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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Some Smackdown thoughts...Spoilers...
Note: Most of these are light-hearted jabs, intended to poke fun. There is only one rant here that's conming from an "I'm legitimately pissed off about it" standpoint, and that's the mention of the ongoing efforts in Iraq...
This one goes out to Mark Callaway. At the point at which your character is getting fewer people chanting your name than a she-male cruiserweight champ, Mark, it's time to just bow out. From the WWE Lawbook: It's illegal to vandalise a car, but perfectly legal to beat a man in handcuffs. note to Vince: Apparently you didn't learn this from your own stint, but old men's asses =/= ratings...Unless it's flair, but at least he's got a rack... ![]() La Ridiculous: What, why stop at bringing up the torture of Iraqs? What, you couldn't get footage of the decapitation in time? I watch wrestling to be entertained, not to see people further drag current events through the wringer. I'm also not a big fan of "I'm gonna kill your momma," but at least that's not dragging in a real event. Mordecai is clearly a typo. It should read "Mooredecai," as insider sources are announcing a huge push for Shannon Moore at Judgement Day. Bubba...UPS called. They want their shorts back. Why has't anyone thought to get caller ID, so they could tell when they were being rung by Mysterio? JBL's a rich boy. speaking of JBL, anyone else notice the crowd get rather confused? When Mister Layfield put his hat on the turnbuckle, they didn't seem sure who to boo. The bad news for John...More people eventually got behind the ringpost. Something about slightly edging him out in charisma. In case Smacking your TV results in a water landing, Jacky now doubles as a floatation device. They may have arrested Eddie for vandalism, but damn, is Cena smooth...He snatched the Hubcaps of Layfield's limo right from under the cops' noses! ![]() --John Rogers |
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That's how I roll!!!
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I dunno what show your watching but Taker gets mad pops from the crowd and the people love him.
Somebody just really hates Undertaker |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#1 Don't be a moron. Read the first paragraph, the one not in green.
#2. Jacky was getting a huge chant for her, as opposed to the 3-Man Taker cheerleading team going on there. Yeah, commenting on the fact that a "We want taker" chant couldn't get past three people is sooooo anti-Taker. ![]() |
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Peeps Unite
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Are you an aspiring standup or something?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Yeah. I'd waste my time on wrestling jokes as an aspiring stand-up. That'd be the first place I'd go, because everyone and their mother knows what you're talking about when you bring up Rico and Haas.
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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bah...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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That ring post is next in line for a title shot
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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Well to be fair, it has been with the company a hell of a long time, it's paid it's dues.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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And it's put over some of the best. Where would taker be without the ringpost?
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Where would RVD be without the ringpost? Damn it. Its time the ringpost was reconized as the driving force behind the WWE!
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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From this day forth my new gimmick shall be.... The Newbie Killer. Shadow: I hope you rot in hell for being this unintelligent and for trying to be mildly entertaining. You will eventually perish for these efforts. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Going on with my ringpost driven duties, where would Eddie be? Where would Jeff Hardy be? Where would the Roadwarriors be without that ringpost? Come on WWE, give that ringpost its dues! |
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Triple A's a bitch
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I'm firmly convinced that Smackdown needs a heel turn by the turnbuckle, who then starts a feud with the top rope, leading up to a match where they both get jumped on by Mysterio, RVD and Eddie, while Ric Flair stands on them both waiting for someone to throw him off. ![]() |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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The Newbie Killer gimmick has potential. I'll strike down every last one of them with my 'Deadly Pimp Hand of Impending Doom' |
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