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Curd
01-21-2014, 01:50 AM
I was always disappointed about how these 'edgy' wrestling feds would basically book guys to get turned inside out, but the women were given special preference to hit high spots their male opponents would usually block against when done by other guys.

Let's take the hurricanrana for example. A guy who typically counters it into a powerbomb when some 220-lb. guy tries will fall to it when a 150-lb. woman does it. These 'special physics' of male wrestlers being at half power or whatever makes me wonder what the point of most intergender matches could be.

That situation has improved. Beyond Wrestling has more competitive matches. See Chris Dickinson versus Addy Starr as an example of a realistic feud that recognizes most fans don't want to see great male wrestlers watered down so they can try and make the women wrestlers look good.

My first fantasy intergender matches that come to mind:

Randy Savage vs. Chyna

Ken Shamrock vs. Chyna (Lion's Den Match)

Jerry Flynn vs. Madusa (In The Block Match)

Tank Abbot vs. Mona, Gorgeous George, and Madusa (handicap match that almost turns into a shoot)

Chris Jericho vs. Stephanie McMahcon (Paddle on a Pole Match)

Juan
01-21-2014, 02:04 AM
Totally thought the title of the thread was "Dream Integrated Matches"

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 02:06 AM
Curd, what the fuck are you trying to say here?

Juan
01-21-2014, 02:12 AM
Sometimes a girl just needs to be punched in the face, you know?

Fignuts
01-21-2014, 02:26 AM
Make Me a Sandwich Match

Corporate CockSnogger
01-21-2014, 03:03 AM
Curd and Jordan X vs their girlfriends

Bobo
01-21-2014, 08:35 AM
Beth Phoenix or Tamina vs Rey. They could easily bear hug him and crush against their boobies. Oh beth phoenix I jizzed my pants

Supreme Olajuwon
01-21-2014, 08:49 AM
Maryse vs. Me, Supreme Olajuwon in a hug with no shirts on match.

Bad News Gertner
01-21-2014, 09:35 AM
Kaitlyn vs Yokozuna in a sumo wrestler match

Bobo
01-21-2014, 09:53 AM
Me vs naked Beth Phoenix in a nipple cripple match and winner rapes the loser stipulation.

And then at the end the loser will have to oil up the other's body and strap the belt on them.

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 10:19 AM
Look what the fuck you did, Curd.

slik
01-21-2014, 01:19 PM
What the hell kind of PORNOGRAPHY thread are you trying to start?!

Jura
01-21-2014, 01:25 PM
Now or never for Sting vs Michelle McCool

slik
01-21-2014, 01:39 PM
Brock Lesnar vs Sable in a strap match

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 01:40 PM
STING'S NOT ENOUGH FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST ANOTHER MAN IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE

That's an angle I could get behind. He can stalk Michelle McCool, which cheese's the Undertaker off, and it leads to Wrestlemania. Book it.

mike adamle
01-21-2014, 02:32 PM
Chris Benoit vs. Woman would've been a knock down drag out brawl

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2014, 02:48 PM
Is that even funny to you? Serious question.

whiteyford
01-21-2014, 03:12 PM
He's controversial Thrilla, didn't you see his slave jokes last year?

JimmyMess
01-21-2014, 03:13 PM
Judy Bagwell vs. Buff Bagwell

whiteyford
01-21-2014, 03:14 PM
On a pole?

JimmyMess
01-21-2014, 03:16 PM
of course

slik
01-21-2014, 03:22 PM
Chris Christie vs. Linda McMahon in a "senate seat on a pole" match.

Fignuts
01-22-2014, 01:57 AM
Chyna vs X-pac

Wait, they already did that one. Everybody lost.

Curd
01-22-2014, 02:04 AM
Look what the fuck you did, Curd.

I'm a nasty bastard! ;)

Brigstocke
01-22-2014, 04:42 AM
Mickie James vs Me in a worlds first 'First Cum Match' First Blood rules apply.

She wins after my 'Jizz to the voicebox' seems worth the loss.

Blonde Moment
01-22-2014, 05:15 AM
Brock Lesnar vs Sable in a strap on match

Lets she if she gives as good as she gets

Black Widow
01-22-2014, 08:09 AM
http://thedaleygator.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/aj-lee.jpg?w=800 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PQP5iFXspRM/TtcDB7AjB9I/AAAAAAAAFvU/FVj7Hui94Lw/s640/kk.jpg

Anybody Thrilla
01-22-2014, 10:43 AM
AJ Lee and Kelly Kelly are theoretically the same gender.

Black Widow
01-22-2014, 12:25 PM
AJ Lee and Kelly Kelly are theoretically the same gender.I know but everyone was giving sexual replys so...

Anybody Thrilla
01-22-2014, 02:02 PM
Intergender sexual replies, at least.

Anybody Thrilla
01-22-2014, 02:03 PM
"I think I'll just do what everybody else is doing, because I have a feeble mind" - AJ lee's

Bobo
01-22-2014, 04:13 PM
Me vs Beth Phoenix, Tamina, Tara, Gail Kim, Mickie James, Eve Torres, Kaitlyn and AJ, all naked and oiled up of course.

whiteyford
01-22-2014, 04:18 PM
I know but everyone was giving sexual replys so...

Judy Bagwell vs. Buff Bagwell

Now or never for Sting vs Michelle McCool

Kaitlyn vs Yokozuna in a sumo wrestler match

Curd and Jordan X vs their girlfriends

Except they weren't, you're just terrible.

JimmyMess
01-22-2014, 04:48 PM
I know but everyone was giving sexual replys so...

shut up, Meg!

XL
01-22-2014, 05:22 PM
Me vs naked Beth Phoenix in a nipple cripple match and winner rapes the loser stipulation.

And then at the end the loser will have to oil up the other's body and strap the belt on them.

You want to be pegged by Beth Phoenix?

Bobo
01-22-2014, 06:54 PM
You want to be pegged by Beth Phoenix?

You think she's a man?

Vastardikai
01-22-2014, 07:06 PM
Curd vs. Mae Young in her prime.

Just to show Curd how god damned ridiculous this premise is.

Theo Dious
01-22-2014, 08:37 PM
Beth Phoenix and Punk should have had a match after their brief run-in at the Royal Rumble.

Swiss Ultimate
01-22-2014, 08:46 PM
Chyna VS. Sable

Swiss Ultimate
01-22-2014, 08:46 PM
ie. she's a man, baby.

JimmyMess
01-22-2014, 09:22 PM
Nicole Bass & Chyna vs. all the divas

Swiss Ultimate
01-22-2014, 09:50 PM
I just shivered.

JimmyMess
01-22-2014, 09:59 PM
yeah you did.

scatterbrain28
01-22-2014, 11:17 PM
Me vs. Lilian Garcia. She wins after she discharges my payload a mile high.

Swiss Ultimate
01-22-2014, 11:19 PM
yeah you did.

Now I gotta go clean up.

Bad News Gertner
01-23-2014, 01:57 AM
AJ Lee vs Dakota Fanning (12 year old boy vs 12 year old girl)

Swiss Ultimate
01-23-2014, 02:05 AM
C'mon Gertie, AJ Lee can't even wrestle.

Anybody Thrilla
01-23-2014, 02:15 AM
It would be hilarious if Dakota Fanning was still 12 after all these years.

Bad News Gertner
01-23-2014, 02:42 AM
She is in every movie I've seen her in. She must have one of those aging diseases.

Anybody Thrilla
01-23-2014, 02:44 AM
Turns out she's 19 now. Could probably still play 12, though.

JimmyMess
01-23-2014, 02:06 PM
Now I gotta go clean up.

yeah you do

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2014, 09:03 AM
After seeing them interact in a Royal Rumble that year, I think Kharma vs. Dolph Ziggler would actually be a lot of fun. I also think that TNA should have tried building towards Kurt Angle vs. Awesome Kong.

I think AJ Lee getting a bit of a complex and thinking she could start taking on guys would be an interesting angle. It might seem ridiculous, but if CM Punk and AJ Lee were willing to work crowds a bit, and they staged a break-up and AJ Lee started talking about how she could actually out-wrestle CM Punk, you could get a nice little story going. Given the size difference, you could run CM Punk vs. AJ Lee & Tamina Snuka in a Handicap Match.

Would love to see Paige come into the WWE and eventually be forced to compete against Randy Orton. I have absolutely no clue why. I'm still high on my Paige vs. Stephanie McMahon feud. Perhaps she stages a "Champion vs. Champion" match, to give Paige the "opportunity" to prove that girls can hang with the boys.

Anybody Thrilla
01-25-2014, 07:27 PM
Paige v. Randy Orton. You really would want to see that?

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2014, 09:54 PM
No.

Evil Vito
01-25-2014, 10:00 PM
Would Orton crap in Paige's bag as part of the build?

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2014, 10:02 PM
If the WWE wants to make a shit-load of money.

Vastardikai
01-26-2014, 03:10 AM
Paige vs. Sheamus: A battle beyond the Pale.

:shifty:

Droford
01-26-2014, 03:21 AM
http://artobserved.com/artimages/2013/01/Andy-Kaufman-On-Creating-Reality-10.jpg

Vs any current female wrestler

Bobo
01-27-2014, 05:33 AM
I miss Beth Phoenix and her huge boobies.

Skippord
01-27-2014, 05:49 AM
Andy Kaufman's corpse vs any current female wrestler

Curd
01-28-2014, 03:37 AM
Paige v. Randy Orton. You really would want to see that?

Orton would have to finish her quickly to prevent a screw job from run-ins, but that would get him even more heat. :)

FourFifty
01-28-2014, 09:56 PM
Mike Awesome VS Awesome Kong- Loser is no longer awesome

Bobo
01-29-2014, 03:16 AM
El Torrito v Tamina. Tamina could rip her shirt off like the Hulkster and reveal an oiled up body and completely dominate little Mexican dude.

We really need Naked Women's Wrestling Leagu back.

Who has the biggest boobies now in WWE divas roster?

voncouch
01-29-2014, 09:54 AM
Mike Awesome VS Awesome Kong- Loser is no longer awesome

Miz as special guest ref