It's Kira's Monday Night RAW THREAD now kneel before Zod I mean... Kira

[FourFifty]

What about Benoit?

[KIRA]

"I have a show to run."

WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE AND WHY?!?!?


Its best not to fixate you'll go insane

[GD]

What about Benoit?

Krispen Wah for life !

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jericho's going to sell this match.

[FourFifty]

LET'S GET ZIGGY WITH IT!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

"I need to beat you..."

[Corndad]

DOLPH! HOORAY!

[KIRA]

Jericho doing a damn fine job of making me wanna see this match

[GD]

The crowd is terrible.

[Cool King]

Oh no, Ziggler isn't in his attire. I'm worried that Langston is going to have a match.

[Frank Drebin]

Hope Zigz is rasslin at PayPal

[FourFifty]

Krispen Wah for life !

He might be my favorite guy on twitter.

[Heisenberg]

The crowd is terrible.

I know, they fuckin' suck shit, mixed in with my dead grandma's shit.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ziggler thinks he's The Best in the World! I could dig the World Heavyweight Title becoming the symbol of who is "The Best."

[Lock Jaw]

Nice Face Promo from Ziggler

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ziggler vs. Del Rio is confirmed! Yay!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ziggler & Langston vs. Jericho & Del Rio?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jericho trying to wake up Richmond.

[KIRA]

I knew that was coming

[Lock Jaw]

Cool King's greatest fears realized!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jericho should be able to see Ziggler is not in his attire. HEEL!

[Cool King]

Urgh, Langston.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Langston doesn't interest me. He's funny on Twitter and fine in NXT, but he's just not intriguing yet.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ziggler vs. Del Rio should hopefully get some time and be amazing. Huge fan of Del Rio in the ring.

[GD]

Ziggler thinks he's The Best in the World! I could dig the World Heavyweight Title becoming the symbol of who is "The Best."

If you think about it, the Intercontinental Champion is the champion of all the continents, the United States Champion is the champion of the United States of America, the WWE Champion is the champion of the World Wrestling Entertainment organization and the World Heavyweight Champion is the Heavyweight Champion of the entire world which includes the continents, USA, WWE and the water bodies.


Hence, Dolph Zigger has the most important belt.

[FourFifty]

The number I'm keeping track of is still at 2, not including promos and replays.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wish Jericho would beat guys by using the Codebreaker to set up for the Lionsault.

[Lock Jaw]

Watch this gif instead

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7681/njpwcmllfantasticamania.gif

[Cool King]

Langston doesn't interest me. He's funny on Twitter and fine in NXT, but he's just not intriguing yet.

Pretty much this.

I don't hate the guy, it's just I find him boring and somewhat irritating.

[Lock Jaw]

http://oi44.tinypic.com/331my3m.jpg

[KIRA]

Langston doesn't interest me. He's funny on Twitter and fine in NXT, but he's just not intriguing yet.
Langston is like a whole other person on twitter its amazing he can be so bland on TV

[Cool King]

Cool King's greatest fears realized!!

I'm now worried that Langston will win the match!

[Theo Dious]

It occurs to me how badass it could be if Heenan could do just one promo with Curtis Axel...

[Mr. Nerfect]

If you think about it, the Intercontinental Champion is the champion of all the continents, the United States Champion is the champion of the United States of America, the WWE Champion is the champion of the World Wrestling Entertainment organization and the World Heavyweight Champion is the Heavyweight Champion of the entire world which includes the continents, USA, WWE and the water bodies.


Hence, Dolph Zigger has the most important belt.

I've always thought that. The WWE Champion is champion of the company, but the World Heavyweight Champion is the champion of the world. The Intercontinental Championship consists of the North American Championship, South American Champion and European Championship, so it should rank above the United States Championship.

1. World Heavyweight Title
2. WWE Title
3. Intercontinental Title
4. United States Title

[FourFifty]

Also not counting the app thingie.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/0bGGaFf.gif

http://i.imgur.com/0lIIH7u.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm now worried that Langston will win the match!

Jericho needs to win. People need to buy him as Best in the World for Payback.

[Frank Drebin]

....Vatican City....ok

[Lock Jaw]

Big E really needs to go back to longer shorts on his singlet. He is borderline NSFW whenever he is down.

[GD]

If Big E were to bring his real life personality to the show, it would be pretty cool.

[FourFifty]

Legit impressed with Big E.

[Cool King]

I've noticed that for the past few weeks, Cole has been mentioning only two countries that make up the UK & Ireland when mentioning who's watching.

First it was England & Wales, then Scotland & Wales, then Ireland & Northern Ireland and tonight it was Scotland & England.

[GD]

This crowd is terrible and I blame it on the stupid McMahon - Hemsley angle.

[KIRA]

Big E really needs to go back to longer shorts on his singlet. He is borderline NSFW whenever he is down.


I'm having Ahmed Johnson flashbacks(shudders)

[FourFifty]

Pretty sure that standing enzurgi (sp?) could very easily be someone's finisher.

[slik]

#TeamBigELangston

[Cool King]

Jericho needs to win. People need to buy him as Best in the World for Payback.

Thinking about it now, and I think Jericho could win for the reasons you stated but also to continue with this losing streak thing Big E is going through that pisses of AJ.

[Cool King]

w00t, Jericho wins!

[FourFifty]

Why did Jericho grab the cowboy hat?

[Cool King]

Why did Jericho grab the cowboy hat?

Because he's Chris Jericho.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Langston actually looked sympathetic there.

[Theo Dious]

I'm having Ahmed Johnson flashbacks(shudders)

EAT A REEF!!!

[Theo Dious]

Because he's Chris fucking Jericho.

Fixed.

[Theo Dious]

Thinking about it now, and I think Jericho could win for the reasons you stated but also to continue with this losing streak thing Big E is going through that pisses of AJ.

As long has he doesn't piss ON AJ I'll be fine...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Big E really needs to go back to longer shorts on his singlet. He is borderline NSFW whenever he is down.

Aesthetics are important. Langston really should change into something that makes him look more dangerous.

[KIRA]

How is Roman as a singles competitor I ask because if he isnt that good then I wouldnt trust orton to be able to make him look good.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He's pretty explosive and getting better all the time, but he's still really green. He works so much better with people.

[Lock Jaw]

I have a feeling Punk isn't going to show at Payback.

Not showing in his hometown = Ultimate Heel Heat

[Mr. Nerfect]

A clean win for Reigns would be pretty cool here. Orton is a big star, but he wouldn't lose as much as Reigns would gain.

[Frank Drebin]

memba when everyone was excited about sin cara?

[Corndad]

Sin Cara makes me want to change the channel.

[Savio]

Sin Cara has the worst video

[Lock Jaw]

From Switzerland, let's give him German colors in his tron though.

[Cool King]

Antoniooooooooooooo!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

I don't want to see Cesaro doing the job to Sin Cara

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wow. One of these guys getting pushed?

[Lock Jaw]

Sin Cara getting pushed to job to Swagger

[Heisenberg]

At least Zeb is on commentary

[Mr. Nerfect]

Zeb Colter to manage Cesaro?

[Cool King]

Aesthetics are important. Langston really should change into something that makes him look more dangerous.

Knowing the WWE, they'd probably make him wear a do-rag, a basketball vest, a pair of jeans and some Timberland boots.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro's got nothing to hide -- he doesn't even wear knee pads.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love Colter's conspiracy theorist villain.

[Cool King]

T-Mobile is horrible! - Zeb Colter

[Corndad]

Cesaro!

[slik]

Michael Cole didn't know Puerto Rico was part of the U.S.?!

[Cool King]

I'm just glad Sin Cara's terrible lights are gone.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Genuinely surprised they put Cesaro over.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Don't get why people hate Sin Cara. The dude is adapting pretty good.

[Corndad]

Oh Husky, You've come a long way buddy. Bloody fantastic.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Haha, Cesaro holding his arms up the whole time. :lol:

[Droford]

Jbl is a bit to excited

[slik]

That was the same Bryatt promo as last week.

:(

[Heisenberg]

They've really toned down on Cena's presence on RAW haven't they?

[KIRA]

From Switzerland, let's give him German colors in his tron though.

WWE: we paint in broad strokes

[Frank Drebin]

I'm just glad Sin Cara's terrible lights are gone.

:y:

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope Bayley comes up with The Wyatt Family.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, pretty surprised Cesaro won that.

Thought they were building to Cara/Swagger

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena vs. Ryback does not have me interested.

[slik]

They've really toned down on Cena's presence on RAW haven't they?

I legit hadn't noticed until you just pointed that out.


Interesting.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Swagger is hurt. It's like they want to keep Zeb Colter on TV though, but don't know where to fit him.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The thing is, the focus was more on Sin Cara losing than on Cesaro winning that match. Cesaro's not going to get any more over from it and it will probably be his fault. :( The dude just needs something.

[KIRA]

Don't get why people hate Sin Cara. The dude is adapting pretty good.

I think cause he wasn't the game changer he was touted to be and though he is adapting it took too long for some.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena goes through a table at the hands of Ryback tonight, I'm guessing. Don't really care.

[Skippord]

watching anyone eat a cheeseburger is disgusting

[KIRA]

That burger has heart attack written all overit

[Skippord]

Brad Maddox however is the best

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think cause he wasn't the game changer he was touted to be and though he is adapting it took too long for some.

People want things now, I guess. I still don't get why they didn't give the guy some time in developmental. They still haven't really explained the Sin Cara character to people.

[Corndad]

She keeps staring at the Burger LOL

[Droford]

Cheeseburger on a pole match coming up

[Droford]

Ryback should sneak in and steal the burgers

[parkmania]

BRAD MADDOX FOR GM!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Brad for GM!

[Emperor Smeat]

All those lumberjacks showing up means either a massive brawl at the end occurs (hoping for it) or Ryback and Cena just tears through them all (not hoping for that)

Would laugh if RAW just ends with everyone just staring at each other doing nothing.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Will JTG even get to be a lumberjack?

[Frank Drebin]

Hope Chicago goes nuts for "YES!!" on Sunday

[KIRA]

The crowd finally fucking wakes up

[slik]

BRAD MADDOX FOR GM!

Quoted for Truthiness

[Mr. Nerfect]

Even the shit Richmond crowd is into Bryan.

[Droford]

Will JTG even get to be a lumberjack?

Maybe he'll steal the ambulance in a lumbercarjacking

[FourFifty]

Missed Sin Cara/Cesaro, re watching it to see if that affects the count I'm doing.

[FourFifty]

it didn't.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I kind of love how Cesaro chokes a guy out before swinging them into The Neutralizer.

[Mr. Nerfect]

What are you counting, FourFifty? Spears?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro should "wrestle a bear" on RAW one week. Bring out a guy in a bear costume and have Cesaro absolutely destroy him.

[KIRA]

Even the shit Richmond crowd is into Bryan.

I said it last week I'll ask again wheres Gertner? I want to gloat damnit

[Lock Jaw]

We'll see after this Roman Reigns match

[FourFifty]

Caught up. My count is still at 2.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He can make it a different species of bear each week. He fights a black bear, a grizzly, a polar bear and then goes way overboard against a panda bear for extra heat.

[FourFifty]

What are you counting, FourFifty? Spears?

Nope.

[Lock Jaw]

Sand Bear

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wonder what Dean Ambrose does while Rollins & Reigns are wrestling?

[Lock Jaw]

Drenches himself with more water to keep his perpetually damp look

[Frank Drebin]

hanging out with Droford. Thatl be his big reveal.

[FourFifty]

3.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Orton wrestling like a heel.

[FourFifty]

Roman is a BEAST!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Roman is a beast, but he's making Orton seem as fast as a cheetah.

[Cool King]

Orton there with his crotch in the face Lou Thesz press.

[Poit]

Drenches himself with more water to keep his perpetually damp look

He needs a henchman.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080731180813/drhorrible/images/a/a1/Moist.jpg

[Mr. Nerfect]

This match is pretty boring.

[KIRA]

People want things now, I guess. I still don't get why they didn't give the guy some time in developmental. They still haven't really explained the Sin Cara character to people.

People need faces especially children SinCara is (duh) faceless which should logically have placed him as a heel the otherthig is that is literally all there is to his character the Sin Cara negro thing was awesome bu theyve done nothing with him since.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Don't buy into the "he needs a face" business. He's like a real-life superhero. He needs motivation and villains.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is Hunico ready to return? He and Camacho could make great opponents for Sin Cara for a few weeks.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Antonio Cesaro vs. The Care Bears could be a PPV attraction.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Reigns is pretty comfortable as an identity out there.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Slow, methodical heel doesn't seem his style yet, though.

[Lock Jaw]

Orton spaz face

[Lock Jaw]

D-Bry so crazy over right now

[Emperor Smeat]

Crowd going crazy for Bryan

[Corndad]

Well the dead crowd just got nuts for Orton and Bryan. Damn.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Reigns should win that match by disqualification.

[slik]

Daniel Bryan is amazing.

[KIRA]

I love how those flack jackets dont do shit to protect the Shield.

DANIEL BRYAN IS MONEY!

anyone else love the 0 interval between matches the WWE has been doing lately

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Davenport Ninja is getting the shit kicked out of him.

[Droford]

So clearly its the summer of bryan

[Mr. Nerfect]

Michael Cole with good commentary there, explaining the kick instead of the dive.

[KIRA]

Bryan has single handedly snatched this crowd out of a coma

[Mr. Nerfect]

Love that Flatliner into the corner Rollins does.

[Droford]

Jesus christ

[Corndad]

Daniel Bryan is my hero. Not only is he a boss in the ring. The dude has relations with a Bella. I bow.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Seth Rollins is a pretty good heel. He'll make a logical babyface once The Shield eventually disperses, but he's really good at being a dude that you want to see get beaten up, and then does a good job of getting beaten up.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wonder how many of the casual audience knows that Shawn Michaels trained Daniel Bryan? It's kind of a point the WWE doesn't bring up much.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The thing is, if that poll were genuine, Bryan literally didn't have long to work out this match with Rollins. Or he worked out potential matches for both Rollins and Reigns should they have been his opponent. Plus, he may have had a hand in helping plan Orton vs. Reigns and even had Orton vs. Rollins planned. Those matches will probably happen on SmackDown.

[Corndad]

Loved that Dropkick in corner.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Daniel Bryan's opponents just look good for surviving and getting licks in.

[FourFifty]

Ugh, got a few tabs confused and was posting in the 100k replies thread....

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rollins stealing moves. Love that.

[KIRA]

Daniel Bryan is my hero. Not only is he a boss in the ring. The dude has relations with a Bella. I bow.


I'm just fanboying over the fact that just Bryans music got the crowd up and his wrestling has them cheering he has done what even Jericho (as much as I love him) couldn't do by simply showing up and wrestling the WWE are true dumb asses if they cant see the bank ability.

[FourFifty]

5

[Droford]

This is moty level stuff

[Mr. Nerfect]

CHAOS THEORY!

[KIRA]

the move stealing is an excellent tactic

[Droford]

Tie him to the tree of no!

Or not

[KIRA]

MR SMALL PACKAGE!

[Cool King]

Awesome match.

Simply awesome.

[Corndad]

Love this so much.

[FourFifty]

RK-No... Yea, I already called them that.

[KIRA]

Why cant every match be this badass

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty great match

[GD]

D Bryan is constantly putting awesome matches on RAW.

[Skippord]

Rollins and Bryan should never not be wrestling each other

[Corndad]

LOL at King doing the YES!

[dronepool]

awesome match

[Mr. Nerfect]

Because they don't have Rollins and Bryan in them.

[Skippord]

sounded less gay in my head

[Lock Jaw]

I want to see D-Bry winning matches with other random moves/submissions. He's just got so many that look so good.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bryan and Orton will implode at Payback and then fight each other later in the night I am guessing.

[Skippord]

I missed this opening segment, so now I've only seen it twice

[Mr. Nerfect]

And Bryan will open the PPV to get Chicago all warmed up.

[Droford]

So clearly Orton gets his heel turn by destroying d-bry at Payback in their match

[Mr. Nerfect]

I missed this opening segment, so now I've only seen it twice

:lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Instead of showing this again, they should be showing Curtis Axel bragging about beating Triple H twice and giving him time to develop a persona in front of the camera. He should be interacting with Wade Barrett and The Miz to make people care about that match at Payback.

[GD]

I missed this opening segment, so now I've only seen it twice

So negative.

[slik]

that was a great match

[GD]

Push-up bra! Wooooo!

[Lock Jaw]

F*** Yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kaitlyn dressing all classy for her secret admirer.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It really should be AJ Lee fucking with her to build a Divas Championship match between the two, but I have an odd feeling it will be Ricardo Rodriguez.

[Lock Jaw]

Extra slutty outfit for Hornswoggle's benefit

[Mr. Nerfect]

Since we're in Virginia, I'd love if it were a random Jamie Noble appearance, boy!

[VSG]

Kaitlyn dressing all classy for her secret admirer.

:naughty::drool:

[Lock Jaw]

10 to 1 odds on Hornswoggle

[slik]

OK will the payoff be the Bellas, heel Natalya, Hornswoggle, WAY BRYATT or something totally lame?

[Droford]

I still say its kahli, he's gonna be the new Punjabi godfather

[Lock Jaw]

Dr. Shelby is the secret admirirer

[FourFifty]

Santino.

[Droford]

Since we're in Virginia, I'd love if it were a random Jamie Noble appearance, boy!

What would nidia have to say about that

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright, just tuning in. Have a missed amazingness?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Payback could be a really solid PPV from a wrestling perspective. I doubt it will have too many "moments," though, although the Chicago crowd may make the show.

[Lock Jaw]

Alright, just tuning in. Have a missed amazingness?

Awesome D-Bry/Rollins match

[KIRA]

Instead of showing this again, they should be showing Curtis Axel bragging about beating Triple H twice and giving him time to develop a persona in front of the camera. He should be interacting with Wade Barrett and The Miz to make people care about that match at Payback.

True but I trust heyman to get him over properly so not too worried.

[Bad News Gertner]

It's Big.E.

Niggers love fat white chicks

[Lock Jaw]

In time to see Kaitlyn, though

[Mr. Nerfect]

Alright, just tuning in. Have a missed amazingness?

You have missed the Daniel Bryan match. Kaitlyn's admirer is coming up.

[Innovator]

Bewbs

[Cool King]

F*** Yeah, Kaitlyn!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mxRiFfqclrY/ULUSaloUS9I/AAAAAAAAEOQ/dFJZhIeHtcg/s1600/WHAT.gif

Whoa there, gimmick infringement.

[slik]

Dr. Shelby is the secret admirirer

I miss Dr. Shelby

[Lock Jaw]

Cool King's TV Debut coming up

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kaitlyn's boobs have been the second best part of this show.

[Bad News Gertner]

Boy that brings back fond memories eh Owenbrown

[FourFifty]

Drum roll please....

[Mr. Nerfect]

I miss Dr. Shelby

I was actually hoping he'd be a surprise guess on Miz TV on SmackDown since Kane, Bryan and Orton were all having difficulties.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Awkard Kaitlyn.

[VSG]

LOL this is awesome

[Bad News Gertner]

Hahaha I knew it! Blacks love those big tubby white chicks.

[GD]

Kaitlyn clearly doesn't like black men.

[FourFifty]

AND THE CROWD..... couldn't care less.

[Lock Jaw]

Cool King is Big E?!

Cool King hates himself?!

[The Condor]

Awful, just awful

[Skippord]

I like Big E's shirt

[Droford]

Big e with the twitter swerve

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kaitlyn's trying her best to act genuine through this whole angle. Love her.

[Cool King]

Big E?

Fuck this shit.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Big E. :lol:

I hope this is genuine. He could get heaps over as a nice guy.

[Cool King]

Cool King is Big E?!

Cool King hates himself?!

It's a hell I must live with everyday.

[Skippord]

I'd watch a whole show about Mark Henry and Big Show touring the country and inspiring retarded people

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kaitlyn is disgusted.

[KIRA]

It's Big.E.

Niggers love fat white chicks

I demand you bow to Bryans awesomeness

[Emperor Smeat]

Based on entrance music, probably better its not Henry considering it would have been all about ass kicking and wig splitting. Not very romantic.

[FourFifty]

I think this is the one time where we could say The Swog would have gotten a better reaction.

[#1-norm-fan]

What happened earlier?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'd watch a whole show about Mark Henry and Big Show touring the country and inspiring retarded people

"The Biggest and the Strongest Heart."

[Bad News Gertner]

Gertner is correct once again.

#pulseoftpww

[Shadrick]

I called it. Before Tazz Dan too btw, that sucker.

[Skippord]

I also want Big E to win all of the titles

after Bray Wyatt does

[KIRA]

aww

[Lock Jaw]

Heaving bosoms

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope Langston's got more than five for Kaitlyn.

[KIRA]

HA!

[Bad News Gertner]

Hahahaha Big fucking E!

[Skippord]

that was well played, big fellow

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Poit]

Sigh.

[VSG]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Droford]

Lol swerve the swerve

[Shadrick]

HEEL....HEEL TURN.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, what? lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

HAHAHA!

[Lock Jaw]

AJ put a lot of money into all those gifts for this moment