View Full Version : Crazy Edgar presents the pre-Wretlemania Raw Thread for Cena's Heel Turn April Fools Day
The Condor
04-01-2013, 06:46 PM
Here we go, the 9th inning of the WM build up. Here's to a decent show.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 07:10 PM
Hoping Cena doesn't even the score from the rock bottom last week but chances are that's how the show will end. I'd prefer they go into WrestleMania with Rock still having the edge and Cena seething.
Theo Dious
04-01-2013, 07:19 PM
Not saying they SHOULD do a Cena heel turn, but the cool thing about this is that either having him finally get the big win over the Rock and earn his respect AND the turn to the dark side to get a pussy win are both good booking options at this point.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 07:23 PM
3 posts into the Thread and no Fandango or Jericho mentioned yet. C'mon guys we are slipping lol
Cena isn't going Heel till he stops selling shirts unfortunately. I think would make it a fresh summer run but it's just not happening.
Volare
04-01-2013, 07:26 PM
I want Jericho to dance tonight....to infuriate Fahhhnnn...Dahnnnn...Goooo!!
James Steele
04-01-2013, 07:36 PM
I want Triple H to live forever.
ron the dial
04-01-2013, 07:37 PM
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110616201326/marveldatabase/images/b/ba/Jarko_Grimwood_%28Earth-26320%29.jpg
Corporate CockSnogger
04-01-2013, 07:42 PM
http://www.craveonline.com/images/stories/2011/Film/Triple%20H%20Loves%20Pickles.jpg
Cool King
04-01-2013, 07:49 PM
http://www.wrestlinglol.com/images/hhhbook.png
Corporate CockSnogger
04-01-2013, 07:51 PM
We should be saving these for James Steele's post-Wrestlemania Triple H retirement thread.
Volare
04-01-2013, 07:55 PM
I was waiting for an "Art of Jobbing" book or some other B.S.
Droford
04-01-2013, 07:57 PM
BIGGEST RAW OF THE YEAR!!!
Droford
04-01-2013, 07:59 PM
they shoulda called it RAW XL
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:01 PM
HBK tonight?
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 08:01 PM
WOAH, SHAWN MICHAELS IS COMING BACK TONIGHT...AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:01 PM
yep
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:03 PM
Wow, listen to those boos.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:04 PM
Shit... HBK.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:04 PM
Awesome, JBL is at Raw too! :D
Crazy Edgar this thread is so crazy!
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:05 PM
Cenacrats and Rockpublicans?
really..really..
Cenacrats
Rockpublicans
Punkitarians
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:06 PM
Swaggertarians Unite!
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:06 PM
Holding, Defending?
um..yeah
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 08:07 PM
Never been a better time for Cena to turn heel in my opinion
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:07 PM
WM 31 at Fed Ex Field!
crowd's nuts
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:07 PM
The Rock's conquered everything?
I must have missed his reign as Women's Champion. :shifty:
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:08 PM
Swaggertarians Unite!
Woooo!
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:10 PM
First item of a Cena heel turn
Bring Back Ze Spinner Belt!
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:10 PM
So many "W's" in this promo.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:10 PM
Bring back really pissed off Cena from last week John. That worked pretty good.
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 08:10 PM
The Rock's conquered everything?
I must have missed his reign as Women's Champion. :shifty:
the Rockette.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:10 PM
CM Punk chant!
I think that was "Cena Sucks".
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 08:10 PM
I like this Cena
This is a very heelish promo
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 08:11 PM
Boring. Boring. Boring.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:12 PM
Boring chants. :lol:
Volare
04-01-2013, 08:12 PM
BOOOORRIIINGGGGG LMFAO!!!
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:12 PM
I like this Cena
Everyones gonna love pissed off heel cena.
The conundrum of all conundrums.
lol a boring chant
Emperor Smeat
04-01-2013, 08:12 PM
:lol: boring chants.
Theo Dious
04-01-2013, 08:12 PM
Loving the crowd.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:12 PM
I don't think I've ever heard Cena get "Boring" chants before.
Usually it's just "Cena Sucks".
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 08:12 PM
It's like he's foreshadowing a heel turn...
What's up with the boring chants? That was a decent promo by Cena.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:13 PM
Oh no, Touts.
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 08:14 PM
I now feel like a heel turn at WM 29 is inevitable...
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:14 PM
It always feels a bit cheesy when Cole shows you how to do something.
Crazy Edgar this crowd is Crazy!!
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:16 PM
Im gonna try to get a "LETS GO HEEL TURN!" chant going sunday
Volare
04-01-2013, 08:18 PM
Smackdown Main Event Rematch! Fuck Yeah!
Oh look, Show/Orton/Sheamus vs. 3MB. Again.
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 08:18 PM
3MB BABY!
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:19 PM
Speaking of turning Heel Sunday... Hi Orton.
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:19 PM
the part of the shield tonight will be played by 3MB
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:19 PM
Oh, 3MB!
I can't wait to see them win tonight!
:roll:
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:20 PM
Ambrose at Mania is gonna be off the charts Awesome.
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:22 PM
Rock is apparently going to show up to Congress and not the Verizon Center
#capitolnotcapital
Wonder if they'll announce one final HOF member tonight?
Heisenberg
04-01-2013, 08:23 PM
Oddly more excited about a HBK appearance more than his last couple showings.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:24 PM
Big Show completely not selling Drew's Punches to gut lol
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 08:25 PM
I kinda wish they would wear real ring gear.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 08:25 PM
Dammit. I missed the first 20 minutes again. Still not used to Raw starting an hour early. Especially since I've started watching the early feed only recently so it's more like 4 hours early.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 08:26 PM
Seth Rollins talking like Cody Rhodes here. Drawing out his words and such.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:26 PM
Rollins: You are all fools
Random guy behind: YES *clap* *clap* *clap*
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:27 PM
oh..great
Hi guys, can anyone give me a quick rundown of the first 30 mins? Forgot RAW starts at 5 on west coast...
Volare
04-01-2013, 08:27 PM
I want Psycho Dean Ambrose now...
not the greatest truth reveal by reigns in that promo
Heisenberg
04-01-2013, 08:32 PM
Hi guys, can anyone give me a quick rundown of the first 30 mins? Forgot RAW starts at 5 on west coast...
Cena promo
Cole and Lawler tagged up for a TOUT vid.
Orton, Sheamus, Big Show def. 3MB
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:32 PM
That reminds me, I saw a guy in the pub today that looked exactly like Zeb Colter.
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:33 PM
I forsee "No more" chants at WM
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 08:34 PM
Fucking love Zeb Colter.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:35 PM
According to Swagger's T-Shirt, foreigners can still go to Alaska and Hawaii.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 08:36 PM
Put him in a mustache lock, Alberto!
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:38 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Babyface Del Rio has all the fire and passion of a substitute teacher. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/318884268556312576">April 2, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Droford
04-01-2013, 08:38 PM
lol I thought this movie already came out
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:39 PM
Vince has just joined Twitter.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hello @<a href="https://twitter.com/wweuniverse">wweuniverse</a>! The Chairman is now on @<a href="https://twitter.com/twitter">twitter</a>. Get ready for <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23BigReveal">#BigReveal</a> on Friday night. In the meantime…<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW">#RAW</a></p>— Vince McMahon (@VinceMcMahon) <a href="https://twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/318875808733212673">April 2, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Droford
04-01-2013, 08:39 PM
I think the Rock wants to see if he can put out a movie every month of the year
wonder how quick Vince can get to a million followers
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:40 PM
And just as I post that, they mention it on Raw.
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:42 PM
tomfoolery and offbeat shenanigans!
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:42 PM
The many faces of AJ, there.
Emperor Smeat
04-01-2013, 08:42 PM
Vince has just joined Twitter.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hello @<a href="https://twitter.com/wweuniverse">wweuniverse</a>! The Chairman is now on @<a href="https://twitter.com/twitter">twitter</a>. Get ready for <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23BigReveal">#BigReveal</a> on Friday night. In the meantime…<a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW">#RAW</a></p>— Vince McMahon (@VinceMcMahon) <a href="https://twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/318875808733212673">April 2, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Zack Ryder is one of the few wrestlers he's actually following as well. The others are just the usual big name stars and AJ.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:43 PM
This Tag Match better get more then 18 seconds at Mania.
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:43 PM
Goatface buzzsaw!
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:43 PM
"Find up", Cole?
this is kind of boring so far for being a WM go-home show.
DrCrawford
04-01-2013, 08:44 PM
could make an entire botchamania episode of michael coles screwups tonight
Volare
04-01-2013, 08:44 PM
Can't wait to see Big E at Wrestlemania.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:44 PM
No Mick Foley on the TV HOF special? Really??? I miss the days of WWE.com streaming the whole ceremony.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-01-2013, 08:44 PM
Wow Cole called it Famouser. He usually calls that the Zig-Zag.
Volare
04-01-2013, 08:44 PM
Zack Ryder is one of the few wrestlers he's actually following as well. The others are just the usual big name stars and AJ.
Rut Ro....
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 08:45 PM
The thought of Vince McMahon tweeting makes me chuckle.
Heisenberg
04-01-2013, 08:45 PM
this is kind of boring so far for being a WM go-home show.
We will have that good feeling when the day of WM comes though
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 08:46 PM
Vince is already over 45,000 followers.
We will have that good feeling when the day of WM comes though
Very true!
Theo Dious
04-01-2013, 08:46 PM
I think the Rock wants to see if he can put out a movie every month of the year
To be fair GI Joe 2 should have been out a year ago.
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:47 PM
450 should follow Vince
Vince is already over 45,000 followers.
Well, he is Vince McMahon, damnit!
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:48 PM
Dolph vs Daniel Bryan Hair vs Beard match at some point
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 08:50 PM
Dolph vs Daniel Bryan Hair vs Beard match at some point
Let's not even joke about the possibility of Dolph cutting his hair again.
Volare
04-01-2013, 08:50 PM
This match is fucking great.
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 08:51 PM
I really can't stand Big E's unitard.
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:51 PM
Big E will be the Black Diesel
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:51 PM
Hooray! Tell me this Means Hell No wins Sunday and continues to exist.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 08:52 PM
Big E reeeeally needs to change his finisher.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 08:52 PM
Oh shit. That was a pretty sweet moment for Big E.
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 08:52 PM
Impressive showing from Big E.
Volare
04-01-2013, 08:53 PM
I loved Big E's look like "The fuck you tryin to do nigga?"
stultiloquy
04-01-2013, 08:54 PM
Big E has some big 'ol boobies....those are some certifiable bitch tits.
Emperor Smeat
04-01-2013, 08:55 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The one plus to @<a href="https://twitter.com/bigelangston">bigelangston</a> winning at WrestleMania is that the tag title will cover his Little E <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/318886477926916096">April 2, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Volare
04-01-2013, 08:56 PM
There's Big E's new gimmick...he's really the E...come to life.
Someone do something with that.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 08:57 PM
Hunico promo video on this Raw feed I'm watching.
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 08:57 PM
I'm just a sexy boy.
Volare
04-01-2013, 08:57 PM
The Outdoor Kid, Shawn Michaels!
Corndad
04-01-2013, 08:57 PM
Shawn looks like the camo version of the Shield LOL
Droford
04-01-2013, 08:58 PM
HBK should be the guest timekeeper..there hasnt been a guest timekeeper in forever at WM
Guess HBK forgot his jacket and had to borrow Zeb Colter's.
HHH here to break it down.
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 09:01 PM
I wish he'd come out to "King of Kings" more often
blak23
04-01-2013, 09:02 PM
the crowd doesnt seem into the promos
Droford
04-01-2013, 09:02 PM
never ever? Wonder how long that is.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 09:02 PM
Gotta admit the short hair has grown on me. HHH kinda looks bad ass with it thinking about it.
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 09:03 PM
Gotta admit the short hair has grown on me. HHH kinda looks bad ass with it thinking about it.
Thinking the same thing.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:04 PM
So we're doing the "HBK doubts HHH's ability to win the upcoming match" thing again huh? lol
So we're doing the "HBK doubts HHH's ability to win the upcoming match" thing again huh? lol
It's the new streak!
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:06 PM
HBK said ASS!
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 09:06 PM
So we're doing the "HBK doubts HHH's ability to win the upcoming match" thing again huh? lol
swerve
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 09:06 PM
Yeah, Shawn in the corner!
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 09:08 PM
That's more than two words.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 09:09 PM
Oh Snap.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:09 PM
Wasn't HBK supposed to be in HHH's corner at SummerSlam before Brock broke his arm? This could be the turn people thought was coming there.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:10 PM
lol Heyman is gold.
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:11 PM
At some point all this "HBK in HHH's corner" has to result in HBK turning his back on HHH and a match between the two, no?
I mean, come on!
Seems like that segment should've been longer/more emotional.
SlickyTrickyDamon
04-01-2013, 09:12 PM
So what were the two words Brock has for them? Urrr Argh?
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 09:12 PM
I feel like HHH looks as good as ever. #OneMoreRun
Cool King
04-01-2013, 09:13 PM
So what were the two words Brock has for them? Urrr Argh?
"Brock Smash!"
Volare
04-01-2013, 09:14 PM
So what were the two words Brock has for them? Urrr Argh?
Is flexing...a word?
ClockShot
04-01-2013, 09:16 PM
Ugh. Hate working monday nights.
Hey guys. What I miss?
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:18 PM
What if John Cena and HBK both turned heel at WM29 and then formed a tag team called "The Heels"?
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:18 PM
These silly Germans put no effort into what they show during the commercials of Raw. First a random Hunico hype video and now they showed a video of Punk's promo and the setup to Punk vs Cena vs Big Show at SummerSlam with "Last week on Raw" at the bottom.
Poor Miz.
From main-eventing WM27 to pre-showing WM29.
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:19 PM
JBL and the Miz lol
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:20 PM
"Perhaps you will have your wrestlemania moment" Cole to Miz
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:20 PM
Boo. IC Title match is on the pre-show?? Travesty.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 09:20 PM
The Intercontinental Championship is the pre-show but Tons Of Funk/The Funkadactyls vs Rhodes Scholars/The Bellas are on the actual card? :wtf:
Cool King
04-01-2013, 09:21 PM
I wonder what Vince think of Ryder's "Push Me!" trunks.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:21 PM
lol Miz vs Barrett "Most must-see WWE match of all time."
blak23
04-01-2013, 09:22 PM
Miz is not doing so well imho
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:22 PM
Undertaker vs Miz, Streak vs Streak
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:22 PM
The Intercontinental Championship is the pre-show but Tons Of Funk/The Funkadactyls vs Rhodes Scholars/The Bellas are on the actual card? :wtf:
Wait, has that match been made? I missed that.
Corndad
04-01-2013, 09:22 PM
Ryder is gonna draw Huge at the Indy events after he is let go. lol Poor guy.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:23 PM
First person to be a triple crown winner at WrestleMania? That can't be right.
Emperor Smeat
04-01-2013, 09:23 PM
Ugh. Hate working monday nights.
Hey guys. What I miss?
Cena gave an angry promo while the crowd booed and chanted boring to him.
WWE wants more Touts and Vince now has a Twitter account.
Big Show/Orton/Sheamus defeated 3MB
Zeb and Swagger gave a "We The People" promo
Ziggler beats Bryan.
HBK spoke to Triple H and said he'll be at Mania in HHH's corner. Heyman says Lesnar is going to give a huge beating at Mania.
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:24 PM
I wonder what Vince think of Ryder's "Push Me!" trunks.
More cushion for the pushin
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:24 PM
Remember when the "classic" Intercontinental Title was brought back and we were all like "Yeah! Now that title will once again mean something!"?
Yeah.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 09:25 PM
So, Bo Dallas can beat Barrett but Zack Ryder can't?
ClockShot
04-01-2013, 09:26 PM
Cena gave an angry promo while the crowd booed and chanted boring to him.
WWE wants more Touts and Vince now has a Twitter account.
Big Show/Orton/Sheamus defeated 3MB
Zeb and Swagger gave a "We The People" promo
Ziggler beats Bryan.
HBK spoke to Triple H and said he'll be at Mania in HHH's corner. Heyman says Lesnar is going to give a huge beating at Mania.
THE CRANKY VINCE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS BACK?!
Corndad
04-01-2013, 09:27 PM
Sounds like a Mark Henry Squash match if you ask me.
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:27 PM
He's gonna have a One-on-One match.....with DA UNDERTAKA!
Droford
04-01-2013, 09:28 PM
Ryder is gonna draw Huge at the Indy events after he is let go. lol Poor guy.
TNA is calling
Ryder vs Robbie E..
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:28 PM
did i see Kurt Angle in this?
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:28 PM
lol. "Undertaker eviscerates CM Punk next"
What!?!? :lol:
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:29 PM
TNA is calling
Ryder vs Robbie E..
Ryder vs Bully Ray for the TNA World Title.
With Brooke in Ryder's corner.
I bet Santino vs. Mark is next.
Followed by a Ryback staredown.
Droford
04-01-2013, 09:29 PM
lol. "Undertaker eviscerates CM Punk next"
What!?!? :lol:
Undertaker buries them alive..but not before he eviscerates them
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:29 PM
Ryder vs Bully Ray for the TNA World Title.
With Brooke in Ryder's corner.
The biggest World Title match in TNA history.
Droford
04-01-2013, 09:30 PM
# of peeps in the WWE universe that know what eviscerate means?
ClockShot
04-01-2013, 09:30 PM
Diddy's performing?
Good god.
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:31 PM
The biggest World Title match in TNA history.
You know it'd happen.
Ryder would be known in TNA as "Ralph Ryder".
Volare
04-01-2013, 09:31 PM
SOMBODY GON GET DEY WIG SPLIT!!
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:31 PM
Santino about to job hard.
THAT'S WHAT HE DOES!
Droford
04-01-2013, 09:31 PM
Sounds like a Mark Henry Squash match if you ask me.
Winner Winner Fried Chicken Dinner
ClockShot
04-01-2013, 09:32 PM
My night just got a little bit better.
Droford
04-01-2013, 09:32 PM
Mark should have bent the bar like his shirt says he does
Volare
04-01-2013, 09:32 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538944_10200845328446292_1351779460_n.jpg
blak23
04-01-2013, 09:33 PM
still love santino
I think Mark Henry just tore a quad.
Evil Vito
04-01-2013, 09:34 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Mark Henry killing things is always fun.</font>
Droford
04-01-2013, 09:34 PM
word on the street is this match is ugly
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:35 PM
lol Santino deserves better, dammit.
Droford
04-01-2013, 09:35 PM
that came out awkwardly
blak23
04-01-2013, 09:35 PM
pause
Volare
04-01-2013, 09:36 PM
Wow.....THAT THERE WAS A KINDA GAY
"No one wants to put their hands on you like I do, and you want to put your hands on me."
This just took a turn.
blak23
04-01-2013, 09:36 PM
Santino deserves better
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:36 PM
Aww. Don't tell me Ryback is about to beat down Santino instead. Total heel move.
haha that is classic.
And anyone who says those are piped in chants are kidding themselves
Frank Drebin
04-01-2013, 09:37 PM
"nobody wants to put hands on you like I do, and I know you want to put yours on me"
That could be an R Kelly lyric
Cool King
04-01-2013, 09:37 PM
I like how Ryback inflicted pain on a good guy in order to inflict pain on a bad guy.
Ryback is such a good guy.
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 09:37 PM
"No one wants to put their hands on you like I do, and you want to put your hands on me."
This just took a turn.
This just got good.
Zeb's first match ever...
...
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:37 PM
lol. That works.
ClockShot
04-01-2013, 09:38 PM
Grandpa's gonna fight Del Rio.
This I gotta see.
Swagger attacks Ricardo, Del Rio runs off to save him, Zeb wins by countout.
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
The Sheamus look like orange drink but still I respect him
Frank Drebin
04-01-2013, 09:39 PM
Does Zeb get pepper spray?
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
Zack Ryder better than Shawn Michaels. April fool day
Frank Drebin
04-01-2013, 09:41 PM
Also, with his son being a hand itself, it isn't really cool for Mark Henry to be talking about hands like they are just objects we hold things with.
lol @ verbally eviscerates
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 09:41 PM
I'm about to eviscerate this ham.
Cool King
04-01-2013, 09:41 PM
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
Zack Ryder better than Shawn Michaels. April fool day
lol.
ClockShot
04-01-2013, 09:42 PM
Oh, Taker verbally eviscerates CM Punk.
Well, I guess that's safe for cable TV.
rockman725
04-01-2013, 09:42 PM
Wasn't HBK supposed to be in HHH's corner at SummerSlam before Brock broke his arm? This could be the turn people thought was coming there.
At some point all this "HBK in HHH's corner" has to result in HBK turning his back on HHH and a match between the two, no?
I mean, come on!
As far as I'm concerned, there's enough there for the rumored final encounter between HBK & HHH at next year's WM.
I'm thinking of the possibility where HHH loses on account of HBK, to which HHH disappears for almost a year and comes back unexpectedly next February/March saying that he's been miserable since his loss and his retirement was not caused by Heyman, not by Lesnar, but by HBK. Hell, I would love it for Stephanie to get on there and show pictures of a grumpy miserable HHH at birthdays, holidays, etc... They could have the first ever "Retired Wrestler" vs. "Retired Wrestler" unsanctioned match and in wrestling, that works.
A few weeks ago, I read that they wanted to put someone in HHH's corner...Stephanie & Vince I believe, to which I figured he has to win, but now, I'm not too sure.
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:42 PM
lol damn
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:43 PM
Aww. Only a verbal evisceration. How misleading.
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:43 PM
This Punk/Undertaker lead-up to WrestleMania, I don't know. It's been kinda...I don't even know how to describe it.
It hasn't been Taker/HHH or Taker/HBK, let's put it that way.
Frank Drebin
04-01-2013, 09:44 PM
I'm about to eviscerate this ham.
verbally?
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:44 PM
LOL was that audio of Ricardo getting fucked?
WTF was all that yelling?
KyleEmmott
04-01-2013, 09:45 PM
This Punk/Undertaker lead-up to WrestleMania, I don't know. It's been kinda...I don't even know how to describe it.
It hasn't been Taker/HHH or Taker/HBK, let's put it that way.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:45 PM
Hell, I would love it for Stephanie to get on there and show pictures of a grumpy miserable HHH at birthdays, holidays, etc...
:lol:
Volare
04-01-2013, 09:45 PM
Who the fuck is that Dutch Mantell guy anyways?
Frank Drebin
04-01-2013, 09:45 PM
Zeb's ring gear is da shit!
Volare
04-01-2013, 09:46 PM
LOL was that audio of Ricardo getting fucked?
WTF was all that yelling?
Hornswoggle was ass raping him but the camera didn't catch it from under the ring.
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:46 PM
Aww. Only a verbal evisceration. How misleading.
Maybe it will lead to a evisceration match at mania.
Volare
04-01-2013, 09:46 PM
Zeb's ring gear is da shit!
Believe In Der Shield!
Bele Der Sheld!
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:47 PM
Nothing screams "Undertaker" like a good verbal evisceration.
Frank Drebin
04-01-2013, 09:47 PM
This Punk/Undertaker lead-up to WrestleMania, I don't know. It's been kinda...I don't even know how to describe it.
It hasn't been Taker/HHH or Taker/HBK, let's put it that way.
Doesn't seem like Punk can beat 'Taker. We felt those guys could. When was the last time Punk won a match clean anyway?
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:47 PM
Maybe it will lead to a evisceration match at mania.
Guest referee: E-Viscera
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:48 PM
Nothing screams "Undertaker" like a good verbal evisceration.
The way WWE is promoting this "evisceration", it would seem Undertaker is going to publicly reprimand Punk lol.
Sit Punk on a chair, and have Taker be all like "Do you realize what you've done? Do you?! You should be ashamed!"
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 09:49 PM
Did they speed up Del Rio's theme?
Cool King
04-01-2013, 09:49 PM
I want a gif of that man.
The first guy in the crowd that the camera went too.
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:50 PM
Guest referee: E-Viscera
Which is Viscera reffing over Skype
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:51 PM
Ricardo is probably going to turn on Del Rio at WM29, help Swagger win the WHC and apply for citizenship.
Alberto Del Rio has a family dammit!
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 09:52 PM
Absolutely he deserves this.
-JBL
Savio
04-01-2013, 09:52 PM
lol at the camera man giving Colter the weapon.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 09:52 PM
Which is Viscera reffing over Skype
It's a social streak smackdown!!!
Cool King
04-01-2013, 09:52 PM
"WWE - Bringing The South, To You"
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:52 PM
LOL look at the fans behind all the action taking place in the ring. They're all just watching what's happening, showing no emotion.
el bobbo
04-01-2013, 09:53 PM
Is this racist? I can't figure that out.
Frank Drebin
04-01-2013, 09:53 PM
Zeb got one good smack on the rear there. TAKE THAT!!
Frank Drebin
04-01-2013, 09:53 PM
lol at the camera man giving Colter the weapon.
:lol:
Volare
04-01-2013, 09:53 PM
JBL the voice of reason...I love it!!
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:54 PM
The two white guys whipping on the Mexican.
Geez. WWE pushing the envelope.
Frank Drebin
04-01-2013, 09:55 PM
Which is Viscera reffing over Skype
Whenever Big Vis gets mentioned, this clip needs to be shown.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0Is-J3s4IcI?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Cool King
04-01-2013, 09:55 PM
JBL the voice of reason...I love it!!
It wasn't intentional, but I read the "I love it!!" part in my head, in JBL's voice.
Keith
04-01-2013, 09:56 PM
SCOTT HALL <S>@</S>SCOTTHALLNWO (@SCOTTHALLNWO)
Punk didn't sell me with that interview. He knows he's doing a job
Droford
04-01-2013, 09:59 PM
lol
Corndad
04-01-2013, 09:59 PM
That woman just juiced her pants.
#1-norm-fan
04-01-2013, 10:00 PM
Hmm. I thought Rock and Cena would end the show for sure. Taker verbal evisceration for the end of the go home for WM?
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