The Man Formerly Known As Tedious Presents the TLC Thread

[Theo Dious]

Our last WWE PPV of 2013 brings us an ill-conceived world title unification match, too many 3 on 1 handicap matches, Damien Sandow vs Big E in the IC title's first PPV as the secondary title match in quite some time, a tag title clusterfuck and AJ skipping around. Anyone excited?

[owenbrown]

just tell me when Dolphins1925 leaks the results

[el bobbo]

I still think that there is a lack of TLC/extreme matches because the writers forgot about them.

[Lock Jaw]

Should have called the PPV "WWE Three On One Handicap Also Featuring Tables, Ladders, and Chairs", amirite?!

[Lock Jaw]

Anyways, I have very little desire to watch this PPV.


So naturally, I will be watching.

[Shadrick]

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[Cool King]

Not going to lie, but for some reason, I thought that post was going to end with a picture of a shit.

[Volare]

Or a Sid/Punk joke.

[Kingofdaswing]

Something BIG has too happen tonight, I mean two 3on1 matches, one of them has too have a turn, and I don't think I need to say which match or which person will be doing the turning. Turn, team with CM Punk, get a huge rub from the best in the world, and you have yourself a star.

And you have to know shenanigans will go down in the main event, and I am curious to see which way it goes.

[el bobbo]

And you have to know shenanigans will go down in the main event, and I am curious to see which way it goes.

Ever since SummerSlam, the title picture has been nothing but shenanigans.

[Ultra Mantis]

Might just watch the pre show match and leave it at that.

[Innovator]

I wonder whhho will win the main event. Very curious.

[Theo Dious]

I've been regretting not seeing the 2001 unification match ever since it happened, I really want to see it this time, even if I think they're doing it wrong.

[Cool King]

Mick so close to looking like Santa Claus with that greying beard.

[Cool King]

Reneeee!

[Cool King]

Damn, 13 years?

Time flies. :(

[Cool King]

Just had a thought, the TPWW Twitter account should say something before PPV's to try and get Renee to mention TPWW on air.

[Cool King]

Just remembered that VSG is there tonight.

Lucky guy. Hopefully he enjoys himself.

[Cool King]

Kofi with the bitchslap!

[Cool King]

Am I the only guy here that's watching this?

[Cool King]

So it's obvious we're getting Miz/Kofi tonight then.

Should be fun.

[Frank Drebin]

Ill watch with ya. Make me some cheesy popcorn for the show please.

[el bobbo]

Kony>Kofi

[Krimzon7]

Watching WWE's Workhorse...


Jerk the curtains on a fucking TLC PPV Preshow.


WWE get your fucking shit together and Properly Push DZ

[Frank Drebin]

Whats going to open the show if the WHC is in the main event?? I HAVE NO IDEA

[el bobbo]

I'm debating on whether to watch TLC or to watch camwhores on MFC.

[Poit]

JBL: King, didn't you used to have a line-dancing problem?
King: Yeah, but I got rid of it with a two-step program.

Sometimes, Lawler is still funny.

[el bobbo]

Watching WWE's Workhorse...


Jerk the curtains on a fucking TLC PPV Preshow.


WWE get your fucking shit together and Properly Push DZ

One year ago DZ headlined this PPV and beat Cena. WTF WWE?

[Krimzon7]

DZ should start his own Kliq.

Hire John Morrison back, Get a Heavy and let these two Studs lead The WWE into the fyoooootcha

[Frank Drebin]

hmmm....Summer Rae used to play in the Lingerie Football League for my hometown Chicago Bliss. Missed my chance with her while she was in town.

[Cool King]

We better see Kaityln tonight.

After all, we are in Houston.

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Watching WWE's Workhorse...


Jerk the curtains on a fucking TLC PPV Preshow.


WWE get your fucking shit together and Properly Push DZ

How was backstage?

[Krimzon7]

I almost don't want to watch the fucking PPV now.

Disgusted. Thoroughly disgusted.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fandango Wins?!!!!!

[Ermaximus]

Every stream I search is dead.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dance Fandango Dance!

[Krimzon7]

How was backstage?


nice try I guess...:-\

[el bobbo]

Wow. Poor Ziggy in the dog house.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Damn it Renee what you doing wearing boob hiding clothes? :(

[Lock Jaw]

Fandango winning makes me happy. Dolph Ziggler had his chance and got buried. Fandango's time to shine and then subsequently get buried now.

[Frank Drebin]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well done CoolKing.

[Cool King]

YOU HAVE JUST ENTERED COOL KING'S 20,000TH POST SPECTACULAR!!
With fireworks

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CANDY AND SODAS FOR ALL!

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[GD]

Vince McMahon :eek:

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>At TLC we will crown the second ever First Ever Undisputed Champion. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWETLC&amp;src=hash">#WWETLC</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/412375522081902592">December 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DA BOSS!

[Lock Jaw]

Business is about to pick up!

[Lock Jaw]

So, this means Cena is def turning heel tonight right? Guaranteed heel turn. Yeah, Cena def turning heel. Almost 100% guarantee. If they don't turn Cena heel I am never watching rasslin again.

[Lock Jaw]

PPV kicks off with HHH's music. Feels like a RAW.

[owenbrown]

Dolphins1925 got the preshow right

[slik]

Congrats Cool King.

I am 17 rep points away from cracking 100k in rep. Curious to see who the responsible party will be.

[el bobbo]

I think my "viewing experience" is on delay.

[GD]

WWE World Heavyweight Champion :)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

yes, wwe world heavyweight champion!

[Cool King]

Damn, I go to let my cat inside the house and I miss Vince McMahon!?

[slik]

Uneventful promo to kick off the ppv

[Lock Jaw]

Damn, I go to let my cat inside the house and I miss Vince McMahon!?

All you missed was him getting out of a limo

[owenbrown]

well shit

[Cool King]

All you missed was him getting out of a limo

Ah, I thought he was having some mic time.

[Theo Dious]

sigh... Time for WWE to break up one of the greatest 3-man teams of all time. :(

[slik]

owenbrown is responsible for my second star here at tpww.

salutations and thank you owen!

[Lock Jaw]

All I want tonight is for Chris Jericho to show up and ruin the main event, and steal both titles. He gets on the mic and goes "THIS IS FOR YOU TAZZ DAN!"

[Innovator]

Jericho takes both titles and makes Tazz Dan the WHC

[Cool King]

Ricardo: Ajgendogfeoqginhgfwiopgnwoif Dean Ambrose.

[el bobbo]

Ricardo Rodriguez at the Spanish announce table!!!

[GD]

Roman Reigns pins CM Punk.

[Theo Dious]

Ambrose always looks like he just got out of the shower.

[Emperor Smeat]

All I want tonight is for Chris Jericho to show up and ruin the main event, and steal both titles. He gets on the mic and goes "THIS IS FOR YOU TAZZ DAN!"

And gives one to Christian because he's nice while Vince is destroying everything backstage and calling for the blue dot to be used.

[Theo Dious]

Roman Reigns pins CM Punk.

Honestly I see Punk winning this after Reigns either walks out on the Shield or spears one of his partners, accidentally or on purpose.

[owenbrown]

All I want tonight is for Chris Jericho to show up and ruin the main event, and steal both titles. He gets on the mic and goes "THIS IS FOR YOU TAZZ DAN!"

Jericho takes both titles and makes Tazz Dan the WHC

This forums will be crashed until the Rumble if that happens

[Theo Dious]

I wish the crowd would just take over and chant DANIEL BRYAN every single match until they crack and put Bryan in the unification match.

[Frank Drebin]

Surprised the IWC isn't marking out more for Ambrose, Punk and the former Tyler Black all in the ring at the same time.

[Frank Drebin]

I wish the crowd would just take over and chant DANIEL BRYAN every single match until they crack and put Bryan in the unification match.

Really just want a "YES!" chant all through the main event. Wonder if they'l squash Bryan in his match tonight to try to fend that off.

[Theo Dious]

lol "I can't imagine Kane Tweeting." "But you CAN Terry Funk?"

Shut down the commentary, line of the night goes to JBL.

[GD]

Technically, if the unification occurs tonight, either Orton or Cena will become the 7th Undisputed Champion in WWE history.

[Theo Dious]

Really just want a "YES!" chant all through the main event. Wonder if they'l squash Bryan in his match tonight to try to fend that off.

If you recall the first major Daniel Bryan chants started after his 16-second loss to Sheamus at Wrestlemania.

[Theo Dious]

Technically, if the unification occurs tonight, either Orton or Cena will become the 7th Undisputed Champion in WWE history.

Jericho
HHH
Hogan
Undertaker
Rock
Lesnar

Yeah you're right. :y:

[VSG]

Really just want a "YES!" chant all through the main event. Wonder if they'l squash Bryan in his match tonight to try to fend that off.

I am in the crowd live and pretty much everyone here has agreed for "YES" chants throughout the main event.

[Frank Drebin]

good point.

This is usually the point where Cole goes "The Shield in control here, will they hold on? As Raw rolls on...." (commercial)

[Theo Dious]

Yeah Reigns is going to take the blame from Ambrose and Rollins when Punk squeaks out a win.

[VSG]

Also, Roman Reigns gave me a fist bump pre-entrance so my life is now complete.

[Cool King]

Roman's eye is now a target.

I'm going to guess and say that Reigns becomes blind and accidently hits Ambrose and costs them the match.

[Theo Dious]

I am in the crowd live and pretty much everyone here has agreed for "YES" chants throughout the main event.

Agitate that crowd, my good man. :)

[Poit]

Blinded Reigns seems to mean Punk will win via spear.

[Lock Jaw]

Reigns gonna spear Dean Ambrose because of his "eye injury"

[Frank Drebin]

work for you, Guru Dave?

[Theo Dious]

Also, Roman Reigns gave me a fist bump pre-entrance so my life is now complete.

I will be experiencing similar life-completion at the Royal Rumble next month. :drool:

[Theo Dious]

HAHAHAHAHA called that shit.

[GD]

Holy Shit! CM Punk wins! :eek:

[Poit]

King: How many superstars has Punk put away with that elbow?

One, King. Only one.

[el bobbo]

King: "How many superstars has Punk put out with that elbow drop?"

Not many.

[Poit]

Blinded Reigns seems to mean Punk will win via spear.

[Cool King]

lol fuck off, Iginfest got that spot on in Tipsters.

[el bobbo]

Looks like Punk remains out of the dog house for one more night.

[slik]

Good opening match.

CM Punk looks like a main-eventer, The Shield's build isn't hurt and their internal dissension storyline is progressed.

[owenbrown]

the soon to be former Divas champion :'( #TLCBURIED

[Lock Jaw]

Said it before, but I really don't want The Shield to break up

[Lock Jaw]

AJ mentioning how many days she is champ, definitely losing now.

[Theo Dious]

I love a heel who can slip a commercial into a promo.

[Cool King]

Hey VSG, try and start a Kaitlyn chant during the Divas match. :y:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Had that finish in Tipster's as well</font> :cool:

[slik]

Strong AJ promo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'll be mad if AJ loses but not as much if it was Bella that won. Fuck the Bellas.

[Poit]

Did Cole just say this is Natalya's first title shot in 3 years? Didn't she have a title shot on Main Event, like, 3 weeks ago?

[GD]

work for you, Guru Dave?

Too many pop-ups and tabs opening up. It scared me.

[Cool King]

Did Cole just say this is Natalya's first title shot in 3 years? Didn't she have a title shot on Main Event, like, 3 weeks ago?

I think he said it was her first title shot on PPV in 3 years and that she hasn't been Divas Champion in 3 years.

[VSG]

Man Natalya has a pretty revealing attire on, surprised she agreed.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did Cole just say this is Natalya's first title shot in 3 years? Didn't she have a title shot on Main Event, like, 3 weeks ago?

Cole said on PPV.

[GD]

Did Cole just say this is Natalya's first title shot in 3 years? Didn't she have a title shot on Main Event, like, 3 weeks ago?

I believe he said that she had not held the title since 2010.

[Cool King]

AJ needs to try and call sports a little quieter.

[Theo Dious]

Wow that was a damn fine counter.

[Poit]

Cole said on PPV.

OK, thanks.

[Cool King]

Oh piss off!

She wins again.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AJ WINS SUCK IT TOTAL DIVAS!

[GD]

It was a nice Divas Championship match.

[Theo Dious]

YESSSSS

[el bobbo]

AJ and CM Punk successfully stay out of the doghouse.

[slik]

AJ so in the dawg houze with that win.

[Theo Dious]

So when exactly is Roddy Piper's daughter going to show up and hit Tamina with a coconut?

[Frank Drebin]

Too many pop-ups and tabs opening up. It scared me.

I'm using it. Works fine when you close em

[Emperor Smeat]

Divas match was pretty decent.

[Theo Dious]

AJ so in the dawg houze with that win.

People in the doghouse are constantly given high-profile wins as a distraction technique.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>AJ Lee has clearly moved into CM Punk's doghouse.</font>

[slik]

Bruno Twittertino

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nattie is horrible on Total Divas. She comes off as just a stupid and vapid as the rest of them. She needs to get off that show.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty good divas match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does "Total Shivas" sound like an insult to call the show that?

[James Steele]

Fuck, these championship match hype videos are giving me boners.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DAMIEN SANDOW!

[Theo Dious]

lol "Yee when followed by haw"

[Lock Jaw]

Damien Sandow giving advice on vocabulary is moot while he is wearing a T-shirt that uses the letter "u" as "you".

[KIRA]

I love Sandow's shirt

[slik]

This should be a good match as well

[Theo Dious]

Does "Total Shivas" sound like an insult to call the show that?

Yes it's an insult to a revered and honorable Hindu deity.

[Lock Jaw]

Still don't like Big E's remixed theme. Seemed better before.

[Cool King]

That T-Shirt Sandow is wearing doesn't really suit his character.

As an intellectual man, he wouldn't really have "I > U" on a T-Shirt. He would use proper grammar.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

its a math equation Jaw.

[James Steele]

Royal Rumble is in Pittsburgh...please let Kurt be in it.

[Innovator]

Fuck, these championship match hype videos are giving me boners.

I was watching NJPW and they did a video montage of the past world champions leading up to the entrances. It'd be awesome if WWE did something like that.

[Frank Drebin]

Still don't like Big E's remixed theme. Seemed better before.

:yes:

[GD]

That T-Shirt Sandow is wearing doesn't really suit his character.

As an intellectual man, he wouldn't really have "I > U" on a T-Shirt. He would use proper grammar.

its a math equation Jaw.

Where I = 1 and U = 0. Hence, I > U.

[Cool King]

Royal Rumble is in Pittsburgh...please let Kurt be in it.

Boners all round if that happens.

[KIRA]

Btw did the Divas match happen yet if so who won?

[slik]

Nash probably just tore a quad tweeting

[GD]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sadly, while writing that tweet Kevin Nash tore his quad <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWETLC&amp;src=hash">#WWETLC</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/412398139174174720">December 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

Where I = 1 and U = 0. Hence, I > U.

You've lost me.

I'm a complete idiot when it comes to mathematics.

I hate maths with a passion.

[Emperor Smeat]

Btw did the Divas match happen yet if so who won?

Was the previous match and AJ won

[GD]

Big E is growing on me.

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sadly, while writing that tweet Kevin Nash tore his quad <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWETLC&amp;src=hash">#WWETLC</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/412398139174174720">December 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> I was gonna make that joke fuck.

[owenbrown]

Nash probably just tore a quad tweeting

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sadly, while writing that tweet Kevin Nash tore his quad <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WWETLC&amp;src=hash">#WWETLC</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/412398139174174720">December 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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I sense you both getting neg reps for those posts

[SammyG]

So, I see that Dolphins 1925 guy says Orton over Cena tonight, eh?

[Innovator]

Thank god they're going with WWE World Champion

[Cool King]

Wing Stop does food?

How many food outlets does America have?

[Lock Jaw]

#HEELKOFI

[el bobbo]

The Miz? More like the Jizzzzzz

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Infinite.

[slik]

Wing Stop does food?

How many food outlets does America have?

We have thousands of restaurant chains

[Lock Jaw]

Oh boy another Kofi/Miz match tonight

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WE THE PEOPLE!

[GD]

So if the unification actually happens, will they stop recognizing Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Khali and Christian as former champions?

[Cool King]

Awesome, The Real Americans.

As much as I like Cody & Goldust, I really hope The Real Americans win.

[el bobbo]

Wing Stop does food?

How many food outlets does America have?

Here in America you're never more than 100 feet away from something delicious.

Which is why this happens:

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[Innovator]

The masochist in me wants HHH to walk out with the titles tonight

[Poit]

Oh nice, this is an elimination match?

[Lock Jaw]

Rey Mysterio and Big Show in a "These Faces Have Nothing Better To Do" team

[Frank Drebin]

Big Show face pyro

[owenbrown]

ok. they need to stop billing Mysterio as weighing "175 lbs." because that is obviously bullshit

[Poit]

The masochist in me wants HHH to walk out with the titles tonight

Let's be honest here. You just want that to happen so you can hear Nowhere Man have a stroke on Tuesday.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RYBAXEL

[Innovator]

If you're had an erection for 4 hours after Rybaxel, seek medical attention

[Lock Jaw]

I wish they hadn't built this match by having the tag champs lose a bunch of times. Just lazy.

[KIRA]

I was in love with Rey in WCW now I cringe when I hear his music and I don't really know why.

[Innovator]

Let's be honest here. You just want that to happen so you can hear Nowhere Man have a stroke on Tuesday.

And I'd rile him up before the show.

[Lock Jaw]

Also wish The Usos were here

[Cool King]

I don't get why Rey & Big Show are a team in this match when we have The Usos, Los Matadores and even Tons of Funk.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Elimination almost makes up for this not being a ladder match.

[Frank Drebin]

Goldie has to hate that he's got some "gold" and its just a giant copper penny.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I don't get why Rey & Big Show are a team in this match when we have The Usos, Los Matadores and even Tons of Funk.

Also Truth and Consquences.

[Cool King]

I actually really enjoy elimination matches.

[owenbrown]

Let's be honest here. You just want that to happen so you can hear Nowhere Man have a stroke on Tuesday.

I am afraid Nowhere Man might die on air if that happened :'(

[GD]

I actually really enjoy elimination matches.

But you don't like mathematics.

[slik]

really can't stand rey, don't wish injury on him but wish he'd retire.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

At least Elimination Matches make it actually logical for why you aren't in the ring. I hate triple threat/Fatal Four way one-fall matches with tags.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL

[Innovator]

Let's be honest here. You just want that to happen so you can hear Nowhere Man have a stroke on Tuesday.

And it'd be better than listening to everyone complain about the C-SPAN coverage of the House's lunch order

[KIRA]

RYBAXEL

Sounds like a mood stabilizer .

[Innovator]

Oh wait that's Randy

[Frank Drebin]

I don't get why Rey & Big Show are a team in this match when we have The Usos, Los Matadores and even Tons of Funk.

Only so much time for entrances:D

[Cool King]

Also Truth and Consquences.

I wouldn't really say Truth & Xavier are an actual tag team yet. They're like Rey & Big Show.

They've both only teamed about two times recently.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sounds like a mood stabilizer .

It's no I in Rybaxel, at least not where you think.

[VSG]

The Real Americans had a great reaction, typical Texas :shifty:

[KIRA]

Rey back in action and bigger than La Parka

[SammyG]

Real Americans winning this one.

[Theo Dious]

lol Ryback goes from main eventing PPV's to losing to a guy who faded into obscurity for years and is lucky to not be dead.

[slik]

Lawler is terrible

[VSG]

What's up with this PPV though- no gimmick matches other than the main event. Why call this TLC at all then?

[GD]

lol at Goldust pinning Roidback.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They are kinda being pussies by not having a Zeb promo before this match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lawler is terrible

Seriously Raw should be the JBL and Cole Show from now on.

[Cool King]

Oh Lawler, you and your selective hearing.

[Theo Dious]

What's up with this PPV though- no gimmick matches other than the main event. Why call this TLC at all then?

It now stands for "Taint-Licking Cunts."

[KIRA]

lol Ryback goes from main eventing PPV's to losing to a guy who faded into obscurity for years and is lucky to not be dead. You do NOT speak ill of Goldust... feel free to trash Ryback all you want he just sucks.

[Theo Dious]

Oh Lawler, you and your selective hearing.

Remember how Heenan's monitor used to give out at pivotal points of matches? He had the worst luck with technology. :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

You do NOT speak ill of Goldust... feel free to trash Ryback all you want he just sucks.

Goldust is fucking awesome, but you have to admit that Ryback is clearly more of a doghouse resident than AJ or Punk.

[el bobbo]

Holy Fuck! Goldust with a hurricarana off the top rope.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Every loss Ryback takes feels like it is the last straw. This really feels like its the last of the last straws for him.

[Theo Dious]

Wait shouldn't that kick make Rey the legal man?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That's a fucking DQ you scumbag ref.

[Cool King]

Aw man.

Real Americans are out. :(

[slik]

Awesome crowd and good ppv so far.

[Poit]

Goldust is totally going to lose after insisting that he's still fine.

[Cool King]

Wait, what?

Why did Lawler mention Scotland?

[SammyG]

DOLPHINS WAS WRONG

[KIRA]

Cody seems like such a Jack of all stats.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

phew was about to riot if Gayshow won.

[Theo Dious]

Fuck yeah.

[Poit]

Damn, that was a great match.

[Cool King]

Very enjoyable match. :y:

I've noticed that in nearly all the matches Goldust has had since his return, have had the crowd chanting "This is awesome".

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

right after the match ends here comes a tag team more deserving of a ppv title spot.

[Poit]

Sigh.

[KIRA]

I was hoping he would say he talked to Cena

[Cool King]

The Brodus Clay one is very out of place.

[Poit]

SIGH.

[Frank Drebin]

looks like alot of fun.

[Poit]

Kane using his red light powers while wearing a suit is kinda strange.

[slik]

Kane with lockerroom lighting

Love Brickie

[Frank Drebin]

BURN THEM

[Poit]

Really, Tons of Funk hasn't finished breaking up yet?

[Cool King]

Kane using his red light powers while wearing a suit is kinda strange.

I was just thinking the same thing.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Let's make this a tag team match playah.

[KIRA]

I swear to god I wish I knew what this company's obsession with bad comedy is.

[Theo Dious]

Commentary is vastly improved tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TRUTH AND CONSEQUENCES!

[Cool King]

Thank God Woods isn't competing tonight.

[KIRA]

Well it is Texas good thing Truth has that vest on.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh look, an R-Truth match! This on top of the Kofi/Miz match is some awesome bonus content for this PPV!

[Frank Drebin]

"You can use my music.....and girls."

[Cool King]

New look?

I think Cole meant "New Attitude". Brodus looks exactly like he has for the past two years.

[Poit]

Thank God Woods isn't competing tonight.

*scowl*

[Frank Drebin]

bring back k-kwik

[Lock Jaw]

Nah, he got a new haircut

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BANZAI

[Theo Dious]

SHADES OF YOKOZUNA

[Poit]

Man, that move just makes me miss Rikishi.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Heart Punch?

[VSG]

Man my voice is already so sore, I am in a very active section of the crowd. Also, dem funkadactyls got mighty fine hindquarters :naughty:

[Theo Dious]

Can we reflect for a moment on the distance between Albert's return as a Japanese fighting monster to a guy in a track suit cheering on "The Funkasaurus?"

[el bobbo]

Cole: "Brodus Clay definitely has a chip on his shoulder."

JBL: "A potato chip?"

[Frank Drebin]

Should have a contest to see who can deal more damage to Sakamoto