Clockshot presents: The Super Post-MITB Hillbilly Deluxe RAW Thread 07/15/2013

[ClockShot]

So we got:

Dolph and AJ: On the Rocks?

Is CM Punk no longer a "Paul Heyman Guy"?

Will RVD and Ryback team up and wear similar ring attire and take the Tag Team Division by storm? /sarcasm

Clark Kent's first full Raw on the job. Will it be........SUPER?

The Red & Blue Samsonite crew.

Will Wyatt Family load up the truck and get to Brooklyn? Or will the magic lantern teleport them yet again?

All this and more tonight!


Oh, and that John Cena fucker will probably talk about retaining his title.


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[mike adamle]

They should show AJ giving head to Big E in a TNA-like backstage segment camera shot behind the locker bullshit.

[Theo Dious]

Tonight's Raw will be MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for Damien Sandow!

[Theo Dious]

They should show AJ giving head to Big E in a TNA-like backstage segment camera shot behind the locker bullshit.

Totally PG.

As in PENILE GLORIFICATION!!!

[Theo Dious]

Also the way Orton is holding that case it looks like some kind of unwieldy body armor.

[Bad News Gertner]

That would make Big.E.Langston gay then.

[mike adamle]

Big E bending AJ backwards for Anal Penetration would be classic RAW material

[Flash Funk]

Mr. Tipsters is excited for Raw! If Cena is kept to one segment and RVD has a match, this could be a great night.

[ClockShot]

Drum roll?

[Crimson]

Is it me or is Maddox wanting to sound like Jericho

[owenbrown]

what happened to the days where fans threw trash at people they hated?

[owenbrown]

Where is the Mark Henry was SCREWED sign?

[ClockShot]

Cena's out. Par for the course so far.

[#1-norm-fan]

The era of the angry ox.

[ClockShot]

HINT HINT, Cena.

[ClockShot]

Sure John. You do on a daily basis.

[Frank Drebin]

ya know, people rag on the front page, but they are right about 80% of the time.

[#1-norm-fan]

MR. MONEY IN THE BANK HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!

[Cool King]

I'm sure Cena wrestled one of the Bella Twins last night.

[Theo Dious]

lol Dutch Mantel reference.

[dronepool]

So Raw is taking place literally 3 miles away from me. 15 to 20 minute train ride away and I'm just walking home to watch it on TV.

[Cool King]

Hey, Fandango!

[#1-norm-fan]

SONHIWJEB CHRWEFTUO EWNCVIEUCV NFUVIOWNCI FEVROIUFEURE NFVIUERHCJPOICR

[Frank Drebin]

Is Summer Rae an option at this point?

[owenbrown]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Oh, I am sorry, Boreton is out there..... he's better than Sominex and Nytol and ZZZQuil combined

[ClockShot]

................It ain't the same with the brunette. :nono:

[Theo Dious]

I wanna see Sandow run out and cash in his briefcase and reveal that they put the wrong contract in it.

[DaveBrawl]

Loving the Hillbilly Deluxe title.

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL! HE SHUSHED HIM!!!!!!!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Hey, fuck you Orton!

[Cool King]

So Orton/Fandango tonight then.

[DaveBrawl]

Summer Rae looks kind of like the woman that owns the gym I go too.

[#1-norm-fan]

Well that was the greatest opening segment in Raw history.

[ClockShot]

Out of soda, so I gotta resort to alcohol. Hope it don't put me to sleep early.

[#1-norm-fan]

Out of soda, so I gotta resort to alcohol.

Poor guy.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[owenbrown]

Surprised Orton didn't make all of us resort to alcohol yet

[Poit]

And all of my streams just died. :-\

[GD]

Randy Savage chants?

[ClockShot]

Random Randy Savage chant.

[Heisenberg]

OH YEAHHHHH?!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Surprised Orton didn't make all of us resort to alcohol yet

I had a celebratory drink as soon as his music hit.

[GD]

And all of my streams just died. :-\

Check your rep.

[GD]

I had a celebratory drink as soon as his music hit.

My throat hurts from all the excessive drinking I did last night.

[Frank Drebin]

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[DaveBrawl]

I wonder if anyone would mind if I wore pants like that to work?

[Emperor Smeat]

Think the crowd forgot the reason for the random post-Mania chants were because that crowd got really bored during the Orton-Sheamus match.

[#1-norm-fan]

Random Randy Savage chant.

It was while Orton was on offense. I'm sure they were chanting "Randy's Savage".

[Corndad]

I can see the New York Crowd is in full affect already tonight. Love it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Match of the century

[GD]

Orton's new suplex reminds me of Taz's capture suplex.

[GD]

The crowd is doing a wave :-\

[#1-norm-fan]

Ugh. I hope Randy didn't hurt himself because Fandango jumped early on that superplex. I'd hate for Fandago to be Kennedy'd.

[Cool King]

Orton watching the wave.

Much like Sheamus did after WrestleMania.

[GD]

Did JBL forget that the Fandango - Chris Jericho feud is over?

[ClockShot]

Damn. Crowd popped big for that RKO.

[#1-norm-fan]

Great fucking match.

[GD]

No JBL, Orton "might" be our future WWE Champion (not World Heavyweight Champion).

[slik]

Glorious start to the Maddox era.

[Frank Drebin]

What does this mean for Big E?

[ClockShot]

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

[Corndad]

Loudest Reaction to anything backstage in a long time...

[DaveBrawl]

Can we rename poster AJ Lee's to AJ Lee's Broken Heart?

[Cool King]

The stream I'm watching is pissing me off.

It keeps freezing my internet, then the tab closes itself and reopens. It's happened about fives times already tonight.

[ClockShot]

Long Ball Derby update:

Mike Cuddyer - 7

King Prince - 5

Now batting: Yoenis.

[ClockShot]

Awwwww. Henry's already in the ring.

[#1-norm-fan]

Mark Henry "legit" retirement coming?

[Cool King]

Reeeeally hope Mark Henry gets another shot and wins but I know that's a long shot. :(

[GD]

Mark Henry is a fucking genius.

[Poit]

Sexual chocolate chant :lol:

[slik]

Where are they tonight?

Another great crowd.

[ClockShot]

Sierra......Hotel.......India.......Echo.........Lima........Delta..........SHIELD!

[Poit]

Where are they tonight?

Another great crowd.

Brooklyn.

[Cool King]

Sier....Sierra Hotel India Echo Lima Delta....

[DaveBrawl]

Where are they tonight?

Another great crowd.
Brooklyn I believe

[#1-norm-fan]

The Shield actually "fixing an injustice" instead of trying to pretend there's reason for them to attack.

Fucker faked a retirement. Justice must be served.

[Corndad]

Mark Henry a sympathetic Face?

[Crimson]

Henry face turn?

[Cool King]

Henry face turn tonight?

[Heisenberg]

Sier....Sierra Hotel India Echo Lima Delta....

:yes:

[slik]

MF'N WIGS SPLIT

[Crimson]

Cena to the rescue?

[DaveBrawl]

Boo these men

[ClockShot]

IT'S THEIR YARD!

[Frank Drebin]

Brooklyn.

Brooklyn Brooklyn


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[#1-norm-fan]

Henry vs Ambrose for the US Title?

[GD]

The dirt sheets are claiming that a/the member/s of the Shield have heat backstage.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm hoping against hope they actually give a reason for attacking someone this time.

[Bad News Gertner]

Hope Henry squashes those 3 bland, boring pieces of shit

[ClockShot]

Zigs vs. Del Rio is next?!

Got a bad feeling about this.

[Savio]

I hate this new camera work by the WWE

[Heisenberg]

Game of Suits? Might have to watch this other form of USA programming

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess Henry's supposed big face turn for SS is happening after all.


Henry vs Ambrose for the US Title?
Either that or maybe another 6-man tag probably with the Usos on Henry's side if there is no tag title match

[Cool King]

I hate this new camera work by the WWE

Still better than TNA's backstage camera work.

[ClockShot]

Game of Suits? Might have to watch this other form of USA programming

Suits is good television.

[#1-norm-fan]

So did Christian vs Ambrose happen and I missed it?

[Bad News Gertner]

DID HEATH SLATER WRESTLE YET!!!!

[dronepool]

Y2J VS RVD... Yes please.

[DaveBrawl]

So did Christian vs Ambrose happen and I missed it?
Not so far.

[GD]

Holy shit! It's been a while since I last saw Chris Jericho versus RVD.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jericho vs RVD!?!?

Are you shitting me!?!?

[Malfeitor]

RVD vs Jericho? YES.

[Cool King]

Y2J/RVD!

[GD]

So did Christian vs Ambrose happen and I missed it?

It happened on Main Event and Christian won via dq.

[Savio]

Is it just me or does that title look fake?

[#1-norm-fan]

DID HEATH SLATER WRESTLE YET!!!!

Only with his sexuality.

[Crimson]

Alright Dolph you wana be a cool face stop doing that stupid dance

[Cool King]

I get the feeling AJ and Big E will interfere and under orders from AJ, Big E will attack Dolph, which will lead to Dolph/Big E at SummerSlam.

[GD]

Is it just me or does that title look fake?

They've been using this one with the red back ever since Orton won it from Christian.

[GD]

Jerry Lawler trying to be cute as Dolph hits his series of elbows to Alberto's chest.

[Savio]

I hope Cena chooses me :)

[Savio]

HOLY FUCK DOLPH

[Malfeitor]

God damn that was a sick bump.

[#1-norm-fan]

I kinda want Ziggler and ADR to go their separate ways and Ziggler to just go on a 6 month streak of looking strong and then win the Royal Rumble and finally get the title back at WrestleMania. It's been a while since they actually used WrestleMania to successfully be someone's culmination to their journey as a major star. Batista is the last one I can remember.

[311]

Sick fall there Dolph.

[Cool King]

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[Cool King]

My stream froze so I missed Dolph's fall though the audio kept going.

I'm sure we'll see a replay though after the break.

[GD]

Does anyone collect WWE DVDs? Looking through my wish list and it doesn't seem feasible at all.

[Cool King]

Holy shit Dolph.

What a fall.

[Immortal Moose]

That was a rough fall.

[Providence Peep]

Does anyone collect WWE DVDs? Looking through my wish list and it doesn't seem feasible at all.

You should post a list of what you're looking for.

[Bad News Gertner]

During commercial, make sure you head over to the Casual Forum and vote for Gertner in the King of the Forum tournament

Ron the Dial hates wrestling and thinks it's for the gays. Be sure to show him who's boss by voting Gertner!

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=124444&page=6

[GD]

Dave Meltzer says that the World Heavyweight Championship's importance is equal to that of the Intercontinental Championship :(

[dronepool]

I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO RAW.

[ClockShot]

Where'd AJ come from?

[Corndad]

That damn Jezabelle

[Frank Drebin]

During commercial, make sure you head over to the Casual Forum and vote for Gertner in the King of the Forum tournament

Ron the Dial hates wrestling and thinks it's for the gays. Be sure to show him who's boss by voting Gertner!

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=124444&page=6

Dave Meltzer loves great comeback stories. A Gernter win tomorrow morning would be just that.

[#1-norm-fan]

Dave Meltzer says that the World Heavyweight Championship's importance is equal to that of the Intercontinental Championship :(

I'd say it's equal to what the Intercontinental Championship WAS. Like... back in the 90's.

[GD]

AJ Lee :lol: It would be cool to have Big E destroy Dolph Ziggler and then have AJ lock him into the black widow, leading to a handicap match at the next pay-per-view.

[DaveBrawl]

Hit like a train.

[owenbrown]

and with that.... Ziggler turns face?

[ClockShot]

.......is he dead?

[Corndad]

Well Hello Big E vs Dolph for SummerSlam

[Emperor Smeat]

Crazy AJ is still amazing.

Ziggler kind of looks like a dumbass for forgetting what happened to everyone that broke up with her.

[Theo Dious]

AJ is the best evil expressions woman in wrestling since Sensational Sherri.

[Crimson]

jesus Dolph is the best seller ever

[Cool King]

AJ is so fucking two-dimensional it's unbelievable.

[owenbrown]

Vote Ron the Dial for King of the Forum

[dronepool]

AJ is the cool.

[GD]

Dolph has the presence of mind to pucker his lips :lol:

[ron the dial]

come on now gertner

[#1-norm-fan]

Ziggler better go over Big E, dammit.

[ClockShot]

Long Ball Derby update:

Yoenis Cespedes - 17

Crush Davis - 8

Mike Cuddyer - 7

Pedro Alverez - 6

King Prince - 5

Now batting: Bryce Harper

[#1-norm-fan]

and with that.... Ziggler turns face?

:wtf:

He's been a face for weeks now.

[slik]

WWE usually does pretty well pre-SummerSlam...then begins the worst time of the year to be a WWE fan: Sept thru Dec.

Or as I call it, 'Fuck it isn't time for WM and kids are back in school and the NFL and new tv season' time of the year for the WWE.

*Also commonly known as 'Big Show heel turn' time

[Innovator]

When was the last time Truth got an entrance?

[Cool King]

Oh shit, R-Truth is alive!

[ClockShot]

And I was just thinking about R-Truth today.


Where's Lil' Jimmy?

[Frank Drebin]

Squash em Bray

[owenbrown]

random R-Truth is random

[ClockShot]

HILLBILLY!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. "What's Up?" is back? Really!?

[ron the dial]

heeeere we go

[owenbrown]

YES!

[GD]

Oh shit! The Wyatt family :eek:

[Crimson]

Victim number 2

[Innovator]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Innovator]

Sway motherfuckers, SWAY

[Crimson]

So they just carry that chair right behind his ass the entire time?

[Frank Drebin]

I wanna see a sister Abigail.

[ClockShot]

My rocking chair. Where's my rocking chair?

[Heisenberg]

I want to drink moonshine with these great species

[Theo Dious]

Sinister rocking chair. HE JUST SAID SINISTER ROCKING CHAIR.

[GD]

The arena was super silent during the entrance.

[Theo Dious]

Seriously what the fuck is supposed to be interesting about this.

[GD]

Hate the "what" chants.

[owenbrown]

fuck you Brooklyn and your WHAT?! chant

[ClockShot]

"AND THE FIST COMES DOWN! AND THE FIST IS PAIN! AND THE FIST COMES DOWN!"

Or something to that extent.

[owenbrown]

Truth about to get buried right here

[owenbrown]

dumbass shouldn't have turned around

[Frank Drebin]

fuck yea!

[Theo Dious]

Ok this is the second 3-1 beatdown of the night and by far the less interesting.

[Malfeitor]

Love Bray Wyatt.

[ClockShot]

Bit of a modified Crossrhodes there.

[311]

Bray Wyatt getting smark cheered out of the building.

[Innovator]

Baltimore, that is how you treat the Wyatts

[slik]

I feel like the Wyatt's are too smart for most WWE crowds. Really interesting dialogue.

[Theo Dious]

THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!!!

[Poit]

I wanna see a sister Abigail.

You got your wish.

[owenbrown]

worst segue ever, Cole :n:

[Cool King]

It'll be The Usos.

[GD]

Rotunda Jr. has come a long way. I have mad respect and appreciation for the persona he has developed for himself.

[owenbrown]

Ok this is the second 3-1 beatdown of the night and by far the less interesting.

I blame R-Truth

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought Wyatt was gonna let R-Truth hit him with the chair as some sort of weird sacrifice.

[Emperor Smeat]

Some friend Little Jimmy is, didn't even bother to help R-Truth during that beating.

[DaveBrawl]

Aww, I missed Bray for Bryce. You better win this home run derby Harper.

[#1-norm-fan]

Did Bray actually give some semblance of a reason for attacking R-Truth instead of just doing it because that's what bad guys do?

Take note, Shield. You generic fucking hacks.

[GD]

It'll be The Usos.

I want to do the whole " When we say 'oh', ya'll say 'oooh'! " bit live.

[BigCrippyZ]

Take note, WWE writers. You generic fucking hacks. Do your job and flesh out all your storylines and promos.

[#1-norm-fan]

They're really going with "The Real Americans" as a team name. Nice.

[GD]

Nobody speaks "Chinese", Zeb.

[ron the dial]

oh god melting potty

[Cool King]

"and something called Yiddish".

Always love that line. :lol:

[Theo Dious]

I blame R-Truth

Wait a minute... there were two 3-1 beatdowns tonight and they were both three white guys beating up a black guy!!!!! OMG RACISM VINC MCMANN IS TEH KKK

[owenbrown]

piss break

[GD]

I love The Usos. It's a sham that they never won the tag straps during their feud against the Hart Dynasty.

[Cool King]

This should be a really good match. :y:

[owenbrown]

Wait a minute... there were two 3-1 beatdowns tonight and they were both three white guys beating up a black guy!!!!! OMG RACISM VINC MCMANN IS TEH KKK



It's not about race, it's the fact that R-Truth sucks

[Malfeitor]

The Usos? CSL must be happy.

[Poit]

They're really going with "The Real Americans" as a team name. Nice.

I want to see them use Real American as their entrance music.

[GD]

Weed the people!

[Theo Dious]

It's not about race, it's the fact that R-Truth sucks

YOU RACEIST SAK OF KKKRAP

[Cool King]

Wow, worldwide?

[Theo Dious]

TEH REEL AMERICUNS GOT SCREWD BY TO GUYS WHO SPEEK PINEAPPLE

[Crimson]

lol Usos win

[Theo Dious]

Wow, worldwide?

WORLDWIDE MUTHAFUCKA!

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn Usos. Coming over to our country from Hawaii and stealing our pushes.

[GD]

I think Emma Roberts is cute. Feel like Tazz Dan.

[ClockShot]

So John Cena beating that old guy Mark Henry guy and winning.....is that bullying?

[Cool King]

Sandow!

[slik]

HALLELUJAH

[ClockShot]

Cody's gonna hit the ring and go apeshit.

[#1-norm-fan]

The longer this show goes without a Daniel Bryan sighting, the more sure I am that he's gonna be Cena's choice.

[slik]

Evil Sandow with Evil Black Trunks.

[Theo Dious]

The longer this show goes without a Daniel Bryan sighting, the more sure I am that he's gonna be Cena's choice.

Yeah the fair-minded sportsmanlike Cena is going to say that Bryan deserves a shot because he was screwed over. Predictable but NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

[Theo Dious]

Crowd needs to start up a "save us Sandow" chant.

[Cool King]

Evil Sandow with Evil Black Trunks.

All he needs now is an evil hat to cement his evil ways.

[Theo Dious]

And so Sandow begins the traditional "Mr MitB losing streak."

[ClockShot]

There he is.

[slik]

CODY

[Savio]

Still has the stache though

[Cool King]

Woooo Rhodes!

[Corndad]

Attaboy Cody!

[#1-norm-fan]

And the WHC Money in the Bank winner losing matches randomly before cashing in begins. lol

[Savio]

Cena will choose me! :)

[slik]

I hope John Cena surprises us all and chooses Jinder Mahal.

[owenbrown]

Tonight on RAW.... Cena gets to choose who gets buried by him at SummerSlam

[Savio]

Cena vs The World!

[Theo Dious]

Maybe we'll finally get that Cena vs Everyone match that smarks are constantly jacking about in an attempt to make people think they're funny.

[owenbrown]

I hope John Cena surprises us all and chooses Jinder Mahal.

He's going to piss everyone off and choose Bo Dallas

[Theo Dious]

Interesting suggestion... Orton said you'd never see it coming when he cashes in... suppose he cashes in midway through the SummerSlam match and pins Cena's opponent following an AA?

[Malfeitor]

I hope John Cena surprises us all and chooses Jinder Mahal.

Better than Hornswoggle.

[ClockShot]

Long Ball Derby update:

Yoenis Cespedes - 17

Crush Davis - 8

Bryce Harper - 8

Mike Cuddyer - 7

Pedro Alverez - 6

King Prince - 5

Captain David Wright - 5

Captain Robbie Cano - 5

Round 2 underway.

Now Batting: Mike Cuddyer

[owenbrown]

B A STAR SHEAMUS :n:

[ron the dial]

that sheamus bit was horrendous

[Immortal Moose]

lol Vickie

[VSG]

Thanks a lot, Sheamus!

[Cool King]

What is the point of those fella things?

[ClockShot]

So what does Vickie do with the company now?

[GD]

Jesus Christ! Brie reminds me of Christian Bale circa' The Machinist.

[ClockShot]

This battle will determine who's the real star(s) of the show Total Divas.

[Cool King]

Sounded like King was insinuating that he's going to record Total Divas and have a wank to it later.

[GD]

I am captivated by Naomi's behind.

[GD]

Jerry Lawler is terrible.

[Savio]

great another chin lock

[GD]

Brie Bella needs a sammich.

[owenbrown]

B A STAR BELLA TWINS

[Frank Drebin]

Brie has tats on/around her puss. Gross.

[BigCrippyZ]

Does anyone else feel like 98% of the current generations Diva's wrestling, brawling and selling is just terrible?

[The Condor]

Random Diva action. Yep...