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The Will & The Whey
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Dream Intergender Matches
I was always disappointed about how these 'edgy' wrestling feds would basically book guys to get turned inside out, but the women were given special preference to hit high spots their male opponents would usually block against when done by other guys.
Let's take the hurricanrana for example. A guy who typically counters it into a powerbomb when some 220-lb. guy tries will fall to it when a 150-lb. woman does it. These 'special physics' of male wrestlers being at half power or whatever makes me wonder what the point of most intergender matches could be. That situation has improved. Beyond Wrestling has more competitive matches. See Chris Dickinson versus Addy Starr as an example of a realistic feud that recognizes most fans don't want to see great male wrestlers watered down so they can try and make the women wrestlers look good. My first fantasy intergender matches that come to mind: Randy Savage vs. Chyna Ken Shamrock vs. Chyna (Lion's Den Match) Jerry Flynn vs. Madusa (In The Block Match) Tank Abbot vs. Mona, Gorgeous George, and Madusa (handicap match that almost turns into a shoot) Chris Jericho vs. Stephanie McMahcon (Paddle on a Pole Match) |
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Doin' It Right
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Totally thought the title of the thread was "Dream Integrated Matches"
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Cranky Kong
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Curd, what the fuck are you trying to say here?
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Doin' It Right
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Sometimes a girl just needs to be punched in the face, you know?
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Hey Mister!
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Make Me a Sandwich Match
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Curd and Jordan X vs their girlfriends
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Beth Phoenix or Tamina vs Rey. They could easily bear hug him and crush against their boobies. Oh beth phoenix I jizzed my pants
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You know that’s right
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Maryse vs. Me, Supreme Olajuwon in a hug with no shirts on match.
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Best Poster
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Kaitlyn vs Yokozuna in a sumo wrestler match
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Me vs naked Beth Phoenix in a nipple cripple match and winner rapes the loser stipulation.
And then at the end the loser will have to oil up the other's body and strap the belt on them. |
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Cranky Kong
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Look what the fuck you did, Curd.
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Trickster Demon
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What the hell kind of PORNOGRAPHY thread are you trying to start?!
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▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬
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Now or never for Sting vs Michelle McCool
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Trickster Demon
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Brock Lesnar vs Sable in a strap match
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Cranky Kong
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STING'S NOT ENOUGH FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST ANOTHER MAN IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE That's an angle I could get behind. He can stalk Michelle McCool, which cheese's the Undertaker off, and it leads to Wrestlemania. Book it. |
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His name is Jeff Harvey
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Chris Benoit vs. Woman would've been a knock down drag out brawl
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Cranky Kong
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Is that even funny to you? Serious question.
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Out Of Step
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He's controversial Thrilla, didn't you see his slave jokes last year?
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Snow Mexican
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Judy Bagwell vs. Buff Bagwell
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Out Of Step
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On a pole?
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Snow Mexican
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of course
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Trickster Demon
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Chris Christie vs. Linda McMahon in a "senate seat on a pole" match.
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Hey Mister!
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Chyna vs X-pac
Wait, they already did that one. Everybody lost. |
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The Will & The Whey
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Lord of The Vale
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Mickie James vs Me in a worlds first 'First Cum Match' First Blood rules apply.
She wins after my 'Jizz to the voicebox' seems worth the loss. |
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It's all Bullshit
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Cranky Kong
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AJ Lee and Kelly Kelly are theoretically the same gender.
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Cranky Kong
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Intergender sexual replies, at least.
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Cranky Kong
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"I think I'll just do what everybody else is doing, because I have a feeble mind" - AJ lee's
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Me vs Beth Phoenix, Tamina, Tara, Gail Kim, Mickie James, Eve Torres, Kaitlyn and AJ, all naked and oiled up of course.
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Out Of Step
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Except they weren't, you're just terrible.
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Snow Mexican
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Feeling Oof-y
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Curd vs. Mae Young in her prime.
Just to show Curd how god damned ridiculous this premise is. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Beth Phoenix and Punk should have had a match after their brief run-in at the Royal Rumble.
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Amazon Affiliate
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Chyna VS. Sable
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Amazon Affiliate
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ie. she's a man, baby.
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