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Crash Bang
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Shoot my band a like on facebook
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#2 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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lol
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#3 |
Best Poster
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I'm sorry, I just still have to get sick of playing Skepsis on loop on my iPod first.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Shoot me a song that doesn't sound like you're trying to rape Alexisonfire's corpse and we'll talk.
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#5 |
Angel Headed Hipster
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Also, did you seriously set up a myspace for your band in 2013.
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#6 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
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I dont have facebook
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Amazon Affiliate
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Amazon Affiliate
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#9 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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No.
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#10 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
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#11 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#12 |
Hey Mister!
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But I don't LIKE your band
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#13 |
fire walk with me
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holy shit it is 2002
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Kick out a guitarist and get a synth player, you're welcome.
What style would you call this? Emo? Post-hardcore? Screamo? It sounds very early 2000s, which isn't an insult, just an observation. |
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#15 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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shoot me a like
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#16 |
Crash Bang
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Over Like Rover
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that explains quite a bit
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the heartbreak king
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Angel Headed Hipster
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I'm saying your band sounds like it's trying to be Alexisonfire, who were an amazing band, and you are failing horribly. I made this observation through a humourous lens relating to necrophilia, a form of societal deviance that involves sexual intercourse with dead bodies. I chose this particular lens because now that Alexisonfire is broken up, they are "dead". Because a corpse is dead, I suppose you cannot technically rape it, as it can neither say yes or not, but rape was still best descriptor I could come up with for your sound, so I went with it.
Allow me to try this again in layman's terms: your band is extremely unpleasant to listen to. I hope this helps you figure out the hidden meaning behind my terribly cutting quip. Last edited by Blitz; 04-16-2013 at 02:48 AM. |
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#20 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I think you can rape a corpse since it didn't consent to being penetrated, so you should assume it's a no.
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#21 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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and I would like your band, Penner, but what would my friends think of me if they saw that?
#Idonothavefacebook |
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#22 |
Best Poster
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Holy fuck is that ever bad. I'm going on facebook and telling people who have liked your band to unlike your band.
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#23 |
Crash Bang
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Is that what you look like Gertner?
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#24 |
They're eating the dogs..
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No offense Penner, but I can't like something that sounds that awful. Its almost as bad as Beth82's queer techno.
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#25 |
They're eating the dogs..
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#26 |
Best Poster
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Yes, my penis shaped head is a hit with the ladies and young boys
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#27 |
Crash Bang
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It would just make sense why he's so unpleasant.
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#28 |
Crash Bang
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#29 |
Best Poster
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I can't imagine the amount of Skepsis song requests you must get. The cries from Hitler's concentration camps sound better than this nonsense.
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#30 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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