Tazz Dan Presents: Money In The Bank 2013 - The whole F'N Show

[Tazz Dan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/WWE_Money_In_The_Bank_2013_poster.jpg/200px-WWE_Money_In_The_Bank_2013_poster.jpg





WWE Champion John Cena vs. Mark Henry (http://www.wwe.com/shows/moneyinthebank/2013/john-cena-mark-henry-26124101)
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/thumb/2013/06/_TEMPLATE_EP_LIGHT_MITB_matches_cena-henry_C-hompepage%202.jpg




World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler (http://www.wwe.com/shows/moneyinthebank/2013/alberto-del-rio-dolph-ziggler-26126035)
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/wysiwyg/image/2013/06/20130624_EP_LIGHT_MITB_matches_HW-championship_C-homepage.jpg




Money in the Bank All-Stars (http://www.wwe.com/shows/moneyinthebank/2013/money-in-the-bank-all-stars-26125979)
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2013/06/20130621_EP_LIGHT_MITB_matches_7man_homepage.jpg




World Heavyweight Championship Contract Money in the Bank Ladder Match (http://www.wwe.com/shows/moneyinthebank/2013/world-heavyweight-championship-contract-money-in-the-bank-ladder-match-26127316)
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2013/06/20130626_EP_LIGHT_MITB_matches_WHW-champ_C-homepage.jpg


The Miz vs. Intercontinental Champion Curtis Axel (http://www.wwe.com/shows/moneyinthebank/2013/miz-axel-26128291)
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2013/07/20130701_EP_LIGHT_MITB_matches_miz-axel_C-homepage.jpg




Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Kaitlyn (http://www.wwe.com/shows/moneyinthebank/2013/aj-lee-kaitlyn-26128287)
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/image/2013/07/20130701_EP_LIGHT_MITB_matches_Divas_C-HOMEPAGE.jpg




Chris Jericho vs. Ryback (http://www.wwe.com/shows/moneyinthebank/2013/chris-jericho-ryback-26126021)
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/wysiwyg/image/2013/06/20130624_EP_LIGHT_MITB_matches_JERICHO-RYBACK_C-HOMEPAGE.jpg




WWE Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. The Usos (Kickoff Match) (http://www.wwe.com/shows/moneyinthebank/2013/rollins-reigns-usos-26128284)
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/show_matchup/public/match/thumb/2013/07/20130701_EP_LIGHT_MITB_matches_tagteam_C-HOMEPAGE.jpg



This Morning, or tonight depending on your location in the world, Philadelphia comes to life for the annual MiTB PPV, and marks the return of one paritcular man......


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So please, join me in this celebration in what has unofficially in my eyes, become one of the Big 4 PPV's.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I will be joining the good people of TPWW for this PPV. It'll be the first bit of wrestling I'll have seen for a while but Money in the Bank is usually at least interesting enough to keep my attention.

P.S. RVD is boring.

[Tazz Dan]

P.S. RVD is boring.


This is why Iggy should not be KoTF

[slik]

Always one of the better ppvs WWE produces a year.

IMO, Money In The Bank surpassed Survivor Series as one of the 'big 4' a few years back.

[Frank Drebin]

An all heel WHC MITB match, eh?

Hope this crowd is hot.

[slik]

It's in Philly.

They'll be hot.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This is why Iggy should not be KoTF

This thread could make or break my entire campaign!

I won't even go into how nobody in that WHC Money in the Bank match should be anywhere near a world title any time soon except maybe Ambrose... oops.

[Tazz Dan]

This thread could make or break my entire campaign!

I won't even go into how nobody in that WHC Money in the Bank match should be anywhere near a world title any time soon except maybe Ambrose... oops.

Damn straight. After that shoddy 'WWYRHSRW' (Who Would You Rather Have Sexual Relations With?) series you did, that comment could be the straw that breaks the camels back in your campaign.

[slik]

I am curious to see if the one-year ppv losing streak of The Ryback comes to a close tonight. His last ppv win was the Handicap Match against Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks.

[Tazz Dan]

An all heel WHC MITB match, eh?

Hope this crowd is hot.

Have you seen the line-up Frank? It's an IWC/Smart Fan cumfest.

[The Condor]

Mizark or bust

[Frank Drebin]

Have you seen the line-up Frank? It's an IWC/Smart Fan cumfest.

Hope so. Been looking forward to these last two ppvs since they were in smarky cities. MITB in Philly with RVD coming back should give us the crowd we want.

[Shisen Kopf]

I like Mark Henry, so sick of Cena.

[Tazz Dan]

Hope so. Been looking forward to these last two ppvs since they were in smarky cities. MITB in Philly with RVD coming back should give us the crowd we want.

I'm a very much self-confessed RVD fan. I'm trying to imagine the reaction he's going to get, but I still think I'm going to be overwhelmed.

[Frank Drebin]

Feel like we are gonna get a huge "Let's go Henry" chant tonight.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Damn straight. After that shoddy 'WWYRHSRW' (Who Would You Rather Have Sexual Relations With?) series you did, that comment could be the straw that breaks the camels back in your campaign.

Celebrity breasts are the foundation of my rise. I may need a new plan for this thread though.

I hope CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and Rob Van Dam all bring the case down simultaneously and agree to form a deadly trio to take down that nasty John Cena and then eventually have a triple threat iron man match to determine the winner of the belt.

I also hope Curtis Axel destroys that terrible wrestler The Miz and goes on to have a 7 year intercontinental title reign and then eventually wins the WWE title at Wrestlemania. It's what his father deserved!

[mike adamle]

Philly hasn't been a very good crowd in years.

[Heisenberg]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_full/public/ep/image/2013/07/20120709_Large_WNTW_MITB.jpg

Motherfuckin' extravaganza of competitors vying for briefcase supremacy tonight.

Title matches also going on

Plenty of other shit going on as well

Hyped up crowd that will probably be doing shit while shit is going on

[slik]

The only thing i've ever really had against is RVD is how stupid he looks when he hits his finisher.

He rolls around the ring like he just broke his ribs. If it hurts that fucking much get a different finisher.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I don't even have a legitimate reason for disliking him, to be fair. I've just never been interested in much that he's done. Saying that I've never seen any of his ECW stuff so I can't really judge him completely.

[slik]

I am really curious to see who wins the 'all-heel MITB' match.

I'd like for it to be Sandow, but I'd be equally fine with it being Barrett.

Actually, I don't have a problem with any of the competitors involved winning, outside of Jack Swagger, because he's already 'been there, done that'.

[Tazz Dan]

The only thing i've ever really had against is RVD is how stupid he looks when he hits his finisher.

He rolls around the ring like he just broke his ribs. If it hurts that fucking much get a different finisher.

I've never had an issue with it, purely for the fact he's acknowledging that landing on another human body does hurt. That and he's willing to put himself through pain to win a match.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I like pretty much all the guys involved but not one of them is on "Main Event" level yet, and some probably never will be. I guess the main gripe I have though boils down to bad booking and the general state of the WHC belt currently, with it being no more than a midcard title now.

Whatever though, it'll be a fun match and I guess I don't really watch enough anymore to care all that much who wins.

[Juan]

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[owenbrown]

http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/media/created/6k70qd.jpg

[Juan]

A shitty meme about shitty memes

[Corporate CockSnogger]

What time's the pre-show thing on? Is that still on youtube? I want to see Roman Reigns and his glorious hair. Lol at the Uso's being a "threat" to The Shield though.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

owenbrown (http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=2794) Viewing Thread
Spoiler: Cena wins (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=74443)

[Heisenberg]

I'm down to sacrifice my TIPSTERS points in hopes that Henry wins via my support and the support of others

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Dunno, Bryan vs Cena as the Summerslam main event is a huge deal for Bryan, especially if he picks up the win.

Bryan vs Henry or Cena vs Henry in a rematch as the main event doesn't really have a big feel to it.

[MIZantine Empire]

im normally not the guy who asks about this, but any available streams tonight? I don't feel like waiting for my usual site to upload the videos later on due to me having to work an 11 hour shift tomorrow. thanks in advance!

[Ruien]

RVD RVD RVD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Heisenberg]

yep MIZ my man, 11 hour shifts will not deter you from viewing tonight, check your control panel

[Ruien]

If someone gives me a stream in my rep box I will be grateful. You will probably receive 10 reps from me during the night.

[Heisenberg]

ok Ruien Reaper :wave:

[Ruien]

Heisenburg is a beast.

[Ruien]

Haha. That was awkward.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm not the biggest RVD mark around. Back when he was in the WWE, I got that he was "cool," but I was just never that into him. That being said, having him win Money in the Bank and cash in on John Cena to close the show would be a pretty amazing ending to a PPV. Especially if you have Brock Lesnar cost CM Punk and Daniel Bryan the match (he dumps the ladder as Punk and Bryan are fighting on top of it). You then have the added drama of RVD possibly being a Paul Heyman Guy. You put him in face vs. face matches against top guys over the next few months and enjoy the ride.

CM Punk could also win the red briefcase, because he's The Best in the World and it'd be pretty impressive for him to be the only multi-time winner of the match as well as a three-time winner. Punk cashing in in Philly on John Cena would be tremendous too. You'd probably do Punk vs. Cena vs. Lesnar for the WWE Title at SummerSlam, which is a pretty huge match and could continue the story of who Paul Heyman is going to help. He can imply it doesn't matter who wins, as long as Cena loses and then cost Punk the title to Lesnar, setting up a one-on-one match between the two for Night of Champions.

Daniel Bryan winning the WWE Championship contract would no doubt be cool. A lot of people are expecting him to announce that he will face John Cena ahead of time at SummerSlam, but I think the Philly crowd will hate the idea of John Cena retaining the WWE Title and not having to contend with anyone. If they want to do Bryan vs. Cena at SummerSlam, how about they have Henry pin Cena with a series of World's Strongest Slams to emphatically become the new WWE Champion. Henry roars in victory when Daniel Bryan's theme hits, and Bryan heads to the ring and says he doesn't want to wait any longer to be the WWE Champion. Bryan asks Philly if they want him to cash in right there and then. "YES! YES! YES!"

Henry's all mad, but stands and fights. Bryan's speed and kicks manage to allow him to get some shots in as the crowd is hopefully going nuts. Bryan cuts Henry down and begins to kick his chest, but Henry catches a leg of Bryan, picks up Bryan and backs him into the corner. He takes a second to regather himself and charges in, but Bryan dodges and goes back to the kicks, following it up with the roundhouse to the head. Bryan covers Henry, but Mark powers out at two, sending Bryan flying, but Bryan simply starts bobbing his head with his "in the zone" thing he's been doing. Bryan goes for The YES! Lock on Henry, and even manages to lock it in perhaps, but Henry just powers Bryan right out. As he's getting back to his feet, however, Bryan jumps right into a guillotine choke attempt on Henry, who manages to get to a vertical basis even with Bryan on him, and then clasps his arms around Bryan's back, locking him in a bear hug. It becomes a war of attrition, as Bryan keeps his choke in, but is clearly under the pressure from Henry, who has got the power advantage, but he's losing air fast and Henry drops to one knee as Bryan screams "YES!". The referee checks Henry's arm -- once, twice...no, Henry manages to spring to life and tosses Bryan around into a World's Strongest Slam. Henry takes in the oxygen and begins to laugh to himself, realiszing that he almost lost the WWE Championship on the night he finally won it. Henry hooks the leg, 1-2-Bryan kicks out! Henry cannot believe it. JBL, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler act like kicking out of the World's Strongest Slam is like kicking out of a nuclear explosion. Henry, in a rage, hits Bryan with a big splash and covers again. Bryan, yet again, manages to shock everybody by kicking out. Henry can't believe it. He grabs the referee and gives them a World's Strongest Slam. Hopefully the crowd is booing like crazy for that. Henry just laughs to himself but then turns around into an Attitude Adjustment from a recovered John Cena. "What a sore loser!" - JBL. Daniel Bryan, holding his ribs, manages to see the downed Henry in position for his Flying Headbutt. Bryan hits the move just as another referee has head down to the ring. Bryan gets the cover, but Henry kicks out at two. This kick-out actually shocks Bryan for a moment, as even he is taken out of his bubble for a moment. Bryan looks over at the recovering Henry, and then slaps him across the face. The announcers are confused as to why Bryan just did that, but their questions are answered when a pissed off Henry goes for The World's Strongest Slam right away, only for Bryan to float around and use Henry's own momentum to get him down and in position for The YES! Lock again. Henry goes to power out like he did earlier, but Bryan uses his leg to repeatedly kick Henry in the head. Henry may even try to power out one more time, but Bryan again goes backs to the kicks from The YES! Lock position and pulls right back. Henry has to eventually tap and Daniel Bryan has become the new WWE Champion. Bryan celebrates as Henry begins to recover and get to his feet. Bryan's music is cut and he gets a microphone. He tells Mark that it was nothing personal, but he just felt that this was his moment tonight. He offers his hand to Henry but warns him not to try and World's Strongest Slam him, because he's got a counter for it. Henry thinks about it and then shakes Bryan's hand and gives him a hug. Henry gets on the mic and says that it don't matter how long it were for -- Mark Henry was the damn WWE Champion. He swells up with tears and presumably gets a nice, respectful reaction from the WWE Universe. He then charges Bryan from behind and knocks him to the mat. He then picks Bryan up and hits the new WWE Champion with The World's Strongest Slam. "Nothing personal, Daniel. It's just what I do!"

The immediate story is Daniel Bryan vs. Mark Henry, with Henry and Cena facing each other on RAW to decide who gets to name when they get their rematch. Henry and Cena probably do the exact same match as they did at Money in the Bank, maybe with a little expanded storytelling, but Henry ends up getting frustrated and getting himself purposely disqualified. "It don't matter when I get my title match! I'm winning it back!" He proceeds to try and hurt Cena, but Daniel Bryan hits the ring and starts kicking Henry. Mark shoves Bryan off him or something and goes to charge him, but Bryan low-bridges Henry over the top rope and then hits a suicide dive on Henry before getting back in the ring and leading the fans in a "YES!" chant. Cena and Bryan then have a stare-down to close the show.

Week two sees Bryan face Henry in Henry's contractual rematch, and there Bryan cleanly retains the title, however they want to do that, and from there we head towards Bryan vs. Cena at SummerSlam.

[Heisenberg]

thank Slik as well for it, he hooked me up with it 1-2 months ago, I still have another place in case that one hits the pooper

[Theo Dious]

Needs to be a sign that says "IF CENA WINS WE RIOT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO"

[Mr. Nerfect]

tl;dr version:

* Mark Henry could beat John Cena cleanly, get his technical WWE Title victory, and then you could have Daniel Bryan cash-in on Henry right there and then, working a big man/little man match with tons of memorable false finishes that make both look like beasts. Bryan wins the title after kicking the living fuck out of him while he has the big man down and forces him to submit to The YES! Lock, probably only semi-consciously.

My reasoning for this:

* Philly are going to be pissed if Cena walks out of this PPV as WWE Champion. Well, maybe not the entire crowd. Maybe the WWE doesn't even care. But the best possible moment might be having Mr. Money in the Bank cash in. If it's RVD or CM Punk -- I'd have them cash in on Cena -- but a Daniel Bryan cash in on Henry could be amazing in execution, even if the idea doesn't seem that grand. The idea would be for Bryan to have a TV mini-feud with Henry to initially put Bryan over as the WWE Champion, but the test in facing the franchise comes at SummerSlam, with Bryan defending against poster boy, John Cena.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, not entirely sure The Shield are going to have a successful night. Something tells me that The Usos might win the Tag Team Championship. Even the announcers haven't given them much chance, so I could see them getting a token win to try and sell the shock of them getting to The Shield's level. There's like no more face teams for The Shield to face, unless you want to put Randy Orton & Sheamus together.

[MIZantine Empire]

thanks Heisenberg! your avatar makes me feel like a have to watch it or I will be broken, in a very bad way..lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm also wondering that while Ryback needs a fucking win so fucking badly, that it might just be better to put Chris Jericho over and build Jericho for the next time he puts over a young gun. You know, someone that doesn't urgently need a win just to keep their head above water.

I'm not saying that Ryan Reeves the performer is ruined or anything. They seem to be trying to do things to get him super-heat with audiences -- they clearly want this "Cryback" thing to work. But putting the "Cryback" over Jericho won't really help him, because he won't need any credibility. The less he has the better, probably. Even if the idea is to show how cunning and smart Ryback can be, with this whole leg injury shit, it still won't make Ryback look that good if he wins.

I say have Jericho get the win after hitting two Codebreakers (one only stuns the big man) and a Lionsault for the pin. Ryback at least looks good absorbing all that punishment, and Jericho looks like a cagey veteran who can get it done. Then he goes on to put over Curtis Axel and the Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship.

Idea two: Ryback actually doesn't wrestle Chris Jericho. He has a doctor's note or something and says that he's not going to compete until he gets permission. Jericho is announced the winner via forfeit. Jericho gets on the mic and says he didn't come all the way to this wrestling city to win a match because his opponent is a coward. He wants to face someone here tonight, baby! You then do an impromptu match with Chris Jericho facing somebody. My mind immediately went to Bray Wyatt, although I think a mere promo would be enough to get Wyatt over at the PPV. A vanity match with Jericho facing one of his favorite opponents to work with could be fun. A Jericho vs. Regal match, or something like that, but that might be more my pipe-dream than Jericho's.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope AJ Lee and Kaitlyn get time at this PPV. I feel like they could have a really good match if given time, and that the Philly crowd might actually be pretty into it. I feel like a No DQ stipulation should be in place here, and I'm worried that AJ Lee will retain by disqualification. Yes, it will further the story, but I think Kaitlyn needs to have a grip here and really should get the title back. AJ can then scheme how to get it back in coming weeks, with Dolph dumping her because she only cares about herself and her title situation.

Maybe, since we are in ECW town, they can do a backstage segment where Kaitlyn shows Brad Maddox her tits to get the match changed to a No Disqualification, No Countout Match?

I've got a lot of weird predictions/fantasies for this PPV. :shifty:

[Corndad]

If Kaitlyn, Daniel Bryan, and Barrett win tonight I may cause my wife a pregnancy with the amount of juices that will be splooged but I have a feeling only one (Bryan) is actually happening.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm actually quite excited for this, even though its only really the ladder matches I'm interested in. 1am, wide awake, beer in hand, and this might be the first ppv I've watched on my new big tv. Shame it's only on a stream mind you, but wrestling with a perfectly clear picture always seems weird to me now anyway lol

[Poit]

Wow, the main announce team on the pre-show.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Is the pre show on YouTube? It's not showing for me and the WWE.com stream is terrible for me.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nvm got it

[slik]

Commercial!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nvm again, that was last years. Swerve it, I'll just put up with the WWE.com stream for this one match

[Ultra Mantis]

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[slik]

iginfest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9bOn_xiQuM

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Uso's wearing Mr Ass colours, trying to gain my support.

[Poit]

THERE SHOULD NOT BE MID-MATCH COMMERCIALS ON A PPV.

[Ultra Mantis]

With this new gear the Usos seem all set to become the next Sting and Ultimate Warrior.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That was pretty sweet

[slik]

Surprisingly good match!

[Providence Peep]

Maybe this is the night the WWE announces that an upcoming WrestleMania will be held in Philadelphia. That would rock, and I would drive the 8 hours to be there.

[Poit]

So, which Uso got pinned there?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jimmy, I think

[Cool King]

Damn, The Usos lost.

Brilliant match though.

[Cool King]

Yeah, Jimmy got pinned.

[Corndad]

That was a hell of a match.

[Poit]

Jimmy, I think

Yeah, Jimmy got pinned.

Thanks!

[slik]

Pre-show Vickie!

[owenbrown]

waitaminute....Vickie was fired 6 days ago and she is on the MITB Preshow?! :wtf: #kayfabe

[Theo Dious]

Better be a damn good show after a pre-show match that good.

[Shadrick]

this was an amazing tag match, and pre show, and ahhhhh, hope this sets the tone for the whole PPV.



THATS WHAT I DOOOOOO. AHHHHHH!

[Poit]

waitaminute....Vickie was fired 6 days ago and she is on the MITB Preshow?! :wtf: #kayfabe

She was fired as Managing Supervisor of Raw, not from the company. Or... something.

[Providence Peep]

She was fired as Managing Supervisor of Raw, not from the company. Or... something.

Exactly! Or... something.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Kofi just said "money in the bank" about 27 times in the space of 30 seconds.

[Poit]

Nice pop for Fandango.

[Skippord]

Summer Rae looking pretty great

[slik]

Here we go!

[Providence Peep]

Summer Rae looking pretty great

I didn't notice. I was too busy watching Fandago.

[el bobbo]

Mrs. Fandango makes me feel funny in my pants.

[Innovator]

Summer Raes got it going tonight

[311]

And away we go.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The WHW Title MITB always seems to start these PPVs off. Gonna be good.</font>

[Skippord]

come on anyone but Fandango or Jack Swagger

[311]

Crowd hot for Ambrose.

[Theo Dious]

Lovely, Ambrose basically gets a jobber entrance on a PPV.

[el bobbo]

Dean Ambrose is the face in this match.

[Heisenberg]

Swagger's music makes me break shit, hiyat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Theo Dious]

I wonder how much Zeb's 'stache weighs.

[slik]

come on anyone but Fandango or Jack Swagger

I've got to agree.


Swagger has been there and done that.


Fandango, while over, isn't ready for a world title scene yet, as much I love Johnny Curtis.

[el bobbo]

She should have sewn a taco or burrito onto the flag...

bwahahaha

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: a taco flag

[Theo Dious]

God Sandow is awesome as hell.

[Theo Dious]

lol Fictional Ignoramus

[Corporate CockSnogger]

What? How long has Barrett had that God save the queen shite at the start of his theme? Northerner's hate the queen lol.

[GD]

Weed the people!

[Theo Dious]

Did Cody raid his brother's closet for those trunks?

[KIRA]

So Barrett face,heel or is that just a dying concept these days?

[Poit]

What? How long has Barrett had that God save the queen shite at the start of his theme? Northerner's hate the queen lol.

Since the latest Smackdown, I think.

[Theo Dious]

Ok the rest of the Shield better show up at some point in this match.

[KIRA]

Its matches like this that make me miss Shelton Benjamin.

[#1-norm-fan]

come on anyone but Fandango or Jack Swagger

:foc:

[311]

Sick ddt.

[slik]

What a move by Cody Rhodes!

[Poit]

Holy shit, muscle buster on the ladder.

[Poit]

JBL forgetting Smackdown is on "Fridays". :lol:

[slik]

Great match so far!

[#1-norm-fan]

FAAAAAANDAAAAAAANGOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I am loving this match. Barrett beating people with the rung was awesome!

Swagger pulling Barrett off the ladder into the uppercut by Antonio was also greatness.

[Emperor Smeat]

Thought for a second Cesaro was going to uppercut the ladder with Ambrose on it

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Ambrose.

[Skippord]

down to wanting Barrett/Cesaro/Ambrose to win

gonna get this down to one by the end of the match

[Heisenberg]

dropkicked the shit out of them!

[Ultra Mantis]

Amazing spots from pretty much everyone

[Skippord]

apparently Jack Swagger isn't particularly bright, just tried to intentionally lose the match

[KIRA]

Cody has been the man tonight

Its like wearing those tights just pissed him off

[Poit]

I just actually exclaimed "holy shit".

[#1-norm-fan]

Ambrose gonna win

[Heisenberg]

this is great shit right here, oh shit THE SHIELD!

[Skippord]

Cody Rhodes has been great in this match

[#1-norm-fan]

... Yep.

[Theo Dious]

SWEET

[311]

Dude falls on lots of dudes spot!

[Juan]

CODY!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Sandow is going to steal it!!!!

[Theo Dious]

DAYUM

[Skippord]

Sandow FTW

[#1-norm-fan]

SANDOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heisenberg]

whoa!

[311]

SANDOW WINS! I FUCKING TOLD YOU

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Shield vs Uso's vs Cesaro and Swagger could be pretty sweet at Summerslam

[KIRA]

YES

[Theo Dious]

YES!

[VSG]

RIDICULOUS MATCH!

[Poit]

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[Juan]

Oh damn

[Cool King]

Amazing match.

Totally surprised at Sandow winning.

[Immortal Moose]

Would have preferred Rhodes but I'm happy with Sandow.

[Theo Dious]

LOL "I'd have pushed Ron Simmons off that ladder"

[owenbrown]

OH... MY... GOD...

[KIRA]

Whoa JBL thats cold lol

[Volare]

I think we just got a face turn and a nice feud in the works, THIS should be awesome!

[Heisenberg]

medical staff making Cody PG worthy again with a magic cloth

[Immortal Moose]

Awesome match

[#1-norm-fan]

Felt like a Cody face turn even before Sandow stopped him.

[slik]

YES

THE SANDOW ERA HAS BEGUN!

[Seth82]

happy to see Sandow win it.

what a great fantastic match that was.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fucking great match.</font>

[Theo Dious]

JBL on fire tonight.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

More interested in the Cody vs Damien feud than I am in Damien as Mr. MITB.

[KIRA]

His title reign will be LEGENDARY! (if the dont fuck with him)

[Juan]

Damn, rough landing for Cody.

[Juan]

medical staff making Cody PG worthy again with a magic cloth

Did you see the way Cody landed? Major whiplash

[Corporate CockSnogger]

happy to see Sandow win it.

what a great fantastic match that was.

Would've been better if it happened in Memphis in the 70's though right?

[Emperor Smeat]

Great match.

[Theo Dious]

God, the modern day Lanny Poffo is going to be WHC. Schweet.

[Theo Dious]

Would've been better if it happened in Memphis in the 70's though right?

Are you kidding, Sandow was sperm then.

[Cool King]

Woooo, Maddox!

[Theo Dious]

Damien Sandow: The Least Sweaty MITB Winner In History.

[slik]

Brad Maddox, the night just gets better!

[Theo Dious]

YEAH MADDOX

[Innovator]

MAD OX!

[Poit]

Maddox! :love:

[Theo Dious]

I wonder if Ryback is going to remember that Maddox once screwed him out of the title...

[Juan]

I don't see why everyone loves Brad Maddox so much. Can't cut a promo to save his life

[Skippord]

Brad Maddox is the best

[owenbrown]

SANDOW GETS A PUSH

[Seth82]

Would've been better if it happened in Memphis in the 70's though right?

I've said many times before I like and appreciate the current era too.

It likely wouldn't have happened in Memphis in the 70s.

[KIRA]

I can't tell if he sucks or not.

like a poor mans Jericho clone

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I don't see why everyone loves Brad Maddox so much. Can't cut a promo to save his life

He can't cut a scripted promo to save his life, but he can improv like a beast.

[Theo Dious]

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH VICKIE GURRERRO MORE THAN I WANT MY NEXT BREATH

[Heisenberg]

Did you see the way Cody landed? Major whiplash

No doubt, he earned his pay tonight. I knew they cleaned him up mad quick for the staredown/betrayal look exchange with Sandow, I can see them feuding with the belt in the picture.


Better yet, toss Ziggler in there for some triple threat matches

[Volare]

I don't know if Brad is doing good or fucking lame....

[Theo Dious]

I don't see why everyone loves Brad Maddox so much. Can't cut a promo to save his life

Shut up or we'll tell Zeb Colter where you live.

[Juan]

Say what you want about Vickie, but she's at least 100x more over than this guy

[Theo Dious]

I don't know if Brad is doing good or fucking lame....

He's doing a great job at being lame.

[owenbrown]

Titantron, Maddox :n:

[owenbrown]

B A * WWE

[Cool King]

Sounds like Maddox himself is singing that song.

[Corndad]

Maddox singing just made this PPV. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

[311]

Brad Maddox trolling on the PrettyCool level.

[el bobbo]

Brad Maddox is a god damned genius.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The Mizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Theo Dious]

Honestly Brad kinds seems like someone tried to clone Bischoff and kinda fucked up a bit.

[el bobbo]

I just had to look up who the IC champion is. That's how forgettable Curtis Axel is.

[Ultra Mantis]

Hey, two cooldown segments in a row.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh wait he's facing mcGillicutty isn't he. Snore.

[Theo Dious]

AXEL TIME

[KIRA]

You just know he wears those in public

[Theo Dious]

I just had to look up who the IC champion is. That's how forgettable Curtis Axel is.

No that's how much of a dumbass you are.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This guys head is huge

[Theo Dious]

Oh that was quite a reaction.

[Theo Dious]

This guys head is huge

He's a lot more Axel than Curtis really.

[Poit]

I don't see why everyone loves Brad Maddox so much. Can't cut a promo to save his life

I just think he's cute.

[Poit]

Titantron, Maddox :n:

Isn't it a running gag that he calls it the Jumbotron?

[Theo Dious]

Thinking Axel should cost Punk MITB "accidentally."

[Theo Dious]

Isn't it a running gag that he calls it the Jumbotron?

Are you actually expecting these people to pay attention?

[Heisenberg]

I'm glad to have Mr. Perfect's son wrasslin' in the WWE, wish he would incorporate some gum swatting into his entrance

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Thinking Axel should cost Punk MITB "accidentally."

I'm guessing Heyman will accidentally cost Punk the title, as Heyman should accompany RVD to the ring...

[Innovator]

Thinking Axel should cost Punk MITB "accidentally."
I think Brock Lesnar should replace Kane in the MITB match and him and Punk go at it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yesssss Miz playing a bit of Eddie Guerrero there

[owenbrown]

lol this crowd

[Theo Dious]

I think Brock Lesnar should replace Kane in the MITB match and him and Punk go at it.

That would be pretty good shit. Then tomorrow Punk accuses Heyman of "sneaking" Lesnar in, and Heyman insists that the spot was offered to Brock late in the game and he had to do what was best for his "client" even though he still values Punk as his "friend."

[Corndad]

Isn't it a running gag that he calls it the Jumbotron?

Maddox has a quirk calling everyone by wrong name. He also called Justin Roberts Jason when he got in the ring. lol

[Innovator]

That would be pretty good shit. Then tomorrow Punk accuses Heyman of "sneaking" Lesnar in, and Heyman insists that the spot was offered to Brock late in the game and he had to do what was best for his "client" even though he still values Punk as his "friend."
I just want to see what the hell Lesnar would do in a ladder match

[Ultra Mantis]

There goes any investment the crowd had in this match.

[KIRA]

Are they saying thie arena is empty or is that an ECW bingo hall reference ?

[Heisenberg]

Has the Kane replacement stuff been covered yet? Like on the app I don't utilize or some twitter update.

[slik]

This is like MITB's version of the penultimate Diva's match at Wrestlemania.

[Juan]

lol "you're not over"

[Ultra Mantis]

Has the Kane replacement stuff been covered yet? Like on the app I don't utilize or some twitter update.

Josh Matthews said it was going to be a six man match during the preshow.

[Aikido]

Lol your not over!!!!! great.......

[Theo Dious]

For some reason I can't take Miz as seriously since he stopped spiking his hair.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Really wish Miz was back in the main event.

[slik]

WWE Creative Humor @wwecreative_ish 7s
The fans chanting "ECW" in honor of @mikethemiz's time as a part of ECW of SyFy #MITB

[KIRA]

Maddox has a quirk calling everyone by wrong name. He also called Justin Roberts Jason when he got in the ring. lol

So he is trying to channel Jericho...and failing.

[Heisenberg]

Josh Matthews said it was going to be a six man match during the preshow.

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/759/50759/315352.jpg

thanks

[GD]

Random kid flipping at The Miz. Good stuff.

[Theo Dious]

Has ANYBODY ever tapped out to a reversed figure-4?

[Theo Dious]

ALRIGHT!

[Theo Dious]

...Please for the love of God tell me Cole did not just say what I think he just said.

[Ultra Mantis]

He's using that thing as a finish when he has the Perfect Plex and the McGillicutter? :wtf:

[Poit]

So what was that move called that Axel won with?

[KIRA]

Aww

[slik]

Should be a good divas match.

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Innovator]

I really want Big E to skip down with AJ

[GD]

...Please for the love of God tell me Cole did not just say what I think he just said.

According to Cole, nobody has reversed the figure-four lock and used it to their advantage :nono:

[Theo Dious]

Kaitlyn's music sucks cock.

AND NOT IN THE GOOD LAS VEGAS WAY.

[Cool King]

So what was that move called that Axel won with?

I think that was the move's debut. I don't think I've seen Axel use it before.

We might be told it's name tomorrow on Raw.

[KIRA]

Looking foward to this one.

[Theo Dious]

LOL "I'm still friends with her on Facebook."

[Heisenberg]

Jerry Lawler must have a plethora of testosterone running through his body at all times

[Theo Dious]

He's using that thing as a finish when he has the Perfect Plex and the McGillicutter? :wtf:

I actually like that he uses the Perfect-Plex but doesn't win with it. And I don't think he's going to use anything that ties him to the McGillicuty name.

[GD]

Jesus Christ! AJ is ridiculously flexible.

[Poit]

Was that a half cattle mutilation?

[Juan]

Crossface Chicken Wing

[KIRA]

I love Aj she has managed to me care about that ridiculous looking title belt.

[Innovator]

Kaitlyn channeling Warrior with that shoulder block

[Juan]

lol "get your hands off my girl!"

[KIRA]

"Get your hands off my girl!" LOL

[311]

OCTOPUS OCTOPUS OCTOPUS OCTOPUS OCTOPUS

[VSG]

That black widow is probably it.

[Theo Dious]

Someone yelled "get your hands off my girl E"

[Cool King]

BULLSHIT!

[VSG]

Oh well, another really good diva's match comes to an end. Once this feud is over, I have no idea what is next.

[GD]

Nice "technical" bout. AJ Lee is growing on me.

[311]

AJ's finish is the shit.

[Dukelorange]

Someone needs to make a meme of AJ's face while she has Kate in that arm bar...

An animated gif would be better.

[Innovator]

Cmon Wyatt Family

[Theo Dious]

Pretty good. This is an ass-kicking show.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match. Going to suck for the Divas division once that feud ends.