It's Kira's Monday Night RAW THREAD now kneel before Zod I mean... Kira

[Mr. Nerfect]

AJ Lee is trying her best to sell this feud. Love her.

[Bad News Gertner]

Amazing.

Kaitlyn is ugly anyways. Good for Big E.

[Skippord]

gonna write some erotic fan fiction about this

[VSG]

Kaitlyn's left boob is bigger than AJ's face

[The Condor]

For some reason this is satisfying, seemingly long term booking for the crappy Diva division. No one cares though

[KIRA]

go AJ!

[VSG]

Amazing.

Kaitlyn is ugly anyways. Good for Big E.

:foc:

[Bad News Gertner]

Nice little 2 star match between Rollins and Bryan btw.

[FourFifty]

This segment is brought to you by Be A Star's Anti Bullying Network.

[VSG]

Nice little 2 star match between Rollins and Bryan btw.

:foc:

[Mr. Nerfect]

For some reason I find it hard to believe Kaitlyn has a problem getting laid.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. So the whole "who's the secret admirer?" mystery angle has just been been to tell us that AJ holds a grudge.

[Skippord]

say what you will about this storyline, I am rock hard

[KIRA]

its working!

[Bad News Gertner]

Rock and Roll Buck Zumhofe would approve of this swerve.

[slik]

That was awful.

[Poit]

Big E really needed to be standing at ringside, watching that exchange while eating popcorn.

[dronepool]

I like crazy AJ.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Care more about Kaitlyn vs. AJ than I do about Cena vs. Ryback or the Triple Threat.

[Skippord]

whoever came up with the lamb mask for Rowan is a genius

[Mr. Nerfect]

LOL, WWE production team playing AJ Lee's music as if to celebrate the personal humiliation of Kaitlyn.

[FourFifty]

We're coming, TO CELEBRATE PIZZA HUT!

[Mr. Nerfect]

lol. So the whole "who's the secret admirer?" mystery angle has just been been to tell us that AJ holds a grudge.

AJ Lee, Kaitlyn's #1 Contender, has been fucking with Kaitlyn for the past couple of weeks just to humiliate her former best friend in public. It's building the feud between the two.

[VSG]

gonna write some erotic fan fiction about this

say what you will about this storyline, I am rock hard

Googled "Layla groping Beth Phoenix" to see when that happened and got this instead:


Raising The Ratings
byTheBigLove126©

An hour before Raw on this Monday night, every one of the WWE Divas were called into Vince McMahon's office. They all stood waiting until the chairman strutted into the room.

*

"Ladies, you are probably wondering why I brought all of you here." He said in his classic Mr. McMahon voice. "As you know, ratings for Raw and Smackdown have been down way too much recently and the people at USA Network and SyFy are not too happy. We need something big to draw the coveted 18-34 male demographic back to the show. That's where you girls come in." The girls all looked at each other, wondering where he was going with this. "I just got off the phone with the network head and he has given us permission to do WHATEVER it takes to raise the numbers. The best way to draw men back is with hot, young women like yourselves."

"Mr. McMahon," AJ Lee stood forward and said "when you say 'whatever', do you really mean 'whatever'?"

"Yes AJ, that's exactly what I mean." He said.

"So, if I want to call Eve a fucking cunt, I can?" She looked back and smiled at Eve.

"Like I said AJ...whatever it takes."

The girls all chatted about what they had just heard.

"And tonight, you will be given a long, main event slot for your segment. It will be a tag match with AJ and Kaitlyn going against Eve and Layla. Have fun and remember what I said. You can leave now." The girls filed out of his office and headed back to the locker room.

AJ and Kaitlyn stopped each other outside the locker room and started discussing what to do for the night.

"I have a fantastic idea that will definitely draw the men back to the show." Kaitlyn said to her friend. "And it will really test just how far we can go." She started whispering in AJ's ear, causing a mischievous smile to appear on the small girl.

--

It was 10:30 and time for the Divas main event segment. AJ's music started playing and she came out, skipping to the ring wearing her green ring attire. She smiled at the crowd and made her way into the ring as the crowd cheered loudly.

"You'll be cheering louder in a few minutes." She said to herself; her words inaudible to the loud crowd in Miami.

Kaitlyn came out next to a slightly smaller ovation. She wore her black two piece attire and twirled around atop the stage. When she made her way into the ring, she drew a large ovation when she kissed her partner on the neck.

Eve's music hit and she came out with Layla, both wearing matching red attires. Since they we replaying the heels, they had agitated looks on their face and ignored the crowd until they reached the ring apron. They turned towards the hard camera side, flipped the bird and screamed "Fuck Miami!" The crowd silenced, mainly from the shock of hearing those words and knowing that they were on live television.

The four girls stared each other down in the ring. They were close enough to talk without the crowd noticing what they were saying.

"We have a plan, just go with it." AJ told her opponents. They all nodded and headed to their respective corners.

The match started like any other match. AJ and Eve were in the ring, Eve beating the hell out of the smaller girl. She stopped every few seconds to yell at the crowd, eventually becoming enough of a distraction for AJ to tag in Kaitlyn. With Eve still facing the crowd, Kaitlyn came up behind her slapped her on the ass. This caused the crowd to erupt before Eve turned around and stared at her opponent with a disgusted look on her pretty face. Before she could do anything, Kaitlyn slapped her across the chest.

"What the fuck!?" Eve yelled.

Kaitlyn tackled her and started slapping her upside the side multiple times. She didn't even notice that AJ had entered the ring and crawled towards the two. She looked around at the crowd and gave them a cute smile before grabbing Eve's shorts and started roughly pulling them off her body. The crowd went wild as Eve tried to fight off the two. AJ stood up with Eve's shorts in hand and started skipping around the ring with them. Eve was left on the mat, still with Kaitlyn on top of her, with her black panties barely covering her crotch.

Layla ran into the ring and was met with a clothesline. AJ tossed Eve's shorts into the front row of the crowd, giving a lucky man a great souvenir. She rolled Layla on to her stomach and started to rip her shirt off. Layla tried to fight it but AJ placed her foot on her back to keep her still. She eventually tore the top from the British woman's tanned body. Layla rolled back over and gave the audience, both in the arena and at home, a sight they never expected. When she turned over, her bare chest was exposed to the world. All three other girls stopped and looked at her as she screamed.

AJ jumped on top of her and prevented her from covering up. She directed the cameraman outside the ring to get a close-up. She grabbed the camera off of his shoulder, pulled it in the ring and pointed it at her opponent. The crowd started chanting "holy shit" as the titantron screen was filled with a shot of Layla's bare breasts.

AJ and Kaitlyn stood in the center of the ring and hugged as the other two girls stood up and confronted them.

"What the fuck AJ!?" Layla screamed.

"Is this what you two perverts were talking about!?" Eve yelled.

AJ and Kaitlyn looked at each other and smiled. They looked back at their opponents and grabbed onto their hair. Kaitlyn had Eve and AJ had Layla. Kaitlyn roughly shoved Eve's face into the exposed chest of Layla. The two girls screamed as they were forced to do something they never thought they would have to. As they held the girls in place, AJ and Kaitlyn leaned forward and gave each other a long, sensual french kiss. The camera flashes in the arena were insane. People wanted to capture this once in a lifetime moment.

Once the kiss was broken, they pulled their opponents back, irish whipped them and let them run into each other, hitting the mat. Kaitlyn covered Eve and AJ covered Layla, both in a 69 position, as the referee counted. 1...2...3!

"Here are your winners, Kai...Kaitlyn and AJ." Justin Roberts announced to the crowd, still in shock as to what he had just seen.

The girls remained in the positions they were. They looked over at each other and smiled again. Kaitlyn grabbed on to Eve's panties and slowly pulled them down her legs, exposing her trimmed pussy to the wild Miami crowd. AJ pulled Layla's shorts and underwear down and showed her bushy crotch to them.

"Ready!?" AJ shouted.

"Ready!" Kaitlyn responded.

They looked at the crowd, placed two fingers to their mouths and stuck their tongues out, causing the crowd to start a "Yes!" chant. The roof almost blew off the arena the second their tongues made genital contact. The eyes of Layla and Eve sprung open and they moaned very loudly when the warm feelings of tongue made contact with them. They tried to get out from under their opponents but both of them had their arms pinned down by legs.

AJ was around the lips of Layla's pussy while Kaitlyn went right for Eve's reddening clit. They worked their genitals like pros, making the other two girls wonder if the rumors they had heard about them were true. Ever since NXT, the locker room thought there was something going on between the two. Eve and Layla were now almost positive as they noticed just how good they were at eating pussy. It didn't take long before instincts took over and both girls were starting to like it.

Eve lay on the mat, a look of pure bliss on her face, as she looked at the roof of the arena. She moved her hands up and started slowly rubbing Kaitlyn's toned ass.

"Eve?" Layla, lying next to her, asked.

"Yeah?" She responded through moans.

"Do you know how many people are watching...ohhhhh...us?"

"Yeah." She responded, looking nervous.

"Does that turn you on as much as me?" Layla smiled when Eve looked over at her.

"Yeah." She smiled big and closed her eyes

Both girls grabbed onto their dominators and flipped them around, now on top of them. They both grabbed onto the tops of the girls and looked at the crowd. Layla held her thumb up and asked the crowd, "Should we!?" Another "Yes!" chant broke out which caused them to tear the tops from their bodies.

AJ and Kaitlyn both laughed as their breasts were exposed. Eve slowly pulled her face into Kaitlyn's large chest and started licking every bit of skin she could find. Layla was busy pinching and squeezing at AJ's petite tits and hard, pointy nipples.

"Eve next! Eve next!" The crowd chanted, upset that only Eve had her breasts covered.

Layla, being quick, jumped off of AJ and crawled towards her partner. She slid her hands under her shirt and slowly lifted them up until her voluptuous breasts slipped out. She started parading around the ring, arching her back and pushing her tits forward. Kaitlyn and AJ had gotten to their feet and stood tit to tit with the other girls. Kaitlyn held up one finger and said, "I'll be right back." She started running to back, her breasts flopping around as the crowd cheered on.

AJ, Layla and Eve stood in the ring and watched Kaitlyn run away. Not knowing what else to do, Eve and Layla stood behind AJ and each grabbed on to her. Eve massaged her tiny tits while Layla gently patted her on the ass.

"Great idea AJ, this is fun." Eve whispered.

They were so lost in each other that they jumped when the crowd erupted. They looked at the stage and saw Kaitlyn standing nude with a large vibrator in one hand and a microphone in the other. She rubbed the head of the microphone against her clean shaven cunt before talking.

"Is the WWE Universe ready to see something awesome?" She asked the crowd. The crowd was still as loud as before. "That's what I thought but I think AJ is still too overdressed. Eve, Layla...will you do the honors."

Both girls grabbed a side of AJ's shorts and roughly yanked them down, making her the final girl to expose her trimmed bush to the live audience.

"You're letting it grow a little, huh sweetie?" Kaitlyn asked as she slowly strolled to the ring.

AJ started laughing and running her hand across her wispy bush. Eve and Layla were sitting in the ring and removing the rest of their gear. Elbow pads, knee pads and boots started flying out of the ring until they were completely nude. AJ did the same and finished just as Kaitlyn entered the ring.

"Now, I think it's time to get the party started." Kaitlyn said as she flipped the vibrator on. "No offense AJ but I've used this on you enough times..." The crowd gasped while the other two girls looked at each other, realizing that they were right. "...I think one of these two should go first."

AJ grabbed the microphone from her best friend. "I think you've got the right idea. WWE Universe, who should get it first!?" She walked up to Eve and rubbed the toy against her face. "Should it be Eve?"

"Yes!" The crowd yelled.

She walked over to Layla and did the same. "What about Layla?"

"Yes!"

"Wow, you guys can't decide." AJ climbed out of the ring and walked along the barricade, giving every man in the front row an up close look at her naked body. She stopped in front of a young man in a University of Miami t-shirt. "What's your name?"

"Jack."

"Well Jack, how would you rather see get fucked by that big thing. Eve or Layla?"

"I can't decide. I want them both." He said with his eyes locked on her chest.

"They will both get it but pick one." He still couldn't decide. "Pick one and I'll let you suck on one of my nipples for a few seconds."

Jack's eyes went wide. "Eve!"

"Good boy."

She slid the microphone into the ring, grabbed him by the back of the head and pulled it to her chest. His mouth instantly closed around her solid nipple. She ran her hand through his hair while moaning. The crowd started chanting AJ's name.

AJ finally pushed him away and kissed his cheek. She ran back into the ring and grabbed the microphone.

"Eve, take a seat on the turnbuckle and get ready to meet my friend."

Eve did as told and sat on the top turnbuckle. Kaitlyn handed the toy over to her petite friend and stood back. She stood next to Layla and started caressing her backside. Eve grasped tightly to the top rope and waited as AJ slowly walked towards her, the toy pointed directly at her wet, waiting cunt. When she was literally an inch away, she stopped and held up five fingers. She started counting down as the crowd joined in.

"Four....three...two...one!"

AJ pressed the vibrator against Eve's pussy and slowly inched it in. It was a good thing that Eve was holding onto the top rope or else the intense feelings in her body would have knocked her out of the ring.

"Oh my fucking god!" Eve screamed out. The crowd had silenced and sat watching. "AJ, harder baby! Harder!"

The crowd came to life once again. "Harder! Harder! Harder!"

Wanting to please the fans, AJ started fucking Eve harder with the toy. Eve started bouncing her ass on the turnbuckle cover as she got rammed harder. The juices coming from her pussy were gushing down the vibrator and on to AJ's hand. She leaned forward and slowly licked until it was cleaned.

As she continued fucking Eve, AJ looked over her shoulder and saw Kaitlyn and Layla both on all fours. Layla was behind Kaitlyn, licking up her pussy and puckered ass hole. Kaitlyn was holding on to the rope and moaning softly. AJ could see the streak of liquid dripping down Layla's inner thigh; starting a puddle on the ring mat. She turned her attention back to Eve who was arched back as far as possible without toppling to the floor.

AJ started using her free hand to massage her own moistening pussy. She slowly inserted her index finger into her wet hole while her thumb pressed on her bulging clit. She bit down on her lower lip and moaned. She continued for several seconds before stopping to pick up the microphone.

"Eve? How do you feel?" She handed the microphone over to Eve who was literally shaking.

"I...I feel...like I'm...I'm gonna...cum!" The crowd erupted once again. "Oh yes...yes...AJ...make me...oh make me cum!" AJ started licking her clit while moving the toy in and out as fast as possible. "Oh my god!"

AJ pulled the toy out in time for Eve to squirt her cum clear across the ring. Layla turned around when she felt the juices hit her ass. AJ let her finish squirting before resuming her tonguing. Eve was shaking so badly that she would have fallen to the mat if AJ wasn't there to hold her up. The crowd sat in silence as they witnessed, to their knowledge, the first orgasm in a WWE ring.

Once Eve came down from the high of her orgasm, AJ grabbed the microphone and climbed to the top rope next to her.

"You did a great job Eve. Would you like to know what you taste like?"

Before Eve could answer, AJ shoved her tongue into her mouth and gave her a long passionate kiss. Eve was still moaning from her orgasm and enjoying the taste of her own juices. They were so busy that they did not notice Kaitlyn and Layla crawling towards them. Kaitlyn picked the vibrator up off the ground and held it between herself and Layla. The two girls each took a side and started licking Eve's cum off of it while the girls on the top rope continued making out.

AJ finally broke the kiss. "Your turn Lay. Come here and taste my pussy while Kaitlyn fucks you. I'm the only one who hasn't had their cunt licked and I'm ready!"

Layla slowly rose to her feet and spread AJ's legs as Kaitlyn started rubbing the wet toy against her soaking wet pussy. Instead of waiting, Layla pushed her hips back and forced the entire ten inch toy into herself. She screamed into AJ's pussy which caused her to moan loud into the microphone.

"Oh Layla. Fucking Layla." She panted.

Kaitlyn roughly slammed the vibrator into the Brit's cunt over and over again, feeling her juice splash out and land on her hand. She ran her finger over the small puddle so she could get a taste. As she continued slamming the brunette, Eve crawled off of the top rope and started kissing her neck while groping her double-d tits.

The people in the crowd and those watching on television sat in amazement as they continued watching the foursome occurring in front of them. USA Network never cut the feed, they were serious about doing ANYTHING it took to raise ratings. They could only imagine how many people were tuning in; the numbers were going to be huge.

Layla was panting heavily into AJ's dripping pussy. The hot breath hitting her sensitive hole only drove the petite girl crazier. She crawled down off of the top rope and lay down flat on the mat, not letting Layla's mouth lose contact for more than a second. The girls all shifted positions. Layla was on all fours with her mouth buried in AJ's twat, Kaitlyn was kneeling behind her slamming the vibrator in and out of her pussy while running her finger around her asshole and Eve was kneeling behind Kaitlyn still kissing her neck and groping her breasts. Eve stood up and retrieved the microphone.

"Who's ready to see these two hot girls cum for you all?" The crowd started yet another "Yes!" chant. "AJ, are you ready to cum?"

"Ohh...yes Eve...I'm gonna cum real soon...fuck!"

"Layla, are you ready?" Layla nodded and moaned, not removing her mouth from AJ.

Eve held the microphone to AJ's mouth as she came closer and closer to reaching an orgasm.

"Oh yes...yes...mmm I'm...I'm cumming!" She screamed.

Eve grabbed Layla by the hair and shoved her deeper into AJ's cunt as the small girl exploded in orgasm. Layla's face instantly became coated in the sweet juices splashing into her. At the same time, Kaitlyn's tongue pressed against her asshole which sent her over the edge. Layla screamed into AJ's pussy, prolonging her orgasm. The British woman fell to her stomach and moaned as her body twitched in pleasure. Eve moved the microphone to her mouth and let her moans be heard by all.

The two girls lay flat on the mat recovering from their respective orgasms. Eve and Kaitlyn stood over them and smiled. Eve grabbed the microphone again.

"Well, I think that's about everyone."

Kaitlyn grabbed the mic. "Not everyone. You came, AJ came and Layla came...it's my turn!" She looked around the ring. "Hold on, I left something the back. Put the vibrator down...or in someone, wherever you want! I've got something better." Kaitlyn handed her back the mic and ran out of the ring to the back.

Eve picked up the vibrator and licked it clean of everything that Layla had left on it.

"Here you go sweetie." She gently shoved the entire toy into AJ's recovering cunt. She left it there and walked away.

Kaitlyn came back onto the stage holding a new toy, a black sling that held a long, black rubber dildo on to it.

"You kinky bitch!" Eve said.

Kaitlyn ran down to the ring and quickly fastened the strap-on around Eve's waist. She dropped down to her knees and started giving the toy a masterful blowjob. The crowd could tell right away that she was very good at sucking dick. She looked behind Eve and saw AJ fucking herself slowly with the vibrator as Layla crawled next to her. Layla took control of the toy and carefully fucked her while sensually kissing her.

Eve shoved Kaitlyn down flat on the mat and crawled behind her. She spread her toned ass cheeks and spit a huge wad directly on her asshole. She positioned herself and slowly inched the thick dildo into her airtight asshole. She threw the microphone down in front of her in time to hear the blond girl scream in a mix of pain and pleasure. Kaitlyn grabbed onto the bottom rope as she slammed harder and harder. Eve wanted to make sure that she felt every inch.

"Fucking hell! Yes!" She screamed into the mic.

Eve grabbed onto Kaitlyn's hips and forced more of the dildo into her, which she did not think was possible. AJ and Layla had crawled over to them and started kissing the screaming girl up and down her back. Eve took the opportunity to give each girl a stiff slap on the ass.

AJ crawled back to the vibrator and brought it back over. She lifted Kaitlyn's hips up so she could slide under her. She took the vibrator and slid it in to her friend's cunt, like she had done so many times before. It was the first time that Kaitlyn had been double penetrated and she loved every second of it. Layla crawled over to her head and lay down on her stomach. She grabbed the blonde's hair and pulled her in for a kiss.

"I can taste...oh...AJ on your tongue." She said as both of her holes continued being slammed.

Kaitlyn pushed her torso up as she felt an orgasm on the horizon. This gave the chance for Layla to abuse her large breasts with her mouth. The combination of Eve fucking her ass, AJ fucking her pussy and Layla kissing her chest pushed Kaitlyn to the point of ultimate pleasure. Layla grabbed the mic and held it to Kaitlyn's mouth as she exploded.

"Motherfucking YES!" She shouted while Eve and AJ pulled out of her.

AJ quickly surrounded the contracting pussy of her friend with her warm mouth, drinking every drop of cum that escaped her. Eve pulled on the blond hair in front of her kissed her forehead. Layla planted her lips to the neck of the girl who started this whole. Kaitlyn experienced the greatest orgasm of her young life. As soon as she collapsed to the mat, the other three girls all sat down around her. All four were exhausted, gasping for air as their heated sexual encounter had come to an end.

The crowd in Miami all stood up and clapped for the four women in the ring.

"That was awesome! That was awesome!" The chant filled the American Airlines Arena.

After several minutes, all four girls stood up for a group hug. Their sweaty bodies all slid against each other in the embrace. Once they broke the hug, they grabbed the sex toys and headed out of the ring. They collected their own respective clothes from ringside and started handing them out to the men in the first few rows, kissing a few of them on the cheeks. Once all four girls made it to the top of the stage, they all took a bow and skipped behind the curtain as the show went off the air.

Once backstage, the girls received another standing ovation from the entire locker room who were waiting. Through the pack, Vince and Stephanie McMahon approached the girls.

"You four did great." Stephanie said. "We heard from the network and they are expecting the highest rating in Monday Night Raw history."

"We expect you four, and the rest of the Divas for that matter, to keep up the good work on Smackdown." Vince said. "Kaitlyn, AJ, since this was your idea I'll let you choose your opponents for Smackdown."

The two girls looked around at the group of Diva's standing next to them.

AJ walked up to Natalya and grabbed a handful of her breast. "You."

Kaitlyn approached Beth Phoenix and kissed her neck. "And you."

:wtf:

[KIRA]

Care more about Kaitlyn vs. AJ than I do about Cena vs. Ryback or the Triple Threat.

ditto I actually really wanna see the divas match.


This whole ppv feels like an apology for Extreme Rules sucking so hard

[Lock Jaw]

:lol: Sandow in a match sponsored by a Cheeseburger

[Skippord]

TheBigLove126 is me

[Mr. Nerfect]

Three Stages of Hell for the WWE Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Ryback

World Heavyweight Championship
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Alberto Del Rio

Best in the World
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho

WWE Tag Team Championship
Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns (c) vs. RK-NO!

Divas Championship
Kaitlyn (c) vs. AJ Lee

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship
Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz vs. Curtis Axel

Kickoff Match
Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow

Yeah, that's a PPV.

[Poit]

A Damien Sandow match presented by Carl's Jr./Hardee's just seems wrong.

[slik]

lol @ that burger

[Bad News Gertner]

Sandow is so friggen amazing

[KIRA]

I am waiting for the day I can use fortnight in an actual conversation.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sandow is so good.

[Lock Jaw]

No Little Jimmy sighting

[Cool King]

Good to see R-Truth is still alive.

[#1-norm-fan]

They're letting cheeseburgers book matches now.

[FourFifty]

You know the match is going to suck when The King is more focused on a fucking burger.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Man, I hope Sandow squashes R-Truth.

[Poit]

King is longingly looking at that burger, wishing he could eat it without getting another heart attack.

As an aside, when I was in college, my roommates & I called Carl's Jr. "Heart Attack".

[Bad News Gertner]

Lawler's heart is probably saying "seriously?"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sandow should be offended his match is being sponsored by Hardees.

[KIRA]

Lawler's heart is probably saying "seriously?"


:rofl:

[Cool King]

"This match is brought to you by, childhood obesity."

[FourFifty]

6

[Mr. Nerfect]

I do like Sandow using a move other than Terminus.

[Cool King]

I'm assuming that match was tonight's main event.

[#1-norm-fan]

OMG WHO TALKS ABOUT KICKING OFF HEADS! SUCH A HEEL MOVE!!! D3QWOIDNHWUEIFNHWEUIF!

[Lock Jaw]

Steph looking for her dad for 2 hours

[KIRA]

How is Sheamus not the bully in this feud

I mean there are people who are dicks in real life I dont punch them it makes no sense for a face to behave the way Sheamus is

[Lock Jaw]

Vince: "Me? Go to my office? Highly irregular.... but OK"

[Skippord]

so Stephanie McMahon, Triple H, and Vince McMahon are all sharing one office? Real Threes Company situation there.

[#1-norm-fan]

Just read about Fandango's injury. Ugh.

So I'm guessing Axel is about to win the IC Title.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who became the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations once Vince McMahon fired John Laurinaitis? What is Stephanie McMahon Executive Vice President of?

[KIRA]

Fourfifty what are you counting?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like how Vince, Stephanie and Triple H have an office, but Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox also have an office.

[#1-norm-fan]

How is Sheamus not the bully in this feud

I mean there are people who are dicks in real life I dont punch them it makes no sense for a face to behave the way Sheamus is

lol. Wrestlers who don't use their words when someone's being a dick are heels apparently.

Steve Austin and The Rock are two of the three greatest faces of all time. Just sayin'.

[Cool King]

Vince: "Me? Go to my office? Highly irregular.... but OK"

I was just about to post the exact same thing.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The WWE should release a list of executives in the WWE (in kayfabe) and what their job and role is.

[FourFifty]

As a Jew I should be offended by the M&M saying he doesn't want to go into the oven.

[Mr. Nerfect]

lol. Wrestlers who don't use their words when someone's being a dick are heels apparently.

This is why wrestling is not appropriate for children.

[Skippord]

I think it's a universal thing to not want to go into ovens, FourFifty

[Mr. Nerfect]

Someone said that Vince McMahon is CEO earlier. Wasn't Linda CEO? Who is CEO now?

[FourFifty]

Fourfifty what are you counting?

I'll reveal it after Raw, but I will listen to guesses.

[FourFifty]

Someone said that Vince McMahon is CEO earlier. Wasn't Linda CEO? Who is CEO now?

ToVo.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think it's a universal thing to not want to go into ovens, FourFifty

FourFifty did just come up with a pretty good gimmick match, though. The oven doesn't need to actually be on, but you toss your opponent in it and they have to deal with the bad press of offending the Jews.

[Droford]

Who became the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations once Vince McMahon fired John Laurinaitis? What is Stephanie McMahon Executive Vice President of?

Wearing the pants in the household

[Mr. Nerfect]

ToVo.

Good!

[Bad News Gertner]

Segment involving this stupid McMahon/HHH thing

[Droford]

Hollar, if you feed me

[Mr. Nerfect]

There has been no Renee Young yet. I want to see her wearing few clothes.

[Poit]

Who became the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations once Vince McMahon fired John Laurinaitis? What is Stephanie McMahon Executive Vice President of?

Stephanie is EVP of Creative.

Someone said that Vince McMahon is CEO earlier. Wasn't Linda CEO? Who is CEO now?

Vince became CEO when Linda went into politics.

[Frank Drebin]

I'll reveal it after Raw, but I will listen to guesses.

Gonna wait for Droford's big reveal in two days.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This video package has made me care more about Ryback than any of his mic work has.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Stephanie is EVP of Creative.



Vince became CEO when Linda went into politics.

Is that in kayfabe or reality?

[Cool King]

Hawkins sighting!

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm 98% they don't know where they're going with this Vince/HHH thing and are just booking week to week.

[Bad News Gertner]

3MB sighting!

[Mr. Nerfect]

William Regal is a lumberjack!

[The Condor]

Gonna wait for Droford's big reveal in two days.

Bart Scott styled CAN'T WAIT

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm 98% they don't know where they're going with this Vince/HHH thing and are just booking week to week.

I agree with you, actually.

[Frank Drebin]

I'll reveal it after Raw, but I will listen to guesses.

....but ill guess its the number of times we have done/recapped/referenced the opening segment.

[FourFifty]

I'm 98% they don't know where they're going and are just booking week to week.

[Lock Jaw]

Daniel Bryan should go nuts and beat up all the lumberjacks

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... what is the job Triple H took from Vince again?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Glad to see Hawkins will be getting to put his face someone on television too. Actually, he was just on Main Event against Justin Gabriel.

[KIRA]

I know Ryback loves wrestling and is trying his hardest but I still dont like him something about him.

[Lock Jaw]

I'm 98% they don't know where they're going with this Vince/HHH thing and are just booking <s>week to week</s> hour to hour.

[Poit]

Is that in kayfabe or reality?

Both.

[FourFifty]

....but ill guess its the number of times we have done/recapped/referenced the opening segment.

Is that it?
Nope :p

[Frank Drebin]

As a reminder, Crazy Edgar will be joining me on my pre show to the pre show kickoff presented by Carl Jr's before Paypal this Sunday, as he answers all of your questions and gives you the inside scoop. All you have to do is call 1-900-FDrebin

[Poit]

Wait... what is the job Triple H took from Vince again?

Day-to-day operations of WWE, which ended up being just Monday Night Raw for some reason.

[Skippord]

holy shit that noise Stephanie made

[KIRA]

Wow that was like some demon screaming just now

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wait... what is the job Triple H took from Vince again?

Triple H was named Chief Operating Officer (a new title, I imagine) because they felt Vince was unfit to run the WWE's operations on a day-to-day basis. So Vince just lost a little power. I get that. But then Triple H was suddenly running RAW, despite Hornswoggle being General Manager at the time and using Michael Cole as a mouthpiece.

Triple H was then boycotted and the Board of Directors gave him a choice between running RAW (despite not being the General Manager) and being a competitor. Triple H chose to compete and was told he could take over RAW again whenever he wanted. He then became obsessed with wrestling The Undertaker, was still COO and is now back as COO and a competitor and struggling with Vince McMahon for control.

[#1-norm-fan]

"You're bigger than a match with Curtis Axel!" Vince forgot he's on camera.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Vince remembering not to completely bury Curtis Axel.

[Corndad]

Is Vince burying Axel after weeks of building him up lol

[Cool King]

Stephanie's kids must shit themselves when she tells them off.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I know Ryback loves wrestling and is trying his hardest but I still dont like him something about him.

That's kind of it with me too.

[Skippord]

lol why?

[KIRA]

Is that it?
Nope :p

How many times quotes are used... I'm blue skying and half joking.

[FourFifty]

HUG IT OUT!

[Lock Jaw]

HUG IT OUT

[Skippord]

seems like Steph is trying to get Vince and Triple H into a threeway

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. What the fuck is going on?

This better lead to a Dr. Shelby return to patch things up.

[Droford]

Team no chance in game

[Mr. Nerfect]

Now Triple H doesn't want to face Curtis Axel. :?:

[Corndad]

Where's Dr Shelby when you need him.

[The Condor]

This is pathetic to watch right now

[Skippord]

I know Ryback loves wrestling and is trying his hardest but I still dont like him something about him.

That's kind of it with me too.
probably because he sucks

[FourFifty]

How many times quotes are used... I'm blue skying and half joking.

Nope.

[Lock Jaw]

I see Big E took off his pants again to come out here to stand around the ring

[Poit]

Vince & Triple H need Dr. Shelby.

[#1-norm-fan]

Riveting angle.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This is ridiculous.

[Skippord]

Why don't you kiss him while I also kiss him?

[Skippord]

Why don't you fuck me while he also fucks me?

slippery slope, watch out Vince and Triple H

[Mr. Nerfect]

How does Curtis Axel act right now? The poor guy doesn't have it easy.

[Lock Jaw]

HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME

[Droford]

Is the mcmahon-helmsley McMahon helmsley faction

[Corndad]

Cant wait till this Ambulance Intro is over after Sunday

[Skippord]

BIG POPPA RYBACK IS YOUR HOOKUP, because they're both roided out and terrible

[Cool King]

Everytime, for a split second, I think it's Scott Steiner.

Everytime.

[Cool King]

BIG POPPA RYBACK IS YOUR HOOKUP, because they're both roided out and terrible

lol.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena always looks so worried about Ryback, yet he always puts him down and asked for this fucking match with him.

[Frank Drebin]

Just added to Frank Drebin's TPWW merch signing before PayPal, Conrdad gives tips on tipsters, and Noid will do blow and write 10 years worth of storylines.

[Lock Jaw]

Talking up a Lumberjack match to make it sound more exciting than it is

[Mr. Nerfect]

They're trying to make Ryback seem like a coward, yet they also want him to be a monster.

[#1-norm-fan]

The horrible handling of Ryback once he got over makes me terrified about Bray Wyatt debuting. I almost want them to just keep running vignettes and just never hand him over to the writers. lol

[Droford]

Can't wait for the inevitable Scott Steiner signing to have Ryback vs Steiner

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ryback is so forced as a heel.

[KIRA]

I see Big E took off his pants again to come out here to stand around the ring

Somehow the image of Big E taking his pants back off makes me laugh

[Frank Drebin]

zzzzzzzzzz

[Cool King]

Faint boring chants.

[Skippord]

Ryback is so forced as a heel.
also as a face

[Mr. Nerfect]

This is starting to get better.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ryback brings up good points for a few seconds. Now the failed bromance shit starts.

[Corndad]

Someone restart the Bryan-Rollins match to end the show.

[Skippord]

The horrible handling of Ryback once he got over makes me terrified about Bray Wyatt debuting. I almost want them to just keep running vignettes and just never hand him over to the writers. lol
word, much as I dislike Ryback it is horrifying how terrible they've handled him

Although Bray Wyatt is so awesome they may not be able to fuck him up

[KIRA]

actually the opposite problem exists he still sucks Skippord is right

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena trying to sell this.

[VSG]

seems like Steph is trying to get Vince and Triple H into a threeway

Wank off already :rant:

[Skippord]

if there's one complaint I have about John Cena it's that he's unathletic

[Lock Jaw]

So Ryback saying that he will defnitely lose one of the falls

[Mr. Nerfect]

THE END OF A LEGEND!

[Skippord]

Wank off already :rant:
I finished during the Bryan/Rollins match, we're in an extended refractory period right now

[#1-norm-fan]

word, much as I dislike Ryback it is horrifying how terrible they've handled him

Although Bray Wyatt is so awesome they may not be able to fuck him up

We'll see how you feel in 3 weeks when he's jobbing randomly to R-Truth. :(

[Mr. Nerfect]

So Ryback saying that he will defnitely lose one of the falls

No, he's saying that he'll win the first two and put Cena in the ambulance for fun.

[Lock Jaw]

Big E is actually wearing a DIFFERENT singlet too. One with more "coverage".

[Skippord]

Heath Slater's vest is sweet

[Mr. Nerfect]

"Taking your spot" is what this feud should have been about in the first place.

[FourFifty]

Raw is over. Can you figure out what I was counting?

Suplexes. There were six suplexes on Raw.

[Droford]

Don't forget to order the royal rumble this...what..oh

[Lock Jaw]

Regal got into his gear for this as well

[Skippord]

Slater's vest for WWE champion

[#1-norm-fan]

William Regal main eventing Raw! Whoo!

[Frank Drebin]

Also on Frank Drebin's Pre Show to Paypal, I will discuss the Uso's new face paint for 45 minutes with Lock Jaw.

[Heisenberg]

Anyone climax for Steph tonight?

[KIRA]

BRYAN THE MOST OVER MAN OF THE NIGHT!

[Poit]

So wait, if the lumberjacks were supposed to keep Cena & Ryback apart tonight, why did they toss Ryback into the ring with Cena?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lumberjack Matches make it look like the talent has got nothing else to do but be extra bodies. There's something so sad about them.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Regal got into his gear for this as well

It's the little things. Regal means business.

[Bad News Gertner]

Ryback is amazing. So good. Way more entertaining than that bearded vanilla midgets wrestling CM Punk 2.0 for 15 minutes.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Booking at Payback will probably have Cena winning the Lumberjack Match, Ryback battling back and putting Cena through a table and then Cena "waking up" as Ryback is about to put him in the ambulance to battle back and win. I kind of hope Cena wins all three falls though. Give some credibility to the WWE Championship at least.

[Cool King]

Raw is over. Can you figure out what I was counting?

Suplexes. There were six suplexes on Raw.

I was counting how many times the WWE App was mentioned.

It was mentioned 21 times.

10 times during the first hour, 5 times during the second hour and 6 times during the final hour.

The phone that appears at the bottom right of the screen, appeared three times. Once every hour.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ryback needs to start fucking winning. lol

But putting the title on him at this point would be pretty lame.

Ideally, they'd turn him face again after this feud and try to build him back up to where he was 9 months ago and fix their fuck up.

[Heisenberg]

I climaxed

[KIRA]

Ryback is amazing. So good. Way more entertaining than that bearded vanilla midgets wrestling CM Punk 2.0 for 15 minutes.


Obvious trolling but what the hell I'm in a good mood so I'll play

ahem ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH? what color is the sky in that backwards ass dimension you inhabit?

[Lock Jaw]

Also on Frank Drebin's Pre Show to Paypal, I will discuss the Uso's new face paint for 45 minutes with Lock Jaw.

Wait till you hear my controversial views

[Skippord]

the only possible view of The Uso's face paint is that it's awesome

[Frank Drebin]

So, just to recap:

Frank Drebin will be signing TPWW merch at Shoeless Joe's Bar and Grill before Sundays PayPal PPV. Scheduled events will include:

-A confused Ruien,
-Q&A with Heisenberg
-Noid doing blow and painting my house
-Conrdad.......
-Lock Law and Skippord in a slap fight.
-Special appearances by Curd, Crazy Edgar and Mr T.

A podcast of the event will be MC'd by Screech who will forget his mic.

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.isketch.net join room TPWW near the bottom for Post RAW Wrassling Pictionary

[Heisenberg]

I'll do some blow too

[Frank Drebin]

Just Added!!

Heisenberg and Noid in a coke war! First one to start bleeding from the nostrils loses.

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.isketch.net join room TPWW near the bottom for Post RAW Wrassling Pictionary

Now featuring #1-wwf-fan

[Heisenberg]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/34651143/Dr+Rockzo+The+Rock+n+Roll+Clown+DrRockzo.jpg

[FourFifty]

I was counting how many times the WWE App was mentioned.

It was mentioned 21 times.

10 times during the first hour, 5 times during the second hour and 6 times during the final hour.

The phone that appears at the bottom right of the screen, appeared three times. Once every hour.

Pending on what I work next Monday I'll be counting something else... hopefully there will be more than just 2 suplexes an hour.

[Bad News Gertner]

What did you think of Raw Rock and Roll Buck Zumhofe?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Eh_4vcOeF_A/TRIDagxgwyI/AAAAAAAAM5A/TAXfTewSIqM/s1600/rocknroll.jpg


"I give it 9 daughter molestations out of 10"

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/photo/image/2013/06/RAW_1046_Photo_065.jpg

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ryback is really boring as a heel. I'd probably enjoy a feud with Kofi Kingston when Kingston is ready to return, though. Ryback could actually beat him.

[#1-norm-fan]

As soon as he turned heel they made him like every other generic heel on the roster. Same actions when faced with the same situations. As a face he had that charm where every obnoxious heel you just though "Fuck, I hope Ryback destroys him". It's a big reason why the crowd fucking went nuts when he was chasing, and finally got his hands on, CM Punk. There wasn't another face on the roster who would have worked in that role. Cena goes for the "overcoming adversity" charm. Ryback had the "I will rip off a heel's face" charm.

Now he's being booked as just the latest generic heel.

[Bad News Gertner]

Yup, they put the belt on Cena and didn't have anybody for him to face. Should have had Henry vs Cena and kept Ryback face.

[#1-norm-fan]

Not to mention it's hard to buy a monster when you've had him lose every meaningful match he's ever had.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena vs. Ryback was fine, but they didn't need to turn Ryback heel. Or break him down into such a bland character. He should have nearly decapitated Cena and then cut promos about how he is ready to replace Cena as the WWE's #1 guy. Cena could have sold Ryback as one of the heaviest hitters he has ever known and that at Extreme Rules he is going to need to get extreme to beat him.

Also, Ryback should have beaten Mark Henry at WrestleMania. That decision does baffle me.

[Bad News Gertner]

He in yet another feud where there's no chance he'll win.

[Big Vic]

The worst thing they did is make Ryback a pussy

[Innovator]

I tuned out before "the main event". I hoped that I'd look in here to see that Ryback and the lumberjacks Red Wedding'd Cena.

[The Condor]

Wish Ryback would begin referring to himself as the devil again. It was a good couple of weeks

[Ultra Mantis]

Going to be hugely disappointed if we end up with McGillicurtis as IC champ rather than Johnny Curtis.

[Innovator]

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hardees-is-for-fat-widows-650x427.png

https://community.wwe.com/sites/default/files/styles/hero_format/public/be-a-star-logo_standard.jpg?itok=Z5IUCQGa

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Going to be hugely disappointed if we end up with McGillicurtis as IC champ rather than Johnny Curtis.

His dad was the real greatest IC Champion of all time. I'll be fine if he wins it if he says "And now you're gonna see a Perfect Plex" before doing it.

[Innovator]

Good to see Regal out there being a lumberjack. If there is one wrestler who can be a man's man, it's Regal.

[Ultra Mantis]

His dad was the real greatest IC Champion of all time. I'll be fine if he wins it if he says "And now you're gonna see a Perfect Plex" before doing it.

He's not even half as good as his dad.

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/photo/image/2013/06/RAW_1046_Photo_121-2

[Lock Jaw]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c715d8608ed1d4bcb8abb308beacd28/tumblr_mo7k7fWn141s2g8zdo1_500.png

After defending it..... one time!

Two times tops.

[VSG]

Who cares? She is hot and from H-town.

[Lock Jaw]

Planet Houston

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1587318374/Zoddy.jpg

[XL]

I am waiting for the day I can use fortnight in an actual conversation.
Huh?

[Lock Jaw]

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[Cool King]

I thought I had heard that before.

Fuck you AJ.

[#1-norm-fan]

So Kaitlyn is gonna start fucking AJ now. Awesome.

[Lock Jaw]

Good...... good.....

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea1b684409e5dcfa006adab2de3f648b/tumblr_mgqgotBAPD1s3scroo1_1280.jpg

[Cool King]

Good...... good.....

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea1b684409e5dcfa006adab2de3f648b/tumblr_mgqgotBAPD1s3scroo1_1280.jpg

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[Mr. Nerfect]

I thought of the Ziggler/AJ stuff as AJ was cutting her promo, but I had no clue that it went exactly like that. Seriously, whoever is behind that deserves to be commended. This could be an absolutely amazing Divas feud. They haven't had direction much lately, but it's starting to become the feud between two former best friends that it always could have been.

[Mr. Nerfect]

AJ, for what it's worth, is in my opinion one of the best on the roster at managing to seize moments. Last year she became one of the most important characters on WWE television. She's been dialled back a bit, but she gets this moment with Kaitlyn and creates the most intriguing Divas feud they've had in years.

[Mr. Nerfect]

http://www.wwe.com/f/photo/image/2013/06/RAW_1046_Photo_121-2

It's like Big E. is awesome in a way that doesn't play live. He'll get awesome, but I don't know how he can be so hilarious except for when he actually does what he does. I don't even know how to make sense of what I am feeling about this man. So confused. :'(

[KIRA]

Huh?


I was referring to the fact that Sandow used the word fortnight in his promo on Monday

[XL]

And I was referring to the fact that you seem to think you have to wait for the opportunity to use it.

Just say "I go to the cinema once a fortnight."

It really is that simple ;)

[parkmania]

http://www.wwe.com/f/photo/image/2013/06/RAW_1046_Photo_121-2

Big E covering Kaitlyn with the invisible sheet while she lays on the invisible bed for a reimagining of Edge's Live Sex Celebration

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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How do they go through all of this work just to get the quote wrong at the end? A trash? Wtf? It's "you're just trash"

[el bobbo]

So Kaitlyn is gonna start fucking AJ now. Awesome.

That's an angle I can get behind.

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