Shoot my band a like on facebook

[Penner]

It would really help me out.

http://facebook.com/mlfhband

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[Kane Knight]

lol

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm sorry, I just still have to get sick of playing Skepsis on loop on my iPod first.

[Blitz]

Shoot me a song that doesn't sound like you're trying to rape Alexisonfire's corpse and we'll talk.

[Blitz]

Also, did you seriously set up a myspace for your band in 2013.

[PrettyCool]

I dont have facebook

[Swiss Ultimate]

Also, did you seriously set up a myspace for your band in 2013.

Isn't that the only legitimate use for myspace at this point?

[Swiss Ultimate]

I dont have facebook

Neither does TripleA.

[Sixx]

No.

[PrettyCool]

Neither does TripleA.

If AAA doesnt have it then we dont need it!

[Kane Knight]

Also, did you seriously set up a myspace for your band in 2013.

Haven't you heard about the new Myspace?

[Fignuts]

But I don't LIKE your band

[Wehttam]

holy shit it is 2002

[Tommy Gunn]

Kick out a guitarist and get a synth player, you're welcome.

What style would you call this? Emo? Post-hardcore? Screamo? It sounds very early 2000s, which isn't an insult, just an observation.

[OssMan]

shoot me a like

[Penner]

Shoot me a song that doesn't sound like you're trying to rape Alexisonfire's corpse and we'll talk.

I don't get what kind of chirp this is.

[CSL]

that explains quite a bit

[ron the dial]

I don't get what kind of chirp this is.
whoa whoa whoa what are you saying

[Blitz]

I don't get what kind of chirp this is.
I'm saying your band sounds like it's trying to be Alexisonfire, who were an amazing band, and you are failing horribly. I made this observation through a humourous lens relating to necrophilia, a form of societal deviance that involves sexual intercourse with dead bodies. I chose this particular lens because now that Alexisonfire is broken up, they are "dead". Because a corpse is dead, I suppose you cannot technically rape it, as it can neither say yes or not, but rape was still best descriptor I could come up with for your sound, so I went with it.

Allow me to try this again in layman's terms: your band is extremely unpleasant to listen to.

I hope this helps you figure out the hidden meaning behind my terribly cutting quip.

[Skippord]

I think you can rape a corpse since it didn't consent to being penetrated, so you should assume it's a no.

[Skippord]

and I would like your band, Penner, but what would my friends think of me if they saw that?

#Idonothavefacebook

[Bad News Gertner]

Holy fuck is that ever bad. I'm going on facebook and telling people who have liked your band to unlike your band.

[Penner]

Is that what you look like Gertner?

[Shisen Kopf]

No offense Penner, but I can't like something that sounds that awful. Its almost as bad as Beth82's queer techno.

[Shisen Kopf]

Is that what you look like Gertner?

That would be TPWW poster extraordinaire Owenbrown. I hope you weren't about to make fun of him when your band sounds like that.

[Bad News Gertner]

Yes, my penis shaped head is a hit with the ladies and young boys

[Penner]

It would just make sense why he's so unpleasant.

[Penner]

No offense Penner, but I can't like something that sounds that awful. Its almost as bad as Beth82's queer techno.

How is this not offensive?

[Bad News Gertner]

I can't imagine the amount of Skepsis song requests you must get. The cries from Hitler's concentration camps sound better than this nonsense.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Isn't that the only legitimate use for myspace at this point?

Bands use it but I don't know if I'd call it legitimate.