The **OFFICIAL** 2013 Hell In A Cell Thread - If Cena Wins owenbrown Riots.

[Tazz Dan]

Hopefully this PPV is better than the last Juan. I'm posting this from my phone, and really can't be assed copying the matches from Poit's thread, so if someone would like to do that, that would be cool. Also I'm going to miss the whole show because I'll be in surgery, so fuck you guys.

[XL]

First thought was "Who schedules a surgery at midnight!?"

Then I realised.

[XL]

Think I'm gonna stay up to watch this...if someone kindly sends me a stream.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

join the stream group. I'll put one in there if I find a good one.

NO ASKING FOR STREAMS IN THE THREAD!

[mike adamle]

Anyone know of any good streams??

[XL]

I'm in the Steam Group. Thought it was obsolete though.

[Bad News Gertner]

I have a feeling owenbrown won't be rooting for Big. E. Langston in the opener.

[slik]

Feel like I should just join the stream group to post the damn stream I use for everything.

[Mongo Lloyd]

I can't wait for the 10 pages of complaining

[Mongo Lloyd]

join the stream group. I'll put one in there if I find a good one.

NO ASKING FOR STREAMS IN THE THREAD!

Why not?

[Razzamajazz]

i have a good feeling about jimmy uso tonight

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why not?

Can't have the site being accused of giving out streams. Triple A got in trouble awhile back because of Ryan the Shitman Clarke advertising illegal streams in one of his shitty articles.

[Cool King]

Just in case people didn't know, the Axel/Langston kickoff match has been replaced with a Kofi/Sandow match.

[Razzamajazz]

asking is ok, but posting the links in the public forum is bad. there's a private message feature for a reason

[XL]

Or via rep sheet. That's fine too.

[owenbrown]

Alright, Sunday Night, where are you?

Spoiler: Cena Wins, it is most likely true.

Sandow might cash in, we hope so too.

[slik]

If someone wants a stream send me a pm but don't flood the thread asking for them.

[slik]

Unrelated note, wonder if Zeb Colter will cut a promo tonight about how the government shutdown would have never happened if Linda McMahon was elected...

[Volare]

Those that asked have received in rep :D

[Mongo Lloyd]

asking is ok, but posting the links in the public forum is bad. there's a private message feature for a reason

Or via rep sheet. That's fine too.

ah that makes a lot more sense, thanks.

soooo, is someone kind enough to share?

[slik]

I heard a rumor Jim Ross is going to be Big E Langston's manager. He will start dressing as Tugboat though (Ross, not Langston).

[Volare]

That would be some sight.

[Cool King]

The cameraman stalking the woman in the hat there.

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[Savio]

If someone wants a stream send me a pm but don't flood the thread asking for them.
Put it in the group broooooooo

[Cool King]

I'm hearing the Spanish Announce Team under Mathews, Ziggler, Truth and Kaitlyn.

[slik]

Put it in the group broooooooo

I think James Steele has to approve my membership before I can post.

[Cool King]

Good God, Renee in leather look leggings. :y:

[Poit]

Big E looks reasonably-sized in a suit.

[Cool King]

I've noticed that since SummerSlam, the audio for the kickoffs have been quite low.

[Mongo Lloyd]

The **OFFICIAL** 2013... 10-27-2013 12:04 PM SlickyTrickyDamon fuck you for asking questions

did someone put their tampon in backwards?

[Poit]

Ah, yes, with Cena in the WHC match, it can't open the show.

[slik]

This is a good panel. I would rather Ziggler be wrestling but he will do well on the panel.

Kaitlyn and Big E likely will as well.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why do I hear a latino voice?
I didn't agree to this SAP Choice.

[Poit]

I wonder if anyone will remember that triple threat matches are automatically no-DQ.

[slik]

Ah, yes, with Cena in the WHC match, it can't open the show.



I could see Cena winning and Sandow cashing in (I'm not in tipsters but I'm sure tons of people have suggested that already)

[Cool King]

Big E Langston doing some news anchoring there.

[Poit]

The Shield talking down to Big E for being an NXT guy... even though Big E beat Seth Rollins for the NXT Championship.

[Volare]

Langston challenging that ass! Fuck Yes!

[slik]

Big E giving The Shield the business

[Savio]

I am hearing spanish on the preshow

[Volare]

Big E To The Moooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How is ruthless aggression rising above hate?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Note if I don't type after the divas match it could be because my keyboard is broken due to a useless bella being champ.

[Razzamajazz]

i'm glad my cable company has started showing the preshow matches instead of 30 minutes of video packages

[Cool King]

Hearing the Spanish Announce Team reminds me of when my PC had some virus that would randomly play adverts on my computer.

I'd hear the audio of them ever so slightly but they were nowhere to be found on my PC.

[Volare]

Careful a key doesn't break off and land in your mouth sir.

[slik]

#MouthBreathers

[Cool King]

I've noticed that a lot of the WWE Roster go quite crazy with exclamation marks when they "tweet".

[Poit]

Rey Mysterio at the Spanish announce table? Kinda random.

[Cool King]

Mysterio has retired?

[Cool King]

I'm sure Cole just said Mysterio had retired.

[Poit]

This is a C-O-N-SPIRACY!

[Razzamajazz]

i bet kaitlyn likes to snowball

[Poit]

I'm sure Cole just said Mysterio had retired.

He said Mysterio retired JBL.

[Theo Dious]

I would totally pop a boner if Mysterio had retired and nobody noticed. :rofl:

[Cool King]

He said Mysterio retired JBL.

Ahh I see.

[slik]

While I've never been the biggest fan of Mysterio I never wish a career ending injury on anyone.

I wish Rey well at the announce booth.

[slik]

Oh nevermind, I will take away my internal glee at never having to watch Rey Mysterio ruin another match.

Sigh.

[KyleEmmott]

Can someone please give me the link to a stream or point me towards the HITC group? either one will get you rep.

[KyleEmmott]

I have one but it's a bad quality...

[Poit]

Can someone please give me the link to a stream or point me towards the HITC group? either one will get you rep.

http://ppv.wwe.com/

[KyleEmmott]

GOLDUUSTTTT

[Theo Dious]

I don't know exactly when he stopped being awesome, but I hate JBL's commentary these days.

[slik]

Good match selection to open the show

[Theo Dious]

Also I would love it if the Real Americans came down and beat up Rey.

[Poit]

I wonder if anyone will remember that triple threat matches are automatically no-DQ.

They did!

[Poit]

Wait, didn't Cole just say that 3 men would be in the ring at once? Did it spontaneously turn into a tornado match?

[Krimzon7]

LOL Bad Grandpa Plug...King is such a child.

[Krimzon7]

I love Roman Reigns. That motherfucker is impressive.

[Cool King]

Dear Seth Rollins,

Please stop talking. Forever.

Many Thanks,

Cool King

[Razzamajazz]

lol reigns cant get over the rope

[slik]

That color of green looks good on Cody

[slik]

Holy Shit!

[Razzamajazz]

HOLY FUCK

[Krimzon7]

HOLY SHIT

[Poit]

Holy fuck.

[Poit]

Everyone except Jimmy is destroyed.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek:

[owenbrown]

What the fuck, Cody?!

[Razzamajazz]

this has been a great match

[Krimzon7]

This is great for Tag Team Wrestling.

[Poit]

GLORIOUS SPEAR OF JUSTICE

[slik]

Excellent opening match!

[Krimzon7]

GREAT FINISH. Show stealing performance by these six men.

[Cool King]

That was a great match. :y:

[Emperor Smeat]

Amazing match.

[Razzamajazz]

GTA: John Cena

[Cool King]

I like the lighting for that bridge there.

[slik]

Miz.

Way to cool my buzz from the opening match WWE.

[slik]

Love Bray Wyatt

[Razzamajazz]

we want rey chant?

[Krimzon7]

not medically cleared...wears wrestling gear to ring.

[Cool King]

That's gotta be Kane!

[owenbrown]

KANE!

[Krimzon7]

Botchtastic

[Cool King]

we want rey chant?

Kane.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

kill the miz kane

[Poit]

Wait, Kane isn't brainwashed?

[Razzamajazz]

kane's boots are shiny

[Poit]

Oh, there's that, at least.

[Poit]

"Maybe he doesn't like Miz TV either." :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: announcers didn't care that much about Kane attacking the Miz

[slik]

Figured Kane would return 'brainwashed'.

His mask looks kind of different

[Krimzon7]

I love the way Macho Man said Ooh Yeah.

[Cool King]

Oh, she has a match.

[Poit]

Summer Rae finally has a match on the main roster!

[Krimzon7]

My Wife and I won a Salsa Contest.

How much did you eat?


LOL these guys are cutting loose tonight.

[Krimzon7]

GET DOWN!!!

[Poit]

I really hope they don't face Khali & Natalya.

[Cool King]

Fandango is actually dancing.

[Poit]

Son of a bitch.

[Krimzon7]

this is an early piss break...gonna go put some clothes in the dryer.

[Cool King]

I really hope they don't face Khali & Natalya.

Oh look at that, they are.

[owenbrown]

This match is on the main card?! :wtf:

[slik]

Summer Rae is better than the Bellas.

[XL]

PPV took a huuuuuuuuuuuge dip after the opening match. Miz promo, a really awkward exchange between Kane, and the Wyatt's and an unannounced match featuring Khali.

[Poit]

Fandango is trying to render Khali unable to walk.

Wait...

[Cool King]

Summer Rae sounds like as yapping puppy that won't shut up when she's in the ring.

[Razzamajazz]

woman on man violence is ok, but if fandango touches natalya, dq

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is the Miz

http://www.hark.com/clips/pgdvhfdcwz-you-dont-act-like-a-scientist

[Cool King]

WHAT!?

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

Again!

[Poit]

Not how I expected Natalya to be eliminated from Survivor, but alright.

[XL]

Another unannounced match?

[slik]

This should be a good match

I think Big E has lots of potential

[Razzamajazz]

lol big e

[Poit]

There's a wizard in the audience!

[KyleEmmott]

I honestly wouldn't mind Cena being WHC

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No I expected her to be 3 week'ed.

[slik]

Another unannounced match?

It was announced on the pre-show

[Krimzon7]

love Big E Langston.

[Poit]

I sorta wish Big E would go back to his old theme.

[Cool King]

Lawler: I had a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

*Silence*

:lol:

[Razzamajazz]

is it just me or have they been calling spots a little too loudly?

[Cool King]

Heard Ambrose calling for the belly to belly.

[owenbrown]

Wait this ref wearing rubber gloves? Is he the only one tonight that has done that?

[Poit]

Damn, Big E's face looks nasty.

[slik]

What a spear

[Razzamajazz]

i heard him say "sleeper" and "stand up" a little earlier

[Poit]

Wait this ref wearing rubber gloves? Is he the only one tonight that has done that?

He may have put them on when Big E started bleeding.

[Cool King]

This is a bloody match.

[owenbrown]

lame finish

[Razzamajazz]

what does this mean for curtis axel now that langston moved over to the us title?

[slik]

first HIAC match up next

[Cool King]

what does this mean for curtis axel now that langston moved over to the us title?

It means Axel will be champion for longer. :y:

[Razzamajazz]

It means Axel will be champion for longer. :y:
:y::y:

[Cool King]

:y::y:

:y::y::y:

[Emperor Smeat]

what does this mean for curtis axel now that langston moved over to the us title?

He's going to be out for a while. Maybe a tournament for a new champion depending on how long he's out.

Dave Meltzer:

--Curtis Axel blew out both of his hips in the tag team match on Raw on Monday night. It was described as a freak accident. That's why he's off the show today.

[Razzamajazz]

:y::y::y:
:y::n::y:

[Razzamajazz]

He's going to be out for a while. Maybe a tournament for a new champion depending on how long he's out.

well shit

[Cool King]

:y::n::y:

:n::y::n:

[Cool King]

He's going to be out for a while. Maybe a tournament for a new champion depending on how long he's out.

Damn. :(

[Cool King]

What the hell, Heyman? :lol:

[Razzamajazz]

come on those things arent that hard to drive

[Cool King]

Gif that Heyman smile.

[Poit]

So Heyman is going to sit on top of the cell during the match?

[slik]

Heyman going up top?

[Theo Dious]

lol WTF is this

[owenbrown]

Is Paul E. gonna take a bump off the cell?! :eek:

[Cool King]

I thought a Hell in a Cell match couldn't begin until all competitors were inside the cell?

[owenbrown]

cue the Goldberg chants already?

[slik]

Heyman going to the top of the cell to avoid debt collectors

[Cool King]

"You're a Punk!"

Well Ryback, it is in his name.

[slik]

Ryback seems to have regressed as an in-ring wrestler from this time last year

[slik]

Commentary is strange tonight

[slik]

Lawler definitely the weak link in the commentary team.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>This will forever be known as the night Dr Evil himself, <a href="https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle">@heymanhustle</a> &quot;danced&quot; on top of <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23HELLINACELL&amp;src=hash">#HELLINACELL</a> <a href="http://t.co/IlD8htZeMQ">pic.twitter.com/IlD8htZeMQ</a></p>&mdash; Justin Roberts (@JustinRoberts) <a href="https://twitter.com/JustinRoberts/statuses/394631733645037568">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Justin Roberts with a Kimona Wannalaya reference on twitter.

[Cool King]

Lawler definitely the weak link in the commentary team.

He's always the weak link.

[slik]

Ow. Punk's testicles.

[Cool King]

Ryback pulling a Bully Ray with the way he got himself on the table.

[Cool King]

Now we'll see Punk climb the cell.

[owenbrown]

who's taking the bump?

[Poit]

Punk "unsheathing his sword" right there. :naughty:

[Theo Dious]

lol This is fun.

[owenbrown]

no going through the cage?

[Theo Dious]

Heyman should totally just lie on the cage for the rest of the night and get involved in the main event.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Thought Heymans fat ass could have broken through. Probably would have killed him if the table remnants were still there.

[Shisen Kopf]

CANCER woooo!

[Shisen Kopf]

Oh wait, sorry Tazz Dan.

[slik]

My screen froze -- how did Punk pin Ryback? Did he hit the GTS?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WWE really loves the word structure.

[Theo Dious]

Yeah, this is what I wanna hear about, Lillian Garcia's mom's cancerous tits.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

My screen froze -- how did Punk pin Ryback? Did he hit the GTS?

Yes and a macho elbow through a table before it.

[Cool King]

It looks like Daniel Bryan has stolen William Regal's hair.

[Poit]

King just wished that Heyman was actually dead.

Sigh.

[Theo Dious]

It looks like Daniel Bryan has stolen William Regal's hair.

Regal must feel so besmirched.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Really funny King mentioned Heyman not wanting to be in a scaffold match in the 80s. Jerry broke Heymans jaw.

[slik]

OLE!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

PISS BREAK!

OLE!

PISS BREAK!

OLE!

[Theo Dious]

Oh God dammit what the hell is this.

[Cool King]

Olé!

[slik]

Lawler should removed from doing ppv commentaries honestly.

Cole and JBL work much better without him. Lawler seems like he doesn't care and isn't paying attention (and occasionally makes classless remarks like those about Heyman)

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL hoping the black bull is Rey

[Cool King]

Michael Cole doesn't give a shit about Kayfabe.

[slik]

I want to see El Torito's birth certificate!

[Theo Dious]

Michael Cole doesn't give a shit about Kayfabe.

Seriously. In the good old days they would have pretended this was an actual bull. :nono:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WE THE PEOPLE!

[Cool King]

Lawler should removed from doing ppv commentaries honestly.

Cole and JBL work much better without him. Lawler seems like he doesn't care and isn't paying attention (and occasionally makes classless remarks like those about Heyman)

He doesn't care.

I'm sure he said one time that he was only doing his job because of the money and that he doesn't watch SmackDown.

[Theo Dious]

lol "Sawed-off Half-Man Half-Bull"

[slik]

Those damn Puerto Ricans sneaking into our country illegally!

[Cool King]

Cole pronouncing Minotaur incorrectly.

Or is that how you say it in America?

[Razzamajazz]

puerto rican mexicans

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cole pronouncing Minotaur incorrectly.

Or is that how you say it in America?

Murican pronouncement : mino tar.

[Theo Dious]

God this commentary is appalling.

[Theo Dious]

And I don't know what the fuck you people are smoking, Lawler is the only one out there who isn't making me retch.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SWING SWING SWING BATTER!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit he sped up at the end.

[Theo Dious]

I don't know why they bother to mask these guys. It's not like anyone would recognize Primo & Epico.

[Cool King]

I love JBL's obsession with El Torito.

[Cool King]

And I don't know what the fuck you people are smoking, Lawler is the only one out there who isn't making me retch.

Watch Raw.

[Theo Dious]

I love JBL's obsession with El Torito.

JBL was instrumental in getting Hornswoggle over.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JBL is awesome MACKLE!

[slik]

Heart Attack JBL?

[Theo Dious]

Watch Raw.

Starting tomorrow I'll be allowed to again!

[Shisen Kopf]

Those damn Puerto Ricans sneaking into our country illegally!

Porter Reekans

[KyleEmmott]

This is just a stupid tag team

[Razzamajazz]

torito single handely beat the real americans

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena didn't politic his way into the final match? Holy shit.

[Cool King]

Starting tomorrow I'll be allowed to again!

:y:

[dronepool]

So with Marilyn Manson on Talking Dead and Walking Dead.. did I miss anything?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena: I don't listen to doctors because i am the doctor of thuganomics.

[Razzamajazz]

So with Marilyn Manson on Talking Dead and Walking Dead.. did I miss anything?
only half the show

[Shisen Kopf]

John Cena is superman. Gotta love that guy.

[Theo Dious]

So with Marilyn Manson on Talking Dead and Walking Dead.. did I miss anything?

Only the GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT.

[Theo Dious]

Stroking my cock up for a Sandow cash-in.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I have a feeling Rey will cheat somehow in this match. Either turning on Cena or costing Del Rio the belt.

[Savio]

Please be cena as a midget

[Razzamajazz]

swerve
cena's not there

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can a true heel get booed vs. Cena? Let's see.

[Theo Dious]

lol Has any restraining order in the history of wrestling ever not been violated?

[slik]

So with Marilyn Manson on Talking Dead and Walking Dead.. did I miss anything?

Best match has been the opener so far.

RhodesDust retained in a good match.

Heyman spent the entirety of HIAC on top of the cell (he was taken to the ring and top of the cell with a cherry picker). After Punk won he climbed the cage, beat Heyman with a Kendo stick and gave him a GTS


Kane returned and attacked Rowan/Harper and then attacked Miz for fun.

[el bobbo]

Juan Cheena

[Cool King]

Stroking my cock up for a Sandow cash-in.

Damn, I never even thought of a Sandow cash-in.

[Theo Dious]

Ugh. Ricardo > Lillian

[Cool King]

They're only donating a portion of the sales of the Rise Against Cancer merchandise to the charity?

I thought they were donating it all.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wrestling's best AJ competes in the next match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Most companies only donate a portion of profits which is part of the backlash for Susan G. Komen. They have extra costs now that they have way more shirts.

[Theo Dious]

Wrestling's best AJ competes in the next match.

In an attempt to draw ratings for Total Diva's the AJ/Brie match is going on last. :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

Most companies only donate a portion of profits which is part of the backlash for Susan G. Komen. They have extra costs now that they have way more shirts.

Yeah, a good bit of it will go to expenses like pink ropes, pink lights, T-shirt manufacture, and mammograms for Tensai & Brodus.

[Cool King]

Thanks to Tedious, I'm now thinking of possible ways Sandow can cash-in.

The best one I've thought of so far is Sandow cashing in when both Del Rio and Cena are exhausted, probably after Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment, and due to the rule that the MitB can be cashed in at anytime, the match becomes a triple threat match and Sandow immediately pins Del Rio and becomes champion.

[owenbrown]

Yeah, a good bit of it will go to expenses like pink ropes, pink lights, T-shirt manufacture, and mammograms for Tensai & Brodus.

and JBL?

[Poit]

Cole: "How many times does Cena go into a match the underdog?"

Sign.

[Poit]

Thanks to Tedious, I'm now thinking of possible ways Sandow can cash-in.

The best one I've thought of so far is Sandow cashing in when both Del Rio and Cena are exhausted, probably after Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment, and due to the rule that the MitB can be cashed in at anytime, the match becomes a triple threat match and Sandow immediately pins Del Rio and becomes champion.

I'm just assuming that Cena wins, an upset Del Rio destroys his arm, Sandow cashes in, then Cena leaves to finish recovering.

[owenbrown]

already going to the 5 moves of doom?!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tornado DDT? Wtf?

[Theo Dious]

Thanks to Tedious, I'm now thinking of possible ways Sandow can cash-in.

The best one I've thought of so far is Sandow cashing in when both Del Rio and Cena are exhausted, probably after Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment, and due to the rule that the MitB can be cashed in at anytime, the match becomes a triple threat match and Sandow immediately pins Del Rio and becomes champion.

I've always wanted to see a mid-match cash-in like that.

[owenbrown]

does this talk about it finally mean Sandow cashes in?

[slik]

Sandow!

[Theo Dious]

At this point they've mentioned Sandow's MITB too much for me to believe it'll happen.