Kane Knight
05-15-2004, 03:09 AM
Note: Most of these are light-hearted jabs, intended to poke fun. There is only one rant here that's conming from an "I'm legitimately pissed off about it" standpoint, and that's the mention of the ongoing efforts in Iraq...
This one goes out to Mark Callaway. At the point at which your character is getting fewer people chanting your name than a she-male cruiserweight champ, Mark, it's time to just bow out.
From the WWE Lawbook: It's illegal to vandalise a car, but perfectly legal to beat a man in handcuffs.
note to Vince: Apparently you didn't learn this from your own stint, but old men's asses =/= ratings...Unless it's flair, but at least he's got a rack...;)
La Ridiculous: What, why stop at bringing up the torture of Iraqs? What, you couldn't get footage of the decapitation in time? I watch wrestling to be entertained, not to see people further drag current events through the wringer. I'm also not a big fan of "I'm gonna kill your momma," but at least that's not dragging in a real event.
Mordecai is clearly a typo. It should read "Mooredecai," as insider sources are announcing a huge push for Shannon Moore at Judgement Day.
Bubba...UPS called. They want their shorts back.
Why has't anyone thought to get caller ID, so they could tell when they were being rung by Mysterio? JBL's a rich boy.
speaking of JBL, anyone else notice the crowd get rather confused? When Mister Layfield put his hat on the turnbuckle, they didn't seem sure who to boo. The bad news for John...More people eventually got behind the ringpost. Something about slightly edging him out in charisma.
In case Smacking your TV results in a water landing, Jacky now doubles as a floatation device.
They may have arrested Eddie for vandalism, but damn, is Cena smooth...He snatched the Hubcaps of Layfield's limo right from under the cops' noses!
This one goes out to Mark Callaway. At the point at which your character is getting fewer people chanting your name than a she-male cruiserweight champ, Mark, it's time to just bow out.
From the WWE Lawbook: It's illegal to vandalise a car, but perfectly legal to beat a man in handcuffs.
note to Vince: Apparently you didn't learn this from your own stint, but old men's asses =/= ratings...Unless it's flair, but at least he's got a rack...;)
La Ridiculous: What, why stop at bringing up the torture of Iraqs? What, you couldn't get footage of the decapitation in time? I watch wrestling to be entertained, not to see people further drag current events through the wringer. I'm also not a big fan of "I'm gonna kill your momma," but at least that's not dragging in a real event.
Mordecai is clearly a typo. It should read "Mooredecai," as insider sources are announcing a huge push for Shannon Moore at Judgement Day.
Bubba...UPS called. They want their shorts back.
Why has't anyone thought to get caller ID, so they could tell when they were being rung by Mysterio? JBL's a rich boy.
speaking of JBL, anyone else notice the crowd get rather confused? When Mister Layfield put his hat on the turnbuckle, they didn't seem sure who to boo. The bad news for John...More people eventually got behind the ringpost. Something about slightly edging him out in charisma.
In case Smacking your TV results in a water landing, Jacky now doubles as a floatation device.
They may have arrested Eddie for vandalism, but damn, is Cena smooth...He snatched the Hubcaps of Layfield's limo right from under the cops' noses!