mike adamle's **OFFICIAL** 5/19/13 WWE Extreme Rules thread starring Dtts and Team Gorm

[mike adamle]

Tomorrow night could very well be the biggest night in wrestling history. Most nights in wrestling are brutal, but tomorrow we're going to get a little EXTREME with EXTREME RULES!!!!

The main event will be "The Game," "The King Of Kings," "The Cerebral Assassin" Triple H taking on "The Hick" Brock Lesnar in a Steel Cage Death Match!!!

The Co Main Event will be beloved babyface John Cena defending his World Wrestling Entertainment belt against Ryberg in a Last Man Standing Match.

One I'm really looking forward to is Mark Henry getting his revenge on Sheamus for years of his ancestors being enslaved and whipped by Sheamus' family by facing him in a Strap Match!

Alberto Del Rio will take on Jack Swagger in an I Quit Death Match for #1 Contender of the Less Important World Title!

Randy Orton will face Big Show in an Extremely Boring Rules Match.

Team Hell No will defend the Tag Team copper against The Shield in a Texas Tornado Death Match!

Chris Jericho will face Fandango in a Death Match!

And last but not least Kofi Kingston will defend the Jamaican belt against Dean Ambrose in a US Title Death Match!

Also on the pre-show, miz and cody.

[Shisen Kopf]

*THE RYBACK

[#1-norm-fan]

*THE RYBACK

[Shisen Kopf]

On my ipad, too lazy to make it big but yeah, you be right nigga!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

As the only main eventer in Team Gorm, I'm glad to have the headlining role in this thread.

[mike adamle]

You're welcome, bro :y:

[mike adamle]

But looking at that card, it's def not gonna be as good as last years show. Or the last few years, probably the weakest Extreme Rules card in recent memory.

[Shisen Kopf]

I hate this card. No ERAG match at all. Gay.

[Heisenberg]

Might as well drink piss during it to forget the absence of ERAG, fuckers can't book shit

[Bad News Gertner]

I wonder what role OCW will play in this

[Bad News Gertner]

Slowen Brown's gonna drool on the picture of the rassler he thinks will win

[Mr. Nerfect]

This will be a really solid PPV, I'm sure. My fantasy booking of the card will probably go entirely against what the WWE actually has planned, but I actually think that the opposite of what will likely happen in a lot of the matches should happen.

[mike adamle]

That is something.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Examples:

* The Miz will likely beat Cody Rhodes with the Figure Four since he's a returning babyface and Cody Rhodes doesn't have much going on. But what I would have happen is Damien Sandow help Cody Rhodes win, forcing The Miz to find some back-up for a tag team feud against Rhodes Scholars. That would strengthen the tag division a bit, and it'd give us another face team with enough credibility to take on The Shield when they win the Tag Titles. In a perfect world, it'd be a returning John Morrison, but there's also R-Truth with nothing going on. An Awesome Truth reunion might actually be a breath of fresh air for both men. R-Truth's persona clashing with Damien Sandow's would make for some interesting television.

* Randy Orton will probably beat Big Show in a meaningless match in his hometown, which will pop the crowd like crazy but ultimately mean nothing. I think this is a pretty good time to set up a new storyline for Orton. Recently Orton has had some battles with Antonio Cesaro. Why would Cesaro just let that rivalry die if he still feels he has something left to prove? Cesaro attacking Orton mid-match and putting him through a table or something could be development that could allow Cesaro to stand out as something more than just a foreign heel. A returning Christian attacking Orton could lead to some intrigue there, and heel Christian carries more credibility than a babyface Christian. Bray Wyatt could debut by destroying Orton in his hometown.

* The Shield are probably going to be WWE Tag Team Champions, but I wouldn't pull the trigger just yet. Once they win the titles, they've really only got Team Hell No to battle with. Dean Ambrose winning the US Title is the right way to go, but if The Shield all win titles at the same time it might be "overload" so to speak for casual fans. Work up to The Shield holding all the pieces. Reigns goes to Spear Daniel Bryan but Kane throws Rollins into the Spear. Kane then big boots Reigns into The No! Lock and Reigns has to submit to Bryan as Kane Chokeslams Rollins. The Shield regroup and then take the titles in a traditional tag team match at Payback and then move on to face The Miz & John Morrison or The Awesome Truth after they are finally done with Team Hell No.

* Alberto Del Rio will likely win the I Quit Match, since babyface wrestlers usually do and that would set up for Ziggler vs. Del Rio nicely. But maybe Del Rio will get more emotional investment as a face character if he is the one who loses at Extreme Rules? Let's say that Swagger manages to handcuff Del Rio to the ring ropes and beats him with a kendo stick. Zeb Colter gets on the mic and says "Beat him like a pinata, Jack!" Ricardo Rodriguez then enters the ring and pulls the kendo stick from Swagger's arms. Zeb Colter gets an evil smirk on his face and tells Swagger to get Ricardo. Swagger puts the Patriot Lock on Ricardo and seeing his best friend in pain is the only thing that can make Del Rio decide to throw the match. Swagger moves on to Ziggler, who plays the face temporarily for their rivalry, and Del Rio does something to move back into the title picture. Maybe he even moves away entirely and starts a feud with someone who makes fun of his "weakness" at Extreme Rules. Wade Barrett doesn't have anyone to feud with. Maybe Barrett vs. Del Rio for the IC Title would be a nice change for both men?

Eh.

[mike adamle]

I'd rather Jack Swagger try to shove a kendo stick up Alberto Del Rio's rectum to force him to quit instead.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Too early to have a discussion about this. I haven't even decided what room I'll watch the PPV in yet.

[Shisen Kopf]

Jack Swagger should have JBL in his corner too. Those dirty Mexicans will do anything to win.

[Droford]

Is Ryback smart enough to use duct tape?

[Droford]

Maybe ryback will bust out a vat if crazy glue and glue Cena to the mat where he'll still be stuck tomorrow night on Raw.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Use it? He can't even spell it.

[Droford]

Del Rio outsmarts swagger by only speaking Spanish. swagger is pissed and gets on the mic "speak English! Say it n English! Say I quit..."

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It only counts if you say I Quit when you are in a move or about to be attacked. The Miz said "say I quit" 1000 times to Cena and they didn't end the match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bed room with PC or Living room hooked up to a laptop/tv? Suggestions?

[Droford]

It only counts if you say I Quit when you are in a move or about to be attacked. The Miz said "say I quit" 1000 times to Cena and they didn't end the match.

m still living in fantasy land where del Rio only speaks Spanish during the match nd thus could never say "I quit"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Zeb Colter made a reference on SmackDown to Del Rio saying it in his native tongue if he wants. So I think Spanish would count.

[Dark One]

Del Rio outsmarts swagger by only speaking Spanish. swagger is pissed and gets on the mic "speak English! Say it n English! Say I quit..."

Oh god damnit, this is exactly what's going to happen.

[mike adamle]

I hope this I quit match is better than the one John Cena and The Miz had.

[mike adamle]

I'm a little disappointed in the lack of stipulations this year. It's Extreme Rules, every match is supposed to be extreme. Unless they give them stips last minute Fandango-Jericho, Ambrose-Kingston, and Miz-Rhodes are all regular matches.

[Shisen Kopf]

It's gonna be gormless so let's hope the Team Gorm sign make sit on TV

[mike adamle]

I'm gonna cry myself to sleep if Team Gorm doesn't get on tv

[Volare]

http://www.wrestlinglol.com/images/brock-lesnar-comments-on-ryback-3859.jpg

[Shadrick]

Shouts to Kofi for this being the first time I remember his prematch picture not having his big ass cheesy smile on it.

[Bad News Gertner]

Team Gorm is gonna be famous tonight!!!!

[mike adamle]

As if we aren't already

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm not too sure about you lower ranked gormites, but as the main eventer of the stable, I'm certainly famous

#TeamGorm

[Bad News Gertner]

Us 3 Star Posters need to stick together

[Shisen Kopf]

Us 3 Star Posters need to stick together

I woulda been a 3 star poster by now if it wasn't for Owenbrown :(

[Shisen Kopf]

Anyway, doesn't matter about that really. I was a rajah legend and now I am the greatest poster ever at the tee pee dub dub.

[MoFo]

Shisen I don't know whether to tape this, should I tape this?

[Bad News Gertner]

Definite tape to see the Team Gorm sign

[mike adamle]

I'm hoping Big Show defeats Randy Orton tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

Assuming Ryback loses tonight, what's the next logical step for him?

He'd have lost every big ppv match since the Punk feud and if the dirtsheets are correct, his feud with Cena wasn't planned to go beyond a single ppv match.

A US/IC feud would make sense but neither belt has any real status or "prestige" to benfit Ryback unless they rebuilt it along with Ryback's star potential again.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They'll probably have Ryback wrestle John Cena at the next three PPVs.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It really wouldn't surprise me to see a draw in the title match and the Steel Cage Match close the show.

[Ermaximus]

I guess I will join you all this evening. Until the main event anyways.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really don't care for Cena vs. Ryback. Since his heel turn, all Ryback has really done is kind of look at Cena. He hit him with a chair in the leg once, but it kind of feels like he should be far more vicious. I've actually got no clue where I would go with Ryback. Maybe he'll move onto a feud with Sheamus? Seeing those two men beat the crap out of each other would be...well, boring, but I'm sure others might enjoy it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They could have Cena hurt Ryback to need to beat him. Give Ryback some time off and really work out where you want that character to go. He sort of feels like he's in a similar (if far higher profile) spot as Jack Swagger was last year.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Could see Ryback winning the title and becoming a Paul Heyman Guy also, to be honest. Actually got no clue where they are going with him.

[mike adamle]

Maybe they'll have Sin Cara interfere in the Last Man Standing match, attacking both men leading to a draw and setting up a triple threat match at the next PPV.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I could definitely see them having Mark Henry do that. He lays out Cena and Ryback after losing to Sheamus, because "That's what I do!" Cena vs. Ryback vs. Henry vs. Sheamus at Payback.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm not really sure if I'm going to watch. I think I'm only really interested in seeing the two main events so dunno if its worth sitting through the rest for them.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I actually think a few characters currently featured on WWE TV could use a bit of a break. Just allow the guys to rest their bodies up and bring them back when needed. It's nothing to do with their performance and that sort of thing, but if it were a movie, I'd just feel it was time that they were "killed off." You have some acts that really have a lot of forward steam, but you have a few that are just hanging around because -- well, that's what they do.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really want to see Chris Jericho vs. Fandango, Del Rio vs. Swagger, Dean Ambrose vs. Kingston and Hell No vs. The Shield.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've got no clue what it is about Jericho vs. Fandango, but I really think they can tell a memorable story over the course of a few months. Jericho could realistically get a win back here and remind people that he is Chris fucking Jericho, but they should maybe do a "wheel spin" on the pre-show with Santino Marella and Mick Foley, which leads to some hardcore stipulation being named for Jericho vs. Fandango that bars disqualifications. Jericho gets Fandango in the Walls of Jericho but then Summer Rae attacks Jericho, breaking the hold and leaving Jericho open for Johnny Curtis to finish him off and get two straight PPV wins against Jericho.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Are the crowd still going mental for Fandango or is that all over now? I'm retired to strictly PPV-only viewing of WWE now.

[Wishbone]

Just a quick question gents, but the PPV starts in 30 minutes correct?

[Mr. Nerfect]

They're not mental for him. The WWE tried to bottle that lightning and as a result all that is left is something the WWE tells us is a trend. People still "Fandango" in the crowd, but it's usually the sort of people that would buy John Cena t-shirts.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yes, Wishbone, good sir.

[Wishbone]

Not sure why but I'm actually pretty hyped for tonight.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've been digging Fandango as a character this week, though. He's a smart heel, which I like. When this whole fad with him started, he should have just talked about how late everyone is to the party and he has been Fandangoing for however long he has been alive. Give him an "it's about time" attitude about it, like of course he was going to be a sensation.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It will be a good show, I think. As I said earlier, I think the booking will be wheel-spinning, for the most part, and I think that will leave the show in "well, that was good, but nothing really happened" territory. The most satisfying outcomes will probably take place in the Steel Cage Match (since Brock and Triple H will probably destroy each other) and in some of the mid-card title changes.

[Nicky Fives]

Pre-show pretty good so far, but shouldn't Titus O'Neil be looking forward to the Tag Title Match.....

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kingston vs. Ambrose will hopefully show us just what those guys can do. Ambrose might actually be one of the more memorable US Champions in WWE history, given just how interesting The Shield are. That will only do wonders for him.

[Ermaximus]

Honestly, just have Lesnar beat HHH and then run out and destroy Cena and Ryback.

[mike adamle]

I'm gonna feel real bad for Kofi if he loses tonight though. He's not even a transitional world champion, he's a transitional United States champion, how sad.

[XL]

Somebody PM/rep me a stream when this kicks off. Please.

[slik]

Glad they kept a similar pre-show set-up from Mania.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Totally forgot that Kofi Kingston beat Sheamus to become US Champion.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Honestly, just have Lesnar beat HHH and then run out and destroy Cena and Ryback.

That would make sense.

[Ermaximus]

Somebody PM/rep me a stream when this kicks off. Please.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wade Barrett is good.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Unless Ambrose talks during that match, or Roman Reigns is present, I'll probably go for a shit during the US title match.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Big Hoss Daddy Dave.

[Cool King]

Has the stream stopped for anyone else?

It seems to have stopped for me on YouTube. All I'm getting is silence and an image of the Facebook poll question and it's options.

[XL]

Pre-show doesn't seem to be working for me

[Mr. Nerfect]

Paul Heyman is such a good on-air character. The WWE should try to do everything they can to keep him involved in storylines.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, I need a stream either via PM or rep. My usual go-to site appears to be down. :(</font>

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really hope they do "Escape Only" rules for the Cage Match.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'll also take a stream if anyone's got a good one.

[slik]

Yeah, the WWE Pre-Show quit working.

Ruh-Roh.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I would have loved it if Triple H had made a big deal of Lesnar destroying the World Heavyweight Title belt. That shit just ain't on.

[Mr. Nerfect]

My pre-show stream is working just fine. They're doing a Triple H/Lesnar recap now.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Here comes Cody!

[Poit]

"I've never felt more at home than when I'm in this ring, surrounded by cold, hard steel."

That seems indicative of some mental issues.

[Cool King]

So YouTube ain't working.

But it's working on WWE.com. :y:

http://www.wwe.com/inside/livestream

[Mr. Nerfect]

Josh Mathews has his iPhone out as he is doing commentary.

[slik]

Thank you Cool King

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Miz will win this match, but Cody should.

[Immortal Moose]

Ha, made it before the match is over. chkdsk wouldn't let me cancel:mad:

[slik]

I think this has the potential to be an excellent B show.

Anyone else agree?

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz is a star. Cody is boring. Put over the guy with potential.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Charles Robinson referenced by name! Yes!

[shadowfoxrz]

would love a stream please :) My usual isnt working :'(

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I've decided to stay and post for the ppv you guys. You lucky bastards.

[#1-norm-fan]

This card has gotten shit on a bit much. I think it's pretty fucking solid. Not as good as last years' but good.

[XL]

YouTube came back to life. Also, thank you to slik for the stream.

[Poit]

Josh Mathews has his iPhone out as he is doing commentary.

Reminds me of Cole & Josh on their iPads while doing NXT commentary.

[slik]

slik's official predictions:

Pre-Show: Miz


Del Rio over Swagger
Lesnar over HHH
Ryback over Cena
Sheamus over Henry
Orton over Show
Fandango over Jericho
Ambrose over Kingston
Shield over Hell No

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Miz picks up the win with a Figure Four.

[Nicky Fives]

Tony Dawson is not a very good commentator.... I want the return of Striker & Mathews

[Poit]

I sorta wanted to see Cody use the Figure Four in that match - it'd be a nice touch for the commentators to mention him using it in the past.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

It should def be Roman Reigns getting the singles push out of the shield.

[slik]

I'm 1 out of 9 so far

[Mr. Nerfect]

My predictions are:

* The Miz over Cody Rhodes.

* Fandango over Jericho.

* Ambrose over Kingston.

* The Shield over Team Hell No.

* Orton over Show.

* Sheamus over Henry.

* Del Rio over Swagger.

* Lesnar over Triple H.

* Cena over Ryback.

[Poit]

It's mark out fan!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I sorta wanted to see Cody use the Figure Four in that match - it'd be a nice touch for the commentators to mention him using it in the past.

I was hoping Rhodes would bring that up on commentary on SmackDown.

[slik]

Noid, we agree on everything except Cena/Ryback

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like how you get the announcers coming out on the pre-show and get to hear the massive pops they get.

[Nicky Fives]

Foley didn't answer Renee's question! #drainbamage

[Mr. Nerfect]

Noid, we agree on everything except Cena/Ryback

I could see Henry beating Sheamus or Ryback and Cena going to a draw. Can't really see Ryback as WWE Champion though. :-\

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really think Wade Barrett would make a great no-nonsense babyface.

[slik]

I would prefer Henry beats Sheamus, but I see a lot of heels winning tonight and since they think Sheamus the Bully is a face he'll likely win.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think you might be right.

[slik]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cool King]

The stage sort of reminds me of the Insurrextion stage.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jericho and Fandango starting off.

[slik]

Summer Rae's dress is barely tvpg

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This bitch with fandango is pretty tidy. She some Nxt bird or something?

[Nicky Fives]

I love Summer Rae.... she isn't terrible in the ring on NXT either....reminds me of Michelle McCool.....

[Heisenberg]

damn stream I have is piss, no good son of a bitch site

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love how Fandango just manages to slip in a little extra feel to be a tiny bit more creepy than the script may call for.

[CSL]

My predictions are:

* The Miz over Cody Rhodes.

* Fandango over Jericho.

* Ambrose over Kingston.

* The Shield over Team Hell No.

* Orton over Show.

* Sheamus over Henry.

* Del Rio over Swagger.

* Lesnar over Triple H.

* Cena over Ryback.

there are 9 matches on this card?

[Heisenberg]

Ok, it is back

[el bobbo]

Anyone need a stream?

What's the protocol for sharing? Through rep or PM?

[Immortal Moose]

This bitch with fandango is pretty tidy. She some Nxt bird or something?

yep

[el bobbo]

Those are some nice pants.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Holy shit, Summer Rae.

[Mr. Nerfect]

there are 9 matches on this card?

The Miz vs. Rhodes was a pre-show match.

[CSL]

oofah

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Ok checked this Summer Rae bint out on google and she's a bit inconsistent. Looks a bit rancid in some pictures.

Not Iginfest Fave Five potential.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fandango kicks out of the Lionsault.

[Poit]

"Ask him!" sign :lol:

[slik]

So much for Fandango's push.

:(

[Mr. Nerfect]

Shit! Codebreaker catching Fandango off the top for the Jericho win.

[Immortal Moose]

Two tipsters matches correct in a row for me, that's a first.

[Heisenberg]

Anyone need a stream?

What's the protocol for sharing? Through rep or PM?

thx man

[Mr. Nerfect]

A loss to Chris Jericho doesn't mean this is done. If anything, it means we'll get a rubber match. I really hope for a 2/3 Falls Match. Jericho can win the match but Fandango can get another fall against Jericho.

[Crazy Nick]

Pretty good match there, I enjoyed it.

[Nicky Fives]

first match, first correct Tipsters winner, wrong finish..... grrr.....

[slik]

WWE is doing a bad job of building heels as of late.

Ryback shouldn't be a cowardly heel.


Fandango should've beaten Jericho.


Mark Henry should be the face against Sheamus.

[Mr. Nerfect]

When Michael Cole said "special guest" I thought it would be someone unexpected for some stupid reason.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

A match that "pacificially" favours Mark Henry.

[el bobbo]

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[el bobbo]

I have a feeling Cena will overcome the odds tonight.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yes! US Title match! Really looking forward to this.

[Nicky Fives]

really hope Kofi loses clean

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Borrrrrrrrring

[CSL]

the way Justin Roberts says United States offends my existence

[slik]

AMBROSE FTW

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ambrose wearing white underneath his gear. A slightly different look.

[Immortal Moose]

Going it alone

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Why is Roman Reigns leaving? All interest in this match has just left.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ambrose handling things on his own like a boss man.

[CSL]

just a former CZW champion in a singles match on a WWE PPV, nothing unusual at all

[el bobbo]

Nice. Let's Go Ambrose chant.

[Poit]

Body armor - still approved ring attire

[Nicky Fives]

seems too obvious that Ambrose will win.....

[CSL]

and Rollins and Reigns leaving = 4th man mayyyyyybe

[Mr. Nerfect]

Crossface Chickenwing. Love that from Ambrose.

[CSL]

chicken wing in 2013 :heart:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The best thing about ppvs is that there's no American adverts of insanely fatty foods making me hungry for a filthy amount of calories.

[CSL]

that SOS schtick Kofi does is gash

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Love how they keep pointing out that Ambrose is unstable</font> :heart:

[shadowfoxrz]

lost my stream anyone have another? :(

[Savio]

Very Extreme so far :roll:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kofi doesn't take the countout win. Nice way to make him look strong. And stupid.

[Nicky Fives]

AMBROSE!

[slik]

YES!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>MOXLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY</font>

[Immortal Moose]

YES

[Poit]

This wwe.com stream is crap.

[Cool King]

YESYESYESYESYESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[CSL]

clean, gotta love it #AmbroseIsMyHero

[Immortal Moose]

Three in a row

[Poit]

YES!

[Mr. Nerfect]

YESSSSS! AMBROSE!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Clean win too!

[Theo Dious]

Oohhhhh nice

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I know giving these guys a bunch of belts is the next obvious step since there doesn't seem to be an actual end game for them, but something about a group of invaders dressed in all black and sneak attacking guys now coming out with big shiny belts doesn't seem right.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think Ambrose could legit become the best US Champ in WWE history. They treat him like he's going to be a big deal and not just a mid-carder they have thrown a title on because.

[Lock Jaw]

Just turned this on in time to see Ambrose celebrating

[Mr. Nerfect]

I know giving these guys a bunch of belts is the next obvious step since there doesn't seem to be an actual end game for them, but something about a group of invaders dressed in all black and sneak attacking guys now coming out with big shiny belts doesn't seem right.

I actually agree with you. That's why I think they should slowly build to all these guys winning championships. I'm not going to cry foul if Team Hell No retain later.

[Lock Jaw]

Nobody in the TPWW Chat (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=109788), I guess it is dead.

[Skippord]

I know giving these guys a bunch of belts is the next obvious step since there doesn't seem to be an actual end game for them, but something about a group of invaders dressed in all black and sneak attacking guys now coming out with big shiny belts doesn't seem right.
they're going to change the belts to tasteful wristwatches

[slik]

I want Henry to win but I think Sheamus WILL win.

[Immortal Moose]

The contrast match

[Mr. Nerfect]

Here's an idea: The Shield could leave their championship belts at home. They can talk about how the physical manifestation of the championships to them isn't as important as the meaning of being the champion.

[el bobbo]

Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.

[Mr. Nerfect]

About two years ago everything clicked for Henry. He's just so good now.

[Nicky Fives]

I like the return of the Eddie/JBL lights....

[Lock Jaw]

Love Mark Henry's theme. Glad I tuned in in time to see his entrance.

[CSL]

hahahaha JBL and the green light comment about Sheamus

[Skippord]

would've been real racist and delightful if they had a black light for Mark Henry

[Mr. Nerfect]

They'll probably do the sneaky "Sheamus tags the posts behind Henry" spot.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Believe in the Shield!

[Mr. Nerfect]

would've been real racist and delightful if they had a black light for Mark Henry

We might see some things left on the mat we don't need to know about if Henry has a blacklight.

[Mr. Nerfect]

In the ring, Sheamus works as a babyface. He is such a fucking heel, though. Put the strap on, Sheamus!

[slik]

Whip him like a government mule Mark!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Since this is Henry's match, they should probably give him the win so that they can build suspense for Ryback getting his match choice against Cena.

[Lock Jaw]

Strap looks long enough to just walk to all four corners if your opponent is in the middle.

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[CSL]

these lights look really stupid btw

[Nicky Fives]

Is it too nerdy that I remember JBL had the green light in his strap match with Cole on commentary, and now they are both calling the match....

[Mr. Nerfect]

United States Champion trending on Twitter. It means something for the first time in ages.

[Immortal Moose]

United States Champion trending on Twitter. It means something for the first time in ages.

I had I hopes for Cesaro as US Champ as well though.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I think next year they should have a Crystal Maze match at Extreme Rules. Two wrestlers are in a room full of fans and have to catch gold or silver tickets.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I didn't get the same feeling. I liked he was champion, but it came out of nowhere. He did a surprisingly good job as champion.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Still would mark out for Cesaro attacking Orton in his Extreme Rules Match and setting up a feud between the two.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like the psychology of that match, but it's really hard to make them work.

[Lock Jaw]

But his momentum was broken! MARK HENRY SCREWJOB

[slik]

I was sadly correct, Sheamus wins.

[Immortal Moose]

Damn, but guess I'm not really surprised Sheamus got the win.

[Cool King]

Awesome, I got the bonus question right in Tipsters!

[Lock Jaw]

But sweet, I got the last corner right in Tipsters

[Mr. Nerfect]

I would have just preferred Sheamus beating Henry in a one-on-one match. Actually, I'd have preferred it if they had done Sheamus & Orton vs. Show & Henry and actually built the tag division a bit. The Shield need face teams to feud with and Sheamus & Orton would have made a good choice.

[Nicky Fives]

that match was not long enough

[Immortal Moose]

Also, my streak has ended at three :( I got the corner right though.

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[CSL]

Academy Award worthy acting right here

[Mr. Nerfect]

Didn't Kaitlyn make out with Dolph backstage at NXT once?

[Skippord]

Dolph Ziggler does look like a grown up Coppertone Baby

[slik]

NO!

One of my friends on facebook is in attendance and just posted this:

Henry is legit hurt ref through the X sign...Getting carried out





:(


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[Nicky Fives]

Tamina eating a banana backstage.... seems a little stereotypical.....

[Immortal Moose]

Someone doesn't like pigs

[CSL]

my that was inspiring

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Correct Tipsters and Correct Corner tapped last!

[Skippord]

I probably could've jerked it to that if the internet didn't exist

[Lock Jaw]

Kaitlyn = :y:

[Nicky Fives]

NO!

One of my friends on facebook is in attendance and just posted this:

Henry is legit hurt ref through the X sign...Getting carried out





:(


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THAT'S WHAT HE DO!

[Immortal Moose]

NO!

One of my friends on facebook is in attendance and just posted this:

Henry is legit hurt ref through the X sign...Getting carried out





:(


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Hope that doesn't turn out to be true.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fuck I love you, Skip.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol Del Rio's picture makes him appear like a goof.

[Lock Jaw]

Should give Swagger a Concussion Causer gimmick

[CSL]

ohhhh shit @ that clip of Swagger booting Dolph in the mush

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sucks if that's true about Henry.

[Graveler]

It's great to know that bullies prosper. Be a Star kids

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is there some alliance between Team Gorm and DTTS as stated in the thread title?

[Mr. Nerfect]

The set really suits Swagger's intro.

[Immortal Moose]

Should give Swagger a Concussion Causer gimmick

It can take the place of the Orton boot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Zeb Colter is such a good talker.

[Lock Jaw]

But it backfires. He gives Del Rio a concussion, but because of it, Alberto forgets how to say the words "I quit". Swagger gets frustrated and takes the mic and yells something like "JUST SAY IT! IT'S EASY! "I QUIT"!", and then he loses because he said I quit.

[Ermaximus]

Which corner was touched last? I had to pee and missed it.

Also, how will the Swagger/Del Rio match work? Will Zeb throw in the towel for Swagger? I mean, given Swagger's speech impediment, I can't see him saying "I Quit."

[Immortal Moose]

lol Zeb going after the IRS

[Mr. Nerfect]

Everytime Colter says "lamestream media" I mark out a little.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Front Right Corner.

[CSL]

looks like Swagger uses about a roll of tape per arm, might as well be wearing 2 Bob Orton/Owen Hart casts

[Immortal Moose]

Which corner was touched last? I had to pee and missed it.

Also, how will the Swagger/Del Rio match work? Will Zeb throw in the towel for Swagger? I mean, given Swagger's speech impediment, I can't see him saying "I Quit."

front-right

[Keith]

LOL man, Zeb is hitting the nail right on the head.

Speak the truth, Dirty Dutch!

[Nicky Fives]

Caribbean Cardinals :D

[el bobbo]

You don't talk shit about The Cards in STL.