The Man Formerly Known As Tedious Presents the TLC Thread

[KIRA]

He lost his bromance and his hookers damn.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Congrats Truth but the princess is in another castle.

[Theo Dious]

Aww no "whatup my nigga" from Vince?

[Cool King]

*scowl*

Sorry, but I just can't stand him.

[el bobbo]

Why do they always do all of these last minute matches instead of building anything up?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sorry, but I just can't stand him.

Only because you think it's cool to hate people loved by the IWC. AJ Lee and now him.

[Poit]

"Hey, it's TLC, let's make this randomly added match... no disqualification!"

[Cool King]

Someone should slow down that slap and make it a gif.

[Lock Jaw]

Cole: "Brodus Clay definitely has a chip on his shoulder."

JBL: "A potato chip?"

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/03/sd616_curtis_061011%5B1%5D.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/996ce2cf845164aa038722526109a4c5/tumblr_mxvjfvshsO1srbyoyo1_500.gif

[Poit]

I do like Miz's PPV jacket.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why do they always do all of these last minute matches instead of building anything up?

They built the match fine just didn't have the match announced as a surprise angle.

[Theo Dious]

Sorry, but I just can't stand him.

Only because you think it's cool to hate people loved by the IWC. AJ Lee and now him.

GUYS THIS IS NOT THE TIME

[KIRA]

I really want the Kofi that used to snap and tear Dolph apart when he got screwed in. a match.

[Lock Jaw]

I remember the days when I liked seeing Miz on a PPV and would "mark" for the appearance of his special PPV jacket

[Cool King]

Only because you think it's cool to hate people loved by the IWC. AJ Lee and now him.

http://i.imgur.com/HSLuX.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Cool King also dislikes Big E Langston. Maybe he is just racist.

[slik]

Who does Cool King hate? If it's Rey Mysterio I do too and I understand CK.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Langston is popular on the internet because of twitter. 3/4 Punk is the exception to prove the rule.

[Cool King]

I want a Miz win tonight, but a Kofi win would also be good, but only if it develops his "take no guff" character some more.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Who does Cool King hate? If it's Rey Mysterio I do too and I understand CK.

Xavier Woods.

[Cool King]

Cool King also dislikes Big E Langston. Maybe he is just racist.

A racist Scot?

Never heard of such a thing. :shifty:

[#1-norm-fan]

Cool King probably even hates The Usos because the crowd never doesn't say "so" when they say "U".

[slik]

I like Kofi's tights

[GD]

The Miz seems to be winning the feud against Kofi Kingston.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can't get over how Ryback didn't get over Fan?

[Cool King]

The TLC thread has now turned into a "Who does Cool King hate?" thread.

I apologise Theo Dious.

[el bobbo]

Just grab a weapon instead of untying a turnbuckle.

[slik]

These last two matches are hurting the momentum of the ppv

[el bobbo]

Well-deserved "boring" chant.

[KIRA]

I like Kofi's tights


I preferred the short trunks these just look weird on him.

[GD]

VSG starting a "boring" chant.

[VSG]

Ok I just noticed that the first column of chairs at the entrance is hung differently from the rest. Maybe there will be a repeat of the Cena-Barrett spot from 2 years ago?

[Theo Dious]

Wow. Very tame for a no DQ match at a PPV called Tables Ladders and Chairs.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jesus fuck this crowd. Boring chant after a missile dropkick?

[#1-norm-fan]

Can't get over how Ryback didn't get over Fan?

Yeah, pretty jealous of The Usos never not getting a "so".

[Cool King]

Jeff Dunham?

Seems random.

[KIRA]

Daughtry and Jeff Dunham I'd rather be shot.

[VSG]

Jesus fuck this crowd. Boring chant after a missile dropkick?

The chant was way before the dropkick, not sure why it came across delayed on TV.

[Theo Dious]

Time for beard-fest '14.

[Frank Drebin]

Tribute to the Troops: Suck it, Europe.

[Cool King]

Wow. Very tame for a no DQ match at a PPV called Tables Ladders and Chairs.

Oh yeah, it was No DQ.

Maybe they forgot, just like me?

[Theo Dious]

So is Bray gay for Bryan or what.

[KIRA]

BTW I figured out Wyatts gimmiclkat least I think so


Hes supposed to be possessed.

All his references seem to point to this

[Frank Drebin]

Whatever happened to Bray yelling "The devil made me do it"? They just drop that?

[Cool King]

Tribute to the Troops: Suck it, Europe.

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Time for beard-fest '14.

Anything like Slayerfest '98?

[Poit]

So is Bray gay for Bryan or what.

http://i.imgur.com/5e41xrB.png

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whatever happened to Bray yelling "The devil made me do it"? They just drop that?

I guess they didn't want to make clear that the Authority was responsible or they changed their minds on them being responsible for it.

[Poit]

Cole: Daniel Bryan's made a career of being the underdog.

That's a very poor career choice!

[Theo Dious]

Everybody wants to rule the world. Tears For Fears taught me that in the 80s.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cole: Daniel Bryan's made a career of being the underdog.

That's a very poor career choice!

Worked for Rey Mysterio

[Cool King]

Everybody wants to rule the world. Tears For Fears taught me that in the 80s.

Tears For Fears came to my head too.

I was expecting Lawler to make a joke about it.

[Theo Dious]

BTW I figured out Wyatts gimmiclkat least I think so


Hes supposed to be possessed.

All his references seem to point to this

Autistic is more like it.

[Theo Dious]

Tears For Fears came to my head too.

I was expecting Lawler to make a joke about it.

Clearly I should be there instead of Cole.

[KIRA]

"I love you slim we could've've been together"

[Cool King]

I remember when I used to that that upside down thing as a kid.

Good times.

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddamn @ that suplex.

and lol @ the crabwalk.

Bray Wyatt is awesome.

[Poit]

"That was creepy" chant. :lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

"That was creepy" chant. :lol:

[Theo Dious]

Do the Wyatts hail from Brokeback Mountain?

[KIRA]

Autistic is more like it.

and the spider-walk


is he a savant?

[Poit]

Do the Wyatts hail from Brokeback Mountain?

Well, according to the hanky code, Harper is a top.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Harpista Bomb.

[Theo Dious]

Harper is the only one of these guys that might actually be entertaining.

[Poit]

I think the marquee above the 'tron says "Ladlers".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

GOATS GOTTA FLY GOATS HAVE WINGS!

[#1-norm-fan]

Harper is the only one of these guys that might actually be entertaining.

lol

[slik]

This match is fantastic so far

[Corndad]

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[el bobbo]

They had to put Daniel Bryan in his place.

[Cool King]

Well, according to the hanky code, Harper is a top.

Haha! Hanky code.

That reminds me of a few years ago when I was watching a Jeff Hardy match and my mum was in the room with me, and she saw Hardy and his hanky sticking out of his back pocket and she asked "Is he gay?".

I didn't know what she was talking about until I asked her and she said "Back in the day, that meant you were gay".

[Poit]

Damn, that ended abruptly.

[slik]

"DON'T JUDGE ME SON!!!!"

That's the best way to tell a ref to piss off I've ever heard. I love Bray Wyatt.

[GD]

So far, the PPV has been pretty decent.

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a really good match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Finally the Wyatts win again.

[KIRA]

That is my Christmas card pic.

[Theo Dious]

I will say, these 3 on 1 matches were both impeccably booked.

[#1-norm-fan]

WYATTTTTTTTS!

[el bobbo]

I guess the main event is next. Everybody ready to listen to the announcers completely disregard the Daniel Bryan chants?

[GD]

New "Don't try this at home" video package?

[Cool King]

Quite enjoyable matches this PPV.

Well, the matches that were advertised that is.

[#1-norm-fan]

I think Cole just forgot Orton was the other guy in this match.

[Theo Dious]

Way Bryatt????

[KIRA]

WADE BRYATT?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol Foley. "Way Bryatt"</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

"Way Bryatt has IT." - Mick Foley

[el bobbo]

I'm more interested in the crowd reactions for this match than the actual match.

[Cool King]

New "Don't try this at home" video package?

It's been around for a while, but I've only ever really seen it played during the European broadcasts of Superstars and Experience, so maybe it's new for North America?

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty decent three-on-one match. Bray Wyatt looked better than I have ever seen him as well.

[KIRA]

Also what the hell does that song have to do with this PPV outside of containing the words never again?

[VSG]

Those poor guys had to hold that pose for a long while due to the replays and nobody letting them know when they were back on air. Anyway after the 4th ring mat change for the night, and a bazillion tables, ladders and chairs being brought out it's time for hopefully what isn't a horrible finish.

[Lock Jaw]

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HERE WE GO!" - Booker T

[#1-norm-fan]

lol they had to slip Steph's "to Triple H" in there.

[Cool King]

Way Bryatt????

<font color=goldenrod>lol Foley. "Way Bryatt"</font>

"Way Bryatt has IT." - Mick Foley

"Way Bryatt" signs tomorrow on Raw.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WADE BRYATT?

I've got some good news and some bad news.

The Good News is Wade Bryatt has it.

The bad news is that Wade Bryatt doesn't fucking exist.

[Cool King]

Oh yeah, this is the video that shows Chris Benoit's legs.

[Lock Jaw]

Chris Benoit's legs on PPV

[Theo Dious]

BENOIT'S LEGS SIGHTED ON WWE PPV

[Poit]

Benoit's legs shown for a half-second on PPV!

[Shadrick]

Benoit sighting.

[Lock Jaw]

11:11PM

[Poit]

5 posts for Benoit's legs.

[#1-norm-fan]

Would have been pretty funny if they blurred out Benoit's legs.

[Cool King]

"WWE World Heavyweight Championship".

Isn't that technically the official full name of the World Heavyweight Championship anyway.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

11:11PM

10:11 are you in the Atlantic Ocean? Or worse..Nova Scotia?

[KIRA]

Oh yeah, this is the video that shows Chris Benoit's legs.


At this point judging how long hes been dead thats an accurate pic

[Cool King]

5 posts for Benoit's legs.

Apparently, when that video was shown on Main Event this week, it got Chris Benoit trending on Twitter.

[slik]

This match is like the HS Quarterback vs The Captain of the BasketBall Team

Cherry should make her triumphant return, run out and hit Cena with a chair and align herself with Orton.

[Lock Jaw]

Extra long dramatic Cena pause

[Innovator]

WWE's time filler: Clay vs. Truth, and waiting a minute before Cena's music

[GD]

So we are not getting a new belt for the "WWE World Heavyweight Championship".

[Lock Jaw]

10:11 are you in the Atlantic Ocean? Or worse..Nova Scotia?

Nah. That is the "forum time". Can probably change it to the actual time somewhere in the settings, but I'm lazy.

[Theo Dious]

IT'S PRONOUNCED MISS-UR-UH.

[Innovator]

WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Fuck you people who voted for the Unified Champion

[slik]

BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY,

WHAT IS THE KOSHER BUTCHER DOING HERE!?

HE JUST HIT JOHN CENA WITH THE CIRCUMCISION. NOT THIS WAY, NOT THIS WAY DAMMIT. DAMMIT IT ALL TO HELL.

[VSG]

Some asshats complained to the arena management about Sign Guy being too loud or something and they nearly evicted him. They settled with him allowed to remain but be quiet for the rest of the show :nono:

[el bobbo]

This is the biggest match in the history of our organization, until the next PPV.

[Theo Dious]

THIS HAPPENED IN 2001 JACKASSES

[Poit]

WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Fuck you people who voted for the Unified Champion

Well, yeah. "Unified Champion" was a terrible name.

[KIRA]

So how will they go about acknowledging Chris Jericho's reign?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Fuck you people who voted for the Unified Champion

"WWE World Heayweight Champion" wasn't one of the options.

The Unified Champion - 38%
The Undisputed WWE Champion - 31%
The Undisputed World Champion - 31%

They combined the two names that got 62 percent of the poll.

[Cool King]

Some asshats complained to the arena management about Sign Guy being too loud or something and they nearly evicted him. They settled with him allowed to remain but be quiet for the rest of the show :nono:

Crazy.

Who would complain about someone being too loud at a wrestling event? That's like complaining about the silence at a snooker tournament.

[Poit]

So how will they go about acknowledging Chris Jericho's reign?

They did earlier in the week. They said that when Jericho unified the titles, that was just the WCW Championship, not the World Championship. Totally a retcon.

[KIRA]

They did earlier in the week. They said that when Jericho unified the titles, that was just the WCW Championship, not the World Championship. Totally a retcon.


BULLSHIT!:rant:

[slik]

I wonder if when Cena climbs the ladder the belts will mysteriously get raised higher...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This World Heavyweight Championship was created in 2002. The WWE Championship has the legacy of the real WCW Championship. So harking back to the older champions actually could refer to the WWE's title since it absorbed the belt. Unnecessary retcon by wwe.

[Poit]

"Blandy Oilton" sign.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm getting tired this match isn't really drawing me in. Going to watch it lying down.

[Cool King]

"Blandy Oilton" sign.

lol

[Theo Dious]

Interference time...

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm getting tired this match isn't really drawing me in. Going to watch it lying down.

Needs more Usos.

[Poit]

I'm getting tired this match isn't really drawing me in. Going to watch it lying down.

I think I just don't like the pacing of 1-on-1 ladder matches.

[Theo Dious]

Wow Orton damn near no-sold that...

[#1-norm-fan]

Earlier Cole couldn't remember Orton's name. Now he's calling Cena "Orton".

[Innovator]

Wow Orton damn near no-sold that...

Well, it was a gingerly snapped table

[Cool King]

Blooood.

[Poit]

Remember that time they put a ladder match on hold because someone was bleeding?

[slik]

This match is just ok so far

[Innovator]

BTW, Bryan is proposing to Brie on Total Divas right now

[el bobbo]

He hit him with the microphone!!! Cheater!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Orton keeping the mic in his tights.

[Theo Dious]

Tables Ladders Chairs and Microphones

[owenbrown]

Go home Mitchell Cole, you're drunk

[#1-norm-fan]

Remember that time they put a ladder match on hold because someone was bleeding?

lol. Christian vs Shelton Benjamin I think. Ridiculous.

[Theo Dious]

VINTAGE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE

[Poit]

Ricardo, get out of there!

[Poit]

lol. Christian vs Shelton Benjamin I think. Ridiculous.

Yeah. I think that might've caused them to revise their blood policies.

[Poit]

Vintage Spanish announce table!

[KIRA]

Remember that time they put a ladder match on hold because someone was bleeding?

My favorite is when they stopped the match between SES Punk and Rey to clean Punk's cut the crowd got antsy so when Punk got up he murdered Rey.

[Theo Dious]

PINATA! PINATA! PINATA!

[slik]

This match has gotten better the last few minutes

[Innovator]

Cmon Jericho, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

[#1-norm-fan]

They should have milked that spot where Orton was stalking Cena with the chair and Cena was hanging and couldn't defend himself.

[slik]

Handcuffs YES lol

[Poit]

Hey, that's not duct tape...

[Theo Dious]

Ugh. Lame shit.

[Cool King]

At least it's not Duct Tape (stoop that low!)

[KIRA]

Cmon Jericho, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

Sigh in a perfect world:drool:

[Cool King]

I'd love it if the fan that caught the key, threw it to Cena.

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena gonna pull a Punk and undo the turnbuckle?

[Innovator]

Dammit Cena, sell a move

[Emperor Smeat]

Cena better be careful with all that pushing or else he might pull a "Punk" in the ring.

[Cool King]

Now I really want Cena to break loose.

Orton winning this way would be lame.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hah! Knew it.

[Poit]

:lol:

[Innovator]

Ouch

[owenbrown]

Boreton and Super Cena trying to save the ring crew some time?

[Poit]

Ow.

[Cool King]

Not this way! Not this way!

[Theo Dious]

Is anyone else massively underwhelmed by that ending?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Would have been better for Cena to lose tied up than getting beat up straight up like that.

[Cool King]

I don't know how I feel about Orton winning. :-\

[KIRA]

yea going to bed early.

[Cool King]

Is anyone else massively underwhelmed by that ending?

Me, but I don't want to be.

But I am. :-\

[Theo Dious]

I mean they made a big pants-wetting deal out of Vince being in attendance and all he did was shake some hands.

[owenbrown]

Heavyweigh? Nice fuck up graphics guy

[#1-norm-fan]

I was expecting us to end up with "more questions than answers" after the match.

[Cool King]

Vince!

[Theo Dious]

Oh wait.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Orton wins clean. Goodbye Cena. Time for Daniel Bryan to get back into this picture.

[Nark Order]

Love when everyone is surprised by Blandy not being exciting.

[KIRA]

one sec

[GD]

My internet stopped working and I missed the ending. What a bummer.

[slik]

I love that Cena got outsmarted

Well done Orton

[#1-norm-fan]

Ooh... still a chance for some craziness...

[#1-norm-fan]

Orton wins clean. Goodbye Cena. Time for Daniel Bryan to get back into this picture.

:lol:

[KIRA]

nev mind goddamn it

[Theo Dious]

So the awesome ending to Raw... goes... nowhere.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I can dream Fan. Like you can dream about Ryback being WWE Champ instead of one fuck up away from being fired.

[Nark Order]

I can dream Fan. Like you can dream about Ryback being WWE Champ instead of one fuck up away from being fired.

Randy Orton has two wellness strikes, by the way.

[Cool King]

Cole keeps mentioning the "50 years" thing.

Is the WWE Title that began back in 1963 retired now or will its title history continue, like what has happened with other title unifications in the past?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Now for Cena to win the Rumble so we can get Cena/Orton 3,752 at WM 30.</font>

[Innovator]

http://i.imgur.com/N9T2xQF.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Thought they got rid of the strike thing.

[#1-norm-fan]

I can dream Fan. Like you can dream about Ryback being WWE Champ instead of one fuck up away from being fired.

When you dream, do you hear loud chants no one else hears and don't hear the ones everyone else does? You know, like you do in real life?

[Nark Order]

Did they get rid of strikes? I know they revised the wellness program but i didn't think they got rid of strikes entirely. Honestly don't know though.

[Emperor Smeat]

PPV was pretty good considering the lack of TLC-related stuff until the main event went overboard with it to compensate. Ouch at the table not breaking for Cena at the end.

Seems odd the match didn't really tease the idea of both guys grabbing the belt at the same time or any possible shenanigans from what happened on Monday.

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>Now for Cena to win the Rumble so we can get Cena/Orton 3,752 at WM 30.</font>

I can't imagine that happening. I think it's more likely Orton just one so that Cena could chase at the Rumble to try to build more intrigue for a rematch.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That last spot in the main event nearly went horribly wrong. Gotta assume Cena was meant to take a "full" bump through the table. Instead he did a header right into the bottom of the table. Could have broken his neck.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Cole keeps mentioning the "50 years" thing.

Is the WWE Title that began back in 1963 retired now or will its title history continue, like what has happened with other title unifications in the past?

Probably like boxing where the more important title (ala WWE title) continues in legacy


Did they get rid of strikes? I know they revised the wellness program but i didn't think they got rid of strikes entirely. Honestly don't know though.
Strikes still exist but they can be removed although it requires like a year or two in a special program.

[#1-norm-fan]

Did they get rid of strikes? I know they revised the wellness program but i didn't think they got rid of strikes entirely. Honestly don't know though.

There's some thing in the new policy where you can get one strike taken off your record.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena no sold a direct ladder shot to his face while being chained up.

[James Steele]

Can't wait to hear the TLP crew shit all over this one for no reason other than the fact they are glorified marks.

[owenbrown]

Goddammit, now Orton will never be fired.

[James Steele]

I can see Nowhere Man going on a 20 minute rant about HHH "hogging the spotlight at the end" while Afterlife has a stroke because Randy Orton won.

[Evil Vito]

I can't imagine that happening. I think it's more likely Orton just one so that Cena could chase at the Rumble to try to build more intrigue for a rematch.

<font color=goldenrod>I dunno. When it comes to WM 30 I think Cena will either be going for the title or facing the Undertaker. Those are the only two options I think are actually in play.

I know there was talk of a Cena/Hogan tag match or something but I can't possibly see Hogan actually doing a match.</font>

[Nark Order]

I don't know how Taker could possibly retire without facing Cena at Mania. It just seems like something that absolutely needs to happen to me. Cena and Taker should have a showdown during the rumble. The belt should be a proper finish to bryan/Orton even though they tried their hardest to fuck that in the ear on Smackdown last week.

[Nark Order]

Can't wait to hear the TLP crew.

Seems like we're doing our jobs alright.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can't wait to hear the TLP crew shit all over this one for no reason other than the fact they are glorified marks.

Do you really have 2 and a half hours to kill? I mean goddamn. Even Steve Austin and Daniel Bryan only talked for about an hour.

[#1-norm-fan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BblAXSGIUAAQx-I.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Begging to be made into a "Deal with it."

[Lock Jaw]

Match got ok at the end, but for the most part, pretty "meh" match. Cena and Orton are both capable of having good matches with the right people, but history has shown that they don't really draw it out of each other.

[Volare]

Good ppv overall I thought. Ending left me going......huh though.

[#1-norm-fan]

I guess the main event is next. Everybody ready to listen to the announcers completely disregard the Daniel Bryan chants?

Well, they did.

[Nark Order]

Shows on regular terrestrial radio are sometimes routinely like 4 hours. People just listen when they can. Most podcast programs track your progress. I usually listen to things in blocks (ie:while in the car, at the gym, etc) then pick up where I left off later.

[#1-norm-fan]

I assumed Orton would win just to keep him relevant instead of just putting it on Cena right away with no new real challenger.

Also, because that Dolphins1925 guy said he would.

[Cool King]

Probably like boxing where the more important title (ala WWE title) continues in legacy

Yeah, I'm hoping it's like that.

I would hate for 50 years to just vanish. I wasn't a fan when they retired the World Tag Team Championships and Women's Championship, but if they retire the WWE Championship and we're starting from scratch, then damn that's going to suck.

[SammyG]

Dolphins got all but 1 right tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

He missed one??? WHAT!?!?!

[Lock Jaw]

Cena not winning must mean he in the doghouse

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I say he automatically misses if he doesn't guess. Which won was wrong though? AJ Lee?

[JimmyMess]

Okay I haven't watched a full show or PPV in some time... but I have to say the signs were awesome tonight:

"Blandy Oilton"
"Rule #39: Too much baby oil"
"Vince McMahon fears Texas Lonestar"
The Colt Cabana face

A few other observations I made with my buddy:

Big E Langston should give Kofi some of his excess chest weight
Xavier Woods looks like jacked Richard Pryor
Mick Foley said Wade Bryatt
Vince McMahon has AGED!

I will think of more as time passes

[Cool King]

Xavier Woods looks like jacked Richard Pryor

I would say he looks more like JTG in an afro wig.

[My Final Heaven]

Well, at least now I don't have to watch Raw tomorrow. Orton makes a :| face, lots of Vanity shots of him holding the belts + JBL fellates him on commentary and pulls the Bully act on anybody who disagrees that RANDY ORTON IS THE GREATEST SUPERSTAR OF OUR GENERATION for 3 hours.

I needed some "me" time, do my hair, take a nice long soak, this is a perfect chance :D

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"Long Island Iced Z
Just flew into Dallas for ‪#‎Raw‬...what has been happening on ‪#‎WWETLC‬?"

From Ryder's facebook. He wasn't even at the PPV.

[Cool King]

But if he's arriving for Raw now, then maybe he'll be on Raw or the Superstars taping?

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/pfLkEPM.gif

[owenbrown]

Dolphins got all but 1 right tonight.

He missed one??? WHAT!?!?!

I say he automatically misses if he doesn't guess. Which won was wrong though? AJ Lee?

He picked the Real Americans to win the tag title match

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wow he missed an easy one.

[Cool King]

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[Cool King]

I can't wait to see what comes out of his nipples tomorrow night.

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Chairman and Champion <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWETLC&amp;src=hash">#WWETLC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ChampionOfChampions&amp;src=hash">#ChampionOfChampions</a> <a href="http://t.co/OrsLKJ0LEu">pic.twitter.com/OrsLKJ0LEu</a></p>&mdash; Triple H (@TripleH) <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH/statuses/412433170546839552">December 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[#1-norm-fan]

Next person who sits in that chair on the left is gonna slip right off.

[Kingofdaswing]

How anyone thought this was a good PPV is beyond me. I seriously can't tell the difference between Raw and the PPVs anymore besides the commercials.

The only good match was the tag team elimination match, other than that, nothing was out of the ordinary.

Why did they make the Kofi/Miz match no DQ? The stipulation added nothing to an already boring match.

Orton and Cena wasn't anything special either, just a bunch of moves not sold by Cena as per usual, and Orton with his same old boring crap.

This PPV was crap, and I want to know from some of you who thought it was decent what made it stand out from any episode of Raw?

[Tom Guycott]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BblAXSGIUAAQx-I.jpg

The smug pose looks like an intentional nod... but maybe I'm imagining that.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/chris-jericho_5763.jpg


On an unrelated note...

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[#1-norm-fan]

I hated it because I was told Kingofdaswing had no doubt Cena would turn heel and thus I was let down. I'm starting to think he should doubt things.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[el bobbo]

Next person who sits in that chair on the left is gonna slip right off.

WWE is going to start selling Randy Orton slip n slides for kids this summer.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[#1-norm-fan]

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I was JUST wondering what Zeb Colter would look like with Goldust's facepaint. Now I know. Thanks WWE.com.

[#1-norm-fan]

WWE making an interesting move by dropping the "t" off the "Heavyweight".

[#1-norm-fan]

But seriously, for a major worldwide professional company, they make entirely too many dumb typos/graphic errors and such. You'd think someone would double check that they've got stuff like that spelled right or that the Slammys graphic has the right year on it or that the right guy's titantron video is playing or that the titantron video has the correct name on it or that their new superstar's name is spelled correctly in a pre-produced promo...

[DAMN iNATOR]

I was JUST wondering what Zeb Colter would look like with Goldust's facepaint. Now I know. Thanks WWE.com.

I do not like the thought of, nor the look of Zeb Goldter. :n:

[GD]

So it seems like the big gold belt is retired.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is it official?

[GD]

No. I visited the wiki page a few hours ago and it showed that the World Heavyweight title was retired on Dec 15 2013. It has been corrected. The official website doesn't say it anywhere.

[#1-norm-fan]

Fucking troublemakers with their wikipedia edits.