Some Smackdown thoughts...Spoilers...
 

Note: Most of these are light-hearted jabs, intended to poke fun. There is only one rant here that's conming from an "I'm legitimately pissed off about it" standpoint, and that's the mention of the ongoing efforts in Iraq...

This one goes out to Mark Callaway. At the point at which your character is getting fewer people chanting your name than a she-male cruiserweight champ, Mark, it's time to just bow out.

From the WWE Lawbook: It's illegal to vandalise a car, but perfectly legal to beat a man in handcuffs.

note to Vince: Apparently you didn't learn this from your own stint, but old men's asses =/= ratings...Unless it's flair, but at least he's got a rack...;)

La Ridiculous: What, why stop at bringing up the torture of Iraqs? What, you couldn't get footage of the decapitation in time? I watch wrestling to be entertained, not to see people further drag current events through the wringer. I'm also not a big fan of "I'm gonna kill your momma," but at least that's not dragging in a real event.

Mordecai is clearly a typo. It should read "Mooredecai," as insider sources are announcing a huge push for Shannon Moore at Judgement Day.

Bubba...UPS called. They want their shorts back.

Why has't anyone thought to get caller ID, so they could tell when they were being rung by Mysterio? JBL's a rich boy.

speaking of JBL, anyone else notice the crowd get rather confused? When Mister Layfield put his hat on the turnbuckle, they didn't seem sure who to boo. The bad news for John...More people eventually got behind the ringpost. Something about slightly edging him out in charisma.

In case Smacking your TV results in a water landing, Jacky now doubles as a floatation device.

They may have arrested Eddie for vandalism, but damn, is Cena smooth...He snatched the Hubcaps of Layfield's limo right from under the cops' noses!

I dunno what show your watching but Taker gets mad pops from the crowd and the people love him.

Somebody just really hates Undertaker

Are you an aspiring standup or something?

bah...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :shifty:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.


:lol: Great stuff.

That ring post is next in line for a title shot :(

I hear it's been working a pretty strong program with Eddie at house shows.

Well to be fair, it has been with the company a hell of a long time, it's paid it's dues.

Where would RVD be without the ringpost? Damn it. Its time the ringpost was reconized as the driving force behind the WWE!

Another horrendously stupid remark by a newbie.... God damnit, I'm not gonna take it anymore!

From this day forth my new gimmick shall be.... The Newbie Killer.

Shadow: I hope you rot in hell for being this unintelligent and for trying to be mildly entertaining. You will eventually perish for these efforts.

I thought the entire point of this thread was unintelligence for the same of being mildly entertaining...:shifty:

You can stirke me down but 5 more will rise to take my place. Lets face it, its a losing battle.

Going on with my ringpost driven duties, where would Eddie be? Where would Jeff Hardy be? Where would the Roadwarriors be without that ringpost? Come on WWE, give that ringpost its dues!

I gotta say I disagree with you on this one.
I'm firmly convinced that Smackdown needs a heel turn by the turnbuckle, who then starts a feud with the top rope, leading up to a match where they both get jumped on by Mysterio, RVD and Eddie, while Ric Flair stands on them both waiting for someone to throw him off.
:wtf:

lol....which is why that post was strictly satirical and a poor excuse for making a new gimmick.

The Newbie Killer gimmick has potential. I'll strike down every last one of them with my 'Deadly Pimp Hand of Impending Doom'