing references to it all day... This is from his girlfriend.
We don’t know if there is a medical term for it…but he did a bronco buster last night that literally ripped his ass apart! :-/ Lost a lot of blood! Had surgery this morning and is on the road to recovery! Believe it or not..this has happened to him once before! ![]() |
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#2 |
Formerly Fausto Carmona
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X-PAC probably tells the best wrestling stories. Didn't he once say that Juventud Guerrera gave him AIDs or something?
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#3 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Tore that ass up
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#4 |
Resident drug enabler
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#5 |
INDEED!
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#6 |
Doin' It Right
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Yeah
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#7 |
the heartbreak king
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So, you guys hear about X Pac's asshole tear rehabilitation yet?
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#8 |
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Karma finally caught up with him for all those years of shitting in people's bags and food by tearing him a new asshole.
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#9 |
Formerly Fausto Carmona
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LOL I wonder if he's in that position just because he's posing for a picture, or because he can't lay down 'cause his asshole hurts.
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#11 |
the heartbreak king
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she's just slipping a quick thumb to keep him in line
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And he likes it.
PS: X-Pac lives in the past so much, it just so happens he's wearing a DX shirt while in the hospital. |
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#13 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Fuck, X-Pac looks rough even for being a guy who just had his shredded anus surgically repaired.
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#14 |
Best Poster
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Perhaps he should apply some X-Pac heat to the wound.
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#15 |
The black Corey Graves
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*rimshot*
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#16 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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I bet when that happened, his whole night went to shit.
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If he was the one who shit in Sable's bag, this is karma (no pun intended!}
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#18 |
They're eating the dogs..
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Beth82, what do you do when this happens?
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#19 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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#20 |
He's Here
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Knowing his injury, that table spot was fucking horrific to me.
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#21 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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Kinda hoped we'd see shit loads of blood gushing out of his ass. Oh well, hope he recovers soon etc...
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#22 |
▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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#23 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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#24 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Hahaha, nice balding spot and beer belly.
So lazy, too. |
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#26 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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This is both the most hilarious and most terrifying injury I've ever heard of in professional wrestling. I want to laugh at him, but at the same time my ass hurts just thinking about it...
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#27 |
Grim Fandango
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Who is he wrestling there? Christian circa 2001 and the laziest "Doink the Clown" on the indies?
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Terrible injury etc..
But jesus, X-pacs got a hell of a gut now! |
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#29 |
Triple A's best friend!
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Pac was at the Royal Rumble this past year and we saw him at our hotel and he looked fucking horrible and was high/drunk as shit the entire time he was visible. At one point we watched him attempt to use an ATM for 45 STRAIGHT FUCKING MINUTES before getting angry and stumbling back to the elevator.
2 hours later he was back downstairs dressed incognito (hoodie, sunglasses at 1:30am, etc) and again tried to use the ATM unsuccessfully before finally security helped him back to his room. All that being sad, shit look like it hurt his ass....get sober X-Pac. |
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#30 |
I'ma gonna win
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Here's an interesting XPac story for all of you.
About two years ago now, XPac had a deal on his website, where if you paid 45 bucks, he would do a personalized video and an autograph. It was my friends birthday coming up, so as shitty as XPac is, I thought it would be kind of cool to get him that. So I shilled the money and waited, and waited and waited. Nothing. I emailed him and he said he was working on them. Six months later, he still said he was working on them, so I asked for my money back. He said no. Long story short, XPac ripped me off for fourty two dollars, so I constantly harass him on Twitter about it. |
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#31 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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lol
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#32 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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At least you got $3 back.
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#33 |
He's Here
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From PWInsider:
Sean "X-PAC" Waltman commented via his Twitter on his most recent injury in which he tore his rectum after performing his trademark Bronco Bustee, writing, "The video doesn't do justice to the severity of the situation. the turnbuckle wasnt covered & my landing should have been 45 degrees. I ended up landing hard & horizontal. The turnbuckle ripped me another new a hole. I knew it right away, U can see me tell ref "tore my ass!" I went to after party briefly, but had to leave as blood starting gushing. Hotel looked like a murder scene. So much blood. Hotel security called ambulance & Dr Morken @ HCMC performed sphincterplasty to save me from having to have a colostomy bag. It hard not to laugh. So feel free to find it humorous. I did almost bleed out, before ambulance got there. I did the x factor from the top rope & 1 through a table after it happened. My concern was Jery getting the proper send off, Not my butthole." |
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#34 |
You know that’s right
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So he's banging Ryan Shamrock huh
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#35 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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I'm going laugh at the thought of the word "sphincterplasty" for the rest of the day.
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#36 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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"My concern was Jerry getting the proper send-off. Not my butthole."
Only in wrestling. |
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#37 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Vastardikai'd
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