Shoot my band a like on facebook
 

It would really help me out.

http://facebook.com/mlfhband

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lol

I'm sorry, I just still have to get sick of playing Skepsis on loop on my iPod first.

Shoot me a song that doesn't sound like you're trying to rape Alexisonfire's corpse and we'll talk.

Also, did you seriously set up a myspace for your band in 2013.

I dont have facebook

Isn't that the only legitimate use for myspace at this point?

Neither does TripleA.

No.

If AAA doesnt have it then we dont need it!

Haven't you heard about the new Myspace?

But I don't LIKE your band

holy shit it is 2002

Kick out a guitarist and get a synth player, you're welcome.

What style would you call this? Emo? Post-hardcore? Screamo? It sounds very early 2000s, which isn't an insult, just an observation.

shoot me a like

I don't get what kind of chirp this is.

whoa whoa whoa what are you saying

I'm saying your band sounds like it's trying to be Alexisonfire, who were an amazing band, and you are failing horribly. I made this observation through a humourous lens relating to necrophilia, a form of societal deviance that involves sexual intercourse with dead bodies. I chose this particular lens because now that Alexisonfire is broken up, they are "dead". Because a corpse is dead, I suppose you cannot technically rape it, as it can neither say yes or not, but rape was still best descriptor I could come up with for your sound, so I went with it.

Allow me to try this again in layman's terms: your band is extremely unpleasant to listen to.

I hope this helps you figure out the hidden meaning behind my terribly cutting quip.

I think you can rape a corpse since it didn't consent to being penetrated, so you should assume it's a no.

and I would like your band, Penner, but what would my friends think of me if they saw that?

#Idonothavefacebook

Holy fuck is that ever bad. I'm going on facebook and telling people who have liked your band to unlike your band.

Is that what you look like Gertner?

No offense Penner, but I can't like something that sounds that awful. Its almost as bad as Beth82's queer techno.

That would be TPWW poster extraordinaire Owenbrown. I hope you weren't about to make fun of him when your band sounds like that.

Yes, my penis shaped head is a hit with the ladies and young boys

It would just make sense why he's so unpleasant.

How is this not offensive?

I can't imagine the amount of Skepsis song requests you must get. The cries from Hitler's concentration camps sound better than this nonsense.

Bands use it but I don't know if I'd call it legitimate.