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jaycool2k
02-18-2014, 08:50 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/wwe-owner-vince-mcmahon-reported-to-be-sniffing-around-newcastle-united-with-a-view-to-incredible-takeover-bid-9135535.html
Seems all the media outlets are covering this over here in the UK. :y:
Bad News Gertner
02-18-2014, 08:56 AM
At least buy a good club.
The Rogerer
02-18-2014, 09:07 AM
That's a whole new market of people to complain about Vince
Droford
02-18-2014, 09:10 AM
I know nothing about soccer but that group would probably never win.
Droford
02-18-2014, 09:13 AM
Also, Vince should relaunch the XFL over there but with soccer.
Would love Joe Kinnear as Raw GM.
Also would love Mike Adamle as director of football.
Supreme Olajuwon
02-18-2014, 01:01 PM
Can't wait for Vince to build an incredible group of young stars and then never let them play a game.
Supreme Olajuwon
02-18-2014, 01:03 PM
Also Tim Krul should be a world champion.
Corporate CockSnogger
02-18-2014, 01:46 PM
If this were to lead to Paul Gascoigne as guest host of raw, is be all for it.
whiteyford
02-18-2014, 01:47 PM
With his fishing rod and lasagne?
Corporate CockSnogger
02-18-2014, 01:51 PM
And in his bath robe, yes!
whiteyford
02-18-2014, 01:53 PM
Will he come out to Kevin Keegan singing 'Fog on the Tyne'?
Corporate CockSnogger
02-18-2014, 01:55 PM
Nah probably just a Cheryl Cole song
whiteyford
02-18-2014, 01:58 PM
Then I can't support that, I'd settle for a PJ & Duncan tribute band maybe. Or even a Donna Air lookalikey.
Corporate CockSnogger
02-18-2014, 01:59 PM
Vince even already has the kit!
http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/5058/WWE-Superstar-Mr-McMahon-19.jpg
Tornado
02-18-2014, 04:12 PM
Paddy Powers NUFC/WWE 2014 Specials:
4/1 - NUFC Club Shop to sell Foam Fingers
8/1 - Any NUFC to publicly challenge Vince to a match
20/1 - A WWE PPV @ St James Park
50/1 - WWE Refs to wear the Newcastle strip
50/1 - Shane McMahon to buy Sunderland outright
66/1 - Any current or former Newcastle player to join WWE
100/1 - Alan Pardew strikes another manager with a chair
100/1 - A player puts the ref through a table
200/1 - Newcastle players use WWE Ref shirts as their home kit
250/1 - Ameobi brothers win the Tag Team Titles
He should buy Manchester United and turn them into a bigger joke than they already are under the glazers.
Lock Jaw
02-18-2014, 10:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yJ7D8Lc.jpg
parkmania
02-18-2014, 10:13 PM
Khali as the goalie? Yeah, he's big, but he can't move.
#1-norm-fan
02-18-2014, 10:29 PM
Vince McMahon reminds me SO much of Jerry Jones.
It would be interesting to see if he runs a sports franchise the same way.
Looking forward to the rebranding to Newcastle Magpies F.C. and Vince changing all the players names so that he has trademark.
Brigstocke
02-19-2014, 04:47 AM
Manchester Utd... YOUVE GOT NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!!
Brigstocke
02-19-2014, 04:51 AM
Special Guest Referees?
Phillip Brooks
02-19-2014, 02:37 PM
Fake as shit, if you believe this you all need your head testing.
This has been going around for ages.
Hanso Amore
02-19-2014, 03:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yJ7D8Lc.jpg
Mark Henry would be the least mobile mid fielder of all time
whiteyford
02-19-2014, 03:10 PM
Think Neil Lennon holds that title.
whiteyford
02-19-2014, 03:10 PM
That was wasted, nae Jocks online.
Corporate CockSnogger
02-19-2014, 03:11 PM
Clearly you never saw Eric Djemba-Djemba in action.
Corporate CockSnogger
02-19-2014, 03:12 PM
Dammit whiteyford and your nimble fingers
whiteyford
02-19-2014, 03:13 PM
Lol I saw Djemba-Djemba in action Saturday, gave us a penalty, great guy.
He should instead buy Liverpool and move it to Dundee or somewhere random, fuck the scouse.
whiteyford
02-19-2014, 03:38 PM
Dundee is like Scotland's Liverpool, not much of a change.
Do they also have a history of inbreeding, then?
Think Neil Lennon holds that title.
Clearly you never saw Eric Djemba-Djemba in action.
Well played, lads. I couldn't think of anybody.
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