WWE Newcastle United...

[jaycool2k]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/wwe-owner-vince-mcmahon-reported-to-be-sniffing-around-newcastle-united-with-a-view-to-incredible-takeover-bid-9135535.html

Seems all the media outlets are covering this over here in the UK. :y:

[Bad News Gertner]

At least buy a good club.

[The Rogerer]

That's a whole new market of people to complain about Vince

[Droford]

I know nothing about soccer but that group would probably never win.

[Droford]

Also, Vince should relaunch the XFL over there but with soccer.

[MoFo]

Would love Joe Kinnear as Raw GM.

Also would love Mike Adamle as director of football.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Can't wait for Vince to build an incredible group of young stars and then never let them play a game.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Also Tim Krul should be a world champion.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If this were to lead to Paul Gascoigne as guest host of raw, is be all for it.

[whiteyford]

With his fishing rod and lasagne?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

And in his bath robe, yes!

[whiteyford]

Will he come out to Kevin Keegan singing 'Fog on the Tyne'?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nah probably just a Cheryl Cole song

[whiteyford]

Then I can't support that, I'd settle for a PJ & Duncan tribute band maybe. Or even a Donna Air lookalikey.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Vince even already has the kit!

http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/5058/WWE-Superstar-Mr-McMahon-19.jpg

[Tornado]

Paddy Powers NUFC/WWE 2014 Specials:

4/1 - NUFC Club Shop to sell Foam Fingers
8/1 - Any NUFC to publicly challenge Vince to a match
20/1 - A WWE PPV @ St James Park
50/1 - WWE Refs to wear the Newcastle strip
50/1 - Shane McMahon to buy Sunderland outright
66/1 - Any current or former Newcastle player to join WWE
100/1 - Alan Pardew strikes another manager with a chair
100/1 - A player puts the ref through a table
200/1 - Newcastle players use WWE Ref shirts as their home kit
250/1 - Ameobi brothers win the Tag Team Titles

[Bobo]

He should buy Manchester United and turn them into a bigger joke than they already are under the glazers.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/yJ7D8Lc.jpg

[parkmania]

Khali as the goalie? Yeah, he's big, but he can't move.

[#1-norm-fan]

Vince McMahon reminds me SO much of Jerry Jones.

It would be interesting to see if he runs a sports franchise the same way.

[XL]

Looking forward to the rebranding to Newcastle Magpies F.C. and Vince changing all the players names so that he has trademark.

[Brigstocke]

Manchester Utd... YOUVE GOT NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!!

[Brigstocke]

Special Guest Referees?

[Phillip Brooks]

Fake as shit, if you believe this you all need your head testing.
This has been going around for ages.

[Hanso Amore]

http://i.imgur.com/yJ7D8Lc.jpg

Mark Henry would be the least mobile mid fielder of all time

[whiteyford]

Think Neil Lennon holds that title.

[whiteyford]

That was wasted, nae Jocks online.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Clearly you never saw Eric Djemba-Djemba in action.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Dammit whiteyford and your nimble fingers

[whiteyford]

Lol I saw Djemba-Djemba in action Saturday, gave us a penalty, great guy.

[VSG]

He should instead buy Liverpool and move it to Dundee or somewhere random, fuck the scouse.

[whiteyford]

Dundee is like Scotland's Liverpool, not much of a change.

[VSG]

Do they also have a history of inbreeding, then?

[XL]

Think Neil Lennon holds that title.

Clearly you never saw Eric Djemba-Djemba in action.

Well played, lads. I couldn't think of anybody.