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Xero 03-25-2013 06:19 PM

So, you guys hear about X Pac tearing his asshole apart?
 
Found this on another forum, been seeing references to it all day... This is from his girlfriend.

We don’t know if there is a medical term for it…but he did a bronco buster last night that literally ripped his ass apart! :-/ Lost a lot of blood! Had surgery this morning and is on the road to recovery! Believe it or not..this has happened to him once before!

Triple Naitch 03-25-2013 06:23 PM

X-PAC probably tells the best wrestling stories. Didn't he once say that Juventud Guerrera gave him AIDs or something?

Lock Jaw 03-25-2013 06:27 PM

Tore that ass up

#1-norm-fan 03-25-2013 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero (Post 4155111)
Believe it or not..this has happened to him once before!

Kevin Nash doesn't believe in lube.

Juan 03-25-2013 06:42 PM

Yeah

ron the dial 03-25-2013 06:44 PM

So, you guys hear about X Pac's asshole tear rehabilitation yet?

Next Big Thing 03-25-2013 07:01 PM

Karma finally caught up with him for all those years of shitting in people's bags and food by tearing him a new asshole.

Tanawesome 03-25-2013 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4155125)
Chyna doesn't believe in lube.

fixed!

Triple Naitch 03-25-2013 08:15 PM

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18il...g/ku-large.jpg

Keith 03-25-2013 08:37 PM

LOL I wonder if he's in that position just because he's posing for a picture, or because he can't lay down 'cause his asshole hurts.

ron the dial 03-25-2013 08:43 PM

she's just slipping a quick thumb to keep him in line

Keith 03-25-2013 08:54 PM

And he likes it.

PS: X-Pac lives in the past so much, it just so happens he's wearing a DX shirt while in the hospital.

James Steele 03-25-2013 11:53 PM

Fuck, X-Pac looks rough even for being a guy who just had his shredded anus surgically repaired.

Bad News Gertner 03-26-2013 12:39 AM

Perhaps he should apply some X-Pac heat to the wound.

Shadrick 03-26-2013 01:17 AM

*rimshot*

Vastardikai 03-26-2013 02:04 AM

I bet when that happened, his whole night went to shit.

Damndirty 03-26-2013 02:51 AM

If he was the one who shit in Sable's bag, this is karma (no pun intended!}

Shisen Kopf 03-26-2013 06:56 AM

Beth82, what do you do when this happens?

VSG 03-26-2013 01:13 PM

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Xero 03-26-2013 01:27 PM

Knowing his injury, that table spot was fucking horrific to me.

Rammsteinmad 03-26-2013 03:04 PM

Kinda hoped we'd see shit loads of blood gushing out of his ass. Oh well, hope he recovers soon etc...

Lock Jaw 03-26-2013 05:09 PM

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Mooияakeя™ 03-26-2013 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rammsteinmad (Post 4156110)
Kinda hoped we'd see shit loads of blood gushing out of his ass. Oh well, hope he recovers soon etc...

Yeah, that's some protective green panties he's got there.

Guys so out of shape. Still tries all the stuff he did back when he was shit and thin.

Theo Dious 03-26-2013 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4156230)
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Wasn't the fact that this segment caused "anal bleeding" to start trending the beginning of the WWE fascination with social media?

Sixx 03-26-2013 06:38 PM

Hahaha, nice balding spot and beer belly.

So lazy, too.

Wishbone 03-26-2013 09:08 PM

This is both the most hilarious and most terrifying injury I've ever heard of in professional wrestling. I want to laugh at him, but at the same time my ass hurts just thinking about it... :(

Ultra Mantis 03-26-2013 09:37 PM

Who is he wrestling there? Christian circa 2001 and the laziest "Doink the Clown" on the indies?

Joesgonnakillyou 03-26-2013 09:51 PM

Terrible injury etc..

But jesus, X-pacs got a hell of a gut now!

itsmeJD 03-27-2013 02:31 AM

Pac was at the Royal Rumble this past year and we saw him at our hotel and he looked fucking horrible and was high/drunk as shit the entire time he was visible. At one point we watched him attempt to use an ATM for 45 STRAIGHT FUCKING MINUTES before getting angry and stumbling back to the elevator.

2 hours later he was back downstairs dressed incognito (hoodie, sunglasses at 1:30am, etc) and again tried to use the ATM unsuccessfully before finally security helped him back to his room.

All that being sad, shit look like it hurt his ass....get sober X-Pac.

Verbose Minch 03-27-2013 04:38 PM

Here's an interesting XPac story for all of you.

About two years ago now, XPac had a deal on his website, where if you paid 45 bucks, he would do a personalized video and an autograph. It was my friends birthday coming up, so as shitty as XPac is, I thought it would be kind of cool to get him that.

So I shilled the money and waited, and waited and waited. Nothing. I emailed him and he said he was working on them. Six months later, he still said he was working on them, so I asked for my money back. He said no.

Long story short, XPac ripped me off for fourty two dollars, so I constantly harass him on Twitter about it.

VSG 03-28-2013 12:17 AM

lol

James Steele 03-28-2013 03:57 AM

At least you got $3 back.

Xero 03-28-2013 11:21 AM

From PWInsider:

Sean "X-PAC" Waltman commented via his Twitter on his most recent injury in which he tore his rectum after performing his trademark Bronco Bustee, writing, "The video doesn't do justice to the severity of the situation. the turnbuckle wasnt covered & my landing should have been 45 degrees. I ended up landing hard & horizontal. The turnbuckle ripped me another new a hole. I knew it right away, U can see me tell ref "tore my ass!" I went to after party briefly, but had to leave as blood starting gushing. Hotel looked like a murder scene. So much blood. Hotel security called ambulance & Dr Morken @ HCMC performed sphincterplasty to save me from having to have a colostomy bag. It hard not to laugh. So feel free to find it humorous. I did almost bleed out, before ambulance got there. I did the x factor from the top rope & 1 through a table after it happened. My concern was Jery getting the proper send off, Not my butthole."

Supreme Olajuwon 03-28-2013 11:43 AM

So he's banging Ryan Shamrock huh

good4him

Vastardikai 03-28-2013 12:36 PM

I'm going laugh at the thought of the word "sphincterplasty" for the rest of the day.

loopydate 03-28-2013 01:07 PM

"My concern was Jerry getting the proper send-off. Not my butthole."

Only in wrestling.

Vastardikai 03-28-2013 05:56 PM

Vastardikai'd
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate (Post 4157629)
"My concern was Jerry getting off. Not my butthole."

Only in Porn.



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