The Official WrestleMania XXX Thread presented by Snickers Cruncher

[owenbrown]

Damn Cena

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

PISS BREAK THIS MATCH IS SHIT

:rofl:

[KIRA]

"I know what to do I figured it out ref" lol

[Wishbone]

Love this "conflicted" John Cena lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

looks like my DVR has just started recording something? What else is new tonight?

[Shisen Kopf]

What match should I take my poo break?

[Krimzon7]

The psychology of this match is amazing.

[tman220]

Divas

[Droford]

looks like my DVR has just started recording something? What else is new tonight?

Cosmos

At least they didnt program total Divas against WM like they did other PPVs

[Mercenary]

Everyone has kick out of finishers power at WM

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Divas match

[Wishbone]

This match may not be technically sound, but anyone who says it's not good is kidding themselves

[Krimzon7]

looks like my DVR has just started recording something? What else is new tonight?

game. of. thrones.

overhaulin.

KHAALEESI

[Shisen Kopf]

Feed went out for a second wtf!!

[Wishbone]

Cena can't win this. Not unless he snaps and proves Bray right.

[GD]

lol at the Spanish announcers pointing at the French announce table :lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yeah GOT. Big ol tittes on Dany.

[Droford]

Who is the really old woman sitting ringside

[Wishbone]

"Don't bring that chair in here Bray!"

Like that's going to work… lol

[Krimzon7]

lol at the Spanish announcers pointing at the French announce table :lol:

no senoir!! get the frenchies!!!

[KIRA]

Cena killed Harper.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ricardo: Why not use the French table man.

[#1-norm-fan]

What match should I take my poo break?

Main event

[Krimzon7]

this fucking story!!!!

[Wishbone]

Ricardo needs a bigger role dammit

[KIRA]

LOL the ref talking Cena down god I love this match!

[#1-norm-fan]

CENA WINNNNNNNNNS!!!!!!!!

[GD]

Cena wins! Cena wins! This is probably the first time ever in the last eight-odd years that I've wanted Cena to win. Look at how happy the kid is. He is the best! The best, I tell you :yes:

[RVDmark]

Fuck Cena

[Wishbone]

Well that was a downer… Guess WWE still has some issues with writing...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck you Cena.

[Loose Cannon]

God dammit noooooo

[Krimzon7]

he should have slipped a bit. hate that they didn't advance the story of John Cena a little.

[owenbrown]

well time for Bray to be buried

[GD]

Cena definitely had the unfair advantage of getting the motivational speech from the referee.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Another great match. Kinda getting nervous Bryan will get screwed in the main event...the faces have won everything.</font>

[Droford]

I actually called a match in tipsters right for a change! yay

[Wishbone]

That was pretty much the biggest waste of a build-up in ages :\

[KIRA]

Best Cena match in forever, and I hate the cunt
this

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fucking cheating ref. Helping that liar win. If he loves kids why doesn't he want kids? Liar!

[Fat Aaron]

King finally drank some DEW

[#1-norm-fan]

My idea of Cena winning by making Wyatt pass out while he says creepy shit and laughs was still 1,000,000,000 times better... but still.

[KaosDarksol]

Thank you for the tipsters points Cena

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lawler is the first to partake in the Diet Spew.

[Wishbone]

God Jake Roberts sounded terrible during his speech :(

[#1-norm-fan]

That was pretty much the biggest waste of a build-up in ages :\

To be fair, it was like...3 weeks.

Unless you mean the general build of Wyatt. In which case, it could have been better. But meh. Cena doesn't need to constantly be jobbing no matter how much certain people want it.

[GD]

Mr. T's momma > Everybody's momma

[Crimson]

I want Jake to DDT Mr.T

[KIRA]

This is your piss break better run fast and no time to jingle it dry either

[Wishbone]

To be fair, it was like...3 weeks.

Unless you mean the general build of Wyatt. In which case, it could have been better. But meh.

Cena really gained nothing from this at all and Bray had everything in the world to gain. Feel like they could have at least had Cena have to snap and "go to the dark side" to win. Gonna be kinda hard to salvage Bray as a legit threat now.

[Droford]

Completely edited Mr Ts momma out of WM

[#1-norm-fan]

AWWWW! I was kind of expecting Warrior to come out in gear and shake the ropes.

[Crimson]

Damnit I thought Warrior was gonna run out

[Wishbone]

Anyone else get a Ron Pearlman vibe from Warrior anymore?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wonder if Mr. T is still saying "i'm sorry"

[rob11]

I just got chills.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jam-ba-laya? Cole?

[James Steele]

WWE Network started shitting the bed during the battle royal and now it has completely shut down for me.

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena really gained nothing from this at all and Bray had everything in the world to gain. Feel like they could have at least had Cena have to snap and "go to the dark side" to win. Gonna be kinda hard to salvage Bray as a legit threat now.

Hogan had "nothing to gain" in pretty much any of his matches after the Andre match. Doesn't mean he should have started jobbing left and right. It's gotta mean something. Wyatt will end up getting a win over Cena. This was the good guy getting his happy "ending"at WrestleMania though.

[Krimzon7]

Literally taking a shit right now.

[Wishbone]

Looking forward to Taker's entrance more than the match I think lol

If the Wyatts pulled off what they did imagine what he'll get tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Piss and coffee break over.

Here comes the pain vs. Here comes the streak.

[CSL]

Cena really gained nothing from this at all and Bray had everything in the world to gain. Feel like they could have at least had Cena have to snap and "go to the dark side" to win. Gonna be kinda hard to salvage Bray as a legit threat now.

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

lol WWE Network

No one could have seen these issues coming.

[Crimson]

Network stream still going strong for me

[Wishbone]

Hogan had "nothing to gain" in pretty much any of his matches after the Andre match. Doesn't mean he should have started jobbing left and right. It's gotta mean something. Wyatt will end up getting a win over Cena. This was the good guy getting his happy "ending"at WrestleMania though.

Plenty of other "happy endings" happening tonight, Cena didn't need his. Besides that Bray winning any other night isn't going to have the impact it would have here. Even you have to admit that that ending was shit, man.

[Dark One]

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4252815/kofi.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol WWE Network

No one could have seen these issues coming.

Still working great for me. Was thinking it was going to go to shit but it hasn't yet.

[Crimson]

Love Hey man!

[Wishbone]

Network stream still going strong for me

Same

[Innovator]

Log out and log back in, helped last time

[Dark One]

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4252895/spiderfear.gif

[KaosDarksol]

Network has been great so far using my computer though so I don't know if it's just people having problems with apps

[Innovator]

But so far, everything is roses for me

[tman220]

odds of Sting coming out after the match?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4252815/kofi.gif

Fuckin eh he could have broken his ankle, foot, and neck doing that. Still pretty awesome but goddamn not really worth that risk Kofi. He's becoming a one trick pony.

[James Steele]

I guess it is a XBox 360 issue. I should have just watched it on my laptop as I just pulled up WWE Network on the laptop and its perfect and beautiful HD. Still stupid my Xbox is wired to the internet and it blows while my wifi laptop works fine.

[KaosDarksol]

Lesnar looks fucking retarded

[KIRA]

okay calling takers entrance this year fireball from the sky.

[Wishbone]

Network has been great so far using my computer though so I don't know if it's just people having problems with apps

That could be the issue. I'm using my PC and it's been running fine.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well

[Corkscrewed]

Lesnar's beanie looks stupid.

Fuckin eh he could have broken his ankle, foot, and neck doing that. Still pretty awesome.
That was my thought. But as long as he doesn't get hurt, I'll take these crazy spots. lol

[Crimson]

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4252895/spiderfear.gif

Lol best gif ever

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

[GD]

If it wasn't for Brock Lesnar, I would've have never returned to watching wrestling.

[James Steele]

Fuck, now I gotta run to my truck and get my long ass RGB cable.

[Crimson]

Network running on my ps3 perfectly.

[Savio]

Eat. Sleep. Rest In Peace.

[Shisen Kopf]

I was using my roku but it went poo just like I'm about too. But now I hooked the iPad to the tv and it's going fine.

[Hanso Amore]

Fuckin eh he could have broken his ankle, foot, and neck doing that. Still pretty awesome but goddamn not really worth that risk Kofi. He's becoming a one trick pony.

and that one trick is going to keep him in the highest paid job he will ever get for a bunch more years.

[James Steele]

I missed 90% of Wyatt/Bray and the HoF inductees. I miss anything else?

[Innovator]

I love the pacing of the show so far, 180 from last year

[KaosDarksol]

It's a good thing taker never beat Chris Benoit at mania

[James Steele]

I guess thats how my stream got so far behind is the occasional lag here and there and it just built up an made my Xbox shit the bed.

[Droford]

sign idea

Brock Eats the Steak

[Dark One]

Really disappointed I can't find a GIF of Cesaro slamming Big Show on the internet yet.

[GD]

Hey STD, I just came back from another piss break. Watchyu gonna do about it :p

[GD]

Old school Undertaker attire.

[Innovator]

Back to the hat and coat

[KaosDarksol]

Eh a little pause during taker's entrance I don't need this to take any longer than it already is

[Droford]

lol they just casually scroll past Casket #21

[James Steele]

The opening of the casket was kinda cheezy, but they made up with it by setting that mother fucker on fire.

[Crimson]

Jake Roberts should come from behind with a chairshot. Then a DDT!

[GD]

I guess he wanted to "do it"

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[Corkscrewed]

I love the Undertaker, and I love his entrance music, but you could literally take a shit during his approach, finish it, and have missed nothing. And he's not even to the ring yet.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I cherish every single Undertaker match and entrance at this point. There will never be anybody like him again.</font>

[owenbrown]

oh shit.... hey Corkscrewed.... welcome back to TPWW lol

[Innovator]

I love the Undertaker, and I love his entrance music, but you could literally take a shit during his approach, finish it, and have missed nothing. And he's not even to the ring yet.

There is a reason Mania is 4 hours

[Innovator]

BTW, sup

[Innovator]

Brock legit has a neanderthal eyebrow ridge

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bork Lazer looks scurred.

[Crimson]

Takers scalp isn't pretty

[GD]

FELLAAAAAAAA!

[KIRA]

lol they just casually scroll past Casket #21

we at the WWE can neither confirm nor deny that casket #21 ever happened

[Crimson]

Is Taker an alcoholic now? He's mad red

[Hanso Amore]

Taker looking like a Jersey Shore Guido with that orange tan and mohawk.

Gym, Tan, Taker

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Taker looks like he has a landing zone on the back of his skull

[James Steele]

Why are the announcers talking so softly?

[Corkscrewed]

Hey guys. This PPV seems pretty good. So I thought I'd check back on the old stomping grounds. :)

[#1-norm-fan]

Plenty of other "happy endings" happening tonight, Cena didn't need his. Besides that Bray winning any other night isn't going to have the impact it would have here. Even you have to admit that that ending was shit, man.

lol. Like I said, maybe it could have been done better. Cena winning wasn't a problem though.

[GD]

From my expert analysis, I understand that they are pacing the match.

[GD]

Why are the announcers talking so softly?

They are scared of the Undertaker. Duh :roll:

[James Steele]

CORKY!!!

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[owenbrown]

Hey guys. This PPV seems pretty good. So I thought I'd check back on the old stomping grounds. :)

sweet :y:

[FourFifty]

This is the first card in quite some time where there hasn't been a piss break.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bray will win at Extreme Rules in some sort of strange gimmick match...straitjacket match maybe.

[RVDmark]

This is the first card in quite some time where there hasn't been a piss break.

14 Diva Match coming soon...

[GD]

Bray will win at Extreme Rules in some sort of strange gimmick match...straitjacket match maybe.

Goat on a pole match.

[#1-norm-fan]

This is the first card in quite some time where there hasn't been a piss break.

Royal Rumble was pretty piss break-less.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is the first card in quite some time where there hasn't been a piss break.

Ran and pissed quickly during the Hall of Fame video montage. Saw the whole thing last night didn't really need to see the abridged version yet.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

14 Diva Match coming soon...

Watch that match get cut.... total divas freak out. :lol:

[GD]

Ran and pissed quickly during the Hall of Fame video montage. Saw the whole thing last night didn't really need to see the abridged version yet.

That shows how much you care about the Hall of Fame, man :rant:

[GD]

Aksana injures the entire roster and becomes the new Divas Champion by proxy.

[Crimson]

Was that Brock Lesnar guy?.

[Savio]

Wait isn't Hogan supposed to be hosting this? haven't seen him at all?

[James Steele]

The Bray/Cena finish sounds wonky. Hope I can go back and catch it on the replay. Makes no sense to not have Bray win or have Cena snap to win.

[James Steele]

Wait isn't Hogan supposed to be hosting this? haven't seen him at all?

Did you miss the 30 minute opening with Hogan, Austin, and Rock?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That shows how much you care about the Hall of Fame, man :rant:

By watching from 9pm-1am when I was working at 7am? Yes, it does. :kiss:

[theexample]

Brock's legs look prosthetic.

[Savio]

Hey guys. This PPV seems pretty good. So I thought I'd check back on the old stomping grounds. :)
Hey Corky who is your favorite Diva?

[James Steele]

Crowd is going to go nuts when Undertaker does the "sit up" after an F5 and hulks up.

[Corkscrewed]

Wait isn't Hogan supposed to be hosting this? haven't seen him at all?
As is usual, he backed out once he realized he wasn't going over at the end.

[Crimson]

Has Taker busted open in a Mania match?

[GD]

Kind of want HHH to still get into the main event, then him and Bats can spinebust everyone.

I would love a spot where they hit each other with the spine buster at the same time.

[Droford]

Wait isn't Hogan supposed to be hosting this? haven't seen him at all?

I take it you missed the first 1/2 hour

[KIRA]

See what Taker becomes when there's no urn and Paul Bearer?

[Savio]

Did you miss the 30 minute opening with Hogan, Austin, and Rock?
I thought the PPV started @ 8 and thoght i'd catch the pre-show at 7:46 only to be shocked to see HHH fighting Bryan.

[owenbrown]

CORKY!!!

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Corkscrewed]

Hey Corky who is your favorite Diva?
Trish Stratus?

Oh wait, you did you mean current Diva? :wave:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Answer that anyways. :)

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This match kinda sucks.</font>

[owenbrown]

I thought the PPV started @ 8 and thoght i'd catch the pre-show at 7:46 only to be shocked to see HHH fighting Bryan.

you do realize WM for the last few years has started at 7 PM Eastern not 8 right?

[GD]

I highly dislike it when they zoom in during an Undertaker chokeslam.

[Crimson]

I thought the PPV started @ 8 and thoght i'd catch the pre-show at 7:46 only to be shocked to see HHH fighting Bryan.

Haha same here

[Krimzon7]

I love the Undertaker, and I love his entrance music, but you could literally take a shit during his approach, finish it, and have missed nothing. And he's not even to the ring yet.

literally did this.

[Dark One]

No one even remotely believed that F5 would end it.

[Droford]

The most disappointing part of WM is that while almost all of the other matches have been great (6 man was a dud), the Annual match of the year Candidate Taker match has been a plodding mess so far

[KIRA]

The Bray/Cena finish sounds wonky. Hope I can go back and catch it on the replay. Makes no sense to not have Bray win or have Cena snap to win.

It's done very well, the finish makes sense IMO no complaints.

[James Steele]

This is neat just because I can't remember the last time Undertaker has ever been the underdog or been beaten down with no real offense this much in a match.

[Innovator]

CMON SHOOTING STAR, DO IT BROCK

[V]

Brock Lesnar skips leg day

[owenbrown]

Trish Stratus?

Oh wait, you did you mean current Diva? :wave:

yeah it's not 2006 anymore, dude :p

[KaosDarksol]

Weak F5 and I'm fake marking out because I'm bored of this match already

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HHH beat him down a good amount in the Hell in the Cell.

[KIRA]

FUCK I'm having beat the streak flashbacks

[Droford]

No one even remotely believed that F5 would end it.

Maybe an F10

[Krimzon7]

laziest hells gate transition ever.

[James Steele]

WWE better do Cena/Taker next year.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just punch him in the face Brock. Why go through all of that lifting?

[James Steele]

HHH beat him down a good amount in the Hell in the Cell.

Yeah, but he didn't crawl around like a worm. Undertaker has never looked this vulnerable in his career. Changes the entire dynamic of the story of the match.

[GD]

Just punch him in the face Brock. Why go through all of that lifting?

That is not how wrestling works :nono:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kimura wannalaya.

[Hanso Amore]

its also not how MMA works either

[James Steele]

Punch him in the kidneys, Taker.

[Crimson]

I think the crowd is tapping out at this point

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The crowd is just not into this at all. It's been said plenty before but Cena is really the only "realistic" guy left who could break The Streak. Not that I think Cena should break it by any means but I think he's the only guy left who could get the crowd shit hot into the match where the fans bite on the false finishes because it's Cena and you never know.</font>

[Krimzon7]

there is ZERO torque on the shoulder.

[Hanso Amore]

This match is pretty meh.

[KIRA]

JBL: hes done both hell's gates from his back

Where else would he preform them?

[Hanso Amore]

Punch him in the kidneys, Taker.

PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS

[Savio]

it'd be cool if taker fucked up and didn't kick out

[Crimson]

Damn.

[Krimzon7]

that was pretty cool, i guess.

[Corkscrewed]

This match has been incredibly predictable, including the F-5 counter to Old School. Haha.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What a reversal!

[KaosDarksol]

Holy shit at least make the F5 look believable

[James Steele]

Undertaker is selling beautifully. I'm actually convinced he's had the living shit beaten out of him.

[owenbrown]

lol Paul Heyman

[Krimzon7]

JBL: hes done both hell's gates from his back

Where else would he preform them?

well, you can start a gogoplata from an S mount. but thats pretty difficult.

[Crimson]

Where's Kane when you need him??

[Corkscrewed]

I thought they were going to do the Divas match after Wyatt/Cena to cool down the crowd, but I guess this is why they did this match instead.

[James Steele]

Jesus, surely The Undertaker is not actually gassed.

[GD]

Punch him in the kidneys, Taker.

Brock: Ah! Not the kidneys!

[Krimzon7]

Undertaker is selling beautifully. I'm actually convinced he's had the living shit beaten out of him.

He is old as fuck...he may not be selling.

[Corkscrewed]

Although hearing Heyman shriek never gets old.

[James Steele]

Undertaker's comeback will get the crowd and everybody fired up and end this match on an awesome note.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Last Carry more than Last Ride.

[Savio]

Trish Stratus?

Oh wait, you did you mean current Diva? :wave:
lol of course :roll:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This should be an oxygen on a pole match.</font>

[Krimzon7]

won't this match ever end?

[James Steele]

Seeing The Undertaker acting like this is a spectacle in and of itself. He's never been made to look this weak in his entire career.

[Droford]

Brock has to break out the moonsault in desperation

[KIRA]

This might be the first time ever I've wanted a Taker match to just end (not even VS Triple H (*Shudders*)

[Corkscrewed]

Second Tombstone should do it.

[Dark One]

WHAT

[GD]

The streak is over!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Shooting star Dro?

[KaosDarksol]

No way this can even be close to MOTY

[Hanso Amore]

WHAT

[Savio]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????????????

[Swiss Ultimate]

I TOLD YOU SO!

[Crimson]

Yrsssssssdssdd

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>What the fuck.........</font>

[Dark One]

I don't even.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

... Did that really just happen?

[Krimzon7]

wait, WHAT?????

[Fat Aaron]

Oh my god....

[KIRA]

WHAT????

[Corkscrewed]

HOLY SHIT LESNAR WON!!!

[Hanso Amore]

OH wow

[Crimson]

Hahaha yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

[GD]

Holy shit! Is this for real?

[KaosDarksol]

WTF

[FourFifty]

....what?
Did that just happen?
....I'm..... I'm stunned.

[parkmania]

And tpww.net explodes!

[James Steele]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Corkscrewed]

OMG, crowd reaction shots are priceless!!

[Fat Aaron]

The reaction on the faces of the fans is just priceless.

[Shisen Kopf]

I just took a poo did I miss anything?

[RVDmark]

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, etc.

[Crimson]

Play his damn music

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy fuck

[Innovator]

HOLY SHIT

[Dark One]

I can't even... Of all the ways for it to end...

[Loose Cannon]

Um wtf just happened.

[Corkscrewed]

BTW, I think the crowd just woke up. Everyone was just waiting for the match to end and move on.

[dronepool]

Wow lol

[Crimson]

Now THAT is a wrestlemania moment

[Dark One]

Brace for the internet to crash.

[KaosDarksol]

This serves no fucking purpose

[Loose Cannon]

Um huh????

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Undertaker is done.</font>

[Fat Aaron]

Hasn't Brock pretty much lost every match he's had since his return?

[James Steele]

Are you fucking serious? The Streak just ends with him getting the living shit kicked out of him by a part time guy? Really?

[Mercenary]

.....

[V]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Corkscrewed]

This can only mean that Taker is officially retiring.

[KIRA]

I got nothing I'm shocked

[FourFifty]

...........