New World Heavyweight Champion? YES! YES! YES! The Official SummerSlam 2013 Thread

[BigCrippyZ]

Getting this started early today. Super pumped for SummerSlam tonight. Hopefully it'll be as good as we're all wanting it to be.

[Volare]

I just woke up....holy shit.

[Lock Jaw]

Thread title needs a fix to "New World Heavyweight Champion? YES! YES! YES!"

[Volare]

WE THE PEEP-LE!

[Lock Jaw]

http://prorasslin.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/christian-with-world-heavyweight-title.jpg

[Corporate CockSnogger]

New wwe champion. Randy Orton after cashing in on John Cena after he successfully defends the belt.

[Lock Jaw]

http://superluchas.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/christian.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/116/1169651/christian-pro-wrestler-20110520003516384.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2011/05/SD_611_Photo_098.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/547318_421277497907890_77994944_n.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130801022038/theefed/images/6/69/ChristianWorldChampion.png

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://www.randyortonworld.com/wp-content/uploads/255/Randy%20Orton.png

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Orton_4th_WWE_Title.jpg/220px-Orton_4th_WWE_Title.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/254/247/ChristianWalksOffWithWorldTitle_crop_340x234.jpg?1308354940

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm done. Look forward to tpww spazz outs if Bryan doesn't win though.

[Lock Jaw]

This has been my contribution to the thread for the evening, since I will miss Summerslam live.

[ron the dial]

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ln/20130402/020413_alberto_del_dio/alberto-del-rio-heavyweight-champion-the-empire-state_3584584.jpg

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm done. Looking forward to tpww spazz outs if Bryan doesn't win though.

[Lock Jaw]

I'm done. Look forward to <s>tpww</s>Lock Jaw spazz outs if <s>Bryan</s>Christian doesn't win though.

[Lock Jaw]

I'm done. Look forward to <s>tpww</s>Lock Jaw spazz outs if <s>Bryan</s>Christian does<s>n't</s> win though.

[Volare]

I'm done. Look forward to tpww spazz outs if Cena wins and the show ends with nothing.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Genuinely hope that's the outcome.

[Savio]

10 Bucks Darren is on the Pre-Show announce team.

[Corndad]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hllAGbHxyvA/T6xzk_xxvaI/AAAAAAAAAi8/ASV05EMGjfo/s640/punk+bryan.jpg

[screech]

Just repped the shit out of Lock Jaw up in here.

[Savio]

10 Bucks Darren is on the Pre-Show announce team.
Just saw the preview for it, apparently he wont be

[Cool King]

Usually I only ever order WrestleMania and watch everything else via a stream, but I'm really thinking about ordering SummerSlam tonight.

The card looks really good and watching it on a stream that will most likely be pixelated to hell and carry a big chance of dying on me is really something I'd like to avoid.

[glanville6]

Going to Hooters with some friends... bringing my Christian shirt to start, CM Punk shirt next, followed by a Daniel Bryan shirt. I'm a dork, but it entertains my friends. Looking forward to tonight... I'll settle for just Christian winning haha.

[ron the dial]

i'll be laying in bed wearing my goldberg hat and nwo boxers. i will slowly transition to wearing nothing but the hat.

[The Condor]

i'll be laying in bed wearing my goldberg hat and nwo boxers. i will slowly transition to wearing nothing but the hat.

Upon Which head will the Goldberg hat be placed? :naughty:

[ron the dial]

$2.99/min to find out

[Shadrick]

bow chicka wah wah

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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American Dragon!

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm apparently in the minority looking forward to the ring of fire match. Mainly because I can't really see either guy winning it cleanly so I'm interested to see what's going to happen.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think people are just disappointed it's not an inferno match. Having fire just for the look of it is cool, but would be cooler to set Kane on fire. Follow the Buzzards!

[#1-norm-fan]

As for everything else, I was looking forward to the Big E vs Ziggler match when it first became apparent they'd have a match but the addition of AJ and Kaitlyn and the heat just kinda dying down recently has me pretty "meh" about it now.

Christian vs ADR should be a fun match. Not as sold as everyone else on ADR being a lock to win. I can see Sandow cashing in afterward and they would probably wanna have him do it on a face/get heat for ruining Christian's moment.

I can't see any way, screwjob or not, that John Cena walks away with the title. It's gonna be one of those smark crowd, true hostile "if Cena wins we riot" crowds ala vs. RVD at One Night Stand and vs. Punk at MITB and they tend to always go with the Cena loss in those situations. Unless they have some major turn planned to make the moment more memorable, I can't see Orton just cashing in and taking the title from Bryan afterward either.

[loopydate]

$2.99/min to find out

Call 1-900-909-9900!

[OldSchoolFan]

I am gonna say it again... Cena taps... Orton tries cash in and gets screwed by Vince... new Corp. Champ!!!

[ron the dial]

any of y'all out there want to hook the king up with a stream?

[ron the dial]

preshow at 6?

[Emperor Smeat]

7pm EST

[ron the dial]

ok yeah that's 6 for me perfect thanks dog

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena's injury may throw a spanner into the works here, but I could see Triple H screwing Daniel Bryan and John Cena and then Orton cashing in on Cena and Night of Champions featuring Orton defending the WWE Title against Cena and Daniel Bryan challenging Triple H as a "double main event."

[snakeboss]

If Bryan loses (which we know he will) we riot!!

[BigCrippyZ]

Just don't see Cena walking out with the title tonight. Given his elbow injury and supposed needed surgery, I just can't see him leaving SummerSlam with the gold. It just depends on how it goes down.

[Fenix122]

First time in i can't remember how long that i'm actually ordering a WWE event.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Another scenario I kind of like:

Early in the night we go backstage and discover that Randy Orton has been laid out and attacked by someone. He is being taken into an ambulance. Daniel Bryan beats John Cena in epic fashion with either the Yes Lock or the Regal Stretch. Before he celebrates, though, he starts his "NO!" shtick and grabs a mic and essentially states he knows that Orton is faking and is waiting to pounce, so "come on, Randy. Let's do this." Everyone seems surprised, but sure enough, Orton's theme hits and Mr. Money in the Bank slyly makes his way out with an evil smirk on his face. JBL tells Bryan to "Get out of there! He can't cash in if you're not there." Bryan stays and fights. Orton attacks Bryan and the match is on.

After ten minutes of Orton looking like he has Bryan beat, Randy hits the RKO, but Bryan kicks out at a two count to Orton's surprise. Orton amps up the attack, but he gets caught with a roll-up and Bryan pins Orton to retain the WWE Championship.

No one has defeated a Money in the Bank Winner during a cash-in, especially after such a hard fought match. Beating Cena by submission would be impressive, but beating Cena and Orton in the same night? That would take Bryan to a whole different level. Orton wouldn't really get hurt. They can say he was certain he had Bryan beat. Putting the briefcase on Orton was kind of a bizarre move anyway. For Bryan's next opponent, the obvious choice would be the winner of the Punk vs. Lesnar match. But I guess you could also do something like have Bryan challenge the winner of Alberto Del Rio vs. Christian -- not to unify the championships permanently, but just have Bryan carry around two titles until Bryan's next feud (maybe even Orton) attacks Bryan and allows Sandow to cash-in and become World Heavyweight Champion.

[slik]

http://www.randyortonworld.com/wp-content/uploads/255/Randy%20Orton.png

[Mr. Nerfect]

You could also do the attack on Orton and actually have him absence from the main event picture. Maybe Ryback could be behind it, since he could use someone to actually feud with. Bryan then beats Cena and it's business as usual.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Come on Cena/Orton

[Volare]

http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww211/jrsckilla23/Cena-Orton-gay.jpg

There.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If Orton cashes in successfully, I think it needs to be done cleverly. Otherwise Bryan or Cena is going to look like an idiot since it's been so telegraphed. Triple H will need to be in on it. Maybe The Shield could attack both Cena and Bryan after the match to ensure a successful cash-in? I guess Triple H could be involved in that beat-down, too, if he wants to remain a babyface. The Shield could then face Cena, Bryan & Triple H down the line.

[Ruien]

Is Ryback even on the card?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No.

[slik]

my predictions:

*Pre-Show: Ambrose over RVD via Shield shenanigans, triple threat tag added to ppv

*Lesnar over Punk via Axel/Heyman shenanigans

*Bryan over Cena via SUBMISSION

*Orton over Bryan via heel turn (HHH, Vince or both)

*Christian over Del Rio

*Sandow over Rhodes

*Show/RVD/Show over The Shield

*Wyatt over Kane

*Brie over Natalya

*Langston/AJ over Ziggler/Kaitlyn

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Cool King]

Really looking forward to RVD/Ambrose.

[Tazz Dan]

Thread title needs a fix to "New World Heavyweight Champion? YES! YES! YES!"

;)

[Frank Drebin]

Isn't Van Dam billed from Battle Creek Michigan? Why do they keep referring to LA as his hometown?

[Cool King]

There's a social media lounge now?

[Volare]

He lives there now....

[Poit]

Why is Vickie there? I thought Natalya was the third person on the kickoff panel?

[Cool King]

Why is Vickie there? I thought Natalya was the third person on the kickoff panel?

Maybe they switched her at the last second to get some reactions for Total Divas.

[Cool King]

Stipulation change!?

Tipsters is now screwed!

[ron the dial]

punk/lesnar no dq is nice

[Heisenberg]

HBK looks fuckin' awesome right now, like he wants to hunt and drop kick things. Good evening peeps

[Cool King]

Ew, Man U supporter.

[Cool King]

My YouTube stream keeps freezing.

[Volare]

lmao Kaitlyn isn't interview on Venice Beach!

[Volare]

PEEPS UNITED!

[Cool King]

What? No Kaitlyn at Muscle Beach?

[Cool King]

Maybe it's because I'm from the UK, but I find it quite weird that an arena has a metal detector. :-\

[Cool King]

Haha, just heard Cole talking.

[slik]

Maybe it's because I'm from the UK, but I find it quite weird that an arena has a metal detector. :-\

There are a lot of shady folks in the U.S.

I remember the story about how Piper got stabbed by a fan once.

[Cool King]

Slight attire change for Ambrose I see.

[Cool King]

Snazzy stage.

Especially the floor.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Heisenberg. Join me and Ron the dial in casual forum!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Also does anyone have a stream please? First row is blocked in the uk now

[slik]

rvd very plain tights tonight

WAIT

Ambrose is NOT wearing a shirt under his vest

[slik]

check ur rep, snog

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that there will be a gif of Ambrose staring into the camera there.

[Cool King]

"It's ova!"

[Cool King]

Why do I get the feeling that this will be made into a six man tag match?

[slik]

If it does, then my first prediction is correct

Also WTF no commercial breaks should be allowed on the pre-show during matches

[Cool King]

That looked like it hurt RVD more.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm the only person who went for Cena in tipsters. You're all going down

[road doggy dogg]

what are the matches, gimme a quick run-down while I find a decent stream and pour myself multiple alcoholic beverages
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[Cool King]

DAAAAAAAAMNNN!!!!

[Innovator]

HBK is joining the Wyatts

[Cool King]

Well, the rest of the stream will most likely be advertisements, social media crap and vignettes, so I'm off to order the PPV and then watch it.

[slik]

Tout is the poor man's Vine

[Theo Dious]

Ring of Fire jerking the curtain?

[Cool King]

<s>Inferno</s> Ring of Fire Match is up first?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck you poll.

[Poit]

Shouldn't they wait to light the fire until AFTER Kane & Wyatt are in the ring?

[Theo Dious]

Well they need to test it.

[slik]

No, the winner is whoever can get into the ring first

[slik]

also poit, check ur rep

[Innovator]

Good idea to start it with the ring of fire, good visual to get the crowd going and only have to make one buffer time to take down the strucute.

[slik]

I don't like Miz's theme

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

CockSnogger. Youuuuuuu sonofabitch!

[#1-norm-fan]

I forgot about Lesnar-Punk until just now. Weird.

[SammyG]

YEAH BITCHES

[Innovator]

I forgot about the Miz until now, not weird.

[BigCrippyZ]

Somebody wanna stream me please?

[#1-norm-fan]

You're Goddamn right we'll kick things off with Fandango.

[slik]

very cool intro

[DrCrawford]

Miz is so cringe worthy when he does his really schtick. Actually he always makes me cringe. he tries too hard

[eazey]

Any Streams?

[el bobbo]

I actually bought this. Got a 12 pack of Busch too. It's gonna be a good night.

[#1-norm-fan]

Somebody wanna stream me please?

Rep

[SammyG]

How do you morons not know how to find streams yet

[#1-norm-fan]

I actually bought this. Got a 12 pack of Busch too. It's gonna be a good night.

Oh shit! I also forgot about alcohol making wrestling better! Whiskey time!

[el bobbo]

Oh shit! I also forgot about alcohol making wrestling better! Whiskey time!

You're god damn right buddy.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Don't ask for streams in here. Join the Stream Private group.

[Razzamajazz]

you all better be standing your asses up for this national anthem

[Innovator]

Jojo got some pipes

[Innovator]

GOD DAMMIT BUY A JACKET KING

[slik]

Feel the burn

[Poit]

King: "You know what they say, if you can't handle the heat, don't tickle the dragon."

... what?

[el bobbo]

I have never seen Bray Wyatt, ever, in any type of match.

[Poit]

Sorta surprised there isn't a pre-match beatdown by the Wyatts here.

[el bobbo]

FIRE!

[Poit]

Isn't it kinda unfair to have a Ring of Fire match with a guy who, in kayfabe, can control fire?

[#1-norm-fan]

I like the "feel" of this match.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Wyatt is looking trim.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

http://www.fattycue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/losing_it0.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

Feel like The Wyatt Family is just gonna throw something into the ring.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Tree pretty

[Poit]

They can't figure out to just toss the kendo stick over the ropes.

Also, why is there a kendo stick there?

[slik]

Undertaker chant?

[#1-norm-fan]

Or they'll just get in the ring anyway. lol. Goddamn copout.

[VSG]

lol that was a shit finish.

[blak23]

This was a bad match

[Theo Dious]

Very lame match. This whole Wyatt thing sucks.

[ddpBANG]

WTH was that match? Terrible

[blak23]

Well, it seems that even in victory the Wyatt's have been buried

[Seth82]

that so called "Ring of Fire" match was lame.

[Theo Dious]

This is so uninteresting.

[blak23]

Well at least he has a cool shirt

[VSG]

The theatrics outside the in-ring action took longer than the actual match.

[Blitz]

Boy I hate that spot with the stairs. I get suspension of disbelief in wrestling, but anyone can plainly see that it's so dumb.

[Razzamajazz]

i laughed outloud at them using the stairs. what's that supposed to do, blow his eardrums out?

[ddpBANG]

lol why is Kane walking with them? They couldn't carry him to actually sell it?

[Theo Dious]

Mother fuck. They just ate up a half an hour of a PPV with that jackassery.

[slik]

hmmm....I'm guessing kane is leaving for a while (prob to film See No Evil 2) and will come back brainwashed by the Wyatts.

[el bobbo]

#HBKbeard

[Emperor Smeat]

Or they'll just get in the ring anyway. lol. Goddamn copout.

Thought it was going to be obvious they'd interfere somehow. The Wyatts are fanatical followers but not complete morons to just do nothing or get burnt on purpose.

The match itself was pretty underwhelming as an opener.

[#1-norm-fan]

I always get duped into thinking something creative will happen in situations like this. Like... "The Wyatts can't interfere. I'm intrigued to see what happens." And the Wyatts interfere anyway. lol

This gives me the feeling nothing "crazy" is gonna happen in this show. Bryan will probably and the show will end. No crazy turns or anything.

[BigCrippyZ]

Yeah, they "carried" him away. One of the craziest things JBL has ever seen folks.

[tman220]

would anyone be so kinda and possibly PM me a stream link?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

not for a 24 post dweeb.

[slik]

Hallelujah!

[#1-norm-fan]

Did the camera just not catch The Wyatts beating up the firemen to get the blanket and the fire extinguisher or did I just miss it? lol

[Theo Dious]

I love Sandow.

[loopydate]

would anyone be so kinda and possibly PM me a stream link?

I swear I'm not a cop. Would anyone happen to have any narcotic drugs because I would like some.

[ddpBANG]

Cody's mustache? :(

[Innovator]

CLEAN SHAVEN CODY

[#1-norm-fan]

No stache? Transformation back into CAWdy complete.

[Theo Dious]

Yeah, they "carried" him away. One of the craziest things JBL has ever seen folks.

Coming from a man who carried a crucified Stephanie McMahon to the ring...

[el bobbo]

Sandow just pulled off a Mortal Kombat leg sweep. Fucking Sweet.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He probably lost the duel to JBL.

[Emperor Smeat]

:wavesad: Cody's mustache chants

[Theo Dious]

Cody's mustache was ass.

[Theo Dious]

SUMMERSLAM: NIGHT OF THE BEARDS

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That Kane vs bray Wyatt match was sweet. Atmosphere around those guys was pretty cool. Good music. I'm a fan

[BigCrippyZ]

Coming from a man who carried a crucified Stephanie McMahon to the ring...

No kidding. I'm really wanting to enjoy this but it's hard when they treat us like we're stupid.

[el bobbo]

This is a pretty loud crowd for LA.

[Poit]

Muscle buster!

[el bobbo]

That Kane vs bray Wyatt match was sweet. Atmosphere around those guys was pretty cool. Good music. I'm a fan

Wasn't a good "wrestling" match by any means, but it was pretty cool.

[slik]

Wow! Good for Cody!

[el bobbo]

Go Cody!

[#1-norm-fan]

Fuck CAWdy. No 'stache, no personality.

I'd prefer they actually have a guy with the MITB case look strong before cashing in.

[ddpBANG]

Have very little interest in this match. Del Rio is a boring champ and Christian is a boring face.

[blak23]

Del Rio wins

[BigCrippyZ]

Yeah, almost no interest in this match. Love Christian, feel like he's incredibly under appreciated, but with all the horrible booking he's gotten over the years, it's pretty much killed my interest in him. Sure, Alberto's great in the ring, but I feel like he's SO incredibly boring.

[Heisenberg]

Triple H should give the main event something to look forward to outside of Daniel Bryan's usual great show of kicks.

Bow down to the King of Kings in referee form

[slik]

feel very apathetic towards this match but willing to give it a shot

[Theo Dious]

Seriously, can we have the Real Americans come down and kick Del Rios ass?

[BigCrippyZ]

Seriously, can we have the Real Americans come down and kick Del Rios ass?

:lol:

[ministrychick77]

damn... stream's acting up. could someone please send me a link?

[Eklipse]

Can someone hook me up with a stream?

[Theo Dious]

Ugh. Professional broadcasters saying "aggressiveness." IT'S AGGRESSION YOU ASSHOLES.

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn. Del Rio's getting fucked up in this match.

[el bobbo]

This is a stellar match without any buildup.

[slik]

backstabber counter was cool

[slik]

if u want a stream, shoot me a pm and I'll respond.

I'll be out of rep within the hour otherwise.

[Poit]

Ugh. Professional broadcasters saying "aggressiveness." IT'S AGGRESSION YOU ASSHOLES.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aggressiveness

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pwned phonics style.

[BigCrippyZ]

Is it just me, my stream or do the kick outs in this match look like shit?

[blak23]

Good match

[el bobbo]

This is Awesome chant is totally warranted.

[slik]

WOW did not expect a clean win

[DrCrawford]

at least he didnt win

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pizza, wings and soda on the way now THAT is awesome.

[Emperor Smeat]

WHC match was pretty good overall.

[VSG]

Great match, these two can put on a match anyday and I will still watch it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Gay Mysterio to show up?

[Theo Dious]

GET SANDOW OUT HERE.

[#1-norm-fan]

Awesome match.

... Mysterio return?

[ddpBANG]

WOW did not expect a clean win

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Christian got the match only because RVD is on a part-time schedule for 90 days before taking time off.

[#1-norm-fan]

WOW did not expect a clean win

Kinda felt like Christian was thrown into the match by default so I'm not surprised that ADR would go over clean just to put him over.

[Innovator]

SmarkySpidey Sense tingling that Rey Rey is coming back tomorrow

[Eklipse]

Watching the stream and Breaking Bad is proving to be difficult...

[slik]

Miz/Fandango match to be added?

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz sounded extra awkward there at the beginning of that interview.

[Theo Dious]

So are they trying to make "Fandango-bombing" into a thing now?

[#1-norm-fan]

Wonder why they didn't have the tag match on the PPV and this match at Axxess.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Way too early for a piss match.

[BigCrippyZ]

Wonder why they didn't have the tag match on the PPV and this match at Axxess.

Probably because it was/would've been a horrible match. Although, I can't imagine it being much worse than this.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hah! It's the post WM crowd!

[slik]

JBL JBL JBL JBL

[simplythevest]

stream please? went to buffalo wild wings and they didnt have it. ugh

[Theo Dious]

Well the crowd is bored.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Google it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did they say "We Want Sable"? LA has no taste at all.

[#1-norm-fan]

Probably because it was/would've been a horrible match. Although, I can't imagine it being much worse than this.

Exactly. The only difference is that that one had a celebrity in it. Seems like that would put it above this one as far as a "PPV worthy match".

[Skippord]

are they chanting "We want tables" or "We want Sable"?

[Theo Dious]

We want tables?

[road doggy dogg]

WWE is SO SMART to be matching this AMAZINGLY AWESOME divas match in the 9:00 slot against Breaking Bad. Real brilliant marketing move
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[ddpBANG]

Is this over yet?

[Theo Dious]

Honestly I like Divas matches more than most but this isn't very good.

[BigCrippyZ]

Exactly. The only difference is that that one had a celebrity in it. Seems like that would put it above this one as far as a "PPV worthy match".

I thought that myself. Pretty surprising.

[Theo Dious]

lol That's the botch ref from Monday isn't it.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. "We want tables" chant in a divas match.

[ddpBANG]

Ref didn't botch the finish

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Danielson Family is 0-1 tonight. Looking good for my boy Dbry tonight.

[blak23]

Good for Nattie. She definitely deserves it.

[Theo Dious]

Oh God now Ryder chants.

[Theo Dious]

When men are involved in the sharpshooter it looks a little awkward. When women do it it just looks hot.

[BigCrippyZ]

Nikki's new tits make Brie's tits look like utter shit bags.

[#1-norm-fan]

WWE is SO SMART to be matching this AMAZINGLY AWESOME divas match in the 9:00 slot against Breaking Bad. Real brilliant marketing move
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Well to be fair, if you're watching in North America and Breaking Bad is competition, you've already paid your money and turning the channel would be retarded and not really effect them.

[Skippord]

Ryback in his leather daddy outfit is really weirding me out

[Theo Dious]

Oh look, another "Ryback beats up the help" video.

[slik]

Ryback is a terrible bully

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Ryback.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bully Rayback.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Ryback constantly bullying people in catering is bound to lead to a feud with <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder">@ZackRyder</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SummerSlam&amp;src=hash">#SummerSlam</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/369266231636795393">August 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[BigCrippyZ]

They're really going over board with BA*

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Already?

[#1-norm-fan]

This already? Seems early.

What else is there? Dolph/Big E, Cena/Bryan...

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Legit stoked for this match.</font>

[slik]

Really looking forward to this match.

I think it's going to be awesome.

[BigCrippyZ]

Hope this match is as good as I'm expecting. Seems way early for this match though.

[#1-norm-fan]

I wonder where Sheamus was going to fit in on this card. He had to have been on it somewhere I assume. Sheamus vs Ryback possibly? That actually would have been pretty good.

[Innovator]

Main event #1

[Theo Dious]

Ugh. Lesnar's I IS ULTIMATE FIGHTER look sucks ass.

[Poit]

Edit: Nevermind, got my verb tenses mixed up.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's Clobbering Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!