Rasslin' Fan 29's VERY FIRST Monday Night Raw is War Thread for 4/29/13

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

Tonight we get the explanation of John Cena's injury. Hopefully he has to retire.

[Volare]

Has not been officialized yet........

[Juan]

http://hipknitism.com/classes/basic_ribbed_socks/graphics/finished_sock.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

It's official.

[Volare]

http://www.rylandpeters.com/media/wysiwyg/2013/02/CB660_Sock_Pup_19e-626x1024.jpg

[Droford]

MR SOCKO

[The Condor]

And we're off

[Droford]

Big E vs Zeb Colter and Ricardo

wtf

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA at this Triple Threat.

[Volare]

What in the fuck.....

[Savio]

If Big E does not win......

[Poit]

:lol: @ this match.

Ricardo's shirt is getting ripped off.

[Corndad]

Zeb is winning this.

[Volare]

By the way, I like Big E's new theme.

[The Condor]

Ricardo's zuba pants are sweet

[Droford]

Big E loses this SOMEHOW and it sets forth the wheels in motion for his split with Dolph

[Poit]

Y'know, since triple threat matches are no-DQ, there should be a lot of interference in this match.

[Savio]

Big E has Roid acne.

[Droford]

:lol: @ this match.

Ricardo's shirt is getting ripped off.

Pants are coming off too I bet

[Droford]

lol at Zeb encouraging Ricardo to beat up Big E

[The Condor]

Zeb owns nothing but fishing vests and khaki pants I guess

[Droford]

OMG

[Droford]

HAHAGHA

[Poit]

Unprotected head shot!

[Volare]

BUCKET THROW FTW!

[The Condor]

For what it was I sure was entertained

[Cool King]

Fuck you AJ!

Bitch. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[Corndad]

Its gotta be the pants.

[Droford]

Ricardo wins! Uno Dos Tres Nino!

[Poit]

... where was AJ?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: that match

[Jari]

Since when has a triple threat match automatically meant No DQ?

[Volare]

Cena injured blah blah yawwwwwwwn.

[Jari]

PS AJ is lovely

[Droford]

I wish I was a make a wish kid, Id wish Cena would go walk off a short pier

[Theo Dious]

Since when has a triple threat match automatically meant No DQ?

For quite some time actually.

[Jari]

I wish I was a make a wish kid, Id wish Cena would go walk off a short pier
You sound like a very charming fellow

[Droford]

Im still laughing over that bucket shot.

[Volare]

Now is the time to turn Cena heel.... :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

So basically after the commercial we're going to see Cena suck a child's dick. Lovely.

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

I'm guessing Cena will come out with a kid who then tells Cena he wishes he would retire which leads to a WWE title tournament.

[Jari]

For quite some time actually.
Really? Shows how much I've been paying attention.

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

So basically after the commercial we're going to see Cena suck a child's dick. Lovely.
Can't believe the WWE is putting pedophila on tv :nono:

[Volare]

The OTHER 4th wall.

[Droford]

I'm guessing Cena will come out with a kid who then tells Cena he wishes he would retire which leads to a WWE title tournament.

"win a match tonight without doing your 5 moves mr cena..you can do it! "

[Droford]

jesus christ, where was this back in 1988ish when I was dying with 1/2 a heart

[Jari]

Can't believe the WWE is putting pedophila on tv :nono:
It's quite the shift in direction from the good old days of Katie Vick

[Cool King]

"I've just came from Poland".

[Savio]

I'm guessing Cena will come out with a kid who then tells Cena he wishes he would retire which leads to a WWE title tournament.
That = Ratings

[Droford]

the rejected Cena Clones

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

I'm guessing they're gonna feed those dying kids to Ryback to get him over as a heel.

[Jari]

Fair enough for people to dislike Cena the character, the man himself seems such a genuine great guy.

[Cool King]

I think the only time Cena doesn't get a single boo is when he's with kids.

[Volare]

Those 3 kids are going over The Shield...

[Savio]

"Feed Me Three!"

[Droford]

Im kinda pissed off this didnt exist when I was dying in the hospital back in the 80s

[Maluco]

Honestly, the stuff Cena does with Make a Wish is awesome. Just seeing the look on that kid's face just meeting him is great. He deserves so much credit for it and all the time he puts into it.

[Arrogance]

Nick the Stitch is going places.

[Tom Guycott]

jesus christ, where was this back in 1988ish when I was dying with 1/2 a heart

I bet the beeping sound was annoying until you found a fairy spring. Being able to shoot your sword again makes up for it!

[Savio]

Latin Logan

[Theo Dious]

Honestly, the stuff Cena does with Make a Wish is awesome. Just seeing the look on that kid's face just meeting him is great. He deserves so much credit for it and all the time he puts into it.

Very true. Doesn't change the fact that this segment is making me throw up in my mouth.

[Poit]

Those 3 kids are going over The Shield...

By the Shield, you mean 3MB, right?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FIRRRRRRRRRED

[KyleEmmott]

I'm glad no one is booing.

[Droford]

Wheres Gene Snitsky when you need him

[Volare]

Those kids deserve a better crowd.

[Arrogance]

No one's going to make a vanilla midget joke?

[Emperor Smeat]

Too bad Punk is out or else this would have been a perfect moment for him to interrupt. The crowd probably would have still cheered for him though.

[Tom Guycott]

Those 3 kids are going over The Shield...

3KB aka Three Kids On The Block!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They deserve to be enshrined in immortality by having CM Punk come out and insult them.

[Volare]

Serious Orton is serious.

[Savio]

They apparently started in 1982

[Droford]

No one's going to make a vanilla midget joke?
I already made the "Rejected cena clones" joke

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

Surprised Ryback or The Shield didn't show up to take Cena and the kids out.

[Maluco]

Very true. Doesn't change the fact that this segment is making me throw up in my mouth.

Totally...but its only 5 minutes of a 3 hour weekly broadcast for us, and am sure it means a lot to the kids and their families who have been through so much...

[Droford]

Surprised Ryback or The Shield didn't show up to take Cena and the kids out.
Eat the kids and turn uber heel

then he'd die when he contracted whatever diseases they have

[Volare]

BOOK IT DROFORD!

[Theo Dious]

Ok, 25 minutes into the show, we've had a triple threat involving two managers and a parade of the differently abled. BEST. RAW. EVER.

[Savio]

Guys its a 3 hour show chill out

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Remember to vote in the Theme Song contest. Nomination period ends after Raw does.

[Innovator]

I already made the "Rejected cena clones" joke

Reminds me of Game of Thrones last night

[Volare]

Cody needs to drive out in a van...

[Savio]

Ok now this seems like a pointless match

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

Remember to vote in the Theme Song contest. Nomination period ends after Raw does.
Keep your theme bullshit outta my raw thread :foc:

[Volare]

Ok now this seems like a pointless match

ITS ABOUT THE SPIRIT OF COMPETITION HOW DARE YOU SIR!1!

[Jari]

I remember when Cody was the guy just on the verge of breaking into the upper tier. Now he's just a guy with a moustache.

[Droford]

Cody needs to drive out in a van...

Ice Cream truck. That'd be a hillarious gimmick

Scoop slams galore

"rocky" Rhodes

[Jari]

And not even a good one.

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

The first time I've said this in a while, the announcers are making me roll my eyes tonight.

[Droford]

Sapphire mention on RAW as a "handcuff"

[Cool King]

"Geenghis"?

It's "Genghis".

[Savio]

Commentators don't even care about this match

[Innovator]

Cody needs Repo Man's mask

[Droford]

Imagine this match about 30 years ago. Cowboy Bob vs the American Dream

[Corndad]

:nono:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Woah!! Randy Orton looks hotter than ever. He will grace us with his presence next on <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW">#RAW</a>.</p>&mdash; ★♥CM Punk's Diva♥★ (@Cenas_Girl_) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cenas_Girl_/status/329028025125580800">April 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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So.. let me get this straight. This just got retweeted by WWE. Her name is Cena's Girl. Her real name is in as "Punk's Diva" and the tweet is about Randy Orton and how hot he is. Good God.

[Droford]

:nono:

Woah!! Randy Orton looks hotter than ever. He will grace us with his presence next on #RAW (https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW).
— ★♥CM Punk's Diva♥★ (@Cenas_Girl_) April 30, 2013 (https://twitter.com/Cenas_Girl_/status/329028025125580800)
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So.. let me get this straight. This just got retweeted by WWE. Her name is Cena's Girl. Her real name is in as "Punk's Diva" and the tweet is about Randy Orton and how hot he is. Good God.

You can probably sneek some shifty stuff by them if you tweet with the #RAW, Ive seen some weird tweets on the app before

[Innovator]

:nono:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Woah!! Randy Orton looks hotter than ever. He will grace us with his presence next on <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAW">#RAW</a>.</p>&mdash; ★♥CM Punk's Diva♥★ (@Cenas_Girl_) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cenas_Girl_/status/329028025125580800">April 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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So.. let me get this straight. This just got retweeted by WWE. Her name is Cena's Girl. Her real name is in as "Punk's Diva" and the tweet is about Randy Orton and how hot he is. Good God.
So that's Guru Dave's new twitter handle?

[Droford]

Wheres Ted Jr to help Cody and reform LEGACY 2.0

[Droford]

That superplex took entirely too long

[Volare]

Why is this match still on?

[Volare]

Oh look he's Brodus Clay now.

[Theo Dious]

Damn long match.

[Corndad]

WOW. That would have been an awesome ending.

[Volare]

Like that wasn't set up from a mile away.

[Droford]

That was actually a fairly decent match, the crowds crazy for it..all good

[Cool King]

I would have loved it if Cody won. :(

[Droford]

Striker eats an RKO?

[Corndad]

Poor Cody lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Keep your theme bullshit outta my raw thread :foc:

Suck my dick Adamle.

[Corndad]

Embrace the difference of the Bella's Boobies.

[#1-norm-fan]

Randy Orton is the man.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pretty good match that shows they shouldn't be waisting Cody Rhodes on matches with fat asses like Tensai and Clay.

[Corndad]

Realize this isn't Raw Related but screw it. Just saw the Greatest video like ever and wanted to share.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6YgwU37o1xw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

"Sit the Fuck Down, Bitch!" LOL

[Cool King]

I have to say, The Bella's looked pretty hot when they were posing next to the show's title during that advert.

[Droford]

tag match playa

[slik]

Black Ref ain't playin'.

[Corndad]

Who would have thought that ref would change the decision lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Black ref cheating.

[Droford]

Im completely hairless! It is weird though

[Theo Dious]

The Shield is fucking awesome.

[Corndad]

Dean Ambrose's voice is made to be a Wrestling Heel.

[Theo Dious]

Also maybe Scott Hall and Jake Roberts should be the ones to take down the Shield...

[Corndad]

3mb BABY!!!

[Droford]

lol 3mb..

[Corndad]

ROCK YOUR FACE!!

[Arrogance]

srs biz Jinder

[KyleEmmott]

I like 3MB but I can't stand Jinder Mahal replace him with Curt Hawkins!!!!!!!

[Droford]

Crash your party and rock your face

I smell a shirt

[Theo Dious]

Dean Ambrose's voice is made to be a Wrestling Heel.

And his face when the 3MB music hit should be immortalized in a memorial plaque carved and bejeweled in his honor.

[Cool King]

Kane should come out with his banana.

[Road Warrior]

I like 3MB but I can't stand Jinder Mahal replace him with Curt Hawkins!!!!!!!

Jinder's awkwardness is what makes it awesome

[Cool King]

It's Bad Man Ryback and his Bad Man Hat!

[#1-norm-fan]

Anyone else available in the back to come beat down Heath Slater?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

May 19!

[Droford]

Dominos pizza. Continuing the partnership with WWE since they hired Leslie Nielsen to find the Undertaker 20 years ago

[Cool King]

Is this pizza tracking thing new in the US?

Because we've had it for ages here in the UK. :-\

[Arrogance]

Nope, they're just getting paid.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pizza Tracker has been around for like 3 years.

[Cool King]

Did King just insinuate that he clocked his ex in the jaw?

[LoDownM]

Is this pizza tracking thing new in the US?

Because we've had it for ages here in the UK. :-\

No, it's been out for a few years, which means it's new to Vince.

[Cool King]

I see.

[Tom Guycott]

I've always loved seeing these two square off.

[ClockShot]

I'd take my sweet time getting to the arena if I was that pizza delivery guy.

[Droford]

Whenever the heel gets his rematch clause on the 3rd rate show, you know it wont end well for them

[Providence Peep]

https://www.facebook.com/kofi.sarkodiemensah.37

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kofi won the IC title on Main Event.

[KyleEmmott]

Kofi's got a kid.

[KyleEmmott]

https://www.facebook.com/kofi.sarkodiemensah.37

I'll be damned....

[Arrogance]

Countdown to Dolph monkey-flip sell.

[Droford]

Kofi won the IC title on Main Event.

Yeah, but why would Cessaro demand he rematch clause on a random Main Event and not the next PPV?

[#1-norm-fan]

Did King just insinuate that he clocked his ex in the jaw?

Yes. Immediately followed by dead silence.

[Droford]

Clocked Jaw

[Providence Peep]

https://www.facebook.com/anthony.carelli.94?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab

[KyleEmmott]

This is Tyson Kidd's FB..... https://www.facebook.com/tj.wilson.718

[Droford]

Money in the Pinata match at Extreme rules

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If @<a href="https://twitter.com/wweajlee">wweajlee</a> is obsessed with something gold and fake she would have loved Hulk Hogan <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/329042576990670851">April 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[#1-norm-fan]

Still don't remotely buy Ziggler as World champ. He needs to lose it back to ADR and get SOME kind of momentum before winning it legitimately. World Title feels worthless right now.

[Droford]

I just realized this match is to set up Kofi vs Big E so Big E can win a belt of his own

[#1-norm-fan]

I just realized this match is to set up Kofi vs Big E so Big E can win a belt of his own

Or it could just be a match.

[Corndad]

Long matches tonight.

[ClockShot]

Great match.

[Droford]

what th ehell was Kofi trying to do at the end

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good match.

[Droford]

Or it could just be a match.

or..I could be right

[Cool King]

There goes Big E using that shit finisher.

[Corndad]

Big E Next US Champ. AJ Next Divas Champion.

[Cool King]

It does look like they're going down the Kofi/Big E route.

Which has me worried about Kaitlyn and her title. I seriously don't want AJ winning it from her.

Obviously.

[Droford]

I wonder if Jimmy in that Wendy's commercial is Little Jimmy

[#1-norm-fan]

or..I could be right

Or Big E has done this to a shitload of guys and it hasn't lead to feuds.

Just sayin'. Ziggler wrestling the US champion on Raw meaning Big E is about to win the US Title is jumping to conclusions a bit. lol

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Stay tuned for a Brock Lesnar/@<a href="https://twitter.com/tripleh">tripleh</a> video package. Please? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/329045239488708608">April 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

great job everybody

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Corndad]

Fuck her up Kaitlyn

[Droford]

oh god

[Immortal Moose]

"Aw you didn't have to."
"I didn't."
lol

[Cool King]

Ah, so she got my gift and note. :shifty:

[Corndad]

I see she got my hat lol

[Providence Peep]

The diva division FINALLY got interesting!

[Emperor Smeat]

A stalker angle ... when did DDP get hired back?

[Corndad]

You must spread reputation around before giving it to Cool King again.

[ClockShot]

Clark Kent needs glasses if he's gonna look the part.

[slik]

I bet the admirer is Hornswoggle.

Khali-Natalya-Hornswoggle-Kaitlyn power team.

[Droford]

Hell no to Hell No!

[Cool King]

Ryback sounds like he has a constant throat infection.

[slik]

Brad Maddox + Vickie =

BRICKIE

[Droford]

I bet the admirer is Hornswoggle.

Khali-Natalya-Hornswoggle-Kaitlyn power team.

Its probably the Great Khali

[ClockShot]

Wanna see Ryback start talking in the 3rd person.

"Ryback Rules"

"Ryback says no"

[blak23]

Ryback is kinda not good

[Cool King]

Wanna see Ryback start talking in the 3rd person.

"Ryback Rules"

"Ryback says no"

"Ryback needs a throat lozenge".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Heel Ryback wears winter hat in Spring. #RybackRules.

[Cool King]

"My wife thinks I'm at bible study" sign.

[Volare]

ffs dominos

[ClockShot]

Would have laughed if the pizza never showed up.

[Droford]

That pizza came all the way from the concession stand

[ClockShot]

Poor Ryder.

[Cool King]

Wow, he has a mic!

[slik]

I would've laughed if they showed the Make A Wish kids eating Lawler's pizza.

Not sure why, just would've of.

[Droford]

Lol, Ryder is the new earlier on RAW clip host

[Cool King]

Woo Woo Woo, you're jobbing.

[blak23]

Ryder has lost all momentum

[KyleEmmott]

Zack Ryder posted on Instagram today, "Take care, Grow your hair", I'm excited to see his new gimmick if there is one.

[Road Warrior]

take care and grow out your hair ?

[Poit]

What happened to Ryder's hair? Has he stopped taking care?

[KyleEmmott]

LETS GO ROCKETS

[Droford]

take care and grow out your hair ?

His hair looks like Swaggers now

[KyleEmmott]

What happened to Ryder's hair? Has he stopped taking care?

He's growing it out. I would know I follow him on all social media platforms:rofl:

[ClockShot]

Mmmm. Ryder jacked Swagger's jaw a little bit with those boots.

[Road Warrior]

LETS GO ROCKETS

They're gettin swept, Durant's gonna drop 50 on em tonight.

[slik]

Ryder should go for the mullet.

Long Island Iced Zima.

[Droford]

Hmm..

looks like a tug of war

[KyleEmmott]

They're gettin swept, Durant's gonna drop 50 on em tonight.

They'll win tonight.

[ClockShot]

"Ryback going home".

[Cool King]

I've just cracked it.

Ryback's hat is like the Brain Slugs on Futurama, but instead of making him pretty much braindead like the Brain Slugs do, it just makes him bad.

[ClockShot]

Tug of War?

Someone wanna fill me in?

[Droford]

"TWO OPPONENTS" = tensai

[slik]

Tell the world, he's going home.


AHHHH, get the WM29 song outta my head.

ClockShot you bastard son of a bitch poop bucket!!

[Volare]

Why the fuck is this on WWE tv?

[Corndad]

Man kinda hope there is a Bullrope Match at Extreme Rules now.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL

[Droford]

Man kinda hope there is a Bullrope Match at Extreme Rules now.

Extreme Tug of War

[slik]

Greatest. Segment. In. RAW. History.

[ClockShot]

TOO MANY LIMES!

[ClockShot]

Merc Henry.

Heavy for Hire.

[Road Warrior]

How about one more opponent ? One who weighs 70-100 pounds less than two other guys, ok.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What a poor sport fella.

[Droford]

How about one more opponent ? One who weighs 70-100 pounds less than two other guys, ok.
Yeah but more muscles less fat

[Road Warrior]

Yeah but more muscles less fat

Which is always an indicator of strength.

[ClockShot]

World Wish Day, eh.

Better for find me a Toyota to rub and hope Kaley Cuoco grants me a wish.

[Cool King]

We need an interview with Nick The Stitch.

Just so we get the story behind the name.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sierra Hotel India Echo Lima Delta SHIELD

[ClockShot]

The Shield vs. those 3 new WWE superstars Cena just introduced.

Good idea?

[slik]

The Shield vs. those 3 new WWE superstars Cena just introduced.

Good idea?

YES YES YES

[Droford]

We need an interview with Nick The Stitch.

Just so we get the story behind the name.

Probably has had a lot of stiches

[ClockShot]

Braden Walker. WHERE?!

[Volare]

BRADEN WALKER REFERENCE!!

[ClockShot]

Cesaro is already in the ring.

Either he's in the doghouse or creative got NOTHING for him.

I'm thinking the latter.

[Cool King]

Probably has had a lot of stiches

I was thinking that but it's not really a good superstar name. Why name yourself after something bad? :-\

If he suffered from Narcolepsy, calling himself something like "Narcolepsy Nick" just wouldn't be good.

[Cool King]

Ah, Cesaro. :'(

[Cool King]

Urgh, poor Cesaro.

Poor poor Cesaro.

[Cool King]

I would love to see Spiderman yodeling.

[ClockShot]

Cole just gave away the secret weapon to kill the aliens from Mars Attacks.

We're doomed.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Antonio is now a JTTS. Fuck this.

[Droford]

Cessaro pulled Del Rios trunks down there lol

[Cool King]

Cesaro showing off Del Rio's ass.

[Ermaximus]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/325/5/6/fandango_by_cooru58-d5looco.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

Antonio is now a JTTS. Fuck this.

As every mid-carder does after a few months. Momentum does not exist anymore.

[slik]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/325/5/6/fandango_by_cooru58-d5looco.jpg


AMAZING.

[Droford]

that norelco commercial needs the Iron Sheik

FAQ U

[Ermaximus]

If Fandango is claiming to be Dashing, then I think Cody Rhodes should challenge him to a series of matches for steaming his gimmick. Let's say a best of 7 series culminating in a ladder match for the final match.

[Immortal Moose]

Where are they tonight?